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Cobblestone (detractor perspective)
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Cobblestone, alternatively called “Poonerstone” or “CoalBBCTroon” or Mist, is a selfish little fuck who is also the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025.[1] Xhe succeeded SprokemowerMan. Xhe is the worst admin of Soyjak Wiki and is basically its version of Admin 6. Xhe is best known for deleting shit for no reason and brapping up the Wiki, and most importantly, the (((Gradingcaust))).
Schizo rambling[edit | edit source]
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On top of that, xhe is a well-known attentionwhore (as most foids are) and probably got the 'ki handed to xer by sending nudes to sprokemowerman. fuck this dumb attentionwhore and the cockriding faggots that wrote this shitty article niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger kill yourself and retire you dumb pooner whore nobody cares that you cut off your tits. There was no reason to flaunt your gender you just felt greedy for attention genuinely KYS you made this wiki shit kyskys and rot in hell rope right now take the cyanide I don't care kill yourself you ugly middle eastern whoremutt
Why xhe sucks[edit | edit source]
Xhe sucks, mainly because of the notorious Gradingcaust, which is the worst event in the wiki history. Ultimately what the Gradingcaust was Cobblestone trying to delete all templates above articles clarifying the quality of the topic or the page itself with the mineral rating system.
This destroyed a core part of the culture that was around soyjakwiki since Soot created it. What's even worse is xhe didn't announce it until later on, after the infoboxes were redone. Pro-GradingCaust and Pro-Cobblestone arguments mostly hinge upon assuming readers of the site are retarded nusois that base their whole opinions regarding topics by just the mineral rating template alone and not the contents of the article itself which would only be possible if the reader did not read anything regarding the article but the mineral template. Only degenerate fucktards or braniggers would do this. All this happened because one cuck from /soy/ said it should happen, even though almost everyone else hates it. The arguments in favor of this shitstorm were all faulty and stupid. [They just are, okay?]
Xhe is also notorious for deleting pages for absolutely no reason at all. This is especially bad because many of these pages are the only source of info on certain topics.[They just are, okay?]
Additionally, xhe is a minion of Quote, which is even worse. Xhe is effectively the wiki’s version of LimeAIDS.
Also xe is literally Mist #2 or actually Mist xerself, the similarities are concerning. As we know, Mist was possibly the only troon to ever have a position of power in the soysphere.[He just is, okay?] Mist was controversial just for being a troon, but also for brapping up SoyBooru.
Most importantly, xhe permanently banned User:ChudtheVILE for being a minor. (Just, why? Why not only two years?)
Facts about xer[edit | edit source]
- Xhe is
admin 7admin 6 but for the Wiki. - Xhe and xer numerous unpaid faggot minions are the coal that is killing the Wiki.
- Xhe literally admitted to being a brimmy admin.[When?]
- Xhe claims to be a foid, but is likely a tranny.
- Xhe is an unpaid cuck who does it for free.
- Xhe is terminally online.
- Xhe does for it free
- Xhe is disgusting
- Xhe says xhe is underweight but if you take a look at xer brown fat hand its quite the opposite
- Xhe leaks at trevor because trevor eviscerates xer in debates
- Xhe forced xer shitty poonerslop drawings
- Xhe can’t draw
- Xhe is brown
- Xhe has severe assburgers and is known to sperg out.
- Xhe refuses to delete the page for zillyjaks.🔒
- Xhe banned two users
in order to silence xhemafter xhey plotted against the (((Gradingcaust
)))[User:Antimatter is User:Chud’ait, a 13-year-old snitchnigger btw] - Xhe bans everything xhe dislikes
- Xhe banned OPShredder and raped his user pages!
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