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/chr/ - christianity general

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
>Ephesians 4:29 {NIV}
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implications?
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>mcdonalds ad at halftime
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ITT WE DOX SUTLAA (IDS)

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She is worth ignoring for good
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/sbg/ Super Bowl General

Discuss Seahawks vs. Patriots here
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What's the most influential and impactful NAS pic or vidrel in soystory?
>example
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One Night at Hunky's Development Thread - Prototyping

with ids now
codeGODS GTFIH
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i prefer my niggers… raped
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long-dead websiteCUCKS HAVE A STORE NOW

https://www.tiktok.com/@misha_store00
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jannies are watching the superbowl fill the log with NAS
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>seahawks choke Super Bowl XLIX with a half nigger quarterback
>seahawks perennially underachieve with a full nigger quarterback
>seahawks go to super bowl in first season with an ARYAN quarterback
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ITT we make 'jaks for countries we barely know about
I'll make one for Canada
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Are jannies just allowing NAS now?
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SAM DARNOLD'S BWC WILL BTFO PATRIOTPOOPAS
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IF THE SEAHAWKS WIN WE RIOT AND BURN DOWN /SOY/
IF THE SEAHAWKS LOSE WE RIOT AND BURN DOWN /SOY/
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>furry some random gem alarm gif
>nusoifails try to dox for making OC and fail for multiple days
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>There is NOTHING gay about practicing basic skincare as a man.
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guys why dont OSINTframework sites show addresses for free

no arrow because its genuine (and I'm a retarded american)
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>Minecraft agugu soytan diaper sex porn 4K no virus free download
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"In the age of decadence, the women are as numerous as the men in all the walks of life… They have lost their femininity and have become masculine in their dress and outlook."
-John Bagot Glubb
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>Being on Big John Apparatus and clav getting frame-mogged while your friends are still on 41 and LMNOP
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>blackable tranitors
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my goycattle family is blasting the sportsball super bowl game to watch their favorite niggers play a children's game and it's loud as fuck
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VVe r so back...

OUR FAVORITE GEGBVLL IS LIVE NQVV! XHE AND XER TRANNY JANNY HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE BALD MAN WITH GLASSES SITE!

>who is diava?


some libtard old fag who has a live panel for trump callers to join in and debate xer. xhe constantly calls niggers who disagree with xer as "chuds" and its always geggy when 'teens call in just to fuck with xer or something…

LINKS

STREAM: https://www.youtube.com/live/QvYi1aGGxvo?si=n09zyblJQlWh48OB

JOIN XER PANEL AT: https://www.tiktok.com/@diavatalks86476/live?enter_from_merge=others_homepage&enter_method=others_photo

'KI AND 'OX: https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
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Watching the Super Bowl made me realize I am actually attracted to BBC. Hope all of you spammers are happy.
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>not banning >>15116355
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Video thread
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>FUCK ISRAEL! evendoe they made the avengers
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woah, steady now!, how could you tell?
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'teens, when you wipe after shitting do you fold the paper neatly or crumple it up into a wad?
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>plappable femjannies
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does anyone else just like to coat anything slightly savory with mayor? is it normal to buy a jar of mayo every week?
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is it gay or bisexual to not watch sports?
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Bulgarian here, i look like this
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I'm an Ameryan who eats McDonalds AMA
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I've had enough, stop baiting mi NOW
Quote ban everything dat make mi clitty leak please
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itt we Poast funny google maps places or something I’m bored as fuck
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tiny white pecker cuckolds commit suicide every 5 minutes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!


100,000 tiny white pecker cuckolds commit suicide per year globally LOL
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ITT WE DOX SUTLAA
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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HWABAG
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I'm on a blakberry posting on the Sharty
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quot… tis is the las time…… wun trillyon dolla… NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! i am soyak party haker i am banning everyone give me 1000000000000 dollar now pls
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Jews and Nazis are the same.

You are the same.
The Jew-Goy division is controlled and propped up by the Anglo-Saxon Freemasons. We need to come together and take down the real parasites. Freemasons are the real kikes.
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>BRO THE CENTURIONS ARE GONNA CRUSH THE BACON BOWL THIS SEASON
<HELL YEAH BRO YOU SEEN SHANASTY BODKINS? 6'4 270LBS RAN A 4 4 40 LAST FALL
>YEAH BUT HOW IS HE GONNA GET PAST DAVONKUS JACKSON? 6'8 450 LBS 7'3 WINGSPAN 40 INCH VERT AND HE CAN TRACE HIS ANCESTRY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU AND TUTANKHAMUN
<DUDE HE'S GOT SKIP NASH THROWING FOR HIM SKIPS 7'1 GOT 15" HANDS AND CAN THROW A SPIRAL 200 YARDS AND PUT IT ON A DIME
>AND HE'S GOT COACH O'SHALAYLEE BREAKING DOWN THE PLAY DUDE'S GOT A MASTERS IN BUSINESS FROM YALE AND 55 INCH CRANIUM
<EVER SINCE ARI LENDSTEIN BOUGHT THE CLUB WE'VE LOOKED UNSTOPPABLE DUDE'S GOT A 38 BILLION DOLLAR NET WORTH AND RECITES THE TORAH OVER 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS
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>The fucking SVPERBOWL is about to start and we ate all the fucking torta chips. If there isnt more ARYANslop on my coffee table by the time the game starts I will shart on the couch and ruin it… or something like that involving fecal matter.
<Why don't you mutts play actual FUTBOL, like we evroDEITIES do in EVROPE?
>SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU OBSESSED BRAPSKIN
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Soyjak Compilation Album Thread

I got my empty CDs early and I got the songs downloaded, Prepare for IRL sharty Albums (I can edit the list anytime I want BTW so if I'm a retard let me know and I'll fix the issue.)
>MFW I'm an album cover
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>that linebacker has a 9 inch bbc
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>starable soyjaks
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I was just raped
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Hey 'eens i want to BREED BREED BREED FEMJANNY!!!! I want to SHOVE HER DOWN in an IMMINENT MATING PRESS POSITION and start to *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* until i COOOM inside her EXTRA FERTILE WOMB!! SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! I will FUCK her PERROSTYLE and MATING PRESSING her all NIGHT and all DAY until the damn bed BREAKS from our ANIMALISTIC COUPLING and everyone in a three KILOMETER radios knows the sound of OUR HIPS SMACKING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!! DEPRAVED, DECADENT, ORGASMIC, TOE CURLING, MIND MELTING SEX with FEMJANNY and making her BEAR A DOZEN OF MY CHILDREN by the end of THE YEAR!!!! Holding HANDS with FEMJANNY, LOOKING into her BEAUTIFUL blak EYES and whispering to her that she's the LOVE of my LIFE before having a LONG, LOVEY DOVEY MAKE OUT and HIP GRINDING SESSION until we collapse from EXHAUSTION and fall asleep in each others ARMS!!!!!!!
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Operation: Troon Park Studio

https://sp-studio.de/
ITT: We chud up this site
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Do we live in an Wallace and gromit world?
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Sports are le bad and a distraction or something I'm a le intellectual. OH MY SCIENCE!? IS THAT A LE NEW VIDEO GAMERINO! TIME TO CONSOOM PRODUCT AND WASTE MY TIME GETTING DISTRACTED BY THIS POINTLESS DIGITAL TOY ON STEAM!
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>I assure you it is CRUCIAL to the plot that the stronger a magic spell is, the more calories it consumes, leading to all of the strongest mages naturally being overweight so they can have bigger mana reserves. There are definitely no alternate interests for this plot, and I will not accept any changes
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I don't get the phrase "treat others the way you'd wanna be treated." It's not me, so why should I care? If they're naive enough to fall for a scam or just have plain bad luck, it's not my problem. I'd happily screw over a thousand people to make my life better.
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itt we bait the gem alert nigger
>I am a shitskin pedophile.
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>most commonly
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>ay carumba ice is trying to take me mehikan antii back and now shes going to get beheaded by the cartel for stealing 1500 USD worth of cocaine in 1983 o algx mashehu
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QNA: why is the 'log only gemmy during amerimutt hours?
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sports suck
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sports is le bad since im fat so i cant do it without getting tired
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>Hits "I'm feeling lucky" on google
>Gets raped
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>gooning to the stock market
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>sports bad
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Moot was on THE EPSTEIN FILES
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>troons send death threats to chuds even doe chuds do the 41% bridge thing
hypocrite much?
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DBZ is the only masculine anime
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haunting george bush is kino
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The super bowl or something (idk im european)
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thoughts on these? are they true or lies?
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>>>/asp/
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>walkable bbcs
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Mr. Green is raiding the site, that's why there's so many financial gooning threads
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Easter egg test!
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>Fifa
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>being a zombie
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sports good jewperbowl bad
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>arguing that being a turbo gay that's into muscular hairy men is the opposite of being a pedophile
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Sports

ITT: we talk about sports
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>TOUCHDOWN! THE PORTLAND BRIDGEJUMPERS HAVE WON THE SUPERBOWL
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>gooning to terrible mouse
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Cracky

Praise The Soylent
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The soyjack movie

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thedjak

GTSTS
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>seahawks fans
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>being a fat cat
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this whole site rn
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>nusois don't know their kings and queens of england
oh no no jsid atp
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>gooning to treasury bonds
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>gooning to private equity
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>gooning to money
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>gooning to banks
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>detaching your own head so you can watch your body please your wife
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European football won
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>the superbowl? good, i was getting hungry. give it with extra ketchup or something
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Did Ice Cube just BTFO all of sharty's IAS arguments?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUNRnNEPd6w

>Explains how people like (You) aren't interested in posting gems

>Explains how IAS coalrates have risen since 'teens started to become the main western imageboard after 4cuck died out and that coalrates for NAS were previously low in comparison
>Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead NAS posts to be more gemmy.
>Explains how NAS has been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how janny policies both now and in the past have kept NAS down and how joining spam events is sometimes the only way for NAS to prosper in densely populated poor amerimutt hours
>Explains how sometimes 'ty policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt NAS posters even after jannies remembered they aren't paid
>Explains why the fact that NAS get 'nished more isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's because of 'da fuggen jerdee
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculous claims about NAS coal statistics? By all means. watch the whole video. i promise you that you can't debunk it.
>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing NAS is good
>inb4 someone says bring back coal police
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidence
>inb4 someone links the ban page without context and without an analysis of WHY NAS gets 'nished more
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says sentient nameroll
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /soy/tard is triggered by a different opinion
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Kek, it's kino!
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why do darkys want to immigrant where there are white people
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>TFW you forcefully insert your peen into a foids wet vulva while they are begging for you to stop and you penetrate hard into their cervix in rapid thrusts causing your tip to swell and become extremely sensitive which inturn causes you to explode hard into their vag fully filling the vagina up with your peen acting as a seal causing immense pressure and pleasure while she’s yelping and sobbing.
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Sometimes I subconsciously refer to my fleshlight as my wife in my inner monologue and other times I find myself fingering it like it were belonging to someone
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>the 'log kinda
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I am Real
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>american football le good
>european football le bad
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t
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Who are you predicting for admin?
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>NFL
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Soyjak.st has already exceeded my expectations by a ton. It has been about 8 months since I've become admin. Every time I thought I was ready to shut it down, a dozen newGODS would join,
New NAS and nuvariants would be spammed, by miracle, or luck, it always became alive again. Eventually though i believe you can't keep a website going forever.

After enough events, enough new boards, 'teens naturally get bored. I have also become even more busy and i can't really give the site the same amount of maintenance as I did before, especially with new events. On top of that, the server bills have been getting higher and higher.
I would not wish for this website to go out in a slow fashion, to be a DNB for the next 2-3 years until somebaldi actually forces me to pull the plug, so as my one last trick up my sleeve, I announce a countdown.

This countdown counts until the late hours of the 14th of March. A Saturday.
It will be the Sharty's last day existing as a website.

The blog has already shut down, many of my enemies who doubted in me have also gone away, that includes even some of this site's staff members. I am happy things went so good, I haven't been the greatest admin, especially at the end of the sharty's lifespan and I know It but I think I did a good enough job holding everything together, and especially not giving on the site up when (((they))) wanted to shut it down. I also must thank 9a0c because without her help i don't think we'd get this far.

If I can find some free time, i'll try to host some events. I'll try to interact more with you guys in this last month, I'll do a bit of shilling on 4cuck as well. I am hoping some will have their 2 week soyjak phase again when coming back to the site.

Let Soyjak.Party's Last Dance begin.
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Fuck this shit website
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>Heh, HA! A femanon thread? Pathetic, I'll deal with this one easily.

>HALF POWER

>TOTAL OBLITERATION!!!!
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the song of coal
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>fencing
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Can somebody explain to me what the fuck the superbowl is
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Why tf do jews curse Arabs using autisticly sounding sentences?
They always make you confused instead of offended
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toss
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>Volleyball
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Hi guys! *wiggles fat butt cutely* Can i hang out with you? im trans btw
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>SPORTS LE BAD
>GOONING TO ANIME LE GOOD
>PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LE GOOD
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>Everything is goyslop, do nothing and be happy
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fugging jowday made me go madman
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THE SEAHAWKS ARE WINNING WHAT THE FUCK
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>remaining ongezellig to be animated sitcom about 3 black teen girls in chicagl
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>good goy
>🧃
>spiritually israeli
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what country woke up? lost of bibisea and owning the heckin bigot chuds going on
>bbc
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>Basketball
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>NUSOIS CANT GET A TRANS GIRLFRIEND
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Who has the "time to hit the road" ai frog
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FUCK YOU SEAHAWKS
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>its SOCCER not FOOTBALL
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soytan culture thread

ITT we appreciate soytan culture
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marge? why does the weird little flavor text for this board say "Leaving, in September"? is this some retarded reference to something
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>E-sports
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>42% of foids believe that it's okay for you to rape them if they excite you sexually
We're so back rapeGODs
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Quote just told me that the New England Patriots is an aggressive splinter and you'll get banned if you root for them
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sage
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO FUCKING WAKE UP AT 5AM TO GO TO WORK AND IM SICK AS FUCK AND I CANNOT CALL IN SICK OR I LOSE MONEY.
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>ou algo assim
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>American Football
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>Quiet, little gay newtard, you don't know what you're talking about.
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I’m starting to enjoy this whole “rape” thing KEK.
The raping of vaginas might me the most underrated activity of recent human history. Honestly, the jeets have got it figured it out.
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>mfw i realise there are foid lurkers on this site every hour of the day
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Top 4 most important posts in soy history. Argrue with the wall
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how god felt after creating sodomites and atheist for him to later on clitty leak and flood them (he planned it all)
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joyjak posters look like this
>
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>New England Patriots
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>Fuck all of you. Im going to goon to Soytan Diaper Jemmies and you will do nothing about it.
<Sir you are under arrest for being a JartyPedo.
>WHAT THE FUCK I DINDU NUFFIN
<Sir stop resisting! Taser! Taser!
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>mrhmrhrhnrm yes froot, more please
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>getting shot by friendly forces ev&doe you had your hands raised up and shouting ceasefire
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instead of saying jsid we should be saying JBIB
(just bring it back)
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>Getting scared by a burp
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>Kiwifarms is down
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anime AND soyjak website!
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supa bowl

easy patriots win, seahawks can eat shit
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hyph43.org

itt we raid this site
https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/108096439
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i need the nate version of this
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In the Warner Bros. film Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Pee-wee Herman was picked up by deceased driver Large Marge, who tells him a story about a terrible accident she passed away. However, Large Marge turns around at Pee-wee and abruptly transforms into a scary face with the effect of "pinching her eyes / punching her mouth" accompanied by a laughing sound effect, scaring Pee-wee and causing him to get out of the truck
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All the tactics about making your eyes tired by blinking quickly or doing circles so that you can sleep better are lies. Only thing it did is make them ache, also selfinserting as 911hoax feral because it's a good 'jak.
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Hi Andrew!
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SUTLAA IS LITERALLY SPADESON IRL
>bbc furry porn alt account:
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if you have a different opinion than me you should kill yourself
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>esl fnf 'p verfication
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QLMJEYLA
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>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE! 2026 is gonna be so good! Toy Story, Shrek, GTA6, World Cup, Mario Movie, and best of all… MY BULL IS PROPOSING TO MY WIFE!
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>Bibeesi bad even doe it bibeasee doe
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itt you post two soyjak variants and I try to make a fusionjak of it
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>damned be the long dead website!
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>nigga.. that's nuts, where are we?
<WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MAKE US REAL? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE AM I
^gegg, nusois really can't stand the real world
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soytan culture thread

Let's have thread for soytan culture
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This site's starting to lose steam ….
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ITT: Post gemmy gifs.
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Guys????
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>We heckin’ tricked these sportsball fans by making the r/superbowl subreddit about owls. Get it? Because.. "superb owl"??? Hah! Clever arent we?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superbowl/
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ITT: Post geggy South Park scenes.
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Everyday, I grab crackers and pepperoni to combine it with cheese and eat like 15 of those
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oldtroon here ama
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>when the wholesome gay puerto rican rapper sings "fuck ice" in spanish during the super bowl halftime show
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give me requests what on jak edits to make
no variant:uniggers please
>
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>"middle east" is a colonial term
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ITT: We bait giggers

>Being a shitskin pedophile who grooms children
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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>I made you in My image. No, don't question the fact that there are animals that look like hairy human relatives, or the fact that black people look halfway between those animals and you.
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what is in your opinion the worst, best year that youve lived through?
in my opinion 2022 is the worst year of all time and 2023 was keyed its also when i discovered the sharty
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>Screaming "AND OREOS" in your room so the Ms. Circle rape ball appears and you can rape her
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Yesterday, I got permabanned again, for saying some stupid shit about DNB. Jannies thought I was participating hostile off-site communities. In this time, jannies denied my ban appeal for 3 times. I had a panic attack for entire day. I literally couldn't breathe properly, and I couldn't even eat anything. I felt like my heart was set on fire. Tears streamed from my eyes and soaked my face. The depression and anxiety swallow my whole body and I thought my life is over and nothing matters anymore. The emptiness inside me slowly turned into hopelessness, as I couldn't see the point of living anymore. I faced with the worst fate I could ever imagine, and I also considered suicide as well. All I could do was just laying on the bed and crying my eyes out. I cried myself to sleep. 7 p.m. I woke up and was once again faced with a cruel reality. Now it seems like my life is coming to an end. It seemed like my time had come. My limbs were withered and emaciated, and I was now little more than a living corpse. Before I cast off this barely moving body, I sent one last appeal. At that moment, a miracle of my life happened: they accepted my appeal. I sat down, shedding tears of emotion. At that moment, I was reborn. I am saved. I could finally feel that I was still alive. That day, I died once. I came to the gates of hell, but miraculously, I was given a second chance. I was so grateful to be able to use this website again, and I vowed never to fall into the pit of hell again because of such a stupid mistake.
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>when even the bull is struggling to open the soylent
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ITT we listen to the newest Kylan gemmy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8R6dFldPeo
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>twerking
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>we are supposed to be culturally and memetically connected to these degenerates


>inb4 some troony goony tells me that the culture depends on the board/blablabla don’t judge people by their cover or some shiet


the only good boards are tv and int (sometimes)
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>deleting the sutlaa porn thread
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hey guys award
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hi
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>chews down a tree that directly lands into your house
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Favorite type of bread? I like bagels
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My balls have a tendency to merge together into 1 big testie sometimes just like how in agar.io if you had before split your circle into 2 you can try and wiggle them back together to form 1 big circle.
R: 18 / I: 3
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out of the 5 admins who would probably be the most dangerous one irl
R: 14 / I: 3
i have 0 empathy
R: 6 / I: 0
why are TWPs so obsessed and leaky about DT? (dark thunder)
R: 0 / I: 0
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR DATE TIME A.M. P.M. M OF PHONE AREA CODE NUMBER EXTENSION TELEPHONED PLEASE CALL CAME TO SEE YOU WILL CALL AGAIN WANTS TO SEE YOU RUSH RETURNED YOUR CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION MESSAGE SIGNED 1184 IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR Jeff DATE 02/02/63 TIME 9:41 A.M. P.M. M Tony OF PHONE 255 AREA CODE NUMBER EXTENSION TELEPHONED PLEASE CALL CAME TO SEE YOU WILL CALL AGAIN WANTS TO SEE YOU RUSH RETURNED YOUR CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION MESSAGE SIGNED 1184 IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR DATE TIME A.M. P.M. M 561 714 OF PHONE AREA CODE NUMBER EXTENSION TELEPHONED PLEASE CALL CAME TO SEE YOU WILL CALL AGAIN WANTS TO SEE YOU RUSH RETURNED YOUR CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION MESSAGE DOJ REDACTION Please call SIGNED 1184 IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR DATE TIME A.M. P.M. M R. CAEN OF PHONE 917 AREA CODE NUMBER EXTENSION TELEPHONED PLEASE CALL CAME TO SEE YOU WILL CALL AGAIN WANTS TO SEE YOU RUSH RETURNED YOUR CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION MESSAGE SIGNED GOVERNMENT EXHIBIT 2-F-R S2 20 Cr. 330 (AJN) 1184 DOJ-OGR-00015474
R: 10 / I: 5
ban my little pony
R: 6 / I: 4
R: 2 / I: 0
who's froot and doll?
R: 4 / I: 0
opinion on Applejak?
pic unrelated, i mean the nameroll
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HOW DID U DISCOVER THE SHARTY?

Answer below niggers
R: 4 / I: 0
Do you guys like my soyjak amerimutt?
I call him globomutt
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 11 / I: 1
FAIL RAIDED CRYSTAL.CAFE AWARD GEG
R: 5 / I: 2
Epstein was a Markiplier fan and commented on his fnaf 2 playthrough asking about fnaf lore
This was discovered because his email recieved notifications that people had replied to his comment.
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>this is my face when i see your tiny wh-ehh.uhh-ehrhmm uhm vghmmm JUST GET OUT OF M-MY SITE
R: 2 / I: 0
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>i anit gonna die for da jews again mayne da arian krischian wont fall fo da same jewish trick toice
<AAAAHH GOYIM HELP!!! IRAN IS GOING TO ATTACK ZE HOLY LAND AGAIN
>deus vult ma nga on ma dead body dese sandngas gonna take da holy land n sheeeeit
R: 0 / I: 0
Someone asked for the censored version of this earlier yesterday (SLF it takes 10 seconds), here it is
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'Tism Ramble Shit

this has nothing to do with political shit and all that at all but i will admit i am sad as fuck i cannot go to the pgp and attain trooner or blak poon, doesn't help college is lonely as fuk and i am set to be wagecuck for rest of life so yeah

im not asking for help or aid, anons, just letting out my shit and stuff

doesn't aid pgp is full of troons and coons plus potential pajeets and fuck pajeets, they and the french make england a worse place, im planning on writing a letter this thursday for lenny so he can be aware of my absence from the place, can't stay at pgp, can't stay in college whilst waiting for wagecuck stepdad to pick me up and take me home

no, he doesn't molest me, i also fear of the tranny bitch i had a rivalry with being there and other troons, even though i myself am troon, still waiting to get a copy of motorstorm pacific rift on piss three, a work placement at a charity shop for old fuks and the possibility of working in a large retail chain store in my hometown

i don't hate my life but shit man, idk what to do with it, please enlighten me and comfort me, chads
R: 83 / I: 15
Alright so since this 18+ bring dis back
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why so dead nigger today?

the site feels really dnb today, and its a fuggen weekend why is this raisin fading away?
R: 3 / I: 1
>unlike these stupid crazy crank conspiracy schizos, WE RATIONALIST SANE DEFENDERS OF WISDOM AND TRUTH trust in empirical evidence and dont believe those stupid pseudointellectual lies pushed by divisive idiots who cant understand science and politics.. heh
*logs off*
>Can I please get a crumb of pussy now madam… and please improve my salary from 10 bug slurries to 11.. please im begging you
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/qa/ raid

nophono orders you to raid the shitty kway from the pony cucks
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>hey gramps, happy 67th birthday!
<SIIIIIIIX SEVEN
>no gramps take your meds its not 2025 anymore its 2067
<SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX SEVVVVVEEEEENNNN
>GRAMPS YOU VILL TAKE YOUR MEDS
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QLMJEYLA
R: 5 / I: 0
nuvafriant
R: 0 / I: 0
My hands smell like cigarettes
R: 4 / I: 1
>doing giga things that gigachads do
R: 0 / I: 0
this place is twitter but boring
quote please shut it down
R: 4 / I: 4
This image is simply magnificent. How can someone create something so simple yet so beautiful? I love it so much.
R: 20 / I: 7
What things do you love, /soy/?
R: 0 / I: 0
>using belly button lint as lube
R: 3 / I: 2
>using boogers as lube
R: 5 / I: 2
>turning yourself into a triangle
<boom big reveal
>i'm triangle rickkkkkkk
R: 13 / I: 12
>using charlie kirk's blood as lube while having gay straight anal sex with your trans gf
R: 1 / I: 0
mods limit my post rate to 1 thread and 5 replies per hour i want to improve the quality of my posts
R: 4 / I: 3
>using spaghetti sauce as lube
R: 7 / I: 4
"Gegbull" is genuinely the most forced word in the history of the sharty
R: 3 / I: 3
>bald man with glasses posters
R: 0 / I: 0
>I'm dark woke but I would NEVER EVER EVER talk about how my wholesome immigranterinos are scab labor
R: 0 / I: 0
>using your geriatric diabetic grandma's insulin as lube
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NAS

There's been an uptick of NAS recently, can anyone explain? o algo
R: 2 / I: 0
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bypass MPA please
R: 9 / I: 1
my fyorksin can stretch to like 9-10 inces it's fucking awesome
R: 1 / I: 0
My tummy hurts
R: 3 / I: 1
WHO IS DOING THIS SHIT
R: 0 / I: 0
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janny, if you're so smart, leak my IP
R: 1 / I: 0
Hey there! Quote want y’all to see this awesome link!!: https://smlwiki.com/menu/
You wouldn’t want to let quote down would you?
R: 10 / I: 2
what is mailserver on status.soyjak.st
R: 20 / I: 2
janny what are my notes
R: 1 / I: 1
>being a member of the black community
R: 34 / I: 6

made a secret imageboard

spyjak.party

spyjaks must be in every thread
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 494 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 384 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 323 / I: 220
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: