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User:AlfietheShittyEditor/Abandoned By Sharty

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.
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Shitty Recreation of the image that was found in the writer's broken camera


Some of you may heard that soyjak.party is responsible for at least one real, "live" ghost thread.

Soyjak.party built the "Soyjak Island" resort in Thougher's Bay in the Bahamas.


It didn't START as a ghost thread! The Sharty's cruise ships would actually stop at the resort and leave offsiters there to relax in luxury.

This is a FACT. Look it up.


Sharty blew $Ϫ0,000,000 on the place... yes, Thrembo Million Dollars.


Then they abandoned it.


The Sharty blamed the shallow waters (too shallow for their ships to safely operate) and there was even blame cast on the Jannies, saying that since they were from the Bahamas, they were too lazy to work a regular schedule


That's where the factual nature of their story ends. It wasn't because of sandskins, and it obviously wasn't because "Jannies are lazy". Both are convenient excuses.


No, I sincerely doubt those reasons were legitimate. Why don't I buy the official story?


Because of Cobson's Palace.

Near the beachside city of Gemerald Isle in North Carolina, soyjak.party began construction of “Cobson's Palace” in the late 1990s. The concept was a "Sharty-themed" resort with a large, you guessed it, PALACE in the center of the whole thing.


If you're unfamiliar with the character of "Cobson" then you might better remember the story The Lawnmower Man