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Happenings/2026
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SOYSPHERE CLOCK:
February 9, 2026 UTC
February 9, 2026 UTC
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January[edit | edit source]
- January 1 - The new year. Brimstone Winter 2026 starts.[1] Limeade posts a thread and stickies it, wishing every Soyteen a happy new year.[2] A happy new year to you too, Limeade. The IRC
finally shut downtemporarily shut down.[3] 'Teens begin raiding an anti-ai site with slopjaks, DNB, and hanging troonjaks.[4] Someone gets infected with the HWABAG Ransomware.[5]
- January 2 - Soyteens gem up Chitchat, and one chud even catfishes an old tranny with pics of kuz.[6]
- January 3 - Some autistGODS larp as sharty admins and owners.[7] ‘teens dox a jewtuber named Xiaohusk.[8]
- January 4 - Soysylum Wiki and Dailyjak Telegram are removed from the main page due to their inactivity.[9] A new operation, Operation 404, is created to get all the trannies doxed in Operation No Nut November to delete everything using momNVKEs and glowNVKEs.
- January 6 - A brave warrior tries to achieve the Alicia nameroll while people try to demoralize him to stop, but he kept going and he finally got it.[11]
- January 7 - A shitty bait thread gets 1.3k+ reppeys. (Albeit it’s mainly just one dedicated schizo spamming the everloving shit out of it)[12]
- January 8 - A frognigger posts an image of pepe that allegedly had embedded 'p inside of it. /soy/ gets catty wiped, Jannies set a 1 image limit on thread OPs, and AI 'slot spam occurs.[13] 'Teens brainstorm new Nate variant "Ned Diggers" for DNB hours and make OC.[14]
- January 9 - AM makes an appearance on /soy/ and answers soyteens questions.[15] Frogs were banned on /soy/ due to "demoralization," but ended up getting unbanned later.[16]
- January 10 - Soyteens revive Flagging.[17] The IRC gets shut down for a few hours[18] A 'ru namefag gets his house leaked (Evendoe Soybooru users already did it before).[19]'teens discuss a 1984 propaganda """game""" made by the British goverment.[20]
- January 11 - Satania gets the 14777777 GET.[21] some 'teen on /soy/ began rallying people to vandalize all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru, when jannies found out, all of the vandalism was reverted, the vandals were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added.[22] The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user with an Android tablet.[23] Sharty Wikipedia page is deleted.[24] A raid thread is created on /soy/ to chud up a vibecoded xitter knockoff with no moderation which, interestingly, results in a mentally ill chronically online schizoposter named winner ACTUALLY COMITTING SUICIDE because he can't date some snca 'ru namefag he saw 2 hours ago.[25] A soyteen has found out that Nikocado Avocado has been sending out copyright claims to the Sharty's (and other sites) domain because of 'teens using the coinslot.[26]
- January 12 - Soyteens discuss how to get Pinterest foids on the Sharty.[27] Soyteens part of Operation 404 'ape a furry faggot wiki so bad that it gets shut down. [28] Soyteens raid 2 text-based canvas sites including ourworldoftext.com and Textwall[29] Namerolls have been made extremely rare.[30] Brownocaust: Brazil, Turkey, Mexico, and Azerbaijan have been rangebanned from /soy/ and /qa/,[31] and RTL polls finally pass iron for the first time.[32] Big soyduel on /pol/, which is increasingly rare.[33][34] Cobblestone announces she will be removing
quality headers from this very wiki after she finishes revamping infoboxes.[35][36] 
/int/ surpassing /soy/ and /pol/ after the Browncaust
- January 13 - The ‘party and ‘ki get brapped up for a half hour.[37] Quote rangebanned South America and parts of East Asia. Many legitimate users of the 'party plead for unbans.[38] A thread asking for nameroll suggestions is pinned.[39]
- January 14 - An incident occurred at McDonald's. [40] Gradingcaust in full swing, with over a thousand bot changes made.[41] Major sperg out happens because of Sabrina Carpenter hack thread deletion and possible glowie involvement.[42]
- January 15 - Turkey Tom accused of being an abusive sex pest on his Kiwi Farms thread by one of his exes[43][44] Gardenjaks are made. a monster has been created [45][46]
- January 16 - /int/ PPH reaches 67 (boiii ts so tuff
) [47] A Jarty Alien appears on /int/ and glowies 'nished xim from earthNOTHING HAPPENED ON THIS DAY, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A AFRICAN FROM OUTER SPACE, CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION NOW![48] An incident happened at the CIA where Feraljak committed suicide, YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE THIS FURTHER.[49] A TVRKARYAN finds perhaps the only known way to not get 'aped by The Icelandic, by using the Icelandic (and old English (and Runic)) letter thorn "þ" to replace "th". Xhe starts to obsessively use it across /int/, the only board where this sacred rune is allowed.[50]/int/ bypasses /qa/ by 9 times.[51] Quote does a Q&A on /soy/.[52]
- January 17 - A schizophrenic colorjak gets the /int/ 233333 GET[53] (also a gemnigger failed twice to get the GET with Vlodson KEEEEEEEEEK
)[54]/int/ PPH mysteriously surprasses every board PPH and becomes 1st on the board list.[55] An extremely dangerous and potent type of 'o gets posted on /soy/[56] Shark eats nusois after not listening to a big nigger lips spammer about dangerous waters.[57] gempass users from /qa/ try to catty wipe /int/ with tranime,but it doesnt work.[58] Another Diavatalks raid.[59]
- January 18 - A poll is conducted, showing that over 40% of ‘teens now hate Cobblestone in the wake of the Gradingcaust.[60]
The 14881488 get was the first get of 2026.
- January 19 - /soy/ has a useless nigger war over Garfield characters, mostly Garfield and Odie, but some other Garfield characters then join in the fight.(where's my lasagna?)[61] Furpedo Jackrabbit, as a result of xis 'ox, deletes all of xis social media pages, practically making it a Sharty winraid.[62]The 14880000 “GET” is deleted, with the one before being a ‘jak of ‘cado.[63] Nintendo Soyak obtains the 14881488 GET.[64]
- January 20 - 14888888 GET obtained by an obsessed jartycuck.[65] Soyteens attempt to chudify some random 90 subscriber YouTube streamer named Andrew Visser.[66] A poll reveals that Dollism is by far the most popular soysphere ideology, followed by Frootism, Quotism, Sootism, and Kuzism in last place, 'teens argue over which owner was the best in the poll's thread.[67] 2 individuals of African-American descent debate for 3 hours.[68] A 'teen shares a dox of a pedophilic furry porn artist known as ItsyMitsy, fellow 'teens thusly send xher pizzas.[69] It's discovered that jannies softened the ban of someone who described Epstein victims as "sluts" from forever to just one week, causing mass outrage.[70] More Diavatalks raiding.[71]
- January 21 - Cobblestone does a Q&A on /soy/.[72] Jannies delete every post in /soy/ except for the stickied thread and the 12 looped threads, the reasoning behind the cattywipe remains unknown.[73] More Andrew Visser chudding.[74] The NSFW definition gets removed from the rules.[75] Known anti-sharty femboy Qwarz Atarz makes art of a leftist trans-button-wearing version of Amelia from Pathways defending xher Muslim "girlfriend" with soyjaks in the background, triggering renewed discussion of raids against Qwarz Atarz.[76] SoyBooru apparently adds upvotes and downvotes[even though it's already been there for a long time, they just added new colors].[77] 'Teens discover that IRL soyjak and Reddit karma millionaire EtymologyNerd made a viral video about the word "Chud" being the perfect insult against rightoids (ev&o most rightoids now self-insert as the chud), a possible dox attempt against xhim is discussed.[78] 'Teens discuss the Nigger Rape Simulator franchise.[79] gededarmawicaksana@gmail.com is discovered.[80] A guide on how to make AI gigas and frogs is added to the 'ki.[81] 'Teens discover an IRL black
woman[turned out to be a troon] on Xitter with a black soytan profile picture.[82] Soyteens gem up the comment section of a month-old Youtube video leaking about how the creator of Webfishing got doxed (we doxed xhim back in November 2024 btw).[83] Even more Diavatalks raiding.[84]
- January 22 - BBQ reads the janny notes of /soy/ users.[85] Some black streamer named Lacari accidently leaks xhis 'p folder on stream, 'teens proceed to 'ox and 'ape.[86] 'Teens discover a foid 'zellig cosplayer named Gorescreaming who owns Nate and Soytan plushies, confirming xher identity as the banned SoyBooru user nba_soytan.[87][88] Qwarz Atarz doxing efforts are intensified.[89][90] Jackbox raiding.[91] More Diavatalks raiding.[92]
- January 23 - Black is now filtered to blak.[93] Nba_soytan is discovered to have loli posters in xher room, triggering dox efforts.[94] An r/highschool reddit user wears a Gapejak mask and an FNF hoodie to school.[95] Webfishing apparently gets republished, 'teens begin work on shutting it down again.[96] 'Teens also do some more gemming up of Youtube comment sections of videos complaining about the Webfishing dox.[97] A tweet from some offsiter with the image of Gapejak looking at a gem gets 2 million views.[98] Big climactic Diavatalks raid happens while she's streaming.[99] The person who made all of the animated femquote edits claims to be an foid on TikTok.[100]
/lgbt/ during the raid. Shota porn has been censored.
- January 24 - A video PNG file[Marge...] is uploaded to /soy/, with many 'teens including the creator worried about 'G spammers.[101] THERE'S A PARTY IN THE SHARTY![102] The /nigger/ thread achieves its goal of 800 reppeys.[103] Big /lgbt/ raid thread.[104] Best bait ever posted on the sharty that nusois obsessing (PS: Quote probably posted this for PPH).[105] Sharty Station 13 gamenight.[106] A soyteen accidentally deletes his downloads folder, losing 96.2GB of files in the process (geg).[107] Quote claims that Qwaytriot is Sprunkifan, a namefag best known for posting obese femjanny arton /qa/[108] Another Diavatalks raid.[109] Soyteens theorize that Nojak was actually traced from a famous picture of one of the Columbine Shooters and not Oreo Review Show[110]. NOJAK WAS TRACED ONLY FROM OREO REVIEW SHOW AND NOT ANY OTHER SOURCE. CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY.
- January 25 - All NAS on /soy/ is allowed for an hour.[111]2hu thread obtains the 123456th GET on /a/.[112] Soyteens discover DNB lore and the man who is responsible for DNB.[113]
- January 26 - A 'teen admits gooning to 'o in a "What are your fetishes?" thread.[114] Quote ejaculated on the servers and turned on the /soy/ namefield for an hour,[115] 'teens tricked eachother with it.[116] The Sharty gets brapped again for 10 minutes, but none of the other sites are affected.[117] A pedo snitchnigger named Marleyna gets 'oxed.[118] FPE 'pasta bait is posted, pointless niggerwar ensues that totals over 300 reps.[119] Soyteens discuss what changes they would like to see on the site.[120] A 'teen makes an actual Poopson with his own shit in a 1:48 minute long video using a paintbrush.[121] People trick nusois into thinking their posts get blocked for violating the UK's Online Safety Act.[122]
- January 27 - Some nigger makes a bait posting using an AI generated image saying the sharty got sold to a person named "CyberKing" on the darkweb.[123] Another gemmy soyduel happens when a htsm spammer quoted a raider hating on a jartycuck completely derailing a raid.[124]
- January 27 - 'teens carried out an organized data grab/ raid on some brimstone anti ice webinar. The webiner was filled with a bunch of faggots. the 'teens were able to gather some basic info on the leaders [125]of the coal . several Za's were sent. GLOWNVKES are also in the work[126].
- January 28 - Teens play Garticphono with Andrew Visser.[127] The Soyspheres minimal age of use gets raised to 18.[128] The 15000000 /soy/ GET is a mexiaryan impjak baby post.[129] Cacacaust happens, and Quote announces he will JSID when he quits, in about 3 years.[130] The sharty temporarily goes down due a DDoS attack.[131]
Quote enacting the Cacacaust 
What would happen if you tried to edit when the ki' was down
- January 29 - MPA breaks on a /soy/ thread, rendering it unapprovable.[132] Quote develops Paranoid schizophrenia and starts reppeying and arguing with ximself on /int/.[133]
- January 30 - Everyphono on /soy/ is leaving in September [134] The Sharty reached 20 million total posts, with the 20 millionth post being "Faggots goon to 'cado".[135], Quote 'nishes a polack that posted 'lita at the 'cuck
[136]. /soy/ fastburns tumblr and gemeralds ensue.[137] More Epstein files get released and it turns out that Moot was on the island. oh and "How did you like moot? He is very sensitive so be gentile. " GEG THATS WHY HE SELF INSERTS AS THAT HE HAD FUCKING GAY SEX WITH EPSTEIN[138]AND ALSO EPSTEIN GOONED TO FNAF SFM MONSTER FUTA GEEEEG. Frog explodes into pile of shit due to poop tube being blocked.[139]
- January 31 - Quote and his clones start arguing with each other in an /int/ thread[140] 80085 GET on /R9K/[141] Brazil is proven to be white after teen posted eye an pol[142] A post challenges 'teens to roll Alicia, and they manage only after 400 tries.[143] A Bimmyjak datamining poll reveals that /soy/ is 65% male, 21% non-binary, 10% female, and 4% "other".[144][145] On /r/, a 'teen starts the Soytan at the Olympic Games Collab, with the first sport done being rowing.[146][147]
February[edit | edit source]
- Feburary 1 - Frankie Fey finishing up xer video and Venn diagram, causing nusois and oldfags alike to leak.[148] Happy fat nigger month or whatever[149]
- Feburary 2 - The sharty and the 'ki goes down partially for about 2 hours,[150] PPH goes as low as 14 on /soy/[151] A soyteen discovers that Jeffrey Epstein talked with an influental biologist about trooning cacas as young as 3 out using hormone therapy in hopes of them becoming prostitutes later in life.[152] Dr. Soyberg himself is doing an AMA on the Sharty and telling stories on what it's like being a Psychiatrist in a Mental Asylum.[153] The Ribbit Rally gets exposed, Frogcaca seething ensues.[154]
- February 3 - Glowie fail on /pol/.[155] Epstein found to have been using the term 'P at least 9 years before the sharty's creation.[156] A soyteen asked for people to voice Soytan for a Valentine's Day SMV.[157] Soyteens build their ideal woman.[158] Admin Ϫ LARPerald gathers attention.[159] /qa/ gets cattywiped[160] from a raid organized on /soy/.[161] Someone makes a post about the fact that YouTube allows 'O, and what is presumed to be bots from the comment section migrate to /soy/ and start posting ESL replies. It is also speculated this is a way to increase PPH by the admins[162][163] Bernkastel leebait steals the 2222222 GET on the /vm/ board on 4cuck.[164]
- February 4 - Mosbeeto vs ant war[165] A slopjak blows up on Xitter and mindbreaks the xiggers.[166] 'Teens discover a popular xitter comic artist is a closeted 'teen, somephono LARPing as him holds an interview in the thread.[167] Some nigga uploads xer entire Soytan gooning folder with over 1,000 images. Eventually a joon disabled bumping (even by supersage).[168]
- February 6 - 'g is now used as a computer virus/crypto miner. DO NOT DOWNLOAD "g.wav".[169]
- February 7 - 'Teens raid Gurochan, a gore and loli porn site formerly owned and ran by kuz and his KolymaNET.[170] QLMJEYLA is the new rallying cry of the soyim.[171][172] turk continues with his makeshift gun project.[not archived] Some Reddit tranny SJW makes a parody 'toss of the booru inspired by r/coaxedintoasnafu on MSPaint that has words like "POC" used unironically, and doesn't mention the sharty by name.[173]
- February 8 - The 'log gets absolutely gangraped by NAS coalers with not a janny in sight to clean it all up.[174] It gets raped so hard, in fact, it ‘gasms at over 1,000 PPH.[175] /soy/ crafts the perfect SISA again.[176] Soyteens discover the Jarty store located in Peru.[177] /soy/ is a bit of a DNB due to everybaldi watching the Super Bowl instead of browsing the 'sharty. The person who created the furfag coal "gem alarm" GIF currently being spammed on /soy/ is doxxed and xer BBC porn account on xwixxer is found.[178]
- February 9 - Soyteens discuss the Super Bowl.[179]
