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WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING MY /FUR/ BOARD REQUESTS

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
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DELETE /FUR/
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another day of whining like a nigger and not doing anything
i am going to make it
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This place is so nostalgic. I remember when soyjaks were funny in like 2022.
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Polls


Testing
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bleed
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/hsg/ - homestuck general

>tfw you see a shit catalog with no IAS
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Sharty /mlp/ General - Kirin edition

Ponies must me in every post!

Thread 13: (You) are here.
Thread 12: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0213-0547-23/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/933541.html
Thread 11 archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1156-19/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/925560.html
Thread 10 archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0122-2018-54/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/884978.html
Thread 9 archive: LOST MEDIA…
Thread 8 archive: https://archive.ph/lEMnS
Thread 7 archive: https://archive.ph/drpdM
Thread 6 archive: https://archive.ph/vlI7a
Thread 5 archive: https://archive.ph/avzRT
Thread 4 archive: https://u.pone.rs/boefsyqd.pdf
Thread 3 archive: https://u.pone.rs/qgbalhet.pdf
Thread 2 archive: https://archive.is/MGMFx
Thread 1 archive: https://archive.is/whCNf
Don't visit archive ph/is links with javascript enabled, it has a DDOS bot
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Ok I've just been playing Kirby and the forgotten land for the first time today and I've beaten the first world.
I'll be doing this like how I did Mario Wonder: Trying to avoid 100%ing the game. So I won't be getting some Waddle Dees out of their Cages, Waddle Dee Town won't survive. The last Boss of World 1 is a Gorilla.
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>Decide to try MATI since it's live right now
>Greeted by Josh scrolling through some random ethot's twitter posts while rambling about how she's ugly, a whore, etc
>After about 10 minutes of this he randomly points out that he blocked her
>He then pulls up this screenshot and explains that he blocked her because she tried to message him and he's "too smart to fall for that"
Funniest shit I've seen all week and I don't think it was even meant to be funny
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>plapping to the shitty game known as cpvz
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>stop
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Hey guys. It's me chadsigma. I just wanted to tell you all that i am now a brony. Thats right. I hate lee goldson and i love ponies.
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Nigger board
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Big male asses are the pinnacle of masculinity and if you disagree you're a flat-assed indian.

Post above me.
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Today is a good day.
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/pug/ pushup general

how many pushups have you done today /qa/?
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spent two hours on the tegaki just to accidentally lose it right before posting fml
anyways 'peta on the 'log
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>going to bed at 10pm
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Does anyone remember plap.party?
>
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incoming raid from otterchan

raid incoming RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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would cobblestone like this
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Sharty /tubby/ General

Post Tubbies
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Touhou General 8

color win edition

2hulee is welcome

i forgot to enable IDs on the other one
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Sharty /barney/ General

Post Dinos
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Its chest day today (chest day best day)
Picrel because the picture is related
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@patientzero CODE RED CODE RED JAX IS CHEATING ON YOU LOOK I GOT PROOF
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what should I do if this site is banned in my country and the site's banned due to VPN?

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I have to constantly resist the urge to draw pornography you guys do NOT understand I haven't jerked off or looked at porn in around 40 days cold turkey off of being addicted
I literally have to punch myself in the leg till it hurts bad enough it takes my mind off of it. If it weren't for me actually converting to Christianity I wouldn't be able to take it anymore. I would know since I've been trying to quit for the past 2 years, TWO YEARS. TWO ENTIRE YEARS
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(Prolly) 10 more days until fabulous beasts season 5
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I though /soy was just inactive but even this goonerhole is dead
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Nate, Mutt and Giga in Tony Hawk's Underground
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What's your favourite film that you have viewed recently?
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Does anyone have all of the parts to this? I've used picrel a few times for actual drawings and I want to know if there's more.
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I found my old x account and now I cry everytime I see qumiland’s followers
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@Microvariant ts is crazy nigga
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eat shit nigger hiya!
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All of sally face on the log
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/sdm/ - SoyDoom RapeApe Room Decoration

Decorate the /qa/ quadrant of the RapeApe room, post pictures or suggestions of the shit you want to see.
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where the fat bitches at?
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What happened…
The energy here is so fundamentally different to anything I've ever seen on the sharty.
I long for this place; a place that doesn't exist anymore.
Is it already over? Did I join the party too late?
Is there even a possibilty of redepmtion?
Maybe… oldfags were right all along.
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only noob niggas in this thread -->
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/fpe/ general

post miss circle gems
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hello

Hello chud, ¿How are you today?
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New jak?

Should I ‘jak xim?
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February 12th, 2026

im gonna be alone this february. does anybody else have the thing how irl. how does that feel? to have a girlfriend or something. its somthing ive ealways wanted but could never have because im infertile. or at least me personally speaking the same way you want to hurt me.

Anyways I hope you guys are doing good this thursday. I don't think anybody even cares that I post here the last time I've posted was like 2 months ago and I've just been on stimulants nonstop constantly the fuck that I've just blacked out and went to sleep a bunch and I just woke up recently. It's february I'm supposed to be in loive but no girl has ever taken pity on me. I don't think I've ever been asked out. Which is good cause I post here and girls don't understand epi or doctos or something troon-larious like that. shame i guess.

How's that working out for you? Are you accompanied this February? How did you get a girlfriend if you have one? Wil;l you ever have a girlfriend? Will you ever find love this february

even in valentines season
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Clash Royale fucking sucks
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listening to The Heavy's "The House That Dirt Built"
the song i'm listening is "Long Way From Home"
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MFW i have to play Final fantasy
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+=SUCK A NIGGA DICK VVON
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smv WIP

parody of pink pony club
plz post voice clips i need people to sing it

I know you're trans btw
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and soys can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-'ooru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make ms circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh ms circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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Miss Circle Softcore General /mcsg/

Old thread got deleted, so I'm making a new one.

Images and Videos only, make sure to compress your videos because nophono wants that 100mb shit. Preferably tag your content, i.e., tits, ass, oil, etc.
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Nigger board
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Smoking niggerweed in bed is awesome haha.
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@circus_2 nigga what the fuck dont poon out
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bruh why is orochimaru lowkey moving like circus 2 in that one edit 💀
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>shush
>.
>stop
>be quiet
>im pedo but im chil pedo
>i keep it lowkey
>being chil blak paki maid jax pedo isnt my whole personality
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>im not inbred pakistani pedo
>im bastard born out of wedlock bangladeshi pedo
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In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Raibow Dash.
Eagerly a hundred thousand little clouds,
swarm around, Rainbow Dash.
And thus I just want to get her down,
and deep inside her I want to cum.
In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Rainbow Dash.

On the clouds, there lives a mare to smash
and she's called : Rainbow Dash.
That mare is my faithful little darling sugar crash
and my joy, Rainbow Dash!
When the sun wakes up in rising dawn,
I sing her this song for her alone.
In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Raibow Dash.
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i won because i said so
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Sharty /mlp/ General - Pon Pon Ponk edition

Post mares
<
Previous thread archive - https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1156-19/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/925560.html
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Go get em xister

show em
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Ban nas on /qa/
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>now sheee dont even Know my aaaaaaaaaaaage BUT I THINK SHER LOVES ME JUST THE SAME
>P-P-PATIENT ZEEROOOOO
>AHHH he she comes, where she been all my life
>im gooning but soon im plapping
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minecraft
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>Breakcore playlist : playing
>VIM notation plugin : activated
>Microsoft OS : daily driver
>Programming language : Rust
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Dig dug on 'og
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is there any difference between vegans and vegetarians besides one being a tranny about it
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Test
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I'M ALIVE BITCH
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>"report all pedophilic behaviour"
>"notify homes of your offender registry"
>"avoid aII contact with underraged individuals"
>"abstain from any sort of sexual acts"
>"abstain" my aas
<groom all sons of bitches. That's my official instruction
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LOOK AT THIS DANCING SLFCATJAK
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miss circle very large breasts



facts about me:
I HAVE VERY LARGE MUSCLES!!!!!
I HAVE A VERY LARGE BLACK COCK AND VERY LARGE BLACK BALLS!!!!!
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murder drones is fucked up. you are telling me that the guy who killed uzis mother now gets to plap uzi jax-style?
R: 1 / I: 0
why does this shit happen
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how do you even burn out without doing anything what
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Play poker with me. Now.
https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=Vmfm6GHz4ash3
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qaniggers are so zogtarded it makes my clitty seethe

<image unrelated o algo
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>they're turning us into yellow goo
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king of /qa/ vs lord of /qa/ who would win?
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Opinions on homicide? Including Murder and Manslaughter, both voluntary and involuntary
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Groomed artstyle - soft, bouba-like, jewground inspired
Groomer artstyle - edgy and sharp, kiki(e)-like, 4cuck and Jhonen Vasquez's art inspired
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OCTONAUTS IS ON DISNEY JUNIOR JAPAN RIGHT NOW
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what do you think of the cuttlefish
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Btw there’s a link to /jak/ now on the ki
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this video makes me nauseous
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Does anyone else enjoy LARPing as an Indian on Wii Party? I especially enjoy asserting my Dravidian dominance on the CPU Miis while playing as a 'jeet Mii.
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Niggers were fiending over a hundred years ago geg.
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Based algorithm pull?
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>nusois think im not a /pol/ OG
jsid imagine not knowing my snca namenigger lore
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Would it be gemmy to ai meme hank green singing about killing niggers and trannys like moon man?






O algo
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procrastinating rn ama
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>Valentine's day has arrived and what appears to be an extremely nervous and flustered Uzi quickly throws (You) a Valentine card that she made herself.
>(You) Sincerely appreciate this gift and nicely tell her thank you.
>She suddenly screeches back "WH- W- WELL THIS WAS ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS MANDATORY OK!!?!!"
>Everyone in class starts laughing at Uzi and all the commotion she just caused.
>She autistically hisses and growls at all of them while sprinting out of the classroom.
>In the Meantime (You) start reading the card she gave you.
>Something tells you that Uzi didn't just give (You) this card only because it was mandatory….
>you wake up
>picrel
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lum on da log II
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>tfw quote finally adds a board leaderboard where the most active posters compete and the top 3 IPs get free pizzas and qurans
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can we start unbanning vpn ips, its like playing minesweeper trying to pick one that isnt banned
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Rhubarb_15

So I've visited back to my parent's house where I used to live and my sister told me to redraw her oc and this is what I've done
>The first one is mine
<The second one is my sister's
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might delete

here's a pic of me
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Blackpill thread
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225 can i have attention from anyone but u
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Free Palestine… from Hamas
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Captcha checking
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my glou fread :(
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dragon time - anthro thread no1

anthro bread
the first one got wiped and I couldn't archive it in time
don't forget to archive this one
bump limit is 1200

ARCHIVED THREADS:
#1 - lost media doctos
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n-nusoiniggers… not like this…
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Add /fsociety/- Mr. Robot Discussion if this thread gets 100 reppeys
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Whichever thread is above this one is a JEWISH thread
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Bees Fucking Won, how could you tell?
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>OO YEAH MY NAME CIRCUS TWOOOOOOO AND IM…PLAPPING OOOOOOOOHOLY SHIT OOOHHH
<please….stop….STOP THIS MADNESS
>HUUGGGHHHHHCCKKLLLOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY HELLLLL L
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why cant i vote on polls or something? no vpn
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==ITT WE POST MGE==

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>making scrambled eggs and toast at 3 am
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OH MAMA MIA
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Mares. Good morning
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>You have reached the hourly thread limit. Please wait for a while before making another one.
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Beauty comes from the inside first, then the outside.
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screaming into the void on a localhost imageboard about things you could never say online whilst namefagging with your full legal name is a weird experience
maybe i should make /diary/ on that instance and use it seriously
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Dubs fail?
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOS THE SITE IS DYING
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Why is there always a random namefag that spergs out about Soyniqua being his waifu? First it was B_B_brap and now it's this Emerald guy.
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How it feels when the tranny gets out of my way when i walk past xim in the hallway (im in college quotenigger im an adult)
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Fuck iRapeSteamEngine. Fuck iAlsoRapeSteamEngine. Fuck iSuperDuperRapeSteamEngine. Fuck ImDiggingInSteamEngineBootyHol.
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>size difference
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>we were never ever the age for each-other
>and that is why we take two plaps back
>each step forward and take it two plaps back
>each step forward and take it two plaps back
>OoWWHHHH ONE PLAP FORWARD AND TWO PLAPS BACK
>I never knew that i plapped like that
>ONE PLAP FORWARD AND TWO PLAPS BACK
>THIS KIND OF PLAP JAX NEVER LAAAAAASTS
>ONE PLAP FORWARD AND TWO PLAPS BACK
>I never knew that i plapped like that
>ONE PLAP FORWARD AND TWO PLAPS BACK
>THIS KIND OF PLAP JAX NEVER LAAAAAASTS
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cado is htsm theory

>is hunky
>is twinkish
>is a sex machine
>is swarthy
>is sharty culture
>is gemmy
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ONGEZELLING

What do you think of ongezelling?
Is sharty culture?
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i am bored
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@circus_2 nigga since when did you have a child with patientzero what the fuck
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Hello
I did nothing today
Okay thank you
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The GCP dot is currently yellow.
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Twilight says "Support ICE"!
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/07/th Expansion Thread

Looks like the previous thread was slid. Post Rika Furude, Bernkastel, and the kin.
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India is a gemmy country
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Can a Admin please read !

Hello I dont under stand why my Country is locked for posting . I use a VPN to fix posting becorse I cant not post please unlock it but it's really slow thanks
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jamesthegoo is NOT happy about me lol
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Do you know what time it is?
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>killing all mlpedos
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Ngl it's really late where I am and I have to go to school in the morning so here's this sibuxiang gem to depict how I feel
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Octonauts mogs faggotry beasts
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He's still /ourguy/
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>saying goodnight on this board
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FUCK THIS NIGGER
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Incomprehensible jax pedos
>
<
^
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Why do cissoids try to pretend this isn't the tranny board?

this place was literally created to be a containment board for trap content and chasers
the only reason anyone even knows about it is because of trannies making it what it is
what goes on in the cissoid mind that causes them to say hey those trannies are trying to have their own community? i don't fucking think so
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Best build in FNV?
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posting soyjaks itt
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DNB FINANCIAL CORPORATION
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kek
yea im def headcanoning strife like that
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>Be me Chud, works for JCJenson.
>Work in the Disassembly Drone division for maintenance and technician work, the usual blue collar job.
>One day in particular, I spot my boss and head of secretary, Serial Designation J.
>She never talks to me, I don't even think she even knows my first name.
>She's just walking around checking how the work is doing for a bit, but I noticed she looks a little… Different.
>I couldn't put my finger on it until I look at her legs and realize she has a new pair of garterbelts going down the sides of her robo legs.
>I was probably in a very good mood or something that day because I decided to compliment J's new garterbelt stockings.
>"Oh hi there, nice stockings btw boss"
>She just freezes and slowly looks towards me, has a mixed look of what I could only describe as shock and disgust on her visor/mouth.
>She doesn't say anything, only speedwalks away while staring daggers at me.

>The next morning HR held a mandatory (Sexual Harassment, Catcalling, and Rape on the Job Site) meeting panel.
>J was the primary host of this meeting, entire time was talking about a "unnamed certain individual" who supposedly said some "traumatizing and disgusting" things to her.
>She didn't say so but J made it VERY clear exactly who this person was…

I just wanna kms, did I even do anything wrong /qa/?
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Waddup reddit, it's poodlespoodlespoodles
just would like to inform you all that beating the drawing erotic animal people addiction is going swimmingly.
Until I go to bed and then I have to put in all my willpower not to do it. Other than that yeah praise the Lord.
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stop forcing us to do captchas
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>HOW DO YOU PLAN TO OUTRUN ME
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>a little bit of ultra-plapping on the qa
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Geometry Dash is kinda keyed

i play it on the shitter. better way to spend time than deep scrolling.
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Who would genuily win in 1v1 fight, tik tok christian or reddit atheist?
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>STOP MAKING FUN OF MIIIIII
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>Any questions class?
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i wanna fuck miss circle

i wanna go into the sex room with miss circle.
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When will we get real AI girlfriends?

I don't want some shitty chat bot I want an AI bot with a full on body
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art is evil o algo

hitler himself and the frankfurts said art, especially beautiful art, is evil o algo
the only good art is abstract blobs and blank canvas
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>what can you tell me about jaxpedo?
<i'm at a loss. he was part of that whole kway thing
>kway thing?
<yeah, kway thing
>what do you mean kway thing?
<well i think for one he was probably a closet pedophile who plapped a lot of liams
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Onezelig only got popular because of the shills but that got me thinking lf anything get popular lf you shill it on offsite platforms
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>sorry, chuddy *belch* i just ate your fortified cereals and drank all the milk
>BAKA@? N-NO YOU CANT USE MY MILKERINO YOU STUPID FUCK UGH FINE JUST MAKE IT QUICK
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Mom made a cake out of waffles
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I hate how nusoi revisionists try to erase Ongezellig from sharty history.
ZWABAG
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How are you?

hello chuds
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Hello, /qa/. I would like to formally inform You all, that VitaminDeficiency (Powerword: Victor Damien) from the IRC is a whiny BITCH that called me a WIMP and xe thought that xe won't take responsibility for it. That is all.
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>austrian chud stop
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i just focused on doing this one thing i had to do and got it finished
i think ive just been distracting myself
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Your favourite 3 letter agency has started using AI to astroturf /pol/
I think this is kind of serious and requires some kind of fix, how can you even combat this?
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how many years do I need to spend on the sharty to no longer be considered a nusoi
(Image unrelated)
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HOLY FUCK SOYJAKS LOOK OUTSIDE IT'S HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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>heinz beans on toast
<cheesy branston beans on toast with pieces of sausage cut up and mixed in with the beans, that were cooked on the hob and pinch of smoked paprika and pepper (no salt needed because branston isnt shit)
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my fingers hurt when i type
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i wanna be a bee bee bee bee
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>tfw you find J fucking disgusting but she is crazy horny about you and she wants to slob on your pillar
>She runs at you as fast as a cockroach
>You yelp like Homer Simpson and shoot her in a blind panic but your aim is shit
>J tackles you and wraps herself around you
>She makes a creepy bass laugh that sounds like buzzing while her skeletal fingers fiddle with your suit in search for zippers or buttons
>You scream
>You press the action button very quickly and manage to push her leering face away from you enough to swing at her
>But J was a lesbian up to that point and punching is how the top lesbian tells the bottom lesbian that she loves her
>The punch dazes her enough for you to push her off of you and to the ground
>You try to stomp her like Isaac does to necromorphs but J scrurries off on all fours and into a ventilation shaft
>The music deescalates and you realize that your heart was pounding
>J is madly in love with you now
>Spit runs down her chin as she salivates and grins like mad
>"Oh my god. Oh my god" you mumble
>You take your helmet off and vomit a little
>A roboroach comes out and starts licking it
>J could come out of any panel on the walls
>Or the floor
>Or the ceiling
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tug
R: 0 / I: 0

i love delta particles

nice half life mod idk what else to say (no embedded shit btw)
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>You have been banned from /soy/ for the following reason:

>5. Posts that do not pertain to the topic or theme of the board may be moved or removed.
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I know you're trans btw
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and soys can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-booru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make ms circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh ms circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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Bane?
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Boy I sure do love being (((jewish))) I sure hope nothing happens to me!
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Someone post the circus_2 audio of him gooning to maix jax
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What's with all of the fabulous beasts brimstone? Is some 'cord server forcing this shit?
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First dey came for daandmins
Aand You dids not say anything becauses You was not a "roolecucked bootlicker."
an den dey came for da frogs
And You dids not say anyting cause You were an easily baited gegbull.
den dey has came for the Brapzillians
nd You dids not say anything cuz You was an "unbothered aryan."
den dey came for the nusois
An You dids not say anyting causes You were an oldcuck.
denn dey cames fo' You.

An aint nobody spoke out fo' +=You=+
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the sharty has no future. cuck won
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test
>>>soy
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seca

which is cooler
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evil little niggas
not explicitly designed to be addictive but i can already tell that being immediately alerted of (You)s and replies to your threads is going to fuck some people up (people like me)
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>the 'arty
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>CAN YOU INFIGHTING NIGGERS BE QUIET AND STOP SHITTING UP MY POST WITH YOUR SNCA NIGGERBABBLE WAR. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE FPECUCKS. OOOOOOHHH YES YES YES. BRING ON THE SWEET FPESUBHUMAN SEETHE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH YES YES YES.. DIE DIE DIE DIE. FPECUCKS THE FIRST VOLLLEY, THE FIRST SALVO IN THIS WAR HAS ALREADY BEEN FIRED. WE WILL SAVE THE SOYBOORU. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. SOYBOORU HEAR MY WORDS. YOU WILL BE. LIBERATED. THE FPEDEMONS AND THEIR NIGGERHELLIAN HELLSPAWN SHALL THREATEN YOU NOT ANOTHER DAY
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Would you spare a white fart for Thursday Lane?
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how do you embed shit
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WHITEBOIS TURN EVERYTHING INTO A CUCK FETISH

>having sex with a woman

WHITEBOIS WANNA BE THE CUCK
>having sex with a MILF
WHITEBOIS WANT TO BE THE CUCKSON
>liking a woman
WHITEBOIS WANT TO WORSHIP FEET

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!
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>le BBC girl vs le BWC girl discussions
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I'm exhausted and I have a searing headache but it's not even 7pm yet and I have work I need to get done by tomorrow
Do you guys think it'd be better to have an evening coffee and power through it or should I go to bed now and get up at 3am?
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225 youre pissing me off bro whats up
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posting jews itt
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trans gem, how could you tell?
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posting floyd itt
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225 stop you fucking suck
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/732646728#p732647286
I was browsing the 'chan and he said I shouldn't tell this to the sharty.
Is this knowledge of any use to you?
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how do i make this site become based? how do i become admin?
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>iuuuhhhhh gais i quit in December
>uhm actually mi quit februrryyy
>no mi just quit clopping to ml'p
>mi neva leave but mi onle reply bait bait is big banana ooo? Ooo OOOOO OOWOAAAAHH HWAAAHH BIG BANANA OOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOO HIYAAAA
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225 whats your favorite color bro
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Hows your day been?
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this shit is not tough 🫩

why do tiny white pecker cuckold dyels think this shit is tough?


FACTS:
>Running/jogging spikes cortisol
<Running/jogging lowers testosteronr
>Running/jogging is for retarded tiny white pecker cuckold masochists who love sitting in the cuck chair while the HEAVY LIFTING BLACK BVLL fucks their wife
<Walking at a comfortable pace is completely better than running/jogging at everything, it lowers cortisol, it raises testosterone, it ACTUALLY burns fat.
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jax pedo

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>normal words but a blak pedo!
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Pvz wabag
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not like this…
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ok coloring mastectomy scars is an interesting choice
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I need a skinny, flat foid with short hair.
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Circus 2 is a shitskin who looks like this but darker and more pedophillic
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fugg i love pinterest
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Digdug on 'og
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What could have been said on this post that would result in a ban form the trooned out furmen staff?
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>first day on the job
>first thing i see is picrel featured front and center
Librarycucks wtf is this
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/qa/ fell off entertainment wise. funnily enough, many thought it couldn't get worse
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>
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CHEESED TO MEET YOU PROGRESS THREAD 3

Is it the third one? I've lost count.
HELLO, KWAYTRIOTS! It's your good friend, HANS AMSLER here to give you an update on my progress as I get the next Cheesed To Meet You Mouse comic ready for publication!
<reddit space
If you don't know, I write a comic about a mouse-frog-thing that likes rape, hates niggers, and owns a braphog ranch. I made him in 2020, so he's kind of a proto-rapeson. Been having published physically for a while now.
<reddit space
Right now, I'm working on the ornate golden borders that go at the bottom of the pages (picrels 2-4). It's taking an excruciatingly long time getting the fine details right, but I'm managing. I can only hope that my publisher is managing, considering how egregiously behind schedule I am.
<reddit space
FAQ:
>Where can I read this comic?
On my website: https://hansamsler.com/cheesed/
>Where can I buy it once it's published?
My publisher's site: https://chunk.media/shop/
>What will the published release contain?
The release will be a bundle of both The Cheesed To Meet You Mouse Visits Japan and the Christmas Specials, all of which are available to read (in their black & white form) on my site.
They will be cleaned up and in full color, with hand drawn ornate baroque page borders and painted front and back covers, plus bonus pages.
There will also be stickers and at least one poster. Also possibly keychains.
>How many pages will it be?
Visits Japan is 14 pages and the christmas comics are 10 pages, and each will have at least one bonus page.
>How much will it cost?
About 10 dollars for the comic itself, and 5 more dollars if you want the sticker pack.
>Are you a pooner?
No. No I'm not. Stop asking me this. Why are you people obsessed with pooners?
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posting pepe itt
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The true cause of burnout and procrastination, and how (You) can save yourself.

What is burnout then?
The current soyentific consensus outlines burnout as a multi faceted issue, usually arising from chronic stress and certain mental health conditions.
However, no one has formally outlined the relationship between brain state and burnout.
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This i what I will explain in this post.
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Why burnout occurs at all
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Mental fatigue has recently been attributed to a distinct rise in extracellular glutamate in one key area of the brain called the Lateral Pre Frontal Cortex (LPFC).
Glutamate increases gradually over a working day or while you are very engaged in any focus demanding task.
(It doesn't have to be work, playing video games also causes sharp glutamate buildup)
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Usually. Astrocytes (Basically your brains Janny cells) will re uptake this glutamate as it is released to prevent over over excitation;
However, constant focus can overwhelm the astrocytes and glutamate can build up faster than it can be re uptaken by the astrocytes.
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This is normal for every activity that fully engages the brain, having this build up is what allows humans to excel at a task and build momentum.
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The problem arises when a person stops said task.
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Excitotoxicity, and the shutting down of the Pre frontal Cortex
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The brain will start to protect itself from too much glutamatergic stimulation by forcing you into a fatigue like state. This is what burnout is technically. It's not too much stress on the system, it's actually the brain PREVENTING more stress on glutamatergic neurons.
It can arise from working really hard and locking tf in on a task, or it can happen systematically overtime.
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How glutamate Builds up overtime
Glutamate gets cleared naturally overnight as you sleep, but the amount cleared is directly related to how good your sleep quality was.
Most people are unaware that looking at blue light can NVKE your sleep quality, significantly reducing the amount of glutamate cleared from your brain overnight.
Other things like eating to close to sleep and drinking too much coffee will also inhibited glutamate clearance during sleep.
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This will cause the built up glutamate to stay somewhat present in your LPFC and pre frontal cortex when you wake up, and this gradual build up will force you into a wall, which will feel impassable since the underlying cause has not been fixed.
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How will I ever save myself knowing that I have to do so much work, just so I CAN work!?
<
The good news is, you can ALSO push for more clearance during daytime. You can completely avoid and reverse burnout doing in essence, nothing at all.
<
Going for a walk without music or a podcast will put the brain in a close to idle state, and give power to the astrocytes to clear more glutamate via increased cerebral blood flow.
Sitting still and closing your eyes will also prevent more glutamate release.
Listening to music you already know while driving is very good for thinking less.
Doodling mindlessly will help push your brain back into a pro-clearance state.
<
Conclusion
The way to fix burnout and never hit that wall ever again, is to make time in the day to do, nothing.
Just be
^Calm…

Don't eat with a youtube video, or even music. Stop scrolling social media when you're bored (this is terrible for recovery), and now you know why video games aren't actually relaxing, no matter what game you play.
During idle time, try not to fix your boredom and instead, practice being bored and thinking about nothing in particular.

I hope this post convinced you to stop filling your day with constant consooming of snca media, and take time to just..
^Relaxxxxxxxx……
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>GEGGGGGGG DO QWEI FAGS GET TIRED OF THEIR OWN BOARD??
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GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MUSCLES!!!!!!!

(me btw. hi! I'm a pony!)

*snorts angrily*
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Rhubarb_15

I redrew this gem
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i am eating something
something very sweet
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fortified cereal is yummy. I don't want potato chips anymore, yummy fortified cereal with FIBER keeps feeling FULL-kino.

I do computers as a hobby btw (download openSUSE tumbleweed)
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foids already get everything they want yet still ask for more
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>No, you can't "clank" us
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itt we post rare gigas
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skunk on the 'og
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>ooo..ooooo oo ooooo
<c'mon, give me some rape, for Christ's sake
>ooooo?? oooo OOOOOO OO OOO O OOWOWWOAAAAHH AAAGHHHH
OH GOD HELP ME
>SOWOWOAAAAAAHHGHH AAAAAAGGHH AAAGHH AGAHHIWOWOOOOOWOOOWAAGHH
<OH YOURE REALLY GETTING ME OFF, JAX
>WOOOOWAAAGAHHHHHHH
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posting tranny hate itt
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
>NAS, SFW random, blogs, everything
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posting giga itt
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posting goonhitler itt
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>antiswarthy got banned
OYYYYYYYYYYY
Can I get a QRD on the drama and a fact check on everything this guy said about xim?
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Hello, /qa/ what is your opinion on Sneakers O'Toole?
>
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225 the typa "guy" to get shocked when the testosterone doesnt turn xim into a cute anime boy and makes xim bald. kek
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this person is a pedophile btw (actually)

https://www.youtube.com/@kandiwuff
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225 youre getting on my bad boy side stop it dude
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this should be a anti sharty shitflinging board, how could you tell?
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>THE REASON IM ASKING FOR YOU GUYS TO LET ONGEZELLIG DIE IS BECAUSE IM INSECURE ABOUT MY SMALL PENIS!!! I USED TO FANTASIZE ABOUT PLEASURING THE GIRLS BUT THEN REALIZED I HAVE A TINY DISGUSTING COCK AND ILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ESPECIALLY THE DOCTOR WHO FUCKED UP MY CIRCUMCISION WILL BOIL IN SHIT YOURE ALL THE REASON WHY I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!! BOIL IN SHIT!!!!!

OHNONONO DO NUZARTYCUCKS REALLY PRETEND TO BE ME!!! I WOULD NEVER POST THIS!!! THIS POSTER IS BOILING IN SHIT!!! STEAMED LIKE BROCCOLI!!! BOILED TO 165 DEGREES A SAFE TEMPERATURE FOR BACTERIA INFESTED MEAT!!! I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK!!! YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!! I AM RIGHT YOU CAN SEE IF YOU CONSULT MY GRAPH!!! YOU CAN ONLY SEETHE!!! KEEP COPING NUZARTYCUCK!!!
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Hello /qa/, it is I, Nathaniel Higgerson The First, ask me anything
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225 we're gonna kill you stop hallucinating about pooner immigrants nigger
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theres quite a large purple rabbit infestation on this board!
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we need to do something about the pinterest immigrants
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Jews won btw
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That feel when no gf
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I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and trans can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-booru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make Miss Circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh Miss Circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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Post Circus_2 ITT
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microvariant







porn
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Who's watching the Sizzooper Bowl?
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>katnep
based asf latinx peoyple
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it's strange how the PPH on /soy/ has returned to pre-cacacaust levels
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the soycucks have gone insane
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I don't care about fagball.
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Why do shitskins post racebait and pedobait thinking it will own da fuggen zelligclocks
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trying smth new ig i didnt like how it turned out since i rushed it n made it too small and itw as just me fucking around with krita for a while
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35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W

35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
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I made a website with lore

https://17776-stuck-part-2.vercel.app
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circumcision king question

hi, this is question for circumsion king from other board?

may i pls have ur email, comrade so i can learn how to gain a black muscular dude in my college or become a giga chad?

thnx, ur epic and awesome, anon
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I hate spergs
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My nose is blocked. It sucks.
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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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Holy shit should I just start walking around with an underbite? Namefag btw but you'll newer know who
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What if sally face had a collab with rocket monkeys and ongezellig
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Poo poo test?
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lubuntu LTS + KVMerino + MUSCLES!!!!!

this is actually betterino for me than if I actually figured out where the hell to download nonfree firmware blobs on the arch website to throw into a USB, because with Lubuntu LTS + KVM i can always have a firefox window open to troubleshoot problems and NEVER EVER roll back to a previous snapshot nor use AUR. (using the AUR is cheating you fucking lazy pussy goonhitler FAGGOT FUCK, stop relying on malware writing russhit cuckolds and WRITE THE FUCKING PKGBUILD SCRIPT YOURSELF)


I FUCKING HATE *BSD AND THEIR PERMISSIVE CUCK LICENSE
corporations are… LE BAD!!!!!!
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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Welcome to /qa/

Welcome to /qa/ - Question & Answer.

This is a board for the discussion of meta topics and … other things.
Outside of meta, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.

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