post by BitterSouffle on Jan 26
post by Curio on Jan 26
Simple solutions! The loud one may find that vocal cords are optional, and the hoof sucker may find that leggies are easily removed as well
post by PoyoBoyoUwU on Jan 26
I want to shake the white one like a maraca and squishy squish the brown one’s tummy
post by Za on Jan 26
The white one is just minding its own business. Smack that brown faggot with a claw hammer
post by gilbert-the-fuckin-gnome on Jan 26
post by huuhuuhurties on Jan 26
The smekie one can go forever sleepies, I’d raise the brown one… constant and consistent huuhuus makes for excellent white noise for sound sleeping.
post by Babbehkicker on Jan 26
Depends on why the unicorn is constantly peeping. If it’s because it’s mummah is a BMS mare and won’t feed it, then it is easily fixable with milkbagging her. The hoof-suckling will be watched & strongly discouraged as while it is cute with foals, it is disgusting with adult fluffies.
post by Barrel2s1coool on Jan 26
Gently rock them and/or give them a pacifier
post by SamSpadeSlater on Jan 26
Hoofsuckers need to be holocausted. No kidding. Nothing more disgusting. All need to be purged. The cheepers will eventually suck so fucking send them in the train too…
post by SamSpadeSlater on Jan 26
post by recreationalsadist on Jan 26
Solve both problems at once: Shove the brown one’s head in the white one’s mouth.
post by 7svendye on Jan 26
hot sauce both them
post by JigglingFluffy on Jan 26
hot sauce for the white one over sized pacifier for the other
post by gilbert-the-fuckin-gnome on Jan 26
Their gigantic peanut heads compared to their little muppet mouth? The white one would be torn apart and the brown one would just cheep harder
post by Retired_Artist on Jan 26
Wonderfully pathetic pair. I can’t decide if I want to toss boiling water on them or freezing water. Lucky there’s two!
post by awfulfawn on Jan 26
I hate them I HATE THEMMM… I want to crunch their stupid little eggshell skulls in my TEETH
post by Minch on Jan 26
Next minute, we see poor Fawn puking in disgust :((
post by Za on Jan 26
No excuses, mulch it with extreme prejudice
post by fluffycrimson on Jan 27
I have mixed opinions on hoof-suckling. I’d cut off its hooves and then smash the brown one’s head just to stop it from being so noisy.
post by AwwFluffit on Jan 27
Slowly squish them. Wear gloves and just press down.
post by Fluffy_Angst on Jan 27
The brown one is crying because it knows I’m gonna pinch it!
post by LoneWanderer on Feb 3
I want to grab one of the brown’s legs and snap it like a pencil.
post by TrueNeutralBox on Feb 4
