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Platejak

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>Though maybe you were looking for Slatejak?
Platejak is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Platejak is a soyjak variant based on a community post by the Youtube channel Tasting History With Max Miller where he poses with a plate of tiger nut cake in order to compare the cake with the size of his head.[2]

History[edit | edit source]

First Iteration[edit | edit source]

The variant was first conceived when a thread on /soy/ was posted with the screencap of the community post. The original iteration[3] was met with poor reception, being criticized as being overly detailed[4][5], being anti-aliased[6] which makes it more difficult to make edits for and the linework being too thin[7], which makes it too dissimilar to wojak[8][9] (see criteria 1 and 3 in this post). The poor reception to the trace led it to being called a turderald[10]. In terms of positive reception, Chuds have described it a nice NAS trace.

Second Iteration[edit | edit source]

Overshadowed by the third iteration, got almost no attention.

Third Iteration[edit | edit source]

A third version was posted to significantly better reception.[11] Chuds have described it as 'SHARTY SAVING', 'glistening', and 'the newest actual gemmy variant'. Within the thread, a falseflagger tried to pin the creation of the variant on DA COOOOOORD. A few posts later, he wound up turning face and described the variant as 'pretty gemmy'.[12]

Two-Plates[edit | edit source]

A less popular subvariant of Platejak exists, in which he is holding a second plate.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugw0jETJ62vAbYXJLJB4AaABCQ
  3. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067284
  4. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067314
  5. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067345
  6. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067347
  7. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067652
  8. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067392
  9. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067619
  10. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067465
  11. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067902
  12. ↑ https://archive.today/Hdhy9#p3067902
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