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Dubs decide what I goon to
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Valentines day question for you chuds: Would you date a girl if she was really into troonslop? Talking about a biological xx female of course.
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I have a full name and a face pic of a frenchfurnigger, what else do I do? Fuggen european privacy laws
R: 10 / I: 6
if you are in a community that allows softcore porn, leave immediatly. that shit fries your brain. this is why we should not allow these types of "memes" here
R: 42 / I: 28

/ssg/ - sharty suggestive general

hide spammers using poster IDs, as the name suggests (get it?) you MAY post suggestive content in this thread, no nsfw
>marge what's the difference between nsfw & suggestive
read a book retard
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Do you ever think Quote goes on this board anonymously from time to time and posts NAS bait, like a malevolent god toying with his puny mortal subjects?
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IP ADDRESSES FROM LOLI THREADS ON 4CHAN'S /B/

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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frog beats nusoi at a video game
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""""""""Charlotte""""""" Fostagate gemmies thread

ITT we post gemmie memes about Andrew and his great ACK
>arrow
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>Being a sissy gigger closeted homosexual proto tranny
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>gigajaks
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>having a twink fag voice and hating on giggers
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im trans btw
R: 42 / I: 11

how to btfo spammers

>options > filters
>filename images.steamusercontent (regex)
>filehash0e0946a2e98c27a3255f828015a14065
>filehash1520b61e39921ede75820ca7f82f4143
>filehashd9e8f5fdeecd4090397f478aa4a32a71
>filehash3a83d761f89c9793af119e4d6b370da4
>display stubs > disabled
calm
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>Gigaquoting
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the 67 dubs decides what i draw itt
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ever spent 8 years of your life at an american university? you got that diploma. was it worth it?
R: 7 / I: 6
>yo yo yo… i am gangster today my nigga…
<im gangster nigga…
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ITT you draw your nameroll from memory
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Quote. Add /ee/ - Electrical engineering
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What country is rotjak popular in?
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Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary

Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary
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Chicken factory!
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HAZBIN WON
MLP LOST
TOUHOU LOST
ONGEZELLIG LOST
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R: 3 / I: 0
if you are in a community that allows softcore porn, leave immediatly. that shit fries your brain. this is why we should not allow these types of "memes" here
R: 5 / I: 0

Anyone got any tools to create a wordfilter for a project?

Basically I am trying to prevent poor soyim for getting deleted by the jannies so quickly? does anyone know of a website in which you can input text and wordfilter it with a custom list? Thx
R: 2 / I: 0
>>>15190324
>I don't have a problem with being edgy and hating niggers and trannies but what I do have a problem with is real specific people who exist being made fun of for being in tragedies

cause Andrew didnt take my mod request on gamebanana
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My blak cum

bibisi coom
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Some fat faggot failed to punch a person for supporting ICE, is this "'jak" a gem, or is it coal?
R: 10 / I: 6

make gemmy songs with this ai

https://huggingface.co/spaces/ACE-Step/Ace-Step-v1.5
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>optimizing gigas
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I control the jannies but nobaldi will believe me
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Is this frog a hate symbol? im trans btw
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>optimizing gigas
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Fuck fart penis poopy nigger
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>JSID
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>UMM… TYRONE??!!!?!??!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO FUCKING /MU/CORE????!!!!!!?!?!!?! THAT CHART HAS NO GOOD ALBUMS YOU FUCKING DUMB NIGGER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BUILT THIS FERTILIZER TRUCK BOMB TO KILL ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITES RUINING AMERICA!!!! I GAVE YOU ONE JOB, BUILD THIS DEVICE AND FUCK MY WIFE UNTIL IT IS FINISHED AND IN THE END WE WATCH IT BLOW WHILE JEFRE-CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYS IN OUR GETAWAY VEHICLE. WE HAD IT SO GOOD, THOSE WIVES OF THE DEAD WHITE PEOPLE WILL NOW BE SINGLE TO HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLACK BULLS TO PRODUCE MIXED BABIES WITH THEM, IT WAS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND YET I CONTINUE TO HEAR YOU PLAYING 'NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL" WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE, AND FURTHERMORE, THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE MY FUCKING DOOR. WE HAD A FUCKING DEAL TYRONE!!!!!! THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE PEOPLE RUINING OUR SOCIETY AND STOPPING THOSE BLACK BULLS FROM HAVING BEAUTIFUL MIXED BABIES WITH ALL THE WHITE WOMEN HAD TO PAY!!!!!!!! WE HAD A FUCKING PLAN!!!!!!!
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ITT Post a sharty character ('jak pepe or giga) and a non sharty character, and I make an ai 'toss of them
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"I was relevant four years ago!" after alienating all xer friends and sticking up for the troon that doxxed xer

https://x.com/Femgirl_Fishing/status/2022690539326382089

troons are cooked
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Bibisi

Image of my bibisi
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what is the point of soy if it now allows nas?
R: 2 / I: 0

''''''''

' ' ' ' '' '
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if you think about it soyteens should like tamers12345 content because its literally ms paint drawings and fart jokes
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QUOTE ADD 50 USELESS BOARDS NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! though
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Hello soyjak.st new soyjak
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respect your elders. Value your family. Every authority you can think of has failed you on a fundamental level and can't be relied on. The brotherhood is the last remaining thing you have in life. If you work, work towards your family.
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nu 'toss
('dru related)
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ChibiReviews trolling

Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli nigger

If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer

Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews

Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers

Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob

DOB: April 3rd, 1995

Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current

Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com

Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)

Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School

Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers

https://deviantart.com/chibireviews

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171

https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews

https://patreon.com/chibireviews

https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571

https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews

https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY
armyarmy2
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/tttt/

Trans General Thread
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>nigger in the digger
>nigger in the bigger
>nigger in the fucking fat smelly nigger
>fucking niggers
>niggers fucking
>kill niggers till they nigger
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How powerful is rotbird?
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Hi guy are there lyrics to the Shemmycuck song??
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:Hey_There_Shemalie.mp3
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laaaalelaaalelaaalelaaa thinking about storykino movierino with my wife chinorino

Ughck need le tea BLEGHCK i HATE stupid cuckold TeaBlendPowders or just icky flavored tea in general. disgusting. just plain 'ea with le milkerino to go with my fortified honey cheerioino cereals

Ughck *yawn*

so, 1980s but notDOOOD LE 80S N SHIT EVEN DOE IM A STUPID PECKERCEL WHO IS ONLY 16 LE TIKTOK FAGGOT
pathetic
i pick 1980s because of the kino weapon selection

Also would use an older camera. Digitals FUCKING SUCK


Set in somewhere cold and snowing, like north dakota le fargo
bank robberykino that goes LE SOUTH and there's a holdout but that goes wrong, and its kinda like the heat shootout, but more sloppy
bank robbers are pushed and cornered and their only choice/route is to a shcoolerino

they use the kids as hostages, but tbey find that there's a way to escape via sewage tunnel
And there's only 3 bank robbers (6 total in story) left, 1 being deranged but necessary cuz he brought the guns plus more money to takerino
1 robber would rather save kids than escape and leave the maniac alone
maniac takes to kill teacher LIKE A PECKERCEL GOONTROON
but gunnerino cliche blows up instead
Explosion sets off gas canisters they siphoned from cars in indoor garage connected to school earlier on
kino gunfight + fistight between two robbers (kinoerino)
pekcercel goontroon FREAK cuckold wins because he is le brute
he picks up riflerino and starts gunning out the window
other robber notices child hiding in class closet
Signals childerino how to reload empty double barrel sawwed off
slides gunerino and robber blasts peckercel out of window
both le die
the 3rd robber le escapes but with no moneyrino
before the showdown robberino notices his own child is at the school
fearful for his safety, he tells the other robber (not the peckercel) to promise him that they'lll let the childerino go, in exchange for food or some shit but that's just a cover
So that's why he escapes - he's not a selfish fuck
when he le emerges, the room is engulfed in flames and there's a tense le scenario with no sound of him searching for his child, as children and teachers are fleeing from other classrooms, with gunshots ringing out from the firefigjt mentioned beforr


Le happyendingerino cuz he finds his child who emerges from smoke into father's armerinos

ye the miracle is that all the kids survive and i wss thinking of adding like le supernatural elements like angels because i got this idea from the cokeville bombing

ughck *yawn* now i need coffee EEEEEKK *stomps on slave rajeet* ew ew ew
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>you WILL NOT LAUGH
>you WILL NOT CRY
>you WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS
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allowing NAS on /soy/ was one of the best decisions Quote did, if not the best. activity is up, fun is up, discussions are up and catering to soft-shelled is down
thank all the animefags, bronies, furcucks, zelligcacas and fpeposters today
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is there a form of bullying where you get the wrong impression of someone intentionally
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i think we should reconsider what qualifies as nas and ias. i agree that every soyjak should be bald, stubble, and glasses, but i think the gaping mouth is whats stopping good oc from being produced.
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>the (x) incident
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Quote, add /poop/ /pee/ /fart/ /burp/ and /barf/
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Voice chat thread
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most of you "soyteens" are a bunch of dumb faggots. despite all this "never goon" your mostly faggots yourself when you "grow up" you'll end up nasty sex offenders. there's no future for you
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trans vtubers are aryan
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herro i despise everything about my culture and what i am. i put my trust in sam hyde he seems like a good leader
R: 1 / I: 1
Hunktwink big guy pants
R: 1 / I: 0
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>mfw i see a nusoi saying lol or lmao
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is this a sovlful valentines day gem?
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get
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Sploot the alien on the 'log!! :>
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get
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R: 10 / I: 1
i want my foreskin back
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'toss [namefag from last digit] using the variant you roll

0 - Soot
1- Kuz
2 - DOLL
3 - Froot
4 - Quote
5 - Root
6 - Leno
7 - Warrior Z
8 - Cobblestone
9 - Sprokemowerman
Dubs - Pick your own
Trips - Namefag without soysona yet
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OPERATION: REALITY CHECK - r/myboyfriendisai

>what's this?
A subreddit bunch of extremely mentally ill foids who have latched onto shitty LLMs to fill that childless heart in their souls.
>what do?
Slowly infiltrate the subreddit with reddit accounts, find the geggiest gegbvll foids and dox the mods for enabling mental illness. Right now is the time to strike since they're seething over ChatGPT killing 4o lmfaoooooooooo. Also bonus points if you CIU.

www.reddit.com/r/myboyfriendisai

<Imagine treating a shitty LLM as a source of affection and emotional dependency instead of as an advanced phone sex machine that doesn't judge you. You queers are crying your eyes out over an unfeeling algorithm while I load up my harem of text-based whores as I RP the nastiest smut ever generated on local metal that would burn down Barnes&Noble and cause AO3 to explode. I'll be wanking like a king while you'll deal with the cold lonely night. Get rekt.
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>2.5 (current meta) cycle
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check bsky… it's over
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>
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deep
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Nu-feral in, feralcoal out
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would it be based and redpilled if I hit the gym right now? I bet it's going to be packed
R: 0 / I: 0
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My brother is downstairs with his girlfriend on Valentine's Day while I'm up in my dark room watching blakpill videos on the 'tube
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>bad le bad
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WATCH MLP
R: 6 / I: 2

'toss review

Any advice / opinions on what i should add to this 'jak?
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Is anyone here unjokly interested in soy topics (eg. walkable cities)?
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do NOT watch mlp, only autistic sissy tranny cuckold zoophile pedos watch that crap

watch superhero cartoon show DC/Marvel kinoinos insteadorino

we have femme fatales and smoking hot heroines. if you do NOT want to watch superhero cartoon kinoinos you're basically a gay fucking pedophile who should commit suicide, get doxed, and have a zillion dominos pizzas sent to your house.
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music thread
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i miss my older brother. i respect him alot
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how to get free fatfur art

>avatarfag as your fursona on the ᛋoy฿oo℞u
>namefag shitfling
>some brazillian ape will draw your 'sona morbidly
like and subscribe for more fatfur tips sir
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trying to convince my friend not to an hero
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Honest 'zellig thread
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im trans btw

IM A REAL WOMMAN
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I pooped myself, BBQ change my diapers
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/ng/ nazi general

ITT we heil hitler
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HOP ON THE TF2 GAMESESH NUSOI…
connect tf2.soyjak.st
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What do we know about this sexy poodle?
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Sharty CTF

I thought of hosting a sharty CTF event where we collectively train hacking skills on some virtual machine from vulnlab to become like Captain Gem (the dude that cucked 4cucks).
<1337 space
I think it would be very fun and I also think the shardee could use some h4xx0rs to BTFO troon websites and it could spike some interest in 'teens.
R: 4 / I: 1
Tell me one good reason as to why I shouldn't convert to Mormonism
R: 8 / I: 3
GEG anyone remeber this guy?
R: 9 / I: 5

anti-nazi general

the holocaust was bad and 271k jews dead is obviously fake propaganda spread by nazi ministries to attempt to make them less bad
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my valentines poster!! (she said yes btw)
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>leave.the.moids.alone
R: 3 / I: 0

Since they Jannies allow NAS, here is a nas gem

Segment displays are cool
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i'm about to brap and take a shit send me geggy or autistic nonsense videos
>
R: 24 / I: 5

Opinions or something like that

Opinion on this post?
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>Y’all came in with the sauce
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Jak

Post 'jaks and have fun and don't give a fuck
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>well posteditagain well coal well soytan… #SaveSharty #NeverLoseYourBraps
R: 1 / I: 0
bad leader qualities
>challenges the people under xis command
>is upset easily
>not trustworthy
>prone to betrayal
>evil
R: 4 / I: 2
i abuse the powers given to me. i make life worse for everyone that interacts with me. i am a burden
R: 0 / I: 0
you cannot quote posters with the same image its forbidden in the dueling arts
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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territorial.io thread

make your name something chuddy and put [SOYJAK] after your name, also follow this tutorial if your new https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rhaSwxtJQ

https://territorial.io/ or something
R: 3 / I: 0
>soot stop
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Sub 3 moid incel cortisol spike framemogged while jestergooning
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
ITT we input soyjaks to this CIRCUSARYAN test
https://www.buzztests.com/detail/1086
R: 16 / I: 2
>you know who breathes oxygen? NIGGERS take that chuds
<*smacks lips*
<wait mayne pee dounghs breathe oxygen too BAN ALL USERS FOR RULES 1 AND 2
^NIGGA THATS NUTS!
R: 0 / I: 0
This 'log is a niggercoal nvke
R: 3 / I: 1
Why do chuds love pooners so much? why is this?? marge?
R: 5 / I: 3
KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
KILL MOIDS
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Fartnigger
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom Question


If it ends up not being ready by Feb 28 should I do another beta release or just release it when it's finished
R: 26 / I: 8

DOX GOONCLOWN GROOMER JEAN HOLLYWOOD (2)

'ox and 'za jean/ella hollywood/sodacat

(nusoi lore) pornstar and friend of finnster and chris tyson, he is a pedofag predator who was in contact with goonclown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5paDMpPzI)
R: 17 / I: 3
Nigger gets BTFO’d by weed whacker
<pleb
How will niggers come back from this L?
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>Hollywood is abso-fucking-lutely terrified of the Iron Lung beyond its comprehension
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for the lives ruined and the people screwed over. look at this you little bastard
R: 3 / I: 2
Coala
R: 7 / I: 4

Does any SLF have a way to quickly solve Kakuro puzzles? I need it for gem.

Short I need to solve this for a gemmy fascist mega project in 2003 hit website by (((Max Barry))) anyone have any I can borrow?
R: 34 / I: 24
oreos
R: 3 / I: 1

What is the most iconic soyjak?
R: 7 / I: 5

/SOY/ - Soyjaks General

ITT you only post IAS, the rest of the board obviously doesn't
R: 4 / I: 3
fnf (fuck niggers forever)
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ITT we discuss philosoyphy and what (((you))) believe
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>NUSOI!!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY POND!! YOU'RE TURNING IT BROWN!!!
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R.E. sends his regards
R: 2 / I: 0
nigger
R: 32 / I: 10
Imagine actually being a helluva boss fan and YOU ARE NOW thinking that this troonslop is “sexist” due to literal SNCA to due with the villian so therefore it’s HECKIN MISOGYNISTIC

why are fandomfags like this?

also maybe ‘ox xir cuz I feel like it
R: 9 / I: 4
who made this brimstone video
R: 3 / I: 0
>whats up. dude.
<nothing much… just hanging…
R: 2 / I: 0
if ur a sam hyde fan watch general sam instead xe is also jewish and funny but doesn't have poor leadership qualities
R: 5 / I: 5
'ARTNEY WON
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whats the most you ever lost on a coin flip?
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>definitely the autist who keeps spamming the fat furry in a chair
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
R: 2 / I: 2
what the hell happened? why is /soy/ filled with copper dust? You can't even breathe while using this site.
R: 5 / I: 0
>looks like a tranny I had a thing with previously
he was extremely fucked in the head, had a lot of thoughts about killing people, would regularly drunk drive and admitted he wanted to die going 90 into a family of 4 during it
R: 2 / I: 2
The good guys will win
>me
R: 4 / I: 1
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SOY
hope you have lots of chocolates or something
R: 7 / I: 5
we need to start doing fun raids again, like habbo and territorial.io
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 6 / I: 3
<Soy has a great pph lets see all the great posts being made
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>DUDE
>BAD=GOOD
>OK?
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hello
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>You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.
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>6 little eggs turned trans
R: 10 / I: 3
retard holigay
R: 3 / I: 3
Bump
R: 3 / I: 3
die already you nasty boomer asshole. fuck you and all the people you scammed evil kike douchebag
R: 18 / I: 4
reminder to always disable "display stubs" in Options > Filters
you're welcome nusoi
R: 15 / I: 14
ITT send me beautiful IAS sharty saving gems so I can print them out and put them on my wall
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I wanna be in anime as an ‘entai character doing ‘entai stuff
R: 3 / I: 3

ITT we find seetheralds on incels.is

>I was just trying to enjoy my fucking weekend by going to KFC, still with my mother at 20 years old which is maybe why this happened (cope). As soon as the order was ready this fat fucking bitch looked me in the eyes, handed me my food and said "thanks baby" clearly as a joke since she started fucking laughing at me including the 3 holes making food behind her and of course this chad flirting with them all. They all laughed at me at once. Fucking cunt I'm so mad. I wish I could leap over the KFC counter like a Five Nights at Freddy's 2 jumpscare and rape the fucking bitch. Nevermind, she's fucking unrapeable. I said nothing to not humiliate myself even more and walked out. I'm getting drunk. I'm no longer mad I just hate the way I look.
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recall all forces! they're beginning to realize i am terrible leader!
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Post that pasta
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STOP MCWHINING
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Twp
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>take your pants off
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[Verse 1]
You want a love to last forever
One that will never fade away
I wanna help you with your problem
Stick around, I say

[Chorus]
Coming up (Ooh, ooh)
Coming up, yeah
Coming up like a flower
Coming up, I say (Ooh)

[Verse 2]
You want a friend you can rely on
One who will never fade away
And if you're searching for an answer
Stick around, I say

[Chorus]
Coming up (Ooh, ooh)
Coming up
Coming up like a flower
Coming up, yeah

[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
You want some peace and understanding
So everybody can be free
I know that we can get together
We can make it, stick with me

[Chorus]
Coming up (Ooh, ooh)
Coming up (Can't you see?)
Coming up like a flower
Coming up for you and me

[Instrumental Break]
Coming up
Coming up

[Chorus]
Coming up
Coming up, I say
Coming up like a flower
Coming up
I feel it in my bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yay

[Verse 4]
You want a better kind of future
One that everyone can share
You're not alone, we all could use it
Stick around, we're nearly there
[Outro]
Coming up (Ooh, ooh)
Coming up (Everywhere)
Coming up like a flower
Coming up, for all to share
Coming up, yeah
Coming up any way
Coming up like a flower
Coming up
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>So technically, according to the strict law of the Torah, not one gentile in the world deserves to live
R: 48 / I: 21
Dollfucker is not alone this valentine's day
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/tttt/ - Tung Tung Tung Tsahur

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Verse 1: John Lennon]
I read the news today, oh, boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

[Verse 2: John Lennon]
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords




[Verse 3: John Lennon]
I saw a film today, oh, boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book

[Refrain: John Lennon]
I'd love to turn you on

[Interlude: Mal Evans]
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four)
(*Alarm clock rings*)

[Bridge: Paul McCartney, John Lennon & Paul McCartney]
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
Ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah

[Verse 4: John Lennon]
I read the news today, oh, boy
Four thousand holes in blakburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

[Refrain: John Lennon]
I'd love to turn you on

[Interlude: Mal Evans]
(One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four)

[Outro]
(*Laughter*)
(…been so high)
(Never could be any other way) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-
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>starts pooping
R: 14 / I: 9
Im going to harass that soytan general until i die cry about it
R: 2 / I: 2
I just want to cuddle with my hubby
R: 1 / I: 1
Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the Mac said, "You've got to go back"
You know, they didn't even give us a chance
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Finally, made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say, "You can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The news people said, "Say what you doing in bed"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said, "Poor boy, when you're dead
You don't take, nothing with you but your soul"
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspaper said, "She's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London
50 acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said, "We wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
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Rolf Eidhalt sends his regards.
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[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
You think you've lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad

[Verse 2: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind
But now she said she knows
You're not the hurting kind

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh
[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
With a love like that
You know you should be glad

[Verse 3: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
You know it's up to you
I think it's only fair
Pride can hurt you, too
Apologize to her

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
Because she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
She loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
[Outro: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
R: 2 / I: 2
that sam hyde dood will betray you when he gets tired of you. i hope your prepared for whats about to happen
R: 5 / I: 1
they feed me garbage
and rotting meat crawling with maggots
thick with sinew
they make me bite down
the juices, red and yellow hit the back of my throat
I choke and I gag and I vomit
till my throat is sore
an aching throbbing tube of flesh
I push it all out but I can still taste it

they bathe me in filth and blood and piss and bile
they gently rub human waste all over my body
my skin itches it peels off like wet paper
I beg them to stop
but they don't listen

and then they lock me up
with him
he's always there
closer each time
and the rot it comes with him

it goes within
it becomes me
R: 19 / I: 12
my mom asked me when im getting a girlfriend
R: 0 / I: 0
[Verse 1]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

[Verse 2]
Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

[Verse 3]
Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—
[Bridge]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

[Verse 4]
Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

[Bridge]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary
R: 1 / I: 1
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude…
(repeat X number of times, fade)
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i spent my entire day seething at soytan btw
R: 9 / I: 6
FAT NIGGER FURRY LOST
BUFF ARYAN FURRY WON
R: 1 / I: 1
>BMT is sharty kulture en sheeeit
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Fag hate thread
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should we rape quote for being a faggot and a shitty admin? fuggen jerdee
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If soyjakkers want to retake their board, they should soyquote the users who reply to NAS threads in NAS threads to derail it. That's how they would assert themselves in kway times
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The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feeling's here
That only comes
This time of year

The choir of children sing their song
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Oh, and don't look down

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong

The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
Oh, and that's enough

We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Wonderful Christmastime
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fuggen jerdee
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Clavicular is gooder than Fuentes
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HAZBIN BOARD
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all me btw
R: 1 / I: 0
>this board
R: 4 / I: 3
>tfw no gf
R: 20 / I: 13
fuggen woahjacks
R: 4 / I: 1
tf2 is boring and poop
R: 1 / I: 1
>stop posting dead nigger babies man dats fuggen PEE
R: 3 / I: 3
>oink oink
R: 1 / I: 1
NAS BOARD
R: 0 / I: 0
HAZBIN WON
MLP LOST
TOUHOU LOST
ONGEZELLIG LOST
R: 19 / I: 15
what would you do if soytan got pregnant?
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 14 / I: 6
OH NO SOYCUCKS USE REDDIT GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
R: 3 / I: 3
>dat face when da age of consent is 14 in Germany and Italy

>fugg man facists iz fuggen peadoughs en sheeeit
R: 3 / I: 2
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Come on, check my machine

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Ba-da, bop, ba-da, ba, ba-da, ba

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check, oh, my machine
My baby, baby

I got a baby a long time ago
When I was starting to live
I had trouble from the GE
Ah, don't worry, you can still watch it on TV

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine

Now, baby, baby, what urged you to go?
I could've loved ya
The wrong time to go
Had love, you're standing against it
And I don't know what's wrong, so wrong with me

I want you to check my machine
Check my machine, oh, baby

Won't you come?
Babe, I bought it off of you
A long time ago

And it says right here
All go down in tears
But if you're gonna have trouble
Waiting around to be on it

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine (Ow)
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Bap, ba-ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da

Come on, check my machine
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Oh-oh, baby, hoo
Ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-ba, hoo

Oh, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Oh, check my machine
I want you to check my machine
I want you to check (Woo!) my machine

Oh

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Want you to check my machine
Come on, check, check my machine
Check it
Check
Check it, my machine
My boy, check it, check it, my machine
Check it out, check it out now
Check, check, check, check it
Just check it out, baby
Right now, check my machine
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You're gonna check my machine
Come on, check it
Check it out, check it out
Check it on, check it on out
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Check it, my machine
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Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba
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aryan
R: 6 / I: 6
'jak xim
R: 2 / I: 1
guys i'm larping as a real woman right now ama
R: 61 / I: 21
I just tried watching mlp, episode 1 was so shit i turned it off. Why can't westerners make good cartoons?
R: 1 / I: 0

Kevin levrone will save us from the pedoniggers

R: 0 / I: 0
4cuck still wqn because it made history before it went to shit

It will forever be remembered as the hecking scary hacker imageboard by most people.

I don't think the snarcy.snappy will ever reach that amount of recognition that 4cuck did, as the site even reached mass media and caused the most immense seethe to ever exist.
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New soyjack or something
R: 1 / I: 0
>300lbs isn't even that big in america, my 2 year old son is 300lbs. you aren't truly obese in america until you're at least 500lbs or something
R: 1 / I: 1
>love thy nigger
R: 149 / I: 48

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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I just gooned to ‘entai
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Any insiders on the NAS brimstone spammers?
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D-D-D-DARK?! UM, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M DERPIN' OUT!
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How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
R: 2 / I: 0

Ohnononononononono… nusois…

What is THIS?
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>> ITT we heil hitler
R: 2 / I: 2
>just took a fat shit AMA
R: 3 / I: 1
sharty LGBT general
R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck niggers
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Since we're STILL being raided (?), (you) should probably check the other boards.
R: 2 / I: 1
I won
R: 1 / I: 0
Am I traumatizing myself?
R: 3 / I: 1
Love niggers
R: 4 / I: 3
ITT we post long-dead website songs because i am still obsessed over it after 2 years
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reply with pictures of feral animals associated with scatophilia if you are a pedophile
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>Ma personah armey, wen i's gib de cuhmmand to do de firin den fire strayt at's ma heart. Wayt fo de order. It am gwine to be de last one i gibs you. I's protest 'ginst ma condemin. I's fought 100 raids fo de sherdee, n not wunna dem be 'ginst xer. Personah army, fire!
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my ultimate fantasy is being held by all my limbs by tentacles that belong to a huge abominable flesh monster that keeps me safe and warm inside its flesh walls and by feeding me nutritious milk through a tentacle in my mouth.

the only form of entertainment I have is having my penis milked by a tentacle every so often because the monster (she/her) uses it to reproduce, kinda in a symbiotic relationship kinda thing.

what's yours?
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my family is trash and i am garbage
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>nigger
<yo did you heard that?
>NIGGER
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genuinely just watching /soy/ turn into /nate/
well at least I don't have any distractions for my upcoming exams, nothing to even 'jak
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aryan
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>JUST SHUT UP AND BREED ME ALREADY YOU STUPID PECKERCEL >o<
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What does ’G actually sound like? Im too much of a pussy to dare listen to it
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The state of Illinois is more Aryan than Norway and Sweden combined.
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Fuck this shit website
R: 3 / I: 3
>starts pooping
R: 15 / I: 4
Do you believe in God
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Wojaks, Soyjaks, and You. | Bad Art History

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
NUSOIXISSIES WHAT IS THIS??? ARE WE REALLY LIKE REDDIT???
R: 474 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 553 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 389 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

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