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SNCA:Soap

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Oy vey! Soap is treif!

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A handmade soap bar
Two equivalent images of the chemical structure of sodium stearate, a typical ingredient found in bar soaps

Soap, also known as 'cord nigger repellent, Pajeet repellent, and jew repellent (even doe jews dont use shampoo) is a block made with the fat of jews salt of a fatty acid used in a variety of cleansing and lubricating products. In a domestic setting, soaps are surfactants usually used for turning niggers aryan by washing the black on their skin, removing the shit on their skin by bathing them, and other types of cleaning. Sometimes soap is used to scare nigger as they do not want to lose the shitskin title.

remember me?

When used for cleaning, soap solubilizes particles and grime on Pajeet's skin, which can then be separated from the discordnigger being cleaned. Sometimes soap can lead to death of the nigger being washed as they might have spent a long enough time on 'cord that their entire body became shit. In hand washing, as a surfactant, when lathered with a little water, soap kills microorganisms by disorganizing their membrane lipid bilayer and denaturing their proteins. It also emulsifies oils, enabling them to be carried away by running water.

Soap is created by mixing fats and oils with a base. The oils and fats are usually gathered by Chud and Hateler burning some poor innocent jews in faggot war 2. Humans have used soap for millennia; evidence exists for the production of soap-like materials in Arya around 1488 BBC which further proves using soap gives you a whiter skin.

^deboonked or something

Apparently yuhropoors are the second dirtiest niggers right after actual african niggers who literally don't have access to soap or even clean water.

List of aryans that do use soap[edit | edit source]

List of niggers that don't use soap[edit | edit source]

You VILL complete this list, chud

  • The person above me

Beef Tallow Soap[edit | edit source]

Beef Tallow Soap is ARYAN
btw, if that matters

Beef Tallow Soap is the most vantawhite, aryan, keyed, gemmy, a24 slowburn bone-chilling spine-tingling rib-tickling soap variant that only the most giga of gigachads use. Modern "body wash" and synthetic soaps are loaded with chemicals that destroy the natural aryan primordial feel of your skin. Beef tallow soap on the other hand, is made from rendered beef and mutton fat, which is also used in cooking as the Gigachad alternative to (((seed oils))). How cool is that? Not only that, it also has various health benefits. It moisturizes skin with Vitamins A, D, E, K, and B12, it is great for 'teens with sensitive skin and eczema[Marge...], and it deeply hydrates skin without clogging pores or stripping natural oils.[1] It also has oleic acid, a well-known skin conditioner and a non-essential fatty acid found in sebum, and has many positive benefits on the skin like regeneration and reduced inflammation. It is excellent for dry, cracked, sunburnt, chapped, orhoweveritsdamaged skin due to it acting as basically natural sebum that locks in nutrients and moisture without clogging skin pores.[2] It's also heckin environmentally friendly[Oh My Fauci!]

(((Beef Tallow Soap))) (detractor perspective)[edit | edit source]

Beef Tallow Soap is (((Jewish))).
>ITS JUST LIKE MUH HECKIN YAMNAYA PASTORALIST WARRIORS!!

Beef Tallow Soap is the soap variant that jews invented to appeal to some conservative men's lack of masculinity. It's a part of carnivore/animal based, and ""primal lifestyle"" craze. These people have the same mentality as vegans (vegans also claimed that eating meat is not natural, and our bodies were not meant for this, or that dairy is bad for you, or that plants can give all nutrients), and appeals to similar points. These ideas makes weak 40-50 year old Facebook users, or incels believe they are more masculine than they really are. Its pushed by people like "Dr" Eric (((Berg))) or Paul Saladino "MD", who followed anything popular in nutrition sphere. Paul used to be a vegan, then he became a ketofag, after that he became carnivore, and he WILL become a "scativore" if it becomes popular and brings him money. Or Liver King, who was scared of "chemicals" in clothes and mattresses while pumping tons of steroids into his bloodstream.

For fellow chuds, know that "nutritional science" is just shitflinging between different food industries that pay for studies and social media influencers to push their own products. As long as you don't put tons of poison into yourself like alcohol, and eat mostly unprocessed, varied foods without exceeding your calories, you're going to be fine. Red meat is not le bad, nor are saturated fats, nor is fish, seed oils, gluten, dairy, processed red meats or any other food that media wants you to believe is bad for your health, our bodies are much more endurant than this and even alcohol is fine in moderation.

Snopes


THE TRVTH...[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

THIS WHOLE PAGE IS A FUCKING LIE. NOT USING SOAP IS ACTUALLY FUCKING ARYAN BECAUSE IT CONNEC TS YOUR SPIRIT WITH YOUR ANCESTORS, MAKES YOU HAVE A10 EYES AND REFUELS YOUR VRIL. USING SOAP IN THE SHOWER KILLS PARTS OF YOUR SOUL AND MAKES YOU FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED, AND EVENTUALLY WILL MAKE YOU PARALYZED AND DROOLING. THIS PAGE IS A KIKE NIGGER PSYOP MADE BY A LITERAL RABBI TO TRICK YOU INTO BUYING MORE SOAP TO BENEFIT THE KIKE NIGGER COMPANIES. THE FACT THAT THIS PAGE IS STILL UP IS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND JUST PROVES THAT QUOTE IS A FAGGOT THAT WILL KILL THE SHARTY AS A WHOLE. I SWEAR IF I EVER FIND THE KIKE THAT MADE THIS PAGE IM GONNA RAPE HIM SO HARD HE DIES FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING. SHUT THIS SITE DOWN

^^^ obsessed larping shitskin above me

Soap is part of a series on:
MARGE, WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?

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