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▶ №15147897[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15148611

i had a dream i was at the official soyjak.party convention there was like 20-50 'teens all sitting in front of a small stage and quote came on and everyone was like OMGGGG ITS QOOOTTEE and then i made a really funny joke and quote himself responded and gave me a reppey (even doe it was irl) then i made some comment about the jardee and got wordfiltered IRL and got shadowbanned from the event for mentioning "a long dead site"
then quote started making some motivational speech about how "in the sharty universe, the only star that should shine is SOYJAK.ST. TOTAL OFFSITER DEATH." and everyphono was heiling him like it was a hitler speech
then i got kidnapped and choked by some literal rapeson and kept running around the convention shouting for help from quote ("soot please save us" geeeg) and then fell off the skyscraper the event was being hosted on while trying to make a sick parkour jump and died the end

>dreaming about snca bald man with glasses website

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i had a dream one time about being made an admin and i couldnt figure out how to use a capcode. i then went to bed

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>>15147914
geg

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This happened to me but in real life, I was gigachad

▶ №15147945[Quote]>>15147971

>inb4 this actually happens and Quote announces a sharty convention

▶ №15147968[Quote]>>15147982>>15148015

i had a dream there was some kind of irc/cord where it said you could use a command called !tsmt that could only be used once in a while and i was about to type it because i wanted to see what it would do but a foid typed it before me and she got half her face lasered off

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>>15147945
>arrive
>its all raisinskins
quote would have to rangeban them irl

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geg

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>>15147968
geg wtf

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I had a dream where the log was spammed with porn and the admins didnt do anything to stop it, thank god it wasnt real

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>>15147968
i also had a dream i was in a physical imageboard as if it was a place and we were trying to do a raid on another imageboard but kept seeing us
everyone was like 3d soyjaks like in gemmynutz videos

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either doll or kuz collaborating with Walmart to make soyjak merch
>>15148015
gemmy

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>i had a dream i was at the official soyjak.party convention there was like 20-50 'teens all sitting in front of a small stage and quote came on and everyone was like OMGGGG ITS QOOOTTEE and then i made a really funny joke and quote himself responded and gave me a reppey (even doe it was irl) then i made some comment about the jardee and got wordfiltered IRL and got shadowbanned from the event for mentioning "a long dead site"
>then quote started making some motivational speech about how "in the sharty universe, the only star that should shine is SOYJAK.ST. TOTAL OFFSITER DEATH." and everyphono was heiling him like it was a hitler speech
>then i got kidnapped and choked by some literal rapeson and kept running around the convention shouting for help from quote ("soot please save us" geeeg) and then fell off the skyscraper the event was being hosted on while trying to make a sick parkour jump and died the end
>
>>dreaming about snca bald man with glasses website

▶ №15148366[Quote]>>15148481>>15148507

I dreamt I bought the sharty and posted the gem that saved it and we never saw coal again.
I woke up and wept

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I once had a dream that I got isekai'd inside the server hardware the Sharty is hosted on like fuggen Tron

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>>15148366
I dreamt that quote got brutally raped by big buff somali kangs, I woke up and wept

▶ №15148519[Quote]>>15148597

i had a dream I was walking in some kind of barren highway, like imagine kansas if uve ever been there. and it was nighttime and foggy and raining and everywhere was just mud and turmoil. eventually i walked into a walmart and started stealing, eventually one of the wageslaves caught me and I left with all my stolen merchandise. I walked until I entered some random town and walked into some random house, I walked upstairs and just sat on the bed for some reason until I saw somebodie emerging from the closet. I ran out of the house and the nigga was chasing me so I ran until I found some other house. and then I woke up

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>>15148519
this was a sharty dream thread sweatie but i appreciate all dreams, i like the aesthetic of yours

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>>15148611
this but its a jardeecuck marrying soytan at the quote convention

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>>15148611

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>>15148611
This is actually kind of romantic. Rare 4cuck W


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