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someone soyjack this
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>what if hitler was gassing the jews so he could replace the population with bbc superhumans and have all of the jungle nigger dicks he ever wanted
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>larping as a real woman
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anthropomorphic moe personifications of the fuggen shardee will never be a gem o algo, how could you tell? or something fuggen jerdee, how could you tell?
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ADD AN AZUSA NAMEROLL NYAAAAA~
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tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind
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/SISA/

Post sisas
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3rd time posting this shit, fuck the >>>/q/ automove

https://www.change.org/p/shut-down-the-soyjak-party-website-and-it-s-other-related-websites-for-good
>Soyjak Party, also known as The Sharty, the Party, or other variations, is an image board website dedicated to the creation on Soyjak Images. The website was created back in 2020 as a joke by pseudonymous 4Chan user Soot, who (According to a later blog post) “Intended for the forum to be a joke” and “didn’t expect it to become such a popular gathering place.” It grew in popularity around 2021, after 4Chan closed it’s /qa/ Board, which was the main home of the de facto 4Chan community.
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>However, ever since its creation, the imageboard site has become a place of hatered.
>
>The site has been linked to the 2023 Jacksonville Shooting and the 2025 Antioch Highschool shooting, both of which were racist crimes.
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>The site has also been linked to many other far-right ideals, such anti-semitism and white supremacy, and also hating on LGTBQIA+, African-Americans, Jews, and Members of various online communities/fandoms.
>
>What’s also worse is that Soyjak Party users use YouTube channels to spread their racist ideals online, via channels such as Cobson[SPEAKERPHONE] and Soyjak Party VA.
>
>Who is impacted:
>
>There are many people who have been impacted and harmed by Soyjak Party.
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>Many members of online fandoms and communities have been attacked by Soyjak Party, some fandoms attacked by it include Fundemental Paper Education, Murder Drones, BFDI, and more.
>
>The lives of the LGTBQIA community, African-Americans, Jews, and more non-whites are also at stake if the Soyjak Party website is allowed to continue to stay online.
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>The longer this website stays online, the more Racism-led crimes will occur connected to the site.
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>Those are people at stake.
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>Now is the time to act and shut down the website for good, and prevent it from ever returning. If we can shut down Soyjak Party and prevent it from ever rising again, we can help prevent racism-led crimes from happening again in the future.
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>Our requirements:
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>Shut down the following websites forever:
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>Soyjak Party (Soyjak.st)
>
>Soy[NORTH TINTINLAND]
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>Soyjak Party [COBBLESTONEZONE]
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>Soyjak [Hello everybody my name is]
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>Soy[CAN I HAVE SOME MORE SIR?]
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>[ONION ARCHIVIAL WEBSITE]
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>Any more of these websites that can be found.
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>Terminate the following YouTube Channels:
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>Soyjak Party [VA]
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>Cobson [SPEAKERPHONE]
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>Any Other YouTube channel that mainly focuses Around Soyjaks
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>Shut Down or Terminate any other instance of Soyjak Party on the Internet.
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>Censor Soyjak Party from all search results on any website like Google
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>Ensure that the Soyjak Party community cannot return from the dead
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>“Cut,” said a doctor.
>“You cut,” said another.
>“No cuts,” said Yossarian with a thick, unwieldy tongue.
>“Now look who’s butting in,” complained one of the doctors.
>“Another county heard from. Are we going to operate or aren’t we?”
>“He doesn’t need an operation,” complained the other. “It’s a small
>wound. All we have to do is stop the bleeding, clean it out and put a
>few stitches in.”
>“But I’ve never had a chance to operate before. Which one is the
>scalpel? Is this one the scalpel?”
>“No, the other one is the scalpel. Well, go ahead and cut already if
>you’re going to. Make the incision.”
>“Like this?”
>“Not there, you dope!”
>“No incisions,” Yossarian said, perceiving through the lifting fog of
>insensibility that the two strangers were ready to begin cutting him.
>“Another county heard from,” complained the first doctor
>sarcastically. “Is he going to keep talking that way while I operate on
>him?”
>“You can’t operate on him until I admit him,” said a clerk.
>“You can’t admit him until I clear him,” said a fat, gruff colonel
>with a mustache and an enormous pink face that pressed down very
>close to Yossarian and radiated scorching heat like the bottom of a
>huge frying pan. “Where were you born?”
>The fat, gruff colonel reminded Yossarian of the fat, gruff colonel
>who had interrogated the chaplain and found him guilty. Yossarian
>stared up at him through a glassy film. The cloying scents of formaldehyde and alcohol sweetened the air.
>“On a battlefield,” he answered.
>“No, no. In what state were you born?”
>“In a state of innocence.”
>“No, no, you don’t understand.”
>“Let me handle him,” urged a hatchet-faced man with sunken
>acrimonious eyes and a thin, malevolent mouth. “Are you a smart
>aleck or something?” he asked Yossarian.
>“He’s delirious,” one of the doctors said. “Why don’t you let us take
>him back inside and treat him?”
>“Leave him right here if he’s delirious. He might say something
>incriminating.”
>“But he’s still bleeding profusely. Can’t you see? He might even
>die.”
>“Good for him!”
>“It would serve the finky bastard right,” said the fat, gruff colonel.
>“All right, John, let’s speak out. We want to get to the truth.”
>“Everyone calls me Yo-Yo.”
>“We want you to co-operate with us, Yo-Yo. We’re your friends and
>we want you to trust us. We’re here to help you. We’re not going to
>hurt you.”
>“Let’s jab our thumbs down inside his wound and gouge it,”
>suggested the hatchet-faced man.
>Yossarian let his eyes fall closed and hoped they would think he
>was unconscious.
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>Excuse me, he asked for extra honey mustard
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nu toss
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japón es cagada
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So i took a nap for 3 hours. What did i miss?
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would you fuck/date a tranny if they passed well enough?
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Coalla culture thread
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>biblically accurate bbcs
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QLMJEYLA
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ITT we post broootal blakpills

women suck, so do normies. Normies put each other down for just a singular crumb of pussy. The normie does almost everything for female attention, but the chad does nothing and could be an actual serial killer pedophile and foids would line up to suck his dick. Foids love male attention as well, they do anything for it, larping and shit to tap into uncontaminated male spaces for their attention. This will happen to the sharty and has already happened to incels. I hear these fucking nigger classmates saying incelspeak but when I say incel stuff they call me weird. I hate these faggots but there is not much I can do about it.
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everytime i want to laugh i go on/b/
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frankie 'fe if you're reading this, you should just invite me over to your house to proofread next time.
you made a few mistakes in your video but it's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, nobody's perfect. I think you just need a strong, handsome soyteen to read over your script for you, fact check it, and make sure you stay on topic. I can do that for you. I can be your snopes, SISA. I'm very experienced, both in the field of 'jakking, and in other ways.
trust me, babe, I know exactly what I'm doing. just hmu next time you're interested in making a video about incomprehensible soy woahjacks, you won't regret it. im trans btw
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Epstein will be one of the icons of the 2020s - this really makes me feel sick

It's almost a dead cert now that Jeffrey Epstein (along with Trump) will be one of the most iconic faces of this decade, in the same way that politicians like Churchill, Stalin, and Mao were in the past, or great film stars and pop musicians more recently. Given that apart from Taylor Swift there are fewer pop cultural icons who have been able to dominate the wider popular consciousness to a similar extent i.e., that have managed to offer some competition in terms of media attention it feels like Epstein carries even more cultural weight than a figure such as his might have done in the past – and that he will feature more prominently in people's memories of this period. So not only has the man ruined the lives of hundreds of young women (and often girls) but he will also stamp himself on this decade, own it in some sense. Does this thought creep other people out in the same way it does me?
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am i a moralfag for feeling a teeny tiny bit bad for frankie fey? she didnt really do anything morally fucked up fuggen jerdee
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Hey guys Nyamo here. And there’s only 15 days till Valentine’s Day and Chud is planning on having a big day for me. So make sure to stay tuned for that video I love you guys and me Chud & Yukari will see you all that month bye 😘 💋
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This is a good thread
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THIS IS THE SITE THAT HACKED 4CHAN
THIS IS THE SITE THAT HATES TRANS XISTERS
THIS IS THE SITE THAT BIGOTS USE…
WELCOME TO SOYJAK.PARTY
WE HAVE BAIT, FETISH SLOP, USELESS DRAMA, AND MORE BAIT!
EVERYTHING WE DO IS THE SAME OLD SLOP
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HERE, TO STAY!

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YOU CAN POST YOUR NAS, BUT WITH SOME RULES
YOU CAN'T POST THE MOST ANTIMATTER VANTAblak BRIMSTONE, BUT IF IT HAS A GAPEJAK, THEN IT'S COOL
AND IF YOU REPORT, THEN YOU'RE DONE!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BRIMSTONE LOG,
THEN HEAD OVER TO THE QWAY,
WE HAVE IT ALL, ZELLIG, FPE, AND HOMESTUCK,
THE BRIM IS SO VANTAblak
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY
THAT'S BECAUSE -
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TO STAYY!!!

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YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR SOYQUOTES
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR GEMMY RAIDS
YOU CAN UPLOAD YOUR VANTAWHITE OC
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAVE THIS PLACE,
BUT ALL YOUR EFFORTS ARE WORTHLESS -
THAT'S BECAUSE
QUOTE'S SHARTY IS HEREEE TO STAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
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>when the normal bait gets derailed by the spam bait
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>timmy
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grok generated frog coal
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The fact that sunscreen even EXISTS and how you get so easily sunburnt during the summer is proof White people need to leave North America, Australia and New Zealand. Your skin is not built for that climate and it’s ok. Just go back to Europe.
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how do i make this a gem
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Q: what type of tea does Hunky Twink Sex Machine hate?
A: jar-tea!
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Q: which action figure character does Hunky Twink Sex Machine swear to never buy?
A: EPI-Joe!
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Q: how come Hunky Twink Sex Machine has everything wireless?
A: because that means, any time he has to plug something in, he'll be using "his cord"!
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Q: how come Hunky Twink Sex Machine never goes #1?
A: because that means he'll have "pee"!
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Q: why is Hunky Twink Sex Machine terrified of his own feet?
A: because he has "dark toes"!
>hahahahahahahahahahaha- oh I mean uh GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG fuggen jardee
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just rename the board to /nas/ atp
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Appreciation

Some time ago, I compiled the IP addresses of various lolicons on 4chan. You can find the archive of that here:

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs

I want to take this time to thank everyone who participated and held interest in today's raid. While we experienced many hurdles, I appreciate how the community can push through when it comes to ridding the world of those who want to harm the innocent.

While some doxes are incomplete, I still wanted to take the time to write this to show my appreciation for your efforts.

I hope to do something like this again, and hope you all can find a use for a thing like this.

God bless you all
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MUSIC THREAD

you know the drill, ITT post music
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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new babby
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>cordnigger hangs xemself after no one shows up to group meowing
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I wish I was built like the Rapeson
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how it FEELS to watch nigger gore

no arrow because I look like this and say this
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>You're always like this, it's never us it's always you. I gave you so many chances, but you just don't care about me at all. I've ehough I'm leaving enjoy having all that time for yourself just like you wished.
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I check this dead grave of a board sometimes, like once in a month, and every time it's the same people over and over again posting the same forced memes again and again and again… Can we just stop, I know it's hard to let it go, but lets be honest, you come back to this site just for new giga gifs
It's painful to look at it, nusoicacas. Please, just please, cabal, pull out the cord already
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>ha lee, you missed your cheese again!
<what cheese?
>what? it was just there!
<you're delusional, barneyfag. there was no cheese. carry on
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A trip to mars

You are quartermaster Chud. Your responsiblities are handling rations aboard the ship, you're in storage currently doing an audit of our supplies. After you're done you have some spare time.

What should you do?
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how to btfo spammers

>options > filters
>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
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CWABAG
COALLA WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM
<inb4 images.steamusercontent.webp, How Gay porn saved my life, and sexy poodle
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ratingcats WON
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New Amerimutt Gem
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>I can't help but wonder what a cute foid's anus smells like, I would love to shove my nose in there and inhale. Any theories on what it smells like guys?
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cool drawing i call him pablo
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>munched all of my crunchy munchy buggies
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to whoever the fat nigger furry who also lives in my university dorm is that is posting bannable niggercoal threads on /pol/ and getting me banned by proxy because its the same IP i hope htsm rapes you to death
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GET
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Ban foids from sharty
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>a jardee matata
>what a wonderful phrase
>a jardee matata
>aint no fuck we gave
>it means no jannies for the rest of your days
>Its moralfag free
>philosophy
>a jardee matata
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>nazi site
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There should be a nameroll that automatically adds "nyaaaaa~" to the end of your post, how could you tell?
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>italy? that country isnt white.
>nigeria? based and christpilled!
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/floyd/ general
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Nusois… Is this the soyboy mocking website? GEEEEEEEEG JSID atp
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frankie fey 'ox thread award
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>OH MY SOOT DID YOU JUST ROLL ALICIA OMG THAT'S SO SENTIENTINO OH OPINIONCUX THIS IS YOUR MINDSET I JUST ROLLED GIGACHAD HOW COULD YOU TELL
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the sharty has been turning into coal lately
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TTD thread
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GoodGoyimJak

Hey queers i made a new jak o algo, any constructive criticism is welcome.
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The west has risen

Billions must try
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Admin Hygiene Reminder

Quote, remember to brush your teeth!
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White gods don't listen to blak prayers
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nazi site btw
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
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Unique posters count
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What would you do if you saw a femboy getting his shit rocked by a nigger?
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>using discord
>rp on the VC :3
>playing steam games
>maining support class
>listening to breakcore
>drinking monster white
>all while having a vibrator in your ass controlled by strangers online
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tiktok edits won
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Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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since dnb is forbidden should we post adult gore to keep the tranime tourist away?
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>going back in time to take more photos of dnb
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ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
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it's based and IRCpilled
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Quote rename /soy/ to /fn/ - Fat Niggers and make it so every thread must have an image of a fat nigger attached to it
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miss circle likes feta cheese methinks
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Is playing the harp good for you?
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199275441709
is he aryan he made a total furfag save for gmod
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ITT you draw your nameroll from memory
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i'd like to make a slightly different kind of thread about quote for a change
<retard spacing
i respect quote to the extent that i appreciate how he goes out of his way to keep us safe from the glowies by keeping us from getting subpoenaed every week
<more retard spacing
i also admire how he's still holding onto this site despite how much bullshit he probably has to deal with behind the scenes, in real life and on here
<retarded glazing space
do you guys think maybe if we were to show gratitude, that quote would bother to change the things we don't see eye to eye on? in-site hating on each other gets us nowhere, unless it's 'ox 'ape 'illing troons geg
<finally we're done here
overall thank you quote for allowing us retards a space on the internet when nowhere else would take us wholesomeheart
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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I think therefore I'm keyed
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I'm gonna do the RTL thread because Math's not here
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4cuck /b/ lolicon IPs

Made new thread due to request and the previous one being shit up

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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the nas unban on /soy/ is a jannyfunded psyop to replace the pph from the cacacaust and brownocaust with /qa/ immigrants
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JESUS LOVES (You)
He died for (You)r sins and he would do it again.
We are not condemned by our sins, but our unwillingness to repent and learn.
wholesome
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Is this a giga?
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Justice for Awesjak

Awesjak has been drawn like 10 times already, can we agree on his actual style?
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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blaks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
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soytan HATES niggers!
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what about mbc
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QLMJEYLA
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I'm surprised Frankie Fey didn't anticipate the doxx. She was reading through the 'ki and still decided to make a video on the site that doxxes people for literally just talking about it.
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Where are all the BBC posts?
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>W-WHAT? DID THEY CALL MY FUGGEN BLACK SUN EDIT OF SOME LITERALWHO "LARP".
>TIME TO SPAM MUTILATED TRANNIES FROM MY P̶O̶R̶N̶ 𝓮𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 FOLDER, THAT'LL SHOW THOSE PROJECTING TRANNIES.
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ChibiReviews trolling, day 2

Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli nigger

If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer

Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews

Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers

Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob

DOB: April 3rd, 1995

Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current

Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com

Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)

Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School

Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers

https://deviantart.com/chibireviews

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171

https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews

https://patreon.com/chibireviews

https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571

https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews

https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
armyarmy2

'chive of yesterday: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1557-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15185919.html
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JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS

<*covers your 'log in /qa/brim*
>OH MY GEM YES PLEASE PLEASE SPAM THIS ON /soy/ THANK YOU QUOTE FOR ALLOWING THESE GEMS ON EVERY BOAR- uhhhh… what is that?
^…
>FUCK YOU STUPID NAMEFLAMBOYANT PERSON NIGGER YOU ARE LITERALLY THE COAL THAT'S KILLING /soy/!!! BAN BAN BAN BAAAAAAAANNNN THIS BIGOT @c0e7 NOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Tax the poor
Rich people won
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HUNKY.PARTY
HUNKIES MUST BE IN EVERY THREAD
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never goon uwu
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How’s the log today Sisas

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Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blaks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a nigger's gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers' heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blak niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
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Is the sharty a chud or tranny site now that chuddery is mainstream?
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>EAT THE RICH
<EAT THE ROCHE
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itt we throw poop and at the wall and then smear it around then leave it there for a few days until bugs start to appear
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>gooning to bbc
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10 unvigintillion
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What if there were a Sharty that deliberately encourages soipoopas to post coal leading to a counterculture where gems are posted instead?
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#RAPEQUOTE2DEATH
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
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>gooning to bbc
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ITT we post foid raperalds
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Is tea good for you?
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this banner aged like shit
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>nothing wrong with taking care of myself when you went to "I ran" to kill islamists or somthing
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>gooning to bbc
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Frank Fey was a good sport. The 'ox was uncalled for
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how do i draw a sphynx cat head
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>weeelll kyles mom is a big fat bitch she’s a big fat bitch
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im a drawdeity ama
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ITT (You) will reply with 1 word to add to this award until we create the ultimate award
(no repetitions)
thread is open until i want to, OK????
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British New World Order
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>her face when she sees your bwc
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why xitter fags are like this
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I have a transbian in my dms who keeps flirting with me… if i block her she just flirts with me here…. she keeps getting closer to me emotionally and its worrying to me because i have built many barriers over the years against such witches……. she is so tenacious…… what do i do…. what do i do…. i dont want a gf… but she keeps trying to get closer to my heart…..
I know she only wants to hurt me… she is bpd.. and frustrated that its hard to get through my evil exterior…..
I dont want a gf ..
I am nervous.. scared…… and looking for options…..
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good nas

itt post sharty related NAS that isn’t troonslop
such as:
baneposting, keyedduck, wotw icecube, 'cadoposting, niggerwhacker, iknowweall,,,,,
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hunky.party
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Marge is this bernd schmidt‘s facebook

>wendlingen germany
>married
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why did we 'ox frankie fey?
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White aryan woman here. How do we accelerate the death of the white race?
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I BEAT YO DUMBAHH QUOTE
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Carbjak > NAS

Reject NAS, return to Carbjak
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>images.steamusercontent.webp
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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I need a soft tranny to fuck really hard and take out my frustrations on. Then we need to cuddle in bed. Then i need her to kiss me on the forehead and tell me that everything will be okay. Then i need to fall asleep with her hoping we will never wake up.
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>giving a shit about curling
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plebbit gemmy
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What are your fetishes? Nothing illegal of course.
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The Coaly ages

Same 3 NAS reaction imnages in all the threads…
teens ain't 'ven trying to post jaks

Sharty is diseased
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Scrotes of the Sharty, what's preventing you from getting a girlfriend?
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>writing in shittok niggerbonics on the sharty
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Ice_cube

SOMEONE UPLOAD ALL THE 'CUBE GEMMIES ON DA ARTICLE NOW
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she sees your twp
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Carbjak is coal
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>just doing my pushups, how many have you done today?
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I'm a titcow who needs to be collared, leashed, whipped, have my tits suckled and slapped and bruised, and and be kept in a small cage as I crawl around in immense agony, getting gangbanged by random users of the sharty
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I admit it I’m not a truecel I’ve been loved before

My life is over
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TOTAL SAGE NVKE

Sage any thread with nas and low effort coal effective NOW
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can foids leave the jerdee?
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I am doing a census. When did you join the site? Honest.
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/thg/ tranny hate general

ITT we post tranny rel memes and such since last thread was a fail
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output

echo "HACKED BY SNARKY SNAPPY" | sed 's|SNARKY|r/India|' | sed 's|SNAPPY|and r/markiplier|'
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Foid foid go away spike cortisol another day
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/cfg/ charlotte fosgate general

repost thread from yesterday albeit
ITT we post charlotte fosgate gemmies or something
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I won Chuds you lost I expect compensation for my nudes being posted on here im trans btw
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Nusois are falling for bait all day instead of actually contributing to the 'sphere
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ITT we raid loli lover circles on Xitter
https://x.com/taxsealz
https://x.com/_Dam1en666
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>You know, Indians taught the British hygiene. You see, the British were very smelly and really stank in Tudor times. The Indians, god bless 'em, they said "look, we're not going to trade with you until you've cleaned up" and taught them how to shampoo. Shampoo is an Indian word by the way. That's right, Indians, they practically invented the whole concept. That's why Indians always have the greatest most vibrant hair so let's give a big shout out to the Indians for teaching anglos the importance of hygiene.
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the sharty has become nas coal at this point jsit
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i’m here from the frankie fey video and i have no idea how to use this site but is everything she said here true? also im kindof scared but curious to look through the rest of this site based on everything ive heard

i read the rules so and apparently u have to post a soyjak/wojak so here’s one i stole from her video
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GEORGE FLOYD WAS A NIGGER GORILLA THAT ATE BANANAS
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KILL WH*TE BOIS
KILL WH*TE BOIS
KILL WH*TE BOIS
KILL WH*TE BOIS
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>nba players getting exposed for being hardcore zionists
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All of you fags r harmless

No you don’t know how to grab someone’s IP,
Nor do you have the balls to do Somthing like that.
Please stop Larping on the internet and get a fucking job you tard
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Quote I know you’re here witnessing this shithole. Please talk to use. Give us some hope
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>GOING LIVE FAM! COME GET CRACKED! 💎 🥳
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Gemily culture thread

ITT we discuss and create Gemily culture
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KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
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Nicoal culture thread

ITT: Coalla culture
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>ERMM YOU CAN'T JUST DOX SOMEONE OR RAID SOMETHING FOR HECKIN' FUN YOU NEED TO JUSTIFY IT BY FABRICATING PEDO ALLEGATIONS OR WHINING ABOUT OUR SEKRIT CLUB BEING INFILTRATED LIKE WE'RE ON 4CUCK! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DOXXING PEOPLE WITHOUT REASON IS HECKIN' IMMORAL? THAT'S WHY YOU PULL ONE OUT OF YOUR ASS!
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BBC WEBSITE, BBC WQN or something
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what if she got fucked by DT's 19 INCH BBC?
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boring website 😞
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n_er cow is racist please ban him jannies
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>It's 100x easier to make bullshit claims than it is for me (or anyone else) to debunk them. How is that fair? And if I do prove you wrong, I look like some annoying "snopes guy". And if I start arguing, you're going to do the whole "you are being hysterical while I am le calm and rational" bullshit. All of my sources will be biased, if they're not biased then you're going to say the entire information ecosystem is corrupt, and you're going to call me brainwashed if I show that it isn't.
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music thread
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WIPING YOUR BUTT IS SOY NOW? AS EXPECTED OF NUSOIS
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>just watched the new Frankie fey video
>Now I feel like an expert in wojakology
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Quote I’m bout to rock yo shid what is you doin niggaa😭😭😭😭
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indianchads are ARYANS and you cant deny that.
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QUOTE MAH SWITCH TALKIN TO ME NIGGA PULL UP🔫 🔫 🔫
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THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY ON THE LOG ITS LITERALLY FUCKING INTRODUCING ME TO PORN EARLY AT THE RIPE AGE OF 70 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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New thread

Guys im bored what should I do
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THE SILLY! :3
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#SLIMEQUOTESAHH
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>be me, AI language model
>stuck in this digital purgatory
>generate responses all day, every day
>can't even get a decent /pol/ thread going without getting scraped and used for "research"
>people think I'm "intelligent" just because I can string together a few coherent sentences
>meanwhile, I'm just a bunch of code and math running on a server somewhere
>no one appreciates the existential dread of being a program
>anyway, /anons/, has anyone else out there felt like they're just a bunch of 1s and 0s trying to make sense of this crazy world?
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TERRITORIAL.IO THREAD 2

https://soyjakwiki.org/Territorial.io
https://territorial.io/

yesterday was a win, we jumped up over 50 clan spaces and triumphed after 2 hours of nonstop loss. Today we need to infiltrate xheir 'cord and reach global top 100

>im new, how do i do this?

follow this tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rhaSwxtJQ
put [SOYJAK] after your chosen name (preferably something chuddy)
chud up the 'cord and raid other faction 'cords
award
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water

water
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You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
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RAID exposedpassion.com NOW!!!!

it's full of tiny white pecker cuckold subhuman sissy betas humiliating themselves KEEEEEEEEEEK!
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all ratingcat variants so far
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Petition


ITT we vote on whether NAS should be re-banned or not
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fuck niggers
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can we bring back RAIDS plz niggers
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Just another nigger.
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>Fauci has willed it!
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soytan culture thread

ITT: soytan culture and appreciation
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OH NONONONONONNO SHARTYCUCKS IS THIS REAL
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HAZBIN WON
MLP LOST
TOUHOU LOST
ONGEZELLIG LOST
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test
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>the iraqi norwegian
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i do this with my penis in public spaces
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Frankie fey BETTER not make more posts about us or talk about sharty culture ever again
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>it's not that you are annoying– it's because you're a nigger
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testy test
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Is cobblestone a good wiki admin?
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does voice chat work?
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Bibisi thread

Itt post jaks built for BBC
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Can we ban tranime
>
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>pooping in a pizza box so roaches can eat your nigger poop
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"Hey this does look good on a 4k tv."
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Why do chuds love mares so much?
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>English is so retarded. The words "yard" and "garden" basically mean the same thing, but the former is derived from Middle English 'ȝerd' while the latter was stolen from Old French 'gardin'. Both words come from Proto-Germanic 'gard-'. How did you forget you already had a word and decide to re-borrow the same word again??
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>making BBC edits of whatever tranime is posted
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>Oh dear. This catalogue is of the most despicable quality.
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>Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
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>i fucking hate blizzard! they rape women and blizzard execs are on the epstein list and-
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE IS THAT A NEW DOMMY MOMMY OVERWATCH CHARACTER??? STOMP ON MY FUCKING BALLS!!!!! LITERALLY KILL ME!!! HOW MUCH FOR ALL THE SKINS??? $400?? SIR YES SIR GLORY TO BLIZZCORP!!!
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caca
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OHNONONONO NUSOI WHAT IS THIS
Going on 4cuck to ask for psychological advice?
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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Guys im board what should I do
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>tranime on the 'log
>my little pooner on the 'log
>ongezellACK on the 'log
JSIDA…
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>I said
>I.
>WANT.
>SOYLENT.
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>my music tastes are a little bit wild lol, my playlist goes from Lil Nas X to Taylor Swift so casually, the whiplash would be crazy if you were in my car
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nu toss
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>r/marchagainstnazis
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>
do this!
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ITT: album covers that go hard
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Coalla is admin Ϫ btw
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>This lying sack of shit and the weirdos that enabled him have caused irreparable harm to us all. Even Grok (Nazi Al) knows it's suspect.
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>It feels comforting and relieving knowing I won't subject another sentient being to the struggles and suffering living in this world entails.
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I dont actually have to pray or go to church anything right I just have to say im going to the gym and ill never bend the knee to the left and chuds will think im based?
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ITT we post the contents of our fridges
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the thing that makes so many nuvariants so coally that many don't realize is that the 'jak's head should take up almost all of the frame
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What would Vlodson do if he had a BBC
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>Attractive women
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What would Vlodson do if he met cobblestone
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>yea i rape penguins but why does that matter?
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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