Little Tubfuck (gilbert-the-fuckin-gnome)

Another little tub of fat, a real potato on nubs even by special baby standards. Unfortunately someone wanted to see how jiggly his belly was and smacked him right in the center while he was minding his own business. After shaking like a diabetic leaf and rippling like a water bed, he eventually started shitting himself and scree-ing his head off, and while waggling his forelegs around tipped over on his back. He can’t turn himself upright, he’s really heavy for a fluffy, and even if someone could pick him up, they don’t exactly want to touch him while he’s evacuating the probably miles of bowels in his gut.

Is this what you wanted? Are you not entertained? Now its assblasts are sending it rocketing down the highway at 250 miles per hour. Its entire top layer of fluff and skin on its lower back is gone and it’s leaving a trail of blood and feces at heartstopping speeds. God it sped in a school zone, the careless little fuck. What if someone gets hurt??