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My dog ate my packer

I'm just so fucking livid and devastated right now. This is the second packer my dog has chewed up. I love the little guy, but hot damn this sucks. The first one wasn't a big deal because it was cheap, but this one was $80... It was the first packer I could use as an stp I'm public (in a stall, but still). It not the dog's fault for thinking it was a toy, but I was already dealing with more dysphoria this week than I had in a while...

Also, I have therapy in 30 minuets. I don't know if I'm about to tell my therapist that my dog ate my dick.

I just wanted to vent here because all of this is funny, depressing, and frustrating at the same time, and I don't know anyone else who would understand this whirlwind.


So how is your dog? I can’t imagine having to explain that to the vet if it clogs up your pooch’s GI tract.

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Where do you leave it for this to happen twice..

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Legitimately on my desk for two minutes

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Get a dick box. Just a plastic container or a shoebox, or maybe paint up a Michael's one. If you leave the thing out, the dog sees a nice squishy toy

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I have a drawer, but now I'm totally calling it my dick drawer. Thanks for the thought man, cheered me up a bit 😂

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Get a plastic storage container and stick it in that and on a shelf out of reach.

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Then don’t leave it around man

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Gah! That would be so frustrating!

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i don’t know how much your dog is willing to chew through but through ing your packer when it’s not in use in a sock/underwear draw might keep the dogs out better

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I usually do, and I have a small drawer specifically for it since the first time it happened. I was about to clean it and left it on my desk for no more than a couple minuets 😰

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Just curious about the adventure your dog took to get said packer....sucks man. Dogs will chew anything for out of boredom. I have 2. With that said I also learned a long time ago what then can and can't reach....

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I swear my dog is like Houdini. I have to put my cats food on the top bunk of my bed because it's the only place he can't reach. It doesn't help that my cat will fish anything interesting out of a drawer or cabinet that's slightly cracked 😅

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