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BBWChan
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There used to be a time where no *chan could fail as much as Fchan. Well, that's no longer true. BBWChan has somehow become the first *chan to be even worse than Fchan. BBWChan is an imageboard where sick fucks ensure that morbidly obese women proceed to an early death by telling them that their rolls of disgusting flubber are sexy and they shouldn't try to live normal, healthy lives. This statement is one of concern, something that comes naturally to normal, healthy people like the authors of this article.
Encyclopedia Dramatica's articles on fat girl angle shot, the Fat Acceptance Movement, and (obviously) fat are huge turn-ons to all BBWeirdo users.
Current boards
Main
- /bbw/ - A board filled with women that had more cheeseburgers than kisses in their lives.
- /bbwalt/ - Obese fetus-fuck lolis.
Also, furries.Furfags get b& for posting outside of their containment board. - /bbwdraw/ - The drawfag version of /bbw/.
- /bbfurries/ Furfag containment board
- /bhm/ - /bbw/ and /bbwdraw/ together, but for men. Hold on a sec, I need to barf... OK, I'm back. Next!
- /booty/ - The only board with any standards at all. Occasionally you get someone acceptably thicc, but usually just unattractive fat assholes.
- /ee/ - Other fucked up, gross, ugly porn that somehow doesn't fit anywhere else.
- /elite/ - People reading, writing, and enjoying shitty fanfictions.
- /futa/ - Weeaboo pornography.
- /inf/ - For those who want their blow-up dolls to be real people- but still blown-up.
- /li/ - Dildos go where?
- /manip/ - "Is this 500 pound whale-woman big enough? Nah, let's make her look like she's 800 pounds!"
- /mu/ - Muscly chicks.
- /oe/ - Drawings of fat people, but sketchier. Basically just /bbwdraw/.
- /pe/ - After all, everybody loves penis.
- /preg/ - Women enjoying their last days of sexual life.
- /tits/ - Big tiddies? Nice. Trashbag gut underneath? No thank you.
- /trans/ - Trannies. What did you expect?
Other
- /ct/ - A way to contact your friendly neighborhood mods and admins. You know, because they're the only ones who will ever accept you for your disgusting fetish.
- /fb/ - Your opinion matters! NOT.
- /gen/ - Like /qa/ of 4chan, yet still focusing mainly on fatasses.
History
Creation of BBWChan
While it was run by Popcorn Mariachi, the site was known as a general fetish board and was called 7898chan. Under a new domain (bbwchan.org), it changed its name to BBWChan in June 24, 2007, since most of its content was fatty related. On BBWChan, every thread is a chubby thread, reaping the content of all the BBW Porn Sites on teh interwebs.
BBWChan went down for a few months in early 2008. No one is sure why, but most people believe it finally reached its weight capacity and went tumbling down the elevator shaft of the internet. And nothing of value was lost. It returned on June 10, 2008 under yet another domain (bbw-chan.net), administered by a shadowy figure named CrazyMonkey who also owns not4chan. In 2014 the equally shadowy je(we)ss assumed control.
InflateChan
Probably even before BBWChan, captainstupids, well described by his username, established his own cringy imageboard, known simply as InflateChan. It would have been as big a failure as BBWChan if it hadn't had only nine fucking users. Srsly, it didn't even have a unique logo visual, and that says pretty much everything. Fortunately, it died out; unfortunately, BBWChan integrated it as /inf/.
The Great BBWar of 2011
On /bbw/ in 2011, there was a war between the sick fucks who think that 600 lbs. women are sexy and the normal people who like their chix to be larger than those found on /b/, but not the sort of shit that feeders fap to. Certainly, they could have just hidden each other's threads, but everyone loves the drama that occurs when people get off their ass to whine "Stop liking what I don't like!" Obviously, this caused a great amount of fail, but what made it even worse was that the SSBBW (Super Sized Big Beautiful Women, aka immobile-tier fatties) lovers actually defeated their much more sensible peers. This fact should give new visitors to the site an idea of what to expect from BBWeeaboos.
Migration to the current site
In late 2016, various features of bbw-chan.net were breaking down, and it was obvious that- thank God!- the end was nigh. But, instead of TAKING THE HINT, some faggot named LtBarclay took it upon himself to save this massive trainwreck and started a new site at bbw-chan.nl on December 10, 2016. Gee, thanks, bro.
Notable contributors
LtBarclay
Seriously? Besides running the site, he actually interacts with and cares about the community? Fucking tryhard.
Content Man
Take me by the hand, lead me to the land. Really though, don't. I don't want to see the kind of content you provide.
VladimirPutin
Improving the lives of his people just as much as the actual Putin does. Which, of course, means he's just poisoning their minds.
Harambe
Yeah, the real Harambe would not approve.
BBW/SSBW models
They drop in every once in a while because this is the only place where people like their blubbery, bloated excuses for bodies. Go to the goddamn gym once in a while!
Hatred of fun
BBWChan, as it seems, hates fun. They actually have rules- ooh, so respectable!- and will ban you faster than one of the fatasses they love so much can scarf down a candy bar, so you better have a lot of IP addresses ready if you want to successfully troll these perverts.
The Worst of /elite/
BBWhales' top source for stories about anyone or anything gaining weight, having body parts expand, eating entire people- you know, the usual smut.
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“Good afternoon Organism Eight,” rattled a tin voice. “Do not struggle. Tearing your stitches will prove most painful.” Alyssa felt her chest tighten. While the voice's tone was as innocent as girl scout speaking into a soda can, it's message turned her blood cold. Her erratic, racing heart sent spurts of worried thoughts through her brain. “I can't feel my legs! I can't feel anything! Where am I? And stitches!” “Your vitals suggest you've noticed your unique situation. You're temporarily paralyzed to avoid any unwarranted retaliation. While you slept I've also made a few alterations to your body. Allow me to show you.” The rattling voice chirped like a text tone, and a sterile humming filled the room. Alyssa's prison began to tilt upwards, allowing her eyes to greet her reflection in the mirrored walls. What she saw beyond the glass, strapped to a gurney was unbelievable. The woman's head was shaved short to her scalp and her pierced nose and wild eyes were wet with tears and dribble. Alyssa's eyes followed the moister trail to an enormous pair of full red lips, and hanging limply between them was a long pink tongue, at its end swung a heavy looking weight. “Don't be alarmed Eight. The weight only serves to loosen and tear the muscles in your tongue. It is mostly painless and has rid you of the ability to speak. This will also make eating very difficult, and you will be doing a lot of that. But fret not, I have thought of everything” the voice beamed, and the familiar humming brought Alyssa closer to the mirrored wall. She tried to blink the tears from her eyes, but her stubborn lids were beyond her control. She focused hard on her stomach and noticed a long, ridged hose seemingly connecting to a valve just north east of her navel. “This tube will ensure your body gets all the nutrient it needs. What you will be eating tastes positively rancid, but lucky for you, you won't taste a drop. You will ingest pounds of this aromatic mixture daily. You will grow, and once you've met your minimum weight, we will begin Phase Two. I promise you Eight, by the time we part ways, you'll be begging you to let you stay here with me. You'll look back on this time and yearn for it. Now get some rest, tomorrow we begin.” Alyssa's thought slowed to a crawl, she could feel her mind grow hazy and slip into the cold black of sleep. |
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