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The 'log is fucking exploding somebaldi do something
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WHO'S DROPPING ALL THESE TRVTHENVKES ON THE LOG?
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>pol having higher pph
Shut it down
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check log
p'
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Help please

So Massie tweeted this this morning, this it got removed by twitter, then Massie tweeted he isn't suicidal. They're trying to kill him. He exposed that Saudi who liked the torture video Epstein sent him.
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hi /soy/ i'm drunk again. 6 AND A HALF BEERS DEEP going for 12 beers again
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bomb
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>the jerdee is bombing us
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ITT we gem up the ‘log with the silliest transgender cat girl memes or I’ll bonk your silly head

BLÅHAJ EDITION!!!
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ronald if you hear us please ronald, please cattywipe with babybot
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fat hunky thread

post these fat hunkies
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Quotw whose wider than he is tall who slobbers all over bbc, tongue curling around his blak bull's foreskin desperately cleaning his yummy yummy smegma underneath his untainted blak superior foreskin, head moving back and fourth in a hypnotic rhythm as he throats master's bbc awaiting the moment his throat is flooded with superior blak semen. Enjoying every second gawking on master's chocolate colored cock, looking up at his bull with puppy dog eyes watching as his bull twitches in pleasure above me.
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I made another thread but I was posting only screenshots like a faggot

Here's the 4cuck /b/ loli thread IPs

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican/IPs
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Anime is an outlet for breeding cattle

Now before I start, I must make this clear. That this does NOT apply well to the average normie anime fan, rather this applies to the average anime fan who is an imageboard user or who is in a community that may not be considered mainstream or be well-known. Which is the type of people whom I will be talking about in this thread and believe to be cattle.
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ALONG WITH THAT, not all modern Japanese media can be considered slop. You may consider the majority to be slop or not, but even some of it can be good.
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It should be obvious that some of the language i will be using is a bit symbolic and metaphorical. Keep that in mind before reading.
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Now with all of that addressed, let us begin.
I believe anime or modern Japanese media is a particular form of a disease type which has negatively affected many people dearly.
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This disease type is basically numbing the cattle to have a distorted view of the environment they live in, so they cannot understand the reality around it and see the horrors happening right in front of them.
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There’s many examples of this disease type, of which you may already have in mind. Social media, television, vidya, film, shows and etc, all of this isn’t entirely bad, but is used by this disease type in order to carry out its duty.
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Now back to the topic, anime/modern Japanese media. This form of the disease has a special charm which gives it a unique advantage to spread more effectively over its counterparts. It is effective at targeting individuals which may not know how to properly communicate to others. This will be very beneficial to the disease.
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When the target first encounters it, he is intrigued by it’s charm and falls for it, the disease has now gained a host to do its duty. Now since the host in question is an social outcast, (for he cannot communicate properly to others.) which can contribute to the host not having a sense of identity, the disease overtime makes it apart of the host’s identity, for the disease is the only option he knows of to gain a sense of his identity. The disease itself harms the host with degeneracy it brings, but the host doesn’t mind as the disease has numb him and become apart of himself. Now the disease has also given him a way of socializing with people which are others like himself, and of course, breed degeneracy among each other. The disease, since he has now become apart of the host, makes both of them share the same goals which have become intrinsic to the host, rewarding the host very greatly. The host has gained a sense of identity and a way of socializing, and the disease a complete carrier which it can use to transmit itself onto others. Socialization is a very important tool for both and is often used.
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The host now goes on his way to spread the disease as much as possible onto potential new hosts, some people fall for the charm of the disease and become degenerates themselves. The majority do not, and ignore the tricks of the disease and are disgusted by it effects. But soon, the disease’s rapid spread has forced people to either fight or not.
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If these people decide to fight, they must fight with great effort, for the carriers goals are intrinsic which bring about great rewards to the person if achieved, and will make them a more difficult opponent to fight against. Unless a janny or something else can be used as a triumph card to guarantee an effortless victory. On the other hand, if they were to lose or not fight, the majority would become degenerates, or flee and leave their board/place of socialization and have it become a shell of its former self, now a place of degeneracy. If a few non-infected decided to stay, they would either be forced to eventually become a degenerate due to their conditions, force their sanity to be upheld, or come into their sense and finally leave.
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The carriers, if they have won, have successfully, gained a new place where new people have become mentally castrated cattle (or not if they decided to flee.) of which degeneracy will flourish in.
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This is what I present as a consequence for disease in a person and if it were to be spread if not stopped.
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Shut up nigger
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, how could you tell?
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Shut up nigger
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>spamming nuclear explosions on the ‘log
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>NOOOO ZELLIG IS NOT SHARTY CULTURE
then explain this, you can't!
Checkmate!
Sad!
ZWABAG
Zellig is Sharty Culture
FPE is niggerbrim
(it's been in the top 10 since the wiki launched, nigger, so if i see any of you 60 iq jiggleboons saying NOOO ITS 2024 N SHIEET you're a nigger)
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Troontuber ChibiReviews who defends loli and tranimeslop and has an utter brimstone 'xitter account apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis best friend) and lost everything
What if we 'oxed xer just to troll xer even more?
armyarmy2, how could you tell?
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Shut up nigger
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THE JERDEE IS BOMBING US
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Let the bomb explode?
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^
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Shut up nigger
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cattywipe explosion

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>shitting in the shower
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fuck it i quit this site
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Shut up nigger
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DOCTOOOS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED MY HOUSE GOT DESTROYED
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qlmjeyla
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, how could you tell?
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award
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Hitler is my hero
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'rans toss
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OH FUCK
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>being a soyjak fictionkin
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why is everybody putting their emails in the email bar?
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Cobson made this thing
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>required email id verification
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why are you niggerkikes addicted to this mediocre bitch Cobblefag? her hands are built like a fucking pink pearl eraser stored in some kindergarten crayon box.
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chibireviews posted some tuff ahh respone against his bigoted haters or whatever
https://x.com/ChibiReviews/status/2022484772216353003
>i live out of hecking spite or whatever
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quote likeability poll or however the census is taken


WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON THIS GOY?
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i got 4 bags of skittles for free AMA
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nu 'toss
('dru related)
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>If you rape a rapist, total number of rapists goes up
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>complaining about something that wont even effect you
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>>>/nate/
>>>/fap/
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo - development update and VA recruitment thread

Hello! This is the first C:SPϪ development thread. (previously known as fnac2).
We are sorry for the radio silence the last few months, we had a few problems, but now the team is working hard to complete this project.
We need help with a few things, mostly VA related. We need (You) to record sounds for the a24 hecking bonechilling jumpscarerinos, among other things.
We are looking for: Chud, Impjak, Meximutt(with farting sounds), Cobson, Janny(angry screaming), long-dead websitecuck, and a deep masculine laugh.
We are also looking for sound designers, we still need quite a few sounds effects for the game.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
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Soyjak Party,

What in the pixelated circus is going on here?

Giga posters, you are not titans. You are copy paste factories with delusions of grandeur. Every thread turns into a monument to your own recycled ego. If bandwidth had a complaint box, it would be stuffed with your usernames.

Frog posters, I get it. Amphibians are funny. But when every punchline is the same green face stretched into the thousandth variation of the same smirk, it stops being culture and starts being wallpaper. You have turned irony into a screensaver.

Vlodson spammers, I do not know what ritual compels you, but flooding every discussion with the same tired chant is not a personality. It is a broken alarm clock that nobody asked to set. Spam is not substance. It is just noise wearing a name tag.

Baiters, congratulations on discovering that saying the dumbest possible thing gets attention. So does pulling a fire alarm in a library. You are not masterminds of chaos. You are toddlers with a megaphone, proud of the echo.

And nusois, welcome to the board. Truly. But please, for the love of coherent conversation, lurk before you lunge. Posting your first thought like it is a revelation carved in marble does not make you bold. It makes you background radiation.

This place could be a gladiator arena of wit. Instead it feels like a food court where everyone is screaming over each other about whose tray is the most ironic.

Tighten up. Post better. Think once. Then maybe twice.
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>QUOTECORD IS TRYING TO STEAL MY DATA ITS THE FUGGEN QUOTECOOOORD
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>XHES FUCKING ADMIN 6 OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>murder
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>What if we all post nas
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get on cs soy cracka the gamesesh is live
css.soyjak.st
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if yu notice da shardee bad u da htsm
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Armpit fetish vvqn
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Stay safe guys…
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>>*happens*
><fuggen meds mane fake like the holocaust ev&oe every scientist confirmed it was 6,000,000 and 271k was faked by nazi officials to (unsuccessfully) make themselves look less bad
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>*happens*
<fuggen meds mane fake like the holocaust ev&oe every scientist confirmed it was 6,000,000 and 271k was faked by nazi officials to (unsuccessfully) make themselves look less bad
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Time-wasting question
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>QLMJEYA
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made this bait and switch to troll faggots on 'der 'cord, any tips to improve it?
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What if we all post nas
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>GOOOOOOOK RIDAAAAAAAAAH
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i left this site like a year ago and this is the bullshit y'all gone to. what the fuck are you all doing?
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Happy Valentines day /soy/ :-)
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im not letting you forget about this
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gem nas
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mmm…I love soda. It tastes amazing, and you can still get buff when drinking it. It mogs Soylent any day of the week. What kind of soda do you like?
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Whos your valentines?
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ok ias doesn't matter anymore so listen to this gem because you just should ok
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What would you do in this situation?
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>everyphono here
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Posted an IP grabber to a loli thread on der 'cuck
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Why do foids hate me so much?
I dindu nuffin and foids are just calling me "creepy" or some shit like that
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https://cytu.be/r/quotestream
GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN
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Raping hours
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Well /soy/?
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Delicious! sisa
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soytan love thread

ITT we discuss soytan culture
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Do you organize your 'jaks?
>(You)
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Microsoft Windows
Version 6.1 (Build 7601: Service Pack 1)
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The Windows Embedded Standard operating system and its user interface are protected by trademark and other pending or existing intellectual property rights in the United States and other countries.
This product is licensed under the Microsoft Software License Terms to:
NiggersTongueMyAnus
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consume sproke and bibisea
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oh my sisa
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im trans btw

How to get renal failure in 2 weeks!
Eat over 500 ibuprofen tablets in 2 weeks
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Mlp is aryan doe
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Nigger

Cado
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>Summoning Rapisomo to rape him
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yesphono
nophono
everyphono
randomphono
maybephono
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‘Cados ass on the ‘log fuck off nusois
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>well that just happened
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Nigger

GEG eat shit nusois
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🐱 cute meowl videos ❤️
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Have a gem in a time of coal
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>raping randomphono
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>my wife got raped infront of me…
<WAOOOOWW REALLY?! JUST LIKE THAT ONE SCENE IN THE LAST EPISODE OF BERSERK!!
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this is our mindset

between 2017 and 2021 4chan was filled with discorders and still is, but not as much anymore one of them just so happened to be a soyposters
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Nate I don't like your tiny white pecker
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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OH NONONONONO NUSOIKEKS WHATS THIS?
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>Delcatty is standing on her hind legs and she is mad.png
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send chudettes doing gemeralds (like this one right here in the video) to give hopium to those finding their perfect one.
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Quote it's time for your cookie
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check raid

Niggers are saging the /raid/ thread on that girl that made an hour long sncanvke on soyaks and wojaks and are having a clitty meltdown
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First one to get Alicia name roll has to Troon out

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new soyjak.party culture
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and dont MOOOOODS me on that, you can find it on the internet in like 6 or 7 seconds
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>Nate I don't like your tiny white pecker
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Nate what in the hay is that tiny pecker of yours
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>Nate what in the hay is that tiny pecker of yours
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>cortisol spike be like
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dont quote me with epstein gigger though
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I just got diagnosed with renal failure. My kidneys are dying.
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NOTES THREAD
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NU REDDIT SEETHERALD MINE

r/myboyfriendisAI is a reddit page where schizoids pretend ChatBBC is their husband/wife. Today, ChatGPT got rid of the 4o model they used that actually enabled this shit, replacing it with a model that rejects users trying to call it their bf/gf and gives factual responses. Naturally this is generating a ton of leakage.
TL;DR find funny shit from the reddit page below and post for everyone to geg at
https://www.reddit.com/r/myboyfriendisAI/
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>killing yourself
Hast thou any plans for Valentine's day? Me neither
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'jak me /soy/
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Tamers12345 Mass Report Raid

Report this nigger for posting mlp epi like pic related
https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLP/videos
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>post furry animation memes itt
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Hello
This website fucked my brain development but sometimes I look back at threads from 22-23 and I crack up just like the first time
Goodbye
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>being an obese black guy
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Memories that I never experienced
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nigger epislop forced tranny meme nigger vantablak coal threads
quote jsida dnb site
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what are you guys doing today?
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>you will marry blak girls
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hey guys it's my birthday today
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>oh my sisa
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THIS NORMGROID STREAMER CALLED COBSON THE ANGRY WOJAK AND XE REACTS TO DER 'CORD MEMES SO GEM UP XIS CHAT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dp7WcvG5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dp7WcvG5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dp7WcvG5w
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sometimes I feel like I have a superiority complex over most people in terms od free thinking but I don't want to become an asshole about it
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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you will marry blak girls
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i poop on sidewalks at midnight
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post furry animation memes itt
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Soy culture to some extent depends on libfarts holding power. A countercultural community like the 'party loses its punch when it has its preferred politicians in power. Compare it to 2020, when retard libshit was at its peak and soyjak culture was at its most PVRE.
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Do you think self inserting as Bimmyjak will replace neutralplier?
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Soyjack party shutting down will be the beginning of the Great Meme Reset
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Meep. Nipah~
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>No one deserves the d-ACCCCCCCK!
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>You have been banned from /soy/ for the following reason:
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>5. Posts that do not pertain to the topic or theme of the board may be moved or removed.
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>We recommend you visit the /qa/ board for further discussions.
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>Your ban was filed on Friday 13 February, 2026 and expires 67 seconds from now, which is on Friday 13 February, 2026
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>SMD export can be optionally tailored to suit GoldSrc's limitations
<elaborate
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>SMD export can be optionally tailored to suit GoldSrc's limitations
<elaborate
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whys the log so brimmy as of now first zoo shit now pedo shit?
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'Jak potential?
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i love rats
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Hallo, wie gehts?
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/mell/ - mellstroy general

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>GO BACK FAGGOT

>IM NOT OBSESSED I SWEAR
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>NAS daily
>Mudslime

Quote has connections with Saudi Arabia?
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this fucking fatass faggot shit talked me. I was playing siege with my friends, then they start shit talking me, but I try to ignore it but they keep shit talking. Then they fucking kick me. Now I am feeling very pissed, this fatass nigger specifically is always saying "huhuhuhu you're such a chud huhuhuhu" and now I want to beat the shit out of him. I fucking hate some people so much I fucking hate these faggot normgroid niggers
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Are spaghetti western movies inherently soy award
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'OX AND 'APE, GUYS! 'OX AND 'APE!
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>Reporting the personal army recruitment center for hosting targeted harassment party raids (the hateful bigoted wojak website)
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>images.steamusercontent.webp
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Ukrainian rose raping nigger
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i jakked this image of avril lavigne someone posted the other day
>
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ITT we pretend this is a CC thread and act like foids

how does having a scrote touch your clitty feels like?
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tommorow is rape day, prepare hehehe.
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>men are visual creatures?
>yeah all they care about is our female bodies
>…
>anyway here's why I keep falling in love with a fucking language model aka calculator simply because it keeps stroking my ego
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ITT: post things you found in the 3rd world on jewgle maps
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Do you think listening to music is a vice? I think it is
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sam hyde reference?

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you are a morbidly obese nigger with red lips, literal, who lurks on the sharty all day without contributing because your IQ is too low to formulate anything of quality
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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TRVKE

You're not that special, you're not that unique, and you're certainly not great. You're average or slightly above average at best.
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I AM FREE FROM DNB…

IT IS AMERIMUTT HOURS…

AND I HAVE DOXING ENERGY COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS
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Kill cannibals
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yall some crusty ass niggas i aint even gotta say nun
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When's the cytube
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RAPE QUOTE
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BBC cum on their feet
BBC cum in their throats
BBC cum on their bosoms
BBC cum in their slits
BBC cum in their anuses
TWP cum on the ground!
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its time to raid twitch streams
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What would you do if you sent back to the time when jesus is about to be crucified?
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>using gentoo linux as a bootloader for a windows 7 virtual machine that loads on startup
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if you're not attracted to tall women you are a pedophile in denial
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Nah fuck yall
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>Superstition is fake
<reddit nigger space
>Today is friday the 13th, considered by many of the superstitious variety to be a day of, "unfortunate" occurrences
<reddit nigger space
>many normies are going to be asking their female acquaintances to be their "valentines", naturally many will be rejected
<reddit nigger space
>many low IQ will atrribute this misfortune to the friday the 13th hoax
<reddit nigger space
>this will most likely result in a "should've waited until after the 13th" sort of trend on tiktok
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>Five Nights At Cobsons: Xister Location
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I got 6 words for yalls
1 yall niggas is busted
3 yall niggas is dusty
4 yall niggas is busted
6 yall niggas is triflin
and i skipped 2 and 5 cause none of yall loser ass bum ass busted ass dusty ass triflin ass good for nothing lame ass niggas is good enough for it
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i used to fuck with this website heavy till yall niggas doxed my fav porn creator
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if soytan is soylent does that mean she is a cuck
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a reminder among all the bait…
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>Um… W-will you be my valenti-
<OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!! YOURE TRYING TO EPI ME! KILL YOURSELF PEDONIGGER SHOTAFAG FOID KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF NAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
R: 6 / I: 3
>a reminder among all the bait…
R: 9 / I: 2
What if Jesus comes soon and blows up the world?
R: 1 / I: 1
Ain't no way this site still kicking in the big 26
R: 38 / I: 8
181.167.168.50

THIS NIGGER MADE A 'KI ACCOUNT CALLED "CUNNY"
R: 12 / I: 0
I've spend like 3 hours on this and it still looks like something made by chris chan. how do drawfags do this raisin
R: 6 / I: 4
>2026 sharty is the best era
R: 6 / I: 2
>2026 sharty
>Log on, Quoteflare screening proxy prompts me to solve the captcha.

<Select all squares with dead nigger babies.


>Solve it, open the site. Favicon.png is HTSM coinslot

>Gore 'p flashes on my screen, Tor browser opens 3 onion links.
>Close Tor.
>Look at the home page. An announcement in red text at the top of the page says:

REMEMBER NUSOIS, YOU HACKED 4CHAN AND YOU VILL FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND AGAINST RULECUCKING. SHARTY 'ZELLIG 'CORD: cordni.gg/AWnaiwdn

>Only available boards are /soy/, /fpe/, /qa/, /cado/ and /gem/.

>Open /soy/.
>Mostly NAS, one soyquote thread, a looped raid thread from 2 months ago, and a metawhining thread that asks jannies to

<UNBAN DEM COCOMELON KID GROOMING RAIDS MANE FUGGEN JERDEE


>Open the soyquote thread.

>It's a "soybait" thread with gif that instantly switches to babyjak porn as picrel.
>Hover my mouse cursor over the report button
>'nished instantly, ban message:

^You have been banned. Reason: your IP did not make a request to soyjak.xxx/rules.html yet.


>Open rules.


<You WILL NOT make fun of soyboys.

<My Little Pony porn in thread OPs is mandatory on all boards.
<You WILL NOT respond with 'sentient nameroll'.
<You WILL NOT announce your reports.
<Posting critic of the Order of the Nine Angels is FORBIDDEN.
<Posting 'p on /cado/ is FORBIDDEN, unless it's a coinslot. Use other boards if you need to fill your 'p stash.

>What the fuck.

>Move a slider to the picture with EXACTLY 3 Applejacks to post.
>Post a thread with a soyjak, put MLP diaper porn in the corner of the OP.
>An alert shows up:

<Unrecognized file hash. If you wish to post OC, upload it to gems.soyjak.xxx and send the link in the IRC to whitelist it.


>Fuck this shit site. At least there is a raid of some sort.

>Open the raid thread.
>It's a Roblox 'cord raid.

<personalarmy.png

<OPERATION: TOTAL CHILDREN GROOM
<KIKES' KIDS ARE ON THE 'BLOX 'CORD SERVER. SPAM 'P

>Alright, I think I'll dox some troon next

>My computer's speakers say

<You have been deemed as the enemy of The Party. Bigotry will not be tolerated. Do you wish to continue using the site?


>Sure, I guess. I have nowhere else to go, even doe 4cuck is better at this point.

>Yes, I wish to keep using the site.

<Due to your standing with the soyboy community, a Kolyma mind control cyber enhancement chip will be installed, just like in your heckin' Soyberpunk.. Try to relax.


>Marge…

>My computer cords and wires unplug and start wrapping around my arms and legs. The power cord starts strangling me.
>OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOG FUCKING TOES DOLL SOOT ROOT KUZ QUOTE OR WHATEVER HELP
>Limeade breaks into my room holding some small metal rectangle. I pass out.
R: 0 / I: 0
>>15169759(OP)
Dox this guy ibndou we're on an anonymous imageboard
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Shotout to the Fnf nigger and pizza box spammers
R: 577 / I: 165

soytan culture thread

ITTA: WE DISCUSS SOYTAN CULTURE , how could you tell?
R: 4 / I: 1
Me am have been on sharty all day
Me understimulated
Me and made so many bait threads
Me am adhd going spicy taki mode
R: 5 / I: 0
took a shit in a public urinal once
R: 0 / I: 0
i gawt buff ahnd ate pancayke mayne
R: 20 / I: 9
https://territorial.io/

raid territorial io or something

put [SOYJAK] after your name
R: 5 / I: 3
>Cows go moo, cats go home
R: 1 / I: 0
benjamin netanyahu PLS HELP ME MY CAR JUST BROKE DOWN
R: 1 / I: 0
>tfw I’ll have to delete all of my ‘jaks once the sharty gets shut down
R: 14 / I: 9
You may not like it nusois but this is what the average sharty user will look like in 2029. nothing you can to do stop it wite boi
R: 0 / I: 0
>quote won
R: 0 / I: 0
>You may not like it nusois but this is what the average sharty user will look like in 2029. nothing you can to do stop it wite boi
R: 10 / I: 6
>when the punchline is femdom
R: 389 / I: 64

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 94 / I: 44
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 473 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 329 / I: 222
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: