Coca-Cola

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This is an actual ad for a non-sproke soft drink. Take everything here with a grain of lemon-lime and remind this other brand's manufacturers that they do it for free.

>Best way to flush down the triple Big Mac or however it goes yeah

>it's better in the glass bottle o algo

Coca-Cola, more commonly called Coke, is a carbonated soft drink. It's best known for being one of the two ingredients found in Sproke. Coke is commonly associated with America, although it's sold in over 200 countries (ev&oe there are less than 200 countries in the world). Coke is owned and manufactured by the Coca-Cola Company.

Satoko is the top consumer of Coca-Cola in the world. This is probably because, in Mexico, it is cheaper than water. Janny is also another primary consumer of Coke, to balance the pH levels in his stomach after eiting a 5 course meal purely consisting of microwaved pizzarolls and doing it for free. It's estimated that Satoko and Janny consume 20% of Coke in THE WHOLE WORLD. Soyteens prefer to drink Sproke which is a mix between coke and sprite.

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Remember that most if not all harmful ingredients of Coke™ is nullified when it is mixed with sprite.

The modern recipe for Coca-Cola remains a mystery to experts, but the old recipe is known and replicable. The original recipe famously included Cola leaves, which contain cocaine. This ingredient has since been excluded after Admin 6 himself attacked the coca cola HQ to replace the ingredients with chemical sweeteners made by 12 year old jeets in indian chemistry factories. Nowadays, Coke mainly consists of carbonated water and a sweetener that varies from region to region.^[a] Another aspect of Coke that varies from region to region is the ratio of the carbonated water and sweetener.^[b] It's also flavored with vanilla, cinnamon, and other flavors. Caffeine is another primary ingredient of coke. The secret recipe includes sweat from nigger testicles. It is collected after basketball games, and thus legally eligible to be considered a natural flavor. Coke includes "natural ingredients" such as;

• Nigger testicle sweat
• DNB
• Meds
• All the chemicals that make you infertile
• 'o
• froots galaxy gas
• Tap water

See also[edit | edit source]

• Sprite
• Sproke

Notes