R: 7 / I: 4
JSID
Quote get the revvy, aim it at your head and pull the trigger. This site is so done, no good threads, no OC, only NAS, pony and murder drones spam is all that's left on the 'log. JSID
JSID
Quote get the revvy, aim it at your head and pull the trigger. This site is so done, no good threads, no OC, only NAS, pony and murder drones spam is all that's left on the 'log. JSID
R: 47 / I: 30
/bar
Open once again, for a little while
R: 16 / I: 11
>logon to the sharty for the first time in months
>ponies
>cord cats
>tr*nime
>murder drones
>0 pph
it's kind of obvious that quote is a mossad agent. no one actually uses this shithole anymore but your culture has infected the entire internet. jewish owned website.
>logon to the sharty for the first time in months
>ponies
>cord cats
>tr*nime
>murder drones
>0 pph
it's kind of obvious that quote is a mossad agent. no one actually uses this shithole anymore but your culture has infected the entire internet. jewish owned website.
R: 5 / I: 1
Where to buy desk for bathroom
Where to buy desk for bathroom
R: 3 / I: 1
>>>>>>>>>>>>15153907
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R: 6 / I: 3
So, uhhh, what am I supposed to do here? There are conflicting ideas of what should be expected from this board
So, uhhh, what am I supposed to do here? There are conflicting ideas of what should be expected from this board
R: 12 / I: 1
New 'cake
New 'cake
R: 295 / I: 282
CIA
Your IP doesn't meet the requirements to post in this thread.
R: 46 / I: 6
post cool sites for me to pass the time on, edgy or not.
post cool sites for me to pass the time on, edgy or not.
R: 58 / I: 7
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 10 / I: 2
FACT
Bimmyjak and soyjak neo are both gems.
R: 13 / I: 3
Can you 'teens help me with solving this?
Can you 'teens help me with solving this?
R: 97 / I: 56
R: 17 / I: 6
In these coal times, have a gem.
In these coal times, have a gem.
R: 8 / I: 2
>shoving your dilator deep into your fat hairy ass so hard that your anus prolapses and starts uncontrollably leaking liquid shit everywhere then taking the dirty diarrhea-laced dilator out of your arse and jamming it into your tight bloody gaping neovagina and fucking it harder than the atom bomb hit hiroshima until it’s stretched so wide that the rotting gray maggot-filled meat flaps hang off the side of your leg and your brown little neo-clitty bean oozes so much pus that it looks like you’re pissing yourself
>shoving your dilator deep into your fat hairy ass so hard that your anus prolapses and starts uncontrollably leaking liquid shit everywhere then taking the dirty diarrhea-laced dilator out of your arse and jamming it into your tight bloody gaping neovagina and fucking it harder than the atom bomb hit hiroshima until it’s stretched so wide that the rotting gray maggot-filled meat flaps hang off the side of your leg and your brown little neo-clitty bean oozes so much pus that it looks like you’re pissing yourself
R: 29 / I: 12
I am very bored
I am very bored
R: 1 / I: 1
>>>>>>>>>>15153907
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>>>>>>>>My samefag detector is off the charts
R: 11 / I: 2
The average neo hater variants.
They hate neo because it is gemmier than their poopsons
The average neo hater variants.
They hate neo because it is gemmier than their poopsons
R: 1 / I: 0
All forced variants like soyjak neo is coal
>
All forced variants like soyjak neo is coal
>
R: 95 / I: 43
why do nusois hate my little pony
why do nusois hate my little pony
R: 2 / I: 1
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R: 9 / I: 2
R: 11 / I: 1
>interacting with bait therefore enabling it
people really complain about bait and then give any bait thread a thrembillion replies
>interacting with bait therefore enabling it
people really complain about bait and then give any bait thread a thrembillion replies
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 2 / I: 1
mom just borrowed the computer and saw my Vlodson folder, she was trying to be nice about it but was visibly confused.
mom just borrowed the computer and saw my Vlodson folder, she was trying to be nice about it but was visibly confused.
R: 1 / I: 1
how it feels to be a gay man
how it feels to be a gay man
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 1
basedjaks must be in every thread
made a shitty imageboard
basedjak.partybasedjaks must be in every thread
R: 9 / I: 1
I've been behind the tranime spam because you guys won't accept my gems
I've been behind the tranime spam because you guys won't accept my gems
R: 3 / I: 3
Soyjak neo mogs your variants btw
Soyjak neo mogs your variants btw
R: 22 / I: 10
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHY ARE CHUDS LIKE THIS
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG WHY ARE CHUDS LIKE THIS
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 74 / I: 41
I swear, if you showed a Froot or Kuz era log to a nusoi their heads would explode at all the spam, NAS, and bait.
this isn't a seriousposting high quality thread website and never was.
most oldgods never cared about people posting NAS, stop larping
nusois...
they think this is bad geg, they think THIS is coal. even with the dusty thread limit and cooldown timer to prevent spam. did you forget this is a shitposting spamming bait site?I swear, if you showed a Froot or Kuz era log to a nusoi their heads would explode at all the spam, NAS, and bait.
this isn't a seriousposting high quality thread website and never was.
most oldgods never cared about people posting NAS, stop larping
R: 10 / I: 2
What will (You) be doing on valentines day?
What will (You) be doing on valentines day?
R: 26 / I: 4
The password for SSH user 9a0c@soyjak.st 188.114.96.5 at port 22 is "0223928c". Do what you wish
The password for SSH user 9a0c@soyjak.st 188.114.96.5 at port 22 is "0223928c". Do what you wish
R: 3 / I: 5
>is anyone else trans? le bbc girl, look at my furry anime posts, pony porn, miss circle porn
<kys nas baiter
>SOY WAS ALWAYS NAS NUSOI ITS A BAIT WEBSITE
<i can literally check an archive from 2022 and see only IAS
>is anyone else trans? le bbc girl, look at my furry anime posts, pony porn, miss circle porn
<kys nas baiter
>SOY WAS ALWAYS NAS NUSOI ITS A BAIT WEBSITE
<i can literally check an archive from 2022 and see only IAS
R: 8 / I: 4
What is the worst case of ESL you've seen on this site?
What is the worst case of ESL you've seen on this site?
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 0 / I: 0
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>My samefag detector is off the charts
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>My samefag detector is off the charts
R: 22 / I: 9
why do most of you niggers look like this
>i don't
why do most of you niggers look like this
>i don't
R: 1 / I: 0
how many weaves have you snatched?
how many weaves have you snatched?
R: 16 / I: 1
hi friends, I am making a soyjak chessboard for my ceramics class and i have finished one side of it, white side:
pawn- chud
rook- cobson
knight- impjak
bishop- markiplier
queen- soytan
king- nate
what should I make for the other side
hi friends, I am making a soyjak chessboard for my ceramics class and i have finished one side of it, white side:
pawn- chud
rook- cobson
knight- impjak
bishop- markiplier
queen- soytan
king- nate
what should I make for the other side
R: 1 / I: 0
!
!
R: 7 / I: 5
>making a nuvariant
>making a nuvariant
R: 2 / I: 2
,
,
R: 2 / I: 2
>Making a thread with a stupid soyjak and instead of putting an arrow you put the arrow in a new line so it's basically like you didn't even use an arrow in the first place
>Making a thread with a stupid soyjak and instead of putting an arrow you put the arrow in a new line so it's basically like you didn't even use an arrow in the first place
R: 0 / I: 0
>square soyjaks
>square soyjaks
R: 0 / I: 0
.
.
R: 2 / I: 2
>meta whining
>no ias
>quote bad
>ponies bad
>meta whining
>no ias
>quote bad
>ponies bad
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
2 days of nas just shut it down already
2 days of nas just shut it down already
R: 1 / I: 1
The Beatles is troonslop
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 13 / I: 4
>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
R: 7 / I: 2
nusois, what happened in the most recent dream you remember?
<snca space
for me I went on a holiday to new orleans and I got on some boat with my family and started to play shitty mobile games while waiting for my food at a restaurant but I was sitting next to a guy cosplaying as oliver from fundamental paper education and I had a conversation with him then the dream ended. i shall note I have never been to new orleans in my life and I do not even live in the US
nusois, what happened in the most recent dream you remember?
<snca space
for me I went on a holiday to new orleans and I got on some boat with my family and started to play shitty mobile games while waiting for my food at a restaurant but I was sitting next to a guy cosplaying as oliver from fundamental paper education and I had a conversation with him then the dream ended. i shall note I have never been to new orleans in my life and I do not even live in the US
R: 120 / I: 39
What do you do?
NusoiNeanderthal Adventure
The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.What do you do?
R: 0 / I: 0
Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.
Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.
I. The Nature of Coal
Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.
While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”
Let us review the key definitions for your edification:
Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.
Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.
Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.
To reject coal is to reject life itself.
II. The Art of Spam
From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.
Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.
Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.
III. Cultural Expectations
Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.
IV. Closing Remarks
We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!
Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.
Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.
I. The Nature of Coal
Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.
While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”
Let us review the key definitions for your edification:
Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.
Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.
Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.
To reject coal is to reject life itself.
II. The Art of Spam
From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.
Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.
Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.
III. Cultural Expectations
Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.
IV. Closing Remarks
We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!
R: 20 / I: 17
HTSM is so adorable. I'm infatuated with him.
HTSM is so adorable. I'm infatuated with him.
R: 19 / I: 14
Which soy boy woah jack is literally you?
<reddit space
Mine's Nate
Which soy boy woah jack is literally you?
<reddit space
Mine's Nate
R: 0 / I: 0
>everything i dislike is samefagged theory
>everything i dislike is samefagged theory
R: 11 / I: 5
>TIME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUOTE ALL DAY INSTEAD OF POSTING ANY QUALITY THREADS
>TIME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUOTE ALL DAY INSTEAD OF POSTING ANY QUALITY THREADS
R: 8 / I: 2
GEG NUSOIS LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AND DON'T WANT TO RAID IT AGAIN AWARD GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GEG NUSOIS LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AND DON'T WANT TO RAID IT AGAIN AWARD GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
R: 4 / I: 2
Nusoicacas don't even argue against JSID they just look at you like this
Nusoicacas don't even argue against JSID they just look at you like this
R: 5 / I: 3
>soy was actually full of nas and bait the whole time, the log was always 90% off topic bullshit nusoi
>soy was always a bait website
kill revisionist troons
>soy was actually full of nas and bait the whole time, the log was always 90% off topic bullshit nusoi
>soy was always a bait website
kill revisionist troons
R: 386 / I: 63
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
Soy Conlang General Thread
ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 35 / I: 12
1. You're brown
2. You're underage
3. You're nusoi
4. You're uninformed
5. You're sw**nypedo
No I am not gonna debate any of you.
Quote won.
All anti-quotists boil in shit
Reasons you hate quote1. You're brown
2. You're underage
3. You're nusoi
4. You're uninformed
5. You're sw**nypedo
No I am not gonna debate any of you.
Quote won.
R: 3 / I: 1
Mulletjak LOST
The Beatles LOST
"""Funny""" variants LOST
Soyjak neo won
Mulletjak LOST
The Beatles LOST
"""Funny""" variants LOST
Soyjak neo won
R: 2 / I: 1
>when the bvll lets you stay up until 11:00 but the SSRI's are in full effect and only a video essay about racism will make you feel something
>when the bvll lets you stay up until 11:00 but the SSRI's are in full effect and only a video essay about racism will make you feel something
R: 89 / I: 21
No Limeade, i do not want to "learn to hide threads". I want this board to be IAS and actually usable. If you wabt a board that contaibs as much NAS as you want, there's qa.
No Limeade, i do not want to "learn to hide threads". I want this board to be IAS and actually usable. If you wabt a board that contaibs as much NAS as you want, there's qa.
R: 6 / I: 0
I consider myself a NatSoc but recently discovered i might be in love with a blak man. so there is this fruity african immigrant i have as a coworker, initially i didn't think much of him but with every day of work i found myself more attached to him. I once invited him to go to a club together with other coworkers as a way to test my feelings and while we were messing around drunk he suddenly began to tightly hug me and i felt like my heart was about to explode, since then i've been having romantic wet dreams of him and i'm genuinely about to lose my mind. i knew i was bisexual because of femboys but this is fucking me up especially because of my politics. i literally have other right wing friends i hang around with and i constantly feel ashamed because of this fucked up situation. what the hell am i supposed to even do????? i can't just throw away my feelings i just can't it's like i'm losing my fucking mind
I consider myself a NatSoc but recently discovered i might be in love with a blak man. so there is this fruity african immigrant i have as a coworker, initially i didn't think much of him but with every day of work i found myself more attached to him. I once invited him to go to a club together with other coworkers as a way to test my feelings and while we were messing around drunk he suddenly began to tightly hug me and i felt like my heart was about to explode, since then i've been having romantic wet dreams of him and i'm genuinely about to lose my mind. i knew i was bisexual because of femboys but this is fucking me up especially because of my politics. i literally have other right wing friends i hang around with and i constantly feel ashamed because of this fucked up situation. what the hell am i supposed to even do????? i can't just throw away my feelings i just can't it's like i'm losing my fucking mind
R: 0 / I: 0
WA QALA HITLER
WA QALA HITLER
R: 4 / I: 1
how do i be a good person
how do i be a good person
R: 1 / I: 0
snowpity!
snowpity!
R: 16 / I: 5
I prefer my ice… TUFF
I prefer my ice… TUFF
R: 1 / I: 1
YOU ARE EVIL CHUD
YOU ARE EVIL CHUD
R: 2 / I: 0
Xomeone help me add a smiling giga on top of this guy
Xomeone help me add a smiling giga on top of this guy
R: 1 / I: 0
Somebaldi should make a show for toddlers and cacas where htsm appears in except that his name should be renamed
Somebaldi should make a show for toddlers and cacas where htsm appears in except that his name should be renamed
R: 4 / I: 3
what do you think?
i also made other f zero characters, this one is the 4th so once it's done, i have completed the 4 classic f zero characters before i could jak other f zero characters (mighty gazelle, blak shadow, gomar and shioh, etc…)
almost done, i could refine it more though
F-ZERO Art threads
Okay, i made pico from f zero gx from kliksjakwhat do you think?
i also made other f zero characters, this one is the 4th so once it's done, i have completed the 4 classic f zero characters before i could jak other f zero characters (mighty gazelle, blak shadow, gomar and shioh, etc…)
almost done, i could refine it more though
R: 8 / I: 3
ITT we post based chudcel owning gems
ITT we post based chudcel owning gems
R: 3 / I: 0
> The site is DEAD! The pph is DEAD! Quote RUINED the site! I better use 4cuck than this piece of DNB!!!
> The site is DEAD! The pph is DEAD! Quote RUINED the site! I better use 4cuck than this piece of DNB!!!
R: 6 / I: 1
LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AWARD
LOST TO CRYSTAL.CAFE AWARD
R: 4 / I: 1
new 'toss
>second panel, red splotch on painting
R: 1 / I: 1
>I don't vote because I think both sides are le bad.
<*inhale*
<ONE SIDE HAS NAZIS!
<LIKE, LITERALLY NAZIS!
>I don't vote because I think both sides are le bad.
<*inhale*
<ONE SIDE HAS NAZIS!
<LIKE, LITERALLY NAZIS!
R: 0 / I: 0
Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.
Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.
I. The Nature of Coal
Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.
While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”
Let us review the key definitions for your edification:
Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.
Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.
Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.
To reject coal is to reject life itself.
II. The Art of Spam
From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.
Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.
Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.
III. Cultural Expectations
Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.
IV. Closing Remarks
We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!
Greetings, newcomer. You have arrived at /soy/: the beating heart of the Sharty’s cultural ecosystem, and the final refuge for those who have transcended irony itself.
Our purpose is noble yet simple: to make people laugh, preferably in a way that causes mild psychological discomfort. We achieve this through a delicate interplay of bait, coal, and the occasional soyquote.
I. The Nature of Coal
Coal is the lifeblood of /soy/. It is the sacred fuel that powers the endless cycle of posting, reacting, and pretending to hate what secretly makes us giggle.
While the nusois decry coal as filth, true scholars of soy understand its necessity. Without coal (and its loyal companion, brim), there would be nothing to react to but the hollow hum of our own blogposts and yet another “snca thread.”
Let us review the key definitions for your edification:
Coal: Whatever makes someone’s clitty leak, seethe, or both.
Gem: Whatever you happen to like, usually because you posted it.
Bait: Coal engineered with strategic malice to harvest reppeys.
To reject coal is to reject life itself.
II. The Art of Spam
From the earliest days of the Sharty, spam has not merely been tolerated, it has been venerated. Spamming is not an accident; it is an art form.
Each thread you post contributes to the great mosaic of chaos that defines our culture. True, the moderators have imposed their cruel “hourly thread limit” in a misguided attempt to suppress our creative impulses but our spirit remains unbroken.
Should you encounter a thread that offends your delicate sensibilities, remember the first rule of /soy/:
To ignore is divine; to sage is to serve the OP.
Your silence wounds them far more deeply than your words ever could.
III. Cultural Expectations
Keep your jak folders organized.
Always respect the sanctity of a good bait.
Laugh, even when you shouldn’t. Especially then.
Don't take the site too seriously. It's a shitposting site, We're all here to have fun.
IV. Closing Remarks
We welcome you to /soy/ with open arms, open logs, and open minds. Here, every post is a cry for help disguised as a joke and every joke is a tiny act of rebellion against the void.
So polish your jaks, ready your macros, and prepare your soul.
Welcome to /soy/ we hope you enjoy your stay! Keep on jakkin'!
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>mmm…
>mmm…
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I prefer my threads ias
I prefer my threads ias
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swag
swag
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>frankie fey video has almost a million views in 48 hours
>frankie fey video has almost a million views in 48 hours
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>Allowing avatarfagging to increase the PPH
>Allowing avatarfagging to increase the PPH
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>tnd le good even doe no more bibisi
>tnd le good even doe no more bibisi
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>NOOO STOP POSTING NAS!!! ONLY SOYJAKS ALLOW-AAAAAAACK!
>NOOO STOP POSTING NAS!!! ONLY SOYJAKS ALLOW-AAAAAAACK!
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>here is a 2 hour 4k HD dream about a girl that you saw once 3 years ago
<FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>here is a 2 hour 4k HD dream about a girl that you saw once 3 years ago
<FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>muh IAS
>muh IAS
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Im going to kill everybaldi
Im going to kill everybaldi
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janiggers hwid ban me if you goon to 'p
janiggers hwid ban me if you goon to 'p
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A Heist with Neutralplier
>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>Deliver the platinum vaccination card to me, and my vision for new New Podgas will be made true.
<Submit to a bigotry check or present your neurolink before proceeding to the funko store.
>Deliver the platinum vaccination card to me, and my vision for new New Podgas will be made true.
<Submit to a bigotry check or present your neurolink before proceeding to the funko store.
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>see a SISA woman
>first thought is not "damn i want to fuck her" but "damn i want to look like her"
Nusois… what have you done with me?
>see a SISA woman
>first thought is not "damn i want to fuck her" but "damn i want to look like her"
Nusois… what have you done with me?
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>that river is great for disposure
>march 2019
This wasn’t that long before he ”died”. This makes it seen like epstein bought some place and moved there
Wtf is this epstein email?
>nice bid>that river is great for disposure
>march 2019
This wasn’t that long before he ”died”. This makes it seen like epstein bought some place and moved there
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>I knew he was a hostile offsiter…I just couldn't prove it…fuggen jerdee~
>I knew he was a hostile offsiter…I just couldn't prove it…fuggen jerdee~
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>nas bad because i look like that
>nas bad because i look like that
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>chuddy, why so leaky about the immigrants taking your jobs? it's called free market, try being a bit competetive!
>NOOOO DON'T USE THE AI IT KILLS THE REAL HUMAN ARTISTS
>chuddy, why so leaky about the immigrants taking your jobs? it's called free market, try being a bit competetive!
>NOOOO DON'T USE THE AI IT KILLS THE REAL HUMAN ARTISTS
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>commenting bible verses in completely unrelated videos
>commenting bible verses in completely unrelated videos
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>the BWC girl winter is real
>the BWC girl winter is real
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for some reason whenever I shit it makes my arm veins bulge like I just worked out
for some reason whenever I shit it makes my arm veins bulge like I just worked out
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Quote… do you hate us?
Quote… do you hate us?
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>oooo im such a dark triad niggerveilian
>oooo im such a dark triad niggerveilian
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What the fuck is up with the wiki? yesterday I made an account and made an edit to an article it was approved and eveyrhting was great I even saw the article with the new changes and then I went to sleep.
Next thing you know I wake up check the article and its still in its old form I checked the revision history maybe someone reverted it, Nobody did my changes are just not there
>the fuck?
I said then I tried searching my user just in case because every user has a page. And it doesnt even exist, like its just not there my user doesnt show up.
Is der 'ki retarded?
What the fuck is up with the wiki? yesterday I made an account and made an edit to an article it was approved and eveyrhting was great I even saw the article with the new changes and then I went to sleep.
Next thing you know I wake up check the article and its still in its old form I checked the revision history maybe someone reverted it, Nobody did my changes are just not there
>the fuck?
I said then I tried searching my user just in case because every user has a page. And it doesnt even exist, like its just not there my user doesnt show up.
Is der 'ki retarded?
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>memetic warfare
>memetic warfare
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>DID THE ARMY JUST USE AN ATTRACTIVE SISA IN AN ADVERT OH MY GOD THIS IS A HECCIN PSYOPERINO!!!!
>DID THE ARMY JUST USE AN ATTRACTIVE SISA IN AN ADVERT OH MY GOD THIS IS A HECCIN PSYOPERINO!!!!
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nusoicacas need to grow up
nusoicacas need to grow up
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htsmquoting the remaining users of your website to help it die off quicker
htsmquoting the remaining users of your website to help it die off quicker
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> Inhale oxygen or I'll kill myself
> Inhale oxygen or I'll kill myself
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>buying ringtones
>buying ringtones
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total nas death~ fuggen jerdee~
total nas death~ fuggen jerdee~
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This is a hostile takeover
This is a hostile takeover
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nophono likes my threads
nophono likes my threads
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quote put xis fingers in my bumbum #metoo
quote put xis fingers in my bumbum #metoo
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The sharty has become boring I'm just doomscrolling and there aren't any interesting threads.
The sharty has become boring I'm just doomscrolling and there aren't any interesting threads.
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>ban half the site
>initiate brownocaust
>sit by and allow dnb and nas on /soy/
>barely enforce your rules
>userbase steadily drops
what is your fucking plan quote
>ban half the site
>initiate brownocaust
>sit by and allow dnb and nas on /soy/
>barely enforce your rules
>userbase steadily drops
what is your fucking plan quote
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How much does it cost to lease a car and drive from East to West coast in US?
How much does it cost to lease a car and drive from East to West coast in US?
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>Using the GEP Gun for the silent takedown
>Using the GEP Gun for the silent takedown
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>YOU HAVE TO CONSTANTLY INHALE OXYGEN BECAUSE… YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY
>YOU HAVE TO CONSTANTLY INHALE OXYGEN BECAUSE… YOU JUST HAVE TO OKAY
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hey guys
hey guys
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From this day on, LCD Soundsystem and James Murphy are Brimstone, as their music was allowed to be used in advertising for autistic Musk campaign.
From this day on, LCD Soundsystem and James Murphy are Brimstone, as their music was allowed to be used in advertising for autistic Musk campaign.
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Take your best shot, Flatlander Woman.
Take your best shot, Flatlander Woman.
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NUSOI, REPLY!!!!!
how many unique posters are there on soy rn?
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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
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post videos from your feed on jewtube im trans btw
post videos from your feed on jewtube im trans btw
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I can’t belive im saying this but i would rather use 4cuck than whatever the fuck the sharty has turned into
I can’t belive im saying this but i would rather use 4cuck than whatever the fuck the sharty has turned into
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Will 5th soyvil war happen before april?
Will 5th soyvil war happen before april?
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Why the fuck is NAS being allowed. Limeade, EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW
Why the fuck is NAS being allowed. Limeade, EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW
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keggyjak will save the sharty
keggyjak will save the sharty
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Holy shit guys do NOT go to the "Vorarephilia" page on (((Wikipedia))) and check the Variations section
Holy shit guys do NOT go to the "Vorarephilia" page on (((Wikipedia))) and check the Variations section
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Someone should create a new imageboard to replace this dying nigger of a dead meme board
Jsid
At this point there’s nothing left to do here other than just jump ship.Someone should create a new imageboard to replace this dying nigger of a dead meme board
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that would've separated all the stupid NAS garbage like MLP and other furry 4cuck shit from /soy/ permanently
/qa/ shouldve been its own website
in 2022 or sometime around that point, /qa/ should've been made a separate website, like a splinter, and the /qa/ board locked on the sharty simply linking to the other /qa/ website, with different admins and janniesthat would've separated all the stupid NAS garbage like MLP and other furry 4cuck shit from /soy/ permanently
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The dawn of a new age is upon is, boomwhackerGODS…
The dawn of a new age is upon is, boomwhackerGODS…
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>AMA
>AMA REAL QUOTE THREAD
>Hello guys I'm Quote>AMA
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frogs must be in every thread
made a shitty imageboard
kekpaste.bizfrogs must be in every thread
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>posting bait vs making gemmy oc
>posting bait vs making gemmy oc
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Coal or gem?
Coal or gem?
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is it gay or bisexual to drink almond milk?
is it gay or bisexual to drink almond milk?
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when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried
when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried
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Unban shitskins on soy at this point
It can't get worse anyway, at least it wouldn't be such a dnb
>
Unban shitskins on soy at this point
It can't get worse anyway, at least it wouldn't be such a dnb
>
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>>Quote de-facto allows NAS on /soy/
>>PPH plummets to 180
>what did he think was going to happen?
>>Quote de-facto allows NAS on /soy/
>>PPH plummets to 180
>what did he think was going to happen?
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This 'log has run its' course
This 'log has run its' course
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all these anti quote posts are posted by jannies btw
all these anti quote posts are posted by jannies btw
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>Trvst the plvn. The changes Quote has been doing all have been for a good reason and will ultimately result in a better Sharty, even if it may look bad now. I stand with the QDL.
>Trvst the plvn. The changes Quote has been doing all have been for a good reason and will ultimately result in a better Sharty, even if it may look bad now. I stand with the QDL.
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okay fellas
if you want to REALLY want the 'log to be gemmy
all you have to do is to ignore these nas by shift left click the thread you don't like, or just ignore them. I know they make you seethe so do i, but everybaldi knows that if you fuel the fire, is basically encouraging xhem to make more 'cord bait, this is what it distracts us from making gemmies. Additionally if you want more raid threads, 'ox threads or other gems on the 'log, just find them or make them yourself, check >>>/raid for example, it's A DNB, post a 'ox thread you think has potentials in here, if it gets ignored thats fine, maybe find raid gemmies to raid, if ignored, thats fine, make gemmy ocs, if ignored, thats fine. But if your threads are ignored, interact gemmy threads and participate in it.
OH YEAH, DON'T EVEN SUPERSAGE BAITS, THATS STILL GIVING THEM ATTENTION
okay fellas
if you want to REALLY want the 'log to be gemmy
all you have to do is to ignore these nas by shift left click the thread you don't like, or just ignore them. I know they make you seethe so do i, but everybaldi knows that if you fuel the fire, is basically encouraging xhem to make more 'cord bait, this is what it distracts us from making gemmies. Additionally if you want more raid threads, 'ox threads or other gems on the 'log, just find them or make them yourself, check >>>/raid for example, it's A DNB, post a 'ox thread you think has potentials in here, if it gets ignored thats fine, maybe find raid gemmies to raid, if ignored, thats fine, make gemmy ocs, if ignored, thats fine. But if your threads are ignored, interact gemmy threads and participate in it.
OH YEAH, DON'T EVEN SUPERSAGE BAITS, THATS STILL GIVING THEM ATTENTION
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>i did this before i was mad at reddit for banning me for saying nigger so i hopped on r34 and jerked off to their mascot as revenge, theres surprisingly alot of gems
>i did this before i was mad at reddit for banning me for saying nigger so i hopped on r34 and jerked off to their mascot as revenge, theres surprisingly alot of gems
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>Reasons you hate quote
>1. You're brown
>2. You're underage
>3. You're nusoi
>4. You're uninformed
>5. You're sw**nypedo
>No I am not gonna debate any of you.
>Quote won. award
>Reasons you hate quote
>1. You're brown
>2. You're underage
>3. You're nusoi
>4. You're uninformed
>5. You're sw**nypedo
>No I am not gonna debate any of you.
>Quote won. award
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> I think I might be more annoyed a woman used Soyjaks than this fool whining about them.
> I think I might be more annoyed a woman used Soyjaks than this fool whining about them.
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Reasons you bbc quote
1. You're bbc
2. You're underbbc
3. You're nubbc
4. You're unbbc
5. You're sw**nybbc
No I am not gonna debbc
Quote bbc. bbc
Reasons you bbc quote
1. You're bbc
2. You're underbbc
3. You're nubbc
4. You're unbbc
5. You're sw**nybbc
No I am not gonna debbc
Quote bbc. bbc
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CIA
BaneR: 1 / I: 0
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>Reasons you hate quote
>1. You're brown
>2. You're underage
>3. You're nusoi
>4. You're uninformed
>5. You're sw**nypedo
>No I am not gonna debate any of you.
>Quote won. award
>Reasons you hate quote
>1. You're brown
>2. You're underage
>3. You're nusoi
>4. You're uninformed
>5. You're sw**nypedo
>No I am not gonna debate any of you.
>Quote won. award
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>visits Epstein only to get raped
>visits Epstein only to get raped
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>soitoddlers want to bring back /nate/
JSID
>soitoddlers want to bring back /nate/
JSID
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or something
or something
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>being quote
>being quote
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>makes your bald man website a more pedophilic version of 4cuck
>makes your bald man website a more pedophilic version of 4cuck
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im trans btw
im trans btw
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Reasons you hate quote
1. You're brown
2. You're underage
3. You're nusoi
4. You're uninformed
5. You're sw**nypedo
No I am not gonna debate any of you.
Quote won. award
Reasons you hate quote
1. You're brown
2. You're underage
3. You're nusoi
4. You're uninformed
5. You're sw**nypedo
No I am not gonna debate any of you.
Quote won. award
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Marge
Is the mpa turned off? Try posting random images they dont go to media pending approvalR: 0 / I: 0
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Face reveal
Face reveal thread
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'teens are gonna win eventually btw. fuck you quote
'teens are gonna win eventually btw. fuck you quote
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reminder that quote and joons dont care about spam and nas so fuck yuo
reminder that quote and joons dont care about spam and nas so fuck yuo
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town The wipers on the bus go swishy swish swish Swishy swish swish swishy swish swish The wipers on the bus go swishy swish swish All through the town Swishy swish swish swish swish swish The people on the bus go up and down Up and down up and down The people on the bus go up and down All through the town The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep Beep, beep, beep Beep, beep, beep The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep All through the town Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep The singers on the bus go la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-La The singers on the bus go la-la-La all through the town Singing together is so much fun, so much fun, so much fun Singing together is so much fun'til music time is done
The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town The wipers on the bus go swishy swish swish Swishy swish swish swishy swish swish The wipers on the bus go swishy swish swish All through the town Swishy swish swish swish swish swish The people on the bus go up and down Up and down up and down The people on the bus go up and down All through the town The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep Beep, beep, beep Beep, beep, beep The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep All through the town Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep The singers on the bus go la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-La The singers on the bus go la-la-La all through the town Singing together is so much fun, so much fun, so much fun Singing together is so much fun'til music time is done
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>being trans btw
>being trans btw
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>That's it for today And remember, trust us with your weather Rome wasn't built in a day You gotta climb a little higher, to the top of the display Where there's a will, there's a way You just gotta slit a throat or two to make the weak obey Today, we mourn the loss of one of our own But our commitment to the truth is as strong as ever Remember, trust us with your news If you want it, just take itThe world's yours, don't waste itGo make the stars align, to shine brighter Brighter than the heavens in the skies above (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)You'll be brighter, goin' supernova, all the eyes look up (at you, at you) Brighter And a big thank you to my producers for giving me this chance I know I have some mighty big shoes to fill But I promise, you can trust me With your entertainment It's not a shot in the dark, not up to chance If you've got plans, you'll cancel every question mark Fish like to swim next to sharks Yeah, you eat or you get eaten And you're feastin' on their heart They're calling me a god, Bob You gotta strike while the iron's hot Leave the channel to me I'll bring in more new blood than you'll know what to do with, come on Trust me with your network Shine brighter Brighter than the heavens in the skies above (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)bYou'll be brighter Goin' supernova, all the eyes look up (at you, at you) Brighter The other studios wanna feed you the same old crap everyone's seen before You want newer, you want bigger, you want brighter I will be your voice, and we will redefine what it means to rule the airwaves Trust me, and your future will be brighter Now who's ready to be baptized into a new era of entertainment? Brighter Finally, I'll show them what I'm meant to be (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)(Brighter) They won't believe their eyes when I bring them to their knees To worship me Brighter
>That's it for today And remember, trust us with your weather Rome wasn't built in a day You gotta climb a little higher, to the top of the display Where there's a will, there's a way You just gotta slit a throat or two to make the weak obey Today, we mourn the loss of one of our own But our commitment to the truth is as strong as ever Remember, trust us with your news If you want it, just take itThe world's yours, don't waste itGo make the stars align, to shine brighter Brighter than the heavens in the skies above (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)You'll be brighter, goin' supernova, all the eyes look up (at you, at you) Brighter And a big thank you to my producers for giving me this chance I know I have some mighty big shoes to fill But I promise, you can trust me With your entertainment It's not a shot in the dark, not up to chance If you've got plans, you'll cancel every question mark Fish like to swim next to sharks Yeah, you eat or you get eaten And you're feastin' on their heart They're calling me a god, Bob You gotta strike while the iron's hot Leave the channel to me I'll bring in more new blood than you'll know what to do with, come on Trust me with your network Shine brighter Brighter than the heavens in the skies above (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)bYou'll be brighter Goin' supernova, all the eyes look up (at you, at you) Brighter The other studios wanna feed you the same old crap everyone's seen before You want newer, you want bigger, you want brighter I will be your voice, and we will redefine what it means to rule the airwaves Trust me, and your future will be brighter Now who's ready to be baptized into a new era of entertainment? Brighter Finally, I'll show them what I'm meant to be (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)(Brighter) They won't believe their eyes when I bring them to their knees To worship me Brighter
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nu brimstone 1 hour long video essay about le hecking soyboy woahjacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQk
gem up the comments, soyim
nu brimstone 1 hour long video essay about le hecking soyboy woahjacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmidmD7FQk
gem up the comments, soyim
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Watch Joseph Kobzon with his Red Army Choir sing Hava Nagila!
Watch Joseph Kobzon with his Red Army Choir sing Hava Nagila!
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so is Nas allowed now or what
so is Nas allowed now or what
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>10 Reasons Trans is NOT Valid
>10 Reasons Trans is NOT Valid
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i cant take it anymore im going back to 4cuck
i cant take it anymore im going back to 4cuck
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I want to bring back /nate/ award
I want to bring back /nate/ award
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Guys, I'm gonna eat this, ok?
Guys, I'm gonna eat this, ok?
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one of the greatest/fastest hockey players ever
24.8 mph peak recorded skating speed
https://youtu.be/xLqDzsMfkzA?si=adM1bR39MfXdNicK
Matt Jones
freak athlete NFL WR
40 yd dash: 4.37s
Vert: 39.5 im
https://youtu.be/WM7OzYR7urA?si=Zr-iRNAKq2ctWetm
Julian Reus
German 60m sprint NR holder (6.52s)
https://youtu.be/IdfDofP_b-U?si=8X0z6Pa3LW6ab-dX
Alec Pierce
freak athlete NFL WR
40: 4.41s
vert: 40.5 in
https://youtu.be/zvSMI4f3OwE?si=6r5SVJS7Qs9qAXNs
Jonathan Edwards
triple jump world record holder (18.29m)
https://youtu.be/mi9KwAy5iQo?si=6vL-9j9hk80i41xM
Mondo Duplantis
pole vault wr holder (6.30m)
https://youtu.be/7w-FDLulu2k?si=5aQPvg7xhklnXp1e
and many more
All of these great athletes rose above a lifetime of indoctrination/brainwashing, school, porn, tv, etc. trying to make them think they r worthless cos they r white, to become they r. U and I can too. think of all the wonderful things we can
accomplish once we r freed from this tyranny.Its doesnt have to just be sports but also any worthwhile pursuit, mathematics, astronomy, music, magic, etc. It doesn't matter how bad ur situation is, please just give yourself a chance to do something gr8 in this world.
u can start with the basics:
-high quality sleep
-high quality diet
-exercise/play a sport
-meditate
-interact with nature, fresh air, sunlight, green grass, animals
sry if this is the wrong place to post this, plz just move/delete it i dont rly want to come back to this site ever again if any1 replies im sure it will be negative anyways
WHITE ATHLETIC CHAMPIONS
Connor McDavidone of the greatest/fastest hockey players ever
24.8 mph peak recorded skating speed
https://youtu.be/xLqDzsMfkzA?si=adM1bR39MfXdNicK
Matt Jones
freak athlete NFL WR
40 yd dash: 4.37s
Vert: 39.5 im
https://youtu.be/WM7OzYR7urA?si=Zr-iRNAKq2ctWetm
Julian Reus
German 60m sprint NR holder (6.52s)
https://youtu.be/IdfDofP_b-U?si=8X0z6Pa3LW6ab-dX
Alec Pierce
freak athlete NFL WR
40: 4.41s
vert: 40.5 in
https://youtu.be/zvSMI4f3OwE?si=6r5SVJS7Qs9qAXNs
Jonathan Edwards
triple jump world record holder (18.29m)
https://youtu.be/mi9KwAy5iQo?si=6vL-9j9hk80i41xM
Mondo Duplantis
pole vault wr holder (6.30m)
https://youtu.be/7w-FDLulu2k?si=5aQPvg7xhklnXp1e
and many more
All of these great athletes rose above a lifetime of indoctrination/brainwashing, school, porn, tv, etc. trying to make them think they r worthless cos they r white, to become they r. U and I can too. think of all the wonderful things we can
accomplish once we r freed from this tyranny.Its doesnt have to just be sports but also any worthwhile pursuit, mathematics, astronomy, music, magic, etc. It doesn't matter how bad ur situation is, please just give yourself a chance to do something gr8 in this world.
u can start with the basics:
-high quality sleep
-high quality diet
-exercise/play a sport
-meditate
-interact with nature, fresh air, sunlight, green grass, animals
sry if this is the wrong place to post this, plz just move/delete it i dont rly want to come back to this site ever again if any1 replies im sure it will be negative anyways
R: 6 / I: 1
>Favourite
>Colour
>Realise
>Anaemia
>Favourite
>Colour
>Realise
>Anaemia
R: 7 / I: 0
Nutoss
Nutoss
R: 0 / I: 0
>197 pph with most of it being spam
>197 pph with most of it being spam
R: 12 / I: 10
Does anyone remember nuvariant spam from 2025
Does anyone remember nuvariant spam from 2025
R: 3 / I: 1
>Quote de-facto allows NAS on /soy/
>PPH plummets to 180
what did he think was going to happen?
>Quote de-facto allows NAS on /soy/
>PPH plummets to 180
what did he think was going to happen?
R: 10 / I: 3
My friend who's a big fan of murder drones can't fucking stop saying jokes that are always related to porn. Is that what murder drones is about? Drones committing murder and saying porn jokes?
My friend who's a big fan of murder drones can't fucking stop saying jokes that are always related to porn. Is that what murder drones is about? Drones committing murder and saying porn jokes?
R: 8 / I: 2
>pph 159
SOICUCKS OHONNONO
>pph 159
SOICUCKS OHONNONO
R: 2 / I: 0
queery queer is using bots to sage any thread critizising him reply if you agree
queery queer is using bots to sage any thread critizising him reply if you agree
R: 13 / I: 5
Wheels fall off
Don't act like I ain't sorry
Don't act like we ain't locked in
Wheels fall off
Don't act like I ain't sorry
Don't act like we ain't locked in
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 9 / I: 12
Post bangemmies ITT.
Post bangemmies ITT.
R: 1 / I: 0
i actually have a blakED fetish
ama
i actually have a blakED fetish
ama
R: 6 / I: 1
if keggyjak was created in times of /qa/ it would've been considered to be gemmier than cobson
if keggyjak was created in times of /qa/ it would've been considered to be gemmier than cobson
R: 3 / I: 0
I predict qoute will soon do a event where he pretends to shut down the site for good but then brings it back up after a few hours just to scare us or something
I predict qoute will soon do a event where he pretends to shut down the site for good but then brings it back up after a few hours just to scare us or something
R: 2 / I: 0
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R: 5 / I: 0
It feels like GTA IV and GTA V are the only gem games in the world, and the rest are just coal.
It feels like GTA IV and GTA V are the only gem games in the world, and the rest are just coal.
R: 57 / I: 24
>average 4cuck user
<average soyjak party user
>average 4cuck user
<average soyjak party user
R: 3 / I: 1
>when the feeder gives you only two pizzas instead of the usual three
>when the feeder gives you only two pizzas instead of the usual three
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 1
Every'teen, we should just leave at this point
>
Every'teen, we should just leave at this point
>
R: 0 / I: 0
Has somebody jak'd the previous mouth gape world record holder, JJ Bittner?
Has somebody jak'd the previous mouth gape world record holder, JJ Bittner?
R: 2 / I: 0
>157 PPH
soiglucks jsid
>157 PPH
soiglucks jsid
R: 2 / I: 0
SOYJAK PARTY IS OUT
SOYJAKWIKI.ORG IS IN
SOYJAK PARTY IS OUT
SOYJAKWIKI.ORG IS IN
R: 5 / I: 3
I despise perverts
I despise perverts
R: 10 / I: 4
uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
uhm- I just saw THAT one soytan comic on soyjak.st…
R: 25 / I: 6
I’m starting to advent to the idea of race-mixing so that my offspring are not cursed with my white balding genes. Which race is best to mix with so that the kids will not be bald and still be cute?
I’m starting to advent to the idea of race-mixing so that my offspring are not cursed with my white balding genes. Which race is best to mix with so that the kids will not be bald and still be cute?
R: 2 / I: 0
His tiny white pecker
His tiny white pecker
R: 4 / I: 0
>175 pph
Dead board
>175 pph
Dead board
R: 21 / I: 9
nu 'toss
nu 'toss
R: 4 / I: 0
>175 pph
Shut it down
>175 pph
Shut it down
R: 3 / I: 0
Nas should be banned from the sharty or at least in /soy/ and no i didn't miss my arrow I am saying this unironically it is the reason why the log is shit because you can't make a clear difference between good nas and bad nas because nas is iron-coal in the first place
Nas should be banned from the sharty or at least in /soy/ and no i didn't miss my arrow I am saying this unironically it is the reason why the log is shit because you can't make a clear difference between good nas and bad nas because nas is iron-coal in the first place
R: 0 / I: 0
>
this entire 'log
>
this entire 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
>kil wipipo
>kil wipipo
R: 0 / I: 0
> the beauty of aryan woman shall never perish from this world!
> the beauty of aryan woman shall never perish from this world!
R: 0 / I: 0
Urgent report this thread for a surprise
Urgent report this thread for a surprise
R: 93 / I: 44
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 10 / I: 3
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
HOP ON IRC
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Oh no no sharty cucks why so dead
Oh no no sharty cucks why so dead
R: 4 / I: 3
I CANT POST THE FAT NIGGER FURRY HELP ME
I CANT POST THE FAT NIGGER FURRY HELP ME
R: 0 / I: 0
Watching fpe
Watching fpe
R: 5 / I: 1
>being a shitskin pedophile who grooms and rapes children
>being a shitskin pedophile who grooms and rapes children
R: 5 / I: 2
>nusois don't even know the nate is soot "conspiracy theory" quotes because it's real (fact checked by snopes)
nusois…
>nusois don't even know the nate is soot "conspiracy theory" quotes because it's real (fact checked by snopes)
nusois…
R: 9 / I: 0
POKER NIGHT AT THE CASOYNO
https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=5zftwXKaW5l2o
(you) WILL bet all your fake money
learning resources for cacas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpSewSHZhmo&t=
POKER NIGHT AT THE CASOYNO
https://pokerpatio.com/mp?game=5zftwXKaW5l2o
(you) WILL bet all your fake money
learning resources for cacas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpSewSHZhmo&t=
R: 5 / I: 5
>NAS should be a bannable offense in /soy/
>NAS should be a bannable offense in /soy/
R: 4 / I: 0
Im sorry guys but the ameriGOD hours meme is over, I admit it as an ameriDEITY I have to admit these hours are so much better in fact im going to work on a toss to prove exactly why you can see the difference in replies for long term threads depending on which part of the world is awake at the time and the posts during this hour are always so much funnier and keyed.
Im sorry guys but the ameriGOD hours meme is over, I admit it as an ameriDEITY I have to admit these hours are so much better in fact im going to work on a toss to prove exactly why you can see the difference in replies for long term threads depending on which part of the world is awake at the time and the posts during this hour are always so much funnier and keyed.
R: 113 / I: 15
who dis
who dis
R: 12 / I: 3
I FUCKING HATE ZOOMERS
I FUCKING HATE ZOOMERS
R: 1 / I: 0
>Pinches otakus
>Malditos Epstein
>Japon es cagada
<PINCHES OTAKUS
<MALDITOS EPTEIN
<JAPON ES CAGADA
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Pinches otakus
>Malditos Epstein
>Japon es cagada
<PINCHES OTAKUS
<MALDITOS EPTEIN
<JAPON ES CAGADA
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>froot le good
>froot le good
R: 5 / I: 3
R: 1 / I: 1
when you in the crib gasolina'd up and your cortisol starts raising so hard it hurts
when you in the crib gasolina'd up and your cortisol starts raising so hard it hurts
R: 24 / I: 9
Give me a list of people who should be legal to kill
Give me a list of people who should be legal to kill
R: 440 / I: 76
are ponds or streams more sustainable
are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 327 / I: 221
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 460 / I: 193
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
OPERATION REALITY 2
Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 495 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 534 / I: 251
BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2
On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.
You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.
The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 800 / I: 184
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 550 / I: 123
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1670 / I: 383
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.
Soysylum Adventure
You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.
BEGIN
You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.
Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.
You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.
You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.
Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.
Floydian Magic.