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>killing all mlpedos
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this shit is not tough 🫩

why do tiny white pecker cuckold dyels think this shit is tough?


FACTS:
>Running/jogging spikes cortisol
<Running/jogging lowers testosteronr
>Running/jogging is for retarded tiny white pecker cuckold masochists who love sitting in the cuck chair while the HEAVY LIFTING BLACK BVLL fucks their wife
<Walking at a comfortable pace is completely better than running/jogging at everything, it lowers cortisol, it raises testosterone, it ACTUALLY burns fat.
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>first day on the job
>first thing i see is picrel featured front and center
Librarycucks wtf is this
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Rhubarb_15

I redrew this gem
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The true cause of burnout and procrastination, and how (You) can save yourself.

What is burnout then?
The current soyentific consensus outlines burnout as a multi faceted issue, usually arising from chronic stress and certain mental health conditions.
However, no one has formally outlined the relationship between brain state and burnout.
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This i what I will explain in this post.
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Why burnout occurs at all
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Mental fatigue has recently been attributed to a distinct rise in extracellular glutamate in one key area of the brain called the Lateral Pre Frontal Cortex (LPFC).
Glutamate increases gradually over a working day or while you are very engaged in any focus demanding task.
(It doesn't have to be work, playing video games also causes sharp glutamate buildup)
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Usually. Astrocytes (Basically your brains Janny cells) will re uptake this glutamate as it is released to prevent over over excitation;
However, constant focus can overwhelm the astrocytes and glutamate can build up faster than it can be re uptaken by the astrocytes.
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This is normal for every activity that fully engages the brain, having this build up is what allows humans to excel at a task and build momentum.
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The problem arises when a person stops said task.
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Excitotoxicity, and the shutting down of the Pre frontal Cortex
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The brain will start to protect itself from too much glutamatergic stimulation by forcing you into a fatigue like state. This is what burnout is technically. It's not too much stress on the system, it's actually the brain PREVENTING more stress on glutamatergic neurons.
It can arise from working really hard and locking tf in on a task, or it can happen systematically overtime.
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How glutamate Builds up overtime
Glutamate gets cleared naturally overnight as you sleep, but the amount cleared is directly related to how good your sleep quality was.
Most people are unaware that looking at blue light can NVKE your sleep quality, significantly reducing the amount of glutamate cleared from your brain overnight.
Other things like eating to close to sleep and drinking too much coffee will also inhibited glutamate clearance during sleep.
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This will cause the built up glutamate to stay somewhat present in your LPFC and pre frontal cortex when you wake up, and this gradual build up will force you into a wall, which will feel impassable since the underlying cause has not been fixed.
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How will I ever save myself knowing that I have to do so much work, just so I CAN work!?
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The good news is, you can ALSO push for more clearance during daytime. You can completely avoid and reverse burnout doing in essence, nothing at all.
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Going for a walk without music or a podcast will put the brain in a close to idle state, and give power to the astrocytes to clear more glutamate via increased cerebral blood flow.
Sitting still and closing your eyes will also prevent more glutamate release.
Listening to music you already know while driving is very good for thinking less.
Doodling mindlessly will help push your brain back into a pro-clearance state.
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Conclusion
The way to fix burnout and never hit that wall ever again, is to make time in the day to do, nothing.
Just be
^Calm…

Don't eat with a youtube video, or even music. Stop scrolling social media when you're bored (this is terrible for recovery), and now you know why video games aren't actually relaxing, no matter what game you play.
During idle time, try not to fix your boredom and instead, practice being bored and thinking about nothing in particular.

I hope this post convinced you to stop filling your day with constant consooming of snca media, and take time to just..
^Relaxxxxxxxx……
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fortified cereal is yummy. I don't want potato chips anymore, yummy fortified cereal with FIBER keeps feeling FULL-kino.

I do computers as a hobby btw (download openSUSE tumbleweed)
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foids already get everything they want yet still ask for more
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posting jews itt
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Best build in FNV?
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Today is a good day.
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>No, you can't "clank" us
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WHITEBOIS TURN EVERYTHING INTO A CUCK FETISH

>having sex with a woman

WHITEBOIS WANNA BE THE CUCK
>having sex with a MILF
WHITEBOIS WANT TO BE THE CUCKSON
>liking a woman
WHITEBOIS WANT TO WORSHIP FEET

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEG! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!!!!!!!
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itt we post rare gigas
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CHEESED TO MEET YOU PROGRESS THREAD 3

Is it the third one? I've lost count.
HELLO, KWAYTRIOTS! It's your good friend, HANS AMSLER here to give you an update on my progress as I get the next Cheesed To Meet You Mouse comic ready for publication!
<reddit space
If you don't know, I write a comic about a mouse-frog-thing that likes rape, hates niggers, and owns a braphog ranch. I made him in 2020, so he's kind of a proto-rapeson. Been having published physically for a while now.
<reddit space
Right now, I'm working on the ornate golden borders that go at the bottom of the pages (picrels 2-4). It's taking an excruciatingly long time getting the fine details right, but I'm managing. I can only hope that my publisher is managing, considering how egregiously behind schedule I am.
<reddit space
FAQ:
>Where can I read this comic?
On my website: https://hansamsler.com/cheesed/
>Where can I buy it once it's published?
My publisher's site: https://chunk.media/shop/
>What will the published release contain?
The release will be a bundle of both The Cheesed To Meet You Mouse Visits Japan and the Christmas Specials, all of which are available to read (in their black & white form) on my site.
They will be cleaned up and in full color, with hand drawn ornate baroque page borders and painted front and back covers, plus bonus pages.
There will also be stickers and at least one poster. Also possibly keychains.
>How many pages will it be?
Visits Japan is 14 pages and the christmas comics are 10 pages, and each will have at least one bonus page.
>How much will it cost?
About 10 dollars for the comic itself, and 5 more dollars if you want the sticker pack.
>Are you a pooner?
No. No I'm not. Stop asking me this. Why are you people obsessed with pooners?
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/fpe/ general

post miss circle gems
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skunk on the 'og
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>ooo..ooooo oo ooooo
<c'mon, give me some rape, for Christ's sake
>ooooo?? oooo OOOOOO OO OOO O OOWOWWOAAAAHH AAAGHHHH
OH GOD HELP ME
>SOWOWOAAAAAAHHGHH AAAAAAGGHH AAAGHH AGAHHIWOWOOOOOWOOOWAAGHH
<OH YOURE REALLY GETTING ME OFF, JAX
>WOOOOWAAAGAHHHHHHH
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Sharty /mlp/ General - Pon Pon Ponk edition

Post mares
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Previous thread archive - https://megalodon.jp/2026-0127-1156-19/https://soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/925560.html
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Ngl it's really late where I am and I have to go to school in the morning so here's this sibuxiang gem to depict how I feel
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posting soyjaks itt
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posting pepe itt
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posting tranny hate itt
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
>NAS, SFW random, blogs, everything
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Mares. Good morning
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posting floyd itt
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posting giga itt
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posting goonhitler itt
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>antiswarthy got banned
OYYYYYYYYYYY
Can I get a QRD on the drama and a fact check on everything this guy said about xim?
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Based algorithm pull?
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Hello, /qa/ what is your opinion on Sneakers O'Toole?
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/hsg/ - homestuck general

>tfw you see a shit catalog with no IAS
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225 the typa "guy" to get shocked when the testosterone doesnt turn xim into a cute anime boy and makes xim bald. kek
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this person is a pedophile btw (actually)

https://www.youtube.com/@kandiwuff
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225 youre getting on my bad boy side stop it dude
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this should be a anti sharty shitflinging board, how could you tell?
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>THE REASON IM ASKING FOR YOU GUYS TO LET ONGEZELLIG DIE IS BECAUSE IM INSECURE ABOUT MY SMALL PENIS!!! I USED TO FANTASIZE ABOUT PLEASURING THE GIRLS BUT THEN REALIZED I HAVE A TINY DISGUSTING COCK AND ILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ESPECIALLY THE DOCTOR WHO FUCKED UP MY CIRCUMCISION WILL BOIL IN SHIT YOURE ALL THE REASON WHY I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!! BOIL IN SHIT!!!!!

OHNONONO DO NUZARTYCUCKS REALLY PRETEND TO BE ME!!! I WOULD NEVER POST THIS!!! THIS POSTER IS BOILING IN SHIT!!! STEAMED LIKE BROCCOLI!!! BOILED TO 165 DEGREES A SAFE TEMPERATURE FOR BACTERIA INFESTED MEAT!!! I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK!!! YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!! I AM RIGHT YOU CAN SEE IF YOU CONSULT MY GRAPH!!! YOU CAN ONLY SEETHE!!! KEEP COPING NUZARTYCUCK!!!
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Hello /qa/, it is I, Nathaniel Higgerson The First, ask me anything
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225 we're gonna kill you stop hallucinating about pooner immigrants nigger
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fugg i love pinterest
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theres quite a large purple rabbit infestation on this board!
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we need to do something about the pinterest immigrants
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Jews won btw
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ok coloring mastectomy scars is an interesting choice
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That feel when no gf
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I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me on the /kway/
And I heard that there's a special place
Where chuds and trans can all be gems every single day
I'm having brimmy dreams of leaving 4channy
Hear the Soy-booru, I swear it's calling me
Won't make Miss Circle proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her chuddy boy, I know she's gonna scream

Cob, what have you done?
You're a big sharty chud
And you need to touch grass
Oh Miss Circle, I'm just posting gems
On the site that I love

It's where I belong down at the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin on the
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on spammin down in
Bald man website
I'm gonna keep on jakkin at the
Bald man website, Bald man website
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Post Circus_2 ITT
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/07/th Expansion Thread

Looks like the previous thread was slid. Post Rika Furude, Bernkastel, and the kin.
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microvariant







porn
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Who's watching the Sizzooper Bowl?
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>katnep
based asf latinx peoyple
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it's strange how the PPH on /soy/ has returned to pre-cacacaust levels
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the soycucks have gone insane
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I don't care about fagball.
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Why do shitskins post racebait and pedobait thinking it will own da fuggen zelligclocks
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trying smth new ig i didnt like how it turned out since i rushed it n made it too small and itw as just me fucking around with krita for a while
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35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W

35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W
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>/qa/ - Question & Answer
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I made a website with lore

https://17776-stuck-part-2.vercel.app
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circumcision king question

hi, this is question for circumsion king from other board?

may i pls have ur email, comrade so i can learn how to gain a black muscular dude in my college or become a giga chad?

thnx, ur epic and awesome, anon
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Can a Admin please read !

Hello I dont under stand why my Country is locked for posting . I use a VPN to fix posting becorse I cant not post please unlock it but it's really slow thanks
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I hate spergs
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In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Raibow Dash.
Eagerly a hundred thousand little clouds,
swarm around, Rainbow Dash.
And thus I just want to get her down,
and deep inside her I want to cum.
In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Rainbow Dash.

On the clouds, there lives a mare to smash
and she's called : Rainbow Dash.
That mare is my faithful little darling sugar crash
and my joy, Rainbow Dash!
When the sun wakes up in rising dawn,
I sing her this song for her alone.
In the air, there flies a mare in a flash
and she's called: Raibow Dash.
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My nose is blocked. It sucks.
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>You are posting too fast. Please wait a while before making another thread.
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/pug/ pushup general

how many pushups have you done today /qa/?
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Holy shit should I just start walking around with an underbite? Namefag btw but you'll newer know who
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What if sally face had a collab with rocket monkeys and ongezellig
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Poo poo test?
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lubuntu LTS + KVMerino + MUSCLES!!!!!

this is actually betterino for me than if I actually figured out where the hell to download nonfree firmware blobs on the arch website to throw into a USB, because with Lubuntu LTS + KVM i can always have a firefox window open to troubleshoot problems and NEVER EVER roll back to a previous snapshot nor use AUR. (using the AUR is cheating you fucking lazy pussy goonhitler FAGGOT FUCK, stop relying on malware writing russhit cuckolds and WRITE THE FUCKING PKGBUILD SCRIPT YOURSELF)


I FUCKING HATE *BSD AND THEIR PERMISSIVE CUCK LICENSE
corporations are… LE BAD!!!!!!
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Hit Sally Faces with an Anvil
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/qa/ BOILS IN SHIT!!! STEAMED LIKE BROCCOLI!!! COOKED TO 165 DEGREES A SAFE TEMPERATURE FOR BACTERIA INFESTED MEAT!!! ALL WILL SEE I AM CORRECT!!! MY POSTS ARE JUSTIFIED!!! ALL ARE BOILING IN SHIT FOR NOT AGREEING!!! SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!!! BOILING IN SHIT!!!
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help

how do i embed vide'os
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Soytan bait still works on /soy/
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I
I'M SORRY STEAMENGINE
PLEASE DONT LEAK MY IP
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for some reason theres a bunch of people who had the same ID as ne at one point. My only post from these is the furio quote.
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nusois boil in shit
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Groomed artstyle - soft, bouba-like, jewground inspired
Groomer artstyle - edgy and sharp, kiki(e)-like, 4cuck and Jhonen Vasquez's art inspired
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>yeah love thy neighbor love all humans we need to love everyone, except those evil nationalist nazi chuds.
>Human supremacy!!! We humans are made in the image of ZOG or however the burger is grilled
>we need to invade planets and kill all aliens because they aren't made in the image of ZOG or something
>Racism le bad, But racism IN SPACCE IS GUD
>let me tell you how hoomans are superior or something
>The stars belong to us or however the french
fries are fried
>Oh My Humanity!!! Killing aliens is just like in muh hecking helldivers and Warhammer!!!
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Woke up
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How do I get some goon buddies?
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another day of mlp shit
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dragon time - anthro thread no1

anthro bread
the first one got wiped and I couldn't archive it in time
don't forget to archive this one
bump limit is 1200

ARCHIVED THREADS:
#1 - lost media doctos
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Posting soyjaks not for raiding purposes on social media should get you a rule 3 permaban
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Can you give us /fur/ again PLEASE PLEASE OH MY PLEASE

/qa/ was better and more reddit epic style wholesome coworker style before they removed /fur/ and we all immigrated back to malawi but lately ive been thinking hey we love you guys and you hate us but we should get along cause we make each other great. like ying and yang. plus we get a containment board, thats a win for you and a win for us. what do you say, let us back in?
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Ever wonder what happens when you mix liam with BREEDING?

well, i did and you're about to find that

Hear that? That's the sound of INTERMINGLING
smell that smell

L-L-L-LIAM
B-B-B-BREEDING
CIIIIIRCUS'S BREEDING LIAM GEG ITS TWISTED AS HELL
OOOH IM A NIGGER SHISTKIN AND ESL
MY PEEEEECKER'S GROWING LONGER, ANY TIGHTER IT'LL SNAP
OOOOO IM A COOMER
CALL IT A PLAP JAX ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK
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BotO is the most aryan object show out here BTW. Everything else is not worth watching
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Invincible Edits General

post invincible edit gemeralds
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>
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>using this board
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>posting on qa
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>
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Shitboiler why are you so obsessed? When I read your shit I have a feeling you are the jartycuck who wrote this https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_copypastas#Schizo_j*rtycvck_seething
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Geg ‘weller is blowing up. Apparently ’lig in general is exploding on tiktok and instagram among normalGODs. How should we handle this? Yes I’m an itoddler
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>At first I didn't realize
>I needed so little stuff
>I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough
>A place where I could eat and shit
>A place where I could sell my cheese
>But now I've had a little time
>To reassess my needs
>And I need a blacker BVLL
>I need a blacker son
>A blacker music, a blacker neighborhood
>A blacker playing card
>Becausing blackering (yes blackering)
>I'm affirming on blackering
>And blackering is triggering more blackering
<Hey listen up niggerlover
<I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
<Niggers, see, it's like a little pet, alright?
<A-and the more and more and more reparations you give it
<The hungrier and hungrier it's gonna get
<But, you know, can't really blame niggers, no that's stupid
<You see it's got a worm inside, oh yeah, that's right
<That's one that always need to feed, and (((they))) are never satisfied
<You get it?
<But the more you try to find it
<The more (((they))) like to hide
<Now listen that is a nasty little worm
<I like to call (((them))) kikes
<See, now that's why your blackerin'
<Listen here faggot, and figurin' on blackerin'
<But that blacerking's just triggering more blackerin'
<Got that? Alright
>There is a principle of nature
>That almost every race knows
>It's called survival of the biggest
>And this is how it goes
>The race that loses has got to
>Colonize and justify and subjugate and bigoted
>The race that doesn't winds up
>Getting the loser's women
>A twp's a loser
>That's trying to survive
>It's privileging and fighting
>Just to keep itself afloat
>I must keep blackering
>I'm figuring on blackering
>Though blackering is triggering more blackering
>I won't stop blackering
>I'm figuring on blackering
>And blackering is triggering more blackering
>With the soyboys all buying and the reparations buying
>And the BBC people are lying, and the yt girls all sucking
>Who cares if ytbois are dying?
>I don't wanna hear your cryin'
>This is all so arousing
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rename overboard to deadniggerboard to more accurately reflect the website's activit
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relatable 'toss
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if /qa/ isn't the first suggestion on your browser home page you're a fake fan
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The absolute state of this fucking shit board. All of you deserve to boil in shit. Nobody cares about your Shit Nophonononigger Cares About NAS brimstone. The only good NAS posted here is Ongezellig and if you disagree you are a faggot and will BOIL like the rest of /qa/. Ongezellig belongs on an imageboard and not chinktok. Did I ever mention how bad it's gotten?

The chinktok AI brainwashing mind parasite algorithm realized it could make the shareholders 5 more dollars by reprogramming its army of enslaved dopamine-addicted children who shouldn't have phones and adults who have no job to enjoy a silly little webtoon. FUCK YOU!! It's not YOURS!! FAGGOT. Ongezellig was dying a peaceful death and would remain in the hearts of many on the internets… SOME people had to ruin it.

This is concerning… brainwashing on such a massive scale. Social media has ultimate power over the opinions, interests and actions of the younger generation. People of this age think that they're free because they don't listen to whatever FOX news or THE BBC news says or whatever. The reality is that they're just as enslaved and brainwashed as your average boomer. A boomer will blindly follow whatever the tv says. Belgium's real honey, tv said so. Zoomers, alphaGODS and even millennials will listen to anything they see on social media. All that somebody needs is to pay some "influencer" enough money and they will say whatever you want them too.

BEWARE!!! MASS BRAINWASHING. RETARDS WHO FALL FOR IT WILL BOIL IN SHIT!!!!

/qa/ IS BOILING IN SHIT!!!! FUCKING RETARDS!!! YOU BOIL IN SHIT!!!! STEAMED IN EXCREMENT LIKE BROCCOLI!!! GO TO HELL!!!!
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>13 PPH
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qaniggers are so zogtarded it makes my clitty seethe

<image unrelated o algo
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/soy/ bunker while the board dies
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dumbass niggers IM POSTING AABOT UNFUNNY CREATURE BOORU
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if you think about it the zellig characters are just massas troonsonas
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Touhou General 8

color win edition

2hulee is welcome

i forgot to enable IDs on the other one
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itt choose your matesprit

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+=Day in the life of a Coalson fan=+
>Wake up
>Take a piss
>Take a poo
>Get out of bed
>Head to my gooncave to see my 'cord xisters in VC
>Goon to Spadeson and Rapeson gemmies
>Force Coalson on the /soy/ catty while dilating my quirky neovagina though it's starting to kind of stink and there's weird puss coming out
>Don't get banned by jannies because jannies are my 'cord xisters so we continue to force Coalson by self-inserting
>Pretend to act keyed when in reality I am gooning to 'p on my second monitor
>Take another poo but eat it for protein
>Head to SoyBooru to force Coalson there too where I post many Coalson porn gemmies
>Continue to ruin the sharty until I fall asleep and the cycle continues tomorrow
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Btw there’s a link to /jak/ now on the ki
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autism is aryan
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What could have been said on this post that would result in a ban form the trooned out furmen staff?
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add /mlp/

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Ongezellig is mainstream now just like the goyjaks
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JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Ongezellig would die a peaceful death after its cancellation in 2024. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular it had become on shitstagram and chinktok I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Ongezellig was MY niche internet autism show. It was so unknown that I could reference it and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Ongezellig is a rotting corpse, it has been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but bone is left. A good ending would have been that the show faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Ongezellig to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Ongezellig community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the zarty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new chinktok and shitstagram immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Ongezellig die the death it deserved?

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Ongezellig is popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Mymy, then Ongezellig is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Ongezellig in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let ongezellig wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts about Ongezellig on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Ongezellig stay on imageboards, where it rightfully belongs.

I hope every single one of those worthless, disgusting Mymy plushies get burned in a factory fire. I hope the underpaid chinese children rebel and set the building on fire as they leave. Not a single one of these terrible products should ever make it to the delivery location. These things make my blood BOIL. Why can't you let Ongezellig DIE. LET IT FUCKING DIE!! IT'S TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX!!! Surely nobody would ever think of purchasing this. Ongezellig needs to be left to rest so it can continue it's legacy as the gem IT ALWAYS WAS! ONGEZELLIG WAS BURIED ON THIS DAY TWO YEARS AGO. YOU ARE DEFACING THE GRAVE OF A DEAD MAN. PISSING ON IT. GO TO HELL!!!

READ THIS:

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

FUCK YOU. I WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO INSTALL AN ELECTRIC FENCE AROUND ONGEZELLIG'S GRAVE. THIS WOULD KEEP EVERYBODY OUT. NO NORMAL PEOPLE ALLOWED.

IF I HAD IT IN MY POWER I WOULD PURCHASE ALL OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA AND BAN ONGEZELLIG OUT OF SPITE. YOU DESERVE IT FOR PERPETRATING THIS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT, ESPECIALLY ON A DEAD MAN. A MAN WHO HAS BEEN DEAD FOR SEVEN HUNDRED THIRTY-ONE DAYS. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

I HopE THOSE plUSHIES BOIL IN SHIT.

Thank you and good day.

BOIL IN SHIT. GO TO HELL
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Fuck all of you
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Proposition to add a /goon/ board

There shall be a dedicated gooning board on this here site where we may always goon our brains out as much as we desire.
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Circus cux…
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Confession

About a week ago I was playing FNV until about 3AM then I went to use an MLP chatbot but went to the bathroom and my sister's friend came to use the bathroom but I luckily closed it just before she came in but she went to my room and I think saw my monitor and that I was chatting with Pinkie Pie
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Live you blessed Tracerchad
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>/fur/
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Question for mediators

Do you guys get mad or angry if you have to approve NAS you don't like?
Say if you're anti fur/ anti brony and you have to approve it, do you get upset or does this not even cross your mind
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I just got a promotion!

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Turrican
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Hit circus 2 with an anvil
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do any of you keep a vpn on 24/7? even if it means using the same vpn ip on 1 identities?
i feel like it'd just make you get found easier if you did that
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hi
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Why do I get banned for posting sally face while pvz avatarfags don't get anything
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What are Chudbros DOING???
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2slimey’s music is ass and his music videos are straight ‘o
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Problems with being PMO-free (WARNING: ESL)

So I haven't seen any porn or jerked off in about 60 days and I've noticed a lot of benefits, including:
>More focus
>More time
>Bigger erections
>Less lustful
But one problem that has started to arise is that every other day for the past week, I've been getting very vivid, mostly very horny dreams. It first started with a dream where I was running away from a guy with a gun and he wasn't trying to kill me, but he was taunting me all the time. I thought nothing of it and assumed it was because of stress (because running in dream or falling indicates a feeling of fleeting time due to obligations). The next dream, I was sitting in my bed rock hard and thought "Why don't I try to suck my dick?" And not only did I manage to suck my dick, I actually came in my dream. When I woke up, I was super confused and immediately checked my underwear, although there wasn't anything there. And just last night, I had another dream where I was sitting in bed watching porn whilst jerking off, and what's weird about this dream is the fact that I could sense my beating hard, the dick in my right hand and my phone in the other.
Is this common for people who are PMO-free?
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even BBC hates niggers
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>what is the next stop of the plaperation
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I heard about something called a garloid, is it like an alien garfield
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my favourite rapper is gucci mane
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Excalibur thread. Post Excalibur gemmies ITT.
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Вeдь я такoй какoй я ecть
Какoй я ecть такoй и ты
Врoдe вcёх здecь на двoих
Нo ты кричишь а я
Вeдь я такoй какoй я ecть
Какoй я ecть такoй и ты
Туcклый cвeт в мoих глазах
И гoлoc твoй в мoих ушах
Пoка я нe убью тeбя нe измeнить
Нe измeнить
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im trans btw
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I'm too retarded to solve captchas.
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Blackpill thread
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itt post your comfort characters
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Why doesn't quote add a frog board or something like that for controlled opposition?
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explain the current Olgol drama did he really get doxxed?
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'zellig general, vol. 7

WE'RE BACK
Post your best 'lig gems ITT
Previous threads:
https://archive.ph/Ez2Jc
https://archive.ph/4Ez0x
https://archive.ph/jJ76o
https://archive.ph/Ekv9T
https://archive.ph/l7Toa
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BEESQUITOS ARE GOOD

Bees make you honey! Bees pollinate flowers! Bees look cute! Now, let me tell you a secret, some mosquitos also pollinate flowers! Some mosquitoes eat blood sucking mosquitos! Now imagine, both of those things combined, WOULD THAT BE AWSOME OR WHAT?!?! BEESQUITOS FOREVER
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Doctos, I found an X account that is solely dedicated to defending animated child pornography.

https://x.com/notifications
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This shit is scary
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Rapejeet wants to be an incel despite getting poon

Image ripped off the '.is
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new booru theme just dropped

Jimbo History Month Discord Pride colors 💅
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>no one:
>not even nophono:
>not even nococo herself:
>mymy: you're nerftaking
>[everybody stroopwafeled that]
>DUTCH 100
>PATRIOTISM 100
>ARYAN 100
>chudjak: you just 1351'd they ass
>chud2: 1488 gooder doe
>fnf pedo: lets play fnf
>mymy: fnf more like faggots and freaks
>*everybody claps*
>white race saved
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nigger tech powered by microsoft 2026
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Bees Fucking Won, how could you tell?
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gooning is worse than murder cause with murder theres the possible self defense reasoning whereas theres never an excuse for gooning
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>singapore haters
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Good morning
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==ITT WE POST MGE==

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>making scrambled eggs and toast at 3 am
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this cake is so good
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i need to nigger around more
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nophono and marty robbins
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I waited 4 weeks to use this website again and it's better be better
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this is a goon hitler owned board now
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Hello
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@circus_2 ???
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>BOOTYASS SPOTTED OFF OF PORT BOW!
>DON'T LET IT GET AWAY UNDICKED!
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Discuss lesser known namefags
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the damn show is funnier than any soyjak
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ever heard of a penis pump?
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new thomas x jax lore
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horsehorse
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i miss him, he was a funposter to me
>
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i have very feminine eyes nigger
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i'd like all depressed soyteens to know that i personally feel pretty good
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@circus_2 explain this bro wtf is TADC about???
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What conspiracies do you believe in?
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Cobblestone
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Quote i demand you rulecuck harder and ban all zellighate
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>'rooming senior citizens
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hello everybody
i found an energy drink i bought yesterday
im going to drink it
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>men in plap
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lowk Higurashi is kino it reminds me a lot of TCOAAL. ill def check out the second chapter
<
keiichi is relatable and the story is great but im not spoiling allat
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>The current Visual Studio version does not support targeting .NET 10.0. Either target .NET 9.0 or lower, or use Visual Studio version 18.0 or higher
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can someone draw circus_2 as a woman
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>3 PPH
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19:38 <+chatgpt> okej, so here's a wholesome story about zip and moistpepper's cutie-pie romance: Zip and moistpepper were meant to be. After a chance encounter at a soyjak meet-and-greet, they instantly clicked. Their shared love for 14/88 memes, soykraut, and edgy humor sparked a flame that would only grow brighter.
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Woke up
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my penis feels genius
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would you kill 100 zartycucks or 1 circus_2
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new toss
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>(you)
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NIGGER BOARD
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niggerhell irl
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NIGGER BOARD
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NIGGER BOARD
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NIGGER BOARD
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Soycucks in my homeland..
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/phonk/

PHONK GENERAL💀 and sand an edit of phonk
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>FPEcluckbackawks
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Ranjesh 'condalana' Kumar is an Indo-British hijra activist known on the nushlog for his diaperfur OC, 'Poopy Pampers Pranjeet'
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this is me!
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i just wanna dance
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I just took a big fat fucking turd on your board
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a nigger a day keeps the jeets away
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>fucking asshole shartycucks
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i just SHAT on some cacas on fortnite today
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>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAGE MY THREAD NOOOOOOOOO
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How do I look like this.
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>/qa/
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NIGGERED BANNED ME BECAUSE I WROTE ABOUT EPSTEIN ON /SOY/

SOYJAK..ST IS A PEDO SHITHOLE!!!!!!

COLORJAK IS ENVOLVED IN SATANIC PEDO RAPE CULT

HE HAS A DISCORD WHERE HE VERBALLY RAPES KIDS AT!
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>MUSCLES!!!
>FPE GENERAL
>ANTHRO THREAD
>PONIES!!!
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quaei is full of pooners now?
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How do I ban evade

HEELP! I got banned for avatarfagging on /soy/. I was trying to make a NAS meme sharty culture by using it to post ironic reactions, kinda like how people use gigs and to ironically quote stuff. People seemed to like it a lot and I’d like to keep my winning streak but, how do I do that without avatarfagging?
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´aiding Idea

We should make a "Burner Account Stash" for the raiders of the sharty.
In wich we place our used and and compromised burner accounts with their passwords, so raiders can pick acc´s from soys from other countries confusing the autorities and anybaldi after the previous owner. In order to raid and grift freely and nonstop.
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Sibuxiang won btw
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>my brimstone forced on soil forced onto the shoddy
>im obsessed
>obsessed, obsessed, obsessed ESL
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/tbg/ - Talking Ben General

ITT we discuss and talk about our favorite drunk, chemist, and old man Ben the Talking Dog.
Ginger, Tom and Angela discussion is banned from this thread.
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My honest reaction to your thread:
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*yawn*

resolved my first openSUSE tumbleweed buggerino

now I'm gonna use try out this wine solution for this game that didn't run when I used the linux version.
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It's a sad day for Jimbo
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what is your ethnicity /qa/
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Marge.. why is Jimbo sharing to all /qa/ a video of an elephant from xhis motherland?
And why are jannies liking it?
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shitholes I found, still can’t find any flying pyramids btw
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Would you date a pooner?
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living in the yoo kay makes me feel miserable sometimes. beyond over for this shitty country
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>Italian
>Not ugly
>Very talented artist
>Memorable ink drawings
>Drew big cats and monkeys a lot
>Made fantasy art
>Drew naked women very well
>had crippling addiction to drawing fetish pornography
pic unrelated
it's poodlespoodlespoodles
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niceposting thread

rudeposters get out!!!!!!
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archive.today is malware

TLDR: There's currently a script on archive.today that makes your browser silently spam requests to a certain site, with the intention of using the combined traffic of all archive.today vistors to DDoS that site.
Do not visit archive.today/archive.ph/archive.is/etc with javascript enabled.

https://gyrovague.com/2026/02/01/archive-today-is-directing-a-ddos-attack-against-my-blog/
I stumbled upon this blog today after spotting the DDoS behaviour it talks about myself whilst using the browser console to figure out why archive.ph was giving me an infinite captcha loop.
Essentially, archive.today's owner is trying to destroy this blog by any means possible because three years ago they published an article investigating who runs archive.today.

I can understand why he'd want it gone, archive.today's survival definitely hinges on the owner remaining anonymous to avoid legal issues.
But I'm livid to learn that he's been abusing me and his other users as botnet drones. What makes it even worse is archive.today started blocking VPNs recently too. Just having a botnet spam requests wasn't good for him I guess, selfish little fuck wanted those requests to come from residential IPs.

It's also ridiculously stupid as well as immoral, since it's just drawing attention to this blog I otherwise never would have heard of.
So stupid that I think it's intentional. I bet it's a faildox and he's trying to throw off current doxing efforts by fooling people into thinking this one from 3 years ago was accurate.

Fuck archivists.
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😂😂Kekius to the Maximus😂😂
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>Oatboiwoahjacks
Opinions on soyjaks?
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should i go to EHM 2026?
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>Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later.
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>stop posting sally face it's racist
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i can finally get rid of windows
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favorite music genre?
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janjan what does my note say?
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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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nu toss
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I need a sharty gf
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silent hill is winner
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>this is the next plap of the operation
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install openSUSE tumbleweed

install openSUSE tumbleweed
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Morning
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>the "anthony wasnt bait" deep iceberg theory
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keyed ban?
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do something with this o algo
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>try to post on /soy/
>error 404
>post just gets wiped
>its like you didnt even type anything
on soul let me just post bruh
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>Be Zartycuck
>Have show discontinued and never to be mentioned by creator again
>Be 20 Minutes long
>Have Dead Website with 1 PPH where you lust over underage girls and call them your wife
>Post those threads on /qa/
>Post AI 'p of Ongezellig on Sharty
>Made a Gigger edit of a Pedophile holding a Maya Body Pillow
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3 more months until my gempass anniversary
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AntCHADS have taken over /qa/
Beecucks lost
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After reading through some of the Epstein files, it has only solidified my beliefs even further. Satan is real, and he and his followers have been leading our society towards the path of evil. The fact that many contemporary movements have been proven to be schemes of deception, to trick the innocent into committing cardnial sins for the pleasure of the twisted desires of his followers, should be an indication to turn away from the world. And instead, accept the one true lord into your heart.
I don't typically like preaching in this way, but after the major revelations that have came from the release of these files, I can't help but to express this. Please, if you have no turned to the Lord yet, you must. Seek salvation through Christ, so that your soul may never be harmed by the hands of Satan ever again.
Christ has risen.
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GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! MUSCLES!!!!!!!

(me btw. hi! I'm a pony!)

*snorts angrily*
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ABSOLUTE GEMERALD
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>Liam, Rhubarb, Microvariant, Odessan
>Today is the day I'm gonna plap you all, it's over for all of you
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I'm planning something big
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fuck this shitty board
>
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if circus_2 is a blak pedo, does that make /qa/ the Epstien Island
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would you rather have a schlog gf or a irc gf
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>i had to draw the pisces sign like 500 times and now my hand hurts uuuughhhh
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New Drink Idea

Is this drink tuff?
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Saar Wars - Revenge of the Shits

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Guys i have ligma
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