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we need to ban all chuds and trump followers for breaking rule 2. they are all pedos ffs
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thats… pretty nuts, nigga!
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>nusois have never passed out drunk in a party full of teenagers
>nusois never tried weed behind their school
>nusois never left home at night just to walk with a cute SISA girl
>nusois will never know what it's like to have a fun teenage life
SHUT IT DOWN
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my desktop
good or bad
poop
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>This 'log
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What's that one soyjak variant where he's like "hoooouuuuugghhhhhhhhhhh 😨😮💨🧟♂️"
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OOGA BOOGA FOALMAKING SEX ALL NIGHT NO RUBBER WITH THESE TWO NOOOOOOOOOOOW
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If you're a conservative, you're a pedophile, whether you know about it or not. Conservatives are genetically inclined towards gooning to children. Just look at the amount of rightwingers in Epstein's files. The pedocon theory is real. The only way to cure this is to stop following your inherently pedophilic ideology. Fix your hearts or die in a woodchipper, pedocons.
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I love this funny soy wojack site
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jannies approve this image if you love kids, participate in multiple soycords, and want the site to shut down
attempt 2
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got a new tattoo sisters~
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I feel like raids on this site have been declining ever since Operation 404 became DNB
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if this NAS touhou video stays up for more than 20 minutes, it means quote is letting this website go to shit

>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.

fuck this retarded post throttling
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if keggyjak was created in times of /qa/ it would've been considered to be gemmier than cobson
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post your wife
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>bans shitskins, killing off portion of userbase
moved to pol, prob didn't impact much because of vpns
>bans cacas
kills off half of soysphere, no new raid BECAUSE THEY WERE THE HEAVY LIFTING, THEY MADE OCS, THEY CARRIED GEMMY RAIDS SUCH AS JACKRABBIT, OPERATION 404, OPERATION NNN AND OTHERS
>unbans NAS
hello 4chan /kway/
QUOTE, EVERYONE ARE MAD AT YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? ASK YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER??? IS THIS A PRANK? A JOKE? TELL ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
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OYY THEY LITREALLY MADE /SOY/ 4CUCK QA V2 GEGGG
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Your blinded by nostalgia my friend /qa/ was bad
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jannies approve this image if you love kids, participate in multiple soycords, and want the site to shut down
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since when?
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Mods, lets please enforce the rules against anti-Semitism, racism, white supremacy and related. Nazi wannabes have no place here; they just shit up the board. Ban them, prune them, deny them. No, neo-Nazi
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Eminem with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his clit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt. and oreos
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New RTL logo


Should this be the new RTL logo?
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>cacacaust happened
>site immediately becomes fun
How was this a bad thing exactly?
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dragon ball mogs all of the current groyper slop in the 'log btw
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Sizzling fajitas
hot pan crackles loud and bright—
smell fills up the room.
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Rate my tattoo
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If you gonna stop reply to Stupid stuff then stupid stuff will become useless and stupid stuff no more,easy
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>allaaaahhhhhhhhhh ALLLAH LALALALALALAL we taking oveeerre brotheeerrrrr eughhhhh brother eughhhhh what's that brotheerrrr she's too old (10) brotheeerrrrrr
<HEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPP MEEEE UN, NATO, ISIS THESE JEWISH BVLLS ARE LEVELLING MY HOUSEEE ALLAAGHHHHHHHH
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>Now everybody with a bbc
>Put your motherfucking dicks out and cum on me
>Everybody with a bbc
>Notice this man did not have his bbc out
>This TWP has got you ass up
>Now who's afraid of the Big Black Cock?
>One, two, three, and to the four
>One Cock, two Cock, three Cock, four
>Four Cock, three Cock, two Cock, one
>You're Cock, he's Cock, no Cock, none
>This guy ain't got no motherfuckin' bbc
>I know everything that he's bout to say against me
>I am white, I love BBCs up my bum
>I do live in a polycule with my bvll
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I remember when E Girls were all the rage a few years back!
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>bumping your own thread like a dehydrated niggerbaby
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JSIDFR

Just shut it down I'm not even joking, there is more tranime and bait on the fucking log than soyjaks, we haven't had any gemmy raids within the last month, its fucking over, soy is becoming Niggerhell, fucking shut it down and quote limenade mustard just end your lives already
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lets raid territorial.io
https://soyjakwiki.org/Territorial.io

>why?

because we did this 2 years ago, and it was pretty gemmy, causing alot of seethe in their autistic community, the game is also quite fun

https://territorial.io/

>what do i do?

<set your name to anything but with [SOYJAK] at the end (picrel)
<play multiplayer, follow this guide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-rhaSwxtJQ
<raid xheir 'cord, target individual faction servers to generate extra seethe (pthqvpTXmh)

bonus points if you make your name chuddy
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>nobongo cares shit abok
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ITT we post stuff from the 'ki that we found funny or interesting
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If you're trans, you're a pedophile, whether you know about it or not. Trannies are genetically inclined towards gooning to children. Just look at the amount of trannygroomers there are. The pedotroon theory is real. The only way to cure this is to stop following your inherently pedophilic ideology. Fix your hearts or die in a woodchipper, pedotroons.
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>chino on the 'log
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why are you chudcels so mean to me 😔😢💔
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How do i know if someone is posting bnwo porn to own the tranimefags and if they're posting it because they like it? I post those edits on the cuck but some people seem to be into it, i thought it was just a spadeson troll thing
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Ronald McDonald's would be disappointed in you guys
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Eminem's pussy before he got passed around by Dre and whatnot would've been perfection. It would be tight, but not overly so, and it would be always wet.
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why so much troonydrones
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What would you do if a wholesome boymoder brought you a snickers bar?
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Those lips are made for BBC

(KYS NIGGER IP:155.93.0.1)
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Made this 'jak bades on an Italian Cuckserative youtuber, named him Rick DuSoy
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McDonald's
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Cambrian ias
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>nas not being deleted on /soy/
Jannies are asleep. Post nigger gore
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He's begging for bbc in this photo. He needs to be damaged and used as Dr Dre's cocksleeve
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Wagner invented "the west". Wagner IS " the west". Wagner gave life and meaning to "the west". Without Wagner there would not be " the west".
W.
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this is a message to all you bigoted transphobes on this site!
>picrel
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>WE (ME and YOU) used to add nonsensical IAS padding
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Why do all bnwo posters look like this
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Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.

Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.

I. The Nature of Coal

Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.

While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”

Let us review the key definitions for your edification:

Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.

Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.

Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.

To reject coal is to reject life itself.

II. The Art of Spam

From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.

Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.

Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.

III. Cultural Expectations

Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.

IV. Closing Remarks

We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!
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Obama on the log

Best President of my lifetime
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disgusting jimbocreature
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Made this 'jak bades on an Italian Cuckserative youtuber, named him Rick DuSoy
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itt we post bait FAILS
>The inclusi- [DISCARDED BY THE QDL]
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>basedjaks must be in every threadStop posting this awful soyWoah! And there it is! The hilarious greentext CIA soyjaks! That's all I get for running this site. That and spambots posting 5 times a minute and the CP botsIf you guys didn't know, a moment ago we were raided by leftist soyjakers from bunkerchan and the site known as soyjak.partythey are a /leftypol/ offshoot I hearThis universe is mineShit tier wojackONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAKyou just made this? Well done anon you want your dick sucked?fnf like having funfuck this gay website ran by pedophilesFuck this shit websiteFor some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high groundsnarky snappy whatever its calledNever stop jakkin', soyteensObsessed brimstoneOH I'M A COLORJAKThis is gem control to Major Cobsooby soobTOL TOL TOLYOU, YOU PERSONIFY DISCORDFuck this guy for making this brim, fuck the guy on Twitter for pushing it through the masses, and FUCK YOU FOR DEFENDING THIS SHITClitty status: leakingflood detected; post discardedyou were one i kerjust another Jewish psyopmfw throw poop at neighbor ladyThis thread has run its courseI saved 20 ABDL videos 2 years agoI love you too little buddyOH MY GOD SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVEThe sign is a subtle jokeMarge, I'm confused. Is this a good ending or a bad ending?'jakking dies in darknessIT'S SO OVER IT LITERALLY NEVER EVEN BEGANFUCK SOOT I HAVE YOUR IPS BITCHESOHNONONONO NUSOICACAS WHATS THIS?!!Delete /pol/There's currently a Ziglezogle or whatever that show is called thread that's obviously a covert Sharty threadDeanMy wife Cobson is so cuteI think I became the target of the soyjak party. I will live quietly now.sorryJEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA!!!!!!! ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW HE MADE SHITTY WHITE NOISE PIECES FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!!Woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh story of undertalesite's starting to lose steam ….He posts on a "sharty"? Ewwww*sharts on your post*NIGGA I'M NUTS!HEY SOOT, I'M GONNA RAM YOUR BOAT*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dr. Fauci, give us vaccinesAre you ready for ze New VVorld Order™There's a party, a 'jakkers paradiseHey guys, kuz here, world-famous imageboard buyer. I bought alot of imageboardsLOL KEK KEK LMAO LMAO LMAO XD HAHAIT'S ME JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS! AIIIYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHi chud, it's Nikocado Avocado, and I'm just here to say you should really go visit 'soyjak.party'. Go to the soyjak.party, it's a really cool site, and HOME to your favorite MEMES!Today we are deleting Facebook and launching Jartybook. With Jartybook get ready to share 'p with your friends like never before. Forget status updates, with Jartybook you'll broadcast your gooning sessions live while a virtual Soylita reacts in real time, hyping you up every time you cum.Wh..what the… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!And I should know a thing or two about being funny, because I'm the Cobson wojakChicago crime, Chicago crime, my name's Cobson and I'm ready to rhyme!ALL THAT AGREE WITH ME, GO ON FORTH TO THE SOYJAK. PARTY BOARDS. MOVE ONTO THEM. RAID THEM. WE ARE DOING GOD'S WORK AGAINST THE EVILS OF THE DEMIURGE. POST FURRY ART. GIVE THEM RELIABLE SOURCES. HUMOR THEM AND FEED THEIR INSANE DELUSIONS UNTIL THEY BLOAT AND THEY BURST. MAKE. SOYJAKS. OUT OF THEM! GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. MAKE, THEM, PAY. MAKE. THEM. SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUDETake your medsDid Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?NiggerI've pretty much revolved the rest of my life around not being associated with Barney in hopes I don't end up like those who like it. I can't think, I can't live, because everywhere I go, I see that purple dinosaur's visage.I was touching myself rather raucously to scandalous images of the character known as “Soy Tan” when my poor eyes were suddenly bombarded by the large, gaping currency receptacle owned by one Nicholas Cado Avocado. Please, janitorial staff, remove this ruffian with haste so I may continue jostling my jordan to saucy lithographs of my beloved fictional wife./qa/ - /QA/ FUCKING WONWelcome to /qa/ - Basedjaks. This is a board for the discussion of Basedjaks and … onions. Outside of basedjaks, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here.Hey 'eensOr somethingSoyboy woahjack wikiI AM GOD HEREwordswordswordsI RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXESNext week we're unleashing Instashemmy and WhatsSchlog.
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new toss
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what clinical diagnoses do you 'teens have
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average HTSM poster o algo
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ITT we appreaciate quote and post 'zellig
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
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criticize my brim

criticize the new brimmy nas coal i made as a nusoi, also shoutout to >>25588 for the image i traced from, i call him spookjak
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ITS TOO JIMBOPILLED…
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>when you see an woman on the train
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
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>i ask Jewmini to make me a podcast on the sharty
>GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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jimbo jimbo on the wall
who's the most vantablak of them all
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Jesus loves you
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DEPLOY JIMBO
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hes talking to you
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Total Tranny Death.























>
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
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>ANIME GIRLS ON MY 'LOG!? FUCK YOU SAGE! SAGE! SAGE QOOT SOOT DOLL KOOZ FROOT BAN HIM NOOOOOOOOW!
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WHEN I SAY SLAVERY, YOU SAY SORRY
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our hive

a bunker, for some
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Wholesome ideology-uniting gem
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raisin o algo and oreos
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Wait, I thought this was a soyjak board?
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>your yfw when you look between the t and o keys of your keyboard
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Brap
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tuff?
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thread for oc i will use dots for reppey ignore dis thread

>
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Newfag here, I havent looked at any posts yet other than the sticky.
What should I expect from this board? Pic not related.
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>soyjak.party? More like poopfart.shitty! Oh my god, this site sucks!
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>>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST CUTE GIRLS BECAUSE ITS GOONER OR SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH THEY ARENT SEXUALIZED AND I GET HARD LOOKING AT THEM I WILL NOW POST BNWO EDITS OF THEM TO PISS YOU OFF NOT BECAUSE I GOON TO THEM OR SOMETHING
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chris
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>>>/jak/
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my mfw this 'og
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hey guys i drew soyjak what do you think
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Dykes have herpes just like faggots have aids
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im trans btw

Oooo I'm a dead nigger of an admin
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>drivable cities
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>tfw total troon death
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I've given up dating men; primarily, their diverse and widely differing character traits put me off. I wouldn't describe myself as heterosexual, although I do think it would be more complete for me to venture into the world of heteroeroticism and find someone somewhat similar to me. It's important to me, however, that my partner is rather calm and thoughtful. Now, my empirical observations have contradicted me: foids have always been loud and trivial. Brittany Venti fits this image, she is ideological, unbearably loud, and has completely submitted to the mematic sociolect. I can't stand people like that and long for someone with whom I can engage in armchair philosophy on the balcony during a cold winter. Of course, I'm fully aware that generalizing from a few examples to the whole group is unreasonable and, above all, illogical, but so far nothing has changed my mind. What do you guys think?
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total nas death~ fuggen jerdee~
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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When women complain about troons, they dont even realize its on them.

They are the ones who made trannies exist in the first place by complaining about men and doing narratives of how they are evil o algo. Making poor unfortunate males troon out. They will be replaced.
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>Eminem with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he would make sure to wax every once in a while. His lips would be so silky. To see his clit, you’d have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it would be so easy for him to squirt. and oreos
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obama was half white, but republicans were full racist
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dead board award
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>
TRANNIES SHOOT UP SCHOOLS BECAUSE THEYRE PATHETIC NIGGERS WHO WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN KEEKEKEKEK
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SUPER ARYAN BUMP

trans rights are human rights
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anyone else think this board is starting to get kind of repetitive and boring? how do any oldsois actually still post here regularly its genuinely the same shit over and over again and theres barely any actual discussion or entertaining shit to do at all
>muh fuggin discussion in bald men with glasses website soylent board
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MESSAGE TO NUSOIS

Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.
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>posting bait all day instead of making gemmy raids, games and threads like we used to
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Reminder that most troonslop baitNVKES on the sharty are from people that genuinely find their troonslop interesting evendoe those internet shows are for children or teenagers. Make sure to point and laugh at them for being autiats that goon to children's shows.
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Nu gamenight

ITT, we are playing drednot.io
link: https://drednot.io/invite/Si6TNd7XzIygCH7nrckoA3JH

What is it?
it's a gemmy nobaldi's favorite io game from 2019 that he plays at work where you cooperate (maybe with other phonos or yourself) in a ship and you do shit on order to expand and become strong or something.

(just remember that you need to kill 30 bots to get chat)
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Tanzania supports JSID
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>Oh my..nate you look so beautiful *blushes* im so glad you finally look like the mare you felt like inside. Rarity's makeover was amazing…do you want us to help you pick out your new name?

<Oh Nate Darling you look downright ethereal! You already had the perfect petite delicate frame from the start i only accentuated what was already there!
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>HAHAHA I WILL BTFO EVERYONE WITH THIS FAT FURRY NI-
<SAY THAT AGAIN YTBOI
>I'm s-s-sorry
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So, uhhh, what am I supposed to do here? There are conflicting ideas of what should be expected from this board
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I've given up dating women; primarily, their diverse and widely differing character traits put me off. I wouldn't describe myself as bisexual, although I do think it would be more complete for me to venture into the world of homoeroticism and find someone somewhat similar to me. It's important to me, however, that my partner is rather calm and thoughtful. Now, my empirical observations have contradicted me: faggots have always been loud and trivial. Nick Fuentes fits this image, he is ideological, unbearably loud, and has completely submitted to the mematic sociolect.I can't stand people like that and long for someone with whom I can engage in armchair philosophy on the balcony during a cold winter. Of course, I'm fully aware that generalizing from a few examples to the whole group is unreasonable and, above all, illogical, but so far nothing has changed my mind. What do you guys think?
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Let's just dox and harass random trannies.
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abysmal log QLMJEYLA
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What the fuck is up with the wiki? yesterday I made an account and made an edit to an article it was approved and eveyrhting was great I even saw the article with the new changes and then I went to sleep.
Next thing you know I wake up check the article and its still in its old form I checked the revision history maybe someone reverted it, Nobody did my changes are just not there
>the fuck?
I said then I tried searching my user just in case because every user has a page. And it doesnt even exist, like its just not there my user doesnt show up.
Is der 'ki retarded?
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>>15129380(OP)
>oh my vey she is not so attractive
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test
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CLAV GOT MOGGED BY THE ASU FRAT LEADER
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You may not like it nusoi but these three are the three phenotypes of a sharty user's dream body…
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test
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Can we raid this niggerhell again

https://www.reddit.com/r/Blukisser/
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>Me is jus a a little soycaca baby and you off siders be postin coal on muh shiddy. Oh no, now i gotta post a picture of dah peepee dah frog and leak about duh curent state of dah log and how nophono even wants to use dis site cuz dah fuhgen jerdee is posting EPI again. You are fuggen jerdee eyez da high-IQ oldgod, even doe eyez spend 14 hours a day clitty leaking at you. Eyez need yal to reply to me and tell me eyez a demorlizer or else eyez gonna flood the catty, mayne. I be unbothered tho. Your obsessed but also BTFO'd so hard you didnt reply o alog. gotta pretend eyez unbothered while eyez check da PPH every five minutes to see if my frog thread got slid, mayne.
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>>HAHAHA I WILL BTFO EVERYONE WITH THIS FAT FURRY NI-
><SAY THAT AGAIN YTBOI
>>I'm s-s-sorry
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>*clicks the square*
>"reason: "/soy/'s rule 2""
>*clicks "report"*
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/oc/

Hello saars. This thread is to 'jak and discuss gemmy projects. make OCs and have fun with soyjaks.
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SHUT DOWN THIS MOSSAD AI SPYWARE FREE MASON WEBSITE IP/KEY/PASSWORD/APPLEPAY LOGGER! NO REAL PERSON HAS USED THIS WEBSITE SINCE 2025! IF THE AI POST SERVER WASN'T RUNNING THE PPH WOULD BE 0! TENSOR CHIPS LAY BEHIND THOSE POSTS! SHUT IT DOWN! SHARTY CULTURE HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM DUE TO A MOSSAD PUSH ORIGINATING IN POLISH GHETTOS INHABITED BY ALBANIANS CREATED IN A FREEMASON LAB IN ISRAEL! THOSE SAME GENERATED ALBANIANS MAINTAIN THE (((NVIDIA))) GPUS RUNNING THE AI MAINFRAME USED TO GENERATE HTSM! SOY CULTURE DIED IN 2024, WAS KEPT ON LIFE SUPPORT BY CABAL, AND SOLD TO ISRAELI SLEEPER AGENTS TO LOAD THE SOY CULTURE ONTO A CHATGPT SERVER TO MAKE (((SOY CULTURE))) M(((AI)))NSTREAM! DNI AND NEVER RETURN TO THIS WEBSITE!
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>i
>fucking
>LOVE
>SCIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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though
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What do you think about the pancakes I just made
R: 0 / I: 0
>Senko loves u btw
R: 5 / I: 2
>ClipboardImage (47).png
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iGODs, we won.
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>frog anus on the 'log
fuck this shit website
R: 0 / I: 0
geg
R: 2 / I: 1
>
<OH… MY… HITLER!
<THAT ONE!
<I WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE!
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how long this NAS will survive?
R: 7 / I: 4
Only whitebois fetishize being cuckolds

there is not a single attractive woman who wants anything to do with a whiteboi cuckold subhuman

White women love BBC because it makes whitebois so mad and BBC BVLLS are so dangerous, it makes their white slut BNWO pussies so wet to think about having sex with a BLAK GUY that sex with a BLAK GUY is irresistible to them.
R: 2 / I: 1
IT HAS BEGUN.
R: 1 / I: 0
ireland is white
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Now that 'teens are gone I have to admit
I fuck tranny asspussy regularly with my chuddy clitty
They are easy to fuck
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Welcome
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>sexy mares
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sexy mares
R: 6 / I: 5
>sexy mares
R: 1 / I: 1
>You may not like it nusoi but these three are the three phenotypes of a sharty user's dream body…
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Inside an empty room, my inspiration flows.
R: 4 / I: 3
Soytan seems to be very upset about nate leaving her… You know what they say… Lose the zero, get with the hero! So how about it soytan my mamacita
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/bar

Open once again, for a little while
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nya
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>posting soyjaks
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i didnt fap for a week and i ejaculated today and it was painful
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NAS gems thread
since we're only allowed like 4 fucking threads per hour let's spam our NAS gems that we couldn't post before
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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>…
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
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What NAS do you post here?
I mainly post frogs
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Actual fucking NIGGERHELL. I told everyone that they should make more gems, more oc. But there is no one left. Everything is NAS. There isn't a single oldGOD or nusoi in sight. Eveything is bait.
I don't know how Quote is having fun with this site. Please. JUST SHUT IT DOWN. end this suffering.
R: 2 / I: 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQk

Nusoicucks… This is your mindset… They're gentrifying your culture.
<reddit space
JSID…
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what would you have wished you done before Quote Just Shuts It Down ?
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In these coal times, have a gem.
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Juat a reminder to all the niggers saying that this place is just a shitposting and bait site:
When sharty was created, even in the stage of being a joke site, the reason for it's existence was to shitpost with 'jaks and, most importantly as old kway was closed, escape 4cuck's niggerhell state. That also means escaping mainstream troonslop media, since 4cuck was well into it's mainstream state and thus, everyone there had an autistic interest to some random tranny animation. The reason we even use this site apart from the obvious facts like 'jakking, making OC and raiding, is to go away from kiked out mainstream media made for trannies. I don't care what you think the site was before, now it is like that, and you should not use any retarded excuse to post whatever troonslop you find funny, because the truth is no one here likes it other than you. If you're an obsessed tranny, you don't belong on the sharty.
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>why do so many nusois want to transition and become cute pony mares? marge?
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why do nusois hate my little pony
R: 5 / I: 2
>Nusois might have been born normal, but after years of isolation and internet addiction, they're not anymore.
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How to get miss circle's physique?
R: 5 / I: 1
Why Breivik didn't troon out despite being abused and groomed by his mother? or something
R: 21 / I: 3
hi friends, I am making a soyjak chessboard for my ceramics class and i have finished one side of it, white side:
pawn- chud
rook- cobson
knight- impjak
bishop- markiplier
queen- soytan
king- nate
what should I make for the other side
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CIA

Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.
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>nas bad because i look like that
R: 6 / I: 3
walkable cities won btw if that even matters
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QUOTE PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEASE QUOTE
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>how it feels to post on the sharty knowing every post is AI generated by an israeli free mason server sitting in romania managed by indians born in slovakia
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 2 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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>rape
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Make him into a chudjak
R: 2 / I: 1
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every single post on this website is ai generated. you are talking to no one. there are no more so-called "nusois". this website has been dead since mid 2025 and you've been talking to a computer.
R: 1 / I: 0
New toss
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>lol 2026 years since what? gotcha! (even doe it got Jesus birth wrong by 5 years)
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THE GEM THAT SAVED THE SHERDEE
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>WE ARE HUNKY TWINK SEX MACHINEEEEEEE
>WE'LL MAKE SHERDEE KNOWNNNNNN
>WITH QUOTE WE WILL RISEEEEEE
R: 4 / I: 2
yall suck
R: 0 / I: 0
frutiger aero was good
R: 4 / I: 1
>So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
R: 1 / I: 1
>>212827
for some reason when i try to post that thread, it always gets posted on /q even though im posting on /soy. But if anyone has the template reppey it here no arrow
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soyak is my favourite variant
>
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^
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Do you guys like tea?

What tea do your drink? I am quite fond of chinese tea
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Is there a Lee goldson of the shardee
>
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NUSOIS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET

>
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>TLDR: There's a script on archive.today to make your browser silently spam requests to a certain site, with the intention of using the combined traffic of all archive.today vistors to DDoS that site. Do not visit archive.today/archive.ph/archive.is/etc with javascript enabled. Rearchive all archive.ph links to megalodon.jp wherever you see them.
marge who cares if some random faggot’s blog gets ddosed
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test
>
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nu giga
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why do so many nusois want to marry pooners and take care of ftms? marge? marge?
R: 3 / I: 1
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 7 / I: 1
why do so many nusois want to transition and become cute pony mares? marge?

>image example of a mindbroken gigger
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What HTSM report reasons do you think jannies have to sift through on a daily basis
R: 12 / I: 5
he won
R: 2 / I: 0
>horse radish is not cut parts of a horse bibisi meds
R: 17 / I: 8
>You never wanted chocolate
>You actually wanted dat bibisi
R: 8 / I: 2

Send me 'G teens

Can you send me 'G? I wanna hear it but for some reason 'G on the 'ki are mute
No arrow because it's literally me i look like this act like this and say this
R: 7 / I: 1
>YOU STUPID AMERIMUTT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO CALL *ME* A FOOTBALL!
R: 0 / I: 0
he saw nobedingo
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uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
R: 3 / I: 0
>learning exclusively black American sign language
R: 0 / I: 0
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>I HATE CURRENT THING!
R: 0 / I: 0
Is this poopson?
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHY ARE CHUDS LIKE THIS
R: 5 / I: 1
Tht sadw😢😢😢
Hitla repcset butan👇👇👇
R: 6 / I: 1
Bitch of mother forced me to clear the snow in the yard all because she needs to go wage. Literally interrupted me while I was playing as the Fourth Reich in HOI4. Btw I'm 29.
>no green arrow cuz it's literally me
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Coal or gem?
R: 1 / I: 1
>AWAWAWAWAWA
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>McFucking kill yourself you obsessed burger
R: 10 / I: 6

Optimized gigas

Post optimized gigas ITT
R: 23 / I: 9
ITT we post based chudcel owning gems
R: 0 / I: 0
>soyjak.jerddee
R: 5 / I: 1
Nusoicacas don't even argue against NAS on /soy/ they just look at you like this
R: 1 / I: 0
>Nusoicacas don't even argue against the cacacaust they just look at you like this
R: 0 / I: 0
Nusoicacas don't even argue against the cacacaust they just look at you like this
R: 1 / I: 0
>being neurotypical
R: 7 / I: 2
>eating poop le bad
R: 1 / I: 0
Vanilla is good goyslop
R: 10 / I: 2
Xomeone help me add a smiling giga on top of this guy
R: 0 / I: 0
I know you're trans btw
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and soys can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-'ooru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make ms circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh ms circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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HTSM is so adorable. I'm infatuated with him.
R: 3 / I: 1
I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. Making fun of this shithole used to be fun but now its just boring. You are all boring, and its rubbing off on me. Htsm is irrelevant now because this site is irrelevant and its shitty injokes and "humor" only lives on with autist failtrolls and jewtubers. Its crazy how much things change over a month or two. Posting HTSM was like casting pearls among swine but now its like casting pearls to dnb. Rest in piss shitty.
R: 17 / I: 4

/calm/ - Calm

Post /calm/ing music
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gulping down beer and redbull for breakfast AMA
R: 8 / I: 12
post
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>I agree, but can we stop using gendered language?
R: 2 / I: 2
>meta quoting even though the shitter is deader than dnb
R: 1 / I: 0
An adult is sitting in a gaming chair holding a steering wheel. The individual is positioned in what appears to be a home gaming setup. In the background, various wall decorations and a monitor are visible. The foreground features the gaming chair and the individual engrossed in what seems to be a virtual racing game. I believe they are in Dallas, Texas.

The person is most likely African American, with an income range of $30,000 to $50,000, and probably an Atheist. Their sexual orientation is likely Bisexual. Emotionally, they seem focused, content, and slightly stressed. Dressed in a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers, their interests include gaming, racing, and streaming, as well as indulging in junk food, enjoying solitude, and engaging in social justice. Their political affiliation is likely with the Democrat party. They exhibit biases like ageism, lookism, anti-white bias, and anti-conservative bias.

They seem to have low self-esteem, be introverted, dishonest, emotionally unstable, not adventurous and lack self-control hence we can target them with niche gaming gear and common comfort and convenience products, such as Next Level Racing F-GT Simulator Cockpit, DXRacer Formula Series Gaming Chair, Razer Kiyo Pro Streaming Webcam, Coursera Subscription, Doritos Nacho Cheese, Coca-Cola, Netflix Subscription, Uber Eats.
R: 7 / I: 0
Suggest some websites I should block through my DNS. I'm running out of ideas
R: 13 / I: 2
>gooning to fascists, MAGA and ICE agents
R: 35 / I: 4
>science le good
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>shoving your dilator deep into your fat hairy ass so hard that your anus prolapses and starts uncontrollably leaking liquid shit everywhere then taking the dirty diarrhea-laced dilator out of your arse and jamming it into your tight bloody gaping neovagina and fucking it harder than the atom bomb hit hiroshima until it’s stretched so wide that the rotting gray maggot-filled meat flaps hang off the side of your leg and your brown little neo-clitty bean oozes so much pus that it looks like you’re pissing yourself
R: 23 / I: 14
>logon to the sharty for the first time in months
>ponies
>cord cats
>tr*nime
>murder drones
>0 pph
it's kind of obvious that quote is a mossad agent. no one actually uses this shithole anymore but your culture has infected the entire internet. jewish owned website.
R: 1 / I: 1

ITT WE GIGAQUOTING SOYLENT COMMERCIAL

https://youtu.be/DzKOG645gwU?si=SWCdCuj6KHRBLd__
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>soycux are posting anime and weabshit
R: 0 / I: 0
>the site is now a fetid corpse and only nuqa maggots reside (quotecord’s little favorite rape victims)
R: 0 / I: 0
>each day I go to a board that likes to help with gooning
R: 23 / I: 11
JSID
Quote get the revvy, aim it at your head and pull the trigger. This site is so done, no good threads, no OC, only NAS, pony and murder drones spam is all that's left on the 'log. JSID
R: 1 / I: 0
we can't claim this today
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FACT

Bimmyjak and soyjak neo are both gems.
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why do most of you niggers look like this
>i don't
R: 7 / I: 1
Where to buy desk for bathroom
R: 0 / I: 0
>WAAAAAH WAAAAAH THE LOG IS COAL FUCK U QUOTE
R: 386 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 470 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 94 / I: 44
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 440 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 327 / I: 221
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: