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IVLIVS CAESAR

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🤣 Rest in piss, IVLIVS CAESAR 🤣

Smoking that IVLIVS CAESAR pack tonight.💯
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The bage and sectoin will writted buy ESL
You WILL going two fix grammer of bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English.

Ivlivs Caesar was a selfish little fvck best known for rvling the Roman Empire and filling it vp with absolvte brimstone. It got so bad that not even his personal bvll Brvtvs wanted to fvck with him so they ACKed that nigga on the 15th of March. His real appeal was in the military victories Caesar achieved, conqvering Gavl and greatly expanding the empire.

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Caesar is Froot and 9a0c is Brvtvs or something.

YOV WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FVRTHER

FACTS[edit | edit source]

  • Thovgh the Caesar Salad bears his name, it was named after Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant that came to Mexico
  • The month of Ivly is named after Ivlivs Caesar
  • His name later became the German title Kaiser, and the Rvssian title Tsar.
  • Iesvs told the Pharisees that yov shovld render to Caesar what is Caesar's, and to God what is God's after they tried to corner him by asking him if we shovld pay taxes to Rome.
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