R: 64 / I: 54
Nigger board

R: 22 / I: 11
What would you do in this situation?

R: 3 / I: 2
anybody here watch onionzellig?

R: 0 / I: 0
Penis

R: 10 / I: 7
im autistic

R: 153 / I: 53

soytan culture thread

ITTA: WE DISCUSS SOYTAN CULTURE , how could you tell?

R: 7 / I: 3
hewwwo :3

R: 12 / I: 7
The kids are going somewhere

R: 0 / I: 0
You dropped this

R: 219 / I: 56
https://x.com/AntisWTF/status/2022099424093085932
why is he lying

R: 4 / I: 1
Don't soyquote me.
Don't reply to my threads.
We're Done.

R: 0 / I: 0
This is a good album

R: 13 / I: 8
can we lowk get a agugu thread started

R: 1 / I: 0
All Boards
forever
Reason: Faggot.
System

R: 96 / I: 45

Tamers12345 Mass Report Raid

Report this nigger for posting mlp epi like pic related
https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLP/videos

R: 3 / I: 2
apparently mustard is shutting down the sharty tommorow

R: 3 / I: 0
IF THEY WANT /SOY/, THEN SOYS WILL TAKE /QA/

R: 2 / I: 2

NUSOICACA BAITED BY BOOMER AI SLOP

Newest SPVAtard falls for the most obvious goynigger ai Youtube video featuring a supposed (((WW2 vet))) spouting SNCA burger politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPUaOfcXPY&t=180

There was a point in time when we where the most prolific baiters on the internet, when we where all but incomprehensible to all sides of the political spectrum- but now our community is filled with literal mouth-breathing autists.. I would say SID but no comment section nigger has ever posted here.

R: 0 / I: 0
Why is the log so full of tranime NAS brim JSID

R: 21 / I: 4
Thanks to everyone who submitted voice takes for this SMV. Hope you guys enjoy!

R: 22 / I: 7
We need to invent an "anti-htsm" a 'jak that can BTFO the niggers who post nothing but bait

R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we make a slopjak step by step though

R: 5 / I: 1
Post gems

R: 8 / I: 6
Meep. Nipah~

R: 0 / I: 0

long-dead website

, how could you tell?

R: 0 / I: 0
nobongo cares shit abok

R: 16 / I: 6
>
It is time to shut it down.
Post satania or write itoddler if you molest children

R: 0 / I: 0
this variant forcing thread

R: 18 / I: 6
Can we make soy lore for Vlodson?

R: 47 / I: 21
>indian "food"
what retard copes themselves into liking this

R: 190 / I: 87
:3

R: 10 / I: 3
Shotout to the Fnf nigger and pizza box spammers

R: 2 / I: 1
I love coal!

R: 2 / I: 1
Please come to /a/ anyone will do just some actual discussion

R: 8 / I: 5
maybe we should start killing people for no reason at all

R: 3 / I: 1
sharty I just shit my pants and eat fast food in my smelly room all day and I don't have a job all I do is jerk off and shit on the floor and scream what do I do now I'm 400 pounds and cant walk (this isn't bait this is real)

R: 2 / I: 0
is this a soyjak?

R: 10 / I: 2
today is friday the 13th

R: 109 / I: 39
So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?

R: 1 / I: 1
It's not clocking to you…it's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business is it?

R: 21 / I: 11
Do americans really microwave water because they cant afford a kettle?

R: 5 / I: 1
What should I do with $100 of AWS credits

R: 4 / I: 2
sharty I just shit my pants and eat burgers in my smelly room all day and I don't have a job all I do is jerk off and shit on the floor and scream

R: 1 / I: 1
nya~

R: 0 / I: 0
Hm hello

R: 2 / I: 0
wawa

R: 22 / I: 14
Look between the t and o keys of your keyboard

R: 31 / I: 16
my alcoholic wife Misato Katsuragi

R: 0 / I: 0
Look at this fallout 2 screenshot I took

R: 34 / I: 16
be honest if yall dont have these nas folders yall aint my friends ✌️

R: 7 / I: 5
steamusercontent poster rn

R: 1 / I: 0
Who let the mussies discover gigaflies

R: 0 / I: 0

Who has the biggest ass?

R: 3 / I: 1
This is true tho

R: 5 / I: 1
Tell me about your day

R: 8 / I: 7
Anime >>> soyjacks

R: 70 / I: 26
Which site/splinter is raiding us with tranime.

R: 9 / I: 6
ANIME I LOVE ANIME AZUNYAN IS SO HECKING CUTE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE I DO JOT MEAN SEXUALLY BUT I WOULD HUG HER ALL DAY LONG I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!

R: 126 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

R: 3 / I: 0
THE RULE CHANGED OYYYY

R: 1 / I: 0
What if quote was indian

R: 4 / I: 2
I just oversteeped my earl grey and then added too much baking soda my teatime is ruined i am going to cry

R: 8 / I: 6
https://territorial.io/

raid territorial io or something

put [SOYJAK] after your name

R: 1 / I: 0
Mcdonald's is for cannibals

R: 1 / I: 1
I WAS FLIPPING MY PHONE AND I HIT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING NUTS OUCH

R: 103 / I: 84
BBC cum on their feet
BBC cum in their throats
BBC cum on their bosoms
BBC cum in their slits
BBC cum in their anuses
TWP cum on the ground!

R: 26 / I: 15
Why are bri*ish whitebois like this?

R: 9 / I: 7
Muslims are IRL HTSMs

R: 3 / I: 0
pipe

R: 1 / I: 0
jager

R: 9 / I: 6
Anime > ponies > soyjaks

R: 0 / I: 0
look at all this garbage
now i remember why i drifted away these past months

R: 6 / I: 2
do you leave your 'jak folder unorganised or do you have folders based off variants or emotions o algo

R: 2 / I: 2
post ur impjak gemmies below

R: 4 / I: 4
ias

R: 28 / I: 17
>4cuck /a/ bans soyjaks on sight
>'arty doesnt ban anime
Anime won

R: 1 / I: 1
award

R: 1 / I: 1
Catastrophic cortisol spike == Average clitty leakage

R: 17 / I: 5
Well, nusoi?

R: 5 / I: 2
tranimefans, you know you can post that jap shit on /qa/

R: 5 / I: 1
Notice how all neo haters variants look the same

R: 2 / I: 0
I think Quote should turn the site off at 8 PM every night so everyteen can get a good night's sleep

R: 16 / I: 6
no words

R: 10 / I: 4
Imagine her vaginal muscles squeezing your dick like pliers

R: 14 / I: 8
Troontuber ChibiReviews who defends loli and tranimeslop and has an utter brimstone 'xitter account apparently got cvcked by a bvll (xis best friend) and lost everything
What if we 'oxed xer just to troll xer even more?
, how could you tell?

R: 1 / I: 0

Vlodson is an example of the blakpill

He’s an ugly niggerbaby if he was conventionally attractive like Cobson or gapejak he’d be a gem

R: 19 / I: 14
quote when i find you im going to rape you

R: 5 / I: 5
seeing anime on /soy/ fills me with chud rage

R: 19 / I: 7
GEMMY VIDEOS THREAD
don't be a selfish little fuck, contribute and bump

R: 2 / I: 1
soyquoting sucks it's better to self-insert as ugly bald men with glasses

R: 4 / I: 2
jannies are faggots if they don't delete this within 2 hours

R: 8 / I: 2
is this IAS?

R: 1 / I: 0
why do you guys threaten to rape males?

thats gay.

R: 1 / I: 0
fat furry nigger

R: 1 / I: 0
soyak won

R: 1 / I: 1
CARTOONS I GOON TO BE SHARDE CULTURE MANE

R: 4 / I: 2
I'd rather see this site be raided with 100% HTSM quotes than with 41% anime shit.
>fuggen sowee jaax

R: 45 / I: 35
Anime website btw

R: 3 / I: 1
me to le ✨cord✨

R: 2 / I: 1
THEY DISMEMBERED A BABY??????????

R: 0 / I: 0
Next person who posts a BBC gets admin

R: 3 / I: 0
new soyjak masco t

YUO WILL USE HER NOW fuggen jerdee

R: 2 / I: 0
if I had a superpower, I would make that I would know info that I want to know at the moment so I 'ox pedos and people I don't like
>but why won't you just ask for all the knowledge in the world
because muh brain will explode if I do

R: 1 / I: 0
Quote every anime fan with zhurdeecuks
>

R: 97 / I: 38
WE OXXED A MINECRAFT TROON

Stumbled upon a ‘craft troon brimming chuddy servers, decided to take a look at him and I managed to found breaches associated to xim

Also I’m going to attach here the database breaches associated to him as an html, in case you can find anything useful, tried to access some of his accounts but haven’t had any success with the passwords on the breaches, maybe the nusois here can do smth.

NAME: Reece O'Brien
Age: 19? (his age might be something approximated to 20 judging by the email.
Location: Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom (from xis steam)
Email: rkogaming2006@gmail.com
ip (tho this might have been his previous ip): 82.15.49.187

[+] Academia.edu: https://independent.academia.edu/itzowo
[+] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/itzowo.bsky.social
[+] Chess: https://www.chess.com/member/itzowo
[+] Cracked Forum: https://cracked.sh/itzowo
[+] Discord: https://discord.com
[+] Disqus: https://disqus.com/itzowo
[+] Duolingo: https://www.duolingo.com/profile/itzowo
[+] GitHub: https://www.github.com/itzowo
[+] HudsonRock: https://cavalier.hudsonrock.com/api/json/v2/osint-tools/search-by-username?username=itzowo
[+] Kick: https://kick.com/itzowo
[+] Memrise: https://www.memrise.com/user/itzowo/
[+] Monkeytype: https://monkeytype.com/profile/itzowo
[+] Pokemon Showdown: https://pokemonshowdown.com/users/itzowo
[+] Replit.com: https://replit.com/@itzowo
[+] Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/user.aspx?username=itzowo
[+] RuneScape: https://apps.runescape.com/runemetrics/app/overview/player/itzowo
[+] Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/itzowo
[+] Star Citizen: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/citizens/itzowo
[+] Steam Community (User): https://steamcommunity.com/id/itzowo/
[+] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itzowo
[+] Telegram: https://t.me/itzowo
[+] Tenor: https://tenor.com/users/itzowo
[+] VirusTotal: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/user/itzowo
[+] Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/itzowo
[+] Xbox Gamertag: https://xboxgamertag.com/search/itzowo
[+] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@itzowo
[+] last.fm: https://last.fm/user/itzowo
[+] osu!: https://osu.ppy.sh/users/itzowo
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Itz0wo ( https://archive.ph/OTJCY )
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ItzOwo ( https://archive.ph/xaurb )

Possible account

[+] Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/user.aspx?username=RKO_Gaming
[+] Shelf: https://www.shelf.im/RKO_Gaming
[+] Strava: https://www.strava.com/athletes/RKO_Gaming
[+] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@RKO_Gaming
[+] Telegram: https://t.me/RKO_Gaming
[+] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RKO_Gaming
[+] omg.lol: https://RKO_Gaming.omg.lol

R: 26 / I: 17
I wish more variants looked like this

R: 2 / I: 2
Watch mlp

R: 11 / I: 1
janny now i know, i was wrong, i messed up and now you're gone.
Janny, im sorry i neglected you, oh i never expectedly you to run away and leave this log so coaly.
Your bans right now would sound like music to me.
Please come back cause i miss you jannies.
>janny come home
Janny can't you see, i was blind I'll do anything to change your mind.
<instrumental space
More than a yellow dog, you're my best friend, too good to forget, come back, cause we are so gemmy, and forgive me for making you wanna go.
And now our catalog is blaker than the darkest coal.
Somewhere i hope you're reading my latest 3 word thread:
>Janny come home
<song slowly fades space

R: 0 / I: 0
>https://www.reddit.com/r/antiai/
Actual soyquote farm

R: 11 / I: 2
Post wojacks with pure hatred in them

R: 0 / I: 0
.

R: 7 / I: 3
Look at his tiny white pecker

R: 7 / I: 2
Political implications of this image?

R: 0 / I: 0
every england flag is quote

R: 10 / I: 2
what I would do to find a fat wife like this in the US

R: 4 / I: 0
KEK another normalfag nigger tried asking for my phone number today. When will scrotes learn that this pussy is for autistic white boys only?

R: 0 / I: 0

Please answer my question

Does it still count if you lose your virginity to a janitorAI chatbot? though

R: 3 / I: 1
/a/ sucks lol

R: 5 / I: 0
Quote should ban all porn except the porn I like

R: 6 / I: 0
>There are soyjak boards but no, it is not a soyjak website
Real quote by quote

R: 6 / I: 3
Soyjack xim

R: 8 / I: 1
what's a cytube

R: 13 / I: 5
Anime is keyed and winned. Quote me or leak if you are a pedophile

R: 2 / I: 1
a fish is not what swims a fish a retard an poop

R: 0 / I: 0
what if the reason why jannies aren't doing anything about NAS is being on /soy/ is because the jannies are posting NAS themselves out of hatred for the people here

R: 20 / I: 13
So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that NAS won?

R: 7 / I: 2

Nusois… not like this

Alright, listen up, Soyjak Party. I’ve had enough of watching Quote pretend it’s some kind of intellectual forum when it’s really just a Gigger-infested dumpster fire.

First of all, the Nusois are out here thinking they own the thread, spamming their soy takes like it’s a competitive sport. They cry over anime canon, oat milk ethics, and loli politics while Frog Posters are building actual culture, one rare Pepe at a time. And what do the Giggers do? They hop around like brain-dead NPCs, claiming Frogs are inferior while eating instant ramen and calling it gourmet.

Quote has become a highway for toxicity, and no amount of moderation can fix it. Every thread is:
•40% Nusois whining about “woke” anime opinions
•30% Giggers spamming memes with zero context
•20% Frog Posters trying to maintain civilization
•10% Soyjaks crying into their oat milk

It’s a mathematical fact, nerds: the chaos outweighs the culture. At this point, Quote isn’t a forum—it’s a training ground for keyboard bigotry and soy-induced rage. You think your 200-episode waifu collection makes you cultured? No. Being a bigot makes your Soyjak face sadder, and Quote is just amplifying it.

Honestly, the only way to save our sanity is to shut it down completely, let the Frogs migrate to greener pastures, and leave the Giggers and Nusois to implode in their own soy-stained tears. End of story.

Moral of the post: Quote = cancer. Frogs > Giggers. Nusois > canceled. And if you’re still defending it, maybe step back, grab a manga, and re-evaluate your life choices

R: 4 / I: 1
Alright, listen up, Soyjak Party. I’ve had enough of watching Quote pretend it’s some kind of intellectual forum when it’s really just a Gigger-infested dumpster fire.
<reddit nigger space
First of all, the Nusois are out here thinking they own the thread, spamming their soy takes like it’s a competitive sport. They cry over anime canon, oat milk ethics, and loli politics while Frog Posters are building actual culture, one rare Pepe at a time. And what do the Giggers do? They hop around like brain-dead NPCs, claiming Frogs are inferior while eating instant ramen and calling it gourmet.
<reddit nigger space
Quote has become a highway for toxicity, and no amount of moderation can fix it. Every thread is:
•40% Nusois whining about “woke” anime opinions
•30% Giggers spamming memes with zero context
•20% Frog Posters trying to maintain civilization
•10% Soyjaks crying into their oat milk

It’s a mathematical fact, nerds: the chaos outweighs the culture. At this point, Quote isn’t a forum—it’s a training ground for keyboard bigotry and soy-induced rage. You think your 200-episode waifu collection makes you cultured? No. Being a bigot makes your Soyjak face sadder, and Quote is just amplifying it.
<reddit nigger space
Honestly, the only way to save our sanity is to shut it down completely, let the Frogs migrate to greener pastures, and leave the Giggers and Nusois to implode in their own soy-stained tears. End of story.
<reddit nigger space
Moral of the post: Quote = cancer. Frogs > Giggers. Nusois > canceled. And if you’re still defending it, maybe step back, grab a manga, and re-evaluate your life choices

R: 4 / I: 0
why is he red?

R: 0 / I: 0
BTC (big trans cock) or BBC (big blak cock)?

R: 22 / I: 3
ITT First person to roll vlodson gets raped and gaped andnperma banned

R: 2 / I: 1
My favorite variants are el perro and nojak

<
>

R: 4 / I: 0
Mods, lets please enforce the rules against anti-Semitism, racism, white supremacy and related. Nazi wannabes have no place here; they just shit up the board. Ban them, prune them, deny them. No, neo-Nazi

R: 14 / I: 7
Should Fat Nigger Furry have an article on the 'ki? though

R: 7 / I: 2
Is he a gem

R: 0 / I: 0
Newfags is goona say what's a cytube award

R: 0 / I: 0
BBQ can't you just do the cytube now?

R: 1 / I: 1

Nusoiscacaploopagibregeilioscacas…

Nusois…
>entire whole log brimming with NAS COAL
Not like this KEKKKK
Quote shut it down

R: 1 / I: 0
If people fetishise fat women so much, why not find a fat gf instead of gooning?

R: 4 / I: 1
new 'toss

R: 69 / I: 44

/bar/

The bar is open one more time

R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 9 / I: 4
fat fuck

R: 5 / I: 0
hey guys, is it fine if i show my autistic trans friends this website?

R: 0 / I: 0
gooning to bbc

R: 2 / I: 1
i bought a lounge jacket and fancy pants so i can be like the soprano in real life and sit outside restaurants and smoke haha this is so awesome

R: 23 / I: 7
do you seriously like anal or you just like the idea of someone enjoying your asshole , how could you tell?

R: 20 / I: 6
faggot love thread

R: 45 / I: 13
ban the glorification of shootings on /pol/

R: 4 / I: 1
my dad's going to broke my phone in half for the third time because i didn't pass it after 3 hours sitting on it, but kept it for getting preparing to my exams, I'll miss you guys

R: 2 / I: 1
You dropped this

R: 5 / I: 4
Get

R: 4 / I: 2
damn what an ugly nose I feel bad for her, which in turn makes her somewhat endearing and attractive.

R: 6 / I: 0
Why don't you make use of the fact that blak sisas like BWC. It's literally the perfect solution to the BNWO problem since it balances out the white deficit.

R: 11 / I: 4
OHNONONONONO ANIMEFANS

R: 1 / I: 0
BWC FOR blak GIRLS

R: 9 / I: 4
unjokly im JEWED
i dont do things that i think or for goyim and i despise all goy despite being one

R: 167 / I: 52
How many of these do you like?

R: 20 / I: 3
Story of a cobson

R: 94 / I: 44
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 1 / I: 0
The beatles is troonslop
MulletNAS wnbag
"Funny" jaks are never funny and always unusable

R: 21 / I: 8
QLMJEYLA

R: 0 / I: 0
images.steamusercontent.webp

R: 0 / I: 0
cobson killer
>real
<fuk yu mayne

R: 13 / I: 4
welcome back

R: 1 / I: 0
Who has this image but it's a giga?
>

R: 0 / I: 0
natetok is gonna be the next tourist floodgate

R: 6 / I: 2
I am spending valentines day with my right hand.

R: 2 / I: 0
Just move NAS threads to /qa/ it's not that hard

R: 329 / I: 222
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

R: 498 / I: 102
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 551 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.