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My gf looks like this
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I just tried watching mlp, episode 1 was so shit i turned it off. Why can't westerners make good cartoons?
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every 1 reppey on this thread shoves one dildo up quote's ass
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DOX GOONCLOWN GROOMER JEAN HOLLYWOOD (2)

'ox and 'za jean/ella hollywood/sodacat

(nusoi lore) pornstar and friend of finnster and chris tyson, he is a pedofag predator who was in contact with goonclown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf5paDMpPzI)
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Can i get more goonable cobblestone gemmies
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Jiggie.fun

I'm back, let's do some puzzles o algo

https://jiggie.fun/nwXioR

>how do I play music?

earn 'p points by connecting pieces and press the plus button at the top
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genuinely just watching /soy/ turn into /nate/
well at least I don't have any distractions for my upcoming exams, nothing to even 'jak
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Wojaks, Soyjaks, and You. | Bad Art History

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
NUSOIXISSIES WHAT IS THIS??? ARE WE REALLY LIKE REDDIT???
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do it
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BRONIES, THIS IS YOUR MINDSET.
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what happened to soydoom? why is everybody hating on it im out of the loop
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Anime is an outlet for breeding cattle.

Now before I start, I must make this very clear. That this CANNOT apply well to the average normie anime fan, rather this applies to the average anime fan who is an imageboard user or who is in a community that may not be considered mainstream or be well-known. Which is the type of people whom I will be talking about in this thread and believe to be cattle.
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ALONG WITH THAT, not all modern Japanese media can be considered slop. You may or may not consider the majority to be slop, but you must admit, some of it can be good.
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It should be obvious that some of the language i will be using is a bit symbolic and metaphorical. Keep that in mind before reading.
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Now with all of that addressed, let us begin.
I believe anime or modern Japanese media is a particular form of a disease type which has negatively affected many people dearly.
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This disease type is basically numbing the cattle to have a distorted view of the environment they live in, so they cannot understand the reality around them and see the horrors happening right in front of them.
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There are many examples of this disease type, of which you may already have in mind. Social media, television, vidya, film, shows and etc, all of this isn’t inherently bad, but is used by this disease type in order to carry out its duty.
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Now back to the topic at hand, anime/modern Japanese media. This form of the disease has a special charm to it which gives it a unique advantage to spread itself more effectively over its counterparts. It is effective at targeting individuals which may not know how to properly communicate to others. This will be of very beneficial use to the disease.
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When the potential host first encounters it, he is intrigued by its charm and is fallen victim to it, the disease has now gained a host to do its duty. Since the host in question is a social outcast, (for he cannot properly communicate to others.) this can be a contributing factor to not having a proper sense of identity. The disease overtime makes it apart of the host’s identity, for the disease is the only option he knows of, that he can make a proper identity out of himself. The disease harms the host with the degeneracy it brings as a consequence, but the host doesn’t mind as the disease has numb him and become apart of him. The disease has also given him the ability to properly socialize with others, whom are like himself, and of course, breed degeneracy with each other. The disease, since it is now apart of the host, aligns the hosts goal with its own goals, thereby becoming intrinsic to the host, greatly rewarding the host if fulfilled. The host has now achieved a proper sense of identity and a proper way to socialize, and the disease a complete carrier of which it can use to transmit itself onto others. Socialization is a necessity for both and is frequently used.
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The host now goes on his way to spread the disease as much as possible onto potential new carriers, some people fall for the charm of the disease and become degenerates themselves. The majority do not, and ignore the tricks of the disease and are disgusted by its effects. But sooner or later, the disease’s rapid spread has now forced the majority to either fight against it or not.
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If the majority do decide to fight against it, they must fight with great effort, for the carriers goals are intrinsic, which can bring about great rewards to the carrier if fulfilled, and will make them a more difficult opponent to fight against. Unless a janny or something else can be used as a triumph card to guarantee an effortless victory. On the other hand, if they were to lose or not fight against it, the majority would become degenerates, or either flee and leave their board/place of socialization to the carriers and have it become a place of degeneracy, a shell of its former self. If a few non-infected decided to stay, they would either be forced to eventually become a degenerate due to their conditions, force their sanity to be upheld, or come into their senses and finally leave.
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The carriers, if they have won, have successfully gained a new place along with new victims who become mentally castrated cattle (or not if they decided to flee.) of which degeneracy will flourish in.
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This is what I present as a consequence for disease in a person and if it were to be spread if not stopped.
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Since these past 2 days a lot of bait threads have been made and so I wanna ask which bait made you seethe the most,we got:
Tranime spam
Tohou spam (which is also tranime but it was posted just as much as tranime)
Hazbin hotel music videos
Forced soyjak variants being spammed (neo and brimmyjak)
Murder drones
General faggotry (pizzacake comics and etc)
"Twp tbp" tranime subvariant
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Is it gay or bisexual to goon to porn with men in it?
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Seriously, why doesn't quote ban soyjaks?

Ban wojaks. You increase quality tenfold. Same with frogs. Never fucking understood this whole soi meme at all. Is it because you literally wait for some neckbeard with glasses to react with glee and then make fun of those who also like it by comparing it to them?
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My wife and me
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Soytan Posters

Soytan posters I’m sorry for my actions.
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what do you guys think of my first soyjack hes the brother of cobson
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Remember Evan the hacker that shit died so fasf, how could you tell?
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>making troon.party where you only post troonjaks and hate on trannies
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i dont use htsm anymore because it got runied by trendhoppers and newfffff
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>gigachaf
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quote please make it so when you press expand all images it creates a different urls so when you archive you can do full images instead of just thumbnails
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Valentine's Day hate thread

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frogcacas what is this?
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my favorite jak is buergersjak
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>cob on the 'log
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Erm… why are xittercucks stealing the things spadeson wears and put them on some randomphono I don't know? Why is Twitter stealing our culture?
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long-dead websitecucks and shitskin braps, came to take away our gems!
But shartycucks must stand behind the aryans of Lesotho!
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>mailing bump
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bibisi

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Happy Valentine's Day!
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Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
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Son
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hi
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>is that something quirky or whimsical in nature?? POONER!!! POONER AWARD!!
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Sub 3 moid incel cortisol spike framemogged while jestergooning
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>let jannies move thread again
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Wow
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Why is /soy/ so shit nowadays?
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this 'log needs some COLOR
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let jannies move thread again
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HAZBIN BOARD
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OPERATION: WAR ON NAS

IT IS A FACT THAT NAS IS KILLING /SOY/. (YOU) WILL HELP SAVE THE PARTY.

BOMB THE LOG BY DEPLOYING ALL YOUR NVKES AND BIBISI LAUNCHERS. IT VILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE JOONS START MAKING VALID /SOY/ RULE 2 BANS
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HAZBIN BOARD
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NVking this shit log
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>what a wonderful cloudy day
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ITT we predict what quote's next move is gonna be
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act like you would normally. you're being extremely rude and grating unless that was your intention
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>I… I CAN'T CATTY WIPE! ACKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
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>Windows Embedded POSReady 7
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>Gemmy wholesome tranime is shit, i love unoriginal soyjak threads instead
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UH OPH FROGSISSIES, WHAT IS THIS????????
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cob on the 'log
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>TFW you could've found love and started a family but instead decided to waste 12 years of your life fighting da jooos on /pol/ only to discover that it was made by a member of the kike cabal.
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don't let baiters ruin soytans reputation…
>quote
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Happy Valentine's Day! soywholesomers
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>/soy/
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>the year is 2028
>threads with soyjaks on soy/ get moved instantly to jak/
>nusoi, finally completed is slow and buggy becuase quote is a jeet additionally it is spyware used to datamine you
>pph reaches a new low
>porn is fully allowed, even ads on der shardee feature it
>gooning threads, metawhining and bp blogposts are more present than ever
>doll gets hit by a train and dies
>tiktok and xitter normgoys create a more popular and nusoi welcoming splinter
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IP ADDRESSES FROM LOLI THREADS ON 4CHAN'S /B/

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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Has anyone made a real life neutralplier cake? I think this would be really gemmy. I want a neutralplier cake.
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DEPLOYING BIBISIS…

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why do soyim think that jannies can control the namerolls my application have been recently accepted and there's nothing i can do about namerolls except for the mod tripcode
i've checked /j/'s catty and we laugh at soyim for thinking that we can manipulate namerolls
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who wins


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>juden sind schlecht, weil… sie sind es einfach, ok?
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Soydoom is canceled again let's go pepe
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I want to document chanosphere happenings on a wiki

Title. The only wiki that comes to my mind is EDramatica. Unfortunately it's a failtroll and pedo haven with some of the worst articles I've even seen but, at the same time, it's the only relatively well known place where I can actually post about what is happening on the *chans. Moreover, it is a site dedicated to such things and it can be helpful when it comes information about old internet culture or happenings. I'm not interested in their shock content. Should I register on their forums to ask the staff if I can make an account?
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At this point all this NAS brimstone has post-ironically become sharty culture in matter of like 3 days
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100% of incels would never actually rape a foid and would instead just talk about their aspie interests with them if given the chance
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So did I miss something? Why is NAS suddenly allowed?
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Valentine’s Day done right. 💘 Get access to EVERY blakED scene for ONLY $9.95~
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ITT we post our houses
I'll start
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Nusois aren't sending their best
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Digdug board
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THIS GOES UP
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lol
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women are extremely evil
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holy shit. this 'log looks like long-dead websites in it's last year. does that mean it's over?
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So did I miss something? Why is NAS suddenly allowed?
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>killing yourself to become a cartoon ghost girl in the afterlife
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HAZBIN BOARD
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its written in the talmud "the world is everywhere the same" if your a loser in your home country, you'll also be a loser wherever you go if you stupidly try to adapt to another culture you will make an ass out of yourself. just behave like yourself asshole
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So did I miss something? Why is NAS suddenly allowed?
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Toilets are psyop

Reminder that toilets are just a grotesque postmodern psyop that every /pol/chuddy fell for. Humans have only been using them for a few hundred years because of (((them))).
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HAZBIN BOARD
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>he who calls names is called himself
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>oh noes the bugs bros
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GEMMY VIDEOS THREAD
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Kuz went to the epstien island,there is no traces because he manipulated soyteens into removing his name
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>>>>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
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pipes won
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ITT we own nothing and be happy
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Hazbin board
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is /adv/ the only board left not full of trannies/porn on 4cuck
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NAS website
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will you be my valentine?
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watch fpe
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>Say the line squirreljak
<Nigga im gonna nut on you
>OH HELL NAW A DIDDY AHH SQUIRREL BLUD
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I like to search about cool war operation names in wikipedia just to look at who side won and not read the article itself.
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music thread
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Since frankie fey visited the 'ki, do you think she was aware that the sharty doxes people? If yes, she was aware of the incoming 'za, but made the video nonetheless. Does that mean the voldemort effect is fading and that a tranny is going to make a video essay calling us out?
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Pig poop
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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Homeless thread
>
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plappable mares and oreos
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anime website?
anime website.
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mlp board
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I had a dream where i visited a dark web version of the sharty
There were ‘p and gore in almost every thread and when i supersaged the threads people started calling me a retard
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Languages you like?

i really like listening to krauts speak, i don't understand a single inch of german but i really love hearing it.
I'm currently listening to this kraut making an essay about imageboard cultures as i browse the sharty, and can't help but realize how calming he sounds, even if amerimutts love to say german is a bad language
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Deltarune is an overrated gem
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Pig poop
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ITT: We post mares
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Is neolee offline?
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Digdug board
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the people want you to die. die now!
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Number jacks won doe
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If you think about it, MLP is just a westified slice of life anime and made into furshit.
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tiny white pecker
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Nusois don't know this oldGOD meme
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GEGGGGGGGG
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The Beatles is troon slop
Aphex twin is troonslop
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ade
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TOMBOY GENERAL

NUSOI Post Tomboys ITT
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there were like no ponyposts during amerimutt hours, all horsefuckers are eastern european poors
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>you are a nazi
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^
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I accidentally stepped on a snail today and i felt bad
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We should make more edits of this variant
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>breathing
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Add /msp/ back but ban anthony
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nu 'toss
('dru related)
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WE NEED A NEW RAID

For the past 3 months, we have seen a significant drop in raid activity. Do you know why? because WE DONT HAVE ANY RAID TARGETS.
We need to find a new site or game to raid, and it MUST be a gemmy target.
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STICK A STRAW INSIDE A NIGGAS BOOTYHOLE AND SUCK ALL THE DOO DOO FROM IT 2026
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DEBUG | ugrd.InitramfsGenerator | [check_included_or_mounted] Function returned string: All included files were found.
DEBUG | ugrd.InitramfsGenerator | All dependencies found in CPIO.
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* Generated initramfs for kernel: 6.12.68-gentoo-dist
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soiniggers
R: 15 / I: 6

blogpost thread

what video games does /soy/ play?
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hello mi nombre sam hyde let me be a huge burden on people and be an obnoxious seething retard. i am an issue somebody kill me now
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soicucks lost
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Nate can you get a bigger pecker it looks disgusting
R: 31 / I: 14
Why are you afraid to watch mlp
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my third eye has awoken
no more lies, no more filth
just pure
just pure
they will all know soon…
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ITT we quote youtube videos

>Why Inbreeding is Terrible AND Amazing
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OPERATION: uhhhhhh

OPERATION uhhhh itt uhhhhhhhhh we uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhum uhm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
with ids
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 4 / I: 3
watch mlp
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Imagine spending 12 hours every day on soyjak.st replying to every thread with your autistic niche. What compels someone to do this?
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Nusois………..
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stop spamming anime you faggot!
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newcomer here im bored and dont know what to put here ok thank you
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TRVTHNVKE found on the tube
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❤️
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Hopefully when hitler 2.0 assumes power you get thrown into a mass grave because holy shit how can someone be this useless to society. These are the people dependent on the taxpayer funding their government subsidies to survive. Maybe if you were mentally impaired, I could justify it, but you're obviously capable of communicating with people and forming cohesive thoughts, so you really just are a parasite. Perhaps you're still in education, in that case you could be spending this valuable time studying, interacting with people, or finding a parttime job to pay off future expenses. Instead this is what you do with your free time. Fuck you nigger I fucking hate you. We need total autist annihilation if we want societal rejuvenation. Whoever the next hitler is needs to implement eugenics and social darwinism immediately because holy fuck we can't live with people like this.
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>the 'log
R: 15 / I: 7

What the fuck did i just witness?

More details once I’m done processing whatever just happened
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Animation Meme thread
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du bs decide if i goon or not
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>is dem false flags y theres so much soytan goon slop it's der fuggen jerdee shiiiiiiiiiiet
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hehehe! it is de dancing svede! it is a svedish vwin!
R: 3 / I: 1
>using this gif when someone gets raped by the nameroll
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Can fags be Intellectuals??

I've given up dating women; primarily, their diverse and widely differing character traits put me off. I wouldn't describe myself as bisexual, although I do think it would be more complete for me to venture into the world of homoeroticism and find someone somewhat similar to me. It's important to me, however, that my partner is rather calm and thoughtful. Now, my empirical observations have contradicted me: faggots have always been loud and trivial. Nick Fuentes fits this image, he is ideological, unbearably loud, and has completely submitted to the mematic sociolect.I can't stand people like that and long for someone with whom I can engage in armchair philosophy on the balcony during a cold winter. Of course, I'm fully aware that generalizing from a few examples to the whole group is unreasonable and, above all, illogical, but so far nothing has changed my mind. What do you guys think?
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you WILL make more fagjaks with reactionjak

>
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>I met a man who seems to be into gentle femdom, I'm looking for ideas how to spice things up and play into his kinks. What do you guys like? Post videos, I'd love to see what I could do to him.
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>rape
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ITT: We post the worst brimstone we have saved on our PCs
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Other than an easily-hidable goonslop thread, the catty seems to be normal, great job?
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Did you know if you type 2 hashes into subject field it will say im trans btw
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POOPSON THREAD
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A WILD TRUNELLA HAS APPEARED!

!

>🌢LEAK

<✡ACT ["YWNBAW"] ["YOU'RE VALID"]
^🖐︎MERCY
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Is it aryan to piss off jannies by spamming urgents?
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Im so fucking bored can we do something
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Remember when i warned you to ’not let the devil in disguise take the bride’s hand’?
That was 8 months ago.
Do you get it now?
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What does nusoi and nigger mean? I’m come from India I don’t understand English very sorry😣 award
R: 0 / I: 0
Well, take a ‘jak and rub it on a ‘jak,
Then that ‘jak gets all gemmed,
Not too sure what’s up with that.
soooooy-jak party!
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quooooote ban anime and everything I dislike
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hunky twink sex machine decides what aryan gemmies i goon to today
R: 1 / I: 0
>soy
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SAY IT WITH ME im trans btw
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Nigga it's over
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R: 2 / I: 1
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soytan culture thread

ITT: appreciation of soytan culture
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GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>saying keys instead of kys
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nigger website
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/jager/ won
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R: 1 / I: 0
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fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 6 / I: 2

OPERATION: uhhhhhh

OPERATION uhhhh itt uhhhhhhhhh we uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhum uhm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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:3
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Have you noticed when frankie fey made her video about 'jaks, /soy/ became NAS garbage?
R: 0 / I: 0
>CSS animations
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>Burger is better than sandwich
R: 4 / I: 2
Mcartneyjak LOST
soyjak neo WON
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 50 / I: 24
Soyjack him
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OHH YESS TIME TO START FORCING THE NEW TROONSLOP ON THE 'LOG BY FLOODING THE 'CATTY AND OR QUOTING ANYONE EVEN IF IT'S IRRELEVANT WITH MY AUTISTIC INTERESTS!!
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R: 20 / I: 6

CACA COOKING TUTORIAL

Okay 'teens, today I'm gonna tell you how to cook a caca to make some yummy drum bass

Step 1:
You are gonna need to find a caca first, the easiest way to do this is on the street if you aren't ugly, but if you are ugly then you can use rolex block game

Step 2:
Okay so you now have a caca, it won't shut up and it's alerting it's caregivers so you will need to use some duct tape on its mouth or use your hand

Step 3:
Ack it, make sure to do it in a way that won't contaminate it or turn it to mush

Step 3.5 (optional):
If your caca is a nigger, kike or jeet you will have to wash it, if it is a jeet make sure to use soap

Step 4:
Get out your cutting board and slice into it and remove the bones, there are a lot of small bones in a caca so I recommend researching them

Step 5:
Prepare any extra flavorings and put it on the caca, garlic is my personal favorite

Step 6:
Put it on an oven tray and put it in the oven at around 250 degrees celsius

Step thrembo:
Wait and scroll /soy/ for around Ϫ0 minutes

Step 7:
Leave the caca to cool, make sure to NOT post an image of it on the sharty because that will get you banned

Step 8:
Eat
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>just shut the fuck up
>go terrorize someone else
>you are jealous of me, i know it
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>Sniff
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Son
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>no gigas on the 'log
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Soydoom should be cancelled
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>mfw i see vids of niggers getting killed and beaten ☺️
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>I love muh wife :O *gets cucked*-AAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
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>I wonder if she is into Nintendo
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I think the Lynxnigger is the goodest attentionGOD of the day, and xe should become my wife's BVLL btw if that matters. though
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>MAYBE IF I KEEP SOYQUOTING PEOPLE WITH A WILD CAT I'LL BECOME A REAL WOMEN!
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>le
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>OHH YESS TIME TO START FORCING THE NEW TROONSLOP ON THE 'LOG BY FLOODING THE 'CATTY AND OR QUOTING ANYONE EVEN IF IT'S IRRELEVANT WITH MY AUTISTIC INTERESTS!!
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>Alltså är det bara jag eller kommer vi alla liksom switcha på våra homies som inte äter bajs hela 2026 alltså? Jag älskar bajs skitmycket. De som inte äter bajs är inte mina homies längre alltså. För grejen är ju att jag är trött på alla oskrivna regler vi har i det här samhället liksom. Jag har switchat upp på alla mina, alla mina vänner, min tjej, allihopa, om de inte äter bajs med mig. Alltså, det där är fake ass bitches.
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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>how i escaped the far right pipeline
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R: 8 / I: 5

soyak

i miss when this board used to be about bald man with glasses
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>Riiiiiiiiiiick! They called me a tranny again on the soicuckparty can you buy me another android sex doll from an intergalactic pawn shop for me again rick…. erm i-i-i-i-its um.. umumumumum…. not for gooning it's for a science experiment at school and…. it'd be really c-c-c-cool if you bought me another one
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:3
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What you gonna do with that tiny white pecker timothy
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Metamorphosis is a gem. If you don't agree, go fuck yourself, Nusoi.
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>ohh my GOD! WTF IS THAT!? OH MY GOD WHAT are they DOING THATS…DISGUSTING!!!!! what was that…the FUCK was that why was-why was it that color?
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New SMV just dropped
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hello and good morning my beautiful friends <3
have a lovely day
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happy valentine's day, /soy/
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this board is fucking dying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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MFW i see quote's fat booty in the streets of london
R: 1 / I: 0
>happy new year!
>happy valentines day!
>april fools!
>happy halloween!
>merry christmas!
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pooping in the urinal
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>yeah im an oldfag, lets see what this oldfag culture is all about…..
>WELCOMING AND EDUCATING NEWCOMERS? NOOOOOOO
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Put all baitspammers in a cage where they will (unarmed) beat each other to death and whoever wins gets the title of the best shartybaiter and will get all the reppies he needs
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PRESS X TO HEIL HITLER
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Rest in piss soydoom thread
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it’s rape day my dudes.
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Can janitors clean up all the zelligpedos at least
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which zellig character is built for bbc?
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RUSSIAN COAL MINE COLLAPSE

ITS NEARLY OVER GEEEEG TTD

>here before 'ACK
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In an era in which the subject disappears behind the shimmering veil of
hyper-mediality, the imageboard functions as the ultimate purgatory of identity. It is the radical answer to Marxian alienation, transformed into the digital ether of the 21st century.
Here, in the toxic depths of anonymous threads, a paradoxical catharsis takes place. While neoliberalism forces us to curate our “self” as a brand, the board offers total depersonalization. The “anonymous” is no longer a human being, but a mere vector for memetics—a simulacrum, as Baudrillard would have predicted, that no longer represents reality, but replaces it.
Alienation reaches its zenith in the aesthetics of shock. We stare into the abyss of the screen until the abyss begins to write greentexts. It is an escape from the “authenticity” that overwhelms us in the physical world, into a collective psychosis that masquerades as freedom. The individual dies a digital death, only to be reborn as an amorphous part of a swarm that knows no morality, only lulz.
Ultimately, the imageboard is the monument to our inability to coexist with our own existence. We are strangers in our bodies, strangers in our jobs—so we become ghosts in the machine.
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reminder to newgods who havent got SPA
sharty has emojis!
here are some
a24chudeuromuttimpishnojaksisasoytantrvkewewsprokejakslfoverjacobsonfactcoal
R: 474 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 330 / I: 223
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 129 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 389 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: