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Singularity
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Are you sure that it's just getting started?
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Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards. |
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 Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
The singularity text template got nuked, so every page like this one will look rather ugly from now on
An unstable singularity is an entity somewhere in the universe that possesses supernatural properties and bends logic itself. It is said it is made out of so much antimatter that they merge together and create a form of pure antimatter. It has the supernatural ability to bring chaos, madness, and destruction from things such as simply mentioning it or showing it. The more it's shown the more it destroys the soyverse and the bonding of soy; plunging the soymmunity into eternal doom.
It feeds off worship and attention. The more it is known the more powerful it becomes. The only goal it has is to bring as much ruination as possible before its eventual downfall. It is said things like the REAL Poopson, Niggerjak, and Admin 6 are an unstable singularity. And, most of all, Our current admin. He stated that he will kill everything when he’s done with it.
Nobody uses this on the boards but it is used as a mineral on the 'ki a lot. It used to be used on the 'ki, but the templates are deleted because the Gradingcaust is a singularity itself.
In relation to other rankings[edit | edit source]
Singularity is still only a myth however, the worst confirmed quality of a post right now is the Sharty-killing Coal. However, in the Soyclore and the Soyble the singularity is mentioned multiple times, and it is confirmed that it'll be WAY WORSE THAN THE COAL THAT KILLED THE PARTY.
Examples of a singularity[edit | edit source]
- The four horsemen of Soypocalypse: Admin 6, Poopson, Niggerjak and Admin 7
- Quote, the Sharty’s true destroyer.
- 'O
- Soypocalypse
- Giggly Goonclown - an ungodly pedo gooner, chuds would rather watch cartel execution videos than this.
- Eka's Portal and vore in general
- Poop 5
- Pedophilia and 'P in its final stage
- ██████ ██ ████████████
- The Redemption
- The Gradingcaust (controversial), the genocide of topic quality templates on this very wiki by Cobblestone
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| Singularity is part of a series on the coal that is killing /soy/ 
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