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Jimbo(brraaap!)
FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO RETARDED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
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 This page is being gemmed up This page has been subject to a gemming up campaign. There is NO need to read any revision in the page's history. |
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 Astaghfirullah! Jimbo is haram
The subject of this page has been disapproved by Allah and is considered haram. |
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Jesus wouldn't approve of Jimbo... Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom. |
 BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM
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This page and its contents are very /calm/ing.
Feel free to sit back and relax while reading this page. |
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This person is a troon btw, if that matters |
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This person is a furry btw, if that matters. |
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>is it over? do i get a life now?
This person has no life. |
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S) You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xis house
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| This user is nonbinary, and is trans in the sense of having transitioned, but does not consider xemself transgender, as xe rejects the concept of gender identity. |
(Still a BBC taking,
'p loving, gooner fag award.)
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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future. |
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 | This user is a wiki mediator, and is the most unpaid faggot btw, if that matters. |
 | This user is black, and should be treated with respect because #BlackSoysMatter. |
 | This user is the ESL, and he make a grammatical errors |
wiki's official liaison to the world machine; jimbo.
JIMBO TRIED TO BRAP ON MI ON THE ONESHIT FERRY <--- How do I get off btw? you can't you'll have to hope the navy is nearby
-rep jerks off in public
+rep geqrgian
-rep leaky
HRT progress[edit | edit source]
[ 0 days ==== 6 months ==> 1 year 2 years ]
still making progress!!
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| Jimbo is part of a series on the coal that is killing /soy/ 
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