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▶ №15122822[Quote] [Voice Chat]

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

▶ №15122825[Quote]>>15122854

Draw a nuvariant on the cave wall

▶ №15122833[Quote]

Me go to jerdee tribe to attak

▶ №15122838[Quote]

paint myself in grey to be a gigglechat

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sacrifice a goat to quote

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Bump

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>>15122825
You decide to take a shit to draw an new variant, a very bad one at least. and it took you 1 minute
>ME CALL DIZ FRIGGEN GEM UGAOGAJAK
What do you do?

▶ №15122861[Quote]

hans is this you

▶ №15122863[Quote]>>15122969

>>15122854
force it to the tribe people

▶ №15122864[Quote]>>15122969

>>15122854
find another nucavemans' cave and spam ugaogajak there by drawing it all over his walls

▶ №15122867[Quote]

>>15122854
Make 50 different versions of it and put them everywhere

▶ №15122882[Quote]

Me am smash willy with rock because find not cavegirl

▶ №15122886[Quote]

>>15122854
Carve it into the ‘log for an hour, making 50 copies total

▶ №15122909[Quote]>>15122922

mortal african toddler of a thread

▶ №15122922[Quote]

>>15122909
vro can you at least wait 10 min for op to draw the next pannel before complaining

▶ №15122926[Quote]>>15122966

alive aryan adult of a thread

▶ №15122966[Quote]

>>15122926
false

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>>15122864
>>15122863
You go outside sadly you can bring your variant with you because you drawn it on a rock. You hear something walking towards you and see a OH NO it's a megafaunacuck with a long nose.
<NUCAVECREATURES FORGOT TO BRING THERE TOOLS. KEEEEEEK JUST SHUT THE TRIBE DOWN ATP!
What do you do?

▶ №15122975[Quote]

>>15122969
Ask it about Komputersem

▶ №15122982[Quote]

Smash your tbp with a rock to prove you are a real woman

▶ №15122983[Quote]>>15123086

>>15122969
hit fauna with poop

▶ №15122987[Quote]

>>15122969
shit in its nose for being obsessed

▶ №15122995[Quote]

>>15122969
Find rock and mushroom, crush rock, eat rock and mushroom, generate a superexplosive gigashart loaded with stone sharpnel and brap at the faunacuck

▶ №15123035[Quote]

Up

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>>15122969
gouge its eyes, rip off its nose

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>>15122983
You take a large dump and you start throwing it at them, for some reason it doesn't work and he is still laughing and teasing at you
<KEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIHUMANS CAN'T HUNT!
>KILL YOURSELFZ YOU IZ OBSSESD APEX PERY!
What do you do?

▶ №15123100[Quote]

Bump

▶ №15123104[Quote]>>15123253

>>15123086
get a spear and stab stab attack

▶ №15123106[Quote]

>>15123086
throw poop in his mouth mid laugh

▶ №15123111[Quote]

>>15123086
stick your head in his mouth

▶ №15123115[Quote]

>>15123086
put your dick in his mouth

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>>15123086
PUT FUCKING EVERYTHING IN HIS MOUTH!

▶ №15123181[Quote]

Up

▶ №15123191[Quote]

1,000,000 year old fossilised vantanigger feotus of a thread just pack it up

▶ №15123199[Quote]

amberald

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>>15123104
In a fit of rage, you grab you spear and lunge at him and stab him in the mouth.
>YOU IZ BLAK AND PRTED TO BE WOMAN NOW DYE!
<OHNONONON- AAAAAAAAACCCCK!
You successfully kill him.
What do you do?

▶ №15123255[Quote]>>15123260

>>15123253
em 'p ayy jsitfd

▶ №15123260[Quote]

>>15123255
MEDS!

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>>15123253
based. field dress him and use his bbc as a makeshift bbc to put on your tbp

▶ №15123269[Quote]

>>15123253
Go hunt for the dangerous averi sabre tooth tiger to boost your tribe standing

▶ №15123274[Quote]>>15123515

>>15123253
Go hunt somephono else because this nigherbeast is covered in poop and poop is bad

▶ №15123281[Quote]

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>>15123253
also meet your tribe leader for commands

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>>15123253
do xis body…

▶ №15123459[Quote]

test

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>>15123253
start laughing hysterically because it's poop and a nigger dying

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>>15123274
You can't find any to hunt for yet so hunt for something else, yourself. You stab yourself in the head causing you to bleed uncontrollable. As soon you tried to rip it out, you fall over and die.

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>>15123515
komputersem revives me

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>>15123515
As your body loses blood your asshole loosens making an earth shattering brap which breaks a hole in the ozone layer.
This bruns a pterodactyl alive and drops it right Infront of you.
The smell brings you back to health

▶ №15123541[Quote]>>15123554

>>15123515
wow great thread

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>>15123541
It's not done just wait

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>>15123515
that's it?? that's the whole adventure thread??? OP BETRAYED US

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>>15123589
MEDS I'm working the next panel

▶ №15123598[Quote]

Komputersem will save us from trash OP

▶ №15123730[Quote]

Also janjans please loop the thread.

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>>15123515
You wake up, the year is 2026. This not the place you died at you open your just to find out that your in a museum filled with modern humans, and your in a rectangle shaped ice. This might be the fuggin jerdee tribe doing this.
^OH MY SCIENCE, A HECKING CAVEMAN.
What do you do now?

▶ №15123985[Quote]>>15124228

>>15123930
start screeching like a banshee and try to get out

▶ №15123991[Quote]

>>15123930
Shit yourself

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>>15123985
You start screaming and breaking the ice with your hands, the soyboys are shocked start running out of the exhibit after you broke.
>UUAGAOGABOGA! ITZ DU FUGGEN JERDEE PEOPLE THEY TRAP ME WITH ICE!
^OOOOOOOOOOYYYY HE"S ALIVE!
They are now trying to tell the security to tranquilize you.
What do you do?

▶ №15124308[Quote]>>15124804

>>15124228
I escape the ice and run away from the obsessed men

▶ №15124741[Quote]

>>15124228
draw miss circle and start gooning because its been 3000000Ma's since last goon

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>>15124308
>ME IS WILL KILL LEDAR OF JERDEE UGA
You start running away from them and you try to escape but security came faster then expected.
^You WILL Calm down now fat man, and you WILL NOT resist.

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>>15124804
call komputersem and ask him for help

▶ №15124912[Quote]

>>15124804
jump so you break a hole into the basement (you're that fat)

▶ №15124928[Quote]

>>15124804
do a barrel roll

▶ №15125003[Quote]

>>15124804
accuse guards of racism


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