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Why foids deserve coal for Christmas

I’m genuinely just a sensitive young man why are foids so evil I DESERVE LOVE TFD NOW so fuck you guys and nothing ever happens
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There should be a nameroll that automatically adds "nyaaaaa~" to the end of your post, how could you tell?
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Is cobblestone a good wiki admin?
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gayniggajak website
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I'm gonna do the RTL thread because Math's not here
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i also want to tell you that
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fox website
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political implications of gooning to FNF?
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/cfg/ charlotte fosgate general

repost thread from yesterday albeit
ITT we post charlotte fosgate gemmies or something
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Shit site
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>Forcing porn and gooning into a site for bald men with Glasses because you're a pedophile
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Where do you think each former admin is at in their lives now?
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ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
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TERRITORIAL.IO THREAD 2

https://soyjakwiki.org/Territorial.io
https://territorial.io/

yesterday was a win, we jumped up over 50 clan spaces and triumphed after 2 hours of nonstop loss. Today we need to infiltrate xheir 'cord and reach global top 100

>im new, how do i do this?

follow this tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rhaSwxtJQ
put [SOYJAK] after your chosen name (preferably something chuddy)
chud up the 'cord and raid other faction 'cords
award
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>nusois literally see old kwa revived and then bitch
Quote is the greatest admin we have ever had fuggen jerdee
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it's based and IRCpilled
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Coalla culture thread
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Thou art nigger
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how to btfo spammers

>options > filters
>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
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so im like trying to figure out what to do with my life and like im finishing up highschool now (im 18 dont ban me jannies)
i have a gpa of 4.04, im an officer in my school's NHS, im a volunteer in my community, and i scored in the top 2% for my SATs so like is this a good state of things and what kind of careers or collegs can i go to with this
sorry if i misspelled some things, im kind of retarded

alabaman if that matters
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>>nusois literally see old kwa revived and then bitch
>Quote is the greatest admin we have ever had fuggen jerdee
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Soykino thread

I’ll start with some of my favorites
Only longer videos pls
Only sharty culture pls
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>beta-safe porn
>woman wearing a digital censor burqa
>porn made safe (completely censored) for pussy free shrimp dick whiteboi sissy betas

do whitebois actually be gooning to that shit? LMAO!!!!
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Why isnt soyjak.party soyjak.party anymore and is instead soyjak.st and could now somebaldi by the old domain and do bad stuff with it if its no longer in use
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>*shits pants*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE? FUGGEN QUOTECORD!!!
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>do whitebois actually be gooning to that shit? LMAO!!!!
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Porn is harmful. Porn is immoral.

Porn addiction has the following effects on the life of the addicted:
>Decreased gray brain matter
>Anxiety
>Mood Swings
>Depression
>Suicidal thoughts
>Lethargy
>Schizophrenia
>Development of progressively worse fetishes
>Wasting time, especially if you participate in gooning
A strong addiction (which is the fetish of some inhuman rats)
>Inability to have sex, or lower sex appeal
>It increases chance of becoming a faggot or a troon
>Cuckold fetish
>Difficulty maintaining relationships
>Loss of salvation, if the doctrine of mortal sins is to be believed
>Supporting the Illuminati and the NWO
>IQ decrease
>Low testosterone
>Being vulnerable to be laughed in front of women
>Slowly becoming the thing you hated of
>Hating yourself
>Becoming a gegbull (if you are terminally online)
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4cuck /b/ lolicon IPs

Made new thread due to request and the previous one being shit up

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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Nuvariant
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nvke
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>picrel
why do trannies cut themselves. and is it a good thing?
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BIMMYJAK WABAG
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>Being a manwhore is le bad because it is okay?
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dude i cannot stop having sex with trannies. I have had sex with like 5 in the past 6 months. I am preparing to meet another one tonight. What do I do?
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what happened to 'cados?
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>my personal army, it's time to get revenge on da fuggen jerdee
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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*squirts*
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Can we ban tranime
>
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Gassycucks, what is THIS??? KEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!
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'nata on the 'log
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Guess the Troon

Holy coal holy coal holy coal Anyways guess the Troon
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the gems that saved the party
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rape all bronies
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what are you going to do in this situation?
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>jannies forgot about rule 2
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>weeelll kyles mom is a big fat bitch she’s a big fat bitch
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im trans btw

ITT we create a nuvariant piece by piece. Create eyes, nose, mouth, etc and i will combine it into a party saving nuvariant
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nu award
>
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>Miss circle culture thread
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peejak won
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>IN 2008 USERS ON 4CHAN STARTED POSTING VIDEOS OF THEMSELVES PUTTING BLACK BBC DILDOS EVERYWHERE FROM SUBWAY STATIONS TO THEIR OWN HECKING HOME. THIS MOVEMENT WAS LATER NAMED OPERATION NIGGERCOCK. THIS LED TO HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF BBC DILDOS BEING STAMPED EVERYWHERE ACROSS THE WORLD!!
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Pooping in pizza boxes and leaving it out for the roaches and rats to eat for later
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im a drawdeity ama
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>Thunder Force
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ITT (You) will reply with 1 word to add to this award until we create the ultimate award
(no repetitions)
thread is open until i want to, OK????
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ITT you draw your nameroll from memory
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ITT: album covers that go hard
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frankie fey 'ox thread award
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we all look like this and do this and say this
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>ANIME ISN’T JUST FOR CHILDREN
>GO FUCK YOURSELF
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>Armored Trooper VOTOMS
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How bad would it be if your work email and/or real name would be leaked
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OH NONONONONONNO SHARTYCUCKS IS THIS REAL
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ChibiReviews trolling, day 2

Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli nigger

If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer

Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews

Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers

Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob

DOB: April 3rd, 1995

Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current

Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com

Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)

Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School

Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers

https://deviantart.com/chibireviews

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171

https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews

https://patreon.com/chibireviews

https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571

https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews

https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
armyarmy2

'chive of yesterday: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0215-1557-30/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15185919.html
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>Worship my cock, frogwhore… Take it all into your throat. You will always be a drooling slut for big soy cock.
<hnnnnngh yes daddy~
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Miss circlebculture thread

Miss circle culture thread
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Fat nigger furry is quote theory
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> Walkable Cities
> Biblically accurate angels
> analog horror
> breakfast for dinner
> Subscribable necessities
> I love the heckin hustle and bustle of the city
> Media Literacy
> though
> Late stage capitalism
> Liminal spaces
> FACT CHECK: Unsubstantiated
> Um, got a source for that?
> Wow…… just wow. There's a lot to unpack here.
> Breathable air
> This! So much this!
> God I'm so epic for posting this!
> Realistic depiction of panic attack
> Widespread use of clean efficient Thorium energy
> Walk-ACK
> Oh and while we’re at it let’s get some trains cuz I fuckin love those things, this nation used to build railroads n’ such
> Working class.
> Kevin Nash Summer of 92
> I like this, I want this.
> indie games
> Um, yikes.
> Dog whistle
> Ok
> Living wage
> Piece of media
> Lost media
> Nintendo is the only company still making games not movies
> Industrialization
> Eldritch horror
> walkable bibiseas
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Bgw
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>OH NONONO NUSOIS HAVE TWP- ah!~ w-what's that? nusois… why are you so big? why are you all around me?
*2 hours later*
>huh! hngh! yes!~ aah~ fill my frogbussy! FILL IT! JUST FUCK IT DOWN! HNNNNNRGHH~ I WANT MORE NUSOI CUM AHHHHH~
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bump
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GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS GOD WINS
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music thread
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Tama

Tama General #2
Last thread: >>15195054(OP)
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we oldGODs remember using sagegirl back in the 2020s to quote people who saged our threads
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>mammy cobblestowne gimme a spanking ive been ah bad boy
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Can we bring this trend back
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Can we unban israeli IP addresses? I fucking hate having to use a vpn everytime I go on this site.
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laaaalelaaalelaaalelaaa thinking about storykino movierino with my wife chinorino

Ughck need le tea BLEGHCK i HATE stupid cuckold TeaBlendPowders or just icky flavored tea in general. disgusting. just plain 'ea with le milkerino to go with my fortified honey cheerioino cereals

Ughck *yawn*

so, 1980s but notDOOOD LE 80S N SHIT EVEN DOE IM A STUPID PECKERCEL WHO IS ONLY 16 LE TIKTOK FAGGOT
pathetic
i pick 1980s because of the kino weapon selection

Also would use an older camera. Digitals FUCKING SUCK


Set in somewhere cold and snowing, like north dakota le fargo
bank robberykino that goes LE SOUTH and there's a holdout but that goes wrong, and its kinda like the heat shootout, but more sloppy
bank robbers are pushed and cornered and their only choice/route is to a shcoolerino

they use the kids as hostages, but tbey find that there's a way to escape via sewage tunnel
And there's only 3 bank robbers (6 total in story) left, 1 being deranged but necessary cuz he brought the guns plus more money to takerino
1 robber would rather save kids than escape and leave the maniac alone
maniac takes to kill teacher LIKE A PECKERCEL GOONTROON
but gunnerino cliche blows up instead
Explosion sets off gas canisters they siphoned from cars in indoor garage connected to school earlier on
kino gunfight + fistight between two robbers (kinoerino)
pekcercel goontroon FREAK cuckold wins because he is le brute
he picks up riflerino and starts gunning out the window
other robber notices child hiding in class closet
Signals childerino how to reload empty double barrel sawwed off
slides gunerino and robber blasts peckercel out of window
both le die
the 3rd robber le escapes but with no moneyrino
before the showdown robberino notices his own child is at the school
fearful for his safety, he tells the other robber (not the peckercel) to promise him that they'lll let the childerino go, in exchange for food or some shit but that's just a cover
So that's why he escapes - he's not a selfish fuck
when he le emerges, the room is engulfed in flames and there's a tense le scenario with no sound of him searching for his child, as children and teachers are fleeing from other classrooms, with gunshots ringing out from the firefigjt mentioned beforr


Le happyendingerino cuz he finds his child who emerges from smoke into father's armerinos

ye the miracle is that all the kids survive and i wss thinking of adding like le supernatural elements like angels because i got this idea from the cokeville bombing

ughck *yawn* now i need coffee EEEEEKK *stomps on slave rajeet* ew ew ew
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toss
>
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>this catalog
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billions must die
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Tommorow marks 100 months since the very first Giga was posted to 4chan
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Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
Don't stop me now, cause I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now, yes, I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all, yeah
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people who have sex are niggers because there are over a billion niggers on the planet and for them to exist their parents had to have had sex which makes it niggercoded
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>You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

>Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Though NAS, have some good music
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>HOP_OFF_HOP_ON_-_sharty_animation_meme_-_Qwaytriot
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>i can excuse acting like a baby and pooping in diapers and sucking on pacifiers
>but I DRAW THE LINE at QUEERPHOBES and RIGHT-WINGERS.
>sorry that i have the moral high ground ;333
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https://boards.4chan.org/z/
RAID NOW
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itt we post fat furnigger
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/soy/ is becoming modern /b/
jsid fuggen jerdee
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THIS LOG NEEDS A HERO! TRA LA LAAA!
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THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING PORNOGRAPHY ON THE LOG ITS LITERALLY FUCKING INTRODUCING ME TO PORN EARLY AT THE RIPE AGE OF 70 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Why do the words "poop" and "niggers" always elicit a geg from me?
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all ratingcat variants so far
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hi
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DLM! DLM! DLM!

DLM! DOXERS LIVES MATTER! QUOTE YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO KEEP A DOXXA DOWN! WE DEMAND RIGHTS! DLM!
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/soy/ - Soyjaks
Samuel Lee Soyjakson
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>actual meta threads complaining about the 'log stay on /soy/
>I make a thread just asking for a soyjak image and it's automatically moved to /q/
QMLEYLA
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>be me
>be regular at /pol/
>namefags everywhere, but peaceful, some serious threads here and there
>go to /soy/
>pornography, chaos and 'cordspam everywhere

just kill /soy/cucks
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>strong reminder from today that we outnumber the bigots
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Al Artists are now being forced to label their Al Art and it quite literally mirrors what the nazis did in 1942 Germany when they made all jews wear the star of david. Al Artists need to RISE up. We will NOT let history repeat itself, Never again.
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>making false reports to shittalk janny directly (not against the rules since it only applies if you spam them)
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>the average nusoi in 2026
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>hahaha leftists BTFO, trump won! nigger! sieg heil!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE EPSTEIN FILES DONT EXIST! OUR PRESIDENT IS NOT A PEDO! HE WASNT FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN! AND EVEN IF HE WAS, WHO CARES IF TRUMP HAD SEX WITH SOME 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS? ITS EPHEBOPHILIA NOT PEDOPHILIA! I BET THEY ENJOYED IT TOO
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>Valentin Werner will never be sharty culture
GEEEEEEEEEG
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>OYYYYY DOCTOSSS IT'S 'A'B'C'D'E'F'G'H'I'J'K'L'M'N'O'P'Q'R'S'T'U'V'W'X'Y'Z
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Nusoi, can you do math?
x = 0 + (5 * 11)
y = 2 * 4 * 11
z = 3 * 5 * 13 * 31
x, y, z?
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Test

Test
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THERE'S FUCKING EPI SHARTYCUCK PORN EVERYWHERE ON THE LOG
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censorship

Threads about frankie fey are being nuked. What is happening Quote? And is the site in danger?
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Would you rather be able to to float upwards and slowly fly and shit or be able to run 30mph
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>web'P
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#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic MEETS UP with Connor Murphy to STRATEGIZE the NEXT MOVE in WORLD WAR MOG, studying the ASU FRAT LEADER’s STEROID and PEPTIDE cycle 👀
im trans btw
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you look like this
>
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FÜR GOTT UND ULSTER
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What are your fetishes? Nothing illegal of course.
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PIZZACAKE WON
'ANKIE 'EY LOST
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I dont actually have to pray or go to church anything right I just have to say im going to the gym and ill never bend the knee to the left and chuds will think im based?
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🐓
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ITT we post where we are
this isnt datamining btw
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>Faggotry is NORMAL, NATURAL and NOT a mental disorder even doe human sexual organs are spefifically designed to reproduce with the opposite gender and faggots will instantly catch STDs if they dont put a condom on whilst taking a gorillion vaccines
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The Great Soyplacement theory
when dolls reign ended half of the soy community got blaked by bibisis and joined the FDL
>doll
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The guy on the left spammed me with CP, be wary of him
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>What are you trying to tell me?
>That I can bait nusois?
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Is it gay or bisexual to eat tofu?
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Who has the full version of the "n-n-n-nigger, p-p-p-poopy, gigas nigger poopy" kino song?
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Why does every time I make a thread on the amount of sharty discords, jannies take it down? Smh
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Doctos why is there a dnb song
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>Foid foid go away steal my niche memes another day
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Nophono was a member of russian hip-hop DJ crew
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Experimental, avant-garderino brimstome creepypasta. Tried to have multiple shots and fly on the wall narration as opposed to first person. Tell mi how brimmy it is.
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There is no way that this is actually 800 PPH. I remember in the early Quote era where you would already find a new thread if you just refreshed the page.
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SINNERCORD THREAD GO DOWN
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If the Jewish Western empire is sustained by the US dollar world reserve system and the US dollar is sustained by government spending and government spending is sustained by bank bond purchases and bank bond purchases are sustained by depositor money then wouldn't a bank run BTFO of the Jewish Empire?
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
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Junko says QLMJEYLA
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SINNERCORD THREAD GO DOWN
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What you trying to tell me
That I can dodge b00lets?
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SINNERCORD THREAD GO DOWN
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'jakable?
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nu 'cake
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kill and behead the fuggen jerdee
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Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
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>McCartney lost
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James Charles on the log
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Why are soitroons like this?
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https://www.youtube.com/@pj-trash
Potential Gegbvll
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BVILT FOR BBC?
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I was about to post Averi on this 'log, but I was able to control myself thankfully.
R: 4 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
As I make this thread, I'm currently cumming
R: 0 / I: 0
>hey no nudes
R: 0 / I: 0
>my sides
R: 22 / I: 7
chu~
R: 0 / I: 0
Would Hitler have won if his BBC were to be even bigger?
R: 2 / I: 0
Why is everyone so not wholesome hig chungus
R: 5 / I: 2
>penguins do it too bigot
R: 61 / I: 8
marge why did the frankie fey dox/raid got pruned again? There are a lot of targets whose SSN we doxxed, and we don't really need a reason to 'ox
R: 2 / I: 0
why is everybody complaining trans rights but nobody complains about trans lefts
R: 10 / I: 2
What would you do if you woke up one day and you had a gigantic snakelike BBC that had a mind of its own and liked wrapping itself around objects and climbing on things?
R: 22 / I: 8
>your hapa gf is bored of the log
wat do?
R: 2 / I: 2
Is my new soyjak any good? His name is Valentin Werner
R: 0 / I: 0
quote is not shardee kulchur
R: 5 / I: 0
Can we unban Valentin Werner?
R: 34 / I: 10

Sharty dark age

We've truly entered dark times have we?
R: 2 / I: 0

Kevin Levrone will save us from the pedoniggers

R: 1 / I: 0
R: 12 / I: 7
Neo won
Xharii lost
McCartney lost
Jakboy lost
R: 3 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 2
GEGGGGGGGGG
R: 3 / I: 2
>keep raging on me
R: 0 / I: 0
QLMJEYLA
R: 5 / I: 0
does anyone remember this fuggen shardee kulchur that was like a shitty drawing of a girl with white hair, an orange shirt and pink pants, what was even the name of that i think it got forced at around mid 2025
R: 0 / I: 0
JSID
JSID
JSID
JSID
YEAH
R: 9 / I: 3
DCAU gooder than marvel cartoons

marvel heroines, villainesses, and recurring female characters are unattractive and have no allure.

DCAU is a infinite SISA farm
DCAU winned, marvel losted, ponies losted, fotm troonslop losted.
R: 0 / I: 0
>potentialy getting the site in trouble to epicly own a heckin foid
R: 7 / I: 1
I'm Jewish AMA
R: 0 / I: 0

Mi gemmy

R: 9 / I: 6
>WOAAAAAAHHHH!!! I CAN BAIT THE SOYJAK PARTY PEOPLE BY RUINING THEIR THREA-ACK!
R: 2 / I: 3
kill all tranime posters shitting up my fucking 'log
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 1
>UGH tiny goonclitty incel tbp freak nigger
R: 2 / I: 2
#2 ranked CHAD Androgenic FAILED to locate the ASU FRAT LEADER by himself and has now LINKED UP with Clavicular to prepare a coordinated attack 👀
R: 0 / I: 0

dinner with quote or dinner with jay z
R: 5 / I: 1
You can get threads deleted by posting a social security number this is probably gonna not be fun in a few hours. Don’t do this guys
R: 11 / I: 8
There was too much coal so i posted gem instead
R: 0 / I: 0
>we have truly entered the dark ages haven't we
R: 45 / I: 12
I just tried watching mlp, episode 1 was so shit i turned it off. Why can't westerners make good cartoons?
R: 4 / I: 0
CHILD MOLESTERS LIKE NATE HIGGERS and his accomplice CHUD HIKES WERE FOUND IN QUOTE'S FILES
WE NEED TO IMPRISON 'OX AND 'APE THEM
R: 15 / I: 8
How do I stop being angry and swearing and stay calm all the time and stop being scared.
R: 6 / I: 3
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 5 / I: 1

ITT: We share our pronouns

she/they
R: 3 / I: 1
Nusois I hope you maintain your boots and other leather goods by conditioning them and cleaning them. It's also important not to wax/oil them too often as to not destroy the glue holding your boot together.
R: 2 / I: 1
i unironically like /soy/ better with nas unbanned
R: 5 / I: 3
niggerfag
penis dick balls colorful huge sack nuts
this post was mass blaked and sissified with REblakEDED
R: 6 / I: 5
did the phoenicians influenced the irish language?
R: 2 / I: 2
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine

Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bop, ba-da, ba, ba-da, ba

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check, oh, my machine
My baby, baby

I got a baby a long time ago
When I was starting to live
I had trouble from the GE
Ah, don't worry, you can still watch it on TV

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine

Now, baby, baby, what urged you to go?
I could've loved ya
The wrong time to go
Had love, you're standing against it
And I don't know what's wrong, so wrong with me

I want you to check my machine
Check my machine, oh, baby

Won't you come?
Babe, I bought it off of you
A long time ago

And it says right here
All go down in tears
But if you're gonna have trouble
Waiting around to be on it

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine (Ow)
Check my machine

Bap, ba-ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, oh, my machine

Oh-oh, baby, hoo
Ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-ba, hoo

Oh, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Oh, check my machine
I want you to check my machine
I want you to check (Woo!) my machine

Oh

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Want you to check my machine
Come on, check, check my machine
Check it
Check
Check it, my machine
My boy, check it, check it, my machine
Check it out, check it out now
Check, check, check, check it
Just check it out, baby
Right now, check my machine
Check my machine, oh, lord
Check my machine
Check my machine
Hold on, check my machine
You're gonna check my machine
Come on, check it
Check it out, check it out
Check it on, check it on out
Check it on, check it on out
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check it, my machine
Check it, my machine

Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba, ba-da-ba
Ba-da-da, ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-da

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
R: 14 / I: 8
gonna dualboot linux mint and windows 11 in a sec. wish me luck 'teens!
R: 5 / I: 1

New soy lingo idea

we have topaz for schizo gems but what about glowie gems?
uranium
discuss this.
R: 800 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 3 / I: 3
>images.steamusercontent.webp
R: 0 / I: 0
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine

Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bop, ba-da, ba, ba-da, ba

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check, oh, my machine
My baby, baby

I got a baby a long time ago
When I was starting to live
I had trouble from the GE
Ah, don't worry, you can still watch it on TV

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine

Now, baby, baby, what urged you to go?
I could've loved ya
The wrong time to go
Had love, you're standing against it
And I don't know what's wrong, so wrong with me

I want you to check my machine
Check my machine, oh, baby

Won't you come?
Babe, I bought it off of you
A long time ago

And it says right here
All go down in tears
But if you're gonna have trouble
Waiting around to be on it

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine (Ow)
Check my machine

Bap, ba-ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, oh, my machine

Oh-oh, baby, hoo
Ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-ba, hoo

Oh, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Oh, check my machine
I want you to check my machine
I want you to check (Woo!) my machine

Oh

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Want you to check my machine
Come on, check, check my machine
Check it
Check
Check it, my machine
My boy, check it, check it, my machine
Check it out, check it out now
Check, check, check, check it
Just check it out, baby
Right now, check my machine
Check my machine, oh, lord
Check my machine
Check my machine
Hold on, check my machine
You're gonna check my machine
Come on, check it
Check it out, check it out
Check it on, check it on out
Check it on, check it on out
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check it, my machine
Check it, my machine

Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba, ba-da-ba
Ba-da-da, ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-da

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
R: 525 / I: 255

Post Tama

I love Tama. She's my Yotsuba replacement. I need more pics of her
R: 3 / I: 2
>There should be a nameroll that automatically adds "nyaaaaa~" to the end of your post, how could you tell?
R: 0 / I: 0
>>Worship my cock, frogwhore… Take it all into your throat. You will always be a drooling slut for big soy cock.
><hnnnnngh yes daddy~
R: 3 / I: 2
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary
R: 4 / I: 4
>when the bull is kosher-friendly
R: 2 / I: 1
Publicly defecating Indian dies to flying nigger and choo choo train
R: 17 / I: 5
do you all remember filthy frank (now known as joji)?
i do…
R: 1 / I: 1
>images.steamusercontent.webp
R: 5 / I: 2
Story time.
Once I was at the hospital. Guy next to me was waiting for dermatologist, goes into her clinic. Poor intern screams because he had bugs in his pubes and they started jumping into his mouth. Well, I’m not beneath that, I’m not above that.
It’s my turn and I go in, intern is barely holding it together. Suddenly feel one go in my ear. Can’t live with that. So I dash out and take the microwave from the doctor’s rest room (where the doctors are resting) and try to microwave my head. No can do. I’m stuck having sexually transmitted diseases in my ears and the fat blak man who fucks me in the ear is gonna get that from my ear.
Any tips?
R: 13 / I: 6
I slept at 2 am last night
R: 0 / I: 0
>>OH NONONO NUSOIS HAVE TWP- ah!~ w-what's that? nusois… why are you so big? why are you all around me?
>*2 hours later*
>>huh! hngh! yes!~ aah~ fill my frogbussy! FILL IT! JUST FUCK IT DOWN! HNNNNNRGHH~ I WANT MORE NUSOI CUM AHHHHH~
R: 7 / I: 4
>The more im hearing about this __ guy, the less im starting to like him.
R: 12 / I: 17
>oh my heckin science
R: 1 / I: 1

soytan culture

ITT: soytan culture
R: 3 / I: 0
what the heck is happening to this board
R: 12 / I: 7
entertain me.
R: 2 / I: 0
urine and crackers living
R: 0 / I: 0
I need help building steam engines
R: 1 / I: 1
>don't shut it down…
>where will I post fat black nigger NAS..
R: 10 / I: 5
What do we think of him
R: 9 / I: 8
>having a sex machine
R: 5 / I: 3
>quoting everything you don't like with your bull
R: 1 / I: 0
/caca/ is a sharty equivalent of age regression. am I wrong?
R: 3 / I: 0
Imagine operation ramadan kareem where we 'ox pedos and send them qurans and then 'za during maghrib (according to meccan time) as it's time where muslims can break their fast during ramadan

Operation Ramadan would last from febuary 17th until march 19th, after that, would start Eid al Fitr where we start sending 'zas and other nvkes to the 'ox victims

If thinks go well, it would be pretty gemmy.
R: 36 / I: 19
nofap cuckold TWP whitebois be like:
>YOU SHOULD GO FOR A RUN AND TAKE A COLD SHOWER TO SEND YOUR TESTOSTERONE TO ZERO SO YOU DON'T HECKIN WANNA COOMERINO!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 5
the blak furry poster is in a hostile offsite steam groupchat btw
R: 3 / I: 2
SAVE /SQY/
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 5
>trans people existing
R: 5 / I: 2
>/qa/ - A temporary board created for moot's final Q&A. Inexplicably stuck around with no discernible purpose until Hiro officially made it into /q/ 2.0, only now with no obligation for mods to actually respond to complaints. Over time the lack of moderation allowed several consecutive groups of trolls make it their home…
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
What happened to the good times when soycucks used a proper 'jak to soyquote somephono? Now it's all just that fat furry nigger.
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 2
Nophono
R: 12 / I: 6
Trxthnvke that BTFO'd """""biological""""" cis foids
R: 1 / I: 0
this website hasn't been good in a while
R: 2 / I: 0
>Hru bbg ♥?
R: 1 / I: 0
.
R: 0 / I: 0
Trooning out is like being a faggot, you can be a faggot without being considered homosexual. If you consume troonslop or are an emotionally unstable male you are trooning out
R: 10 / I: 2
nigga this self insert leaker is soooooo fucking annoying
R: 2 / I: 0
SOINIGGERS
R: 4 / I: 0
>I Just Got My Report Card
>I Check On My Report Card
>I Got A 47 Up In Math
>67 In English
>14 In Science.
R: 21 / I: 12
>moishe deploy the mossad anti-Christian imageboard demoralization cells
R: 17 / I: 3
dox this hdieous fucking tranny NOW!!!!!

i fucking hate this tranny, he deletes transphobic comments so only goybot cuckold posts praising her are left

instagrams:
https://www.instagram.com/ivy_doll_too
https://www.instagram.com/the_real_ivy_doll
https://www.instagram.com/ivy_doll_v3

website
https://the-real-ivy-doll.com/

twitter
https://x.com/real_ivy_doll
R: 392 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 475 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 117 / I: 50
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 553 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

Style: