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Hunger games

shall we?
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TOMBOYS WON
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HEY! HEY! HEY SOYTEEN! HEY!
YOU’RE FRUITY. NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
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Is gacha games keyed
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ITT we post ugly things because cute things are gay
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TOFU VVON.
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nusois think the fifth soyvil war is really happening GEG
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im a fucking finger
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Proud qvotist trusting the plan

Trvst the plan
Jannies like mustard are behind the current 'log, Qvote is too busy developing nusoichan in order to fix this site once and for all. He will release it before winter ends in his words.
TRVST
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<welcome to the sherdee, how chud are ya?
>how chud am i? i'm a heccin based and blackpilled aryan chud warrior for adolf clitler who will save the west by posting heccin wojak memes on the bald man with glasses website and doing my epic operations!!
<alright, come on in, just insert coin into the slot to enter -
>*inserts coin*
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Nyaaaaa~~~~
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Why isn’t sexualizing ponies and liking furry porn rule 6?
>ERM actually it’s heckin drawn
Same excuse branoons use for lolis
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>ok ok fine mlp porn is beastiality and zoophilic BUT its drawn so it’s not le bad
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SOYVIL WAR 5

you all have noticed the increase in porn spam due to the quote administration failure

enough is enough

you know what you have to do… DERAIL ALL PORN THREADS!!
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Sharty if Doug Walker never made a video about Lawnmower Man
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itt we post cute things because soyjacks are ugly
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Ban people who talk about Quote for namefag discussion on /soy/
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>nusois, if you engage in bait again, your gonna regret it..
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I feel like nobody here cares about doxxing pedos anymore
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what should Chud do next?

>it's over…
>…
>I should move on
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new toss
>
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I was trying some rooibos tea but i steeped it too short so it tasted like hot water, disappointed
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PONY WEBSITE
LEE LOST
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bust dotty mound
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I came back after a 2 month break what happened to the site?
>
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guest frothy sound
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i didnt like the wave of nas coal spam so i made OC do you like it
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>KYS HAMSTERSPAMMER GO BACK TO TIKTOK YWNBAG
>NUSOI IM LITERALLY SHARTY KULCHURR LOL
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jest shotty brown
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Quote, readd /nate/ so these disgusting goonigger can fuck off
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Porn threads are killing the board
WE NEED A SOYVIL WAR NOW award
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If we ban mares we should ban niggerphilic content aswell
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porn

ITT: we post porn to btfo the oldsois
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>>>/raid/263436
ALEXANDER JOSEPH NELSON, PROFESSIONAL EFL FNAF PEDO
SEND 'ZAs
6613 CLUB VIEW FLOWERY BRANCH GEORGIA USA
SSN 668 20 8841 (do the last four numbers backwards, geg)
ZIP 30542
PHONE 4043702370
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PERSONAL SPAMMER RECRUITMENT CENTER

YOOOOOOOOOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL FLOOD BAIT THREADS WITH SPAM, AND IF THEY ENABLE IDS, YOU WILL DO IT ANYWAY OR ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO SUPERSAGE AND IGNORE.
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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /SOY/! PLEASE RULECUCK US HARDER DADDY! WE NEED A SPANKING!!
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>>>/raid/263436
ALEXANDER JOSEPH NELSON, PROFESSIONAL EFL FNAF PEDO
SEND 'ZAs
6613 CLUB VIEW FLOWERY BRANCH GEORGIA USA
SSN 668 20 8841 (do the last four numbers backwards, geg)
ZIP 30542
PHONE 4043702370
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>keep getting called a 4cuck
>haven't browsed 4cuck properly in years
i just like anime
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Where can I find an IRL soyniqua? I hardly see any blak sisas like these. Not bait btw.
>
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PORN LOST, QUOTE LOST, QUOTE IS ADMIN SIX CONFIRMED
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Make HTSM the new Sharty mascot but like in a wholesome way not in a demoralizing way
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>all soycucks have a bbw fetish
Are we sure this isn't bbwchan?
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>indoctrinated by epstein award
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My favorite Jew is Ethan Klein
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Itt we post our goon folder

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i fucking hate quote, only slightly better than kuz because kuz was a literal pedo
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ADD AN AZUSA NAMEROLL NYAAAAA~
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Is he right?
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AZUSA WABAG IN TÜRKIYE
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We need to do something about the bbwchan raiders
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Pony rights
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Why does Jake Tapper alswoyas look sad?
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bladee and aout please save us from this brimmy log
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/nofap/ - NEVER GOON GENERAL

Enough posting porn on /soy/, time to stop gooning.
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<clopping to ponut
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JAKBOX RAID THREAD

ITT WE RAID JACKBOX STREAMS
https://www.twitch.tv/pausitivevibes
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Quote has killed this website

Quote has killed this website, and from the way things seem to be going, it wouldn't surprise me if we are heading back into the kuz era. It might actually be over, and for real this time.
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>Fanta black? But fanta is orange
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>The Sharty if soyteens never failraided an MLP cytube in 2023 and never raided BBWchan
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ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
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>being racist
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nigger
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I will post an episode of gem-on every day until you like it
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Just Shut It Down

In the chaotic ecosystem of Soyjak Party, both p and Quote have evolved from niche memes into uncontrollable disruptors. To be clear: they are no longer merely annoying—they actively undermine the community’s health. For the sake of thread quality, creative energy, and the integrity of the site, p and Quote should explicitly Just Shut It Down.

Overexposure has killed their humor. Once clever and ironic, p and Quote now saturate every thread, turning discussions into endless loops of predictable spam. The wit is dead, replaced with mechanical repetition. The collective memory of the community no longer celebrates p or Quote as clever absurdity—it remembers monotony. Continuing their existence does nothing but dilute the platform’s identity.

They attract chaos and griefing. Every thread featuring p or Quote is a magnet for raids, flame wars, and trolling incidents—from infamous “Gem vs Coal” battles to coordinated disruptions of normal threads. These memes function as chaos amplifiers. Moderators spend excessive energy policing p and Quote, time that could be spent fostering engaging and creative content.

They encourage performative posting at the expense of originality. Users now feel compelled to shoehorn p or Quote into unrelated threads simply for attention or validation. Originality is punished, repetition rewarded. New users see p and Quote everywhere and misinterpret them as representative of Soyjak Party, leaving them alienated rather than engaged.

Operationally, they are unsustainable. Moderation resources are finite, and p and Quote consume an outsized share. Every post, screenshot, and archive tied to these memes requires intervention, creating a continuous cycle of clean-up that drains energy from real community-building.

Therefore, for the sake of thread quality, community cohesion, and sustainable moderation, p and Quote should explicitly Just Shut It Down. This is not a suggestion—it is a necessity. These memes have had their time. Their continued existence only invites chaos, monotony, and burnout. By shutting down p and Quote, Soyjak Party can reclaim its identity as a hub for absurd, ironic, and creative content. The community does not need them. The community needs to thrive. And thriving means one thing: p and Quote must Just Shut It Down.
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>hey guys check out my atomwaffen [INSERT INDIE ANIMATION HERE] oc
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About my nightmare

I had a really traumatizing nightmare last night that i can't get off my head.
In this fream i was visiting a school where murders happened, and the serial killer had left vieeo tapes and a tv screen where the videos would go on repeat, and in those videos it was revealed that the killer had the face of giggly goonclown (i am serious), and he was eating and vomiting out pieces of his victims, and there was blood, so much blood, and there were tons of leeches and white parasites sticking to him while he was covered in blood. It was like a sick, twisted and gruesome firm of 'o. I need comfort, i have been unable to think of anything else other than that. I am in actial tears right now. I am not joking.
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I know we all love to poop in pizza boxes and then leave it out for the roaches and rats to eat for later
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Who are these people
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>How Strong Are Biblically Accurate Angels
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Marge, why do jannies never enforce the rule 6 anymore?
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Hot and passionate sex with mustard
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Michael Rosen WABAG
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embedding a link to cado in your post
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>I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
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Do you think the Internet being polarised and by extension society good or bad
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who is this obsessed commie on the log
>they literally only have 3 reaction images GEEEEEEG
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'OX AND 'APE THIS FAGGOT?

https://youtu.be/5vFtRqwqgv0?si=PhIxdSPd1NKdV1Wf
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What’s up goys I have a question why are my balls so small anyways time to consume some more rapeseed oil
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Just fyi the htsm spammer is a furnigger ponycoon, this is who spams htsm in February 2026 OH NO NO NO
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>da sherdee has fallen! quote is da admin 6!
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should I goon?
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This is a furry ERP thread :3
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what's the meaning of it all? i really don't understand.

i'm 23 and i don't know what's the meaning of life; all these pursuits of wealth, career, friendships etc feel meaningless to me. everything is finite, everyone will die at a certain point, everything will be gone eventually… everything has lost its flavor, i am starting to care less and less about my goals

i feel miserable and sad. worst of all, i feel a disturbing sense of hopelessness, sometimes i feel breathless or i feel my chest shrinking

please help and give advice, especially if you've been in the same place
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Look at my furry anime posts at watchpeoplelive.com.
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this ‘log needs more BBC
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We should kill Andy Warski cause he is unfunny
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Hitler was traiso
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>falling for the pony baiter
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LISTEN TO THIS GEMMY SONG, SOYIM
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>cattywiping 4cuck boards
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A basic fact

Most commies are just libtards LARPing/ORPing as commies. You can tell by xheir policy on immigration.
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>I LOVE FAT BITCHES
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loosh farm website
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>i am the big alpha! time to obsess about trannies all day and spam low quality meta whining threads on a DNB imageboard nobody cares about
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Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck
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We sure CPS didn't snatch his gal?
We sure his friends ditched him because he said he would share?
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Toxic BRAAAAP Mask
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#982
I'll believe him when I see the obit. I mean, who is supposed to believe this weeb had friends?
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Gibs said:
2026 has NOT been a good year for Chibi Reviews.
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His fiancee broke up with him. Jacob lost his best friend and his entire friend group in 24 hours!
:stress:What the hell happened?
Do the mentally psychopathic Airbagged laugh!
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Cheese_lad said:
He tried to off himself but failed. L/A
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Okay, what? Correct me if I’m wrong but if you try to off yourself and get hospitalized you don’t immediately get discharged like that. After treating almost suicide patients they have to go into a psychiatric hospital I am pretty sure
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What the actual fuck happened?
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#986
"My new girlfriend called me a pedophile…that's a pretty big word for an 11 year old."
~ Chibi Reviews
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A Happy Cheerful
ALL THE CUTE AND PRETTY good for the heart
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#987
Somewhere in a Greek village, a fat 40-something virgin is laughing his ass off in vindication.
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There are few things in this world that warm my heart more than grifters and deserved downfalls.
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How can Chibi feel so alone? He has unlimited little anime girls to goon too and now he has no social distractions like friends and fiancee to stop him from gooning and xitter posting 24/7/365. You’ve been blessed by Slanesh Chibi! You should be grateful!
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twinArmageddons said:
Was it ever proven that he had a fiancee? Outside of him just saying he has one? Oh! No my fictional girlfriend left me it's all due to the damn dirty farms and hes farming for pity.

If even your fictional bitch doesn't want you I might understand why. Except I'm a functioning member of society so no I wouldn't.
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Gibs said:
2026 has NOT been a good year for Chibi Reviews.
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His fiancee broke up with him. Jacob lost his best friend and his entire friend group in 24 hours!
:stress:What the hell happened?
Oh nooooo this sucks.
BibiLivesMatter said:
I'm betting on he did something that pissed off his fiance and caused her to leave and later his friend group couldn't stand by him for what he did. I 100% doubt it's the loli stuff, cause there's no way she wouldn't know when his whole business and social revolves around it.

I feel it's something more personal.


if IF we are to take what chibi is saying in face value right now.
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harmy.kook said:
I have a different idea: She is real, but she's not the raging degenerate Chibi flexed her as.

It explains the possible falling out between them, along with his apparent IRL circles. Especially if they're Normal folk.
It has to be the potential visit from the police. I doubted from the moment he said "they laughed at what they saw" when he wrote, OR (s)he found out
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>That's so heckin wholesome. We finally defeated those bigoted capitalists comrade. Now that the revolution is over, I can go back waiting for Deltarune chapter 5.
<Sorry Troonella, but Deltarune has been cancleled because Toby Fox died during a bombing. Besides, indie games can only exist under capitalism, so every one of them must be destroyed to forget the bourg-
>NOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FAVORITE TROONSLOP I HATE COMMUNISM NO- AAAAAAACK!
But seriously though, do trannies really think their troonslop will continue to exist after a commie revolution?
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I LOVE FAT BITCHES
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Poop and uuuuuhhhh… I forgot what else
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>Using soyjak website
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^bitch ahhh janny ahhhh fuq niqqa switch yo honkey ass down muhfuggin kwoet
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>declares war on the creator of Castlevania
>wins
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>getting the null sticker on kiwibraps
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>on my momma nigha
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>WAAAAH WAAAAH I HATE EVERYTHING!! I'M DA BASED ALPHA!! SO WHAT IF MY WHOLE WORLDVIEW IS FROM A MENTALLY ILL METHHEAD FROM THE 1940S WHO KILLED HIMSELF!!! DAS TUFF! OMG IS THAT A BLACK PERSON IN MY VIDYA?? SAVE ME!! BAD BUNNY AT THE SUPERBOWL AAAAAAAAAACK!!
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE? FUGGEN QUOTECORD~
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Deformed nigger babies
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>bing riding
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the thread below this one issa gem.
send ur screenshits here, goy.
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POLL: Do you believe that showing attraction towards, or masturbating to drawn, fictional animal porn (e.g., MLP) makes you a zoophile? (just as showing attraction towards, or masturbating to drawn, fictional child porn (e.g., loli) makes you a pedophile)
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How do we know cobblestone is a foid and not some tranny larping? Because xe said so?
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i look like dis~
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>Medieval ass fetish “oh my the buxom queen has gained the weight of 2 men over the past 2 fortnights, this just mean she is fertile!” Kill yourself unironically in the most painful possible way
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>bing riding
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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>Yep that’s right I love to have diarrhea
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behead everyone

someone somewhere posted pee so now everyone must die because of this shit

images aren't me
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>no mom i don’t like tyrone’s cooking he uses seasoning
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>MAAAAAAAAAAAAWDS BAN THIS
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Is it gay or bisexual to put on makeup?
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chud fatigue

>waaah trans people waaah furries waaaah muh gooners

if you're a retarded chud like this just fucking get off the internet or let it go already. go be an amish and live in the woods if you can't handle modern society, fucking retards. the elite want us fighting made up culture wars as bread and circus so we don't turn our attention to them.

you have one life, don't waste it being an NPC. hating people isn't funny or alpha.
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
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>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is posting the exact same fucking meta whining thread over and over again, expecting shit to change. That is crazy.
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>I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
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trooning out does explicitly mean you’re a tranny, you can be a faggot without being gay. Trooning out is a mindset, if you’re an emotionally incompetent socially maladaptive white guy, just say but you’re a tranny.
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>I may goon to animals, but at least I’m not a pedo, right?
>plus it’s just DRAWINGS of animals, chud. that makes it heckin’ different.
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Тeхнoлайк этo арийcкая хуйня ëбанный врoт!
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>building shit schematics until your teammates loose their shit in a mindustry PvP match
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Niggers dying
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>falling for trans and femboy bait in the bald men with glasses website
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It’s nothing but tranime and troon bait niggers and SNCA

At least there’s pig poop maybe, but also Kevin Levrone
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Soisluttas really do be getting off to this
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Quote why dont you sell the site if you’re getting ‘aped by Mi6 and the British government?

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itt you try to find the original image of this 'jak I made

the 'log is super coally, so I hope at least this thread will be fun
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Just ban all porn at this point.
No arrow because I look like and say this.
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cobleston show bobs and vegane
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Is watermelon good for you?
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>bigo-ACK
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>Anon can you stop posting those fat men with glasses? I was trying to look at the funny pig poop images nyaaaaa~
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Kevin Levrone will save us from the pedoniggers

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I hate this stupid site full of puritan twp cucks
keep seething at everything you autistic manchildren
you are no better than the soyboys and trannies you mock
rent fucking free
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>c20b
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your an offsiter because i said so
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>when the fauci approved soylent have arrived
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/ppg/- Pig Poop General

Itt we discuss pig poop
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first
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Lets face it, none of you are a real chud. Being a chud doesnt mean being a bigot. Chud, pepe and 4chan go hand in hand, they are all products of counter culture. And the current counter culture *drum rolls* is being queer and opposing ICE. If you do neither of these things you're a pretender, a tourist and not a real chud.
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>self inserting as an anime girl LE BAD even though anime girls have nice and happy lives and wearing anime girl clothing makes me feel happy
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Join my side
>what we do
Comedy
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today is pretty snowy, make sure to wear a scarf when going outside!
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>Hot and passionate sex with mustard
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ITT WE EXTORT COBBLESTONE FOR BOOB PICS
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who are you quoting
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>never goon is winning bro-AAAAACK!
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ITT WE EXTORT COBBLESTONE FOR BOOB PICS o algo
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>If Quote has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Quote has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Quote has only one fan then that is me. If Quote has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Quote, then I am against the world.
>>Hello i am the owner of streety or however the arrow is not forgotten
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ITT WE EXTORT COBBLESTONE FOR BOOB PICS
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ITT WE EXTORT COBBLESTONE FOR BOOB PICS

NO ARROW FUGGEN JARDEE
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Is Quote the Real HTSM?

>it da fuggen browns ruinin my counteh mane
>da fuggen 'log quality nigguh
>OC count: 1 (colored gapejak purple and added a banana split hat)
>bans over 100 people for years
>replaces soyteens with 'corders and 4cucks
^the latter would be a great thing if they weren't porn addicts and pedophiles
>15 year old cave doodle girl agoogoo worship be keyed mane
>keeps my little pony porn up because it owns da nusois (geg)
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/fat/

gemmy bbw thread
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>fat fetish
<black girl fetish
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ITT WE EXTORT COBBLESTONE FOR BOOB PICS
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>breathing
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>West Virginia is the whitest state in the United States
>Also the only state where you can freely practice beastiality without any laws against it
Ohnononono whitecucks…
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>quoting people with Amelia earhart
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The sharty is being transformed into a goonshesh website
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If Quote has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Quote has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Quote has only one fan then that is me. If Quote has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Quote, then I am against the world.
>Hello i am the owner of streety or however the arrow is not forgotten
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>quoting people with anatomy or that picture of a fat furry
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or something
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ITT WE ALL FLEE TO 4CUCK /BANT/ AND MAKE IT THE NUSHARTY CUZ QUOTE IS COAL
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midwit board and oreos
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to the faggots who are posting tranime brimstone

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.


btw jannies, delete this if you are a pedophile
>
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>ALWAYS TROON IS WONNERE-AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!
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JANNIES… WHAT IS THIS?????
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muh shardekulchurr nigger nigger nigger I love making fun of literal infants nigger nigger I’m mentally 14 nigger nigger I love saying funny n word and popping my pants
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>gooning to Anatomy.JPG
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>13% of population
>24% of house fire deaths
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itt you post voice messages because i said so
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>taking time and effort to name your files
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WAAAAH WAAAAH I HATE EVERYTHING!! I'M DA BASED ALPHA!! SO WHAT IF MY WHOLE WORLDVIEW IS FROM A MENTALLY ILL METHHEAD FROM THE 1940S WHO KILLED HIMSELF!!! DAS TUFF! OMG IS THAT A blak PERSON IN MY VIDYA?? SAVE ME!! BAD BUNNY AT THE SUPERBOWL AAAAAAAAAACK!!
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muh shardekulchurr nigger nigger nigger I love making fun of literal infants nigger nigger I’m mentally 14 nigger nigger I love saying funny n word and popping my pants
R: 1 / I: 1
>never goon
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>These "ironic" and satire porn posting bran!ggergoonerslopjaks are NOT contributing to this site, and only serve to dilute and make it like 4pedo.
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FNF website
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>NEVER GOO-AAAACCCCKKKKKK
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variant:unknown oc thread

I think the main problem with nuvariants is that people just make them, and that's it. To make it relevant, you should at least give an example of how to use it. Post one or more variant:unknowns and give and idea, and I'll try to make a toss
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>YES IM A BASED CHUDCEL
>YES I SAID „RETARD“ IN MY 20 MINUTE LONG YOUTUBE ESSAY ABOUT TF2 COMIC LORE TO BTFO HECKIN UNWHOLESOME WOKE LIBERALS
>YES I CALL EVERYONE WHO DOESEN’T GOON TO LOLICON AND DOESEN’T BROWSE IMAGEBAORDS A NORMIE GOYCATTLE MIDWIT
>YES I CONSTANTLY OBSESS OVER EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YET I WON’T TRY TO IMPROVE MYSELF
>YES THE FIRST THING I THINK ABOUT WHEN RACISM IS MENTIONED IS BBC CUCK PORN
>YES, I USE HISTORICAL FIGURES AS A PROJECTION SCREEN TO REPLACE MY MISSING FATHER FIGURE.
>YES I FUGGEN HATE IT WHEN NORMIES INSULT MY NICHE INCEL CULTURE
>YES, I AM COMPLETELY POISONED BY IRONY.
>OFCOURSE I IMMEDIATLY RUN TO MY CLITTYCEL HIVEMIND WHEN A LIBERAL OR TRANNY MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK
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That jackbox raid last night was gemmy

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gemily culture thread

ITT we discuss Gemily culture
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Media literacy

<Bu- bu- It was made to mock you!

>Yankee doodle went to town, on a little pony. Stuck a feather instead his hat and called in macaroni.
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new redditerald
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Ban IAS soyjaks are a dead meme
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Before posting, ask yourself:
>does it break any rules?
>what does your post signify?
>does it contribute to the board or is it redundant?
>what is the claim being made?
>who are you quoting?
>how does it affect others, personally?
R: 0 / I: 0
>IMG_1488.jpg
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Report Quote to the British government. Karate chop Quote in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak quote. Lobotomize Quote. Mandatory abortions for Quote.
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>I fucking LOVE women with male genitalia but I'm NOT a faggot I SWEAR
Why do porn addicts like futanari so much?
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>gooning to hitler
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>trying to turn this site into porn site under the guise of irony and memes
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What is your favorite trooncore song?
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>I hate coalla
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>ban NAS
<ban troonslop
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r/lies

every reppey itt is a lie
R: 8 / I: 1
>downing a mouthful of elephant laxatives so you can have enough explosive projectile diarrhea to fill your entire bathtub then stripping naked and laying in the tub and bathing in your own liquid poo so that the maggots living inside your rotting axe wound can feast on the scat instead of the bloody pus-filled walls of your gaping neo-clitty
R: 11 / I: 1
Nu 'toss
R: 11 / I: 4
>ban nas
>ban bait
>ban htsm
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 10 / I: 0
I support any Zionist-like movement. I believe that not only Jewish people deserve their homeland, but Kurdish, Pamiri and Gypsy peoples too (just throw these filthy cigans somewhere else please)
>
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>OMG I could literally suck her dick for hours..
>for hours…

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

NO FUCKING PERSON HAS THE ATTENTION SPAN TO LITERALLY SUCK A COCK/ETC FOR HOURS

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF TWP CUCKOLD / NIGGERCUCKOLD SHITSKIN HONORYWHITOID FAGGOT SUBHUMAN AND BOIL IN SHIT IN HELL
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 6
Make me admin and I will fix all of this
R: 6 / I: 0
KEKKKKK OHNONONONO DO NUSOISLUTTAS REALLY????
R: 1 / I: 0
>The clit…
>The clit is leaking…
>There's a clitty that is leaking somewhere…
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KILL QUOTE
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nu 'cake just dropped
R: 1 / I: 0
rename /soy/ to /b/
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KILL QUOTE
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4cuck - 30-50yo
Sharty - 16-20yo
Where's MY image board???? 4cuck is getting too old, while sharty is just toddler shit. Can a oldsoi relate?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 0
Answer /soy/
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kill pedos
>
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im addicted to fucking benzos n xannies n cutting myelf fuck my closeted tranny life already sm °~°
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I just switched to linux mint and i need a nu-soyfolder. Gem this thread up with your brightest 'jaks please
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nusois…
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>baiting /soy/ with one hand
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boomwhackers VVQN
balls LOST
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Heads up
R: 2 / I: 0
What if a ball was on the sharty
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>every derailer/demoraliser is esl and turdworld
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When I find myself in times of trouble
I'm posting Sneed on /mtv/
Clean it up, oh janny, all for free
And in my hour of darkness
Only forced memes and no OC
I'm filling out the CAPTCHA, let it Sneed
Let it Sneed, oh let it Sneed
Let it Sneed, oh let it Sneed
Clean it up, oh Janny, all for free
Sneed's Feed and Seed, Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's, Formerly Chuck's
And when the janny decides to ban me
I'll delete all my cookies
I'm filling out the CAPTCHA, let it Sneed
And Spottemgottem went and linked up
With Pooh Sheisty
Clean it up, oh janny, all for free
Let it Sneed, oh let it Sneed
Let it Sneed, oh let it Sneed
Formerly Chuck's, let it Sneed
(based)
Sneed's Feed and Seed, Sneed's Feed and Seed
Formerly Chuck's, Formerly Chuck's
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>filtering and seething over spam even tho thats literally what the site was designed and built for
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Rotson on da 'log
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>this log
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What if misc ccircle work at baldi schooL?
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Quote respect button
👇🏿
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>tfw username 666 was based on ‘p
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/cook/ - Cooking General

cookingGODS, post your best dishes and recipes. what do (you) like to make? what have (you) made recently?
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Do Chud ## Headmaster exist?
R: 2 / I: 0
Frog website
R: 11 / I: 0

soytan

Culture
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ohnonono femfags... WHATS THIS

a while ago we tried 'oxxing this furfag for posting epi content on his instagram, most of the people following xim are little kids same with the comments and his 'cord has no age verification. meaning that cacas can get in easily, what we do know about him is that xe is a sandnigger saudi who lives in merica (geg)
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ANIME MEGATHREAD
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In just 4 months this site has went from one of the most feared and respected to a shell of it once was, quote is admin 6. Sharty will become the next Something Awful, mark my words. By 2035, there will be a splinter with more users than us, and we will have kiketubers like Justin Whang talking about oldfaggot sharty culture in 2022 and the cult of Jarboy.
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Porn is bad
R: 0 / I: 0
>Rape, abortion & depression portrayed in a surreal & scary way.
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Big rigs bbq will destroy the world before nigger porn could
award
R: 1 / I: 0
>
This gave me a boner
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miss circle large breast
R: 2 / I: 2
>yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Who is the Biggest BBC slut?
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BULB LIGHTYEAR!
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i am mentally ill
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 394 / I: 65

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: