R: 38 / I: 13
Dollfucker is not alone this valentine's day

R: 61 / I: 28

ChibiReviews trolling

Troontuber ChibiReviews (the guy who called us "snarky snappy" first) who defends loli and tranimeslop apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis own best friend) and lost everything. Let's make xis life even harder by DMing everyone in xis town about how xe's a pedo loli nigger

If anyphono has a Facebrap burner, we can use it to post in local facebook communities about xer

Also here's a 'ki page about xer (WARNING: XE LIKED LOLI BRIMSTONE ON XIS DEVIANTART): https://soyjakwiki.org/ChibiReviews

Name: Jacob "Jake" W Seibers

Pseudonyms: chibireviews, jakeseibers, chibijacob

DOB: April 3rd, 1995

Address: 205 Doug Luna Rd Walling, TN 38587 (White County) - Current

Email: jakeseibers@gmail.com

Occupation: Former Welder at Tenneco Automotive (Likely Tenneco, 645 E Broad St, Smithville, TN 37166)

Education: High School Diploma from Cookeville High School

Other Accounts https://chess.com/member/chibijacobhttps://dailymotion.com/jakeseibers

https://deviantart.com/chibireviews

https://facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007783997171

https://myanimelist.net/profile/chibireviews

https://patreon.com/chibireviews

https://plus.google.com/108908703101563160424

https://steamcommunity.com/id/chibireviews - Steam ID: 76561198012006571

https://twitter.com/ChibiReviews

https://youtube.com/@ChibiJacob - Original YouTube channel

https://youtube.com/@ChibiReviews/videos - Current YouTube channel

'OX, 'APE, AND 'ILL XIM NOW!!!! XE IS THE BIGGEST ENEMY TO SNARKY SNAPPY

R: 17 / I: 1
HOP ON THE TF2 GAMESESH NUSOI…
connect tf2.soyjak.st

R: 10 / I: 6
Im going to harass that soytan general until i die cry about it

R: 32 / I: 20

/ssg/ - sharty suggestive general

hide spammers using poster IDs, as the name suggests (get it?) you MAY post suggestive content in this thread, no nsfw
>marge what's the difference between nsfw & suggestive
read a book retard

R: 1 / I: 1
[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
You think you've lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad

[Verse 2: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She said you hurt her so
She almost lost her mind
But now she said she knows
You're not the hurting kind

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She says she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh
[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
With a love like that
You know you should be glad

[Verse 3: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
You know it's up to you
I think it's only fair
Pride can hurt you, too
Apologize to her

[Refrain: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
Because she loves you
And you know that can't be bad
She loves you
And you know you should be glad, ooh

[Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
With a love like that
You know you should be glad
[Outro: Paul McCartney & John Lennon]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

R: 2 / I: 2
that sam hyde dood will betray you when he gets tired of you. i hope your prepared for whats about to happen

R: 2 / I: 0
>looks like a tranny I had a thing with previously
he was extremely fucked in the head, had a lot of thoughts about killing people, would regularly drunk drive and admitted he wanted to die going 90 into a family of 4 during it

R: 5 / I: 1
they feed me garbage
and rotting meat crawling with maggots
thick with sinew
they make me bite down
the juices, red and yellow hit the back of my throat
I choke and I gag and I vomit
till my throat is sore
an aching throbbing tube of flesh
I push it all out but I can still taste it

they bathe me in filth and blood and piss and bile
they gently rub human waste all over my body
my skin itches it peels off like wet paper
I beg them to stop
but they don't listen

and then they lock me up
with him
he's always there
closer each time
and the rot it comes with him

it goes within
it becomes me

R: 19 / I: 12
my mom asked me when im getting a girlfriend

R: 259 / I: 193
every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass

R: 0 / I: 0
Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the Mac said, "You've got to go back"
You know, they didn't even give us a chance
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Finally, made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say, "You can make it okay
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The news people said, "Say what you doing in bed"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said, "Poor boy, when you're dead
You don't take, nothing with you but your soul"
Made a lightning trip to Vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspaper said, "She's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
Caught the early plane back to London
50 acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said, "We wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back"
Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me

R: 0 / I: 0
[Verse 1]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
Who can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

[Verse 2]
Mister Marks, could you send her quick?
'Cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary

[Verse 3]
Mister Marks, I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a—
[Bridge]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a—

[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire

[Verse 4]
Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track…

[Bridge]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon, if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
(I need a) temporary secretaire
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretaire
(I need a) Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary (Oh)
Temporary secretary

R: 1 / I: 1
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na nananana, nannana, hey Jude…
(repeat X number of times, fade)

R: 0 / I: 0
i spent my entire day seething at soytan btw

R: 8 / I: 8
ITT send me beautiful IAS sharty saving gems so I can print them out and put them on my wall

R: 13 / I: 1
reminder to always disable "display stubs" in Options > Filters
you're welcome nusoi

R: 30 / I: 9
Imagine actually being a helluva boss fan and YOU ARE NOW thinking that this troonslop is “sexist” due to literal SNCA to due with the villian so therefore it’s HECKIN MISOGYNISTIC

why are fandomfags like this?

also maybe ‘ox xir cuz I feel like it

R: 9 / I: 6
FAT NIGGER FURRY LOST
BUFF ARYAN FURRY WON

R: 16 / I: 16

Jak

Post 'jaks and have fun and don't give a fuck

R: 2 / I: 0
"I was relevant four years ago!" after alienating all xer friends and sticking up for the troon that doxxed xer

https://x.com/Femgirl_Fishing/status/2022690539326382089

troons are cooked

R: 111 / I: 23
territorial.io thread

make your name something chuddy and put [SOYJAK] after your name, also follow this tutorial if your new https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rhaSwxtJQ

https://territorial.io/ or something

R: 20 / I: 4
Fag hate thread
>
<

R: 2 / I: 0
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SOY
hope you have lots of chocolates or something

R: 2 / I: 2

should we rape quote for being a faggot and a shitty admin? fuggen jerdee

R: 18 / I: 7
If soyjakkers want to retake their board, they should soyquote the users who reply to NAS threads in NAS threads to derail it. That's how they would assert themselves in kway times

R: 0 / I: 0
The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feeling's here
That only comes
This time of year

The choir of children sing their song
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Oh, and don't look down

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong
Ding-dong, ding-dong

The party's on
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
Oh, and that's enough

We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Wonderful Christmastime

R: 8 / I: 2
retard holigay

R: 0 / I: 0
>>15188148(OP)
>>15188149(OP)
>>15188052(OP)
fuggen jerdee

R: 8 / I: 7
Clavicular is gooder than Fuentes

R: 63 / I: 60
>>15186987
>>15186985
>>15186981
>>15186980
>>15186979
>>15186978
>>15186975
>>15186971
>>15186970
>>15186967
>>15186965
>>15186964
>>15186962
>>15186960
>>15186955
>>15186953
>>15186950
>>15186946
>>15186944
>>15186943
>>15186941
>>15186933
>>15186931
>>15186929
all me btw

R: 20 / I: 13
fuggen woahjacks

R: 4 / I: 1
tf2 is boring and poop

R: 19 / I: 15
what would you do if soytan got pregnant?

R: 1 / I: 0
Chicken factory!

R: 14 / I: 6
OH NO SOYCUCKS USE REDDIT GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

R: 3 / I: 2
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine

Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bap, ba-da, ba
Ba-da, bop, ba-da, ba, ba-da, ba

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check, oh, my machine
My baby, baby

I got a baby a long time ago
When I was starting to live
I had trouble from the GE
Ah, don't worry, you can still watch it on TV

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine

Now, baby, baby, what urged you to go?
I could've loved ya
The wrong time to go
Had love, you're standing against it
And I don't know what's wrong, so wrong with me

I want you to check my machine
Check my machine, oh, baby

Won't you come?
Babe, I bought it off of you
A long time ago

And it says right here
All go down in tears
But if you're gonna have trouble
Waiting around to be on it

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine (Ow)
Check my machine

Bap, ba-ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da
Bap, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check, check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check, oh, my machine

Oh-oh, baby, hoo
Ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-dah, ba-ba-ba, hoo

Oh, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Oh, check my machine
I want you to check my machine
I want you to check (Woo!) my machine

Oh

Come on, check my machine
Check my machine
Come on, check my machine
Want you to check my machine
Come on, check, check my machine
Check it
Check
Check it, my machine
My boy, check it, check it, my machine
Check it out, check it out now
Check, check, check, check it
Just check it out, baby
Right now, check my machine
Check my machine, oh, lord
Check my machine
Check my machine
Hold on, check my machine
You're gonna check my machine
Come on, check it
Check it out, check it out
Check it on, check it on out
Check it on, check it on out
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check it, my machine
Check it, my machine

Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba, ba-da-ba
Ba-da-da, ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba, ba-da-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-da

Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine
Check my machine

Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check
Check it out, check it out, check it out

R: 14 / I: 7

OPERATION: REALITY CHECK - r/myboyfriendisai

>what's this?
A subreddit bunch of extremely mentally ill foids who have latched onto shitty LLMs to fill that childless heart in their souls.
>what do?
Slowly infiltrate the subreddit with reddit accounts, find the geggiest gegbvll foids and dox the mods for enabling mental illness. Right now is the time to strike since they're seething over ChatGPT killing 4o lmfaoooooooooo. Also bonus points if you CIU.

www.reddit.com/r/myboyfriendisai

<Imagine treating a shitty LLM as a source of affection and emotional dependency instead of as an advanced phone sex machine that doesn't judge you. You queers are crying your eyes out over an unfeeling algorithm while I load up my harem of text-based whores as I RP the nastiest smut ever generated on local metal that would burn down Barnes&Noble and cause AO3 to explode. I'll be wanking like a king while you'll deal with the cold lonely night. Get rekt.

R: 20 / I: 8
aryan

R: 6 / I: 6
'jak xim

R: 112 / I: 49
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 2 / I: 1
guys i'm larping as a real woman right now ama

R: 61 / I: 21
I just tried watching mlp, episode 1 was so shit i turned it off. Why can't westerners make good cartoons?

R: 0 / I: 0
4cuck still wqn because it made history before it went to shit

It will forever be remembered as the hecking scary hacker imageboard by most people.

I don't think the snarcy.snappy will ever reach that amount of recognition that 4cuck did, as the site even reached mass media and caused the most immense seethe to ever exist.

R: 16 / I: 3
New soyjack or something

R: 149 / I: 48

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!

R: 3 / I: 3
I just gooned to ‘entai

R: 12 / I: 2
Any insiders on the NAS brimstone spammers?

R: 0 / I: 0
D-D-D-DARK?! UM, IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M DERPIN' OUT!

R: 1 / I: 0
How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

R: 2 / I: 0

Ohnononononononono… nusois…

What is THIS?

R: 88 / I: 41
allowing NAS on /soy/ was one of the best decisions Quote did, if not the best. activity is up, fun is up, discussions are up and catering to soft-shelled is down
thank all the animefags, bronies, furcucks, zelligcacas and fpeposters today

R: 3 / I: 1
sharty LGBT general

R: 153 / I: 91

/ng/ nazi general

ITT we heil hitler

R: 2 / I: 0
Fuck niggers

R: 15 / I: 8

/tttt/

Trans General Thread

R: 3 / I: 1
Since we're STILL being raided (?), (you) should probably check the other boards.

R: 2 / I: 1
I won

R: 1 / I: 0
Am I traumatizing myself?

R: 3 / I: 1
Love niggers

R: 4 / I: 3
ITT we post long-dead website songs because i am still obsessed over it after 2 years

R: 0 / I: 0
reply with pictures of feral animals associated with scatophilia if you are a pedophile

R: 1 / I: 1
my ultimate fantasy is being held by all my limbs by tentacles that belong to a huge abominable flesh monster that keeps me safe and warm inside its flesh walls and by feeding me nutritious milk through a tentacle in my mouth.

the only form of entertainment I have is having my penis milked by a tentacle every so often because the monster (she/her) uses it to reproduce, kinda in a symbiotic relationship kinda thing.

what's yours?

R: 3 / I: 2
my family is trash and i am garbage

R: 180 / I: 161
genuinely just watching /soy/ turn into /nate/
well at least I don't have any distractions for my upcoming exams, nothing to even 'jak

R: 2 / I: 0
aryan

R: 3 / I: 0
What does ’G actually sound like? Im too much of a pussy to dare listen to it

R: 16 / I: 3
The state of Illinois is more Aryan than Norway and Sweden combined.

R: 13 / I: 6
ITT we discuss philosoyphy and what (((you))) believe

R: 0 / I: 0
Fuck this shit website

R: 15 / I: 4
Do you believe in God

R: 0 / I: 0
Kill DFNTlees

R: 0 / I: 0
Everyone derail this thread because i don't like it >>15183599(OP)

R: 2 / I: 1
no arrow because I look and say like this

R: 14 / I: 10
Hmgnghvvffhmmmm FUCK
i would do it bros
i would coom inside of goth chudette until im shooting dust, nonono, BLOOD; I want her to know that i'd hurt myself just to please her even more. I would literally pound her cervix into mush as i almost break her fucking nose by launching my fist into her face as i climax, as goth chicks love it rough

Oh my god, I'd renovate her babycave into a motel 6, with the amount of comer-and-goers there will be. I wouldn't stop breeding goth chudette until the rafters were full of kids. I would turn goth chudette into a 24/7 breeding factory with the production that of a steel mill during ww2.
I would force her body to adapt and thrive, being able to birth triplets every 6 months


I would create a literal army just to protect my queen, my passion, my flower, my wife.
I'd make sure every inch of her body has not only been explored, but it has been documented, lived in and thriving.

There would have to be a washing machine constantly cleaning the sheets, while we go though about 5 mattresses a year.
box mattress? Broken springs. Memory foam mattress? pointless, giving how many positions we'd have each-other in.
every time my baby batter mixes with her eggs, I'd look her deep in the eyes, as our soul, fluids and reproductive systems latch around and almost merge into one another. To her, my body would be like heroin and going less than a day without me'd drive her to near madness and she'd have to fuck herself silly to any momento or reminder of me around the house.
As for the house? Its like a carehome, as everything has to be covered in a fluid protector. Hell, the amount of squirt my beautiful wife is a genuine hazard to any metal or wodden surfaces as they'd be drenched and reduced to a rust or crumbled sawdust. We'd need a mutltiple dehumidifiers to suck back in her lady mist that found itself in the atmosphere rather than in my bladder or any object/surface around the house.

Our house would be surrounded by all manners of different animals and wildlife, as her and i's moans twist and shriek into animal language.

I want to breed goth chudette

R: 6 / I: 1
why do you niggas grow out your hair?

R: 2 / I: 0
'Jak xim

R: 0 / I: 0
im going to chinagoon

R: 9 / I: 2
i always see nusoi as nigga im a schizophrenic

R: 9 / I: 3

Can nameroll system read pictures?

If it doesn't then I don't know how tf this happened

R: 2 / I: 1
fuck niggers thread

R: 3 / I: 0
can we jak dis

R: 5 / I: 2
I just drank so much water that my belly hurts

R: 53 / I: 9
nu 'toss
('dru related)

R: 569 / I: 247

soytan

ITT: we discuss soytan culture

R: 13 / I: 3
Nigger gets BTFO’d by weed whacker
<pleb
How will niggers come back from this L?

R: 6 / I: 5

if you want to fight with us. then be prepared to fight every single enemy there is, every single one. are you ready?

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 7 / I: 5
the absolute state of the party

R: 337 / I: 257
Honest 'zellig thread

R: 2 / I: 0
what would you post if nsfw was allowed with a spoiler again

R: 4 / I: 2

Post jeeteralds

No form of racism has made me geg more than racism towards Indians. Not towards jews, whites, blaks, asians etc. but Indians. the ai videos are too fucking funny

R: 24 / I: 2

rate this shit niggerhell trace that took me 2 months to do because im lazy negroid

FUCK NAS and uncjak won btw

R: 22 / I: 8

DOX GOONCLOWN GROOMER JEAN HOLLYWOOD (2)

'ox and 'za jean/ella hollywood/sodacat

(nusoi lore) pornstar and friend of finnster and chris tyson, he is a pedofag predator who was in contact with goonclown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5paDMpPzI)

R: 4 / I: 3
> allowing NAS on /soy/ was one of the best decisions Quote did, if not the best. activity is up, fun is up, discussions are up and catering to soft-shelled is down
thank all the animefags, bronies, furcucks, zelligcacas and fpeposters today

R: 1 / I: 1
we ALL want to see her take DT's 19 INCH BBC!

R: 34 / I: 23
My wife and me

R: 23 / I: 2
Why are redditors so obsessed with the word "wild"

R: 1 / I: 1
Janny dont edit my posts into im trans btw because its unfunny

R: 6 / I: 1
. fuggen jerdee

R: 1 / I: 1
Make an fat nigger furry green version

R: 20 / I: 15
transphobes get the rope

R: 3 / I: 2
Rape Norwegians with pickaxes and electrocute the water they bathe in or something

R: 0 / I: 0

How religious are you
A: I’m atheist
B: I belong to a spefific faith, but i’m not devout
C: I’m devout

R: 34 / I: 15
Wrong board janny

R: 25 / I: 3
actual soyientific question
does soytan wear a beanie or a headband?

R: 21 / I: 4
>Calling someone a shitskin even doe you worship an olive skinned (probably even browner due to sun expousure during 15+ years of carpenting) middle easterner
Why are racist Christians so unintelligent? I don’t mean you should want your country to be flooded with 100 million foreigners but you still have no right to call someone any race-based slur.

R: 3 / I: 0
Quote can you ban everyone

R: 24 / I: 9
Quote please ban the entire middle east and all middle easterners from the sharty. Not just Israel. The whole thing is coal.

R: 2 / I: 1
/soy/ - Soyjaks and Soyjak Accessories

R: 1 / I: 0
Who is admin voice chat?

R: 7 / I: 3

Should countries embrace drinking culture?

R: 2 / I: 1
>i want quote to be raped so hard his anus gets prolapsed and bleeds to death
>WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT DO BESIDES MAKING THE WORST UPDATES EVER KNOWN TO FUCKING MANKIND
NO WONDER WHY OFFSITERS DON’T VISIT THIS ABOMINATION OF A SITE BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THERE
I HOPE QUOTE ROTS IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

R: 6 / I: 2
ITT we discuss fat blak furry sitting in a chair

R: 7 / I: 4
does soytans breast milk taste like soymilk?

R: 23 / I: 7
I have yet to see any chud with a "BWC", as they oh-so claim to have. They're so fucking retarded it's almost pathetic at this point. Not a surprise since they're chuds, after all.


feel free to prove me wrong itt btw

R: 15 / I: 4

leaving my wife on the catty

please be kind to her /soy/

R: 2 / I: 0
CATTYWIPE INCOMING

R: 5 / I: 5
hi its me the guy who quotes everyone with this image i look like dis also im trans btw and love bibisi~

R: 2 / I: 1
JSID

R: 6 / I: 1
If you get married you deserve to get cucked

both the UK and American governments will FORCE you to support/provide for a child your wife gave birth to REGARDLESS if it is biological yours.

get cucked you white subhuman piece of shit and boil in shit in hell

R: 1 / I: 1
brittney griner 1v1 me

R: 2 / I: 1
Removing the infestation of mutants and parasites from a niggers brain using the POOP Gun.

R: 31 / I: 14

OPERATION: WAR ON NAS

IT IS A FACT THAT NAS IS KILLING /SOY/. (YOU) WILL HELP SAVE THE PARTY.

BOMB THE LOG BY DEPLOYING ALL YOUR NVKES AND BIBISI LAUNCHERS. IT VILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE JOONS START MAKING VALID /SOY/ RULE 2 BANS

R: 26 / I: 9
Oh no nusois what's this

R: 8 / I: 2
This is you actually!
>nigger gets his ass kicked by yt boy

R: 5 / I: 1
Nigger board

R: 0 / I: 0
Send Admin 6 back to Niggerhell. In a bodybag.

R: 10 / I: 2
How do I generate a soytan tulpa?

R: 0 / I: 0
Yt means youtube
>its not

R: 0 / I: 0
>username:aryankiggerniller1488
>worships brenton tarrant and spams brenton tarrant deviant art cuckold fanart like a cuckold evendoe he was an israeli golemcuck goymutt who got cucked by a BBC
>IP: mexico
>VPN: enabled to hide meximutt origins

just shut this pathetic cuckold TWP goonhitler website down already and send all chudcels to processing plants to be turned in kibble and glue

R: 7 / I: 2
>obsessed with gems
why is taric not sharty culture already? also hes clearly IAG

R: 5 / I: 0
what happened to the guy that used to say im such a romantic nigga with picrel he was funny

R: 1 / I: 1
Fuck this website

R: 17 / I: 1

I want to document chanosphere happenings on a wiki

Title. The only wiki that comes to my mind is EDramatica. Unfortunately it's a failtroll and pedo haven with some of the worst articles I've even seen but, at the same time, it's the only relatively well known place where I can actually post about what is happening on the *chans. Moreover, it is a site dedicated to such things and it can be helpful when it comes information about old internet culture or happenings. I'm not interested in their shock content. Should I register on their forums to ask the staff if I can make an account?

R: 16 / I: 4
Sub 3 moid incel cortisol spike framemogged while jestergooning

R: 1 / I: 0
My name is Mud

R: 12 / I: 10
Have a gem

R: 11 / I: 1
ADMIN 6 IS COMING THIS YEAR
i know that i may sound like a schizo or a time traveler but listen to me, this is a warning that you cant just ignore
while quote is indeed a shit admin, he will be a gem compared to what is coming up
june is the sixth month
6th is obvious
and this year is 2026
satanic number
666, the number of the beast
the final admin shall be put in charge of the 'party in june 6th 2026
it will rot
it will decay
prepare.

R: 0 / I: 0
soyjak.party where no one posts soyjaks

R: 2 / I: 0
Where are the soyjaks

R: 8 / I: 5
she's dreaming about having sex with a BBC BLAK BVLL while staring at her impotent crybaby TWP cucky husband's bald spot.


LOL!

R: 1 / I: 0
Everychuddy
Lock your clitty
Everychuddy
Lock your clitty tight
Cobby's back, alright!

Hey-yeah, oh
Oh my Cob, we're blaked again
Chuddies, troonies, everybody sing
Gonna bring the bvll, I'll show you how
Got a question for you, better answer now, yeah

Am I a gemerald? Yeah
Am I a slut for bvlls? Yeah
Am I sissyfuel? Yeah
Am I every whitey's dream?
You better lock your clitty now

Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty, yeah
Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty tight
Cobby's back, alright!
Alright!

Now throw your ass up in the air
Shake it around like you just don't care
If you want a dicking, let me hear you yell
'Cause we got a pozzed up bvll again (yeah-yeah-eh!)

Am I a gemerald? Yeah
Am I a slut for bvlls? Yeah
Am I sissyfuel? Yeah
Am I every whitey's dream?
You better lock your clitty now

Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty, yeah
Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty tight
Cobby's back, alright!
Alright!

Yeah-oh, yeah-oh
Lock your clitty

So everybody everywhere, ah!
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
I'm gonna tell the world
Make you understand
As long as there are whitebois
We'll be getting blaked again

Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty, yeah
Everychuddy
Lock your clitty tight
Cobby's back
Everychuddy, yeah
Lock your clitty, yeah
Everychuddy, lock your clitty tight
Cobby's back, alright!~

R: 4 / I: 1

/pit/

Talk about your experience with armpits here

R: 0 / I: 0
this is you btw im trans btw o algo

R: 4 / I: 3
Yup this is me, yes Im a numale bugman and I love being a decent human being and I hate racists and drumpf, I know hatred is bad but you fight fire with fire right?

R: 10 / I: 3
When you think about it, zellig vs. fpe is basically india vs. pakistan.

R: 9 / I: 2

which one sharty?

R: 14 / I: 3
how would robots refer to themselves? "it"?
>

R: 5 / I: 2
nu 'toss that BTFO the transphobes :3c

R: 7 / I: 5
Valentines day should be incel awareness day

R: 5 / I: 1
me on the left no arrow because im on the left

R: 1 / I: 0
Quote should add these new boards:
>/poop/ - Poop
>/pee/ - Pee
>/burp/ - Burp
>/fart/ - Fart

R: 0 / I: 0
why reason with an enemy im supposed to kill? you know dumb that is?

R: 10 / I: 4
Nu sharty saving cobson killer just dropped

R: 5 / I: 2
how do you pronounce foid?

R: 3 / I: 0

remember

bbc porn is watched predominantly by pakis and indians, because theyre so brown and they live vicariously through porn.
bbc porn is owned by jews.
blak male fertility rates are dropping.
blak children get aborted the most.
most white women no matter how liberal still have an in race preference.
Women legitimately prefer normal penises.
Female prostitutes even admit the largest weiners are usually on whites.
bbc posters are jewish psyop in order to demoralize young white men into thinking theyre inadequate when in reality they are perfectly healthy.
bwc won
tbp lost

R: 4 / I: 0
are there other tactics that actually scare dox targets aside from 'zas

R: 0 / I: 0
sorry i was so rude to you. im part of the enemy army, my purpose is to hurt you and make you die. i hate doing this. now die

R: 0 / I: 0
New variant

R: 4 / I: 1
That blak guy has a bigger pecker than you yt boi

R: 1 / I: 0
posting this gem again

Vlodson was born on October Ϫ, 200X, to Nojak and Miss Circle in the village of long-dead websitepory; Poland. His sister, Vlodette, was born several years later. An unrecognized brother, Vlodpedo, was allegedly conceived in secret during one of Miss Circle’s excursions with her Lesothan blak bull.

Nojak was a practicing Jew whose family had lived in long-dead websitepory for generations. Miss Circle was a Japanese tourist. The two met in Warsaw and soon attempted to start a family. Their plans were disrupted when Dr. Soyberg informed them that Nojak’s diet of Soylent and Oreos had left him completely infertile.

They were then approached by Dr. Soystein, who had overheard their conversation with Soyberg and offered them a groundbreaking fertility treatment. His proposal involved combining genetic material from multiple Soyjaks and using it to restore Nojak’s fertility. Desperate, the couple agreed. Before long, Miss Circle became pregnant, and Vlodson was born.

However, not everything was as it seemed. The procedure was secretly part of Soystein’s plan to bring forth something resembling Poopson and experiment on it in the name of science. From birth, it was evident that something had gone wrong. Vlodson had only inherited his father’s skull, and even looking at him causes severe clitty leakage among nusois.

Despite their doubts, the couple attempted to raise him and later had a second child, Vlodette. Over time, however, the family fractured. Unable or unwilling to cope, the parents abandoned the children’s upbringing, and both were eventually taken in by the Soysylum.

At the Soysylum, Dr. Soystein developed a fascination with Vlodson. He continued experimenting on him in pursuit of Poopson’s “ultimate form,” producing hundreds of SNCA subvariants, many of which remain undocumented to this day. During this period, Vlodson met Fefe, who had been rotting in the trash alongside other forgotten memes. The two formed a lasting friendship. Under Fefe’s influence, Vlodson later converted to Mormonism.

Vlodette, spared from Soystein’s more invasive experimentation, pursued an amateur music career. Upon reaching adulthood, she launched a successful OnlyFans account and cultivated a devoted audience.

Nowadays, Vlodson spends most of his time forcing himself on the Sharty. He claims to be married to multiple SISAS, including members of the Quote administration.

R: 9 / I: 2
How to find an IRL soytan as an autistic unsociable young male?

R: 45 / I: 17
Twp

R: 5 / I: 4
post cold pictures
>cold
>used to describe something awesome or nice

R: 15 / I: 3

Unban DNB?

R: 11 / I: 3
what is going on over at 4/lgbt/

R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

R: 553 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.