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no arrow cause I I unironically do this

whenever I watch a YouTube video and the guy talking is saying things I completely agree with, I shit you not I pause the video and repeat exactly what he's saying, word-for-word, like a parrot, and I feel smarter for it. How do I stop this?
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MUH SCIENCE
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sharty dream thread

i had a dream i was at the official soyjak.party convention there was like 20-50 'teens all sitting in front of a small stage and quote came on and everyone was like OMGGGG ITS QOOOTTEE and then i made a really funny joke and quote himself responded and gave me a reppey (even doe it was irl) then i made some comment about the jardee and got wordfiltered IRL and got shadowbanned from the event for mentioning "a long dead site"
then quote started making some motivational speech about how "in the sharty universe, the only star that should shine is SOYJAK.ST. TOTAL OFFSITER DEATH." and everyphono was heiling him like it was a hitler speech
then i got kidnapped and choked by some literal rapeson and kept running around the convention shouting for help from quote ("soot please save us" geeeg) and then fell off the skyscraper the event was being hosted on while trying to make a sick parkour jump and died the end

>dreaming about snca bald man with glasses website
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Trans Baby

We just had a gender reveal party planned, but our baby had other ideas. It turns out, our newborn baby came out as trans!
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What happened to Triple Thrembo?
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Jew hate thread
>
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hey guys
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when I was younger and it was around 2016-ish I used to pretend to be sans from undertale and do a "sans voice" whenever I talked to people, I did this also when raising my hand to ask a question in class or go to the bathroom, the voice was just me trying to speak slightly deeper and saying "gaster" while looking afraid and worried
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>HAHA I QUOTED (YOU) WITH THIS FAT FURRY NIGGER I TOTALLY DON'T GOON TO.
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STOP RIGHT THERE

CONFESS YOUR GOONING SINS NOOOOWWWWWWWW
>
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enough meta-whining threads, tell me your hunting stories if you have any.
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So why did this cause such a commotion earlier today? Isn't this the most adorable thing ever?
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I use a 60 year old typewriter for college papers because I fucking hate having to go to the library to print stuff out and waste time jumping through technical hoops
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i do not like your dumb cartoon. here look at this. you see that? huh? huh?
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This video will change your life

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The bar is open again for a bit
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New Zealand is whiter than Australia
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Lightskin individuals of the blak persuasion who are thirsting for the BWC (Big White Cock).

It is our God-given duty as Aryan men to impregnate these house nigger sisas. fuggen jerdee
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>YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
<
>SHAKE DAT ASS SHAKE IT SHAKE IT!
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i feel unstable but i love god, my family and my country, bless you all
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>NGHHHHHHHH~ THIS FAT FURRY HISA ITS SO HOOOOT HOLY FUCK SO GEMMY NGHHHHHHHHH~ I.. MUST P-POST HIM AROUND THE S-SHARTY NGHHHHHHHH~
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>IAS good
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How do you sage a conversation irl?
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nigger
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>PROVEN FACT: if you drink diet pepsi after ingesting sugar the diet pepsi cancels it out or something
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This site will always be great no matter how brimmy it gets
I love you all and there are gems in our future
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>geg this shitskin is still seething
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soytan culture

itt we discuss soytan culture
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Hey! It’s me! CobsonTALKS, the fastest hedgehog alive!
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Ongezellig is IAS
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massive toothcel here
how do I fix this
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>i transheart worshipping skewl shooters unless its a muhfuggen troony
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my wife nigger is so cute
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What if the Leviathan: God of Gluttony faked his death so he could become the quote persona?
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what do you guys think about my music here
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soycaca help. I shrank myself
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>ias
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>when you're having a heckin' WHOLESOME 100 moment romantic dinner date with DA spouse, drink too much mint chocolate soylent (because there is no such thing as too much soylent) and really have to go take a heckin' whizz uh oh, but xher bvll hasn't given you da green light yet
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Where will you go when the sharty shuts down?
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Can (YOU) post in a restricted thread?
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>agugu.png
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Shut up and get me pregnant already, scrote. I'm tired of asking nicely.
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AGE VERIFY FOR EVERYTHING BEFORE IT GETS PATCHED NOW
https://age-verifier.kibty.town/
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>self-inserting as a babyjak
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FROOT STOPPED CARING ABOUT THE SITE AND LEFT AND THEN THE SITE STARTED GETTING PROGRESSIVELY WORSE AND WORSE AND THERE HAVE BEEN LESS AND LESS EVENTS AND INTERACTION, PATRIOT JANNIES WERE REMOVED OVER TIME AND DEMOTED, OFFSITER GARBAGE SLOWLY INCREASED OVER TIME WITH THE SUPPORT OF NEW JANNIES UNTIL IT BECAME OVERWHELMING ITS OBVIOUS THEY ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN SPREAD THE WORD
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"Yeah I use soyjak.party"
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What the fugg's up soooooyyyy
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>Hello soyjak.party
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frankie fey released that video on soyjaks for normaltrannies o algo
>watch the nusoi and nas bait flood in as this is brought to your attention
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>and oreos
<>and oreos
^COME HERE BITCH! TAKE THAT COCK!
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will always be a gem
https://youtu.be/7TZcW8wmmo4
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>Esto te va a fascinar!
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>writing in niggerspeak on the sharty
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>the 'log is only coaly from 6pm to 10pm
Noted.
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Have you ever called someone a nigger in public?
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ITT: AI Audio from Video

We input a video into this site
https://huggingface.co/spaces/hkchengrex/MMAudio
and we have it generate audio for us
>Don't forget to give a prompt
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>you really think you can save the white race by playing hoi4 all day?
<yes
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KEEEEEEEEEEK THE URBAN DICTIONARY HATES SOYFAILS JSID QLMJEYLA
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>Eating squirrels
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>drinking lucozade
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I think LeafyIsHere would've liked the sharty
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ITT: We do what the first reply tells us to do
>Not doing what the first reply tells us to do
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Geg deviantart makes higher quality 'jaks than most teens
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ITT: We create the brimmiest variant:unknown to ever exist
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Hunky spotted irl
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ITT WE ASPIES TALK ABOUT OUR INTERESTS

mine are historical langugaes and they are Primitive Irish, Akkadian, Old Irish, Proto Germanic, Vulgar Latin, Pictish, Brythonic, Gaulish and Etruscan.
My favorite historical eras are the Dark Ages and Roman Era.
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>Protect trans kids or somethinf ack
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anymore gay nigger blogposts? Sigh… I guess its about time to post bait
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>epstein met the guy who made fourchan who made pol which basically created the alt right and so basically if you dont support my fagology youre basically from pol which is basically epstein so-ACK!
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On Soot ME and Admin Thrembo are saving the sharty
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ive never lost a soyduel
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I'm getting addicted to self-isolation
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RIP soy

The log sucks.
Stop replying to bait and maybe less bait will be posted, giving room for actually good posts maybe?
There are pol niggas unironically making snca threads now
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>quote issa fuggen obsessed zardycuck or sum shit mane
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State of the Party Discussion

Will it get worse or better within the next 6 months?
Thoughts on what should happen when Quote gets tired of the site?
Have you been enjoying the ride?
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THIS STUPID NORMGROID STREAMER JUST CALLED COBSON THE ANGRY WOJAK GEM POTENTIAL IS HIGH GET IN NIGGERS
<reddit space
SPAM GEMS AND MENTION TROONS AND ACKS BECAUSE MANY OF XIS VIEWERS ARE CACAS AND TROONS SO THEY COULD LEAK AND IT COULD BE GEMMY
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>GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! NEWFAG! REDDIT IS THAT WAY!
<the fuck did you just say to me, little nigger?
>n-nothing… I'm so heckin' sorr-
>-AAACCCCKKKK!!!
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Quote: The jannies and I are going to do nothing
Me:
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Diavatalks Thread
Xer stream is strarting soon
You know what to do…
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a lot of the NAS is pretty gemmy
if quote would delete the /qa/ troonslop but allow regular NAS the board would literally be perfect
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Jannies give us our notes fuggen jerdee
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>qoot this
>qoot that
>jannies this
>jannies that
>sharty this
>sharty that
>sharty dying
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Clip that saved the ‘rty
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Is this site anyone else's only/primary source of socialization?
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>cobson
>soyjaks
>soybooru
>soyjak wiki
>soyjak.party
>hwabag
>coal
>gem
>soot
>gemmy
>nas
>ias
>gigachad
>pepe
>x won x lost
>bbc
>nikocado avocado slot
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>Michael Soyjakson
HA HA! THAT WAS A KNEE-SLAPPER!
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Soytan theory

Since Soytan is a soylent bottle does that mean she has a cuck fetish?
Like theoretically if I fucked another woman in front of Soytan would she would enjoy that?
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new toss
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/tan/- Post soytan gemmies

Post all the Soytan gemmies you have saved
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sully on the log
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
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what video games do you play?
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Peeing your pants
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>jacobson
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Someone I know shaved their head pretty tight and they asked me to shave a design into their head before they go to school tomorrow. Do you have any ideas?
>inb4 swastika
obviously I can't do that
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>quote is dead and the jannies can now do whatever they want theory
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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>nusoicacas made an edit of this picture
Actual gooners kill yourself
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How much do the jannies realistically know about you? Have you datamined yourself too hard?
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labubu x sprunki epislop animationtranny fetish gore nsfw
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>You may of heard about ERN and EFN, but have you heard about Epstein RAPE MOOT? (ERM)
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Chuds and Troons

>be addicted to tranime porn
>shoot up a school
>the media thinks it's your political beliefs that caused this
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soyjak.st in 2026

>Meta whining
>Bait
>Coal
>No gems
QLMJEYLA
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<Twerk for Quote fuggen jerdee
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dead ahh chat
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>average 4cuck user
<average soyjak party user
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efm on the 'log
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>hazbin hotel
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OMG ALL OF THIS NAS…
JANNIEZ DO SOMETING…
QUOTE….FUCKA U MAYNE….
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having to rely on the jannies to remove NAS proves you're a dependant welfare nigger.
SAGE the shit you don't like, BUMP the shit you do like.
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Spreading the EFM song again award
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Is this nas
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made a new imageboard

soytanporn.party
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SoyBooru post #169341
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Post soyjaks
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Just Rename It To Soytanporn.st Already
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>soyjak.party
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What if jannies are coaling up the 'log with loli and NAS on purpose so Quote will get less backlash when JSID happens?
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You guys know you can just make good threads instead right?
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>We wuz man united fans and shiet
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would you rape xer, /soy/?
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>dees goombas obsesd
<NEED…HEALTH..CARE (FREE)
^o algo
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Do any of you have the link of that one youTube video that shows a whole compilation of 'O? (horrifying AI raisin)
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Just rename is to soytanpaorn.st alreoaddy
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>"Shitoko"? "Brap"? "o algo"? What the hell are you talking about? Listen, Club activities are about to start, so you better get out of my way.
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Just Rename It To Soytanporn.st Already
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Nigger doo doo and shitting
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GEEEEEEEEEEEG THIS NIGGA IS SO 'JAKKABLE
of course xe's a troon too. and -acked ximself

xe's getting 'jakked as we speak
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Quote ╬╬ Admin

Soyjak.st has already exceeded my expectations by a ton. It has been about 8 months since I've become admin. Every time I thought I was ready to shut it down, a dozen newGODS would join,
New NAS and nuvariants would be spammed, by miracle, or luck, it always became alive again. Eventually though i believe you can't keep a website going forever.

After enough events, enough new boards, 'teens naturally get bored. I have also become even more busy and i can't really give the site the same amount of maintenance as I did before, especially with new events. On top of that, the server bills have been getting higher and higher.
I would not wish for this website to go out in a slow fashion, to be a DNB for the next 2-3 years until somebaldi actually forces me to pull the plug, so as my one last trick up my sleeve, I announce a countdown.

This countdown counts until the late hours of the 14th of March. A Saturday.
It will be the Sharty's last day existing as a website.

The blog has already shut down, many of my enemies who doubted in me have also gone away, that includes even some of this site's staff members. I am happy things went so good, I haven't been the greatest admin, especially at the end of the sharty's lifespan and I know It but I think I did a good enough job holding everything together, and especially not giving on the site up when (((they))) wanted to shut it down. I also must thank 9a0c because without her help i don't think we'd get this far.

If I can find some free time, i'll try to host some events. I'll try to interact more with you guys in this last month, I'll do a bit of shilling on 4cuck as well. I am hoping some will have their 2 week soyjak phase again when coming back to the site.

Let Soyjak.Party's Last Dance begin.
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This quote BTFO's nusoicucks
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im trans btw
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Soyjak.st has already exceeded my expectations by a ton. It has been about 8 months since I've become admin. Every time I thought I was ready to shut it down, a dozen newGODS would join,
New NAS and nuvariants would be spammed, by miracle, or luck, it always became alive again. Eventually though i believe you can't keep a website going forever.

After enough events, enough new boards, 'teens naturally get bored. I have also become even more busy and i can't really give the site the same amount of maintenance as I did before, especially with new events. On top of that, the server bills have been getting higher and higher.
I would not wish for this website to go out in a slow fashion, to be a DNB for the next 2-3 years until somebaldi actually forces me to pull the plug, so as my one last trick up my sleeve, I announce a countdown.

This countdown counts until the late hours of the 14th of March. A Saturday.
It will be the Sharty's last day existing as a website.

The blog has already shut down, many of my enemies who doubted in me have also gone away, that includes even some of this site's staff members. I am happy things went so good, I haven't been the greatest admin, especially at the end of the sharty's lifespan and I know It but I think I did a good enough job holding everything together, and especially not giving on the site up when (((they))) wanted to shut it down. I also must thank 9a0c because without her help i don't think we'd get this far.

If I can find some free time, i'll try to host some events. I'll try to interact more with you guys in this last month, I'll do a bit of shilling on 4cuck as well. I am hoping some will have their 2 week soyjak phase again when coming back to the site.

Let Soyjak.Party's Last Dance begin.
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>this is the average nusoishit in 2026
jsid
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>/soy/ - Soyjaks
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Hey teens. Currently trying to dox someone but it's going rough. As of right now I have
Rough estimate of my targets age
Area where he lives
Several accounts that belong to him
His Gmail
Like 1 year log of discord messages on his server
Any solid sites that can give me new results? Tried out breach/swolesome but they were garbage
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https://soyjakwiki.org/Mariofeds
Is he like actually dead why does it say he died
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>THERE ISN'T A SPLINTER CALLED THE 'NIGGY' TAKE YOUR MEDS!
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Ban coal
Ban nas
Ban bait
Ban forced troonslop
Enforce gem purity fuggen jerdee
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>soyjak.party
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>"Bella Ciao" - Italian Anti-Fascist Song (Rare Version)
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>thread the needle
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Ban everything except soytan porn
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>wider than you ahmed, you cant even hold your head up in mcdonalds society or something
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>itz da fuggen jardee's fault i's can't lose weight
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that one time a qa cuck drew this GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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There were Animals here
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KEK! There is not a single soyjak on page 1. Did we win?
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Why does the ‘log have so much antimatter today
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rule number two: we dont talk about da fuggen quote mayne
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/fn/ - Fat Niggers

since janjans are allowing NAS on /soy/
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Quote ban this image i dont like it
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Neko Arc Thread

Post images related to this silly cat!
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/Oneshot/

Post oneshot gemmies
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height and weight?
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/EHCG/

Everybody Hates Chris General

Let's talk about one of the greatest blak TV shows ever made.
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and oreos
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Botted pph
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ITT we discuss the stupid soyim

my favourite nusoi theory is that quote is purposefully trying to kill the sharty despite pumping money in it and developing a new chan software
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scary
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How do I tell how many people are currently online on this site rn?
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Why don't you guys do what the first reply says?
>no arrow
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>lucky star bread
>mlp bread
>homestuck bread
>umineko bread
>no azumanga bread
i think it's time to be the change we want to see in the world, nusois.
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>Nigger doo doo and shitting
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Incest is bad
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Hịţľeŕ
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==FUCK THIS SHIT WEBSITE
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Broke mfs kick it with broke mfs, drug dealers kick it with drug dealers, dirty people kick it with dirty people, and you mean to tell me yo friend a Hœ and you not one? fuggen jerdee
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NASPOCALYPSE

Jannies are allowing NAS on /soy/ flood the board with NAS as protest
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Join Google you goy
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Her: I like guys who don’t hide their emotions

Me tryna clap:
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fpe is shardee kultur nusoi….
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new giga. Thoughts?
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A thing I noticed with Troonslop

Have anyone noticed that most troonslop are in a cartoon artstyle or adjacent to it, along with the tone and characters within them being juvenile stock personalities with seemingly being "mature".

None of them uses a realistic artstyle or is live-action save for a few rare exceptions. Sure You could say Stranger Things and Good Omens are troonslop but you will see more trannkes obsess over cartoon characters than real people, they won't even look at them.
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Press the button?


You get 100k but you lose 2 inches off your penis
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Hello there soyim! What future plans for efforteralds do you have in mind? A high effort OC? An animation? A 'jak videogame perhaps?
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>’p in fpe
>DOCTOOOOSSSS
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>posting random nas on /soy/ since some coon is allowed to post murder drones gooner art
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stop being a brat
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>posting random nas on /soy/ since some coon is allowed to post murder drones gooner art
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STOP DELETING MY THREADS
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bald man with glasses
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<
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MrBeast has announced that he’s acquired a financial service app to help the youth learn about investing, credit, and money management 🔥
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gooning to bbc
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Do not open the Omori file at 3AM...

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nigger doo doo
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nas coal on the log
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fpe is actually a wackjak and we never knew until now
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janny why did you delete my thread it didnt break any rules
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marge is nas allowed now
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>poop and niggers dying
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
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>beating your pet nigger to death because he escaped from his cage and posted an fpe bait thread
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>*SHITS PANTS*
>WHY IS IT SO STINKY IN HERE?? FUGGEN QUOTE!!!
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>umm.. uhmm.. f-fuck trannies… you'll always be a man…
>I-I'm a real man, I swear! Just d-don't.. stare at my hips like that, Tyrone.. nngh.. I can't stand it…
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>mfw looking at this 'log
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The real coal that killed the sharty are people that complain
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Obsessed
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SET ALL NIGGERS ON FIRE
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ITT WE GET NAME ROLLS
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>images.steamusercontent (17).png
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ITT soyquote or gigaquote the worst post you can find on 4cuck and everyone guesses which board its from
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Jimmy would have stopped this
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Why did usage of the word "geg" peak in 1942?
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This nigga is so adorable
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>MARGE YOU ALREADY HAVE A THREAD STOP SHITTING UP THE 'LOG
This is for people to contribute to this one part of the level without having to sift through the SNoCA of the main thread

<Marge what do you want us to do?

I've split RapeApe's bedroom into 4 quadrants, (You) guys have the quadrant on the top left, post pictures and suggestions of what you want to see in the /soy/ quadrant
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Why does the strip filename feature not work on iOS?
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>300k+ subscriber jewtuber foid makes an hour long video on soyjaks
>/soy/ turns into NAS heaven the next day
Implications?
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>stop sciencephobia
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2 fat BBCS on my plate
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somephono 'jak dis
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If you have a particular png you wanna spam on coal threads post it here and I'll generate hash variants of it o algo
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>me seeing the absolute state of /soy/
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ITT: We post our Rio Mare backlogs
<
Any tuna VVILL do if you're poor
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Yeah so uhm, does anybody know why jannies allowed NAS in the first place?
R: 467 / I: 101

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>obsessed with a boomer award
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 56 / I: 9

Why are there captchas again?

I was talking to a girl and she was really nice and pleasant, but then randomly stopped responding.
God, please destroy the universe.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Absolute state of the 'log
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/hh/ - horrible histories

R: 5 / I: 1
Random NAS thread
R: 0 / I: 0
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anthro general but its restricted to make next new lee leak award
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 3

nuvariant thread

itt we post nuvariants
itt we request nuvariants
itt we create nuvariants
itt we edit nuvariants
R: 1 / I: 0
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kys seamonkey nigger who makes autistic music and spams fetish porn on /soy/
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 0
R: 30 / I: 4
It's my movie
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 82 / I: 136
anthro general with IDs or something
R: 5 / I: 1
How do we save the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
>>>2845249
>We all like foxes here
R: 6 / I: 5
>not posting bait in the current log
R: 4 / I: 8
Anthro thread(Now with id's)
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 115 / I: 39

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 82 / I: 41
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 460 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 384 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: