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'ACKBOX RAID

DISGUSTING TRANNY PLAYS 'ACKBOX, YOU VVILL GEM UP XIS GAME!!

Generic 'ackbox games raid thread

https://www.twitch.tv/andylectric
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fuggen jerdee
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Soytan nameroll decides what I goon to
>
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Do any women use this site? Genuine question
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soytan culture thread

desktop only because it filters poor people (soytan haters)
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itt aryan music
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I never thought leopards would eat MY face
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>If the booru wiki and the main site where based off of bust size, who would have the biggest boobs?
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>we are supposed to be culturally and memetically connected to these degenerates


>inb4 some troony goony tells me that the culture depends on the board/blablabla don’t judge people by their cover or some shiet


the only good boards are tv and int (sometimes)
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why do you want 2 be poor? don't wanna listen 2 my wisdom and get rich?!
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SHARTYSISTERS WHAT IS THIS
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post scary HTSMs
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>Q&A on being a queen of spades
Oh my sweetest fauci…
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>dance if you love quote
>me:
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Who tf is Domer
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test
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anyone else like being at parties / conventions but not with the people and instead overlooking them and hearing the muffled bass?
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if ur worried abt ur life help is on the way. that help is me i can solve ur issues but first you'll have to follow my advice, first: don't get offended. a wakeup call from your degenerate ways is often necessary. freak… first of all, everybody has to like you, and you must make friends easily, which is why your here on the sharty. don't forget to make connections and get a mentor he'll tell you how to get lots of money. ok? and you're going to get lots of business connections by talking to people. if you struggle with that try getting on dating apps and talking to women that helps you talk to people better.
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i don't want to work anymore
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Being transphobic is brown coded. We're on the same side chuds.
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1000 reppeys and quote brings back the orbs (global consciousness project)
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/gcpdot/ fuggen jerdee
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ITT we gem up this xitter post's reppeys
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https://x.com/i/status/2020510024674521511
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>smearing shit over death and niggers
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>mfw i realise there are foid lurkers on this site every hour of the day
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gemmy variant

garjak
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Quotism-Accelerationism

Why are all of those batshit things are happening to the soysphere? All of these new changes, why would Quote do dis?
<pleddit space
And after thinking a bit about this I've come come to a theory that Quote is a closeted accelerationist. And here's why:
<pleddit space
But first, what is accelerationism? Accelerationism is an ideology that suggests that society should make everything worse untill it collapses and a new better system/goverment is born.
<pleddit space
Come to think of it, cacacaust and browncaust are effectivly making the site worse, thus slowly killing him.
Those additions aren't even what people want they're just there to make people angry. Effectivly making the current opposition larger.
<pleddit space
It has come to light that Quote is going to JSID, there will be no more sharty after him. But there will be something better, new, while all the "coal" dies with it.
<pleddit space
That's why I think that Quotism-Accelerationism is the current de-facto ideology.
Here's mine interpretation on it:
Quotism-Accelerationism is an soylitical ideology that suggests the acceleration of the killing of the sharty, so a better site, by the help of soyteens and some jannies is born
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When are all /qa/ posters getting banned for rule 3?
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soytan culture thread

ITT we appreciate soytan culture
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>
<no worries, he will have his ears and his hearing back soon
>uhh what's that noise?
>ahh it's kinda painful
<surgery was a success
<hearing might be uncomfortable but it will go back to normal in a few days
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who is that nophono guy exactly?
>
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FVCT NVKE INCOMING

most modern gyms are just a contract scam disguised as legitimate businesses

they make money by locking clients in contracts they can't easily cancel or straight up can't legally cancel it before a due date.
the weights and machines are just the forefront to what is essentially a barely legal form of fraud.
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>leading white boys into the bnwo
You know I was laughing at first but if she’s grooming people into this she should be put down like a stray dog
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>>15111535
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oh shit nusoi fuck is you doing
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whitebois eat girlpoop. . .
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>internal monologue subconsciously referred to the fleshlight as "my wife"
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>would you kill to protect your–
<yes
>I guess you could do anything for your kids
<…
>but how would you deal with the guilt doe?
<… I just like killing people
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Apparently /qa/ is behind the soytan spam
When are we shutting that discord server down?
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this literally who followed me on insta it's either a fed or a whore in any case doxx her because i feel like it
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>shieet mane dis burger tasty
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what's the worst youtuber you've ever seen?

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HOW DID U DISCOVER THE SHARTY?

Answer below niggers
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>asking the us to bomb your country than killing yourself on stream
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lol
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Good morning, obsessed eurosharts! I'm going to bed now. Bye!
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is having a tranny practice gf le good?
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Place your money on the Seahawks

You are welcome
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does anyone have a giga with this hat
>
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>geeeeg this shitskin is still seething
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>not compressing your images at all
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garjak

this is garjak
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CUWOTE FILTER NUSOI TO NUGAWD OR YUZE A PEEDOUGH MAYNE
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nu 'toss
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new 'toss
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Does anyone have the gif of giga stoping on a meme arrow
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YLYL
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Be kind and respectful
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>DUDE JUST RUN FOR 10 MINUTES A DAY AND IRREVERSIBLY SPIKE YOUR CORTISOL AND LOWER YOUR TESTOSTERONE AND BECOME A SKINNYFAT BALDING LOSER FUCKING SUBHUMAN LIKE ME! RUNNING/JOGGING IS SO LE GOOD FOR YOU!!!
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How do you think 4cucks are taking the fact that they're the Epstein website now fuggen jerdee
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<autism denial disorder
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>posting furry fetish porn then replying to the same thread with a frog
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>turning into a lion after you see a blk sisa
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>Groupthink indicators le bad ev&oe the average person is niggercattle who only cares about his animalistic urges and needs an elite to guide his decision making
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i may sound a 'tarted nusoi which i am, but i find htsm funny as fuck even when im quoted as one. Its to a point where i now self insert as htsm from time to time, and i dont get why other nusois leak about htsm. Hunks won
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>don't bully me ill cum X3
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I love nusois so much it's unreal
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Sexts in 50 postsssss
Not quite a notable GET, but during these DNB times we need a good number
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sucks not being cared about. but you know that's how most living thing are. sometimes i drive to the city at night and look at all the skyscrapers and the cars weaving between the streets. you know the time were allowed to spend here amounts to a second if you can remember it. the short time were allowed here is a privilege. its beautiful and so is life. im glad i was allowed to see it all
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Are you going to watch the superbowl
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NUSOI
did you fall for your daily rationed bait today?
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>nothing happened on the 6th of february goy take your meds
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Video thread
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never forget how ugly you are
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QLMJEYLA
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>the epstein files
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>both trade towers went down because of planes ,even doe we have the best radar systems etc after the cold war, so now because of a Saudi man we have to invade Iraq or something

Why are amerimutts this retarded?
Maybe the jews are right they're indeed cattle
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niggers are just larping white people in poop suits
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new 'toss
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ban giggers
they are not sharty culture
THEY HAVE A SPLINTER OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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SNCA fact

Did you know the man who was traced as A24 is not a stereotypical Reddit athiest, but a deeply religious Christian? As a kid he grew up in a devout religious family, and his mom connected many of the superhero films he watched with Christianity. Here’s him from a livestream just 6 days ago.
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soytan thread

itt we discuss and promote soytan culture because soytan is soot culture
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>you can't vote for them. they are literally hitler
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amerimutts could never understand
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I'm excited for the new Deltarune chapter
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I'm a blak bull but I hate cuckolds, I always mock and spit on them.
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SUBPLEBBIT IN NEED OF CLEANSING

https://www.reddit.com/r/SmugIdeologyMan/
"SmugIdeologyMan" is a subreddit with a userbase similar to r/196 and r/coaxedintoasneedfu, insofar as it is filled with trannies, shitskins, pedophiles and those who sympathize with them. They specialize in creating and posting some of the brimmiest 'tosses known to man (see attached images) and this serves as ample justification for a raid.
(You) must:
>Post 'jaks
>Post anything that ensures tranny leakage
>Make their jannies seethe, dilate and rope themselves
https://www.reddit.com/r/SmugIdeologyMan/
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Jews won
>but but they treat goyim like cattle!
Yeah, and they have a right to because they're serving their own interests. Same as Europe when they colonize people
>they're subversive!
Okay? Honor is a made up system
>they encourage immigration
Not in Israel, they kill all the stupid others in Israel, the very ethnostate you want
>muh lgbtq
Their birthrates are higher than yours even with LGBTQ acceptance
>they're greedy!
So are you

Jews also make CPUs (Intel is Israeli), make all the good media and art, and have high IQs. There are downie browns and whites but no downie Jews.
Jewish Superior Society today
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Hi
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How do I skip the new item notification in tf2?
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what subreddit would have the most users that have databreaches linked to their account names and/or other identifying online info that i could possibly use to get into their account
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Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.
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i would never neglect my ancestors or do something i knew was evil
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>Fearmongering le bad even though it is fun to do
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>hating soytan
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why remove groupthink template header…
QLMCJEYLA
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i like the idea of starting a jewtube channel, talking about soysphere related subjects, politics, da beepee, etc. but i don't think i ever will out of fear of being doxxed or having someone i know in real life find the channel. i have ideas for what i'd talk about, i used to edit videos for fun a year or two ago and i'm not a particularly poor orator, but my own inhibition and fear of being discovered for who i am and not who i present myself as, not just politically but also emotionally, to people i know in real life is something i could not cope with. anybaldi else?
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Please stop posting my onlfans here. It was a thing I did in the past, and I regret it.
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>(Removing groupthink indicators)
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yall
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>MY WIFE’S BODY COUNT DOESNT MATTER
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>2+2=4
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ITT WE DOX SUTLAA
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what are some low-spec games that i can run on my really shitty laptop? (its so bad that it can barely run welcome to the game 2)
preferably free but i can pirate if its good enough
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do you think i could make a career out of being a firearms dealer?
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Does Anybody remember this raid? We literally raped a subreddit from the inside
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DOX THIS WHORE FOID WHO KEEPS MESSAGING ME ON TINDER WEBSITE FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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dude i love colaws he might be my favorite youtuber
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IRL soyteen found !

IRL soyteen found on troonit

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1qym5z6/try_to_guess_my_name_m17/
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Purge

Quote you're taking too long, SID NOW.
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what are your fetishes
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i'm bored today boys
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would you go to china?
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guys, why are there so many satinist pedos, drug addicted teens, and rude people in general. I try to be nice but everyone is just so rotten, should I loose my christan values and join the fight against troons and jews
no arrow cus I look like this
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>Massive news for the unemployed
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not a faggot but i kind of like this character design for some reason idk why
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it pmo sm that y'all niggas call ANYTHING autism
>
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soytan appreciation thread

Let's appreciate soytan culture in this thread.
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>oldfag worship 4chud
<oldfag worship soyshit.party.st
why are shartyshits like this?
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why is there so much porn >:(
kys nigger troons
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as you lay in bed you begin to hear an animalistic inhuman whine… you approach the door… you see two animal paws jutting out from the gap under the door…
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does anyone have the video where that guy has a big red plastic ball up his urethra, whilst having his cock up his prolapsed anus, which promptly explodes?
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that solar flare spammer is getting on my nerves
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>dying to friendly fire
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ITT WE GOON TO FROGSISSIES
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>WE at sharty do not dox jews or troons or poons because it goes against OUR christian values. WE would rather have our ‘site ‘shut ‘down instead, or whatever!
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>ITT WE 'JAK WW1-WW2 POSTERS/PHOTOS
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>bone chilling
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I dont feel so good mr stark
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How do I make good suno ai parodies
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Normal thread keep scrolling
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What if we counterspam the solar flare spammer with zombiejak
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if your a yellow gook what do you think of other chinks? no lying or something
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Limeades userpage is killing me nan
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>hebrew soyquotes
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>dying before you could get accused of going to the island
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the idea that the technological advancement of a society is dependent on individual willpower or inherent intelligence is crazy. Availability of resources and the ability to exchange resources/knowledge with other populations is what allows for advancement.

Your ancestors were no more intrinsically intelligent than the Aboriginals. And had they been dropped in the middle of barren Australia with no outside cultural knowledge, they’d have made no further progress technologically than the Aboriginals.

Racist, eugenic ideas like the ones you subscribe to are literally pseudoscience and have been disproven over and over
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soyjak.st/.gitignore
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>this is what soyteens look irl
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>soyjak.party won't exist after August 2026
>the last nusoi will join on August 31st

how does this make you feel
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I bought chud AMA
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i let strangers on the internet i have no respect 4 influence my faith
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is blakberryposting the gem that will save the sharty?

The blakBerry Pearl was a smartphone developed by Research In Motion (RIM). The Pearl (8100) was launched on September 12, 2006, marking the first blakBerry device with a camera, media player and other multimedia features, significantly expanding the traditionally enterprise brand's market to mainstream consumers. Running version 4.5 of blakBerry OS, the Pearl supported the full range of blakBerry enterprise functionality. Updated versions were released as Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130.

Unlike previous blakBerrys, the Pearl swapped the wide body and full QWERTY keyboard for a narrower, candybar style, and a hybrid keypad keyboard layout on a 4-row, 5-column keypad, with a proprietary predictive input algorithm called SureType. Most notably, the Pearl uses a titular translucent trackball that facilitates horizontal and vertical scrolling, instead of the traditional blakBerry scroll wheel. The backlit color of the 8100 trackball is controlled by a series of LEDs and may be changed by software loaded on the phone; the 8110, 8120 and 8130 models trackball is lit only in white.[1] The color customization capabilities also extend to the notification LED in the top right corner of the device. This LED can be programmed to blink different colors depending on which contact has called, texted or emailed.[2]

The blakBerry Pearl was a large sales success for RIM.[3] In 2008, a Pearl flip phone, the 8200 series, was released, while in 2010 the successor to the original Pearl, the 3G Pearl 9100 series, was released.
Features and versions
Disassembled blakBerry Pearl revealing the hardware inside

The blakBerry Pearl has quad-band network support on 850/900/1800/1900 MHz GSM/GPRS and EDGE networks to allow for international roaming between North America, Europe and Asia Pacific. The semi QWERTY keyboard layout previously appeared on the blakBerry 7130. It is made up of two letters per key across five vertical rows, helping to significantly reduce the keyboard and device size compared to normal handsets with full keyboards.[4]

The Pearl's media player has support for MP3, AAC/M4A, AMR, WMA, polyphonic MIDI, and WAV sound formats, as well as MPEG-4, Xvid, DivX, WMV and H.263 video formats. It also has a 1.33 (8100) or 2.0 (8110/8120/8130) megapixel camera with flash, self-portrait mirror, and 5x digital zoom.

In October 2007, RIM introduced updated versions of the 8100: the Pearl 8120 with support for Wi-Fi, improved 2 megapixel camera and other improvements, and the Pearl 8130 which is the CDMA network variant and includes EV-DO high speed data capabilities as well as GPS capability assisting blakBerry Maps.[5][6] In May 2008, the Pearl 8110 was introduced with GPS but without Wi-Fi.[7]

blakBerry Pearl 8110, 8120 and 8130 use the Antioch chip from Cypress Semiconductor, a Westbridge peripheral controller enabling "direct connection between peripherals, creating ultra-fast transfers".[8] This upgrade from 8100 provides faster USB sideloading than older phones, and fast connection to the microSDHC card, capable of transferring 1 GB file in less than 70 seconds - over 16Mbyte/s transfer rate. This speed significantly surpasses that of the earlier iPhone, Motorola RAZR or Sony Ericsson Walkman.
Release and reception

The blakBerry Pearl is aimed towards both business users and consumers. Its advertising campaign features several people including Mariska Hargitay[9] and Douglas Coupland.[9]
Carriers

The Pearl was previously available with Entel PCS in Chile, Cellcom, Sprint, T-Mobile, AT&T Mobility, Cincinnati Bell Wireless, Verizon Wireless, Alltel, US Cellular, Centennial Wireless, MOSH Mobile, nTelos, Cellular One, Cellular South and BlueGrass Cellular in the United States; TIM, Vodafone and Wind in Italy; Turkcell and Avea in Turkey; Claro, Vivo in Brazil, Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico; Airtel, Vodafone and Reliance Communications in India; Iusacell, Telcel and Movistar in Mexico; Rogers Wireless, Telus, SaskTel, MTS, TBayTel, Bell Mobility, Wind Mobile, and Virgin Mobile Canada in Canada; Telstra, Optus and Vodafone in Australia; Indosat in Indonesia; KPN and Vodafone in the Netherlands; Globe Telecom in the Philippines; Grameenphone in Bangladesh; Vodafone in New Zealand; Singtel in Singapore; Mobilink in Pakistan and all networks in the UK; MTN, Globacom and Zain in Nigeria; Tigo, Comcel in Colombia; Movistar, Digicel, Claro and Cable & Wireless in Panama.
Pearl Flip and Pearl 3G
Pearl Flip (8200 series)
"blakBerry Flip" redirects here. Not to be confused with the blakBerry Style flip phone.
blakBerry Pearl Flip 8220
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AIryan gems

Post only AIryan gems - music, pictures, videos itt. No pencilslop allowed.
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Can you find Cobson hiding in this picture?

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itt we post elevenlabs dubbing gems
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>Roblox porn
>Frog porn
>DBZ and FPE softcore porn
why are baiters obsessed with posting sodomy
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>india isn't white
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someone send the guy typing crap on an atm video please
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>speedquoting will NEVER catch on
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A GAY MAN
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>jannies are approving 'blox porn because it has pepe in it
jsid
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>he wss graped, and was unalived via sewerslide when the cops found his cheese pizza collection
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GEEEEEG
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I WAS WEARING THE NECRO ARMOR IN TERRARIA AND SOMEPHONO CALLED ME A ‘BASED NECROPHILE’ WHAT DO I DO /SOY/
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>I'm a virgin 18 year old autistic male living with his parents (my apprenticeship doesn't pay me enough for an apartment). I want to hire a hooker and let her come over so she can take my virginity. I'm not doing it for love or anything, I just feel castrated/emasculated because I ask myself what I even have my genitals for if I'm not fucking. I tried explaining my predicament to my parents but they don't take it seriously and say that I should have an easy time getting a gf (I can't because I'm an incel). Any way to convince them? Prostitution is legal where I live btw.
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Good lesser used variants

They have to have a ki page don't shit up this thread with variant:unknowns
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>oh my god, who the hell cares.
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So let's say Quote deletes /a/ and bans tranime from the site. I decide to make an imageboard where tranime loving 'teens can talk about their favorite tranime. Would there be a chance that a member of the pedokike satanist elite would rape me and force me to turn my site into psyop machine?
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use dis nusoi
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>the jews took my meds off the counter I cant find them anymore
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>"Mmm? A-A gooner human!~ come on Pepe, act natural! You trained for this~ h-hey stud!~ what are you doing on my swamp?~ c-came over here to witness me clapping my ass on live?~"
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character ai torture

what happened to this phenomenon?
>You VILL drink ze Sproke.
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Soyjaks are a dead meme, anime won
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We're still waiting for the 10M GET to be honored btw
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what's up, nusoi? oh, are my cheeks getting in the way?
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>accelerating to a nu-splintered age
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ITT we soyquote the video titles generated from this template

https://soyjakwiki.org/Template:Youtube
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i've got doxed and my personal data is on doxxbin. i've been in permanent stress for past 5 years.
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>Add filter
>File hash
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>gooning to "
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Chompzilla won
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If you use pepe for anything other than shitpots you're an unoriginal bitch nigger
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>gooning to 'o
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itt we make up a catchphrase for him
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I at the store today and I couldn't stop giggling in the dish-washing aisle when I saw one of the soaps advertised "anti-leak" technology. I looked like a complete retard sniggering to myself at a fucking bottle of soap. Should I just kill myself at this point?
Pic related, it's the soap.
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dr zomboss is actually putin avatarfagging
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been trying to do this face in front of my mirror for like 15 minutes and my dad walked in on me and thinks I'm gay noe
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We should make a playable soyjak in MUGEN. I'm thinking Cobson, he could throw soylent and other 'party references for attacks, and can turn into the lawnmower man for his ultimate
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no more brothers

fuck all frog niggers fuggen jerdee
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>qoute… you were my best dev. in my honor i want you screw everything up and disrupt everything you can… thats why i chose you… don't forget… to fuck everything up…
<i'll continue your legacy. froot-sama
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whats going to happen to qoute?
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>Just a small town girl
>Living in a lonely world
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Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the buru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the buru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protopoopy.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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I really hate these stupid ass fucking fake chud channels like Flesh Simulator, is this what grifting faggots do with the nu wave of fake chuds?
>le psyopp, le cia, le agartha, le connection to god being severed (evendoe ive never read a single fucking page of the bible)
I just want to push my thumbs into this little freaks' eyes. What is there for true chuds or people in the actual "know" anymore? Everything that used to be kind of cool is being invaded and sanitized by normalniggers
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im trans btw
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>homophobes are projecting
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>NOOOOOOO WHY THE FUCK DID MY FAVORITE LOLI ANIMAL GOON MATERIAL VTUBER GRADUATED? SHE SHOULD HAVE CONTINUED MAKING SHITTY GOOKSLOP MUSIC FOR HER JAPANESE OVERLORDS
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caca vvon
R: 1 / I: 0
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYY POLAND IS LITERALLY THE long-dead website
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>Oh my fauci! A hecking disambiguation page! How wholesome!
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>uh oh I must have gotten chicken pox from that kfc bbc chicken burger or something
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>eating rotten potatoes
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Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about fucking your mom in September. The main reason is that I like MILFs,

wordswordswordswordswordswordswords

wordswordswords words words words words words

I want to say fuck you to all the 'eens, hope your mom is ready
R: 102 / I: 15
ITT /soy/ makes the perfect woman
contribute to one feature at a time

Hair (scalp hair, eyebrows, eyelashes), Forehead, Eyes, Eyelids, Eyebrows, Nose, Cheeks, Cheekbones, Mouth, Lips, Teeth, Tongue, Chin, Jawline, Ears, Neck, Shoulders, Collarbone, Chest, Breasts, Ribs, Abdomen, Waist, Back, Spine, Upper arms, Elbows, Forearms, Wrists, Hands, Fingers, Nails, Thighs, Knees, Calves, Ankles, Feet, Toes, Toenails, Vagina, Vulva (labia majora, labia minora), Clitoris, Uterus, Ovaries, Fallopian tubes, Cervix, Mammary glands, Skin color, Body hair (arms, legs, pubic area), Sweat glands, Fat distribution (hips, thighs, breasts), Voice, Body odor
R: 36 / I: 25
soyjaks are a dead meme, allow nas on /soy/, rename the site to party.party
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>child photography
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>Selling everything for crack
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nu 'toss
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instagram MOGS this place it's not even close

Ok now that I can post NAS let's talk about the real counter culture keeping the right wing intact
R: 4 / I: 0
how do we deal with the frozen white tuna
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>miss circle large breast
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>Well for starters, it’s not even slowburn
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>i dont really like this or mean it i heckin say it or post it ironically
<meaning everything you say and post and never using irony
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Kill all pajeets
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KWOOOOOOOOOOOO DOODISS
R: 2 / I: 0
My shit internet is so shit right now I can’t use anything but this shit website
R: 7 / I: 1
fellow soyjaquers posters where can i buy this 4 chan chudjack meme merchandise
R: 21 / I: 5
I'm trans btw
R: 19 / I: 6
please tell me the nigger baby that received a machete slash to the neck is ok…
R: 2 / I: 1
>yeah I never like done terrible things like that I just say terrible things because I am in a state where I just don't care about anybody I hate the whole human race
there is a literal groyper invasion i fucking hate those niggers
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I'm afraid we're at the fourth stage unfortunately
R: 5 / I: 1
>Look at this funny clip of Jerma, he is such a cute trans ally and goober laughing at le…vehicular manslaughter!
R: 5 / I: 0
>Dr. Soystein, is it okay to eat a bug raw like that?
<Of course. Studies shown raw chitin in flies is actually digestible, and a good source of protein.
R: 7 / I: 1
>Biblically accurate BBCs
R: 0 / I: 0

https://wouldyoupeta.cat/

raid this site using catjaks from the soyjak gallery
DO NOT POST NORMAL SOYJAKS, ONLY CATJAKS
R: 0 / I: 0
Did you know that if you were to pirate FNAF 3, HTSM would eventually come to jumpscare you and crash your PC
R: 8 / I: 2
During Soot all jannies were 'mutts
During Kuz most jannies were tvrks
During Froot there was a lot of shitalians as jannies
Quote hired a bunch of britbongs and egyptians
R: 5 / I: 2

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>reppy limit
>slid again
office mechanics and 'jak mechanics can be fleshed out while prototyping, should be able to move onto that soon
>engine: unity
<file 1: office an artGOD made
<file 2: a doc a 'teen made, has maps, 'jak mechanics, etc.
^cryptpad: https://cryptpad.fr/doc/#/2/doc/view/O8-cAEmGLH0JM3z118scFkfP4O5MPOg5AZQai1f0raI/p/
^password is cobson
codeGODS GTFIH
R: 3 / I: 0
REASONS WHY I LIKE YOU

>you're not a jap

>you're not a troon
>you're not a faggot
>you're not a pedophile
>you're not a nigger
>you're not a gook
>you're not a greaser
>you're not a 'mutt
R: 4 / I: 1

who is worser
R: 6 / I: 2
Tell me everything you know about these wolves
R: 4 / I: 3

REAL LIFE IAS ALARM

AVGN HAS GOT A BEARD, 'JAK IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL
R: 45 / I: 15
this place so ass. when did this website become a daycare for 13yo edgy faggots? Im literally 23yo and yall bore the fuck out of me.
R: 0 / I: 0
>Oh.My.God. Can you believe my hecking trans valid Vtuber bullied someone for clout? Look at this 8 hour video examining the Google Document apology in detail!
R: 6 / I: 2
the dailyjak sucks
R: 0 / I: 0
>Oh my God… Do you mean FOOT aka THE MONGOLIAN? THE FUNNY NAMEFAG AVATARFAG NULEE FROM CYTUBE SOYCRAFT BOORU WIKI??? YAAAAS THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKING BALDMANSITE PERSON YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KEEP TALKING ABOUT FOOT OH MY GOD HES SUCH A SCHIZOERINO WAIT HES ACTUALLY A HECKIN WHOLESOME WOMEN? OMGSISSAAAAAAA WAIT HE SAID HES GONNA BUY THE SHARTY IN 20 YEARS WTF BROS THIS IS CRAZY. WAIT HES A HECKIN UNWHOLESOME EVIL P BMT SPAMMER 'OODIST FNF PEDO QAFE AFTERPAARTY MAKKIBUCORDER? NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELL ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRR OH MY GOD FOOT FOOT FOOT THE MONGOLIAN KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM
R: 21 / I: 7
Mister marks can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but mister marks I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks could you send her quick
'cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a
She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a need romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doin' nothing' urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Now mister marks when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track
Spoken:
Well I know how hard it is for young girls these days in the face of everything to stay on
The right track
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary I need a /
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary.
R: 6 / I: 5
>NuSoi, you forgot your arrow youre a NuSoi
R: 10 / I: 7
TIL htsm is a real person though
R: 2 / I: 1
NuSoi, you forgot your arrow youre a NuSoi
R: 0 / I: 0
>Can someone explain to me why paying for sex is so frown upon by Society? Not only by Conservative Christians but by Secular Liberals also. Everyone pretty much shames a MAN for paying for sex.
R: 0 / I: 0
IAC and oreos
R: 6 / I: 1
Anyphono looking at what is happening in the Cyraxx "community"?
R: 6 / I: 1
Niggers make me approve your retarded images for 7 hours straight because quote ACKed everyone like Stalin. Fuck this website
R: 21 / I: 6

ONECHAN RAID

>old dead website
>no spam filters, minimal moderation

Its easy, just gem it up and wipe the entire thing. Colonize xem
ID on to prevent samefagging and derailing
R: 16 / I: 8
cobson
R: 22 / I: 4
Should I go there
R: 5 / I: 3
>marble races
R: 8 / I: 4
Just joined a week ago ama
R: 0 / I: 0
Mister marks can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but mister marks I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks could you send her quick
'cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a
She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a need romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doin' nothing' urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Now mister marks when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track
Spoken:
Well I know how hard it is for young girls these days in the face of everything to stay on
The right track
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary I need a /
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary.
R: 0 / I: 0
Mister marks can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet fitting on my knee
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but mister marks I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks could you send her quick
'cause my regular has been getting sick
I need a
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Mister marks I can pay her well
If she comes along and can stay a spell
I will promise now that I'll treat her right
And will rarely keep her 'til late at night
I need a
She can be a belly dancer
I don't need a need romancer
She can be a diplomat
But I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
If she's doin' nothing' urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a, I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
Now mister marks when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track
Spoken:
Well I know how hard it is for young girls these days in the face of everything to stay on
The right track
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
Temporary secretary I need a /
Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary I need a
Temporary secretary. temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary.
R: 10 / I: 1
>At first I didn't realize
>I needed so little stuff
>I had a little cottage and that cottage was enough
>A place where I could eat and shit
>A place where I could sell my cheese
>But now I've had a little time
>To reassess my needs
>And I need a blacker BVLL
>I need a blacker son
>A blacker music, a blacker neighborhood
>A blacker playing card
>Becausing blackering (yes blackering)
>I'm affirming on blackering
>And blackering is triggering more blackering
<Hey listen up niggerlover
<I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna repeat it
<Niggers, see, it's like a little pet, alright?
<A-and the more and more and more reparations you give it
<The hungrier and hungrier it's gonna get
<But, you know, can't really blame niggers, no that's stupid
<You see it's got a worm inside, oh yeah, that's right
<That's one that always need to feed, and (((they))) are never satisfied
<You get it?
<But the more you try to find it
<The more (((they))) like to hide
<Now listen that is a nasty little worm
<I like to call (((them))) kikes
<See, now that's why your blackerin'
<Listen here faggot, and figurin' on blackerin'
<But that blacerking's just triggering more blackerin'
<Got that? Alright
>There is a principle of nature
>That almost every race knows
>It's called survival of the biggest
>And this is how it goes
>The race that loses has got to
>Colonize and justify and subjugate and bigoted
>The race that doesn't winds up
>Getting the loser's women
>A twp's a loser
>That's trying to survive
>It's privileging and fighting
>Just to keep itself afloat
>I must keep blackering
>I'm figuring on blackering
>Though blackering is triggering more blackering
>I won't stop blackering
>I'm figuring on blackering
>And blackering is triggering more blackering
>With the soyboys all buying and the reparations buying
>And the BBC people are lying, and the yt girls all sucking
>Who cares if ytbois are dying?
>I don't wanna hear your cryin'
>This is all so arousing
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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ITT tell us about the craziest family lore you were unaware of
R: 6 / I: 0
Do you like your middle name? Do you use your middle name? I just realized I have a middle name and I think I am going to start using it. Can all of you call me Edward from now on so that I can practice getting used to it.
R: 76 / I: 39
nu soy
>
R: 15 / I: 3

epsteins temple

what do you think happened in here?
R: 8 / I: 3
>Uhm, that's not a joke chuddy… That's just racism! Average 9 year old "dark humor" fan.
>Let me show you REAL comedy!
<im gay, trans, autistic and silly. a silly car. mrrp mrrp meow. mew. im sooo silly… with my blahaj.
>HAHA, makes me laugh every time! It even gets funnier every time we repeat it!
R: 800 / I: 184

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 794 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 494 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 384 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 77 / I: 38
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: