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Jesse Strang
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Jesse Strang is yet another mediocre mass shooting article. You can help by not writing articles on every boring edgelord that goes postal and reminding the author they aren't AlGore. |
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| Jesse Strang | |
| Born | c. 2008 |
| Died | February 10, 2026 (aged 18) |
| Nationality: | Canadian 
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| Highscore | Killed 9, injured 27 |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
| Motive | Brainrot Transgender delusions Tarrantula |
Jesse Strang⚧卐 was an 18-year-old Stunning and Brave child-murdering TCC troon giga-hon who went Lanza at a school in a town fittingly named Tumbler Ridge in British Columbia on February 10, 2026. The authorities are a little hesitant to reveal anything more about the shooter's identity other than that he was "a woman wearing a dress with brown hair", but internet detectives have found a Twitter account belonging to the perpetrator with a profile picture of Brenton Tarrant over a trans pride flag, so the motive has pretty been much pinned down: Trans Rights are White Rights, nigga! This essentially makes him the Canuck successor to Robin Westman, but with 9 killed and 27 injured, he has surpassed even Audrey Hale for the tranny-league High Score, and by a fucking leaf no less. As for the deceased, it’s a shame he didn’t just put the gun down and become Jesse Strung.
Background
Not much is known about this troon at the moment. According to his own statements, he started taking hormones at the age of 15, thus showing that he was already being groomed at such a young age. On his Twitter, you can see that he had a Brenton Tarrant profile picture, that he used incomprehensible slang, and that he was sad with his life. We can conclude that his motive was a mix between being terminally online and excessive estrogen consumption.
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Easily obtainable in Canada if you have a PAL licence, which his mother did.
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The exact modifications made are not yet known.
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Shooting
Jesse began his attack by killing his mother, and his younger autistic brother. At approximately 1:30 p.m., he arrived at the Tumbler Ridge Secondary School and opened fire, killing 7 people. Upon the arrival of the pigs, Jesse decided to spare the rest of the world the suffering that his existence brings and thankfully became an hero.
The shooting is the deadliest in Canada's history since Gabriel Wortman's chimpout and the deadliest in a school since Marc Lépine's revenge against feminism.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 9/20 27 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 5/20 Troon can't aim. |
| Style: | 8/20 Basic ass mass shooting, just not in America |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Rightoids will talk about this a lot. |
| Bonus: | 13/20 The third worst mass shooting in Canadian history. |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team
Gallery
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Jesse before being groomed. -
What could go wrong? -
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His Twitter account. -
His Roblox account. -
It's not video games, it's anime! -
You're a grown-ass man, not a cute depressed anime girl, nigga. -
For once, Wikipedia is right.
See Also
- Audrey Hale, Alec McKinney and Robin Westman - All his predecessors.
- Nathaniel Veltman - The Canadian Tarrantula before him.
External Links
TOW coverage
WPD coverage
His YouTube
(Archive)
His Twitter (Archive)- His WPD account
His Steam
His TikTok
His older Reddit account (Archive 1)
(Archive)
- His newer Reddit account (Archive 1)
His RobloxBALEETED!!! (Archive)
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