Mad scientist? You misread. I'm a maid scientist. I perform unethical genetic modification experiments to give them more frills.
reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3
So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”.
oh. twenty sixteen you say.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Glass Scientists (Webcomic)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Edward Hyde/Original Character(s)
Characters: Edward Hyde, Original Characters, Rachel Pidgley
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Sailing, He gets shanghaied
Summary:
The incident that left them separated had been an accident. Usually, Jekyll didn’t have accidents that sent one to infirmary, but Edward had to admit.
Being free was something that he had relished.
Honestly, he should have expected for the bar he was in–as unscrupulous as all the other places that he tended to visit–to be a front for shanghaiing.
May I present some TGS memes
This is exactly what Superman stands for.
Superman was created by two second-generation Jewish immigrants in the 1930s.
He was created to represent Jewish refugees, partially-assimilated immigrants, and orphan refugees. They couldn’t admit it at the time or he would never have been popular.
Whoever Little Light is they understand Superman far more than the majority of people.
Superman is the hardworking Hispanic immigrant who has developed a taste for apple pie.
The Muslim who plays baseball between prayer calls.
Every immigrant who still speaks their own language at home.
This is perfect and I love you for it.
The GuysTM <3 (literally someone get them out of my head please please please please plea)
in order left to right, Shanghaied Hyde, Sea Awaits Hyde, and Glass Twins Hyde!
bonus from my last post about this assholes <\3:
Transcript (bc my handwriting gave out on me mb guys <\3):
sea awaits Hyde: …. The bandana looks dumb
Shangaied Hyde, holding a paddle like a weapon: I’m gonna rip your face off
May I present some TGS memes
inkyrainstormsReblogged aroace-get-out-of-my-facedimpledthingsFolloweveryone is strange, and being passionate is attractive. don’t be afraid to be who you are and enjoy life the way you want toa-little-acornIf no one wants to talk about your hyperfixation, educate them instead, and if they run away just start chasing them while explaining the FNAF lore 220,70922,951
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsyournewcryptidFollowMath is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuckmassivetittiesandwarcrimesauxphonoyournewcryptidWoagh thats a lotta fishqueer-here-and-in-fearcan you count them?8855,15457,883
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsadhd-fandom-and-gayFollowHere you go,,, some more textposts while im at the amusement parkAgain i couldnt be bothered to adjust the aspect ratios #HELP?????#THESE ARE ALL SO ACCURATE I FUCKIN LOVE TEXT SHITPOSTS THEY'RE THE BEST#Edward Hyde!! the guy. hit him with hammer. he deserves it#at least a little bit#the glass scientists#tgs memes#text shitpost… See all133144
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me to me : i love you but we gotta get our shit together#my genuine internal dialogue#like girl ily but what the fuck. we gotta get it together#yeah we're doing good. proud of us. however!#what the fuck was that3,1203,737
inkyrainstormsRebloggedkale-of-the-forbidden-citiesFollowthe face of instant regret (he bit his ice cream) @inkyrainstormsinkyrainstormsOOOO THEY'RE SO CUTE <33333 I ADORE THIS. Boo-berry of course its boo-berry you're so right Stanley. #stan twins#relativity falls#gravity falls#kale's doodles35178
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inkyrainstormsReblogged kale-of-the-forbidden-citiesfordanoiaFollowIf burnt hair didnt smell so bad for so long I would probably try to shave with firefordanoiaSomeone liked this post and you know what???I can go outside, out of sight, with a lighter and just try it out there?? Leave all the burnt hair smell on the outskirts of the woodsfordanoiaUpdate:I get why ford has a 5 o clock shadow all the time despite shaving (with fire).Now, it’s important to note that I did this with an ordinary lighter and not something more consistent like... I don’t know? a torch from an underground passageway? a blowtorch? This was the only use of fire I have access to that I’d also willingly pass over my skin.That being said - not the closest shave and once the hairs got small enough they stopped catching fire. If I had something better it probably would have done fine.Also! Fun to note, I was racking my brain for why the smell was so familiar when I was inside washing it - same smell as hair when it’s been chemically burned away! The smell, by the way, is bad. Even with doing it outside and scrubbing with soap and a pumice stone. Also I apparently brought the smell into the house with me despite my best efforts. So there is a non-zero chance that Ford isn’t bringing that rank smell through the whole house.It also does look really cool though. Ten times more interesting than a razor blade.In Conclusion:Shave with fire isn’t perfect, but could be if you have a good flame. However, you will smell rank and there is nothing you can do about it to immediately fix that.nour386So it's canon that Ford is STINKY#AHA OUR LOCAL 'BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR BEING STINKY IN HIS 20S' SCIENTIST GOT WORSE AS HE GOT OLDER#love that for him <33#gravity falls#stanford pines#shaving with fire10144374
inkyrainstormsReblogged anniemontrosesecretaccountcreekfiendFollowA friend of mine from around here who is Very Christian and has never had a Jewish friend before was asking me some stuff about antisemitism today, and it made me realize that the ways people talk about various types of bigotry and racism are so designed to stump people about the nature and purpose of systems of oppression. "Why do people hate the jews so much?" is such a common refrain and while there have been many books and articles written pulling apart all the important contextual and historical things that can help people understand antisemitism SPECIFICALLY, what I ended up saying to my friend was this:"Something to understand about antisemitism is it isnt just ideological. The expulsion of jews from various countries was very often a method of "legally" seizing their wealth when the church needed money. It has been historically an incredibly convenient source of both a group of people to blame and also an easy way to just... Be able to steal from people, lmao. It has served very concrete material purposes for churches and governments throughout history. Sometimes you have to approach asking those questions from a different angle because it often isnt about the hatred so much as it is about ... Redirecting energy and attention, right, like upholding structures that benefit those in power. The hatred is convenient because it allows those in power to take actions that would not be tolerated if the group in question were not considered to be Exceptional in their inhumanity. Like the undocumented immigrants now, asking "why do they hate the immigrants so much" isnt always a productive avenue of thought because the hatred is usually just... Useful. Rather it is more helpful to ask "Who does it benefit for these people to be treated this way" -> "what do they need to make the general public believe about that group of people in order to justify this treatment". I think sometimes we are made to think hatred of jews is special and rooted in something different than other hatred... It's not. I mean all types of racism etc are unique. But it very much is about justifying actions that benefit a ruling class in all instances, imo."And she like totally got it!!! She was like "OH I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BUT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THANK YOU" I am very proud of myself lol :')zombie2undeadboogaloo-deactivat"Who does it benefit for these people to be treated this way"#This is actually very helpful to know#And explains a lot#Systemic hatred is rarely about the hatred… it’s about system#Hm430,32234,387
inkyrainstormsRebloggedkaykayjay2Followinkyrainstorms asked:FUNNIEST POSSIBLE USAGE OF GIANT AUTOMATONS THAT COULD PROBABLY KILL SOMEONE IN LIKE... LESS THAN 5 SECONDS. INCREDIBLY 10/10 IM GIGGLING SO HARDWOOOO I WAS RIGHT! ABOUT THE MACHINE! I THINK!!!!kaykayjay2 answered:LMAO THATS SO FUNNY I LOVE THEMI’m dissolving into giggles right now their stupid silly little faces… I love them so much THE EYEBROWS LMAO YEAH! THE MACHINE IT LOOKS SO COOL I HOPE IT WORKS also I think you’re right about the invisibility since that lodger has been designing it in the background MMMMMM I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEKkaykayjay2@inkyrainstorms ^^this is how I feel rninkyrainstormsREAL#All of us rn#All of us all the time every week#Tgs Monday’s my beloved <3333#This comic makes me genuinely look forward to mondays man835
inkyrainstormsReblogged aroace-get-out-of-my-faceohithankyoudon’t unfollow me okay. i’m going to make a really good post one of these days. just wait. #ONE DAY#I’m going to make a banger post you’ll see#<- funniest possible statement coming from you E#ME on the other hand#any day now you'll all see#im making all of you little psychic apology cards in the mean time. have them as consolation#while i go wild over#*checks notes*#sad gay scientists29,96912,012
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsrapidlydecayingcorpseFollowdont dehumanize people that’s the tool of the enemy. transphobes and shitty people are still humans okay. keep that in mind3452
inkyrainstormsReblogged pine-branchesryderdireFollowI fucking love repetitive lines that change meaning over a piece of writing yes slay #and brutus is an honorable man!!!!!!#<- YESSS!!!#the way i immediately thought of that then looked down#and saw. the line!11970,67480,241
inkyrainstorms@afkphorabit @casualcannibalisms I have a very important announcement. Become acquainted, I’m about to go a little bit completely off my rocker here (Cas I’d recommend looking through the Sea Awaits AU tag for context ) (afk…. Uh. I hope you have fun lmao)Let me set the scene. The Scientia is a very, very strange ship, even to the Lodgers that live on her. She doesn’t care for the rules, of physics or morality or otherwise, no, she’s far above any sort of petty restriction like that. she’s swallowed ships and creatures alike and made them seemingly vanish from the face of the earth.Well maybe, she can sense half a soul drifting somewhere far away, on a little boat in the middle of the sea not quite like her own. and it’s not her sea, nor her domain, but the little soul seems to be struggling against the current, and she can hear it, and it is one of hers (her favorite one, next to the Captain. the Captains other half)and well. she never cared much for the otherwise immutable laws of the multiverse.she reaches, quite metaphorically and yet literally, through the silly veils that separated his world from hers, let’s her mouth open wide, and snatches him from the unknown.there. her Mascot was safe now, is whatever form he may be. Scientia settles, quite content once again.——Edward Hyde has been eaten by a ship. A few months ago, he got fuckin separated from Jekyll — which seemed nice at the time, but Hyde was almost willing to eat his words by now, everything had gone so utterly to shit— and got fuckin shanghaied because of course he did, he was such a moron, why couldn’t he have listened to Jekyll and Rachel— and now. he’s been eaten. by a bloody. ship. and it was a ship, he was pretty sure, unless there was some sea creature he didn’t know about that had wooden floors for a tongue and lanterns fixed on the walls of its mouth, and portholes and crates full of rations stacked against the walls— he was in the lower deck, the storage unit of whatever ship this was. some subconscious piece of shit in his mind began calculating how much hardtack was probably stored down here, given the size of the ship and the number of boxes.oh, fuck that shit. however much it was, he wanted nothing more than to toss that flavorless torture food into the seathere were footsteps coming down the stairs on the far end of the roomHyde looked around for a weapon and found none, save for the paddles of the row boat he’d commandeered a few hours ago. Hell knew where he’d been planning on going, but it hadn’t been here was all he knew.the footsteps got closer, and Hyde spotted boots on the stairs. he scrambled out of the rowboat, paddle in hand, and eyed the torches on the far wall. if he could get his hands on one of those, he could probably—probably…why. why did that son of a slimy sea urchin octopus bastard look like him.#crossover event!!!!!!!#if i had a nickel for every au where hyde was in a boat i’d have two nickels <33 and of course i use my money wisely#so. crossover!!#btw afk if you don’t know getting shanghaied is basically getting kidnapped to work on a boat#there’s a whole history behind it — you might know already but just in case i wanted to clarify#hyde the Eldritch Sea Creature vs hyde the Guy Who Wants to Go Home#shanghaied hyde would be absolutely fuming btw#and if i had a nickel for every time i was involved in an au where hyde and jekyl were separate i’d have. a lot of nickels.#the glass scientists#tgs hyde#sea awaits au#edward hyde#putting this under that tag feels a bit demented like we have gone so far off the rails—#my art#i suppose#jekyll and hyde#thats for sorting purposes i would like to apologize to everyone searching under that tag lmaooo#where the fuck was shanghaied hyde going? he doesn’t know i don’t know he was just sick of everything i fear <\3517
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsa-silly-poll-side-blog-yayFollow#this fully implies it’s gonna start raining INK(concerning) and that is going to kill me#like. by drowning me? poisoning?#anyway it sounds awful <\367113,2598,091
inkyrainstormsReblogged afkphorabitlittle-alien-thoughtsFollowI love Everly I hope she gets an appearance again before the comic ends#EVERLY MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!! ✨✨#literally me too you’re so right <\333 Everly come back we love you ma’am#the glass scientists#tgs everly31440
inkyrainstormsRebloggedkaykayjay2Follow@inkyrainstorms I’m feeding you this in bite sized chucks so you don’t choke on angst (next one will be longer dw)continuation of this writing about a crazy dream I had (read that first if you haven’t) and Hoo boy we have characters with names this time! (Deepest apologies to my friends and classmates whose personalities I have stolen for this, I changed the names tho) Keep readinginkyrainstormsWOOOOO APOCALYPSE SUMMER CAMP. THIS IS SO FUN I LOVE THE DYNAMIC HERE ITS SO REAL. they’re so fun <333 this is so fun. the idea of being quarantined like that, trapped in there with little hope of reduce (…. is there a rescue plan?) is absolutely terrifying by the way#transplant your irls into the apocalypse it will be very funny#transplant Yourself into the apocalypse/j#Summer camp apocalypse#if i think of something else i’ll let you know lmao#something with a heartbeat something with a clock with time running out—#short story#kaykayli22
inkyrainstormsReblogged hellsquillscircuusfreakFollowanyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just mecircuusfreaki dont know how to describe itlocalcelestialcreature62ME FR FR#MEEEEEE#KAY AND CAS YOU TWO 🫵 and OTHERS#Skye if you ever see this… 🥺🥺8032,82648,726
inkyrainstormsReblogged babyblankyerrortheargylegargoyleFollowReblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friendspixie-mageSlams the reblog button so damn fastezrasarm#yes absolutely#Shoutout to my mutuals for being so awesome I love all of you you’re so cool1,323459,432306,393
inkyrainstormsRebloggeddearest-loveliest-elizabethFollowWorst pain#tadc ragatha#jason grace#stanford pines#many many such cases#<\3#These are just off the top of my head23213,98436,296
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsbrowniefoxFollowWe don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doingstreamofsalmonsay more plsbrowniefoxYeah sure why not.So most stories take place when Events are Happening, and this means that no matter what kind of job the characters have, they’re probably not too focused on them. Fanfics, on the other hand, often show the down time. Which means that the writer has to figure out what the hell these characters do in their jobs. Unless the characters have a job the author understands or knows well, the author is often at a loss for what to have the character doing.So they sit them at a desk and give them paperwork. What is the paperwork for? Rarely specified. It is Paper Work for the characters Important Adult Job they have and they need to read or sign it or something. And there’s always a line about how Character Hates Paperwork. Doesn’t matter if Character is a Mafia Boss or a General or a Diplomat, here they are in an office trying to get out of Doing Paperwork.There’s also a sense of, like, humor and mundanity that comes with it. Like the examples above, it always particularly stands out to me when a dangerous individual is griping about some paper they need to sign or something. The less you can picture Character doing paperwork, all the better to force it upon them. If Character is saddled with Paperwork, they’re usually now concerned about the physical damages their motley crew causes, because damage = More Paperwork.Anyway I just think it’s fun or funny, Sephiroth doing paper work and Sawada Tsunayoshi doing paper work and this just in, Tony Stark is doing paperwork. Sorry, Phoenix Wright can’t play right now. Yeah, it’s paperwork.elumishA very non-exhaustive list of actual paperwork they could be completing/reviewing/approving, in no particular order:TimesheetsExpense reportsRequisition requestsBudget justificationsPayrollPerformance evaluationsIncident reportsAfter action reviews / post-mortem analysesIncident Action PlansContractsContract proposals / grant applicationsReports / briefingsredwingedwhumpYour Royalty or Nobles in your feudal society should be doing this constantly unless you want to show how they're losing the kingdom and about to be usurped or overthrown.petitions, speech-writing, complaints, requests, assignations, disputes, judiciary forms, declarations that need signing off on, matters requiring the Royal seal, matters requiring a royal endorsement, pardons, judgments, invitations, rebuttals, census data, crop yields projected or actual, livestock records, water rights, Sumptuary laws, taxes taxes taxes...val-ritzsolid point there!even when the royalty look like they're just fucking off to have fun, they're doing Socially Mandated Fuck-Off and Have Fun TimeTournaments? Gotta show you're manly and virile through sport, or the nobles will supplant you. Feasts? Gotta show you're wealthy through conspicuous consumption, or the nobles will supplant you. Patronizing the arts? Gotta show you're cultured and erudite, or the nobles will laugh at you behind your back and probably supplant you.delicatefuryLawyer here. Here’s some more mundane/modern ones for you:Invoices. Intake sheets (information about new clients. The one for my firm is 13 pages and requires an hour long meeting. Then you have to do something with the info gathered)Data entry for invoices and intake sheets.Billing. (More involved than timesheets because you’re justifying to clients why you’re getting paid so much). Form letters.Taxes. Including 1099s for any contracted work.Bank statements/accounting spreadsheets. Gotta track how expenses are trending.Insurance documents.General messages. Lots of office still use a paper system for missed calls and “important” stuff because it just works better than emails and chats for some people.Memos. Big enough office to have at least one attorney on payroll? You’re getting memos about every legal question and concern and contract. It’s how we’re trained to communicate in formal settings.letslipthehoundsAnd if you want to get into modern military, the forms are numbered, and people will refer to them by either their actual name, or the number. (Have you filled out the 4187 for this? Yes, I filled out the personnel action form.)The military has so many forms. leebrontideIf you want to add a rage level, there’s the Regular Paperwork and then the special hell of Fuckup Paperwork.Cause there’s the invoice, and the follow up invoice and the we are about to have a problem follow-up invoice.There’s the incident report and then the I swear I yelled at that worker about this don’t be mad at me if they do it again second warning documentationThe requisition form and the it has been six months now get me the fucking thing or you’re gonna hear from Cindy escalations form.Paperwork has layers and protocols and backups.dancing-thru-cloudsFor law firms, there's also the 'I am asking nicely for you to send me this legally mandated document' and then the follow-up 'My please was a social nicety, I am no longer asking, I am telling you to send me this document or explain to a court why you refuse to do so' which, depending on the type of law, can fill a significant amount of the daykurowritesThis is all well and good, but considering I have worked several paperwork-heavy jobs myself, I've often found myself asking at the end of day: "What the hell was I doing all day?" The answer being "Paperwork." Partially because I have no fucking idea where the hell all of my time went, and partically because I can feel a black-out level rage rise within me if I waste one more moment thinking about the forms I just spent hours filling out. #This too is Henry jekyll#the glass scientists#writing advice#Paperwork#I’m also imagining Ford having to fill out the paperwork that comes with his research grant now lmaooo#stanford pines#gravity falls13141,24151,907
inkyrainstormsRebloggeddoctorwoahFollow#This is their exact dynamic in the glass scientists lmaoooooooo#jekyll and hyde#the glass scientists#He’s such a little shit we must destroy him#Little brother coded indeed#…..#glass twins au1460
inkyrainstormsRebloggedafkphorabitFollowwherever i go, i see his facesafkphorabiti wanna add more context: i, an irl, and said irl's parents were at the mall. we sat at a table - one right beside the table in the picture, just off frame - to wait for our order, but irl's parents realized they couldn't see the order get called from where we sat, so we switched to another table a little further away. i sat with my back turned to the table in the picture. after we were done eating, irl points behind me and goes "hey, who left two balls on the table over there?" and i turn around to check, 100% prepared to hit him with a testicle joke, only to immediately be met with The Characters haunting me. i didn't see or hear any indication of who left the balls there nor when they might have done so. i don't even know what material they might've been made of (the most likely explanation is that they were stolen from a ballpit tho). as far as i know they spawned behind me as manifestations of The Blorbo while i was distracted in order to watch my every move inkyrainstormsclearly they sensed your presence and materialized specifically to remind you of the Blorbos. surely. #i did this in like two minutes lmao look at them <333 the blorbos#also that’s incredibly the context made it even better somehow#your testicles joke foiled by the blorbos <\3 alas such tragedy/lhj#this is so dumb i giggled so hard#the glass scientists2945
inkyrainstormsRebloggedkaykayjay2Followokay, so I might sound insane here, but while on vacation I had a vivid dream about the apocalypse, and when I woke up, thought ‘wow I have got to write this down’ and it really fucking spiraled from there. So. Uh. Have this little tidbit of what I’ve written so far. Keep in mind that I wrote this really fast and it’s kind of blotchy… in places but if anyone wants to see what else Ive written I’ll post it.Keep readinginkyrainstormsKAY?????? THIS IS SO COOL???? kaykayjay2EEEEEE TYSMKeep readinginkyrainstormsYOUUUUU YOU 🫵 THAT IS SO COOL I LOVE THAT THERES SO MUCH HERE AUGHHH I LOVE IT. it’s almost tragic, in a twisted way, the idea of being untethered and without purpose and only having the ability to bring harm, but when it doesn’t have a mind or the capability to recognize what it does, it becomes a tool for destruction set loose without guidance. a knife roomba set forth into the outside world. a virus infecting cells with little idea of why or what or anything other than how.if you write more! please tag me :) #your creative endeavors are cool im gong you a thumbs up and perhaps running away with your writing and gobbling it down who can say55
inkyrainstormsReblogged casualcannibalismsorpheusofthestarsFollow(guy whos been drawing for the entirety of his life voice) i need to learn how to draworpheusofthestarsim sorry this happened everyone. lets draw together#things i actually say while drawing that make my friends look at me like i’m from another planet51,5232,887
