1) “Are you of the Grand Society Of The Elephants, or the Brotherhood of the Mule?” “Neither. I work at the Palace; we are under strict orders to cleave to neither.” “OFFICIALLY, but the Palace is THE heart of politics! … #epic fantasy

Oh the truth burns. This Murrikan hands her head in shame. What might Elminster do to fix our predicament, if he were of a mind to do so?

Thanks Ed ❤️(and the Sage of Shadowdale, wherever he may be at this time) ;) Stay warm in the mythical land of maple syrup and fine bacon in the interim!