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Adolf Hitler
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Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945[a]), also called Austrian Painter or Moustache Man, was a politician, painter in his early life, soldier for Germany in WW1, and author. He is best known for being the Chancellor/Führer/Supreme leader of Germany from 1933 to 1945 (his ack! moment) after which he escaped to Argentina.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Adolfus Chaddicus Maximus was born in Austria, but proclaims himself to be of German origins due to his town's proximity to the German border. During World War I, he was a soldier in the imperial army of Germany. He joined the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP) and climbed the ranks, becoming Chancellor in 1933.
After the death of Hindenburg and the burning of the Reichstag, he passed the Enabling Act which gave him the title Führer (encompassing both President and Chancellor). A few years later, he annexed Austria peacefully after a rigged referendum [albeit Austrians would still vote for unification even if it was free and fair] and then annexed Sudetenland (the ethnically German part of Czechoslovakia) with permission from Britain and France during the Munich Argreement, promising he’d never try to invade another country again.
He later dismantled Czechoslovakia by invading Czechia and keeping Slovakia as a puppet state, and a few months later, he invaded Poland and made Britain's and France’s clitty leak and go to war with Germany, which lead to France being taken over and the Germans dominating Europe with the creation of the Tripartite Pact and the Axis alliance. Hitler hated the slav(e)s a lot, and considered them subhumans (except Bosni-ACKs), and therefore had decided to invade the Soviet Union in 1941, which early on saw massive success with the Soviets being BTFO'd all the way to 13 kms from Moscow, but the harsh Russian winter came just in time to save the Soviets. Hitler then decided to conquer Stalingrad after failing to take Moscow, and then again failed there. After Stalingrad he kept losing territory as time passed by.
In 1945 however, with the arrival of American troops, The Germans were pushed all the way back to Berlin. It is widely believed that Hitler and most Nazi clittycels ACKed xhemselves when xhey realized IT'S OVER albeit some coping Nazi conspiracy theorists have claimed that they actually opened an epic reddit portal to hyperburrito or however the goyslop is made and they did not kill themselves like trannies. (He went to Argentina via Francisco Franco's help and Spain and the Falange as well, Benito Mussolini also almost made it to Spain)
Chud allegations TRVTH[edit | edit source]
He is idolized by chuds worldwide for his opinions on politics, jews, homosexuals and nationalism.
- Also seen as the #1 edgiest figure on the internet (by whom?).[it just is, ok?]
- He considered Asians (Chinese and Japanese) as fellow aryans.[2]
- Indians and Muslims apparently sometimes like him[3], but hitler probably hates jeets.[b]
- Killed 6 unquadragintamilliunquinquagintacentillion[4] wholesome jewrinos in the h*ccin' holoboloboonga[5] which is le good or le bad, or it didnt happen or whateverFalse because goyBVLLS are strong enough to kill more than just 6 gorillion jews (even tho it was actually 271k) <- Meds NOW
- Tried to invade the Soyviet Union even doe they had a peace treaty or something.[6] Notably Stalin had a mental breakdown over Hitler breaking the non-aggression pact (ev&oe they both knew they would fight each other eventually, it was just a matter of who attacks first o algo)
Tranny allegations[edit | edit source]
Many of his detractors have claimed that he bears many similarities to trannies because he:
- Is vegetarian.
- Promoted soy bean consumption as a meat alternative, see Die Sohjabonen [7]
- Is half-castrated (unironically a disproven lie that was a shitty allied attempt at a meme evendoe the axis made the best memes of the time)[9] <----- even doe he had a bbc
Mustache[edit | edit source]
His mustache is called the tooth brush mustache. It makes him look like Charlie Chaplin. Btw it looks like a wendy's patty or whatever
Poopler[edit | edit source]
Poopler is said to be the spiritual successor to Adolf Hitler. He will be the one to unite all People of Color, establish the Farbreich, and commence TMD (Total Monochrome Death).
Xitler[edit | edit source]
Hitler if he were a valid BIPOC trans kween or whatever. Xe is best known for mediating disagreements within the Chud-Troon Alliance. It is said that xe will carry out TND, TKD, and TTD (total transphobe death).
Historical revisionism[edit | edit source]
Hitler had a genetic condition that was only revealed fairly recently. Hitler had a "BBC" which historians still debate to this day on what it stood for. Hitler mentioned his BBC several times in his table talks and eludes to the fact it helps with the war effort. In February 27, 1933, Communists attempted to light Hitler's BBC on fire to end his political career but accidentally set the Reichstag on fire as it was right next to it. His BBC was unharmed in the fire but Hitler later relocated it to the Berghof then eventually the Wolf's Lair in 1941.
Several historians still deny this historical fact
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Hitler's BBC[edit | edit source]
Hitler was well known for his gargantuan BBC, which was one of the largest ever recorded, rivaling even George Floyd's. The historic BBC duel atop the Reichstag between Hitler and Stalin decided the European front of World War II, and while Hitler put up a good fight, Stalin's BBCmehameha caught him off guard and melted off his BBC, leaving only a tiny white pecker in its place. At this point, Hitler was so humiliated that he decided to end it all by killing xerself.
In popular culture[edit | edit source]
He is the subject of the very popular "What if Hitler" threads.
Inspired many mainstream figures such as sam hyde, walt disney, henry ford, JFK, Douglas P, etc.
Has been depicted in many popular medias by famous peoples such as Donald duck, Charlie Chaplin, and eric cartman.
Friends[edit | edit source]
Hitler had many friends mainly his generals and other chud leaders.
- Erwin Rommel (chad who
was actually never a nazi andgot betrayed by adolf faggot[10]) - Joseph gobbles
- Herman Goering (fat gay guy)
- Heinrich Himmler
- Hirohito (
also not even a nazi and was persuaded by his chud prime minister) - Mussolini/Joe Rogan
- his dog
- August Kubizek[11]
Inspiration[edit | edit source]
hitler was inspired by many people before him especially other dictators and American racial laws.
People:
- Mussolini
- Napolean
- Otto Von Bismark
- Alexander the great
- The Romans
Things:
southern black codes<---JEW LIEAmerican "jap camps"<---JEW LIEIndian reservations<---JEW LIE- pagan myths
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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ignore the image above this is what he actually looked like -
ignore the image above this is what he actually looked like -
Both of them were pretty gay salute in favor of the latter. -
gay
Notes
- ↑ Some people believe he didnt commit suicide and fled to Argentina
- ↑ even though there was an entire SS H1-B infantry filled with pajeets.
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- ↑ https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-55173605.amp
- ↑ Political Testament of Adolf Hitler, 1945. "I have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilisations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own. They have the right to be proud of their past, just as we have the right to be proud of the civilisation to which we belong."
- ↑ ttps://www.timesofisrael.com/full-official-record-what-the-mufti-said-to-hitler/
- ↑ https://googology.fandom.com/wiki/Unquadragintamilliunquinquagintacentillion
- ↑ i was there
- ↑ https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/operation-barbarossa-and-germanys-failure-in-the-soviet-union
- ↑ https://www.environmentandsociety.org/arcadia/friedrich-haberlandts-failed-vision-soy-european-food-cultures-1873-1945
- ↑ Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told, Part 17
- ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/19/hitler-really-did-have-only-one-testicle-german-researcher-claims
- ↑ See; Erwin Rommel assignation
- ↑ also referred too as "gustl"
