R: 2 / I: 1

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month

https://www.theverge.com/tech/875309/discord-age-verification-global-roll-out

toss

R: 18 / I: 3

NusoiNeanderthal Adventure

The year is 0.7741 Ma. You are a nucaveman living in the newly expanding Sharty Tribe, you woke up after a long night of failing to bait and kill those obsessed megafaunacucks, and drawing yourself as a buff men killing them with your own feces. The leader of the tribe also said there will be a large heard of them invading the town today, and that we must fight them. He said that there possibly migrating to another continent, you are a bit hungry so this is the perfect time to find some tasty food that you can consume. You grab your semi decent spear you made, and a rock tablet that you can use to dox those obsessed cucks.
What do you do?

R: 3 / I: 0
I can’t believe it’s already February, last month was the quickest fucking month of my life I don’t even have a single memory from it I was just sleeping and browsing the sharty and jerking off, doing nothing else. Any ‘teens can help me out and give me some motivation or tips to stop this mega procrastination

R: 3 / I: 1

Soyjak Tierlist Updated

Just updated the soyjak variant tier list I made last year and added a hanful of new jaks that came out
https://tiermaker.com/create/soyjak-variants-2025-18001844
Let me know if I'm still missing any notable nuvariants

R: 27 / I: 11
I'm bored, soyteensadults. Let's 'ACKbox.

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/jackbox-party-packs

yeah I don't strip filenames to make hunkies seethe

R: 7 / I: 0
new /soy/trannies phenotype just dropped yall

R: 0 / I: 0
You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you

R: 19 / I: 5
casual sex is degenerate

R: 7 / I: 1
jakked myself /soy/ do i mog

R: 2 / I: 0
My sister told me that one of the teachers at my old highschool said that all the kids in my area (I live on an island and had to take the ferry every day to school) got infinite time on their assignments because there was such a high amount of learning-impaired kids where I live

R: 12 / I: 7
You dropped this

R: 13 / I: 2
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek soyjak party is 18+ , you cant even call nusois soyteens anymore keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek JSID JSID JSID

R: 10 / I: 4
Nate

R: 10 / I: 1
I just drank a whole bottle of Delsym Cough Suppressant Grape 5 Fl Oz will this make me feel gemmy

R: 7 / I: 2
'zellig on the 'log

R: 6 / I: 1
'tok foids will loose their mind over this new type of htsm…

R: 1 / I: 0
somebaldi make a giga out of this thumbnail

R: 32 / I: 3
Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on soyjak.party
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your dear old mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the outlaws
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And delete threads all day

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was browsing Soyβooru
And when the slopjaks were posted
I thought, "What the fuck's that smell?"
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You smell like poo

Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote's employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting soyjaks
pepe threads and even gigachads like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh, you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh, you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free [x4]

R: 5 / I: 1
SNCA ATHIEST PANEL IS LIVE. ANYBALDI CAN JOIN, YOU VVILL JOIN AND CHUD UP THE SHOW!!!

Link to stream: https://www.youtube.com/live/x79X4HNunnE?si=NKP6VMQTNxs8GT0y

JOIN THE PANEL NQVV: https://www.free4talk.com/room/P5b5b?key=904390

there r a tonne of jeets on call geeeeg

R: 24 / I: 4
shardee kulchur became the next "sybau" chintok niggercoal reaction pic with it's own shitty variant from troonslop fandoms

R: 3 / I: 0
any other nusois a big fan of this 'toss?

R: 3 / I: 0
rate my toss

R: 53 / I: 28
hi guys i want to goon soon

R: 101 / I: 27
Guys there's this chinese girl who's in love with me and i'm having a hard time rejecting her since she's so sweet.

I need some reassurance that i'm doing the right thing finally letting her go and avoid racemixing.

I know it's silly to ask random strangers on the internet to decide on my life but it's not like anyone else would understand the implications of race mixing… fuggen jerdee

R: 5 / I: 2
nu toss

R: 0 / I: 0
just 'tossing this one out there

R: 1 / I: 0
Why didn’t Bad Bunny play Despacito

R: 1 / I: 0
new 'toss

R: 1 / I: 0
i made a toss, is it gem or coal

R: 98 / I: 20
i am very depressed. i almost had a panic attack today

please give advice, i don't have anyone to ask

R: 1 / I: 0
gem

R: 428 / I: 292
Video thread

R: 6 / I: 0
More mediators when

R: 28 / I: 19
Everyone who screams EPI here is under 18 and violates the 13th rule im trans btw

R: 10 / I: 2
jannies try to approve this challenge

R: 2 / I: 1
Jannies dont approve this

R: 5 / I: 0
Who right now could be admin thrembo?

R: 0 / I: 0
Approve this

R: 60 / I: 31
new toss

R: 2 / I: 1
I find bodypainting goonable.

R: 18 / I: 9
Who's better: Cobblestone or Broot?

R: 6 / I: 0
What is the most contrarian contrarian contrarian thing you can do?

R: 28 / I: 9
why mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread

R: 14 / I: 8

I want pizza

2441 carlmont drive apartment 205 Belmont CA

i want pizza

R: 38 / I: 15
2hu gemmies thread

R: 2 / I: 0
Check if your oreos have ridges now I just saw a fat stinky jewish sotho somali nigger with a blue and blak FPE shirt rummaging through entire packages clipping them all

R: 4 / I: 0
rape and murder
rape and beating
rape and something else
and sometimes, just immediate…killing

R: 4 / I: 1
Did (You) forget?

R: 6 / I: 3
This site is so fucking dead it’s laughable JSIDA atp genuinely what is the point. We haven’t even had anything new for the past 2 months and it’s dry as a niggerbaby

R: 5 / I: 1
would you rather have a
> popular gf with many female and male friends who are moderately powerful
< unpopular gf with no male and no female friends, harassed since highschool to this day

R: 4 / I: 1
why didnt the nazis just not lose? was adolf hitler stupid?

R: 4 / I: 1
gemmy game i found, could POSSIBLY raid but im not 100% sure?
openfront.io
its like hoi4 but ive never played that game but you control a country and invade other country
>you VILL attack random countries
>you VILL comply
>it VILL get worse

R: 14 / I: 4
'flare on the 'log

R: 5 / I: 0
the /pol/ face's design is very problematic

when trying to draw a side profile, the clittycel we all know and love is fucking brachycephalic (flatfaced)

R: 61 / I: 24
why is this nigga and why are they having a meltdown over this literal who we doxed KEK

R: 3 / I: 0
ylyl

R: 5 / I: 1
fuck niggers

AI Overview

The term in your query uses a highly offensive racial slur. Using this word, especially as part of a phrase promoting hate, constitutes racist, derogatory language.
If you or someone you know has been a victim of hate speech, discrimination, or a hate crime, there are resources available for support and reporting:

In the UK: You can report hate crime to the police through the Metropolitan Police online reporting tool (or your local police force's website) or call 999 in an emergency. Support is also available from organizations like Stop Hate UK.

In the US: You can report hate crimes to the FBI or your local law enforcement agency. Support and information regarding civil rights are also available from the Department of Justice.

International Resources: Organizations such as Amnesty International work on human rights issues and discrimination globally.

Hate speech is widely condemned and can have serious social and legal consequences.

R: 23 / I: 3
>nusoicaca
>nusoiploompa
>nusoipoopa
give me two more of these pretty please i need it for something and im too retarted to think of anything

R: 2 / I: 0
>
He came from a Newgrounds Flash game.

R: 7 / I: 3
ITT we make animated gems with grok

R: 1 / I: 1
ITT we punch Nazis

R: 4 / I: 0
I look like this

R: 2 / I: 1
>
are you media literate?

R: 2 / I: 1

OPERATION: EMOJI-ACK (With IDs)

Today you WILL raid emojicombos website
https://emojicombos.com/
<reddit space>
>Marge?
<reddit space>
This website is made for sharing scii arts. For some reason, it's full of porn and what a surprise-trannies who use
website as their personal blog. You WILL gem it up!
<reddit space>
>How?
<reddit space>
Submit gemmy SCII art or just insults/racial slur made with emojis. Add tags like "Trans" "LGBT" "Cute" and so on. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY add tag "sharty". Then look for "sharty"
Tag in search bar and updoot every other 'teen art so they gonna be on top of the search
<reddit space>
>How do i made SCII ART?
<reddit space>
Go into this website, add your image, copy it and submit it on emojicombos

R: 30 / I: 6
i jerk off to m4m and tf4m asmr audios

R: 13 / I: 5
the entire 'log the whole day has just been tranny offsiters leaking at nazis geg no wonder /pol/'s pph is double that of /soy/

R: 7 / I: 3
Is this site a heckin secret club?

R: 13 / I: 1
Is 89 iq mentally retarded,I can still function and talk but it's below average

R: 11 / I: 3

OPERATION: EMOJI-ACK

Today you WILL raid emojicombos website
https://emojicombos.com/
<reddit space>
>Marge?
<reddit space>
This website is made for sharing scii arts. For some reason, it's full of porn and what a surprise-trannies who use
website as their personal blog. You WILL gem it up!
<reddit space>
>How?
<reddit space>
Submit gemmy SCII art or just insults/racial slur made with emojis. Add tags like "Trans" "LGBT" "Cute" and so on. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY add tag "sharty". Then look for "sharty"
Tag in search bar and updoot every other 'teen art so they gonna be on top of the search
<reddit space>
>How do i made SCII ART?
<reddit space>
Go into this website, add your image, copy it and submit it on emojicombos
https://www.asciiart.eu/image-to-ascii

R: 3 / I: 1
jannies can you ban me for like 4 hours I am procrastinating for something

R: 9 / I: 4
The numerology is LITERALLY SENTIENT

R: 6 / I: 1
Killing the website

R: 2 / I: 1
obsessed shitskin religion

R: 2 / I: 2
Daily Giga Reminder

R: 3 / I: 1
They hate to see a nigga booling in peace

R: 2 / I: 2
Ban gigas

R: 1 / I: 0
Can you 'teens send me emojicon of troonjak?

R: 2 / I: 1
irl giga

R: 3 / I: 0
has anybody ejaculated on the moon before?

R: 15 / I: 3
normgroids are so fucking retarded, they can't recognize when someone is trolling them, I keep seeing them whine about AI all over the internet like
>OH MY SCIENCE THEY'RE LITERALLY SAYING AI IS BETTER CALLING US PENCILSLOP ADDING ISRAEL FLAG TO OUR IMAGE AND ICE OFFICERS ARRESTING OUR blak OBESE PEDO NIGGER KIKE JEW OCS NOOOOOOOOOO OH MY SCIENCE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
And even if they do they just say:
>YOU MUHFUGGING RAYGEBAITING ME YOU BIGOT CHUD ZIONIST AI BRO
They for some reason call it bait yet also believe whoever is baiting them (although that's a retarded word, I prefer the word troll) is honest, like they're being trolled or as they say "raygebaiteed" by honesty

R: 8 / I: 2
Do you think a world leader has ever used the sharty?

R: 15 / I: 6
Does anybody have the video of the american micro bullies with weird names like Kit-Kat or Homicide being said by an AI voice while showing pictures like these.

R: 18 / I: 12

Miss Circle Softporn General /mcspg/

Only post relevant photos/videos. Make sure to compress all videos. Old thread got deleted so creating this one.

R: 1 / I: 1
Nusoisutlaaas can't even pull a gem alarm. Sad!

R: 15 / I: 4
Found a gem in the brimstone mines of /lgbt/. BUMP IT!
https://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/thread/42608494

R: 8 / I: 0
Have you ever been recognized in a thread? though

R: 15 / I: 4
soyjaks genuinely aren't funny anymore and only gigachad and pepe is funny. or something

R: 5 / I: 2
El Macho is literally the head commander of the long-dead websitecucks unironically

R: 1 / I: 0
long-dead website.

R: 8 / I: 5

the types of jesters

1. The Fictional jester, this includes things like spongebob squarepants or family guy. Things jews show to adolescent goyim to desensitize them to being losers.
2. The voluntary jester, this is the class clown in your public high school. The guy who thought being "funny" (self degrading) would amount to social status.
3. The involuntary jester, this is where most unattractive, unintelligent, and short males fall into. This is where most soyjak.party users exist
4. The monetary jester, twitch streamers, youtubers, tiktok creators. They're like the voluntary jester except they actually get money and pussy. Some of them are even funny

R: 2 / I: 0
>filtering jardee to long-dead website
throwing rocks from glass houses again?

R: 54 / I: 13
Is anyone else here gifted? Like, literally over 130 IQ? I’m autistic, 95th percentile in English and 99.9th percentile in math. [i just am, ok?]

R: 9 / I: 6
Objectively best soyjaks

R: 1 / I: 0
look at my dog again
<

R: 1 / I: 0
My friend is the victim of the long dead website store, AMA.

R: 44 / I: 9
>be my older brother
>rape your little brother at a young age
>fast forward about 10 years
>little brother tells you he kinda wants to troon out
>get all mad at him
does he not know it's his fault? or does he know and that's why he's so mad?
also before you think anything weird, I say it's his fault as in, it fucked with my head. please do not interpret it as me wanting it to happen again because I do NOT

R: 13 / I: 0
The main reason quote shouldn't JSID is because 4cuck loli weaboo pedos will come out of the woodworks to say
>heh, looks like da zoomzoom nusois got frickin PWNED. looks like da epik tranime sekret klub won again sude sude sude

R: 12 / I: 2
Soytan and Nepeta are best friends

R: 1 / I: 0
Someone wise once said, “Kid Rock” was the nickname for Epstein Island 🏝️

R: 13 / I: 3
Just took the first shit of the day AMA

R: 1 / I: 0
Is purely lifting weights for 40 minutes considered a good workout

R: 3 / I: 0
Is it me or the 4cuck captcha is getting more and more obsessed lately?

R: 6 / I: 5
I work at a graveyard and one time I ejaculated on one of the graves
turns out it was someone’s dead grandma and they showed up the next day and wondered what the white stuff was

R: 21 / I: 5

/chr/ - christianity general

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
>Ephesians 4:29 {NIV}

R: 9 / I: 10
unique gigas ITT

R: 10 / I: 3
I HATE NIGGERS

R: 19 / I: 5
would horse forme zombiejak win in a fight against tubby rollers?

R: 2 / I: 1
largest coalgem

R: 4 / I: 0
an f0ids wants to be gangraped and then thrown on top of a pile of trash covered in bruises, cum, and piss

R: 6 / I: 1
Are beavis and butthead sharty kulture

R: 1 / I: 1
I want to brazenly go to my buddy, but he doesn't want it, but I want to, even if there was no consent, because I deserve more. What do you think?

R: 11 / I: 1

curious

would you rather
1. Butffuck 100000 gerbals every single time you wake up and then a plane hits your house and there's shrapnel everywhere and its in your body
OR
2. have sex with soytan

R: 3 / I: 1
>before 2020
>saying nigga, furfag, fag, tranny, retard, etc is totally acceptable
>after 2020
>suddenly its not and you will get insulted for saying that, even if you said it 10 years ago
Notice something? It's right after the quarantine. A LOT of trannies, furfags, regular fags etc. became what they are after or during the quarantine. Notice something else? Epstein "killed himself" right before said quarantine.
Just like always, IT'S DA JOOS.

R: 4 / I: 1
I just moved to Europe. This place sucks when the AmeriGODS are sleeping

R: 9 / I: 3
You vill eat ze fucking squirrels… im trans btw

R: 324 / I: 220
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

R: 20 / I: 11
im fuggen bored

R: 2 / I: 1

Is he frutiger aero?

R: 27 / I: 7

soytan gem thread

ITT we discuss soytan culture

R: 21 / I: 10
they ruined my fucking fangames

R: 3 / I: 1
geg, do nusoicacas really?

R: 2 / I: 0
Itt we tell a story one sentence at a time I'll go first HTSM unrelated
>I was walking along the railroad on my way to an abandoned switchback station.

R: 4 / I: 1
moth board

R: 0 / I: 0
EPI has risen what not

R: 24 / I: 12
My rankings on Soyjak variants
https://tiermaker.com/create/soyjak-variants-2025-18001844?downloadedImage=true

R: 6 / I: 2
Test
Fetish

R: 0 / I: 0
This shit is so boring🥹mi wanna go home

R: 10 / I: 1
apart from posting options like sage or bump (which can just be put into an option bar like some imageboards do) why does the email field even exist
to get nusois into entering their real email?

R: 5 / I: 4
hwo it feels to be super locked in and not geeked out in the slightest

R: 3 / I: 0
function dopost(form) {
if (form.elements['name']) {
localStorage.name = form.elements['name'].value.replace(/( |^)## .+$/, '');
}
if (form.elements['password']) {
localStorage.password = form.elements['password'].value;
}
if (form.elements['email'] && form.elements['email'].value != 'sage') {
localStorage.email = form.elements['email'].value;
}
//festival_team
if (form.elements['festival_team'] && form.elements['festival_team'].value != '') {
localStorage.festival_team = form.elements['festival_team'].value;
}
if (form.elements['user_flag']) {
localStorage.user_flag = form.elements['user_flag'].value;
}
if (form.elements['show_ids']) {
localStorage.show_ids = form.elements['show_ids'].value;
}
if (form.elements['images_only']) {
localStorage.images_only = form.elements['images_only'].value;
}


saved[document.location] = form.elements['body'].value;
sessionStorage.body = JSON.stringify(saved);

return form.elements['body'].value != "" || (form.elements['file'] && form.elements['file'].value != "") || (form.elements.file_url && form.elements['file_url'].value != "");
}

R: 3 / I: 0
Who Is Soyjack? The Meme And Wojak Character Explained | Know Your Meme

R: 4 / I: 3
Post your favorite animales

R: 5 / I: 2
fuggen

R: 9 / I: 2
There are so many furfaggots lurking on /soy/ it's insane

Don't believe me? Make a confession thread with a site that lets people send anonymous messages to the OP.

R: 16 / I: 4
OOOOOOYYYYY
https://youtu.be/X-zPrXJpiAw?si=TqPHPu1OlSXZZD6D&t=386

R: 15 / I: 2
~-~bring back color text~-~
obsessed mods

R: 8 / I: 2
why is there so much porn

R: 4 / I: 3
gamers rise up #GamerGate

R: 2 / I: 1
>/qa/ is being cattywiped with fart porn
Soycux, your response?

R: 35 / I: 27
i'm into soyjaks but not the far-right stuffz :3

R: 8 / I: 7
I don't get all this Hunky hate.
He is such a jolly little fella and I would really like to hang out with him.

R: 10 / I: 0
i got in a car accident today AMA

R: 5 / I: 3
I love you /soy/

R: 8 / I: 4
Can I say the word nigger and not get banned

R: 3 / I: 2
my clitty is leaking >_<

R: 7 / I: 13
weird giga thread 2

R: 8 / I: 5
award

R: 8 / I: 4
Why do brown third worlders have to ruin everything, even white supremacism is infected with them

R: 3 / I: 0
nusois don't even faill for bait anymore

R: 5 / I: 1
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY NQVV

R: 1 / I: 0
hi guys i want to ask a question is shroom considered a hostile offsite community or not

R: 3 / I: 1
Do 'tok "nusois" really

R: 11 / I: 2
boring ass wordfilter
why change soyspeak to twitternigger slang
imagine if chud was wordfiltered to bigot and gem was wordfilterd to "good post"
actually… i shouldn't give quote any ideas

R: 1 / I: 1
My whole computer was lagging but stopped lagging the moment i turned off the sharty, quote injecting viruses onto our systems?? Now it's lagging again when i opened the sharty again and even file explorer crashed, this isn't a coincidence

R: 7 / I: 0
ESEF POSETÍ ŽLENCM, KAŽDŮ DEŇ, KAŽDŮ VLŮKNO, SUDETKEŠNÍ KRŮL CO NŮM KRADŽÍ DŮCH, BYLŽÍ KRUPKE 122cm ČŮSTŽÍHO ZLŮ, (nxgdu) OWNŽÍ NŮS VŽECKE, ČCICK ESE JŮH OTRŮKÁRNŽÍ

půšež "kill žince" alx sům'z ho fůrt gůglíž

R: 13 / I: 9
HTSM won

R: 29 / I: 8
>you are banned for: Filter evasion
soon more rulecucked than 4cuck
JSID

R: 4 / I: 1
why is snow so bright

R: 3 / I: 2
abortion is such an important human right that's why only minorities should have access to such a privilege

R: 8 / I: 2
This site is truly drawing its last breaths.
<Reddit space
I’m a Eurogod who stayed up last night, not to watch the goyball but to browse this site.
<Reddit space
What I saw shook me to the core.
<Reddit space
The log was filled with coal and all sorts of newfag cancer.
<Reddit space
There was a thread dedicated to goyball, and it was filled with unironic nigger worship.
<Reddit space
When you called them out, they started leaking all over the place, effectively derailing their own thread.
<Reddit space
I didn’t believe my own eyes.
<Reddit space
After having seen all that, I truly appreciate how sophisticated and civil Eurogods are in comparison with Amriniggers, but deep down we know this corruption will eventually spread to eurohours

R: 78 / I: 39
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1

R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 494 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3

R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this

R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


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You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.