Skip to main content Anon Sexually Assaults his friend : r/greentext

Anon Sexually Assaults his friend

[removed]
3.9K upvotes 151 comments

Most straight Hungarian

633
[deleted]

As a fellow Hungarian, I say lol. Lmao, even.

71

I am from Poland.

15
Continue this thread
Continue this thread
384
117
Continue this thread
[deleted]

On today's episode of "OP's thinly veiled fetish fanfics"...

323

veiled?

95

Gay ass fanfics

40
Continue this thread

with a name like FLORIAN he was asking for it.

real: this is actual rape anon you should unironically go to jail lmao.

255

Remember that really gay nigga from GTA 4? His name was Florian too

59

I thought his name was Tony. Even had a song about him.

19
Continue this thread
Continue this thread
Continue this thread
[deleted]
144
86
Continue this thread
Continue this thread
118
94
Continue this thread

This is quite literally fake and gay. Astonishing.

75
Continue this thread

Why would OP’s roommate not just beat the shit out of OP? Clearly if OP is pretending to be the sleep paralysis demon, then that would mean his friend wouldn’t actually be paralyzed.

57

because its fucking fake

69

Well that’s a fucking given.

17
Continue this thread
Continue this thread

Many such cases

Comment Image
57
45
26

You know what, just because of this post I will vote for the far right party in the next election, so OP could be executed and thrown into the Danube too.

Comment Image
17
Continue this thread

Akkor a jó kurva anyád

16
15

Hungarian for that paralysed dick 

14
[deleted]

Akkor..

7
Continue this thread
Continue this thread

What a fucking horrible day to be cursed with literacy.

13

This whole planet needs some cataclysm.

9
Continue this thread

Stopped reading as soon as "it" started

7
[deleted]
7

Hung and gay rian

6

Truly both fake and gay

5

Sleep paralysis lasts 10-20 seconds, and it's easy to awaken with help

5

That's just rape

5