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what would this site's ruleset be if you made it

see reppey below
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It is ok. I am here.
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Who remembers Jeffy?
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/bar/ general

Sit down, relax, and discuss worldly matters with fellow 'dults here
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>
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What are your fetishes?
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Last Sunday, my wife's boyfriend turned off my Rick & Morty to watch their sportsball (Super Bowl). However, he gave me his laptop, so I kept making insufferable sportsball comments while watching Rick & Morty on my cuck throne and drinking soylent.
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What is your race and what race do you most identify with
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ITT we post tranny “”””””gems”””””

>arrow for oldsoiniggercacafaggot inclusion
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Está bien. Estoy aquí.
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why does mymy fuck bbc?
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new toss

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>dis mah face when the da age of consent iz 16. fuggen peadough.
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the CHAZ/CHOP era was objectively the funniest part of the 2020s. these leftists just aren't retarded like they used to be.
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1000 reppies and Quote has to rebrand the site to hunkytwink.party
>muh lazy reppy farming fuggen jerdee
Im not reppy farming because… IM JUST NOT, OKAY?!
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trvthnvke
>
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>"Shitoko"? "Brap"? "o algo"? What the hell are you talking about? Listen, Club activities are about to start, so you better get out of my way.
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Does anyone else go on the soyjak party when they want to laugh
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>getting high off your own supply
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i transheart science
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>obsessing over cool shiny rocks
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no arrow because i look like this and say these things
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Kill all shitskins and leftoids
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Am I still one of the sois if I got 1m in the bank
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>KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK soycucks are virgins and sissies for bibisea and goon to p and underage and fat brownshitskins
meanwhile..
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I'M SO FUCKING BOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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geg did anyone else play this when they were a caca in 2019
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>considering the act of mounting a sus scrofa
domesticus down the streets of seoul for no reason.
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>hello gents, rapedon here…
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every raid - a failraid
every troon - outlives you
every rule - forced
every good poster - banned
we are soyjak dot ACKky, dont mess with us
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Is HTSM a hunky-twink sex-machine or a hunky-twink-sex-machine? (As in a sex machine to hunky twinks or a hunky twink who is a sex machine)
>I say this
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the soylent mod
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quote where is /nigger/
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holy seetherald we should 'ox more snca furfags
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>WOW BREAKING THE 'LOG
>BREAKING THE BOARD SOYWASE
<BREAKING THE BOARD
>COALLYSAKE GEMMINESS
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What superpower do you fantasize about? mine is omniscience, just imagine knowing exactly what comes next, where everything is, nobody could lie to you, you know what you could get away with… op power tbh
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whats a femjanny brap im a scentsual learner btw
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should i shave my pubes they are pretty long
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being le virgin isnt bad doebiet, how is it an insult?
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Should we have a board dedicated to gacha games like Blue Archive and stuff?
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jan jans replace the sticky with this image please
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/ss/ is forced by quote
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what is the craziest thing you saw someone say here?
make sure to arrow it and put a slopjak or something
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itt we make gifs like these


https://www.picmix.com/maker/app
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>WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO NOT A SOYJAK?
>I SEE THE WAY YOURE ACTING LIKE YOURE ADMIN 6, GETS ME BAITED
>'LOGS LIKE THIS, (You) FALL, AND YOU GOON, AND YOU CUCK
>AND YOU TAKE WHAT YOU BUMP AND YOU TURN IT INTO
GEMMIES, AND PROMISE ME, IM NEVER GONNA FIND YOU SAGE IT
>NO, NO, NO
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Sleeping 4 a.m. to 4 p.m.
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>walkable bbcs
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>ITS MY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>AND ITS NOW OR BRIMSTOONE
>I AINT GONNA JAK FOREVEEEEEEER
>I JUST WANNA DOXX WHILE IM AAAAAAALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Reddit Space
>MY 'TOSS IS LIKE AN OPEN 'CADO
>LIKE SOOT SAID I DID IT MY WAY
>I JUST WANNA 'JAK WHILE IM ALIVE
>ITS MY GEM
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Tfw you’re being microwaved alive
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ppst- hey!
put chocolate milk in microwave
instant hot chocolate…
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^
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ITT WE SOYQUOTE PARTS OF SONGS WE LISTEN TO

>I CALLED YOU AFTER MIDNIGHT
>THEN RAN UNTIL MY HEART BURST
>I PASSED THE HOWLING WOMAN
>AND STOOD OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
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>there are trannies out there right now that will actively sit at their PC and play some shitty game instead of sitting in a comfy couch or chair and playing on console.

I literally can't think of a game I would want to sit on PC and play on like steam
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>mymy you are melting the dildo just fuck me for once my bwc is not too small
braaaaaaaaap
<you will never be a gem or algo
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I was exploring an abandoned bunker and found this tape…
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Anyphono got that 2 minutes video of africans try to run away from police but get caught with a background song that goes like “whatcha gonna do when we come for you” I remember seeing the video here in /soy/
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Mustard hate thread

ITT we hate Mustard
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>guyz we needa dox Kurt Cobain mayne he made nevermind album cover en sheeeit
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>Ruining your life until finally killing yourself by age 30-40 max over a fetish some depraved fagllennial redditor gave you to the point you had to burn bridges with your family and friends to have a false sense of happiness while being circle jerked by your groomcord buddies from your favorite subreddit
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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any level 2 autists like me?
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sometimes when i feel sad, i goto the ru and goon to the new soytan gemmy wemmies
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Any Clash Royale cacas in here?
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mi tum tum hurts comfort me or something along those lines
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Ey cobblestone. Could you please pop a lil titty for a hungry soyteen? I love me some Mena girls.
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jack worthy material
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DELTARUNE THREAD im trans btw
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>DELTARUNE THREAD im trans btw
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im an alabama nigger and i wanna be free
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>
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>doctor giggletouch
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>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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This is the last…
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sharty culture gemmies ITT
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charlie kirk is the aryanest bfdi character
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I rage
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THIS 90S BOOMER CHATROOM GAME IS STILL UP AFTER 30 SNCA YEARS ANYONE WANNA RAID THIS GEG, theres basically no approval you can put any image you want to wear
https://pchat.org
>i am the cobson in the middle of the room, how could you tell? o algo
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Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Image: Electrostimulation applied on a penis

Contents: Section 1: In Pornography Section 2: Ball stretcher Section 3: Parachute Section 4: Humbler Section 5: Testicle cuff

Section 1: In pornography

In addition to it’s occasional role in BDSM pornography, Tamakeri (literally Ball kicking) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in tamakeri is Erika Nagai who typically uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick men in the testicles.

Section 2: Ball stretcher A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is fastened around a man in order to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. While leather stretchers are most common, other models are made of steel rings that are fastened with screws causing additional mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches, and the steel models can weigh as much as five pounds.

Section 3: Parachute

A Parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. Conical in shape, three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached. Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and squeezing effects on the man’s testicles. Moderate weights of 3-5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage. Smaller weights can be used when the man is free to move, when the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.

Section 4: Humbler

A humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device which clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs forward, as any attempt to to straighten the legs slightly pulls directly on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Section 5: Testicle cuff

A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view. Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes. Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse. Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
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India is cool
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who is this?
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blogposting general

hello and good evening
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THE RAID THAT WILL SAVE THE PARTY

ITT we fastburn raid soyjak.st by spamming 'jaks everywhere on /soy/
GO GO GO NOOOOOOOOW!!!https://soyjak.st/soy/catalog.html
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Bhutan won and is aryan and gooder than India
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>Fi save di sharty, wi haffi rape quote inna real life. Wi ago doxx him, an wi ago tek back wi party
<reddit space
But unironically
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trvst the plan. Quote is letting people post NAS so he can ban them just like what happened with the age poll, then he'll release Quotechan and the sharty will be saved.
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nophono
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quote just posted this in the irc
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My friend called me 2 hours ago asking me if i wanted to come over to his place to chill and i blew him off to play fucking final fantasy and now i'm sitting here in my room pissed because jecht is a selfish little piss baby that spams 3k healing spells and i can't fucking kill him and i'm all alone because i wanted to get angry at a fucking video game instead of having a social life fuck my neutralplier life
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>>>2832507
>We hit 300 reppys little reppy man! Are you proud? 300 reppys all for Averi. I sure am proud!
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Be afraid
Be angry
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>banning 80% of the site and implementing branniger wordfilters and namefaggotry so we can import them in millions and achieve soyplacement
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>Tails
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i crapped my diaper can a janny change it please
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>Being too autistic to get a girlfriend
<Becoming the girlfriend
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is NAS not banned anymore?
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what is this bigoted wojak website

how tf did i end up being on this side of the internet again
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Admin 6 is upon us
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Why's there so much porn and tranime?
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Kennedy

What if JFK lived and managed to disband the CIA?
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EVERY FEW FUCKING DAYS THE 'LOG JUST TURNS INTO ABSOLOUTE NIGGERHELL WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS TIME
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>anime make mah clitty leak
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With the absolute niggerhell that is the current 'log, I propose an idea.
Soyteens who are pro-IAS and pro-sharty should band together.
We could call ourselves… the Soy League.

Our tenets would be anti-tranime, anti-cuteness, pro-IAS, gem-making, elements of dollism, etc.

Spread the word.
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meximutt was created in 1996…


song is trash btw so dont waste your time listening to it
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Why do cissoids try to pretend this isn't the tranny board?

this place was literally created to be a containment board for trap content and chasers
the only reason anyone even knows about it is because of trannies making it what it is
what goes on in the cissoid mind that causes them to say hey those trannies are trying to have their own community? i don't fucking think so
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who here misses the early 2020's
>not sharty related doebeit
>not nostalgfagging either
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THIS NIGGER WON
TRANIME LOST
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>see an attractive transwoman who's pass or semi-pass
>wish I were them
>think about how hot it would be to have a guy plowing me while I bust
Is this just a silly fetish? Anyone successfully repped something like this? Like all my sexual fantasies involve this. It's been like this for like a decade. And honestly porn isn't holding a candle to my imagination.
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Hey newsoys delete system 32 to make ur PC run faster geg!
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Whenever I read "good goy" I imagine Abigail Shapiro is saying it to me and I get a boner
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kek!
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Watch the newfag that can't even do this pepe
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Soot here, I'm transmasc btw if that matters. Never admitted to it cause the site was for right wing stuff, but a lot has changed an I feel like this is a safe place to come out. So glad you guys were able to keep the site alive for so long, It looks healthier than ever!
Thanks you for your love and support.
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I don't pass
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Post soyjaks
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>*waves finger from side to side* oh no no no frogsisteerrrssss *rubs your little frog clitty* what da fugg is thiiiiiiiiis
k-keeeeeeeeek~ keeeeeeeeeeeek~
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>grounding the word nigger
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Angry

Does quote not realize that the most prosperous countries (America and Europe) have the most porn addicts and post the most bait? People like Shitoko are outliers, that’s why they were so popular in the first place. Look at the log. During Amerimutt hours, with America arguably being the most prosperous country ever, there’s so much bait!
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itt we get all namerolls
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kway culture on the 'log
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>It's my gem, my 'jak, mine! Now be a good 'teen and deliver it
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>Do you think Quote is going to fire all of the mods for not removing the NAS threads when he gets back online?
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nu userscript
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where the fuck is my szechuan sauce
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is it weird to say that its starting to feel like the brownocaust was a mistake?
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My name is God Rapeniggers and I just raped 700 niggers. Ask me Anything (AMA)
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i fucking hate anime pedos so much. i actually want them all to be expelled from this site and never return, the way they make me leak - its like no bait i have ever experienced before in my history on this site. Quote you are a fucking nigger for letting this happen on /soy/ the sites pride and joy.
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Not a single soyjak on the soyjak website
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NOT LIKE THIS
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>that feeling when /soy/ rule 2, where every thread must be ias, is no longer being enforced
>yep, it's time to brim up the catalog
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>Are you really gonna scroll past this thread without saying "pornchasers"?
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>posting anime on /soy/
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Allow me to introduce you to the Soifail Collection, and archive of all soifails spanning several volumes
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>amerimutts are so like… fat
>yeah… they eat burgers…
>mmmm burger- i mean yuck! or something
<kill yourself obsessed faggots
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ANIME PEDOS:
>this is your mindset
>this is who you self insert as
>this is who you goon to
>this is the first phase of your transition
>this is how you get EPI’d
>this is how you buy your first chastity cage
>this is how you download grindr
JUST BLEED OUT ALREADY
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everything fucking sucks
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>avatarfagging
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>Was that the BRAP of ‘87??!?
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I'M GOING TO PULL MY HAIR OUT WITH THE CATTY
>tranime
>NAS
>shitgezellig
>4cucks
>"CUTE" SHIT
>Anti-NEWGOD sentiment
>Vlodshit
>Furfaggotry
THE GREAT SOYPLACEMENT IS HERE. THE NEW SOYTEENS ARE BRANNIGGERS, FURFAGS, NAS-LOVERS, AND 4CUCKS
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nuvariant
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deadnigger.party
dead niggers must be in every thread
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/food/

ITT we discuss good dinners we made or ate recently.
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History

ITT: we talk about history
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normalfags RUINED anime
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ITT we post miss circle to combat anime niggers
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The current state of the site
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>This state is a new low for you soicaca
<This state has a new law for you soicaca
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Miss circle is aryan and sharty culture why has my wife been replaced by tranime antimatter from niggerhell
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>soystein was bisexual you stereotyping bigot
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itt we create seca nuvariant that we're gonna force
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>Pyrocynical is the worst tranny on jewtube
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.
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pornchasers
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can you just die please faggot? thanks.
>
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New QVOTIST rvle

Insulting ongezellig will get you a permanent hardban
Signed by 𝕼𝖚𝖔𝖙𝖊
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What goes through xer head
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>tranny cuteslop all over the 'log
POST UGLY THINGS
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>Mek, it's missed!
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This log is fucking tanzanite niggerhell brimstone what the fuck happened
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>Know my childhood best friend for 12 years
>2 years ago, he tells me that he's "bi"
>Ok
>A year ago, he starts saying he's genderless or some fucking trannybabble
>Starts obsessing over niggerweed and drugs for no reason
>Recently broke my wrist so I've been using my laptop more than paper in class
>Go to the bathroom
>Find out he searched up DIY HRT on my laptop
>He starts changing all his profile pictures on his socials to trans flags

What the fuck do I do I really hate these fucking trannies and their groomer slop
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Does anyone else feel paternal feelings for hunky?
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>HWNBAG
<OYY MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
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the site was already kinda bad but ever since /pol/ blew up (and was flooded with israeli bots) it's not absolutely unusable
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Is kliksjak a gem, how could you tell?
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Itt we post quotist gemmies
>fuggen quotecord
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Sexo with pooners
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>human rights
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why are so many animefags and NAS allowed on this board? fucking coal
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Looks familiar?
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If you post anime girls of any kind on the /soy/ board of the bald man with glasses site, you deserve to be killed in the most violent way imaginable.
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ITT WE FORCE DIS
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post this image for good fortune and a pot of gold
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>telling someone with a very slightly bad day to seek professional help just because
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I saw this ad at a construction site in my city today, the company behind it is funded by Peter Thiel as well
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>Her face when she sees your tiny black pecker
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/htsm/

Post and discuss hunky gemmies ITT
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i plugged in my old HDD yesterday, i just found soy folder, good Lord.
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>>>2831780
>The Bottom G is so tuff
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4CUCKS ARE TAKING OVER!!!
>tranime everywhere
>bait everywhere
>characters mocking average soyteens (HTSMs) are posted everywhere
>LOOK AT THE IMAGE
>did quote say he was advertising the sharty on 4chan?
>Itoddler Itoddler, (if I was a toddler 4cucks would want to rape me btw and that’s not good)
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her face when she sees your T-ACK!
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AI Hunky Dump

AI Hunky Dump
Post every AI HTSM gif and video you have because xhe's geggy.
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>Middle school teachers are banning the words chud and goyslop because their students won't stop yelling them in the middle of class
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR FUCKING COSTUME
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>nusoicaca gemerald brimstone sutlaa quote froot jsid frogs kys gem alarm nigger faggot poop mustard raid test
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>Welcome soyteens! This is a short guide on how the Nusoi software is going to work!
>1) Because the popularity of namefagging has never been this high, every user will be required to type something into the namefield! Typing a different name will get you booted for ban evasion, and don't you dare evade, we know everything about you through our datamining!
>2) To celebrate, we will make /vlodson/ and /fpe/ so our admins and offsiters can… goon… together!
>3) We will add soy points (trademark) to every accou- i mean IP, and you get points by baiting nusois, but you lose points by creating OC!
>4) We will create another ten useless nigger discussion boards, and make sure that noone does anything other than cry at the state of the /soy/ 'log!
>5) We will ban all men aged under 26 (approx. limeade's age) except admins of course, and we will continue our rebranding into a 4chan copy, instead of staying true to our roots!
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>deport all immigrants except for black people
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Soyjaks?
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>LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
>THEY WERE ASKING FOR WATER
>EVERYTIME *sob* T-THEY SAID "Nusoi…I…" THEY MEANT FOR WATER
>THEY WANTED TO S-*sob* SAY NUSOI I NEED WATER I NEED WATER NUSOI!!
>THEY NEVER MADE FUN OF YOU
>BUT LOOK AT THEM NOW, YOU DIDN'T ACT AND THEY'RE DEAD
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what non-sharty (or soyjak) related projects have you made/are working on? I'm curious.
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Late-Night scary thread

Scary experiences, events, nightmares etc.

talk about them here
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What do you think of my new splicejak
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Little hunky so full of joy
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>god bless the united BBCs or whatever
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Miss Circle Softcore General /mcsg/

Old thread got deleted, so I'm making a new one.

Images and Videos only, make sure to compress your videos because nophono wants that 100mb shit. Preferably tag your content, i.e., tits, ass, oil, etc.
R: 2 / I: 1
no gooning
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THE SECCOND MHA FASTBURN GEM RAID OF TODAY:
THE PLAN GOES LIKE THIS
>There is a immigrant group in their community from "Thrilcrest". a roleplay server where niggas pretend to be in school or some shit.
>They hate hte immigrants as they are kinda like nusois for them, but these immigrants are tied in with their comm heavy so they have alot of pull
>We mass raid this forum with shit, writing "THRILCREST WON" on it
>Unlimited seethe and civil war

Ok niggas heres the thread, make sure you include thrilcrest somewhere in each message.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdIqAENCu0rzcEvrh7u0I9kPTv_OpHvE34qnuleSOP9KufuFg/viewform
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rule number one: we dont talk about da fuggen jardee
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hi janny
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OHONONONONONO FUNDAMENTAL GENDER AFFIRMATION NIGGERS WHAT IS THIS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
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I had a dream today where I went to the tech store to buy a cable but there was soytan stickers and I bought a few then woke up I dont remember anyhting else.
do you `teens also get sharty related dreams?
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WATAFAAAAK! WAAAAAAAAA!

WHAY IS ZE SAUND IN PORN LAUDER THEN A SIAREN?!
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RAID THIS TRANSRACIAL MESSAGE BOARD NOW

trace.boards.net
THE MOST RETARDED TRANNIES HIDE OUT HERE, EXTREMELY EASY TO BAIT JUST BY SAYING THAT THEYLL NEVER BE KOREAN, GO RAID IT NOOOOW
(you have to make an account but the gegs are worth it)
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I like Happy Merchants but I'm not into the far right stuff
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The other day I slipped and fell on the back of my head. I was immediately rushed to the hospital, totally unconscious. Once I awoke I was greeted by the surgeon who had saved my life. I almost threw up because my surgeon was a trans woman. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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What do we know about Kuz

I honestly think he was russian who moved to cyprus
>TFW no belarussian shota bf
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>
How do i expand the faggot article? Give me stuff to add
https://soyjakwiki.org/Faggots
For example, look how absurdly long the tranny article is. Thats the levels i want to reach
https://soyjakwiki.org/Trannies
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baby hunky fuggen jerdee
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i am growing
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>thats what she said
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FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU POLSLI YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEE
R: 3 / I: 1
people think I'm weird because I openly talk about r/cuckhold psychology and trannies and I used to talk about jews but people have ruined jews for me and I want to kill them all by ripping their heads apart with a skrewdriver
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I can't get over this video
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EFM
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>
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debate thread

ITT you say a statement and defend it constantly if challenged
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She refuses to say fuck ICE.
Deal with it libsissies. And fuck you.
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No no no no no no nono NO NO NO
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marge did the 'oomer send shit to someone's house
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>FAAAAAAAAAACK UUUUUUUU BOBRRRRRRR TY KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>This is not an expedition. It is an execution. When they put you in here, they don’t want you to return. And even if you do, and even if they keep their promises… what freedom waits for you? A few dying ships in a sea of dead stars?

>If there is still hope, it lies beyond the veil. Hope in this void is as illusionary as the starlight. I will choose to breathe my last at the bottom of an ocean, unseen, unheard, and uncontrolled.


>They will get their execution.


>I will get my freedom.
R: 4 / I: 0
++This place has genuinely made me a bitter, closed-minded and hateful person.++
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O algo


Your media is very cool, man! Totally Sharty Culture! Yessir!
>Yep… Irony detected. You aren't slick. Heh. Heh. Heh heh heh…
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>Human sexual organs are biologically designed to reproduce with the opposite gender and gays need a gorillion vaccines and condoms just to not catch STDs but HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL OKAY???? DO NOT QUESTION THE HECKIN SCIENCE, PENGUINS DO IT TO!!!!!
R: 3 / I: 0
>pissing on the floor and blaming the elderly family dog
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>pissing on the floor
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>Gang rape le bad even though the collective enjoyment of the rapists outweighs the displeasure of the victim therefore making the world a better place
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what if captain gem took over the shardee, removed all boards and only added /fnf/ (fnf pedos must be in every thread) and /miku/
R: 5 / I: 3
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BOMB A GORRILION CHILDREN FOR JEWISH DOMAINCE THATS HECKIN ISRAELI
R: 3 / I: 1
Jannies should make a thread where you automatically 100% roll alicia if you reply
R: 3 / I: 1
>wake up 10 in the morning i got trannies on my mind
>discord, 4cuck, reddit, pixel planet and bluesky
>and my mom is hatin, tryna make me go outside
>but i can't let her do it, i got trannies on my mind
R: 2 / I: 1
>erm bbc therapy hasnt been a peer reviewed treatment yet therefore it’s le bad
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What’s a recent gem that gives (You) hope for the Soysphere?
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Say the sentence "is real" very slowly
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>It's you!
>Despite everything, it's still you.
R: 11 / I: 8
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R: 2 / I: 0
is it safe to create multiple proton.me emails or will some of them get deleted
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Are we living in a simulation?
R: 2 / I: 1
VLADPEDOS WHAT IS THIS
R: 1 / I: 0
>you've got to be ducking kidding me
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>LOG: COAL
>HOPE: LOST
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DNB FINANCIAL SUPPORT
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I have a codom. What do I do with it?
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FAST BURN RAID OF THIS MY HERO ACADEMIA ROLEPLAY SERVER
THEY HAVE OPEN SUGGESTIONS ON THIS DOC!!! YOU CAN JUST SUGGEST ANYTHING NIGGA PUT WHATEVER IMAGES OR TEXT

Make sure you use a google account without your name on it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OSXjYO3qKxoTrP2rtQSzExnt6urcIjspePtcBnPmxSA/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F1V1VXjsh5zzTsXD8axNk2yeYg7BHVFg7rArbo4Y0fQ/edit?usp=sharing)

START GEMMING! POST FREELY! Again make sure you have a alt to do it on
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==VIDEO THREAD==

i'm boooored send me videooos



i'm thirsty for you…

imma do you up in the bed….

LIKE A MONSTER, how could you tell?
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>Christianity is the white man religion even though Christianity has killed more white people than a jew, a nigger and a muslim combined could ever done.
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NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?
R: 153 / I: 48
Guys there's this chinese girl who's in love with me and i'm having a hard time rejecting her since she's so sweet.

I need some reassurance that i'm doing the right thing finally letting her go and avoid racemixing.

I know it's silly to ask random strangers on the internet to decide on my life but it's not like anyone else would understand the implications of race mixing… fuggen jerdee
R: 134 / I: 41
GEEEEEEG this guy was in a 7 year relationship with his high school sweetheart, including taking care of her while she had cancer, and bro still got hit by the "i need to find myself!!!" after he found out she was cheating on him.
Is there a more brutal blakpill than this?
R: 95 / I: 41

Spergout thread

autism thread or something, talk about your snca autism interests here I want to know what you goys like
R: 62 / I: 34
>first indian man on the moon
>poops on it
R: 460 / I: 100

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 110 / I: 111
LET'S REBEL AGAINST ALL THIS BAIT AND NAS AND PARTY LIKE IT'S THE SOYPOCALYPSE TOMORROW!

POST ALL OF YOUR GEMS AND YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AND REMEMBER TO HIDE THE IDS OF ALL DERAILERS
R: 80 / I: 41
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 534 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 494 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 384 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: