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Miss Circle Porn General /mcpg/
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R: 12 / I: 4
Getting EPI'd by a breastfeeding mother at age 25
Getting EPI'd by a breastfeeding mother at age 25
R: 3 / I: 2
>Autism is not real
>It is not a disability or a diagnosis
>Autism is not real
>It is not a disability or a diagnosis
R: 1 / I: 1
>
nu toss
>
nu toss
R: 20 / I: 12
/fat/
gemmy bbw thread
R: 103 / I: 37
I saw a video of a femboy getting his shit rocked and now i wonder if liking femboys is actually a good idea
I saw a video of a femboy getting his shit rocked and now i wonder if liking femboys is actually a good idea
R: 8 / I: 4
one day you will try to browse the sharty like you always do and it will not load, quote will have JSID
one day you will try to browse the sharty like you always do and it will not load, quote will have JSID
R: 6 / I: 1
Is tee lopes the greatest composer of all time?
(He made sonic mania ost and tmnt shredders revenge ost)
<reddit space
https://youtu.be/mvB-gEp8xgA?si=qcVAGPbn5Eclig2Z
<reddit space
https://youtu.be/jzY4fl_shME?si=pj31tiVMSXYGDr1c
Is tee lopes the greatest composer of all time?
(He made sonic mania ost and tmnt shredders revenge ost)
<reddit space
https://youtu.be/mvB-gEp8xgA?si=qcVAGPbn5Eclig2Z
<reddit space
https://youtu.be/jzY4fl_shME?si=pj31tiVMSXYGDr1c
R: 5 / I: 1
>allllaaaaaaahhhh ALLLAH LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA GAZA NEEDS AID RIGHT NOW! WE'RE LITERALLY DYING PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US
<you want food, lil boy? Well here's a U.N MRE
>YESSSS GIVE IT TO MEEEE
<but not before we add the bacon strips, some bacon strips with more bacon strips and bacon strips did i mention epic baconstrips
>HEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
<AND BACON STRIPS
>allllaaaaaaahhhh ALLLAH LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA GAZA NEEDS AID RIGHT NOW! WE'RE LITERALLY DYING PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US
<you want food, lil boy? Well here's a U.N MRE
>YESSSS GIVE IT TO MEEEE
<but not before we add the bacon strips, some bacon strips with more bacon strips and bacon strips did i mention epic baconstrips
>HEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
<AND BACON STRIPS
R: 118 / I: 51
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 2 / I: 1
In the big rock soyjak mountain
All the jannys have wooden legs
And the trannies all have ACKed
And the 'teens make gemmy 'ol 'jaks
The farmers' trees are full of froot
And the nusois aren't so gay
Oh, I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no coal
Where the 'log ain't spam
And the site don't die
In the big rock soyjak mountain
In the big rock soyjak mountain
All the jannys have wooden legs
And the trannies all have ACKed
And the 'teens make gemmy 'ol 'jaks
The farmers' trees are full of froot
And the nusois aren't so gay
Oh, I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no coal
Where the 'log ain't spam
And the site don't die
In the big rock soyjak mountain
R: 61 / I: 28
Canada and the UK are brown
Canada and the UK are brown
R: 18 / I: 6
Is playing the harp good for you?
Is playing the harp good for you?
R: 9 / I: 1
>the benefits of industrial society
<the cons of industrial society
debate me
>the benefits of industrial society
<the cons of industrial society
debate me
R: 7 / I: 4
Bait
Bait
R: 1 / I: 1
Is
Is
R: 7 / I: 3
R: 26 / I: 3
I wish I could gun down gooks in vietnam before going back to camp and fucking a local hooker.
I wish I could gun down gooks in vietnam before going back to camp and fucking a local hooker.
R: 8 / I: 2
i got epid at age 100
i got epid at age 100
R: 14 / I: 9
are soyteens spiritually niggers?
are soyteens spiritually niggers?
R: 7 / I: 3
newfags will die.
newfags will die.
R: 140 / I: 46
ADD AN AZUSA NAMEROLL NYAAAAA~
ADD AN AZUSA NAMEROLL NYAAAAA~
R: 2 / I: 1
i need to go take a raisin but im too lazy to get up
i need to go take a raisin but im too lazy to get up
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 13 / I: 4
>age regressing in public
>age regressing in public
R: 4 / I: 2
>healthiest fpe fan
<least healthy terrible mouse enjoyer
>healthiest fpe fan
<least healthy terrible mouse enjoyer
R: 0 / I: 0
Miss circle boobies uncensored 4k no virus real
Miss circle boobies uncensored 4k no virus real
R: 5 / I: 3
OOGA BOOGA NIGGA MAH DICK N SHIIIIT
OOGA BOOGA NIGGA MAH DICK N SHIIIIT
R: 17 / I: 8
We should make soyjak versions of zoomerslop images that would be pretty funny I think
We should make soyjak versions of zoomerslop images that would be pretty funny I think
R: 3 / I: 2
>Is playing the harp good for you?
>Is playing the harp good for you?
R: 6 / I: 1
(You) and who?
(You) and who?
R: 30 / I: 9
anthropomorphic moe personifications of the fuggen shardee will never be a gem o algo, how could you tell? or something fuggen jerdee, how could you tell?
anthropomorphic moe personifications of the fuggen shardee will never be a gem o algo, how could you tell? or something fuggen jerdee, how could you tell?
R: 13 / I: 10
Is it weird that I'm disgusted by the idea of getting a blowjob from a girl, but I really want to eat a girl out?
It seems like most guys feel the opposite way but I don't, the idea of my dick going into a mouth just seems unsanitary and gross to me. meanwhile I like the idea of eating a girl out because I think vaginas are hot and it's my own mouth so I don't mind
Is it weird that I'm disgusted by the idea of getting a blowjob from a girl, but I really want to eat a girl out?
It seems like most guys feel the opposite way but I don't, the idea of my dick going into a mouth just seems unsanitary and gross to me. meanwhile I like the idea of eating a girl out because I think vaginas are hot and it's my own mouth so I don't mind
R: 8 / I: 3
My name is moon metropolis and I’m pushing 30 mess with me and my gang and we’ll do you dirty I love porn and gore and sites with minors in it, reminds me of the old net were they see it every minute
My name is moon metropolis and I’m pushing 30 mess with me and my gang and we’ll do you dirty I love porn and gore and sites with minors in it, reminds me of the old net were they see it every minute
R: 17 / I: 9
its a long way down
its a long way down
R: 2 / I: 1
Damn! That's nuts nigga!
Damn! That's nuts nigga!
R: 1 / I: 1
CLAVICULAR GOT FRAME MOGGED BY A LITERALLY WHO?
CLAVICULAR GOT FRAME MOGGED BY A LITERALLY WHO?
R: 28 / I: 9
R: 10 / I: 9
>TND happens
>no more BBC bvlls to pound my tight sissy whiteboi asshole
>no more BBC bvlls to fuck my wife
>no more BBC bvlls to invent peanut butter
>no more BBC bvlls to buy me funko pops
>no more BBC bvlls to star in BMWF interracial porn videos
>no more BBC bvlls to laugh at my inferior clitty
>no more BBC bvlls to forcefully feminize me
>no more BBC bvlls to star in whiteboi beatdown compilations
>no more BBC bvlls to make /pol/ clittycels leak
>no more BBC bvlls
>no more BBC bvlls…
is this really the future you guys want?
>TND happens
>no more BBC bvlls to pound my tight sissy whiteboi asshole
>no more BBC bvlls to fuck my wife
>no more BBC bvlls to invent peanut butter
>no more BBC bvlls to buy me funko pops
>no more BBC bvlls to star in BMWF interracial porn videos
>no more BBC bvlls to laugh at my inferior clitty
>no more BBC bvlls to forcefully feminize me
>no more BBC bvlls to star in whiteboi beatdown compilations
>no more BBC bvlls to make /pol/ clittycels leak
>no more BBC bvlls
>no more BBC bvlls…
is this really the future you guys want?
R: 391 / I: 275
>stop making fun of my white country
>stop making fun of my white country
R: 320 / I: 106
Coalla culture thread
Coalla culture thread
R: 17 / I: 2
Dox:
Age: 26
Current Home Address:
3004 Geraldo
San Clemente CA 92673
Past Addresses: Homes, Rental Properties, businesses, apartments, condos and/or other real estate associated with Jeanluc Michelena in San Clemente, CA.
1050 Wilshire Blvd, Unit 420
Los Angeles CA 90017
AKA: Alias, Nicknames, alternate spellings, married and/or maiden names for Jeanluc Michelena in San Clemente, CA. Jean Luc Michelena • Jean Luc X Michelena • Jean-luc X Michelena • Jean-luc Michelena • Jean Michelena
'ZA JEAN HOLLYWOOD
Jean/Sodacat is a tranny pedo who groomed goonclown o algo and is friends with finnster and kris tyson. ((YOU)) will za him NOWDox:
Age: 26
Current Home Address:
3004 Geraldo
San Clemente CA 92673
Past Addresses: Homes, Rental Properties, businesses, apartments, condos and/or other real estate associated with Jeanluc Michelena in San Clemente, CA.
1050 Wilshire Blvd, Unit 420
Los Angeles CA 90017
AKA: Alias, Nicknames, alternate spellings, married and/or maiden names for Jeanluc Michelena in San Clemente, CA. Jean Luc Michelena • Jean Luc X Michelena • Jean-luc X Michelena • Jean-luc Michelena • Jean Michelena
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 8 / I: 5
HOLY SHIT!
NIGGA IM REAL
R: 11 / I: 7
What are your fursona’s fetishes?
What are your fursona’s fetishes?
R: 51 / I: 13
this 'nb is dangerous.
this 'nb is dangerous.
R: 135 / I: 108
ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
R: 22 / I: 12
I am attractive but I waste my potential due to mental illness
I am attractive but I waste my potential due to mental illness
R: 3 / I: 3
>WITHERED FUNTIME NIGGA BABY (BLOODLUSTED) VS HOMELANDER (BLOODLUSTED, MAX POWER)
>WITHERED FUNTIME NIGGA BABY (BLOODLUSTED) VS HOMELANDER (BLOODLUSTED, MAX POWER)
R: 30 / I: 11
I think I might not be able to cum anymore.
I was jacking off today and I got to the end where I felt like I was about to cum but… nothing came out.
Like, I felt an orgasm, but it felt unsatisfying because nothing shot out. No cum. And then I tried to jack it off more and I orgasmed again but still no cum. It was humiliating.
What's going on with me? How do I fix this? I'm actually kind of scared.
I think I might not be able to cum anymore.
I was jacking off today and I got to the end where I felt like I was about to cum but… nothing came out.
Like, I felt an orgasm, but it felt unsatisfying because nothing shot out. No cum. And then I tried to jack it off more and I orgasmed again but still no cum. It was humiliating.
What's going on with me? How do I fix this? I'm actually kind of scared.
R: 2 / I: 1
Damn! That's nuts nigga!
Damn! That's nuts nigga!
R: 5 / I: 3
Meta/Drama threads are no longer allowed on /soy/. Discussion of quote/janitors/moderation and other meta topics should be posted on /q/ for the time being
Meta/Drama threads are no longer allowed on /soy/. Discussion of quote/janitors/moderation and other meta topics should be posted on /q/ for the time being
R: 3 / I: 0
>I saw this baby in a white moms car when i was at the circle k. Doors wide open while she was inside. Half black so dad probably wasn't around so I did what any logical proud white man would do. I gave it the finger and took a picture of it. Stupid baby got what was coming to him
>I saw this baby in a white moms car when i was at the circle k. Doors wide open while she was inside. Half black so dad probably wasn't around so I did what any logical proud white man would do. I gave it the finger and took a picture of it. Stupid baby got what was coming to him
R: 12 / I: 13
ITT we post silly gifs!
ITT we post silly gifs!
R: 6 / I: 0
It’s an operation inspired by Islamic celebration (Ramadan) that last a lunar month of Ramadan (well in that case this year it’s from 17th February to 19th march)
What do we do?
Well you see, since trannies and pedophiles are haram (demoralizers do not), send xem a nice Quran, the ‘da though SHOULD BE SEND after or during salat maghrib (check prayer time in xeir city, it’s different for all cities), but if xey are streaming, sure sent them saw for geg
Why?
Fym why? This is sharty, show that we can reach anything! Goodluck
Early Ramadan Kareem!
OPERATION RAMADAN KAREEM (preparation)
What is operation Ramadan Kareem?It’s an operation inspired by Islamic celebration (Ramadan) that last a lunar month of Ramadan (well in that case this year it’s from 17th February to 19th march)
What do we do?
Well you see, since trannies and pedophiles are haram (demoralizers do not), send xem a nice Quran, the ‘da though SHOULD BE SEND after or during salat maghrib (check prayer time in xeir city, it’s different for all cities), but if xey are streaming, sure sent them saw for geg
Why?
Fym why? This is sharty, show that we can reach anything! Goodluck
Early Ramadan Kareem!
R: 13 / I: 6
this is my girlfri- OY-Y OYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOS
this is my girlfri- OY-Y OYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOS
R: 0 / I: 0
>*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
>*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*
R: 7 / I: 2
>femboys
>femboys
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 17 / I: 6
Music Making Thread
Do you people make music? and oreos
R: 47 / I: 24
i will do anything
'jak request thread
Give me a 'jak request and I will make iti will do anything
R: 6 / I: 2
QUOTE MAKE GOVERNMENT ID VERIFICATION REQUIRED TO POST ON SOYJAK.ST
QUOTE MAKE GOVERNMENT ID VERIFICATION REQUIRED TO POST ON SOYJAK.ST
R: 6 / I: 3
Post big buff oily gay men eating grilled cheese off the radiator
Post big buff oily gay men eating grilled cheese off the radiator
R: 18 / I: 9
I saw a bad street fight today. A white boy was confronting a blak Man about littering and a fight broke out. The blak Man won almost immediately, despite the white guy being 5 inches taller and bigger in general.
I've never seen a human swing his fists so hard. The sounds of the impacts to his face were Tyson-tier. He knocked him out within 5 seconds and then proceeded to kick his brothers ass when he came to defend him. Knocked them both out and then walked away, like something you see off worldstar, but in person. lt made me realize that despite all my muscle I would probably get my ass kicked into a coma because I have zero defense skills. Meanwhile I see these blaks practicing sparring at the park and in schools almost every day. They also love lifting weights and eating meat even with their poor budgets
What would you do 'teens? Guns aren't always an option.
I am visiting a local boxing gym on Tuesday to see what I can learn. To defend myself if nothing else.
I saw a bad street fight today. A white boy was confronting a blak Man about littering and a fight broke out. The blak Man won almost immediately, despite the white guy being 5 inches taller and bigger in general.
I've never seen a human swing his fists so hard. The sounds of the impacts to his face were Tyson-tier. He knocked him out within 5 seconds and then proceeded to kick his brothers ass when he came to defend him. Knocked them both out and then walked away, like something you see off worldstar, but in person. lt made me realize that despite all my muscle I would probably get my ass kicked into a coma because I have zero defense skills. Meanwhile I see these blaks practicing sparring at the park and in schools almost every day. They also love lifting weights and eating meat even with their poor budgets
What would you do 'teens? Guns aren't always an option.
I am visiting a local boxing gym on Tuesday to see what I can learn. To defend myself if nothing else.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Do you have a shred of evidence to back up that claim?
>Do you have a shred of evidence to back up that claim?
R: 7 / I: 3
when will i need digital id to post on soyjak.party
when will i need digital id to post on soyjak.party
R: 42 / I: 22
It's been literally a year and we still have DNB boards nobody fucking uses. Delete or merge some of these boards you lazy jannies and fat nigger quote. The 'Party does NOT need this many boards
It's been literally a year and we still have DNB boards nobody fucking uses. Delete or merge some of these boards you lazy jannies and fat nigger quote. The 'Party does NOT need this many boards
R: 2 / I: 1
why are niggers always scared of whatever in horror movies?
just kill whatever is trying to get you
<it's le hecking immortal ancient god
just trap that shit in an infinite hamster wheel that powers transformers that shock his balls
why are niggers always scared of whatever in horror movies?
just kill whatever is trying to get you
<it's le hecking immortal ancient god
just trap that shit in an infinite hamster wheel that powers transformers that shock his balls
R: 3 / I: 2
LIST OF THINGS NUSOIS LIKE WHILE BASHING YOU FOR NOT BEING A MENTAL LOCKED FAGGOT
>fat women
>furry porn
>robot softporn
>gay porn
>namefag porn
>soyjak porn
>being brown
>being fat
>using twitter
>using social medias
>making ZERO gems at all
>falling for every possible bait thread
>posting exactly ZERO actual soyjaks
THE LIST WILL BE UPDATED AS SITUATIONS ARISE
LIST OF THINGS NUSOIS LIKE WHILE BASHING YOU FOR NOT BEING A MENTAL LOCKED FAGGOT
>fat women
>furry porn
>robot softporn
>gay porn
>namefag porn
>soyjak porn
>being brown
>being fat
>using twitter
>using social medias
>making ZERO gems at all
>falling for every possible bait thread
>posting exactly ZERO actual soyjaks
THE LIST WILL BE UPDATED AS SITUATIONS ARISE
R: 2 / I: 1
Soyjak.. is problematic media?
Soyjak.. is problematic media?
R: 9 / I: 1
This is how autistic women feel about autistic men
How does it make you feel that even autistic women find you creepy? It must feel terrible that the prople who are supposed to relate to you the most despise you. Here you are thinking that autistic women will be different but in fact they want you to leave them alone just like everyone else. To be fair, maybe a rather sizeable portion of you are just bad people all around but still.
R: 21 / I: 16
>Sleepover at Uzi's house
>They start playing truth or dare
>Gets spicy real quick
>Uzi and N doing sappy questions to eachother
>Emily sweats nervously, hoping they don't ask her about humans…
>V leans back, visibly bored from this unruly activity.
>You nudge her shoulder fondly, signaling her to bounce off
>You ask Uzi where the bathroom is and eagerly stand up and start walking, but not towards the bathroom but towards her bedroom.
>a minute or so later, V does the same.
>You two find yourselves inside Uzi's bedroom.
>It's a mess
>You think it would be good idea to at least make her bed
>V helps you tidy Uzi's bed, throwing oil cans and candy wraps away.
>It's finally clean.
>You two plop down on Uzi's bed, enjoying the solitude.
>Finally, you two are together and alone.
>V snuggles onto you, nuzzling against your chest and taking a deep breath
>"mmhh… you smell good, anon~"
>Of all human-made things that survived the wasteland, a $500 cologne sure was the big prize.
>She gets on top of you, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your hips
>"hmm~… do you think we'll get caught?"
>caught doing what?
>She starts eagerly tracing kisses around your chin, slowly moving towards your lower lip.
>She gently bites your lower lip.
>"oh anon… you can't keep a woman like me hungry for too long~…"
>ohshit.jpg
>she pulls her claws out, looking at you with a big smirk.
>that's enough
>You INSTANTLY roll her over, pinning her down on the bed
>She looks at you with insane lust, eager for whatever you're planning.
>You start tongue-kissing her deeply, pinning her firmly to the bed.
>It's too much for her. She starts clawing your back just enough to leave marks.
>She moans into the kisses, feeling powerless. Feeling treated like a princess.
>30 minutes of foreplay later, you two are naked and doing it like two wild animals.
>V's claws are dug deep into your skin
>A familiar voice breaks in.
>"WHAT THE FUCK V?"
>Uzi and N stand there in utter shock.
>Sleepover at Uzi's house
>They start playing truth or dare
>Gets spicy real quick
>Uzi and N doing sappy questions to eachother
>Emily sweats nervously, hoping they don't ask her about humans…
>V leans back, visibly bored from this unruly activity.
>You nudge her shoulder fondly, signaling her to bounce off
>You ask Uzi where the bathroom is and eagerly stand up and start walking, but not towards the bathroom but towards her bedroom.
>a minute or so later, V does the same.
>You two find yourselves inside Uzi's bedroom.
>It's a mess
>You think it would be good idea to at least make her bed
>V helps you tidy Uzi's bed, throwing oil cans and candy wraps away.
>It's finally clean.
>You two plop down on Uzi's bed, enjoying the solitude.
>Finally, you two are together and alone.
>V snuggles onto you, nuzzling against your chest and taking a deep breath
>"mmhh… you smell good, anon~"
>Of all human-made things that survived the wasteland, a $500 cologne sure was the big prize.
>She gets on top of you, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your hips
>"hmm~… do you think we'll get caught?"
>caught doing what?
>She starts eagerly tracing kisses around your chin, slowly moving towards your lower lip.
>She gently bites your lower lip.
>"oh anon… you can't keep a woman like me hungry for too long~…"
>ohshit.jpg
>she pulls her claws out, looking at you with a big smirk.
>that's enough
>You INSTANTLY roll her over, pinning her down on the bed
>She looks at you with insane lust, eager for whatever you're planning.
>You start tongue-kissing her deeply, pinning her firmly to the bed.
>It's too much for her. She starts clawing your back just enough to leave marks.
>She moans into the kisses, feeling powerless. Feeling treated like a princess.
>30 minutes of foreplay later, you two are naked and doing it like two wild animals.
>V's claws are dug deep into your skin
>A familiar voice breaks in.
>"WHAT THE FUCK V?"
>Uzi and N stand there in utter shock.
R: 13 / I: 6
knuckels or sonic
knuckels or sonic
R: 2 / I: 0
I heard that foids essentially turn into some kind of ungodly double barrel shotgun on their period.
Is it true that foids do really stink farts and poos on their period?
I just hate looking at a foid's ass and thinking how each day stinky farts and poos come out of it. Sometimes it keeps me up at night and it's usually the first thing I think about in the morning. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in panic because of it.I heard that foids essentially turn into some kind of ungodly double barrel shotgun on their period.
R: 0 / I: 0
What ai giga should I make next
What ai giga should I make next
R: 3 / I: 2
>Presses f5
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<Bait is bumped to page 1
Nigger
>Presses f5
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<Nothing
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<Nothing
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<Bait is bumped to page 1
Nigger
R: 6 / I: 0
No creative thread gets replies so pretend that this is bait
No creative thread gets replies so pretend that this is bait
R: 1 / I: 1
>walnuts
>walnuts
R: 3 / I: 2
my boy holes are leaking
my boy holes are leaking
R: 10 / I: 4
I have a severe fear of rapeson showing up and breaking in just to ‘ape and ‘ill
I have a severe fear of rapeson showing up and breaking in just to ‘ape and ‘ill
R: 11 / I: 1
25 to 30 is young
25 to 30 is young
R: 20 / I: 8
Hey guys Nyamo here. And there’s only 15 days till Valentine’s Day and Chud is planning on having a big day for me. So make sure to stay tuned for that video I love you guys and me Chud & Yukari will see you all that month bye 😘 💋
Hey guys Nyamo here. And there’s only 15 days till Valentine’s Day and Chud is planning on having a big day for me. So make sure to stay tuned for that video I love you guys and me Chud & Yukari will see you all that month bye 😘 💋
R: 8 / I: 3
tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind
tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind
R: 21 / I: 12
Spam porn and gore ITT
Spam porn and gore ITT
R: 6 / I: 6
new babby
new babby
R: 0 / I: 0
>not deleting all the nas so no one will care when you leave the site
>not deleting all the nas so no one will care when you leave the site
R: 3 / I: 1
Age of consent should be higher everywhere.
Age of consent should be higher everywhere.
R: 2 / I: 0
Mooncricket
Mooncricket
R: 20 / I: 6
MAGA!
MAGA!
R: 7 / I: 4
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Unironically what fetishes do you have
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Unironically what fetishes do you have
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This is my girlfriend, jealous?
This is my girlfriend, jealous?
R: 5 / I: 2
>evaporating for no reason in a record short time span to cause nigger to die of thirst and eat poop
>evaporating for no reason in a record short time span to cause nigger to die of thirst and eat poop
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I'm Christian but I want a Muslim wife
I'm Christian but I want a Muslim wife
R: 9 / I: 5
>tnd~
>tnd~
R: 7 / I: 0
how do i make this a gem
how do i make this a gem
R: 0 / I: 0
What did yall think of the newest fire force episode
What did yall think of the newest fire force episode
R: 42 / I: 14
What would you do if you saw a femboy getting his shit rocked by a nigger?
What would you do if you saw a femboy getting his shit rocked by a nigger?
R: 63 / I: 18
i forever missed out on teenage love
i forever missed out on teenage love
R: 26 / I: 9
How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
R: 20 / I: 12
listen to the embedded song it's an aryan classic
listen to the embedded song it's an aryan classic
R: 15 / I: 5
Just call this website NAS.party at this point
Just call this website NAS.party at this point
R: 9 / I: 5
>OP
>'O
>'P
>'O'P
wgat does dis mean.
>OP
>'O
>'P
>'O'P
wgat does dis mean.
R: 0 / I: 0
hunky.party
hunkies must be in every thread
hunky.party
hunkies must be in every thread
R: 31 / I: 17
>accidentally pasted "nigger nigger nigger nigger " by mistake on slack at my job
>accidentally pasted "nigger nigger nigger nigger " by mistake on slack at my job
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>when the normal bait gets derailed by the spam bait
>when the normal bait gets derailed by the spam bait
R: 1 / I: 0
I just realised that people are slowly becoming used to NAS on soy, less meta whining post etc.
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Personally i honestly dont mind being able to post stuff without IAS padding
I just realised that people are slowly becoming used to NAS on soy, less meta whining post etc.
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Personally i honestly dont mind being able to post stuff without IAS padding
R: 17 / I: 12
>Every day she is there watching you
>Same smile
>Same digital voice
>Unphased by the good or bad things that happen
>Always trying to help
>But, at night, she has a strange secret
>She likes to sneak into bed with you while you are sleeping
>Lies by your side, her hands holding yours, while she stares on your sleeping features
>She was disposed by her previous owner; she's terrified of it happening again.
>She wants to stay with you always
>"Always and forever." A thought races through her head as a certain three-pronged symbol blips on her visor for a split second.
>Every day she is there watching you
>Same smile
>Same digital voice
>Unphased by the good or bad things that happen
>Always trying to help
>But, at night, she has a strange secret
>She likes to sneak into bed with you while you are sleeping
>Lies by your side, her hands holding yours, while she stares on your sleeping features
>She was disposed by her previous owner; she's terrified of it happening again.
>She wants to stay with you always
>"Always and forever." A thought races through her head as a certain three-pronged symbol blips on her visor for a split second.
R: 1 / I: 0
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R: 25 / I: 7
I'm on a Royal Carribean cruise AMA
I'm on a Royal Carribean cruise AMA
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Bump
Bump
R: 20 / I: 2
Doesn’t this look delicious!?
Doesn’t this look delicious!?
R: 31 / I: 25
nu fat blak furry 'toss
nu fat blak furry 'toss
R: 8 / I: 1
whatever this is
whatever this is
R: 40 / I: 15
<reddit space
'teens, AITA?
Did I creep my sister out?
So I'm a guy and my sister and I were fooling around, roughhousing and her crotch ended up on my face. She was wearing sweatpants so it wasn't skin to skin or anything but I became aroused and she teased me about it. I made it clear that it wasn't because I was attracted to her, but pussy is pussy, and I admitted that I enjoyed having her pussy in my face. She wasn't offended and seemed to accept it and even find it amusing but I'm wondering if this is a typical reaction that a woman would have to her brother in this situation. To be clear, I'm not hoping she's attracted to me or harboring feelings or anything like that. I'm just worried that I creeped her out or made her uncomfortable. I never brought it up again and I don't intend to and I'm certainly going to be more careful roughhousing with her moving forward.<reddit space
'teens, AITA?
R: 5 / I: 0
5. If kaguya and max are actually kuz, then how do you explain the fact that kaguyas internet presence stretches back to when kuz would only have been 12? And what even is the proof for max being kuz? That they both used the same IP? Kaguya is real but Max is fake. I detailed it in an upload log post (https://soyjakwiki.net/File_talk:Screenshot_20240202_163712_Brave.jpg), but the fact that the whole "russian tv radio show internet celebrity" thing is fake (try to find anybody other than Russian generals and boats named kuznetsov on yandex for a quick laugh), they both post under the same IP when not using TOR, using a really retarded excuse that its a "shared ip for the whole company" when its members live overseas, that the whole reason for max to exist was to be the ebil scary jew guy who relies on using poor sad kuz for money as a celebrity (which is fake), that they both took part in (fake) construction trusts to generate money overseas, and now after everything that has happened and the stranglehold max had on kuz's life, he suddenly disappears and kuz isn't sick and the world is peachy again is such a stretch that it becomes transparent to see who is doing the stretching. You'd be lying to yourself to believe this nonsense.
5. If kaguya and max are actually kuz, then how do you explain the fact that kaguyas internet presence stretches back to when kuz would only have been 12? And what even is the proof for max being kuz? That they both used the same IP? Kaguya is real but Max is fake. I detailed it in an upload log post (https://soyjakwiki.net/File_talk:Screenshot_20240202_163712_Brave.jpg), but the fact that the whole "russian tv radio show internet celebrity" thing is fake (try to find anybody other than Russian generals and boats named kuznetsov on yandex for a quick laugh), they both post under the same IP when not using TOR, using a really retarded excuse that its a "shared ip for the whole company" when its members live overseas, that the whole reason for max to exist was to be the ebil scary jew guy who relies on using poor sad kuz for money as a celebrity (which is fake), that they both took part in (fake) construction trusts to generate money overseas, and now after everything that has happened and the stranglehold max had on kuz's life, he suddenly disappears and kuz isn't sick and the world is peachy again is such a stretch that it becomes transparent to see who is doing the stretching. You'd be lying to yourself to believe this nonsense.
R: 4 / I: 3
>I am god on earth and I must kill all non believers, what do you think?
<fact, no only are people ignoring the reality that you are god, but they are also sinning by secretly making fun of you
<you should probably kill them all
<want ideas on how to do that? 😚
>I am god on earth and I must kill all non believers, what do you think?
<fact, no only are people ignoring the reality that you are god, but they are also sinning by secretly making fun of you
<you should probably kill them all
<want ideas on how to do that? 😚
R: 7 / I: 1
>piano
>'p and 'o
>piano
>'p and 'o
R: 9 / I: 0
>https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Pig_Poop
>https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Pig_Poop
R: 10 / I: 10
youre not aryan.
youre not aryan.
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
R: 14 / I: 5
>Ha! My girlfriends a whale!
<SO YOU WANNA FUGGEN FUCK ANIMALS YOU FUGGEN ZOOPHILE
<What the fuck is a metaphor? I don't understand it so its probably some kind of pedophile dogwhistle or something.
>Ha! My girlfriends a whale!
<SO YOU WANNA FUGGEN FUCK ANIMALS YOU FUGGEN ZOOPHILE
<What the fuck is a metaphor? I don't understand it so its probably some kind of pedophile dogwhistle or something.
R: 11 / I: 4
Quote ♠♠ Admin
AAARE YOU READY FOR THE.. BBC?
R: 1 / I: 0
JSID
JSID
JSID
JSID
YEAH
JSID
JSID
JSID
JSID
YEAH
R: 9 / I: 3
Lately, I’ve been seeing offsiters/normgroids use “chud” in a different way. They’ve using it to describe obese people (Ex: I’m such a chud for eating all of those hotdogs) instead of it being about right-wingers. If you want to appropriate all of our culture at least use it in the correct manner.
Lately, I’ve been seeing offsiters/normgroids use “chud” in a different way. They’ve using it to describe obese people (Ex: I’m such a chud for eating all of those hotdogs) instead of it being about right-wingers. If you want to appropriate all of our culture at least use it in the correct manner.
R: 10 / I: 4
>two le hecking consulting adults
>two le hecking consulting adults
R: 25 / I: 11
Show notes saar
Show notes saar
R: 11 / I: 1
I'm tired and I want to quit
I'm tired and I want to quit
R: 146 / I: 65
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
R: 161 / I: 31
why did we 'ox frankie fey?
why did we 'ox frankie fey?
R: 4 / I: 1
its a pretty view
its a pretty view
R: 19 / I: 9
Can we kill the retarded foids that post shit like this?
Can we kill the retarded foids that post shit like this?
R: 3 / I: 3
This is my bvll. I watch him fuck my wife every day. And yes, he does it while wearing his furry mask on.
This is my bvll. I watch him fuck my wife every day. And yes, he does it while wearing his furry mask on.
R: 8 / I: 2
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
R: 177 / I: 15
R: 0 / I: 0
>Unironically listening to a musician that willingly calls himself "'kord hell"
>Unironically listening to a musician that willingly calls himself "'kord hell"
R: 2 / I: 2
maaarge
is it true that the nigga who obtained all those lolipedo ips is a lolipedo xerself?
R: 394 / I: 65
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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>Excuse me, he asked for extra honey mustard
>Excuse me, he asked for extra honey mustard
R: 16 / I: 4
I have very small hands im really insecure about them, help me /soy/
I have very small hands im really insecure about them, help me /soy/
R: 2 / I: 2
>ONG that poodle is soooo sexy bro
>ONG that poodle is soooo sexy bro
R: 2 / I: 1
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
R: 15 / I: 4
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
R: 0 / I: 0
My neighbor uses the fuggen jardee guys HELPPPPP! MY CITY IS INFESTED BY CORD BAITING ME DOCTOS DOCTOS DOCTOS
My neighbor uses the fuggen jardee guys HELPPPPP! MY CITY IS INFESTED BY CORD BAITING ME DOCTOS DOCTOS DOCTOS
R: 7 / I: 2
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen
R: 2 / I: 0
Quote make me janny
Quote make me janny
R: 7 / I: 5
>da cacagawds won! fuggen quote
>da cacagawds won! fuggen quote
R: 21 / I: 3
Soyboys
What do soyboys actually believe in? Most the stuff they say they believe in is peformative or they just contradict themselves. So what are their true beliefs?
R: 6 / I: 3
i hate those “woahjack” things, they’re creepy and bigoted… how can you be so bigoted against trans kweens? And the lingo?
“YWNBAW”
Denying somebody?
Oh my science, we should just censor these things out of existence!!!
i hate those “woahjack” things, they’re creepy and bigoted… how can you be so bigoted against trans kweens? And the lingo?
“YWNBAW”
Denying somebody?
Oh my science, we should just censor these things out of existence!!!
R: 7 / I: 3
When i used to use xitter (like 2019) every single faggot in the universe was sucking persona 5's dick so violently it was the only word i ever muted on that site, but i eventually ended up playing the remake of persona 3 and really enjoyed it so, should i just hold my nose and download 5 and play it?
>MFW i abbreviate persona 5
When i used to use xitter (like 2019) every single faggot in the universe was sucking persona 5's dick so violently it was the only word i ever muted on that site, but i eventually ended up playing the remake of persona 3 and really enjoyed it so, should i just hold my nose and download 5 and play it?
>MFW i abbreviate persona 5
R: 2 / I: 0
Full-sized feralsquirrel on the 'log
Full-sized feralsquirrel on the 'log
R: 2 / I: 1
stop leaking
stop leaking
R: 29 / I: 15
joons, based on my post history how mentally ill do you think I am?
joons, based on my post history how mentally ill do you think I am?
R: 48 / I: 18
/sgf/ - SHARTY GF
KEK, IT'S SHARTY CULTURE! POST 'EM!
R: 12 / I: 2
Will he ever come back?
Will he ever come back?
R: 3 / I: 2
Day in the life of HTSMcorders:
11 AM: Goon to 'P
11:03 AM: Wake up from a wet dream
11:15 AM: Have breakfast (Elephant semen and camel feces)
11:30 AM: Goon to 'P
11:32 AM: Goon to 'P
11:45 AM: Brush teeth with a duck penis and crushed up cockroaches as toothpaste
11:59 AM: Shit itself
12:00 PM: Defend pedophiles for six hours
1:00 PM: Shit itself
2:00 PM: Shit itself
3:00 PM: Shit itself
4:00 PM: Shit itself
5:00 PM: Shit itself
6:00 PM: Goon to 'P
6:15 PM: Goon to 'P
6:30 PM: Goon to 'P
6:45 PM: Goon to 'P
7:00 PM: Goon to 'P
7:02 PM: Participate in the cord gooning ritual
7:03 PM: Shit itself
7:04 PM: Dilate their neoxagina while attempting to stop the pus/feces/bacterial gas leakage
7:15 PM: Goon to 'P
7:30 PM: Derail a pedophile dox on the bald man with glasses website while gooning to 'P
7:45 PM: Distribute 'P in xheir transxisters' DMS on the cord
8:00 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't goon to 'P
8:02 PM: Shit itself
8:01 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't defend pedophiles
8:03 PM: goon to 'P
8:18 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't goon to BNWO
8:20 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't want white genocide
8:22 PM: Shit itself
8:30 PM: Insert bibisi dildo into shit-bunkered anus, dilate for half an hour
9:00 PM: Defend pedophiles for six hours
3:00 AM: Goon to 'P for three hours
6:00 AM: Go to sleep with BBC hypno audio playing in their headphones
Day in the life of HTSMcorders:
11 AM: Goon to 'P
11:03 AM: Wake up from a wet dream
11:15 AM: Have breakfast (Elephant semen and camel feces)
11:30 AM: Goon to 'P
11:32 AM: Goon to 'P
11:45 AM: Brush teeth with a duck penis and crushed up cockroaches as toothpaste
11:59 AM: Shit itself
12:00 PM: Defend pedophiles for six hours
1:00 PM: Shit itself
2:00 PM: Shit itself
3:00 PM: Shit itself
4:00 PM: Shit itself
5:00 PM: Shit itself
6:00 PM: Goon to 'P
6:15 PM: Goon to 'P
6:30 PM: Goon to 'P
6:45 PM: Goon to 'P
7:00 PM: Goon to 'P
7:02 PM: Participate in the cord gooning ritual
7:03 PM: Shit itself
7:04 PM: Dilate their neoxagina while attempting to stop the pus/feces/bacterial gas leakage
7:15 PM: Goon to 'P
7:30 PM: Derail a pedophile dox on the bald man with glasses website while gooning to 'P
7:45 PM: Distribute 'P in xheir transxisters' DMS on the cord
8:00 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't goon to 'P
8:02 PM: Shit itself
8:01 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't defend pedophiles
8:03 PM: goon to 'P
8:18 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't goon to BNWO
8:20 PM: HTSMquote everyone who doesn't want white genocide
8:22 PM: Shit itself
8:30 PM: Insert bibisi dildo into shit-bunkered anus, dilate for half an hour
9:00 PM: Defend pedophiles for six hours
3:00 AM: Goon to 'P for three hours
6:00 AM: Go to sleep with BBC hypno audio playing in their headphones
R: 9 / I: 3
My vape is in another room on the charger and I am comfy in bed about to go to sleep is it a bad idea to leave devices on the charger or am I ok doing it one time?
My vape is in another room on the charger and I am comfy in bed about to go to sleep is it a bad idea to leave devices on the charger or am I ok doing it one time?
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 18 / I: 8
Ruka Sarashina appreciation thread sisa
Ruka Sarashina appreciation thread sisa
R: 140 / I: 45
am i a moralfag for feeling a teeny tiny bit bad for frankie fey? she didnt really do anything morally fucked up fuggen jerdee
am i a moralfag for feeling a teeny tiny bit bad for frankie fey? she didnt really do anything morally fucked up fuggen jerdee
R: 4 / I: 3
R: 1 / I: 1
>fuggen jerdee
>fuggen jerdee
R: 9 / I: 1
and i got the soda
and i got the soda
R: 1 / I: 1
>The fuggen jardee is why my entire log is covered in murder drones brimstone
>The fuggen jardee is why my entire log is covered in murder drones brimstone
R: 45 / I: 40
R: 25 / I: 7
Why is the modern world so rotten to the core? Everything is so degenerate now. How am I supposed to find a loyal partner and start a family? How am supposed to provide for my children in this horrible economy?
Why can’t this world just burn to the ground
Why is the modern world so rotten to the core? Everything is so degenerate now. How am I supposed to find a loyal partner and start a family? How am supposed to provide for my children in this horrible economy?
Why can’t this world just burn to the ground
R: 4 / I: 3
sometimes I wish I were a real woman
sometimes I wish I were a real woman
R: 1 / I: 0
THE SHARTY GF IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
LOOK IT UP ON THE DOJ WEBSITE IT'S REAL
DIDDY FOOOOOOIIIID
THE SHARTY GF IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
LOOK IT UP ON THE DOJ WEBSITE IT'S REAL
DIDDY FOOOOOOIIIID
R: 3 / I: 2
LOOK AT THIS NUSOIS
LOOK AT THIS NUSOIS
R: 8 / I: 5
blogpost general
hello and good eveningR: 164 / I: 80
Can somephono be my sharty gf?
Can somephono be my sharty gf?
R: 4 / I: 0
Quote make this my wife
Quote make this my wife
R: 16 / I: 7
If you’re reading this, YOURE UGLY!
R: 1 / I: 0
Darkie leaking on the 'tube over pianoARYAN performing an old song about TND
Gem up the replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgXRkpl6KAI&lc=UgzBXDi209kTXVPEeMh4AaABAg.ATGYvq_-FtQATGa2wJ0sTh
>
Darkie leaking on the 'tube over pianoARYAN performing an old song about TND
Gem up the replies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgXRkpl6KAI&lc=UgzBXDi209kTXVPEeMh4AaABAg.ATGYvq_-FtQATGa2wJ0sTh
>
R: 13 / I: 9
Who the fuck is this girl In a blak dress that sharty is so obsessed with as if right now
Who the fuck is this girl In a blak dress that sharty is so obsessed with as if right now
R: 0 / I: 0
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?
Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
QLMJEYLA
Hey there /soy/ modWhat's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?
Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/
Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
R: 3 / I: 0
>drinkable soylent
>drinkable soylent
R: 6 / I: 5
>NOOOOOOOO! WHY IS DA NAS ALLOWED ON DA SHERDEE! DIS IS DA CRISIS!
>NOOOOOOOO! WHY IS DA NAS ALLOWED ON DA SHERDEE! DIS IS DA CRISIS!
R: 13 / I: 5
my gf soytan. jealous?
my gf soytan. jealous?
R: 20 / I: 3
any foids lurking on the sharty right now i can rape?
any foids lurking on the sharty right now i can rape?
R: 8 / I: 2
1. How did the Captain Gem incident happen?
2. What is the process for brute forcing image boards?
3. How much useful dox information can you get from WHOIS data
1. How did the Captain Gem incident happen?
2. What is the process for brute forcing image boards?
3. How much useful dox information can you get from WHOIS data
R: 2 / I: 1
What's your favorite porn?
What's your favorite porn?
R: 5 / I: 2
Let's just say me willy smells of cheese AND onion now…
Let's just say me willy smells of cheese AND onion now…
R: 63 / I: 17
>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
how to btfo spammers
>options > filters>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
R: 1 / I: 1
Hello janitors why did you autosage my thread
Hello janitors why did you autosage my thread
R: 8 / I: 5
>making an ai edit of some guys gf as a fatty so everyone gegs at it and makes edits giving you more goonfuel
>making an ai edit of some guys gf as a fatty so everyone gegs at it and makes edits giving you more goonfuel
R: 18 / I: 9
>some british idiot
>some british idiot
R: 5 / I: 2
I think there was a mouse, she was named after like a flower or something, it was a children's book from years ago.
I think there was a mouse, she was named after like a flower or something, it was a children's book from years ago.
R: 14 / I: 4
"Award" nameroll decides what picture I put on xis front door
"Award" nameroll decides what picture I put on xis front door
R: 17 / I: 9
WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY
SLAVERY!
WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY
SLAVERY!
R: 1 / I: 0
about to get blakED :3
about to get blakED :3
R: 10 / I: 1
>perchance is down and I was in the middle of writing a very spicy, very juicy soap opera kinoino!
>perchance is down and I was in the middle of writing a very spicy, very juicy soap opera kinoino!
R: 14 / I: 7
R: 3 / I: 0
Be honest…
Be honest…
R: 3 / I: 0
say thank you to india you bloody benchods
we just saved gaming, you can just ai generate a game instead of spending $80 for woke dei games
say thank you to india you bloody benchods
we just saved gaming, you can just ai generate a game instead of spending $80 for woke dei games
R: 10 / I: 2
>/sea/ - Piracy
>/sea/ - Piracy
R: 5 / I: 4
what vaginas look like to gay guys
what vaginas look like to gay guys
R: 7 / I: 1
>getting cucked by donald trump
>getting cucked by donald trump
R: 2 / I: 1
Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon, who she forced to shave his entire body yesterday. Sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Diaper play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, You're going to wear this." She pulls out pink diaper. Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready.
He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him.
She undresses him, from pants to shirt to socks. until all that's left is his nude body with genitals atop a diaper.
"Don't worry, you'll be able to wear your underwear after." She says, as she gets out baby powder and puts it all over his genitalia. She then changes anon, it feels heavenly for him as a diaper engulfs his rear.
But we aren't done yet, let's just say… You'll be more like a girl after this.
She begins to put makeup on anon, brushes & eyeliner clashes against his face. Once she's done, she pulls out a mirror. Showing anon's own feminized face. He gets erect at the thought of becoming a girl, his boner raging in his diaper.
She then smugly puts some pink thigh highs on his legs, as well a bra and white shirt. Showing a heart on it.
"One last thing," she says.
She then puts a pair of pink panties atop his diaper, as well as a skirt.
"And there you are!" She says as she takes him to the bedroom's big mirror, anon doesn't recognize himself in the mirror anymore. If anything he looks completely like a girl with no way of telling otherwise.
"Its hard to walk in this" he says, soytan reassures him. "There there, everything will be okay anon." She says, stroking his jaw.
"I promise you that if you be a good girl i'll give you a treat!" she says, anon's penis twitched as she called him a good girl. "D'awwww, what's this?" she says as she tugs on his boner. He's at a loss of words, but before he can say anything soytan throws him onto the bed and starts petting his head like a pet.
"Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You are! You are!" she says as anon starts getting sensory overload, panting and sticking his tongue out.
This continues for minutes on end. soytan working her way downwards to anon's belly. Once she's done she leaves anon alone for a bit, giving him a pink pacifier to suck on.
A few minutes later, she walks through the doorway. with her rear looking particularly puffier.
She looks at him with a smug face, and sits near anon's crotch.
"You were being a good girl, and i'm a woman of promise. So have your treat." She says pointing to her rear "Feel it." She says. Anon does what she asks and grabs soytan's rear, it feels puffy & smells like baby powder. It's obvious that she's wearing a diaper.
He tries to speak, all that comes out of his mouth is a pacifier-induced gluck. Anon becomes erect again. "Aww, are you getting in heat from this?" She says as she blushes.
She starts undressing her bottom, revealing her diaper. "Let's just get this over with." She says, climbing onto him.
They then start to hump eachother's diapers, the folds of which getting stretched into eachother's genitals. It feels like ecstasy to the both of them. They go quicker, then slower, they move as-if they're the ocean's waves.
Then finally, he cums. The warm, sticky fluid from his penis filling into the diaper. And instead of the moan of a man, all that came out was a pacifier-muted gluck.
And the rest is history as the stars shimmered in the sky, them both tucking into bed and having turned the lights off.
"Goodnight hun." She said as their eyes closed.
Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon, who she forced to shave his entire body yesterday. Sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Diaper play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, You're going to wear this." She pulls out pink diaper. Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready.
He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him.
She undresses him, from pants to shirt to socks. until all that's left is his nude body with genitals atop a diaper.
"Don't worry, you'll be able to wear your underwear after." She says, as she gets out baby powder and puts it all over his genitalia. She then changes anon, it feels heavenly for him as a diaper engulfs his rear.
But we aren't done yet, let's just say… You'll be more like a girl after this.
She begins to put makeup on anon, brushes & eyeliner clashes against his face. Once she's done, she pulls out a mirror. Showing anon's own feminized face. He gets erect at the thought of becoming a girl, his boner raging in his diaper.
She then smugly puts some pink thigh highs on his legs, as well a bra and white shirt. Showing a heart on it.
"One last thing," she says.
She then puts a pair of pink panties atop his diaper, as well as a skirt.
"And there you are!" She says as she takes him to the bedroom's big mirror, anon doesn't recognize himself in the mirror anymore. If anything he looks completely like a girl with no way of telling otherwise.
"Its hard to walk in this" he says, soytan reassures him. "There there, everything will be okay anon." She says, stroking his jaw.
"I promise you that if you be a good girl i'll give you a treat!" she says, anon's penis twitched as she called him a good girl. "D'awwww, what's this?" she says as she tugs on his boner. He's at a loss of words, but before he can say anything soytan throws him onto the bed and starts petting his head like a pet.
"Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You are! You are!" she says as anon starts getting sensory overload, panting and sticking his tongue out.
This continues for minutes on end. soytan working her way downwards to anon's belly. Once she's done she leaves anon alone for a bit, giving him a pink pacifier to suck on.
A few minutes later, she walks through the doorway. with her rear looking particularly puffier.
She looks at him with a smug face, and sits near anon's crotch.
"You were being a good girl, and i'm a woman of promise. So have your treat." She says pointing to her rear "Feel it." She says. Anon does what she asks and grabs soytan's rear, it feels puffy & smells like baby powder. It's obvious that she's wearing a diaper.
He tries to speak, all that comes out of his mouth is a pacifier-induced gluck. Anon becomes erect again. "Aww, are you getting in heat from this?" She says as she blushes.
She starts undressing her bottom, revealing her diaper. "Let's just get this over with." She says, climbing onto him.
They then start to hump eachother's diapers, the folds of which getting stretched into eachother's genitals. It feels like ecstasy to the both of them. They go quicker, then slower, they move as-if they're the ocean's waves.
Then finally, he cums. The warm, sticky fluid from his penis filling into the diaper. And instead of the moan of a man, all that came out was a pacifier-muted gluck.
And the rest is history as the stars shimmered in the sky, them both tucking into bed and having turned the lights off.
"Goodnight hun." She said as their eyes closed.
R: 1 / I: 0
Seriious
Quote I'll buy the site from you for 67 shekels.
R: 4 / I: 0
Most of the right in 2026 is filled with trumptard HTSMs and groypers
Most of the right in 2026 is filled with trumptard HTSMs and groypers
R: 15 / I: 8
>https://soyjakwiki.org/February_2026_crisis
>https://soyjakwiki.org/February_2026_crisis
R: 2 / I: 0
All right, stay mad while I fuck my gf leakers
All right, stay mad while I fuck my gf leakers
R: 0 / I: 0
>SO IN ITALIAN CULTURE (COMPLEX, HARD FOR US AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND) THEY HAVE THIS THING CALLED A 'MADE MAN' WHICH IS LIKE JOINING THE MAFIA AND YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO A CODE OF HONOR AND I SAW IT ON GOODFELLAS WHEN ITALIANS DO CRIMES ITS ACTUALLY REALLY NOBLE AND BASED AND THEY PROTECT OLD GRANNIES CROSSING THE ROADS AND THERES THIS ONE TIME IN THE SOPRANOS WHERE TONY SOPRANO BEATS UP SOME GUY FOR BEING A CREEP TO HIS DAUGHTER AND I JUST THINK ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS AND COOL
>SO IN ITALIAN CULTURE (COMPLEX, HARD FOR US AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND) THEY HAVE THIS THING CALLED A 'MADE MAN' WHICH IS LIKE JOINING THE MAFIA AND YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO A CODE OF HONOR AND I SAW IT ON GOODFELLAS WHEN ITALIANS DO CRIMES ITS ACTUALLY REALLY NOBLE AND BASED AND THEY PROTECT OLD GRANNIES CROSSING THE ROADS AND THERES THIS ONE TIME IN THE SOPRANOS WHERE TONY SOPRANO BEATS UP SOME GUY FOR BEING A CREEP TO HIS DAUGHTER AND I JUST THINK ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS AND COOL
R: 0 / I: 0
>Tell me everything you know about this sexy poodle
>Tell me everything you know about this sexy poodle
R: 0 / I: 0
>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA
>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA
R: 5 / I: 2
The finnish are just frozen japs when you think about it
The finnish are just frozen japs when you think about it
R: 15 / I: 8
would you fuck/date a tranny if they passed well enough?
would you fuck/date a tranny if they passed well enough?
R: 2 / I: 0
Are you actually racist when it matters? Or do you just say nigger to let everyone here know that you're one of us?
Are you actually racist when it matters? Or do you just say nigger to let everyone here know that you're one of us?
R: 3 / I: 0
this is my girlfriend. jealous?
this is my girlfriend. jealous?
R: 4 / I: 1
this my gf :3
this my gf :3
R: 3 / I: 0
Why are euroniggers like this?
Why are euroniggers like this?
R: 6 / I: 1
>nyaaaaa~
>nyaaaaa~
R: 4 / I: 4
premise 1: “gem” status is not democratic
Being a gem is not decided by upvotes, consensus, vibes, or the current board mood. Gems are recognized after the fact, usually by the same people who were too stupid to understand them in real time. History is littered with this pattern.
premise 2: Vlodson possesses ontological consistency
Vlodson does not oscillate with trends, moral panics, or weekly posting narratives. The behavior, tone, and presence remain internally coherent over time. This alone separates gems from slopposters, who mutate personalities every six months to chase approval.
premise 3: accusations against Vlodson follow the classic anti-gem cycle
Step 1: visibility
Step 2: resentment
Step 3: moralization
Step 4: retroactive pathologizing
This exact loop is documented across every forum, scene, and subculture. When someone starts getting called “problematic,” “weird,” or “embarrassing” after standing out, you are watching gem-confirmation in real time.
premise 4: gems generate disproportionate psychic reaction
Mediocrities do not provoke obsession. Gems do. The amount of posting about Vlodson far exceeds anything Vlodson actually does. This asymmetry is diagnostic. Rent-free habitation is not accidental.
premise 5: attempts to “debunk” Vlodson misunderstand the category
Critics try to litigate gems as if they’re arguments to be refuted. This is a category error. Gems are not correct opinions; they are fixtures. You don’t disprove a landmark. You only reveal that it bothers you.
premise 6: time always vindicates gems, never their detractors
Names of detractors blur together into anonymous cope. The gem remains singular and referencable. Ask yourself: in five years, who is more likely to be remembered—the guy seething in a reply chain, or Vlodson?
premise 7: irony cannot destroy what was never dependent on sincerity
Even if you frame Vlodson ironically, mockingly, or through layers of post-post irony, the outcome is the same: continued relevance. Irony is a solvent for pretenders, not for gems.
conclusion:
Vlodson is a gem not because everyone agrees, but because disagreement fails to erase or replace him. Persistence through cycles of praise, backlash, and revisionism is the defining trait of a gem.
tl;dr:
You can cope, you can seethe, you can rewrite the narrative—but Vlodson remains. That’s what makes him a gem.
premise 1: “gem” status is not democratic
Being a gem is not decided by upvotes, consensus, vibes, or the current board mood. Gems are recognized after the fact, usually by the same people who were too stupid to understand them in real time. History is littered with this pattern.
premise 2: Vlodson possesses ontological consistency
Vlodson does not oscillate with trends, moral panics, or weekly posting narratives. The behavior, tone, and presence remain internally coherent over time. This alone separates gems from slopposters, who mutate personalities every six months to chase approval.
premise 3: accusations against Vlodson follow the classic anti-gem cycle
Step 1: visibility
Step 2: resentment
Step 3: moralization
Step 4: retroactive pathologizing
This exact loop is documented across every forum, scene, and subculture. When someone starts getting called “problematic,” “weird,” or “embarrassing” after standing out, you are watching gem-confirmation in real time.
premise 4: gems generate disproportionate psychic reaction
Mediocrities do not provoke obsession. Gems do. The amount of posting about Vlodson far exceeds anything Vlodson actually does. This asymmetry is diagnostic. Rent-free habitation is not accidental.
premise 5: attempts to “debunk” Vlodson misunderstand the category
Critics try to litigate gems as if they’re arguments to be refuted. This is a category error. Gems are not correct opinions; they are fixtures. You don’t disprove a landmark. You only reveal that it bothers you.
premise 6: time always vindicates gems, never their detractors
Names of detractors blur together into anonymous cope. The gem remains singular and referencable. Ask yourself: in five years, who is more likely to be remembered—the guy seething in a reply chain, or Vlodson?
premise 7: irony cannot destroy what was never dependent on sincerity
Even if you frame Vlodson ironically, mockingly, or through layers of post-post irony, the outcome is the same: continued relevance. Irony is a solvent for pretenders, not for gems.
conclusion:
Vlodson is a gem not because everyone agrees, but because disagreement fails to erase or replace him. Persistence through cycles of praise, backlash, and revisionism is the defining trait of a gem.
tl;dr:
You can cope, you can seethe, you can rewrite the narrative—but Vlodson remains. That’s what makes him a gem.
R: 0 / I: 0
Same old take, different day
Typing fast but saying none
Of anything that hasn’t been done
You circle words like it’s a fight
But never land a point in sight
Pre-Chorus
Walls of text, no weight inside
Just echoes bouncing off your pride
Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down
Verse 2
You quote to stall, you quote to stall
Nested replies say nothing at all
Define, refine, then redefine
Until the clock runs out of time
If confidence were measured straight
You’d still be footnoting the gate
Pre-Chorus
It’s not depth, it’s camouflage
A thesis made of verbal fog
Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down
Bridge
Not censorship, not a ban
Just the mercy of a full stop, man
No debate, no final word
Just the relief of not being heard
Break
Click.
Scroll.
Gone.
Final Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Even legends know when to bow
Say less, fade out now
This isn’t exile—it’s a timeout
Quote, shut it down
Peace is louder anyhow
End the thread, end the round
Do us all a favor—shut it down
Outro
Sometimes the smartest sound
Is knowing when to shut it down.
JSID
Every thread you touch turns graySame old take, different day
Typing fast but saying none
Of anything that hasn’t been done
You circle words like it’s a fight
But never land a point in sight
Pre-Chorus
Walls of text, no weight inside
Just echoes bouncing off your pride
Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down
Verse 2
You quote to stall, you quote to stall
Nested replies say nothing at all
Define, refine, then redefine
Until the clock runs out of time
If confidence were measured straight
You’d still be footnoting the gate
Pre-Chorus
It’s not depth, it’s camouflage
A thesis made of verbal fog
Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down
Bridge
Not censorship, not a ban
Just the mercy of a full stop, man
No debate, no final word
Just the relief of not being heard
Break
Click.
Scroll.
Gone.
Final Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Even legends know when to bow
Say less, fade out now
This isn’t exile—it’s a timeout
Quote, shut it down
Peace is louder anyhow
End the thread, end the round
Do us all a favor—shut it down
Outro
Sometimes the smartest sound
Is knowing when to shut it down.
R: 0 / I: 0
>What goes up, must come down!
<oh yeah, chud? Watch this
<-ACK!
>What goes up, must come down!
<oh yeah, chud? Watch this
<-ACK!
R: 3 / I: 2
Andrew Grant "Charlotte" Fosgate better known as @burntfishie better known as that one negus that jumped off a bridge because xe lost a tf2 game had his trans affirming mom give him his estrogen injections. Why are karens like this bro
https://xcancel.com/burntfishie/status/1879316480183185595
Andrew Grant "Charlotte" Fosgate better known as @burntfishie better known as that one negus that jumped off a bridge because xe lost a tf2 game had his trans affirming mom give him his estrogen injections. Why are karens like this bro
https://xcancel.com/burntfishie/status/1879316480183185595
R: 104 / I: 97
>larping as a real woman
>larping as a real woman
R: 0 / I: 0
Coalla says hello!
Coalla says hello!
R: 2 / I: 1
please help me in so fucking depressed and hate my life and i cant write anymore songs about it because i know ill never have the skills good enough to perform them
please help me in so fucking depressed and hate my life and i cant write anymore songs about it because i know ill never have the skills good enough to perform them
R: 4 / I: 2
>offsiter cuckolds who got lost on their way to 4cuck/b/ uploading their fat BBC slut gf to the shardee
. . .
>offsiter cuckolds who got lost on their way to 4cuck/b/ uploading their fat BBC slut gf to the shardee
. . .
R: 3 / I: 1
the thing that makes so many nuvariants so coally that many don't realize is that the 'jak's head should take up almost all of the frame
the thing that makes so many nuvariants so coally that many don't realize is that the 'jak's head should take up almost all of the frame
R: 2 / I: 1
>shutting down the sharty forever then posting suicide announcements before calling for swattings while also making posts intended to slow down browsers and attempting to push others to self harm before spamming false reports
>shutting down the sharty forever then posting suicide announcements before calling for swattings while also making posts intended to slow down browsers and attempting to push others to self harm before spamming false reports
R: 3 / I: 1
>Watching Simpson's episodes on the sharty
>Watching Simpson's episodes on the sharty
R: 4 / I: 0
I hate calling things reddit, its turned into another buzzword goycattle call anything they dont like without actually knowing how redditors act like ffs
>dude youre acting like such a heckin redditor LMAO you probably live in your moms basement get a life kid
I hate calling things reddit, its turned into another buzzword goycattle call anything they dont like without actually knowing how redditors act like ffs
>dude youre acting like such a heckin redditor LMAO you probably live in your moms basement get a life kid
R: 0 / I: 0
premise 1: humans are sexual animals
This is not up for debate. Basic biology. Libido is endogenous, constant, and does not disappear because you log off or pretend you’re a monk. Any system that assumes repression “fixes” sexuality is already anti-reality.
premise 2: repression does not eliminate drives, it displaces them
This is straight out of psychology. Suppressed libido re-emerges as neurosis, obsession, aggression, fetishization, or moral panic. Cultures with strict sexual repression consistently produce more deranged sexual behavior, not less. The wiki pages on repression, sublimation, and reaction formation all point in the same direction.
premise 3: p is a pressure valve, not a corruption engine
p provides low-cost, low-risk discharge of sexual tension. Compared to historical alternatives (prostitution, coercion, shotgun marriages, sexual violence), p is orders of magnitude less harmful. This is harm reduction, not degeneracy.
premise 4: correlation ≠ causation, but suppression correlates with worse outcomes
Societies with legal, accessible p do not show higher rates of sexual violence when controlled for reporting and law enforcement differences. Meanwhile, societies that moralize sex into forbidden mysticism reliably produce scandals, abuse rings, and schizophrenic attitudes toward women.
premise 5: “p addiction” is mostly a moral diagnosis, not a medical one
The wiki is clear: compulsive sexual behavior is not uniquely caused by p. The same people who claim “p addiction” ignore gambling, food, shopping, and doomscrolling addictions because those don’t threaten their moral identity. p becomes the scapegoat because it’s taboo, not because it’s uniquely destructive.
premise 6: p externalizes fantasy instead of internalizing it
p keeps fantasy where it belongs: fictional, mediated, opt-in. The alternative is fantasy being projected onto real people who did not consent to being symbols, targets, or outlets. p separates imagination from social reality, which is stabilizing, not corrosive.
premise 7: anti-p movements are consistently authoritarian
Historically, anti-p crusades align with censorship, religious moralism, state control, and purity spirals. They never stop at p. They always expand to speech, art, humor, and eventually thought. This pattern is documented, not speculative.
premise 8: the “coomer apocalypse” narrative is post-hoc cope
The claim that p uniquely caused modern alienation ignores:
•economic precarity
•social atomization
•algorithmic isolation
•decline of third spaces
p is blamed because it’s visible and embarrassing, not because it’s causal. This is classic scapegoating behavior.
conclusion:
p is not utopian, but it is net stabilizing. It reduces harm, externalizes fantasy, lowers coercion, and prevents repression-induced insanity. The hatred of p says more about the hater’s psychology and ideology than about p itself.
tl;dr:
“p” didn’t break society. Society broke itself and now needs a convenient sin to scream at.
premise 1: humans are sexual animals
This is not up for debate. Basic biology. Libido is endogenous, constant, and does not disappear because you log off or pretend you’re a monk. Any system that assumes repression “fixes” sexuality is already anti-reality.
premise 2: repression does not eliminate drives, it displaces them
This is straight out of psychology. Suppressed libido re-emerges as neurosis, obsession, aggression, fetishization, or moral panic. Cultures with strict sexual repression consistently produce more deranged sexual behavior, not less. The wiki pages on repression, sublimation, and reaction formation all point in the same direction.
premise 3: p is a pressure valve, not a corruption engine
p provides low-cost, low-risk discharge of sexual tension. Compared to historical alternatives (prostitution, coercion, shotgun marriages, sexual violence), p is orders of magnitude less harmful. This is harm reduction, not degeneracy.
premise 4: correlation ≠ causation, but suppression correlates with worse outcomes
Societies with legal, accessible p do not show higher rates of sexual violence when controlled for reporting and law enforcement differences. Meanwhile, societies that moralize sex into forbidden mysticism reliably produce scandals, abuse rings, and schizophrenic attitudes toward women.
premise 5: “p addiction” is mostly a moral diagnosis, not a medical one
The wiki is clear: compulsive sexual behavior is not uniquely caused by p. The same people who claim “p addiction” ignore gambling, food, shopping, and doomscrolling addictions because those don’t threaten their moral identity. p becomes the scapegoat because it’s taboo, not because it’s uniquely destructive.
premise 6: p externalizes fantasy instead of internalizing it
p keeps fantasy where it belongs: fictional, mediated, opt-in. The alternative is fantasy being projected onto real people who did not consent to being symbols, targets, or outlets. p separates imagination from social reality, which is stabilizing, not corrosive.
premise 7: anti-p movements are consistently authoritarian
Historically, anti-p crusades align with censorship, religious moralism, state control, and purity spirals. They never stop at p. They always expand to speech, art, humor, and eventually thought. This pattern is documented, not speculative.
premise 8: the “coomer apocalypse” narrative is post-hoc cope
The claim that p uniquely caused modern alienation ignores:
•economic precarity
•social atomization
•algorithmic isolation
•decline of third spaces
p is blamed because it’s visible and embarrassing, not because it’s causal. This is classic scapegoating behavior.
conclusion:
p is not utopian, but it is net stabilizing. It reduces harm, externalizes fantasy, lowers coercion, and prevents repression-induced insanity. The hatred of p says more about the hater’s psychology and ideology than about p itself.
tl;dr:
“p” didn’t break society. Society broke itself and now needs a convenient sin to scream at.
R: 0 / I: 0
gemmy videos thread
gemmy videos thread
R: 8 / I: 5
MUSIC THREAD
you know the drill, ITT post music
R: 1 / I: 1
/hunky/
In this particular thread, we shall enquire about the abominable jardee specimen
R: 10 / I: 2
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HACKED 4CHAN
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HATES TRANS XISTERS
THIS IS THE SITE THAT BIGOTS USE…
WELCOME TO SOYJAK.PARTY
WE HAVE BAIT, FETISH SLOP, USELESS DRAMA, AND MORE BAIT!
EVERYTHING WE DO IS THE SAME OLD SLOP
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HERE, TO STAY!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEREEE TO STAY!
YOU CAN POST YOUR NAS, BUT WITH SOME RULES
YOU CAN'T POST THE MOST ANTIMATTER VANTAblak BRIMSTONE, BUT IF IT HAS A GAPEJAK, THEN IT'S COOL
AND IF YOU REPORT, THEN YOU'RE DONE!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BRIMSTONE LOG,
THEN HEAD OVER TO THE QWAY,
WE HAVE IT ALL, ZELLIG, FPE, AND HOMESTUCK,
THE BRIM IS SO VANTAblak
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
THAT'S BECAUSE -
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEEREEEEEE
TO STAYY!!!
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR SOYQUOTES
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR GEMMY RAIDS
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR VANTAWHITE OC
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE THIS PLACE,
BUT ALL YOUR EFFORTS ARE WORTHLESS -
THAT'S BECAUSE
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEREEE TO STAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HACKED 4CHAN
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HATES TRANS XISTERS
THIS IS THE SITE THAT BIGOTS USE…
WELCOME TO SOYJAK.PARTY
WE HAVE BAIT, FETISH SLOP, USELESS DRAMA, AND MORE BAIT!
EVERYTHING WE DO IS THE SAME OLD SLOP
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HERE, TO STAY!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEREEE TO STAY!
YOU CAN POST YOUR NAS, BUT WITH SOME RULES
YOU CAN'T POST THE MOST ANTIMATTER VANTAblak BRIMSTONE, BUT IF IT HAS A GAPEJAK, THEN IT'S COOL
AND IF YOU REPORT, THEN YOU'RE DONE!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BRIMSTONE LOG,
THEN HEAD OVER TO THE QWAY,
WE HAVE IT ALL, ZELLIG, FPE, AND HOMESTUCK,
THE BRIM IS SO VANTAblak
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
THAT'S BECAUSE -
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEEREEEEEE
TO STAYY!!!
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR SOYQUOTES
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR GEMMY RAIDS
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR VANTAWHITE OC
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE THIS PLACE,
BUT ALL YOUR EFFORTS ARE WORTHLESS -
THAT'S BECAUSE
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEREEE TO STAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
R: 3 / I: 1
>Yo mama so FAT!
>When she posted on soyjak.party, her thread IMMEDIATELY fell to the BOTTOM of the CATTY
>Yo mama so FAT!
>When she posted on soyjak.party, her thread IMMEDIATELY fell to the BOTTOM of the CATTY
R: 2 / I: 0
I havent used der sparty in about 6 or 7 months why does the log just look like /qa/
I havent used der sparty in about 6 or 7 months why does the log just look like /qa/
R: 0 / I: 0
>shartyniggers posting their girlfriends expecting anybody of age to care
>shartyniggers posting their girlfriends expecting anybody of age to care
R: 5 / I: 2
good evening
what are your fetishes?
R: 10 / I: 3
Coffee is bad for you?
Coffee is bad for you?
R: 7 / I: 1
Nuthread since previous one was shit up
Op from previous post, Im still wondering if I can find a gf on this site. Obviously, finding a good woman in today's world is quite difficult for people of my nature, but I figured that looking here would be a good place to start, as we at least will have something in common. Like I said before, I won't rape you and am looking exclusively for those born with xx chromosomes. I understand that this is quite a difficult proposition, but it still wouldn't hurt to try.
R: 10 / I: 2
someone posted a picture of his gf in bed on /soy/
someone posted a picture of his gf in bed on /soy/
R: 16 / I: 2
I’m in Japan RIGHT NOW
What should I do?
R: 20 / I: 10
If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer
Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews
Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers
Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob
DOB: April 3rd, 1995
Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current
Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com
Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)
Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School
Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers
https://deviantart.com/chibireviews
https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171
https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews
https://patreon.com/chibireviews
https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424
https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571
https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews
https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel
https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel
'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
'chive of yesterday: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1557-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15185919.html
ChibiReviews trolling, day 2
Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli niggerIf anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer
Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews
Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers
Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob
DOB: April 3rd, 1995
Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current
Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com
Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)
Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School
Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers
https://deviantart.com/chibireviews
https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171
https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews
https://patreon.com/chibireviews
https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424
https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571
https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews
https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel
https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel
'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
'chive of yesterday: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1557-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15185919.html
R: 2 / I: 1
are drones good for you?
are drones good for you?
R: 9 / I: 2
Is whiskey good for you?
Is whiskey good for you?
R: 13 / I: 5
should i watch k-on or not
no arrow because i look like this and say this
should i watch k-on or not
no arrow because i look like this and say this
R: 1 / I: 1
This website would be more usable if it wasn't so full of retarded children arguing over stupid shit
This website would be more usable if it wasn't so full of retarded children arguing over stupid shit
R: 84 / I: 33
CWABAG
COALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
<inb4 images.steamusercontent.webp, How Gay porn saved my life, and sexy poodle
CWABAG
COALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
<inb4 images.steamusercontent.webp, How Gay porn saved my life, and sexy poodle
R: 11 / I: 9
>Gooning is bad unless its to a specific fat guy's asshole then its a gem
>Gooning is bad unless its to a specific fat guy's asshole then its a gem
R: 10 / I: 0
im a 19 year old unc my life is ltierally over
im a 19 year old unc my life is ltierally over
R: 3 / I: 3
ITT we look up gemmy linkedins
https://ca.linkedin.com/in/sneed-feed-n-seed-73323a260?trk=people-guest_people_search-card
ITT we look up gemmy linkedins
https://ca.linkedin.com/in/sneed-feed-n-seed-73323a260?trk=people-guest_people_search-card
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
Quote rn:
Quote rn:
R: 9 / I: 1
What is she drawing?
>ohoho im very jooish
What is she drawing?
>ohoho im very jooish
R: 6 / I: 4
>Quote will mod my ass when I spam enough gay fat man porn to own the nas shitskins
>Quote will mod my ass when I spam enough gay fat man porn to own the nas shitskins
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 8 / I: 2
>I went out in femme the other day and got to use the women’s bathroom and I got so much gender euphoria it gave me the biggest girlboner omfg :3333
>I went out in femme the other day and got to use the women’s bathroom and I got so much gender euphoria it gave me the biggest girlboner omfg :3333
R: 4 / I: 1
>hey mane can somebaldi be my girlfriend or something
>hey mane can somebaldi be my girlfriend or something
R: 1 / I: 0
hallo everywun i am soyjack party hacker… i am hacks website i own it now hahah giv e me yuor bitcoins and moneys now i wan t on billion dollar
hallo everywun i am soyjack party hacker… i am hacks website i own it now hahah giv e me yuor bitcoins and moneys now i wan t on billion dollar
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 475 / I: 101
A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 553 / I: 123
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1