To people making Salt Route mods: please add a prunsel cameo to your game

Short, vaguely-worded guides for people playing Deltarune blind. To be updated as chapters release.

Chapter 1: Take an elevator to floor ??????. The NPC behind a door will start your quest.

Chapter 2: Spare the 2nd area’s mini boss. Follow their post-fight instructions. If you want more help later in the quest, collect all of a certain blue collectable in the first area.

ten cents a less vulgar version of “kris where the fuck are we” is going to be in chapter 3

cats will think “I love them so much I could eat them” and then actually do

Naming yourself “Gaster” in Undertale and Deltarune feels like an indirect reference to the password “ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER” in Metroid 1

Rn i’m playing angry birds space and later I plan to build a hero factory breakout set. I have culturally time traveled to 2012

TF2 Log:

Today’s match had

• Lots of bots on the enemy team
• The absolute madman that was Fire Mann
• They would not stop yelling about bananas
• They were high scoring
• I asked them if they were sober and they shouted “I AM BANANAAAAAAA!!”
• They were like this because someone threw a banana before the game started
• We won both rounds

To quote someone after the game “this lobby gave me brain damage”

Voltix: Aight time to breakout hero factory like balck phafom told me to do >:}

*one Hero Factory: Breakout later*

Voltix: ?? It’s all dogs??? Why are there dogs in thr hemo facory????