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WHEN I SAY SLAVERY YOU SAY SORRY
SLAVERY!
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Soytan enters the room, looking around to find Anon, who she forced to shave his entire body yesterday. Sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish." Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Soytan is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Soytan laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Diaper play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you-" Soytan cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," Soytan continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Soytan purrs. "First things first, You're going to wear this." She pulls out pink diaper. Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready.
He wants this. Soytan grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him.
She undresses him, from pants to shirt to socks. until all that's left is his nude body with genitals atop a diaper.
"Don't worry, you'll be able to wear your underwear after." She says, as she gets out baby powder and puts it all over his genitalia. She then changes anon, it feels heavenly for him as a diaper engulfs his rear.
But we aren't done yet, let's just say… You'll be more like a girl after this.
She begins to put makeup on anon, brushes & eyeliner clashes against his face. Once she's done, she pulls out a mirror. Showing anon's own feminized face. He gets erect at the thought of becoming a girl, his boner raging in his diaper.
She then smugly puts some pink thigh highs on his legs, as well a bra and white shirt. Showing a heart on it.
"One last thing," she says.
She then puts a pair of pink panties atop his diaper, as well as a skirt.
"And there you are!" She says as she takes him to the bedroom's big mirror, anon doesn't recognize himself in the mirror anymore. If anything he looks completely like a girl with no way of telling otherwise.
"Its hard to walk in this" he says, soytan reassures him. "There there, everything will be okay anon." She says, stroking his jaw.
"I promise you that if you be a good girl i'll give you a treat!" she says, anon's penis twitched as she called him a good girl. "D'awwww, what's this?" she says as she tugs on his boner. He's at a loss of words, but before he can say anything soytan throws him onto the bed and starts petting his head like a pet.
"Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? You are! You are!" she says as anon starts getting sensory overload, panting and sticking his tongue out.
This continues for minutes on end. soytan working her way downwards to anon's belly. Once she's done she leaves anon alone for a bit, giving him a pink pacifier to suck on.
A few minutes later, she walks through the doorway. with her rear looking particularly puffier.
She looks at him with a smug face, and sits near anon's crotch.
"You were being a good girl, and i'm a woman of promise. So have your treat." She says pointing to her rear "Feel it." She says. Anon does what she asks and grabs soytan's rear, it feels puffy & smells like baby powder. It's obvious that she's wearing a diaper.
He tries to speak, all that comes out of his mouth is a pacifier-induced gluck. Anon becomes erect again. "Aww, are you getting in heat from this?" She says as she blushes.
She starts undressing her bottom, revealing her diaper. "Let's just get this over with." She says, climbing onto him.
They then start to hump eachother's diapers, the folds of which getting stretched into eachother's genitals. It feels like ecstasy to the both of them. They go quicker, then slower, they move as-if they're the ocean's waves.
Then finally, he cums. The warm, sticky fluid from his penis filling into the diaper. And instead of the moan of a man, all that came out was a pacifier-muted gluck.
And the rest is history as the stars shimmered in the sky, them both tucking into bed and having turned the lights off.
"Goodnight hun." She said as their eyes closed.
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>some british idiot
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>/sea/ - Piracy
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>stop making fun of my white country
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Can somephono be my sharty gf?
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Why is the modern world so rotten to the core? Everything is so degenerate now. How am I supposed to find a loyal partner and start a family? How am supposed to provide for my children in this horrible economy?

Why can’t this world just burn to the ground
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I think there was a mouse, she was named after like a flower or something, it was a children's book from years ago.
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Seriious

Quote I'll buy the site from you for 67 shekels.
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this is my girlfriend.
jealous?
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/sgf/ - SHARTY GF

KEK, IT'S SHARTY CULTURE! POST 'EM!
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MAGA!
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Most of the right in 2026 is filled with trumptard HTSMs and groypers
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>getting cucked by donald trump
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say thank you to india you bloody benchods
we just saved gaming, you can just ai generate a game instead of spending $80 for woke dei games
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All right, stay mad while I fuck my gf leakers
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>SO IN ITALIAN CULTURE (COMPLEX, HARD FOR US AMERICANS TO UNDERSTAND) THEY HAVE THIS THING CALLED A 'MADE MAN' WHICH IS LIKE JOINING THE MAFIA AND YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO A CODE OF HONOR AND I SAW IT ON GOODFELLAS WHEN ITALIANS DO CRIMES ITS ACTUALLY REALLY NOBLE AND BASED AND THEY PROTECT OLD GRANNIES CROSSING THE ROADS AND THERES THIS ONE TIME IN THE SOPRANOS WHERE TONY SOPRANO BEATS UP SOME GUY FOR BEING A CREEP TO HIS DAUGHTER AND I JUST THINK ITALIAN AMERICAN CULTURE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTERIOUS AND COOL
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ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
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music thread
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any foids lurking on the sharty right now i can rape?
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what vaginas look like to gay guys
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>Tell me everything you know about this sexy poodle
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>HOLY ESTROGEN-INDUCED REAL WOMAN PERIOD™ PASTIES… IS THAT… COULD THAT BE?????!!!! NO!???? VOMITGVRL69 HAS UPLOADED A NEW AMBIENT BREAKCORE ALBUM TO XER YOUTUBE……? BUT I THOUGHT SHE OVERDOSED!!???? IT SAID SO ON XER REDDIT! OH MY SKY DADDY, OH MY SKY DADDY, JUST CALM YOU/YOURS/YOURSELF DOWN ALICIA…
>*clvunk* *clvnk* mmmmhrrrrm, I’m sure transhearting this mechanical trans rights are human rights™ mouse R🤮ddit (alt-right hellsite btw) recommended me… now let’s see…
>OH. MY. FAUCI. TRACK ONE’S NAME… I’M IM ABSOLUTE FEMALE PERIOD AWE, I TELL YOU/YOUR/YOURSELF… “layer 02: slitting my wrists” WITH A PINTEREST GLITCHCORE ANIMU GIRL (literally me) AS THE THUMBNAIL!!?!?? HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA LET’S ALL LOVE LAAAIIIN!!!!! YAAAAAA KYAAAA I FEEL SO GIRLY
>ad plays
>so glad I don’t use a patriarchal 🤮dblocker virus anymore, that’s an antisemitic alt-right loser chud hate action!
>vomit-inducing, awful, D minor spacey plug-in pad with such prominent delay and reverb that it’s barely audible and has been amplified to its LMS 0DB value just so it isn’t silent
>NYAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD SH- I MEANT, ANY PRONOUN’S REALLY OUTDONE ANY PRONOUNSELF THIS TIME:):£/&/)/)/)/£/
>lain voice clip
>UUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>amen break
>HOLY PUBERTY BLOCKERS FOR CHILDREN. THAT HAS TO BE… THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, IMMERSIVE, LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER, WILL EVE- WHAT THE LE FUCK?!!!!!!????? LAIN-SELF-HARMER92 UPLOADED A NEW TRACK????? “BENADRYL-DELIRIOUS SELF-SABOTAGE”!!???? AAAAAAAAAAAA
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The finnish are just frozen japs when you think about it
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would you fuck/date a tranny if they passed well enough?
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Are you actually racist when it matters? Or do you just say nigger to let everyone here know that you're one of us?
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>NOOOOOOOO! WHY IS DA NAS ALLOWED ON DA SHERDEE! DIS IS DA CRISIS!
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this is my girlfriend. jealous?
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this my gf :3
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ADD AN AZUSA NAMEROLL NYAAAAA~
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Why are euroniggers like this?
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>nyaaaaa~
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premise 1: “gem” status is not democratic
Being a gem is not decided by upvotes, consensus, vibes, or the current board mood. Gems are recognized after the fact, usually by the same people who were too stupid to understand them in real time. History is littered with this pattern.

premise 2: Vlodson possesses ontological consistency
Vlodson does not oscillate with trends, moral panics, or weekly posting narratives. The behavior, tone, and presence remain internally coherent over time. This alone separates gems from slopposters, who mutate personalities every six months to chase approval.

premise 3: accusations against Vlodson follow the classic anti-gem cycle
Step 1: visibility
Step 2: resentment
Step 3: moralization
Step 4: retroactive pathologizing

This exact loop is documented across every forum, scene, and subculture. When someone starts getting called “problematic,” “weird,” or “embarrassing” after standing out, you are watching gem-confirmation in real time.

premise 4: gems generate disproportionate psychic reaction
Mediocrities do not provoke obsession. Gems do. The amount of posting about Vlodson far exceeds anything Vlodson actually does. This asymmetry is diagnostic. Rent-free habitation is not accidental.

premise 5: attempts to “debunk” Vlodson misunderstand the category
Critics try to litigate gems as if they’re arguments to be refuted. This is a category error. Gems are not correct opinions; they are fixtures. You don’t disprove a landmark. You only reveal that it bothers you.

premise 6: time always vindicates gems, never their detractors
Names of detractors blur together into anonymous cope. The gem remains singular and referencable. Ask yourself: in five years, who is more likely to be remembered—the guy seething in a reply chain, or Vlodson?

premise 7: irony cannot destroy what was never dependent on sincerity
Even if you frame Vlodson ironically, mockingly, or through layers of post-post irony, the outcome is the same: continued relevance. Irony is a solvent for pretenders, not for gems.

conclusion:
Vlodson is a gem not because everyone agrees, but because disagreement fails to erase or replace him. Persistence through cycles of praise, backlash, and revisionism is the defining trait of a gem.

tl;dr:
You can cope, you can seethe, you can rewrite the narrative—but Vlodson remains. That’s what makes him a gem.
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am i a moralfag for feeling a teeny tiny bit bad for frankie fey? she didnt really do anything morally fucked up fuggen jerdee
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JSID

Every thread you touch turns gray
Same old take, different day
Typing fast but saying none
Of anything that hasn’t been done
You circle words like it’s a fight
But never land a point in sight

Pre-Chorus
Walls of text, no weight inside
Just echoes bouncing off your pride

Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down

Verse 2
You quote to stall, you quote to stall
Nested replies say nothing at all
Define, refine, then redefine
Until the clock runs out of time
If confidence were measured straight
You’d still be footnoting the gate

Pre-Chorus
It’s not depth, it’s camouflage
A thesis made of verbal fog

Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Close the tab, put the mic on the ground
No more noise, no more crown
You had the floor, now shut it down
Quote, shut it down
Not every thought needs to be sound
Let the silence spin around
Take the hint—just shut it down

Bridge
Not censorship, not a ban
Just the mercy of a full stop, man
No debate, no final word
Just the relief of not being heard

Break
Click.
Scroll.
Gone.

Final Chorus
Quote, shut it down
Even legends know when to bow
Say less, fade out now
This isn’t exile—it’s a timeout
Quote, shut it down
Peace is louder anyhow
End the thread, end the round
Do us all a favor—shut it down

Outro
Sometimes the smartest sound
Is knowing when to shut it down.
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>perchance is down and I was in the middle of writing a very spicy, very juicy soap opera kinoino!
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>What goes up, must come down!
<oh yeah, chud? Watch this
<-ACK!
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Andrew Grant "Charlotte" Fosgate better known as @burntfishie better known as that one negus that jumped off a bridge because xe lost a tf2 game had his trans affirming mom give him his estrogen injections. Why are karens like this bro
https://xcancel.com/burntfishie/status/1879316480183185595
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>larping as a real woman
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1. How did the Captain Gem incident happen?
2. What is the process for brute forcing image boards?
3. How much useful dox information can you get from WHOIS data
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Coalla says hello!
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please help me in so fucking depressed and hate my life and i cant write anymore songs about it because i know ill never have the skills good enough to perform them
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>offsiter cuckolds who got lost on their way to 4cuck/b/ uploading their fat BBC slut gf to the shardee

. . .
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the thing that makes so many nuvariants so coally that many don't realize is that the 'jak's head should take up almost all of the frame
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>shutting down the sharty forever then posting suicide announcements before calling for swattings while also making posts intended to slow down browsers and attempting to push others to self harm before spamming false reports
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>Watching Simpson's episodes on the sharty
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I hate calling things reddit, its turned into another buzzword goycattle call anything they dont like without actually knowing how redditors act like ffs
>dude youre acting like such a heckin redditor LMAO you probably live in your moms basement get a life kid
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premise 1: humans are sexual animals
This is not up for debate. Basic biology. Libido is endogenous, constant, and does not disappear because you log off or pretend you’re a monk. Any system that assumes repression “fixes” sexuality is already anti-reality.

premise 2: repression does not eliminate drives, it displaces them
This is straight out of psychology. Suppressed libido re-emerges as neurosis, obsession, aggression, fetishization, or moral panic. Cultures with strict sexual repression consistently produce more deranged sexual behavior, not less. The wiki pages on repression, sublimation, and reaction formation all point in the same direction.

premise 3: p is a pressure valve, not a corruption engine
p provides low-cost, low-risk discharge of sexual tension. Compared to historical alternatives (prostitution, coercion, shotgun marriages, sexual violence), p is orders of magnitude less harmful. This is harm reduction, not degeneracy.

premise 4: correlation ≠ causation, but suppression correlates with worse outcomes
Societies with legal, accessible p do not show higher rates of sexual violence when controlled for reporting and law enforcement differences. Meanwhile, societies that moralize sex into forbidden mysticism reliably produce scandals, abuse rings, and schizophrenic attitudes toward women.

premise 5: “p addiction” is mostly a moral diagnosis, not a medical one
The wiki is clear: compulsive sexual behavior is not uniquely caused by p. The same people who claim “p addiction” ignore gambling, food, shopping, and doomscrolling addictions because those don’t threaten their moral identity. p becomes the scapegoat because it’s taboo, not because it’s uniquely destructive.

premise 6: p externalizes fantasy instead of internalizing it
p keeps fantasy where it belongs: fictional, mediated, opt-in. The alternative is fantasy being projected onto real people who did not consent to being symbols, targets, or outlets. p separates imagination from social reality, which is stabilizing, not corrosive.

premise 7: anti-p movements are consistently authoritarian
Historically, anti-p crusades align with censorship, religious moralism, state control, and purity spirals. They never stop at p. They always expand to speech, art, humor, and eventually thought. This pattern is documented, not speculative.

premise 8: the “coomer apocalypse” narrative is post-hoc cope
The claim that p uniquely caused modern alienation ignores:

•economic precarity
•social atomization
•algorithmic isolation
•decline of third spaces

p is blamed because it’s visible and embarrassing, not because it’s causal. This is classic scapegoating behavior.

conclusion:
p is not utopian, but it is net stabilizing. It reduces harm, externalizes fantasy, lowers coercion, and prevents repression-induced insanity. The hatred of p says more about the hater’s psychology and ideology than about p itself.

tl;dr:
“p” didn’t break society. Society broke itself and now needs a convenient sin to scream at.
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gemmy videos thread
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MUSIC THREAD

you know the drill, ITT post music
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/hunky/

In this particular thread, we shall enquire about the abominable jardee specimen
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THIS IS THE SITE THAT HACKED 4CHAN
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HATES TRANS XISTERS
THIS IS THE SITE THAT BIGOTS USE…
WELCOME TO SOYJAK.PARTY
WE HAVE BAIT, FETISH SLOP, USELESS DRAMA, AND MORE BAIT!
EVERYTHING WE DO IS THE SAME OLD SLOP
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HERE, TO STAY!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEREEE TO STAY!

YOU CAN POST YOUR NAS, BUT WITH SOME RULES
YOU CAN'T POST THE MOST ANTIMATTER VANTAblak BRIMSTONE, BUT IF IT HAS A GAPEJAK, THEN IT'S COOL
AND IF YOU REPORT, THEN YOU'RE DONE!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BRIMSTONE LOG,
THEN HEAD OVER TO THE QWAY,
WE HAVE IT ALL, ZELLIG, FPE, AND HOMESTUCK,
THE BRIM IS SO VANTAblak
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
THAT'S BECAUSE -
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEEEEREEEEEE
TO STAYY!!!

YEAAAAHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR SOYQUOTES
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR GEMMY RAIDS
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR VANTAWHITE OC
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE THIS PLACE,
BUT ALL YOUR EFFORTS ARE WORTHLESS -
THAT'S BECAUSE
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEREEE TO STAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
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why did we 'ox frankie fey?
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>Yo mama so FAT!
>When she posted on soyjak.party, her thread IMMEDIATELY fell to the BOTTOM of the CATTY
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I havent used der sparty in about 6 or 7 months why does the log just look like /qa/
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>shartyniggers posting their girlfriends expecting anybody of age to care
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good evening

what are your fetishes?
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Coalla culture thread
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Coffee is bad for you?
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Nuthread since previous one was shit up

Op from previous post, Im still wondering if I can find a gf on this site. Obviously, finding a good woman in today's world is quite difficult for people of my nature, but I figured that looking here would be a good place to start, as we at least will have something in common. Like I said before, I won't rape you and am looking exclusively for those born with xx chromosomes. I understand that this is quite a difficult proposition, but it still wouldn't hurt to try.
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someone posted a picture of his gf in bed on /soy/
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I’m in Japan RIGHT NOW

What should I do?
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ChibiReviews trolling, day 2

Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli nigger

If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer

Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews

Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers

Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob

DOB: April 3rd, 1995

Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current

Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com

Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)

Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School

Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers

https://deviantart.com/chibireviews

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171

https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews

https://patreon.com/chibireviews

https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571

https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews

https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
armyarmy2

'chive of yesterday: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1557-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15185919.html
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>Every day she is there watching you
>Same smile
>Same digital voice
>Unphased by the good or bad things that happen
>Always trying to help
>But, at night, she has a strange secret
>She likes to sneak into bed with you while you are sleeping
>Lies by your side, her hands holding yours, while she stares on your sleeping features
>She was disposed by her previous owner; she's terrified of it happening again.
>She wants to stay with you always
>"Always and forever." A thought races through her head as a certain three-pronged symbol blips on her visor for a split second.
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>Sleepover at Uzi's house
>They start playing truth or dare
>Gets spicy real quick
>Uzi and N doing sappy questions to eachother
>Emily sweats nervously, hoping they don't ask her about humans…
>V leans back, visibly bored from this unruly activity.
>You nudge her shoulder fondly, signaling her to bounce off
>You ask Uzi where the bathroom is and eagerly stand up and start walking, but not towards the bathroom but towards her bedroom.
>a minute or so later, V does the same.
>You two find yourselves inside Uzi's bedroom.
>It's a mess
>You think it would be good idea to at least make her bed
>V helps you tidy Uzi's bed, throwing oil cans and candy wraps away.
>It's finally clean.
>You two plop down on Uzi's bed, enjoying the solitude.
>Finally, you two are together and alone.
>V snuggles onto you, nuzzling against your chest and taking a deep breath
>"mmhh… you smell good, anon~"
>Of all human-made things that survived the wasteland, a $500 cologne sure was the big prize.
>She gets on top of you, wrapping her arms around your neck and her legs around your hips
>"hmm~… do you think we'll get caught?"
>caught doing what?
>She starts eagerly tracing kisses around your chin, slowly moving towards your lower lip.
>She gently bites your lower lip.
>"oh anon… you can't keep a woman like me hungry for too long~…"
>ohshit.jpg
>she pulls her claws out, looking at you with a big smirk.
>that's enough
>You INSTANTLY roll her over, pinning her down on the bed
>She looks at you with insane lust, eager for whatever you're planning.
>You start tongue-kissing her deeply, pinning her firmly to the bed.
>It's too much for her. She starts clawing your back just enough to leave marks.
>She moans into the kisses, feeling powerless. Feeling treated like a princess.
>30 minutes of foreplay later, you two are naked and doing it like two wild animals.
>V's claws are dug deep into your skin
>A familiar voice breaks in.
>"WHAT THE FUCK V?"
>Uzi and N stand there in utter shock.
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are drones good for you?
R: 9 / I: 2
Is whiskey good for you?
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should i watch k-on or not
no arrow because i look like this and say this
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This website would be more usable if it wasn't so full of retarded children arguing over stupid shit
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CWABAG
COALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
<inb4 images.steamusercontent.webp, How Gay porn saved my life, and sexy poodle
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I'm Christian but I want a Muslim wife
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>Gooning is bad unless its to a specific fat guy's asshole then its a gem
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im a 19 year old unc my life is ltierally over
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>allllaaaaaaahhhh ALLLAH LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA GAZA NEEDS AID RIGHT NOW! WE'RE LITERALLY DYING PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US
<you want food, lil boy? Well here's a U.N MRE
>YESSSS GIVE IT TO MEEEE
<but not before we add the bacon strips, some bacon strips with more bacon strips and bacon strips did i mention epic baconstrips
>HEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP
<AND BACON STRIPS
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Quote rn:
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What is she drawing?
>ohoho im very jooish
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>Quote will mod my ass when I spam enough gay fat man porn to own the nas shitskins
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>I went out in femme the other day and got to use the women’s bathroom and I got so much gender euphoria it gave me the biggest girlboner omfg :3333
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>hey mane can somebaldi be my girlfriend or something
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hallo everywun i am soyjack party hacker… i am hacks website i own it now hahah giv e me yuor bitcoins and moneys now i wan t on billion dollar
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I wish I could gun down gooks in vietnam before going back to camp and fucking a local hooker.
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funny joke: why did cobson go to the bar? to get a drink
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ohio/w speed thread
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>terminally online
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>reliable sources
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ALL OF THIS IS OURS!
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Don't mind me it's only me
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>supersaging a thread but it goes up instead
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>I'm not flipping patties for you lmao. Get a better employee fuggen jardeecuck!
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Post relatable jaks
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I was rejected by McDonald's for the sixth time
What the fuck do I do
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>Delete the fuggen nass or else I'll beat you ass or fuggen whatever tuff guys do
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Anyone remember sharty's /b/ in may? I was one of the caca posters
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mp3 recording found of a christpilled trad-maga supporter celebrating the victory of the seattle shithogs at the soup bowl
>make niggers based again!!!
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>you WILL not use shitskins as cannon fodders. it's LE BAD. a White man must do the job
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This is the rarest keyedjak ever, He only appears once in a lifetime so reply for 10 years of colorful gems, Ignore for 20 years of terrifying niggercoals
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Why is soytan so fucking stupid? literally wearing a fucking silly hat, what a damn stupid bitch i hope she finally gets out of her fantasy and realizes taxes need to be paid and we live in the capitalistic system where you work until you aren't fit enough to do so.
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/SISA/

Post sisas
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Fill a dying nigger's IV bag with dr pepper
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brQQt should be admin of this website in 2028
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/e free admin me
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>so why do they call it the sharty
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what du yu tink
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>wider than you mohammed
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>The BBCuran ♠☪, Allahu Blackedbar, La BBC IlBBC
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>MFW GOONBAIT ON /SOY/
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anthropomorphic moe personifications of the fuggen shardee will never be a gem o algo, how could you tell? or something fuggen jerdee, how could you tell?
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>“Cut,” said a doctor.
>“You cut,” said another.
>“No cuts,” said Yossarian with a thick, unwieldy tongue.
>“Now look who’s butting in,” complained one of the doctors.
>“Another county heard from. Are we going to operate or aren’t we?”
>“He doesn’t need an operation,” complained the other. “It’s a small
>wound. All we have to do is stop the bleeding, clean it out and put a
>few stitches in.”
>“But I’ve never had a chance to operate before. Which one is the
>scalpel? Is this one the scalpel?”
>“No, the other one is the scalpel. Well, go ahead and cut already if
>you’re going to. Make the incision.”
>“Like this?”
>“Not there, you dope!”
>“No incisions,” Yossarian said, perceiving through the lifting fog of
>insensibility that the two strangers were ready to begin cutting him.
>“Another county heard from,” complained the first doctor
>sarcastically. “Is he going to keep talking that way while I operate on
>him?”
>“You can’t operate on him until I admit him,” said a clerk.
>“You can’t admit him until I clear him,” said a fat, gruff colonel
>with a mustache and an enormous pink face that pressed down very
>close to Yossarian and radiated scorching heat like the bottom of a
>huge frying pan. “Where were you born?”
>The fat, gruff colonel reminded Yossarian of the fat, gruff colonel
>who had interrogated the chaplain and found him guilty. Yossarian
>stared up at him through a glassy film. The cloying scents of formaldehyde and alcohol sweetened the air.
>“On a battlefield,” he answered.
>“No, no. In what state were you born?”
>“In a state of innocence.”
>“No, no, you don’t understand.”
>“Let me handle him,” urged a hatchet-faced man with sunken
>acrimonious eyes and a thin, malevolent mouth. “Are you a smart
>aleck or something?” he asked Yossarian.
>“He’s delirious,” one of the doctors said. “Why don’t you let us take
>him back inside and treat him?”
>“Leave him right here if he’s delirious. He might say something
>incriminating.”
>“But he’s still bleeding profusely. Can’t you see? He might even
>die.”
>“Good for him!”
>“It would serve the finky bastard right,” said the fat, gruff colonel.
>“All right, John, let’s speak out. We want to get to the truth.”
>“Everyone calls me Yo-Yo.”
>“We want you to co-operate with us, Yo-Yo. We’re your friends and
>we want you to trust us. We’re here to help you. We’re not going to
>hurt you.”
>“Let’s jab our thumbs down inside his wound and gouge it,”
>suggested the hatchet-faced man.
>Yossarian let his eyes fall closed and hoped they would think he
>was unconscious.
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tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind
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So i took a nap for 3 hours. What did i miss?
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>Poo poo pee pee penis and vagina
>Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
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"Award" nameroll decides what picture I put on xis front door
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>The 'log is way more IAS than yesterday
nice, moralizing. though
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>Developing a findom addiction was actually really liberating. I don't worry about saving money or being in debt or other stuff like that anymore because it all belongs to my dom anyway. I have attained total financial freedom.
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kinda homeless ahh catalog fuck this im going back to >>>/biz/
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The absolute state
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Pig poop
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>Excuse me, he asked for extra honey mustard
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Epstein will be one of the icons of the 2020s - this really makes me feel sick

It's almost a dead cert now that Jeffrey Epstein (along with Trump) will be one of the most iconic faces of this decade, in the same way that politicians like Churchill, Stalin, and Mao were in the past, or great film stars and pop musicians more recently. Given that apart from Taylor Swift there are fewer pop cultural icons who have been able to dominate the wider popular consciousness to a similar extent i.e., that have managed to offer some competition in terms of media attention it feels like Epstein carries even more cultural weight than a figure such as his might have done in the past – and that he will feature more prominently in people's memories of this period. So not only has the man ruined the lives of hundreds of young women (and often girls) but he will also stamp himself on this decade, own it in some sense. Does this thought creep other people out in the same way it does me?
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stop being a nigger though
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>no one looks like that
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ITT we post broootal blakpills

women suck, so do normies. Normies put each other down for just a singular crumb of pussy. The normie does almost everything for female attention, but the chad does nothing and could be an actual serial killer pedophile and foids would line up to suck his dick. Foids love male attention as well, they do anything for it, larping and shit to tap into uncontaminated male spaces for their attention. This will happen to the sharty and has already happened to incels. I hear these fucking nigger classmates saying incelspeak but when I say incel stuff they call me weird. I hate these faggots but there is not much I can do about it.
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Pig poop
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>Nas is killing mah fuggen bbc or something
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someone soyjack this
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Pig poop
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>OH MY SOOT DID YOU JUST ROLL ALICIA OMG THAT'S SO SENTIENTINO OH OPINIONCUX THIS IS YOUR MINDSET I JUST ROLLED GIGACHAD HOW COULD YOU TELL
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>what if hitler was gassing the jews so he could replace the population with bbc superhumans and have all of the jungle nigger dicks he ever wanted
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>tfw no gf
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grok generated frog coal
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3rd time posting this shit, fuck the >>>/q/ automove

https://www.change.org/p/shut-down-the-soyjak-party-website-and-it-s-other-related-websites-for-good
>Soyjak Party, also known as The Sharty, the Party, or other variations, is an image board website dedicated to the creation on Soyjak Images. The website was created back in 2020 as a joke by pseudonymous 4Chan user Soot, who (According to a later blog post) “Intended for the forum to be a joke” and “didn’t expect it to become such a popular gathering place.” It grew in popularity around 2021, after 4Chan closed it’s /qa/ Board, which was the main home of the de facto 4Chan community.
>
>However, ever since its creation, the imageboard site has become a place of hatered.
>
>The site has been linked to the 2023 Jacksonville Shooting and the 2025 Antioch Highschool shooting, both of which were racist crimes.
>
>The site has also been linked to many other far-right ideals, such anti-semitism and white supremacy, and also hating on LGTBQIA+, African-Americans, Jews, and Members of various online communities/fandoms.
>
>What’s also worse is that Soyjak Party users use YouTube channels to spread their racist ideals online, via channels such as Cobson[SPEAKERPHONE] and Soyjak Party VA.
>
>Who is impacted:
>
>There are many people who have been impacted and harmed by Soyjak Party.
>
>Many members of online fandoms and communities have been attacked by Soyjak Party, some fandoms attacked by it include Fundemental Paper Education, Murder Drones, BFDI, and more.
>
>The lives of the LGTBQIA community, African-Americans, Jews, and more non-whites are also at stake if the Soyjak Party website is allowed to continue to stay online.
>
>The longer this website stays online, the more Racism-led crimes will occur connected to the site.
>
>Those are people at stake.
>
>Now is the time to act and shut down the website for good, and prevent it from ever returning. If we can shut down Soyjak Party and prevent it from ever rising again, we can help prevent racism-led crimes from happening again in the future.
>
>Our requirements:
>
>Shut down the following websites forever:
>
>Soyjak Party (Soyjak.st)
>
>Soy[NORTH TINTINLAND]
>
>Soyjak Party [COBBLESTONEZONE]
>
>Soyjak [Hello everybody my name is]
>
>Soy[CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SIR?]
>
>[ONION ARCHIVIAL WEBSITE]
>
>Any more of these websites that can be found.
>
>Terminate the following YouTube Channels:
>
>Soyjak Party [VA]
>
>Cobson [SPEAKERPHONE]
>
>Any Other YouTube channel that mainly focuses Around Soyjaks
>
>Shut Down or Terminate any other instance of Soyjak Party on the Internet.
>
>Censor Soyjak Party from all search results on any website like Google
>
>Ensure that the Soyjak Party community cannot return from the dead
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nu toss
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japón es cagada
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>biblically accurate bbcs
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QLMJEYLA
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everytime i want to laugh i go on/b/
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frankie 'fe if you're reading this, you should just invite me over to your house to proofread next time.
you made a few mistakes in your video but it's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, nobody's perfect. I think you just need a strong, handsome soyteen to read over your script for you, fact check it, and make sure you stay on topic. I can do that for you. I can be your snopes, SISA. I'm very experienced, both in the field of 'jakking, and in other ways.
trust me, babe, I know exactly what I'm doing. just hmu next time you're interested in making a video about incomprehensible soy woahjacks, you won't regret it. im trans btw
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Hey guys Nyamo here. And there’s only 15 days till Valentine’s Day and Chud is planning on having a big day for me. So make sure to stay tuned for that video I love you guys and me Chud & Yukari will see you all that month bye 😘 💋
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This is a good thread
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>when the normal bait gets derailed by the spam bait
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JSID
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>timmy
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The fact that sunscreen even EXISTS and how you get so easily sunburnt during the summer is proof White people need to leave North America, Australia and New Zealand. Your skin is not built for that climate and it’s ok. Just go back to Europe.
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how do i make this a gem
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Q: what type of tea does Hunky Twink Sex Machine hate?
A: jar-tea!
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Q: which action figure character does Hunky Twink Sex Machine swear to never buy?
A: EPI-Joe!
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Q: how come Hunky Twink Sex Machine has everything wireless?
A: because that means, any time he has to plug something in, he'll be using "his cord"!
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Q: how come Hunky Twink Sex Machine never goes #1?
A: because that means he'll have "pee"!
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Q: why is Hunky Twink Sex Machine terrified of his own feet?
A: because he has "dark toes"!
>hahahahahahahahahahaha- oh I mean uh GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG fuggen jardee
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just rename the board to /nas/ atp
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Appreciation

Some time ago, I compiled the IP addresses of various lolicons on 4chan. You can find the archive of that here:

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs

I want to take this time to thank everyone who participated and held interest in today's raid. While we experienced many hurdles, I appreciate how the community can push through when it comes to ridding the world of those who want to harm the innocent.

While some doxes are incomplete, I still wanted to take the time to write this to show my appreciation for your efforts.

I hope to do something like this again, and hope you all can find a use for a thing like this.

God bless you all
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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new babby
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>cordnigger hangs xemself after no one shows up to group meowing
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I wish I was built like the Rapeson
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how it FEELS to watch nigger gore

no arrow because I look like this and say this
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>You're always like this, it's never us it's always you. I gave you so many chances, but you just don't care about me at all. I've ehough I'm leaving enjoy having all that time for yourself just like you wished.
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I check this dead grave of a board sometimes, like once in a month, and every time it's the same people over and over again posting the same forced memes again and again and again… Can we just stop, I know it's hard to let it go, but lets be honest, you come back to this site just for new giga gifs
It's painful to look at it, nusoicacas. Please, just please, cabal, pull out the cord already
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>ha lee, you missed your cheese again!
<what cheese?
>what? it was just there!
<you're delusional, barneyfag. there was no cheese. carry on
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A trip to mars

You are quartermaster Chud. Your responsiblities are handling rations aboard the ship, you're in storage currently doing an audit of our supplies. After you're done you have some spare time.

What should you do?
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how to btfo spammers

>options > filters
>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
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ratingcats WON
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New Amerimutt Gem
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>I can't help but wonder what a cute foid's anus smells like, I would love to shove my nose in there and inhale. Any theories on what it smells like guys?
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cool drawing i call him pablo
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>munched all of my crunchy munchy buggies
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to whoever the fat nigger furry who also lives in my university dorm is that is posting bannable niggercoal threads on /pol/ and getting me banned by proxy because its the same IP i hope htsm rapes you to death
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GET
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Ban foids from sharty
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>a jardee matata
>what a wonderful phrase
>a jardee matata
>aint no fuck we gave
>it means no jannies for the rest of your days
>Its moralfag free
>philosophy
>a jardee matata
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>nazi site
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There should be a nameroll that automatically adds "nyaaaaa~" to the end of your post, how could you tell?
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>italy? that country isnt white.
>nigeria? based and christpilled!
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/floyd/ general
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Nusois… Is this the soyboy mocking website? GEEEEEEEEG JSID atp
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frankie fey 'ox thread award
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the sharty has been turning into coal lately
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TTD thread
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GoodGoyimJak

Hey queers i made a new jak o algo, any constructive criticism is welcome.
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The west has risen

Billions must try
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Admin Hygiene Reminder

Quote, remember to brush your teeth!
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White gods don't listen to blak prayers
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nazi site btw
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
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Unique posters count
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What would you do if you saw a femboy getting his shit rocked by a nigger?
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>using discord
>rp on the VC :3
>playing steam games
>maining support class
>listening to breakcore
>drinking monster white
>all while having a vibrator in your ass controlled by strangers online
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tiktok edits won
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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since dnb is forbidden should we post adult gore to keep the tranime tourist away?
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>going back in time to take more photos of dnb
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it's based and IRCpilled
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Quote rename /soy/ to /fn/ - Fat Niggers and make it so every thread must have an image of a fat nigger attached to it
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miss circle likes feta cheese methinks
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Is playing the harp good for you?
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199275441709
is he aryan he made a total furfag save for gmod
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ITT you draw your nameroll from memory
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i'd like to make a slightly different kind of thread about quote for a change
<retard spacing
i respect quote to the extent that i appreciate how he goes out of his way to keep us safe from the glowies by keeping us from getting subpoenaed every week
<more retard spacing
i also admire how he's still holding onto this site despite how much bullshit he probably has to deal with behind the scenes, in real life and on here
<retarded glazing space
do you guys think maybe if we were to show gratitude, that quote would bother to change the things we don't see eye to eye on? in-site hating on each other gets us nowhere, unless it's 'ox 'ape 'illing troons geg
<finally we're done here
overall thank you quote for allowing us retards a space on the internet when nowhere else would take us wholesomeheart
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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I think therefore I'm keyed
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I'm gonna do the RTL thread because Math's not here
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4cuck /b/ lolicon IPs

Made new thread due to request and the previous one being shit up

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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the nas unban on /soy/ is a jannyfunded psyop to replace the pph from the cacacaust and brownocaust with /qa/ immigrants
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JESUS LOVES (You)
He died for (You)r sins and he would do it again.
We are not condemned by our sins, but our unwillingness to repent and learn.
wholesome
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Is this a giga?
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Justice for Awesjak

Awesjak has been drawn like 10 times already, can we agree on his actual style?
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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blaks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
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soytan HATES niggers!
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what about mbc
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QLMJEYLA
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I'm surprised Frankie Fey didn't anticipate the doxx. She was reading through the 'ki and still decided to make a video on the site that doxxes people for literally just talking about it.
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Where are all the BBC posts?
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>W-WHAT? DID THEY CALL MY FUGGEN BLACK SUN EDIT OF SOME LITERALWHO "LARP".
>TIME TO SPAM MUTILATED TRANNIES FROM MY P̶O̶R̶N̶ 𝓮𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 FOLDER, THAT'LL SHOW THOSE PROJECTING TRANNIES.
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JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS

<*covers your 'log in /qa/brim*
>OH MY GEM YES PLEASE PLEASE SPAM THIS ON /soy/ THANK YOU QUOTE FOR ALLOWING THESE GEMS ON EVERY BOAR- uhhhh… what is that?
^…
>FUCK YOU STUPID NAMEFLAMBOYANT PERSON NIGGER YOU ARE LITERALLY THE COAL THAT'S KILLING /soy/!!! BAN BAN BAN BAAAAAAAANNNN THIS BIGOT @c0e7 NOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Tax the poor
Rich people won
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HUNKY.PARTY
HUNKIES MUST BE IN EVERY THREAD
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never goon uwu
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How’s the log today Sisas

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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blaks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
R: 11 / I: 6
Is the sharty a chud or tranny site now that chuddery is mainstream?
R: 2 / I: 2
>EAT THE RICH
<EAT THE ROCHE
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we throw poop and at the wall and then smear it around then leave it there for a few days until bugs start to appear
R: 0 / I: 0
>gooning to bbc
R: 1 / I: 0
10 unvigintillion
R: 4 / I: 3
What if there were a Sharty that deliberately encourages soipoopas to post coal leading to a counterculture where gems are posted instead?
R: 0 / I: 0
#RAPEQUOTE2DEATH
R: 26 / I: 14
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
R: 1 / I: 1
>gooning to bbc
R: 5 / I: 1
ITT we post foid raperalds
R: 22 / I: 16
Is tea good for you?
R: 0 / I: 0
this banner aged like shit
R: 7 / I: 5
>nothing wrong with taking care of myself when you went to "I ran" to kill islamists or somthing
R: 5 / I: 3
>gooning to bbc
R: 6 / I: 4
Frank Fey was a good sport. The 'ox was uncalled for
R: 1 / I: 1
how do i draw a sphynx cat head
R: 1 / I: 0
>weeelll kyles mom is a big fat bitch she’s a big fat bitch
R: 20 / I: 6
im a drawdeity ama
R: 86 / I: 4
ITT (You) will reply with 1 word to add to this award until we create the ultimate award
(no repetitions)
thread is open until i want to, OK????
R: 4 / I: 2
British New World Order
R: 42 / I: 26
>her face when she sees your bwc
R: 27 / I: 14
why xitter fags are like this
R: 16 / I: 5
I have a transbian in my dms who keeps flirting with me… if i block her she just flirts with me here…. she keeps getting closer to me emotionally and its worrying to me because i have built many barriers over the years against such witches……. she is so tenacious…… what do i do…. what do i do…. i dont want a gf… but she keeps trying to get closer to my heart…..
I know she only wants to hurt me… she is bpd.. and frustrated that its hard to get through my evil exterior…..
I dont want a gf ..
I am nervous.. scared…… and looking for options…..
R: 26 / I: 15

good nas

itt post sharty related NAS that isn’t troonslop
such as:
baneposting, keyedduck, wotw icecube, 'cadoposting, niggerwhacker, iknowweall,,,,,
R: 10 / I: 6
hunky.party
R: 1 / I: 1

Marge is this bernd schmidt‘s facebook

>wendlingen germany
>married
R: 8 / I: 6
White aryan woman here. How do we accelerate the death of the white race?
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 392 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 475 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 117 / I: 50
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 553 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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