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 15148282[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>15148657

when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried

 15148296[Quote]>>15148312>>15148326>>15148340>>15148438>>15148448>>15148469

when I was younger I used to scream in girls' faces and pretend I was an animatronic from FNAF jumpscaring them

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the year previously I would also pretend to be an enderman

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WE all did ts

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>>15148296
bro we used to "play fnaf" in the bathrooms by just hiding in a stall and slamming the door whenever our friend who was the animatronic got close

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Actual gem thread kekkkgemgem

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>>15148296
>when I was younger I used to scream in girls' faces and pretend I was an animatronic from FNAF jumpscaring them

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>>15148296
i did ts but i was slenderman instead of an animatronic

 15148346[Quote]>>15148363

'tismGOD..

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>>15148346
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

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>>15148340
I did that too, one time I grabbed some random kid and started dragging him away while making weird noises that I thought sounded like static, and when asked by a teacher I said I was slenderman, to which she said "how do you even know what that is?"
this was literally like 3 months after the slenderman stabbing btw I'm surprised she didn't call home

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>>15148365
GEEEGGG
Dude no fucking way

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>>15148365
geg this one time in school we were drawing self portraits and I just drew a picture of toy bonnie because I thought he looked cool

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Kill and rape spergoids

 15148415[Quote]>>15148515

subhuman incel trait : subconsciously larping as a fictional character

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>when I was younger I used to scream in girls' faces and pretend I was an animatronic from FNAF jumpscaring them

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blud not even batman or doctor fauci could beat this out of me

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>>15148296
>Hi
<GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>15148296
aryan fuggen jerdee

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oh and we played slendytubbies in real life whenever it got foggy which consisted of screaming at each other and kicking the shit out ourselves

 15148469[Quote]>>15148535

>>15148296
this honestly isnt that bad, when me and brother used to roleplay as animatronics with fnaf music videos in the background

 15148482[Quote]>>15148520

when i was a kid i would push other children over and stomp on their head and i would push kids off the swing if i wanted to swing. I would also push other kids off the top of the monkey bar platform and run around with sticks and hit people

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geg

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>when i was a kid i would push other children over and stomp on their head and i would push kids off the swing if i wanted to swing. I would also push other kids off the top of the monkey bar platform and run around with sticks and hit people

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>>15148415
me and my girlfriend both do this. she styled her hair to look like a tranime girl she identifies with + wants to dye it too for the same reason and in my head I've been imagining myself as tails the fox 24/7 since I was like 8 (I'm not a furfag btw)

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>>15148515
do you say fuck ice?

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>>15148482
timmy tough knuckles 🥀🥀

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>>15148469
yeah well I played the fnaf 1 song at a family gathering for everyone to see

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>>15148517
Actual gegnvke reference

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>>15148535
I once rambled about FNAF lore to my 90 year old grandpa

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>>15148515
youre both probably ugly as fuck

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>>15148548
geeeeeeg I showed fnaf animation memes to my cousins

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Not OP but when I was a caca, me and my friends had this place we called the lair (it was a very specific large bench were we could all sit and it was near the computer lab)
If we saw anyone in there or that tried to sit on it, we would try to ge them out of the bench, defend the bench and scream like cavemen to anyone

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>>>15148515
>youre both probably ugly as fuck

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>>15148565
>were instead of where
My ESL 'aped mi

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I remember when I was in like 3rd grade and used to watch like tons of SMG4 gemmies. SMG4 used to have a lot of "I'm gonna rape you" and "It's raping time" soundbytes and at that time I had no clue what it meant outside of "something bad".
So for like most of recess I would play games with friends and say "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU" while chasing them in tag GEG

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>>15148555
I think that she's pretty but that I'm ugly
she thinks that she's ugly but that I'm pretty
make of that what you will

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>>15148565
Indo Aryan defending his homeland

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>>15148565
geg I did this too, to several places
most commonly would be in the corner by the coat hangers

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>>15148577
GEEEEEEG I USED TO SAY SHIT LIKE THAT TOO

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>>15148565
simulating hunting in packs

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>>15148577
one time I randomly screamed the word jizz in class because I heard it the day before and thought it'd be funny. I had no idea what jizz was.

 15148599[Quote]>>15148619

OP here i also remember doing a school talent show where it was me and my friend just doing live action ASDF movie

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>>15148515
this is the future of the aryan race

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>>15148603
Truly, the ubermensch Hitler wanted

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I don't do any of this because I'm a sperg

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didn't*

 15148614[Quote]>>15148690

geg I also used to use ts app "prophunt portable" which was essentially a mobile prophunt game with text chat that people would use to have these big fnaf roleplays,no one actually used the game for playing it

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gegmine

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>>15148577
there was this autistic sperg in my 3rd grade class who was like a head taller than all the other kids who would do exactly this geg

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>>15148578
sounds like a healthy relationship

 15148631[Quote]>>15148638

I also remember I would like go to the bathroom in restaurants and start like re-enacting that FNAF 3 scene where Purple Guy turns into Springtrap and my grandparents would check up on me and I would scream at them something like "YEAH YEAH IM ALMOST DONE JUST WAIT"

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I remember hearing the audio from that clip of some random faggots chanting "we hate fucking niggers" for the first time in a video game without knowing what it meant, and kept saying it in public spaces

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When I was a kid this one girl tried bullying me into being her bf by sitting on me for an entire recess. (She was 4 inches taller than me and I had a super lean twink frame) She wasn't ugly or anything but my stubborn child ape brain made me reject her anyway. A month later I suddenly tried asking her out but she rejected me and I spilled out a "But I love you" Exactly like this scene from fucking Ratatouille.

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>>15148631
Spergtron

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>when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried

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>>15148637
Do you still have contact?

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>>15148646
We were like 8 years old and I moved after 5th grade

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>>15148282 (OP)
Undertroon wnbag

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My retarded sister used to listen those stupid fucking 2018 cuphead songs for hours on end every single day, and even watched the "trolls" movie like 12 times in a row once, all on the large television in the living room

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>>15148614
there was this minecraft skin app I used to use called "skinseed", except hardly anyone actually used it to post minecraft skins, it was some autistic community full of ERPers and weird spergs.
I would frequently make posts like "Stop Being Bisexual" with burning pride flags, "Just Killed Another Furry" with furry skins covered in red pixels, "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" with a skin of hitler, etc.
my profile picture was a swastika and I would bait literally everybaldi. people could leave comments on posts and there would be an unbelievable amount of seethe with basically every post I made. one time I made a post saying I supported trump then made a post saying trump is a faggot libtard, both in the same day, and somehow people still got baited. it wasn't just me doing this btw, there was an entire community of "trolls" on skinseed (albeit looking back on it, at least 70% of them were the same guy LARPing as different people geg. I recognized it even back then but I never brought it up because I thought he was cool o algo)
btw I was like 12 when I did this

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>>15148690
Born to use the Sharty

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>>15148690
Born for the sharty

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SpergGEMS in thread

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>>15148690
this sounds like the proto-sharty

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Haven't laughed this much in weeks dude this might be the best thread of today

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>>15148690
Not even a soyteen lad you're a literal soytoddler incredible work

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>>15148690
>i support trump btw
<NONONONO BAD GUY BAD GUY
>trump is a faggot libtard
<WHAT WHAT YOU.



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