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Looksmaxxing

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Looksmaxxing chudjak on a mewing streak

Looksmaxxing is an incel term for the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness, similar to HRT for trannies.[evendoe HRT doesn't work] Many 'jaks are known to have tried this, especially Chudjak. The term originates from various incel forums around the mid-late 2010s, the most popular being https://looksmaxxing.com and it was popularized during the early-mid 2020s on TikTok. It encourages body dysmorphia, a sadly truthful blackpilled transactional outlook on the world, and being constantly miserable and insecure. People who can recognize their own flaws without 10,000 layers of cope are unfortunately especially vulnerable to this.

Looksmaxxers encourage undergoing the most unhinged, insane, pseudoscientific and retarded procedures to decrease increase the quality of your life, such as distancing themselves from women, injecting steroids, BOTOX, oil and various other raisin that shouldn't be in their body, undergoing facial and height adjustment surgeries, applying makeup (only to be pretty for fellow boys), mewing, breaking your cheekbones with a hammer, and doing meth. <-- evendoe most of these are memes and most don't actually do a lot of this

Since looksmaxxers are a splinter of incels, they also have the retarded outlook that interpersonal relationships are some kind of game instead of a genuine connection, making everyone uncomfortable around them. They think all of their problems could be solved if they just undergo some insane surgeries, do meth and steroids, completely missing out that the main underlying issue was always their autism and social awkwardness.

^^^ this entire section is cope no one but God and your parents will ever truly love you unless you have at least 7.5 PSL

Notable looksmaxxing influencers[edit | edit source]

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Goatis (kind of)[edit | edit source]

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Goatis is a Latvian nutritional YouTuber. His content consists of promoting the primal diet parroting Aajonus Vonderplanitz and reacting to other nutritional content.

His most famous belief is that raw meat is safe to consume and that it's what people should be eating every day. He is an avid hater of grainsludge and other goyslop even though it is said that he loves Burger King.

He is wanted by Interpol for allegedly attacking his ex-girlfriend with acid.


Clavicular[edit | edit source]

Clavicular is #ActuallyAutistic btw, if that matters.
This nigga has Assburgers

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I have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that matters
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Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that

Clavicular is the most famous example of a looksmaxxer. He is responsible for popularizing the trend and introducing millions of normies to it. Because of this, many looksmaxxers leak their clitty over him for "raising the competition", as if they were going to fuck anyone in the first place.

His obsessed fans use the excuse of him being autistic every time he does something incredibly retarded, such as the time when he ran someone over with his car and said that he hoped he was dead.

He also once met Spic Fuentes.

He has also started to wither a bit primarily due to his usage of drugs. On January 6th, 2026, he was BRVTALLY FRAMEMQGGED by an ASU frat leader, absolutely BTFO'ing him.

Ehren[edit | edit source]

A picture of Ehren in his prime

Ehren, aka CraigTheCow, overfuelforcurries or Nordsmog is a looksmaxxer known in the "looksmaxxing Community" for having the second best ascension of all Looksmaxxers

He is currently not active on any "Lookism" sites and is only seen active on the 'tok[1]

Fun fact, if you go to ████████.org and search for his account, "Nordsmog", you'll see that he has an A24 gif as his profile picture.

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Other looksmaxxers[edit | edit source]

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