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Juat a reminder to all the niggers saying that this place is just a shitposting and bait site:
When sharty was created, even in the stage of being a joke site, the reason for it's existence was to shitpost with 'jaks and, most importantly as old kway was closed, escape 4cuck's niggerhell state. That also means escaping mainstream troonslop media, since 4cuck was well into it's mainstream state and thus, everyone there had an autistic interest to some random tranny animation. The reason we even use this site apart from the obvious facts like 'jakking, making OC and raiding, is to go away from kiked out mainstream media made for trannies. I don't care what you think the site was before, now it is like that, and you should not use any retarded excuse to post whatever troonslop you find funny, because the truth is no one here likes it other than you. If you're an obsessed tranny, you don't belong on the sharty.

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post your wife

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How to get miss circle's physique?

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walkable cities won btw if that even matters

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i didnt fap for a week and i ejaculated today and it was painful

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CIA

Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.

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QUOTE PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEASE QUOTE

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every single post on this website is ai generated. you are talking to no one. there are no more so-called "nusois". this website has been dead since mid 2025 and you've been talking to a computer.

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hi friends, I am making a soyjak chessboard for my ceramics class and i have finished one side of it, white side:
pawn- chud
rook- cobson
knight- impjak
bishop- markiplier
queen- soytan
king- nate
what should I make for the other side

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anyone else think this board is starting to get kind of repetitive and boring? how do any oldsois actually still post here regularly its genuinely the same shit over and over again and theres barely any actual discussion or entertaining shit to do at all
>muh fuggin discussion in bald men with glasses website soylent board

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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?

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New toss

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Why Breivik didn't troon out despite being abused and groomed by his mother? or something

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yall suck

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frutiger aero was good

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why do nusois hate my little pony

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What NAS do you post here?
I mainly post frogs

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what would you have wished you done before Quote Just Shuts It Down ?

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>>212827
for some reason when i try to post that thread, it always gets posted on /q even though im posting on /soy. But if anyone has the template reppey it here no arrow

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soyak is my favourite variant
>
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^
""

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Make him into a chudjak

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NAS gems thread
since we're only allowed like 4 fucking threads per hour let's spam our NAS gems that we couldn't post before

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Do you guys like tea?

What tea do your drink? I am quite fond of chinese tea

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Is there a Lee goldson of the shardee
>

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Reminder that most troonslop baitNVKES on the sharty are from people that genuinely find their troonslop interesting evendoe those internet shows are for children or teenagers. Make sure to point and laugh at them for being autiats that goon to children's shows.

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NUSOIS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET

>

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>TLDR: There's a script on archive.today to make your browser silently spam requests to a certain site, with the intention of using the combined traffic of all archive.today vistors to DDoS that site. Do not visit archive.today/archive.ph/archive.is/etc with javascript enabled. Rearchive all archive.ph links to megalodon.jp wherever you see them.
marge who cares if some random faggot’s blog gets ddosed

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test
>

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nu giga

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why do so many nusois want to marry pooners and take care of ftms? marge? marge?

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In these coal times, have a gem.

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The Beatles is troonslop

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why do so many nusois want to transition and become cute pony mares? marge?

>image example of a mindbroken gigger

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What HTSM report reasons do you think jannies have to sift through on a daily basis

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he won

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What the fuck is up with the wiki? yesterday I made an account and made an edit to an article it was approved and eveyrhting was great I even saw the article with the new changes and then I went to sleep.
Next thing you know I wake up check the article and its still in its old form I checked the revision history maybe someone reverted it, Nobody did my changes are just not there
>the fuck?
I said then I tried searching my user just in case because every user has a page. And it doesnt even exist, like its just not there my user doesnt show up.
Is der 'ki retarded?

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raisin o algo and oreos

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Send me 'G teens

Can you send me 'G? I wanna hear it but for some reason 'G on the 'ki are mute
No arrow because it's literally me i look like this act like this and say this

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he saw nobedingo

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uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…

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/oc/

Hello saars. This thread is to 'jak and discuss gemmy projects. make OCs and have fun with soyjaks.

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Is this poopson?

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHY ARE CHUDS LIKE THIS

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Tht sadw😢😢😢
Hitla repcset butan👇👇👇

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Bitch of mother forced me to clear the snow in the yard all because she needs to go wage. Literally interrupted me while I was playing as the Fourth Reich in HOI4. Btw I'm 29.
>no green arrow cuz it's literally me

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Coal or gem?

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/bar

Open once again, for a little while

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if keggyjak was created in times of /qa/ it would've been considered to be gemmier than cobson

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Optimized gigas

Post optimized gigas ITT

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ITT we post based chudcel owning gems

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Nusoicacas don't even argue against NAS on /soy/ they just look at you like this

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Nusoicacas don't even argue against the cacacaust they just look at you like this

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Vanilla is good goyslop

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Xomeone help me add a smiling giga on top of this guy

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I know you're trans btw
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and soys can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-'ooru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make ms circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh ms circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website

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HTSM is so adorable. I'm infatuated with him.

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I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. Making fun of this shithole used to be fun but now its just boring. You are all boring, and its rubbing off on me. Htsm is irrelevant now because this site is irrelevant and its shitty injokes and "humor" only lives on with autist failtrolls and jewtubers. Its crazy how much things change over a month or two. Posting HTSM was like casting pearls among swine but now its like casting pearls to dnb. Rest in piss shitty.

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gulping down beer and redbull for breakfast AMA

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post

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An adult is sitting in a gaming chair holding a steering wheel. The individual is positioned in what appears to be a home gaming setup. In the background, various wall decorations and a monitor are visible. The foreground features the gaming chair and the individual engrossed in what seems to be a virtual racing game. I believe they are in Dallas, Texas.

The person is most likely African American, with an income range of $30,000 to $50,000, and probably an Atheist. Their sexual orientation is likely Bisexual. Emotionally, they seem focused, content, and slightly stressed. Dressed in a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers, their interests include gaming, racing, and streaming, as well as indulging in junk food, enjoying solitude, and engaging in social justice. Their political affiliation is likely with the Democrat party. They exhibit biases like ageism, lookism, anti-white bias, and anti-conservative bias.

They seem to have low self-esteem, be introverted, dishonest, emotionally unstable, not adventurous and lack self-control hence we can target them with niche gaming gear and common comfort and convenience products, such as Next Level Racing F-GT Simulator Cockpit, DXRacer Formula Series Gaming Chair, Razer Kiyo Pro Streaming Webcam, Coursera Subscription, Doritos Nacho Cheese, Coca-Cola, Netflix Subscription, Uber Eats.

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Suggest some websites I should block through my DNS. I'm running out of ideas

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>logon to the sharty for the first time in months
>ponies
>cord cats
>tr*nime
>murder drones
>0 pph
it's kind of obvious that quote is a mossad agent. no one actually uses this shithole anymore but your culture has infected the entire internet. jewish owned website.

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JSID
Quote get the revvy, aim it at your head and pull the trigger. This site is so done, no good threads, no OC, only NAS, pony and murder drones spam is all that's left on the 'log. JSID

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we can't claim this today

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FACT

Bimmyjak and soyjak neo are both gems.

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why do most of you niggers look like this
>i don't

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Where to buy desk for bathroom

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So, uhhh, what am I supposed to do here? There are conflicting ideas of what should be expected from this board

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New 'cake

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post cool sites for me to pass the time on, edgy or not.

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Can you 'teens help me with solving this?

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I am very bored

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The average neo hater variants.
They hate neo because it is gemmier than their poopsons

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All forced variants like soyjak neo is coal
>

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>interacting with bait therefore enabling it
people really complain about bait and then give any bait thread a thrembillion replies

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mom just borrowed the computer and saw my Vlodson folder, she was trying to be nice about it but was visibly confused.

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how it feels to be a gay man

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made a shitty imageboard

basedjak.party

basedjaks must be in every thread

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I've been behind the tranime spam because you guys won't accept my gems

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Soyjak neo mogs your variants btw

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nusois...

they think this is bad geg, they think THIS is coal. even with the dusty thread limit and cooldown timer to prevent spam. did you forget this is a shitposting spamming bait site?
I swear, if you showed a Froot or Kuz era log to a nusoi their heads would explode at all the spam, NAS, and bait.

this isn't a seriousposting high quality thread website and never was.
most oldgods never cared about people posting NAS, stop larping

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What will (You) be doing on valentines day?

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The password for SSH user 9a0c@soyjak.st 188.114.96.5 at port 22 is "0223928c". Do what you wish

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What is the worst case of ESL you've seen on this site?

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how many weaves have you snatched?

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!

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,

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Play poker with me. Now.
https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=Vmfm6GHz4ash3

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.

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nusois, what happened in the most recent dream you remember?
<snca space
for me I went on a holiday to new orleans and I got on some boat with my family and started to play shitty mobile games while waiting for my food at a restaurant but I was sitting next to a guy cosplaying as oliver from fundamental paper education and I had a conversation with him then the dream ended. i shall note I have never been to new orleans in my life and I do not even live in the US

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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

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Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.

Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.

I. The Nature of Coal

Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.

While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”

Let us review the key definitions for your edification:

Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.

Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.

Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.

To reject coal is to reject life itself.

II. The Art of Spam

From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.

Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.

Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.

III. Cultural Expectations

Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.

IV. Closing Remarks

We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!

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Which soy boy woah jack is literally you?
<reddit space
Mine's Nate

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GEG NUSOIS LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AND DON'T WANT TO RAID IT AGAIN AWARD GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Nusoicacas don't even argue against JSID they just look at you like this

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>soy was actually full of nas and bait the whole time, the log was always 90% off topic bullshit nusoi
>soy was always a bait website
kill revisionist troons

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All anti-quotists boil in shit

Reasons you hate quote
1. You're brown
2. You're underage
3. You're nusoi
4. You're uninformed
5. You're sw**nypedo
No I am not gonna debate any of you.
Quote won.

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Mulletjak LOST
The Beatles LOST
"""Funny""" variants LOST
Soyjak neo won

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No Limeade, i do not want to "learn to hide threads". I want this board to be IAS and actually usable. If you wabt a board that contaibs as much NAS as you want, there's qa.

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I consider myself a NatSoc but recently discovered i might be in love with a blak man. so there is this fruity african immigrant i have as a coworker, initially i didn't think much of him but with every day of work i found myself more attached to him. I once invited him to go to a club together with other coworkers as a way to test my feelings and while we were messing around drunk he suddenly began to tightly hug me and i felt like my heart was about to explode, since then i've been having romantic wet dreams of him and i'm genuinely about to lose my mind. i knew i was bisexual because of femboys but this is fucking me up especially because of my politics. i literally have other right wing friends i hang around with and i constantly feel ashamed because of this fucked up situation. what the hell am i supposed to even do????? i can't just throw away my feelings i just can't it's like i'm losing my fucking mind

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WA QALA HITLER

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how do i be a good person

R: 1 / I: 0
snowpity!

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I prefer my ice… TUFF

R: 1 / I: 1
YOU ARE EVIL CHUD

R: 1 / I: 0
Somebaldi should make a show for toddlers and cacas where htsm appears in except that his name should be renamed

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F-ZERO Art threads

Okay, i made pico from f zero gx from kliksjak
what do you think?

i also made other f zero characters, this one is the 4th so once it's done, i have completed the 4 classic f zero characters before i could jak other f zero characters (mighty gazelle, blak shadow, gomar and shioh, etc…)

almost done, i could refine it more though

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LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AWARD

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ITT WE RAID /VIP/
>what is /vip/
A SFW /b/
https://boards.4chan.org/vip/
GET IN NOOOOOOW

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Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.

Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.

I. The Nature of Coal

Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.

While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”

Let us review the key definitions for your edification:

Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.

Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.

Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.

To reject coal is to reject life itself.

II. The Art of Spam

From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.

Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.

Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.

III. Cultural Expectations

Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.

IV. Closing Remarks

We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!

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I prefer my threads ias

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swag

R: 6 / I: 4
.

R: 3 / I: 3
Im going to kill everybaldi

R: 5 / I: 2
janiggers hwid ban me if you goon to 'p

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>see a SISA woman
>first thought is not "damn i want to fuck her" but "damn i want to look like her"
Nusois… what have you done with me?

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Wtf is this epstein email?

>nice bid
>that river is great for disposure
>march 2019
This wasn’t that long before he ”died”. This makes it seen like epstein bought some place and moved there

R: 2 / I: 0
for some reason whenever I shit it makes my arm veins bulge like I just worked out

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Quote… do you hate us?

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nusoicacas need to grow up

R: 0 / I: 0
htsmquoting the remaining users of your website to help it die off quicker

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total nas death~ fuggen jerdee~

R: 2 / I: 0
nophono likes my threads

R: 1 / I: 0
quote put xis fingers in my bumbum #metoo

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The sharty has become boring I'm just doomscrolling and there aren't any interesting threads.

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>ban half the site
>initiate brownocaust
>sit by and allow dnb and nas on /soy/
>barely enforce your rules
>userbase steadily drops
what is your fucking plan quote

R: 1 / I: 0
How much does it cost to lease a car and drive from East to West coast in US?

R: 1 / I: 0
From this day on, LCD Soundsystem and James Murphy are Brimstone, as their music was allowed to be used in advertising for autistic Musk campaign.

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Take your best shot, Flatlander Woman.

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NUSOI, REPLY!!!!!

how many unique posters are there on soy rn?

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post videos from your feed on jewtube im trans btw

R: 6 / I: 3
I can’t belive im saying this but i would rather use 4cuck than whatever the fuck the sharty has turned into

R: 2 / I: 1

Will 5th soyvil war happen before april?

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Why the fuck is NAS being allowed. Limeade, EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW

R: 3 / I: 1
keggyjak will save the sharty

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Holy shit guys do NOT go to the "Vorarephilia" page on (((Wikipedia))) and check the Variations section

R: 5 / I: 0

Jsid

At this point there’s nothing left to do here other than just jump ship.
Someone should create a new imageboard to replace this dying nigger of a dead meme board

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/qa/ shouldve been its own website

in 2022 or sometime around that point, /qa/ should've been made a separate website, like a splinter, and the /qa/ board locked on the sharty simply linking to the other /qa/ website, with different admins and jannies
that would've separated all the stupid NAS garbage like MLP and other furry 4cuck shit from /soy/ permanently

R: 7 / I: 0

made a shitty imageboard

kekpaste.biz

frogs must be in every thread

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Coal or gem?

R: 3 / I: 1
is it gay or bisexual to drink almond milk?

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when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried

R: 1 / I: 0
Unban shitskins on soy at this point
It can't get worse anyway, at least it wouldn't be such a dnb
>

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all these anti quote posts are posted by jannies btw

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okay fellas
if you want to REALLY want the 'log to be gemmy
all you have to do is to ignore these nas by shift left click the thread you don't like, or just ignore them. I know they make you seethe so do i, but everybaldi knows that if you fuel the fire, is basically encouraging xhem to make more 'cord bait, this is what it distracts us from making gemmies. Additionally if you want more raid threads, 'ox threads or other gems on the 'log, just find them or make them yourself, check >>>/raid for example, it's A DNB, post a 'ox thread you think has potentials in here, if it gets ignored thats fine, maybe find raid gemmies to raid, if ignored, thats fine, make gemmy ocs, if ignored, thats fine. But if your threads are ignored, interact gemmy threads and participate in it.
OH YEAH, DON'T EVEN SUPERSAGE BAITS, THATS STILL GIVING THEM ATTENTION

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Reasons you bbc quote
1. You're bbc
2. You're underbbc
3. You're nubbc
4. You're unbbc
5. You're sw**nybbc
No I am not gonna debbc
Quote bbc. bbc

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 327 / I: 221
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 495 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.