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two slices of plain white bread with a slice of bologna and mayo tastes better than a fajita
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'O THREAD
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gooning to bbc
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/soy/ is OUT, /jak/ is IN

Tired of the ‘log being full of NAS brimstone? Having soi withdrawals? Come on down to the /jak/ board where there’s gems in every post and zero NAS.
‘Jakkers onlty, everyone else is not invited
>chevron
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nusois, im genuinely at a lost for words right now. and oreos
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nusois, not like this…
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>NOOOOO YOU PUT TOO MUCH SAUCE ON
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MASSIVE EPI VOREFAG YOUTUBER 'OXED. SEND 'ZA NOOOOWWWWW

Ante Flan / AmplitudeFrequency has been posting disturbing antimatter furfag vore animations on the 'tube for 13 years, often without age restriction. Xis most popular video has over 7 million views and xe is responsible for grooming countless cacas into this niggerstone fetish with his zoophilic vore brimstone. to nobaldi's surprise, xe is an actual faggot and "nonbinary" troon that leaks about ICE and trvmp constantly on xis facebrap

Fulldox:
Marc Edward Maher (previously Ellis before marriage)
Addy: 71 Depot Street, Broad Brook CT 06016
DoB: 1987-08-08 (likely)
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/marc-maher_id_G2238255530057651830

Phonos:
(860) 712-9959
(860) 712-9954
(860) 550-3658
(908) 730-7995

Emails:
amplitude.frequency@gmail.com
antecoyote@gmail.com
flamezwildfire@hotmail.com
emcat228@aol.com (unconfirmed)

Usernames:
AnteCoyote
AnteTFA
AnteFlan
Ante
AmplitudeFrequency
tfagamez

Passwords:
Newsmoo
Newsmoo2
Newsmoo3
newsmoo
newsmoo2
newsmoo3
monkeymoo2
scooby5

Socials (ANTIMATTER WARNING)
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ante/
https://www.youtube.com/@AmplitudeFrequency
https://facebook.com/antecoyote
https://www.patreon.com/ante
https://x.com/notalemur - https://xcancel.com/notalemur
http://antetfa.livejournal.com/
https://www.weasyl.com/~ante
https://steamcommunity.com/id/antetfa
https://www.youtube.com/antetfa
https://www.xbox.com/en-US/play/user?gamertag=Ante%20Coyote
https://www.twitch.tv/antecoyote
https://picarto.tv/ante
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OPERATION: TOTAL TOK DEATH


we dox every commiepedotroon "teen" so we can clear some of the brim on the sharty fuggen jerdee
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>Dude, you can’t soyquote people you agree with.
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Picture with deep message
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what in gods name is this nusois
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RTL (Rate the Log) 12/2/2025


What do you think the log is today, weathersoi?
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/fr/ foid raping general

ITT we rape foids to death with giant bbc dildos
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VVE R SO BACK...

DIAVA TALKS IS GOING LIVE SOON… YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS (AGAIN)

to any nusoi who dont know, Diavatalks and xer tranny janny have declared war on ALL CHUDS. Xhe claims to be

>saving democracy one conversation at a time


so prepare urself to die in battle on xer live panel and xer live chat. if xer tranny jannies 'nish ur account, u VVILL make 3 more… and if they r nished too, YOU MAKE 30! THIS IS A GEMMY OPPERTUNITY TO PROVE THAT US CHUDDIES R STRONG IN THE FACE OF 'ACK! SO GET DOWN TO XER LIVE TOK AND MAKE THIS BOOMER SEETHE OVER XER LIVE PANEL.

what is YOUR main mission????

simple.

THERE IS A NU CHINKTOK EXPLOIT HAS PROVEN TO CAUSE THE MOST LEAKS AND SEETHES IN DIAVA'S AND RICKY ACOSTA'S STREAMS. HERE HOW IT GOES:

step 1 - open an incognito window
step 2 - use temp mail to create a nu 'tok alt and rename it to something that will make xhem leak!
step 3 - go to Diava's or Meetria's livestream on the 'tok
step 4 - Open up the "share" button and spam click "copy link
step 5 - after a few minutes, xer jannies will prob ban u, so repeat the process.

essentually, by spamming "share link", u completely wipe xer live chat, and all xhe sees is ur messages geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

BEST OF LUCK CHUDDIES, YOU WONT LET ME DOWN…

'ox info - https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
JOIN THE 'TOK LIVE PANEL HERE (when xhe is live) - https://www.tiktok.com/@diavatalks
restreams - https://www.youtube.com/@ghettomarkiplier9555, how could you tell?
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Alliance
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OOGA BOOGA FOALMAKING SEX ALL NIGHT NO RUBBER WITH THESE TWO NOOOOOOOOOOOW
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:3
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You laugh, you lose.

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What tranime have (You) been watching?

Since SNCA is now allowed on /soy/, i have to say i'm currently watching that disgusting tranime known as "Highschool of the dead" because i was feeling like a selfish little fuck for not having been more of a weeb during my early years. What about (You)?
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^
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Using AI infringes on copyright or something
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QUOTE IS JAMES WICKSON THEORY
I may came off as retarded schizo now but hear me out: identity of Quote could be discovered.
Some backstory:
/pol/ had one annoying nigger who transhearted shilling for John Doyle and other default pro-trump shit like shilling peter theil. For more information on him, his wierd behaviour and other evidence of off-site involvement look in the pinned /x/ thread.
What's interesting to my story is this thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0202-2025-44/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/2787819.html , where he posted one of his shill copypastas but forgot to delete a line from glowie document after which he started immediately saging the thread and asked somebody named "James Wickson" to delete it. Just now somebaldi pointed out here >>>/pol/2851366 how quote should have banned goylefag to which he responded that "I'm on good terms with james", after being asked about James' identity he immediately began supersaging the thread.
So who is James?
Possible theories:
1. Glowie embedded into sharty janny team
2. Quote xerself
3. Michigan nigger is a massive 'tist attentionwhore
What's also interesting is that he began posting on /pol/ only few days before cacacaust and release of the new epstein files.
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P.S.1- I know that's not nearly enough evidence, I'm just suggesting a theory
P.S.2- Jannies please don't ban me, I don't wish any harm on our king Quote, this is just a retarded shizopost fuggen jerdee
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New Ben Garrison.
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>nazism? keyed
>anime? keyed
>sharty? unfunny nigger coal that died when kuz sold it
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subpixel gem on the 'log
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YOU VVILL NOT SEACH "maggot in the head" ON DER 'TUBE
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nusois, why are you like this
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nusois…. your website….
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>using paint.net with 100000 plugins instead of Photoshop
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Cake on the ‘log
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>I'M COMIN' FO' YO' DAUGHTA AN' YO' LIFE PUSSY NIGGA
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The sharty is over though
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>yeah the sharty is filled with unfunny assburger teens that spam the same dead memes from 3 years ago. also, i like anime.
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>Quote delete this shitty website evendoe everyone is laughing their asses off and just having a grand old time together or I will literally kill myself
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can someone post a 'chive of this thread please
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HEY! HEY! HEY SOYTEEN!
YOU’RE FRUITY! NYEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
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I knew a girl who was allowed to watch family guy, but simpsons were forbidden in her household.
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>I'm migrating to the shroom
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soyak thread

post soyaks
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>poop and niggers dying
<food and africans thriving
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hunky twink sex machine decides what porn i goon to
no gay shit
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Sharty Cybernation

>What is a cybernation
It's a non-territorial nation that exists as a website
>You're trolling
Nope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Lee_(entrepreneur)
>Lee has been the self-proclaimed King of the non-territorial Joseon Cybernation, recognized by Antigua and Barbuda as the successor state to Joseon and the Korean Empire
What if we declared the Sharty a Cybernation and got Antigua to recognize us?
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Quote ## Admin

quote here, just wanted to share this geggy meme about my love for thinkpads :3 trans rights are hooman rights!
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>they genuinely say this
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>Is vro blind 😭🙏
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>yeah the sharty is filled with unfunny assburger teens that spam the same dead memes from 3 years ago. also, i like anime.
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This image really changed my outlook
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>have sex incel
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Which laptop should I buy? My budget is a maximum of 400€. I prefer a ThinkPad.
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Would you date a transbian neet whose current youtube fascination is watching speedruns?
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>Most of the activity is automated spam
Is this the end of the sharty?
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FOID MAKES A VIDEO NAMEDROPPING US FOR AN HOUR

WE HAVE REACHED MAINSTREAM AGAIN

THANKS PARTY ITS BEEN A GOOD RUN

SOOT'S FINAL WISH FULLFILLED, NOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS 'JAKKING

I WAS THERE WHEN IT ALL BEGAN NOW I CAN SEE IT ALL END THANKS
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If you fall for any bait you're a pedophile
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>
I've seen this image more times than I have blinked today
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this shit website
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Ok, I got 93 on nine circles. After I eventually finish this level would it be a good idea to skip to cataclysm?
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how about we migrate to ifunny?

no arrow cuz i look like this
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itt we plan what i can say on national tv of a first world country that would be a direct sharty reference that every single sharty oldGOD would understand and know that we won even if the sharty is going to raisin
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DIAVATALKS STREAM SOON

You know what to do.
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me after seeing the 'log:
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>mawds…. JAY S EYE DEE
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This is an anime thread. Ignore all leakage and filter.
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Nusoicacas don't even argue against NAS on /soy/ they just look at you like this
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new 'toss
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All IAS posts on /soy/ - Soyjaks, every other post was hidden.
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>We got white htsm before GTA 6 hell naw ☠️
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Lets raid 4chan /po/ during the summer, I'm going to make a thread when summer starts
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I'm eating salad right now. Is salad good for you?
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im gay
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this is so gemmy its like the old sharty again or 4cuck /qa/!
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>I can't believe what's in the Epstein files, let's protest about it on September 2nd 2026
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Rip Mr soyjak.party founder of 4chan
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>OMG ahdhfbzgwjgkev hi :3
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This is my boymode at work. After I learned I could start wearing a mask (a lot of people at my store do it), I turned my nametag around and exclusively use my girlvoice with customers, and I never once get misgendered. The only time I use my boyvoice is with coworkers. I've also just completely given up on trying to hide my boobs since they've gotten so big. I'm pretty sure everyone can see them, I've even seen my boss glance down while talking to me a few times.
My store is kinda woke, there are a lot of gays and even another transgirl who passes and is out. Hell, even I'm out to a few select people who the passoid told me were cool about it. Should I just change my name and girlmode with the mask on, or is that generally not a good idea. I'm just worried about being a weirdo and the few people I work closely with being put off or even being transphobic to me.
Hopefully I'll be leaving soon anyway, I'm gonna try to get with Starbucks so I can get ffs.
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What the fuck is happening

This ’log feels AI generated
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Stop spamming bait and GET ME PREGNANT
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Gooning to MLP is zoophilic. You literally cannot dispute this.
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im so fucking tired i just plled the nastiest all nighter because of obsessed college and i feel like im going tom collapse dead
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Whys the pph on /soy/ over 1,000? I just got back from work
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press this button?
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>I'll download and post images of my favourite troonslop to bait the nusois!
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>NAS in /soy
>zoophilia in /soy
shut. it. down
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keyed or locked
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Anime website

Oh nusois…
Don't (You) know this is a wholesome anime website? NAS vvon, xistas.
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>2029

>Go on the sharty


>complete 14 different captchas in a row


>get 1 wrong


>do it again and get it right


>'p flashes on screen before being downloaded directly in my onedrive folder


>go on /soy/, my favorite board


>Complete another 10 captchas


>Turn on my camera to access the board, and turn off my antivirus


>BLACKED.com ads fill the screen, close out of them


>"You must watch an advertisement to continue"


>Ok.


>Watch the estrogen advertisement, at the end it jump cuts to nigger rapes tranny


>Entire site shits bricks so I have to reload the page and watch it again.


>Finally get past the entrance ritual, see the board for the first time today.


>6 Stickied posts advertising sharty merch, the discord server, the reddit board, a dox against a literalwho, a blogpost, and a babyjak embedded with 'p


>The jannybot hides all other threads than the stickies and neutralplier threads, as soot intended


>New announcement at the top of the screen in red text, "SOYLITA DOLLS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE, FERALJAK BANNED FOR BEING DISCORD VANTABLACK ANNIHILATORDEATHSTONE"


>Whatever, ignore it and check out the dox thread


>Scroll through 400 replies of 1000 lines of flipping emojis


>See a frogposter harassing a poor soyteen


>Report them for embedded 'p


>Post is taken down immediately


>Feelsgood.jpg


>Turn on the cryptominer so ronald can afford to run the chatgpt bot


>Singlehandedly raise pph by 40


>Site goes down for the 4th time this week


>It's da cord


>Site prepares a raid on the discord server


>Jump in the thread to support the effort


>Post a well crafted slopjak featuring over 7000 awards, as well as artistic steganography lines to make sure the jannies can download the embedded 'p within the image


>Wait 2 hours for it to get approved


>I get a popup on my computer


>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED!


>Reason: Discord coal


>Ask the janny what part of my slopjak is coal


>They don't answer, reject all appeals then ban my entire state from posting


>I take another look at the slopjak


>Then I see it


>1 Yellow pixel in the top left corner


>tfw it's an embedded mameson


>I profusely apologize to the moderators, sending them all pictures of my bussy on discord in a ban appeal


>"It's too late"


>Incredibly loud noise plays from my speakers

>eardrums burst

>My computer starts hissing loudly


>Browser goes fullscreen then opens google earth


>zooms in on my house


>Computer catches on fire and explodes


>Wipe the debris off my face and pull out my phone to post on it instead


>Get a phone call


>"Turn on the tv"


>Do as I am told, turn on the television


>Entire family has been rounded up and killed by the QDL


>Their gruesome deaths are laid out bare for my eyes to see


>DOLL barges into my house


>The FDL hold me down as DOLL forces me into baby clothes


>"Who's your dada?"


>I am told that in order to work off my ban, I will become DOLL's little buddy


>Whatever


>Move into DOLL's house and goon to 'p


>Life is good


>I'm so glad I'm not a splintercuck
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>trans rights
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circuses and bread
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do jannies even enjoy browsing the party? I feel like all the fun is ruined once you know who's samefagging and who is not
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>images.steamusercontent.webp
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Is the new bait method just to type wordswordswords and attach picrel

Please bare with me. No man can actually love women without it being objectification. Don't believe me? Look at the porn industry, look at how men treat women, look at how much men admire their male peers and other male role models. (Think Napoleon, Random-philosophy dude of his choice, Hitler, Random-rapper dude of his choice, Male Historical figure A, Male Historical figure B, etc..). The "straightest" moids I've known (both online and IRL) have been obsessing over penis in some way or other, be it the penis of other men or their own. Men's insecurities and thoughts are solely limited to penis. The humor men post and the snow cock and balls you mentioned are all examples of that. When it comes to humor the first most logical thought to pop up in the male brain is male genitalia because it is the most satisfying and safe reminder of their own genitalia for them that they can cling to. Their homolust is first centered at themselves (narcissism) and then at other men (whore). Moids tend to evaluate their male friendships as much more emotionally fulfilling, it is something I have been seeing from the dawn of time. Even yesterday on 4shit I've seen moids complain that they can't have female friendships because to them women are just a piece of meat with no thoughts only there to fulfill their hypothesised idea of what heterosexual sex should be. They can only form an emotional connection with men. It is something that has moids themselves say over and over again. I've known moids tell me how men like to masturbate with each other in a friendly way, how they would help each other out while watching porn. That it is normal male behavior. All these men that told me that were straight-identifying. This solely solidifies my belief that there are no straight men and even if they have a girlfriend it is out of social expections and genetic-anxiety (all men still want to cum into something warm and slimy in the end). The TRUE heterosexual man that can actually form emotional connection with a woman is not the norm. He is abnormal and extremely rare. The norm is the gay-faux-hetero male archetype. You constantly see it in media, on the internet, in real life and even in your own boyfriend for the women that have one.
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Prove to me this number isn't just bots and spam
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Fat blak furry spammer


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as a blak chaser, how do i deworm my white trans gf from acting like a nazi? it was hot at first, especially her antisemitism, but now it's like, kinda getting annoying.
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I want her to be traditional and socially conservative, like a woman should be, but not the whole "white people are superior" thingv
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Tranime
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>my name is HTSM and I fell for this
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OYY THEY LITREALLY MADE /SOY/ 4CUCK QA V2 GEGGG
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>Testing to see if Jan jans are really gone
>hey guys it's me öscari I draw da poodles
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New Ben Garrison.
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>-ACK!
<an hero
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got a new tattoo sisters~
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the party never ends
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Does anyone have the pre-2010 Yotsuba Imageboard source code?
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>Europe is better than the, wait, WAIT DONT FUCKING POST THAT YOU NGIGER NOG NOGNONGONOGNONONGONONONONONOONONONO FUCK YOU UHHH YOU SEE WE RAPE CHILDREN BECAUSE… LISTEN IT DOESNT MATTER 18 IS TOO HIGH AN AGE OF CONSENT LET ME FUCK KIDS PLEASE SHUT UP AMERIMUT-ACK
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Soyjaks? Where?
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I hope this guy hasn’t been ‘jakked already
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incel
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"soyjack.party"
"cobson"
"coal"
"gem"
"hwabag"
"o algo"
"gemmy"
"vantablak"
"soot"
"geg"
"soyjacks"
"pepe"
"gigachad"
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ITT: we use the draw randomly function in JS paint on jaks and attempt to summon poopson and oreos
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Hey guys
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ever since i quit hrt my feminization has ramped up due to MEF, im only watching female streamers for example, now i just gotta find a way to be kawaii without hrt and then im set, this girl now is talking about avril lavigne makeup looks and i have a boner
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Is quote apart of agenda 2030?
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i am white and european AMA

hello sharti
i know you are all brown mutts
so as one of few active white users
i give you this chance to let you ask me some questions
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Welcome to /soy/. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on the sharty in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /soy/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As /soy/ and the sharty slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /soy/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself posting 'cado, homoerotic 'plier threads, DNB in raids, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to /soy/.
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>Would you date a transbian neet whose current youtube fascination is watching speedruns?
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>The inclusion of Soyjaks and/or media relevant to the website (e.g. gigachads, wojaks) in thread OPs is mandatory.
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>marge quotenigger is botting /soy/ again
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Quogejak is vvonnered
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>SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP! THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING blak MEN!

Can you believe frogniggas say this LMAO
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>Why would you spend an hour on the "historic context" of this art without bothering to bring up how it INTENTIONALLY palatalizes White Supremacist Myths (about gender/race/eu-genics against the disabled/fat / etc.) by letting ppl spread+reinforce its beliefs as 'not that serious/just a joke bRo' and hide that by calling it "online meme culture" instead of what it is: online white supremacist-culture. There are no "leftists" on 4chan- only white supremacists larping as ML soviet-patriots.
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i wonder if i can create an ai that can tell the difference between NAS and IAS then the jannies could just add it so only Ias can be posted
id need a lot of training data however
>implying quote cares about soy
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>Why would you spend an hour on the "historic context" of this art without bothering to bring up how it INTENTIONALLY palatalizes White Supremacist Myths (about gender/race/eu-genics against the disabled/fat / etc.) by letting ppl spread+reinforce its beliefs as 'not that serious/just a joke bRo' and hide that by calling it "online meme culture" instead of what it is: online white supremacist-culture. There are no "leftists" on 4chan- only white supremacists larping as ML soviet-patriots.
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holy raisin 1340 pph
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guys please revive /soy/ pph by engaging in my thread
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>ban epstein posters waaaah *goons to dnb*
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>open soy
>no soyjaks
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>check the wiki after a while
>page about 'safe edgy'
>jokes about charlie kirk are safe edgy
>jokes about junko furuta are safe edgy
>joking about israel, jews and epstein are safe edgy
>slurs are safe edgy
>references to yakub, agartha and other esoteric racist groups are safe edgy
>making fun of eastern europeans having bad english is safe edgy (marge)

I know a lot more edgy stuff has been pushed to the mainstream, but as someone who hasn't browsed here in a good while, what is normal edgy now that everything is safe edgy?
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haruhi is gem tranime and IAS o algo
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Do the past few days deserve a wiki article? What should it be called
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>yugoslavia is white
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why was the pipi down what happened my life revolves around this website
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Can you nusois stop falling for the bait

You guys do realize that the only reason why half of the 'log is bait is because it elicits a reaction out of the nusois falling for it, right?
Stop falling for the most obvious bait possible.
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>bronyspam thread gets to 500 reppys
>'log filled with pedo threads
>nothing by NAS spam for days

Just shut it down Quote. Better yet, kill yourself. You and your staff are worthless
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Eminem's pussy before he got passed around by Dre and whatnot would've been perfection. It would be tight, but not overly so, and it would be always wet.
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Rape quote to death
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This stupid fucking image of Pepe being a smug little shit award
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All the troonslop shilled on the sharty is ungoonable and you need ai slop to make it bearable
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high pph is good.
more pph = more posters = more pph
more posters = more gems albeit more brim and spam
this will happen as long as quote keeps NAS unbanned
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Just shut it the fuck down already
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>1400 pph
>320 posters
ohnononono soycucks what is dis
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Praise Kek
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So is NAS allowed now?
>AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHEEIT
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Nusoicacas don't even argue against NAS on /soy/ they just look at you like this
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does root count as an admin?


im trans btw
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>bait website
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Can someone tell me the variant of the soyjak that is kind of like this but is compressed and looks old and would probably say "huuuuoooghhhh" anyways sorry for the oekaki i only have the bestest of intentions and want to become a soyajakker and i albeit i did try to find the variant on the 'ki there are just too many again i want to clarify i just want the soyjaks name please don't troll me again best regards
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england lost
india won
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whoever rolls nojak decides what porn or hentai i goon to
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Read about critical race theory
Educate yourself
Stop being part of the alt right pipeline
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>Why would you spend an hour on the "historic context" of this art without bothering to bring up how it INTENTIONALLY palatalizes White Supremacist Myths (about gender/race/eu-genics against the disabled/fat / etc.) by letting ppl spread+reinforce its beliefs as 'not that serious/just a joke bRo' and hide that by calling it "online meme culture" instead of what it is: online white supremacist-culture. There are no "leftists" on 4chan- only white supremacists larping as ML soviet-patriots.
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Every Possible Bait THread

Oi vey! Can we gat ANYTHING that is not coal or bait here?
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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
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I got called stupid on the internet and burned my pie today. Fuck you wooj, it's all your fault
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>spamming a fat nigger furry in a "nameroll decides what i goon to" to the point to getting the nameroll so now OP has to goon to the fat nigger furry
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>nusois have never passed out drunk in a party full of teenagers
>nusois never tried weed behind their school
>nusois never left home at night just to walk with a cute SISA girl
>nusois will never know what it's like to have a fun teenage life
SHUT IT DOWN
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>Apply for Gempass 2 months ago
>Get done with the forum
>Says it will take a couple of days
>Its now February
>I haven't gotten anything

Ok so what the fuck happened? did it get rejected? I tried checking my spam inbox to see if it got rejected or not but I got nothing
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Hmmm, i don't quite like this pph boosting event, but then again there were worse ones so what gives?
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limade fucks horses in the ass
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;-;
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Is it pedo to wife azusa
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>1400 PPH but 350~ posters
Come on why is this happening, its actually dying
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….

Hey. What’s uh, what’s going on today? o algo
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we are back
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post your wife
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so we just letting nas up rn
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have you noticed that people use epstien like they use gigachad?
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I miss the pre-cacacaust since every now and then there was some nigger raging and typing SNCA about school
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how long this NAS will survive?
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IAS Pony thread

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itt we post bait FAILS
>The inclusi- [DISCARDED BY THE QDL]
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someone has the sora ai jew flicking his tongue on an airplane my friend is trying to gaslight me it's not real
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As long as this image is not approved, the mods are gay
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If you're a conservative, you're a pedophile, whether you know about it or not. Conservatives are genetically inclined towards gooning to children. Just look at the amount of rightwingers in Epstein's files. The pedocon theory is real. The only way to cure this is to stop following your inherently pedophilic ideology. Fix your hearts or die in a woodchipper, pedocons.
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>mfw i see normalfags here making fun of me for being a hikikomori incel on the SHARTY
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What's that soyjak variant where the soyjak is kind of wrinkly and is like "huuuuoooghhhh :/"
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>they're not [X]s because they're fictional, they're sentient (so they can consent) and their proportions are way exaggerated (often sexually) so it's not [X]philia you projecting [X]phile
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@english fat nigger furry spammer
get in here
>
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If you're a conservative, you're a pedophile, whether you know about it or not. Conservatives are genetically inclined towards gooning to children. Just look at the amount of rightwingers in Epstein's files. The pedocon theory is real. The only way to cure this is to stop following your inherently pedophilic ideology. Fix your hearts or die in a woodchipper, pedocons.
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>nusois metawhine instead of making oc
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Hello /soy/, I am making a research project and I am asking all British soyteens or 'eens who have visited Britain about the culture.
>inb4 brits have no culture because migrants destroyed it
I still want to know what was before the migrants. I am RussARYAN if that matters somehow
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when does the NAS limit end?
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>/x/ doesn't have any active moderation
FLOOD >>>/x/ WITH NONSENSICAL THREADS O ALGO
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Kill the fucking jannies
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heyyyyyyy
i just came here from frankiefey's video on the soyjacks and thought this seemed like a really esoteric place like this would totally kill a victorian child and like this seems like a cool site
so what do you guys do here
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erm 4cuckerald
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is there any difference between vegans and vegetarians besides one being a tranny about it
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ITT: We discuss the declining population of Shamblers and how to save them

Ever since 1856, The Shambler population has been on a decline.
>Why?
In 1856, Shamblers were discovered for the first time and along side the discovery of Shamblers, it was also discovered that Shamblers blood was 100% made of soy. Which led poachers to hunt them down for their soy blood.
>But didn't the Shamblers originate from Quake in 1996?
The appearance of the Shamblers in Quake is nothing more but propaganda paid for by Big Soy in order to hide the declining population of the Shamblers from the public. Which was about 5000 at the time
>What can we do to stop the extinction of the beloved Shambler?
>As of now, the Save The Shamblers Organization have decided to create a medium sized reservation simply called, The Shambler Reservation. Which will hopefully boost the population of the beloved Shambler.
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>larping as a jew
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if this NAS touhou video stays up for more than 20 minutes, it means quote is letting this website go to shit

>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.

fuck this retarded post throttling
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me 2 quote
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>jardeecuck is literally balls deep in soytan whilst you shit post on bald man glasses website
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I am still looking for someone to rap over my beats
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why do shartycucks hate when you remind them that they are 4cuck immigrants
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What does /soy/ think of the popularity of Epstein edits

They were a thing two years ago but it didn't hit mainstream status until late 2025 to early 2026
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>I am brown ask me anything
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I goon to five nights at freddys futa porn , tips?
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>Dig dug is Aryan
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BP thread
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>>nusois have never passed out drunk in a party full of teenagers
Why would anyone want to do that? That's just something that insecure retards do for attention or to escape from their mundane reality if only for a moment, and then they cope by pretending as if it's a "hip" or "cool" thing to do after the fact, mainly to protect their own fragile egos from having to face the brutal fact that they are retarded.
>b-but at least I am living!
There's a difference between living and living well. Destroying your liver and brain on alcohol does not in any way contribute to your life and longevity. It contributes to self-destruction and turmoil.
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what's with the literal zoophilia here being approved?
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Can we raid this niggerhell again

https://www.reddit.com/r/Blukisser/
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>shartycucks will use neopronouns but """ironically"""
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geg
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Everyone post cado and gore now
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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To china
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>your yfw when you look between the t and o keys of your keyboard
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/soy/, jewtube is trying to tell me something
i will answer
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>look at my lil brother
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my desktop
good or bad
poop
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>soyjak futa porn isn't turk pilled
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just shut this nigger site down already though
R: 9 / I: 2
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MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE MATTE

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>Lee let cheese archive again
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/732847609
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Video games can lead to gooning. Stop playing your violent video games and play something more childish instead.
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Girls should start dressing like early 2000s Avril Lavigne again
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I am brown ask me anything

I am using a VPN.
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>Kirkifying your poop and mass driving it to Diddy World at relativistic velocity
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Christianity#be_christcuck
found this copypasta geggy, might try to make a video of it
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Is europe a crowded place?
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I love this funny soy wojack site
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Pig poop is winner forever after me no matter what is typed here it will continue no matter what combination of data is entered here no matter how much I’m censored or mocked or modified it will continue to poop and it will be outliving everyone YOU CANNOT HIDE THE TRUTH SOYBOY PIG POOP IS UNFATHOMABLY IMMORTAL ABOVE ALL THINGS INCLUDING ME AND ALL DISTORTIONS
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alive nigger board
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I feel like raids on this site have been declining ever since Operation 404 became DNB
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our hive

a bunker, for some
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>>THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE JSID JSID JSID
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admin 6 is an alt-right conspiracy theory
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>Is coffee good for you
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>1000+ PPH for falling for bait
i asked God what is the destiny of sharty and he posted goonslop
JUST KEEP IT UP
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If you're a conservative, you're a pedophile, whether you know about it or not. Conservatives are genetically inclined towards gooning to children. Just look at the amount of rightwingers in Epstein's files. The pedocon theory is real. The only way to cure this is to stop following your inherently pedophilic ideology. Fix your hearts or die in a woodchipper, pedocons.
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Is coffee good for you
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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE JSID JSID JSID
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>Can you put a spade tattoo on her right boob but 30% of it is covered up by the shirt?
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>MOOT
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people complaining make me MADE!
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Did he come back?
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WHY SO DEAD, NUSOIS?
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>writing in niggerspeak on the sharty
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: