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SNCA:Seinfeld

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All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"when you quickscope a jew nigger brony on 9/11"

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Mazel tov! Seinfeld is Kosher!

The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots.

>…

<There they are! Room for one more? Whoa—what’s with him?

^Don’t bother, he’s having… an online tragedy.

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<Well, what happened?

>THEY SOYQUOTED ME!

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<What is that—some kind of vegan punctuation?

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>THE SHARTY…!

^It's when people quote what he says on a website, but they put a cartoon bald guy next to it.

>Spadeson completely invalidates whatever I have to say…

<Little balding man—George, how did they get your face? You gotta be more vigilant of your privacy online, man.

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