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Do you guys like my soyjak amerimutt?
I call him globomutt
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soytan culture thread

ITT we appreciate soytan culture
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jannies ban me from /soy/ for 12 hours im doing a challenge
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>using charlie kirk's blood as lube while having gay straight anal sex with your trans gf
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>turning yourself into a triangle
<boom big reveal
>i'm triangle rickkkkkkk
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why so dead nigger today?

the site feels really dnb today, and its a fuggen weekend why is this raisin fading away?
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VVe r so back...

OUR FAVORITE GEGBVLL IS LIVE NQVV! XHE AND XER TRANNY JANNY HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE BALD MAN WITH GLASSES SITE!

>who is diava?


some libtard old fag who has a live panel for trump callers to join in and debate xer. xhe constantly calls niggers who disagree with xer as "chuds" and its always geggy when 'teens call in just to fuck with xer or something…

LINKS

STREAM: https://www.youtube.com/live/QvYi1aGGxvo?si=n09zyblJQlWh48OB

JOIN XER PANEL AT: https://www.tiktok.com/@diavatalks86476/live?enter_from_merge=others_homepage&enter_method=others_photo

'KI AND 'OX: https://soyjakwiki.org/Diavatalks
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'Tism Ramble Shit

this has nothing to do with political shit and all that at all but i will admit i am sad as fuck i cannot go to the pgp and attain trooner or blak poon, doesn't help college is lonely as fuk and i am set to be wagecuck for rest of life so yeah

im not asking for help or aid, anons, just letting out my shit and stuff

doesn't aid pgp is full of troons and coons plus potential pajeets and fuck pajeets, they and the french make england a worse place, im planning on writing a letter this thursday for lenny so he can be aware of my absence from the place, can't stay at pgp, can't stay in college whilst waiting for wagecuck stepdad to pick me up and take me home

no, he doesn't molest me, i also fear of the tranny bitch i had a rivalry with being there and other troons, even though i myself am troon, still waiting to get a copy of motorstorm pacific rift on piss three, a work placement at a charity shop for old fuks and the possibility of working in a large retail chain store in my hometown

i don't hate my life but shit man, idk what to do with it, please enlighten me and comfort me, chads
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This image is simply magnificent. How can someone create something so simple yet so beautiful? I love it so much.
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>bald man with glasses posters
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NAS

There's been an uptick of NAS recently, can anyone explain? o algo
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hey guys award
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give me requests what on jak edits to make
no variant:uniggers please
>
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bypass MPA please
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my fyorksin can stretch to like 9-10 inces it's fucking awesome
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Soyjak.st has already exceeded my expectations by a ton. It has been about 8 months since I've become admin. Every time I thought I was ready to shut it down, a dozen newGODS would join,
New NAS and nuvariants would be spammed, by miracle, or luck, it always became alive again. Eventually though i believe you can't keep a website going forever.

After enough events, enough new boards, 'teens naturally get bored. I have also become even more busy and i can't really give the site the same amount of maintenance as I did before, especially with new events. On top of that, the server bills have been getting higher and higher.
I would not wish for this website to go out in a slow fashion, to be a DNB for the next 2-3 years until somebaldi actually forces me to pull the plug, so as my one last trick up my sleeve, I announce a countdown.

This countdown counts until the late hours of the 14th of March. A Saturday.
It will be the Sharty's last day existing as a website.

The blog has already shut down, many of my enemies who doubted in me have also gone away, that includes even some of this site's staff members. I am happy things went so good, I haven't been the greatest admin, especially at the end of the sharty's lifespan and I know It but I think I did a good enough job holding everything together, and especially not giving on the site up when (((they))) wanted to shut it down. I also must thank 9a0c because without her help i don't think we'd get this far.

If I can find some free time, i'll try to host some events. I'll try to interact more with you guys in this last month, I'll do a bit of shilling on 4cuck as well. I am hoping some will have their 2 week soyjak phase again when coming back to the site.

Let Soyjak.Party's Last Dance begin.
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My tummy hurts
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WHO IS DOING THIS SHIT
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>using spaghetti sauce as lube
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janny, if you're so smart, leak my IP
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Hey there! Quote want y’all to see this awesome link!!: https://smlwiki.com/menu/
You wouldn’t want to let quote down would you?
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what is mailserver on status.soyjak.st
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janny what are my notes
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QLMJEYLA
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itt you post two soyjak variants and I try to make a fusionjak of it
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>being a member of the black community
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What things do you love, /soy/?
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One Night at Hunky's Development Thread - Prototyping

with ids now
codeGODS GTFIH
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nuvafriant
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made a secret imageboard

spyjak.party

spyjaks must be in every thread
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Wangjak thread

Wangjak must be in every post
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Alright so since this 18+ bring dis back
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Is this site getting shut down in September? Marge?
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>my baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fo' sho'
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tiny white pecker cuckolds commit suicide every 5 minutes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!


100,000 tiny white pecker cuckolds commit suicide per year globally LOL
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>When she sees that twp
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i love to go to my balcony and piss… that way unassuming passerbys will feel my urinated wrath
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spam test
whophono replies is a self identifying nigger
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>HES A BIG CHUNGUS
>HES A BIG CHUNKY BOY
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Hey guys! Ice cube wants y’all to look at this awesome link!: https://smlwiki.com/menu/
You guys like Ice cube right? Do what he says!
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WHO THE FUCK IS XULTAA????
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35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W

35°53'10.6"N 92°43'34.0"W
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I'm conflicted, /soy/. A few months ago I found a tranny to play with on TF2 and ever since she invited me to her discord server, I have been having tons of fun and on top of that, her and all of her friends are really nice to me and for the first time in a while, I feel like I belong. This sounds like nusoinigger bait but it really isn't. For the reason as to why I am conflicted, I have been pretty much fed all sorts of stuff ranging from 4cuck, xitter and then the sharty about how trans people are bad, and I believe it, but then these people have been nothing but nice and kind to me.. I don't know what to do.
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i wanted to quote a gigger with this but there are no giggers here right now
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ITT WE DOX SUTLAA
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Nulibcacas… What is this? Are retarded shitskin animals?
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you

you look like this
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which soda is better


I like pepsi more, it's better than woke-a-cola or something
>obsessed gringo, pepsi ripped off muy Bien cokie cola o algo
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being against gays and furries and porn and anime is downstream nigger bullshit that has been denounced by lord anthony
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The Xitter account "Sutlaa," known for putting xer furry oc over the gem alarm gif, is down.
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Video thread
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Can someone post the giga driving a car gif?
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Does anyone have the gif of giga stoping on a meme arrow
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Why does my brain want me to inseminate trans women when they can’t even get pregnant
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THE KID WHO SANG "MINE DIAMONDS" TROONED OUT
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Is tuxler still working for you nusois in 4cuck? All ips I try are rangebanned
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gemmy variant

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
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weird penis is a winned.
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Jannies give back my MPA bypass
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i have 0 empathy
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>NOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN' RAMERINOSSSSSSSS NO STOP MAKING THESE AI GEMMIES
<Twerk for quote fuggen jerdee
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>me saying i love you to my valid trans wife before xe killed xerself
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==Nusois don't have new pals!
Problem, nusoi?==
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holy fucking shit look at the ban log
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ias comic
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merriam-webster.com immigrant here ama
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Femboys are worse than Trannies

>why?
Femboy culture is revolved around porn and their thighs fetish. Tranny culture is (to the most part) troonslop nobaldi cares about.
Trannies (to the most part) claim that the reason why they changed their gender is because of their gender dysphoria. 90% of Femboys became femboys because of porn addiction.
Femboys also groom more kids. They mainly pass their fetish as "memes" on YouTube and the 'tok. There are MANY femboy servers on the 'cord that house minors and porn (and 'P) in the same server. Sure there's trannies who also do that but not as much as Femboys.
Your response, femboycucks?
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'ACKBOX RAID

DISGUSTING TRANNY PLAYS 'ACKBOX, YOU VVILL GEM UP XIS GAME!!

Generic 'ackbox games raid thread

https://www.twitch.tv/andylectric
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music thread
these were from an rpg a 'teen was working on
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oh my goodness
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When I pee, I don't lift the seat up. I step over the toilet and let it out. If you lift your fucking seat up, you're a stupid sissy liberal stuck in 1981. If you sit down when peeing. You are a soyboy. Step over the toilet. Have your legs around it. Let it out. I drizzle my piss into the water like a fucking bomb. If you're a man, you do this. I do this, because I'm a fucking masculine beast. If you don't do this, it might be too late.
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theynjeed ot post whay p=psojmo99osmo9ie
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread- Prototyping

>slid again award
dev irc is open btw
should be able to prototype now
codeGODS GTFIH
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post coal/dust and ill turn it into a gem
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TRANNY HATE THREAD

ITT we leak about trannies
>why?
because they fucking suck geg
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itt we post ai tosses
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>mfw i realise there are foid lurkers on this site every hour of the day
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so why are trannies bad again? sure there is always going to be bad people but its not like being a tranny is this inherently bad thing
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why is this shit being spammed?
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>literal FOTM-forcing-fags are reuploading gifs and stickers to tourists and getting 6 figure views on them
jsid
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>ITT JANNIES GET BLACKED
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OH SUTLAA SLUTTA…
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CAT I CUCKS LOST
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Why is every retarded cuckold dyel obsessed with doing a shit ton of cardio every single day?

diamond gym has a bunch of roided-to-the-gills trainers forcing retarded dyel cucks, who paid to be there, to do a bunch of worthless cardio for NOTHING. david retarded niggercuckold goggins has been a detriment to the overall masculine/fitness industry.
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>why yes i get triggered by the furry gem alarm cat and have to then masturbate to furry porn how can you tell?
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>this site is such a dnb!
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ITT WE DRAW PORN OF SUTLAA
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>ITT WE 'JAK WW1-WW2 POSTERS/PHOTOS
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whats YOUR favorite youtuber?

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itt we do funny shit with elevenlabs
https://elevenlabs.io
(select dubbing after you sign up)
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>why do you dislike loli porn and berate me for liking it? WE DON’T DO THAT IN 4CHAN
>why do you let people post without having to wait 2m to then do a captcha?
WE DON’T DO THAT IN 4CHAN
>why do you make OC?
WE DON’T DO THAT IN 4CHAN
>why aren’t 40% of posts centered around (child) porn?
WE DON’T DO THAT IN 4CHAN
>why do you not use a shitty unusable deprecated engine to run your imageboard?
WE DON’T DO THAT IN 4CHAN
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>artists depiction
<reality
why dont they look like the drawings irl
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did you know

The human circulatory system is over 60,000 miles long?
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itt aryan music
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guys what are some signs of your brother potentially trooning out in the future
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Seattle Seahawks are going to win btw
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>ayye quote let us post porn to own da jardee
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being a tranny is inherently a bad thing because you become addicted to this quest of becoming a woman, and as much as you try, you know, THEY know, they will never be a woman. so you do everything to look like one at least, but even then you are still a man, you do not think like a woman would, and at the end, after years of hoping you could one day become a woman, you inevitably end your life. this is why being a troon is inherently bad, you must accept yourself as you came to this world and thats it fucking nigger.
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Im fucking horribly sick.
I have a fucking horrible fever. Throat feels like sandpaper. I feel weak. And my nose keeps on leaking like a tranny after being told YWNBAW.
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my brother plays baldur's gate 1 all the time while I try to sleep and now the voice lines of the character are stuck in my head
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>not compressing your images at all
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>Is this item good with Brimstone?
<This is Mom's Knife. It makes the knife shoot additional temporary knives when thrown.
>Is this item good with Brimstone?
<This is Proptosis. It makes the beam stoner at close range and weaker at long range.
>Is this item good with Brimstone?
>This is Tiny Planet. It makes the beam loop around the player before travelling forward.
>Is this item good with Brimstone?
>This is C-Section. It causes additional fetus projectiles to be fired with the beam.
>Is this item good with Brimstone?
>That is Sprit Sword…*pause*…It does nothing but make Brimstone useless……*another pause*……*Isaac explodes into gibs 13 times*
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>terrible mouse vs fpe
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itt we dox >>15113009(OP)
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yo quiero una caca de borea o algo
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Inthisthread we give this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_certificate
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WE NEED TO KILL MORALFAGS BECAUSE THEY SHIT UP THE INTERNET
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is ts gif sharty culture?
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I see sharty culture more on the mainstream ‘net than I do here now.
It’s so fucking over.
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RTL (Rate the Log) 8/2/2026


What do you think was the quality of the log today?
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this reminds me
the "super mario in real life" kid trooned out too
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Is this shartee kultur
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fact

garjak is the best variant and none of the others even compare
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jak it
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IAS YOU NIGGERS KYS
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your spotted. and also your ability to hide is nothing. if you were confronted than you were being watched days before the incident. every single thing is noticeable your head can be shot from every single direction from every place it can
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Can we leave now?
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Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?
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>killing polar bears with AI to make sure no 18 year old gets accidentally EPI'd
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HOLY HSIT GUYS I JUST FOUND 100$
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why was this thread deleted?
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>SUTLAA IS A GEM MAYNE
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https://totally-fungal.itch.io/omori
>Omori online roleplay
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mannerisms can be categorized they do not ever change your recognized immediately
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this is garjak

gemmy variant
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>travelling back in time to rape people before they turn 18
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>troon troon troon sahur
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garjak

the variant everyone is using:
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:3 haiiiiiii
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Would you eat a squirrel if you could?
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Anyone here eat raw primal?
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pancakes are tasty mane
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>Rapable oldcucks
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new acronyms
NLLT nobody looks like this
ELLT everybody looks like this
SLLT somebody looks like this
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Who's the bigger losers?
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>hello, i am 19yo greasy pooner shitskin
>my favorite hobbies include playing forsaken on roblox , arguing twitter and grooming kids on discord
>i like to self insert as soyjaks because it reminds me of all the cuntboy porn i constantly consume
>i constantly leak at rueben sim for being a heccin tranphobe (and not because he got me banned)
>i also like to larp as an activist dispite never leaving my house but make up excuses of how im disabled
>i also cut myself daily because i hate myself for missing the opportunity not becoming an attractive whore
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troon troon troon sahur
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would you ride the zombie horse?
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Test
>Mandatory arrow
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grryn poop
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>Who is "Anonymous"?
<4chan FAQ space
> "Anonymous" is the name assigned to a poster who does not enter text in to the [Name] field. Anonymous is not a single person, but rather, represents the collective whole of 4chan. He is a god amongst men. Anonymous invented the moon, assassinated former President David Palmer, and is also harder than the hardest metal known the man: diamond. His power level is rumored to be over nine thousand. He currently resides with his auntie and uncle in a town called Bel-Air (however, he is West Philadelphia born and raised). He does not forgive.
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>Uh oh, chud, looks like your bigoted right-wing beliefs were just a psyop by Jeffrey Epstein! You have to support trans kids now!
<I want to get children on hormones at age 3.
>Um… uhh.. well he's just FETISHIZING trannies, so TRANSPHOBIA is the real problem!
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babies won
children won
teens lost
adults lost
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99qh9xp9 2ejnasui xn
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Foids should have rights, because it makes chudcels seethe when women have sex with superior blak BVLL BBCs out of natural selection instead of chudcel TWP., how could you tell?
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Do any women use this site? Genuine question
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>Remembering the 8 millionth GET
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9A0C TROONED OUT
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>Remembering FallenChungus
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post scary HTSMs
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whitebois be like:
>*rapidly rubs his tiny white clitty* uh! uh! uh! oh yeah! now poop inside my mouth! oh yeah, let it rip, force a ginormous smelly log down my TWP cuckold throa-ACK! *gargles the girlpoop like a cuck then swallows*

total white death can't happen fast enough
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Thoughts on Twitter soyjaks?
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Being transphobic is brown coded. We're on the same side chuds.
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Niggers are so obsessed with what shoes you wear it's crazy. Kill them. I'm not even an amerimutt but I already imagine how it feels to be a little white Aryan boy just living peacefully until a blak nigger shaboon monkey from the hood comes up to you and starts making fun of you because you wear anything but not air jordans.
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>being cruel to the folx with ogd
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>Screaming "AND OREOS" in your room so the Ms. Circle rape ball appears and you can rape her
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new 'toss
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>Goodbye everyone in this subreddit. Tonight I will be taking 1000mg of benadryl and dying. Thanks everyone for being nice to me when I posted here. I don't really see any other way out of my life situation besides this. Goodbye everyone.
<1. It is unlikely to kill you.
<2. The active ingredient is a deleriant - you will be in for an extremely unpleasant delerium. I think there are plenty of sources if you want to read up about it.
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Guys look at this: https://smlwiki.com/menu/
You guys like Super Mario Logan right?
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i miss neutralplier spam
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>POOOOP!
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>we are supposed to be culturally and memetically connected to these degenerates


>inb4 some troony goony tells me that the culture depends on the board/blablabla don’t judge people by their cover or some shiet


the only good boards are tv and int (sometimes)
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what's the worst youtuber you've ever seen?

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fuggen jerdee
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
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jdiixbaif bsusbc iriiroaoit
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Hitler: The Rise of Evil is a good film, because the evil guys win in the end due to the good guys being retarded (they are always like this). Even doe I dislike the the incestuous and pedophilic tendencies of the main character.
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1000 reppeys and quote brings back the orbs (global consciousness project)
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/gcpdot/ fuggen jerdee
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soytan culture thread

desktop only because it filters poor people (soytan haters)
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>dance if you love quote
>me:
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Why yes I was a reader of Edgar Allen Peo and HP Lovecraft in middle school. I fear the effects of schizophrenia and mental illness may be taking an effect on my mind. The great octopus tentacles are too great for my mind to comprehend I am descending into madness…
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Foids shouldnt have rights, they are just rapemeat for us men., how could you tell?
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>smearing shit over death and niggers
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>POOOOP
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ITT we gem up this xitter post's reppeys
<
https://x.com/i/status/2020510024674521511
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>Look at this funny clip of Jerma, he is such a cute trans ally and goober laughing at le…vehicular manslaughter!
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guys /qa/ is back
https://4chan.org/qa/
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>404 - Not found
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there is nothing wrong with having a weird penis o algo
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what is this diddyblud doing in the reichstag office is blud hitler?
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I barely used rty in autumn/winter of 2025, what have I missed?
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Soytan nameroll decides what I goon to
>
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I never thought leopards would eat MY face
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why do you want 2 be poor? don't wanna listen 2 my wisdom and get rich?!
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SHARTYSISTERS WHAT IS THIS
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>Q&A on being a queen of spades
Oh my sweetest fauci…
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Who tf is Domer
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test
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anyone else like being at parties / conventions but not with the people and instead overlooking them and hearing the muffled bass?
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if ur worried abt ur life help is on the way. that help is me i can solve ur issues but first you'll have to follow my advice, first: don't get offended. a wakeup call from your degenerate ways is often necessary. freak… first of all, everybody has to like you, and you must make friends easily, which is why your here on the sharty. don't forget to make connections and get a mentor he'll tell you how to get lots of money. ok? and you're going to get lots of business connections by talking to people. if you struggle with that try getting on dating apps and talking to women that helps you talk to people better.
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i don't want to work anymore
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gemmy variant

garjak
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When are all /qa/ posters getting banned for rule 3?
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>
<no worries, he will have his ears and his hearing back soon
>uhh what's that noise?
>ahh it's kinda painful
<surgery was a success
<hearing might be uncomfortable but it will go back to normal in a few days
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who is that nophono guy exactly?
>
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FVCT NVKE INCOMING

most modern gyms are just a contract scam disguised as legitimate businesses

they make money by locking clients in contracts they can't easily cancel or straight up can't legally cancel it before a due date.
the weights and machines are just the forefront to what is essentially a barely legal form of fraud.
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>leading white boys into the bnwo
You know I was laughing at first but if she’s grooming people into this she should be put down like a stray dog
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>>15111535
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oh shit nusoi fuck is you doing
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whitebois eat girlpoop. . .
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>internal monologue subconsciously referred to the fleshlight as "my wife"
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>would you kill to protect your–
<yes
>I guess you could do anything for your kids
<…
>but how would you deal with the guilt doe?
<… I just like killing people
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Apparently /qa/ is behind the soytan spam
When are we shutting that discord server down?
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this literally who followed me on insta it's either a fed or a whore in any case doxx her because i feel like it
R: 0 / I: 0
>shieet mane dis burger tasty
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HOW DID U DISCOVER THE SHARTY?

Answer below niggers
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R: 0 / I: 0
>asking the us to bomb your country than killing yourself on stream
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lol
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R: 9 / I: 3
Good morning, obsessed eurosharts! I'm going to bed now. Bye!
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is having a tranny practice gf le good?
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Place your money on the Seahawks

You are welcome
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does anyone have a giga with this hat
>
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>geeeeg this shitskin is still seething
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R: 1 / I: 0

garjak

this is garjak
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CUWOTE FILTER NUSOI TO NUGAWD OR YUZE A PEEDOUGH MAYNE
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nu 'toss
R: 3 / I: 1
new 'toss
R: 2 / I: 1
YLYL
R: 7 / I: 2
Be kind and respectful
R: 8 / I: 7
>DUDE JUST RUN FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY AND IRREVERSIBLY SPIKE YOUR CORTISOL AND LOWER YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND BECOME A SKINNYFAT BALDING LOSER FUCKING SUBHUMAN LIKE ME! RUNNING/JOGGING IS SO LE GOOD FOR YOU!!!
R: 5 / I: 0
How do you think 4cucks are taking the fact that they're the Epstein website now fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
<autism denial disorder
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>posting furry fetish porn then replying to the same thread with a frog
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>turning into a lion after you see a blk sisa
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>Groupthink indicators le bad ev&oe the average person is niggercattle who only cares about his animalistic urges and needs an elite to guide his decision making
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i may sound a 'tarted nusoi which i am, but i find htsm funny as fuck even when im quoted as one. Its to a point where i now self insert as htsm from time to time, and i dont get why other nusois leak about htsm. Hunks won
R: 2 / I: 1
>don't bully me ill cum X3
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I love nusois so much it's unreal
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Sexts in 50 postsssss
Not quite a notable GET, but during these DNB times we need a good number
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sucks not being cared about. but you know that's how most living thing are. sometimes i drive to the city at night and look at all the skyscrapers and the cars weaving between the streets. you know the time were allowed to spend here amounts to a second if you can remember it. the short time were allowed here is a privilege. its beautiful and so is life. im glad i was allowed to see it all
R: 10 / I: 2
Are you going to watch the superbowl
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NUSOI
did you fall for your daily rationed bait today?
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>nothing happened on the 6th of february goy take your meds
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never forget how ugly you are
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>the epstein files
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>both trade towers went down because of planes ,even doe we have the best radar systems etc after the cold war, so now because of a Saudi man we have to invade Iraq or something

Why are amerimutts this retarded?
Maybe the jews are right they're indeed cattle
R: 3 / I: 0
niggers are just larping white people in poop suits
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ban giggers
they are not sharty culture
THEY HAVE A SPLINTER OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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SNCA fact

Did you know the man who was traced as A24 is not a stereotypical Reddit athiest, but a deeply religious Christian? As a kid he grew up in a devout religious family, and his mom connected many of the superhero films he watched with Christianity. Here’s him from a livestream just 6 days ago.
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soytan thread

itt we discuss and promote soytan culture because soytan is soot culture
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>you can't vote for them. they are literally hitler
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amerimutts could never understand
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I'm excited for the new Deltarune chapter
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I'm a blak bull but I hate cuckolds, I always mock and spit on them.
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 494 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: