1) That exact thing happened in a Milwaukee-era GenCon game I ran. A small, overmatched female thief caught red-handed by two drow sentries gave them KitKat bars she'd stolen from Elminster (who stole them from me), and fled while they were literally running around... #realmslore
Give an Underdark commoner a KitKat and watch their mind explode

Dec 24, 2025 · 3:21 AM UTC

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2) ...shrieking in delight. And by "gave" the KitKats, I mean she did a big act of weeping and trying to hide her "precious healing treasure" when they body-searched her. So of course they took the bars and taunted her by eating them right away, in front of her. #realmslore
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Gee I didna know the darkfolk got stoned on MILK chocolate
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Elminster's very rude, he could've just asked you.
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