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Transphobes get the rope
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>Erm… thats an UPDOOT for you! You won the heckin internet today! Not wholesome enough for an award but an updoot will do!
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We've successfully bullied iNiggers into stripping their filenames, however, we won't be appeased untill you buy an Android phone.
>miss circle large breast
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Recently I've been lusting over femboys and trannies and I don't know how I would even start to avoid that. It's just that I can't stop thinking about them because of everything I see about them online and me being an incel at the same time. But I also know it's wrong and weird and I'm stuck between two beliefs at once.
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New Storytime Thread

Since last one died i'm creating a new one.
We each write a part of story to create a larger schizophrenic narrative. I start:

It was a gloomy morning and alicia was blaming fascism for rain as xe was going to the clinic
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I still look at reddit.party
Not a single 'jak in sight
They really ruined the Sharty
When it dies I will be right

I don't know how you were perverted
Now you're all just closet troons
I can't get how we subvert you
Doll groomed and left you
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ITT WE DOX SUTLAA
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>nooo you can't be a BBC-having, white woman-fucking, high IQ-boasting, hard working diligent indoaryan male!
Why are you like this?
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We ALL posting here
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>having [name].[surname].[birthyear]@gmail.com as your email
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>her face when she sees your tiny white pecker
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Trans rights are human rights
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>sprunki sprunki sprunki get funky funky funky
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touhou won btw
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Transwomen and submissive chuds are made for each other. Imagine a hot t-girl kidnapping a soyteen loser chud with no friends. Nobody would even know he was gone! She would start force feeding him estrogen and making him listen to sissy hypnosis for days. Fucking him with her girlcock. Breaking him. Making him cry out trans rights as she cums inside him. Stomping his pathetic clitty in high heels. Fucking blak guys in front of him. What a dream.
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what media constitutes what is happening in the first picrel
<no arrow
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Video thread
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Hello here's a showcase of sharty mobile app
army Please come up with a name for the app or choose from previously suggested ones
As you can see the app is very customizable or something
Also suggest an icon for the app or any feature you'd like to see
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What a shithole.

You should all consider not being a bunch of faggots.
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FPE gems
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>get back to leaking, nusoi, get back to leaking. Do NOT criticise quote
<o-o-oh, yes, miss. Yes, miss! Yes, miss femjanny
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soicucks lost
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LEFTIST CALL IN DEBATE
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
https://www.youtube.com/live/Zjq_ShLv5pY?si=juWXDq6bZ5iV1wta
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/fur/ general

Post IAS furaryan gems
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post turkaryan gems
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Is Marley considered ‘Sharty culture?
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>ugh… I HATE BEIN A NIGGA! chud rejectid me again! he even injected me with some syringe! whyz life so cruel?
>wait a minute, i-i feel strange, w-w-what did chud inject me wif again… my head hurts… and i-i look l-l-lighter, w-whats happenin?
>hold on, c-c-could it be? IS THIS REAL? i-i-im becoming white! -th-this is a miracle! my dreams are becoming t-TRUE! im finally becoming white! now i know why chud injected me with that!
>YES! its finished! im not a stupid nigger anymore! i cant wait to get out of this shitskin slum and tell chud what happened! maybe he wont reject me this time!
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<Left
^Up
>Right
vDown
<Ee
^Aa
>Uu
vAa
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<READY TO CHARGE
>GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR
>AND THAT
>AND ONE OF THOSE
<RAUS, RAUS!
>I'M COMING
>i'M COMING
<OOOOH YAH
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Chuds actually want to have sex with trannies, and then eventually become trans themselves
Is this true?
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ITT tell about your BIGGEST fuck up
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New toss
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bait log
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>healthiest terrible mouse fan
<least healthy buck bumble enjoyer
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Haxball thread

Somephono wants to play Haxball? Haxball is a football multiplayer game which is kind of a mix of football (or futsal) and ice hockey (or air hockey), where you play like football but the ball and physique acts like a hockey puck.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

password: shaw

JOIN US!

>>>/v/50556
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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im SICK of being called a NUSOI
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how to make the sharty dox an artist (you) don't like:
>select a brimmy furnigger artist's piece
>start posting it on the sharty as a reppey on every thread like you're a bot
>eventually, one HTSM will have a clitty leakage and create a dox thread about them which slowly turns into a megathread
enjoy
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whats the point anymore
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song thread
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Hello 'teens I'm a former user of this site from 2038. I left The Sharty back in early 2025, so heres how i found the final Sharty post:
>Finds an archive of the imageboard from 9 years ago
>It's owner shut it down because he "had enough"
>The archive contains the final 'jak and post on the site with it saying "margerald award"
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>kill all pocs
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>being a trans male and marrying a trans female so you both become straight couple
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itt we try to find funny frooty dms from xher froot'cord
soyjak.st/frootdms
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I have showed the log 3 times to my friend in order to get him to know sharty culture and all these times have been failed because the log was all these times spammed with degenerate shit
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Ok, wich of you Nusois created this?

GEEEEEEEEEG
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>WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ARE POSTING FPE 'P WHY DO YOU WANT TO GOON TO THIS?
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what is the answer to his question?
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Ban everything that objectively doesn’t contribute to the site.
For example, colorjak futa should be instantly banned not because it’s somehow equivalent to child porn; it should be banned because it turns the ‘log into absolute niggerhell
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>aaw thats my boy right there boy look at em go
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>ICE wont support real artists…
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>Page saved. You've saved it several times before
wtf that's new
Are the jews behind this?
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why does the soyjak rule34 website looks like the other soyjak rule 34 website

c'mon stop trying to make me goon
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>gigger posters
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>ICE didnt accept my bribe, i offered them a Nintendo Switch so my wife’s boyfriend wont get deported and they refused
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>ban evading
<ban evading via embedded steam browser
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>science
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>Coal site I'm gonna watch instagram now
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>/fur/ general
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>how it feels to spend a good amount of time into a soystory only to get 0 reppeys and then check out what everyone is wilding over only to see its 3 samefagged bait threads
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rate this shit
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WHO TF DELETED THE STORYTIME THREAD I'M GONNA KILL
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I just jerked off to BBWs
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>I just jerked off to BBWs
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It was kinda fun yesterday WHY is it being shit like before I left?
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>>sprunki sprunki sprunki get funky funky funky
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>>sprunki sprunki sprunki get funky funky funky
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I want to cope with this… It's just a fetish but… fuck… must plap my clitty to BNWO!~~~
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>FPE gems
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>I want to cope with this… It's just a fetish but… fuck… must plap my clitty to BNWO!~~~
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>What a shithole.

>You should all consider not being a bunch of faggots.
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what is the shitposting meta
how do i bait or post to troll the nusoicacas or whatever
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>go on 'cuck /pol/ to check up on it so I can mock it properly in a 'toss
>mfw the 'log isn't even that bad compared to s.p's /soy/
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>I want to cope with this… It's just a fetish but… fuck… must plap my clitty to BNWO!~~~
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>>Chuds actually want to have sex with trannies, and then eventually become trans themselves
>Is this true?
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I want to cope with this… It's just a fetish but… fuck… must plap my clitty to BNWO!~~~
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>alright troonella say hi to /pol/
<umm hi? or something
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FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
FREE PALESTINE
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>supporting trans rights
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are images mainstream now?
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look at this 'emmy poster i found in my city (didnt censor because i literally could not care less if you dox me)
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itt we go on r/Transmeme/ and find validating gemmies
>
<
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itt i dox myself
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why does nobaldi talk about this badas
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>reddittards are actually using 'jaks from the 'ru
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I feel sad for leftycoal niggers sometimes, still raid them and fuck up their day but I think they're existence is pitiful
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dox this nigger I don't like him >>15101369
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dox >>15101260 now
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da simpsons or sum shiet

>doh or sum shiet
<homie or sum shiet
^muh fuggen saxophone or sum shiet
>suckle suckle or sum shiet
<don't have a cow man or sum shiet
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nu 'toss
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itt i find my mom
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So, which is it?
>
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itt we dox >>15101311 he's mean
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itt >>15101283(OP) gets crucified by the KKK
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I miss doll
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itt we dox >>15101225(OP)
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itt we dox >>15101279 he bullied me and mama won't do anything about it
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itt jannies approve in under 3 minutes or they're pedos
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itt we dox
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itt we dox >>15100784(OP)
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>"QLMJEYLA"?! But what if they really do that?
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GUROCHAN RAID

WARNING : THE CONTENTS OF THIS RAID MAY BE DISTRESSING TO SOME USERS, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

guro.cx

GET IN HERE NOWWWWWWWW

Zalgo Text: zalgo.org
Gemmy symbol that rapes browser:

RAISE HELL FOR THESE DEGENERATES
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itt we dox >>15101206(OP)
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>
GEEEEEEEEEG IT'S SENTIENT
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>your bvll fucks your wife
>he buys you a box of soylent
>there's a nintendo switch inside of it
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keep coping nuforcers, you will NEVER be successful as baskin roberts. trust jigc, kino.
<NAS
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>idz dem muhfuggen nusoiphobic bigxted oldcracKKKaz dat be rooinin' deh sherdee partee bix nood
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>I IZ GOON TO 'P N SHIET MANE
<…
^DONT FUCKING DO IT GIGGER DONT FUCKING DO IT PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEE
<MUST…NOT…GIGAQUOTE!
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>efn stand for epstein frog nigger
<efn stands for epstein fuck nusois
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>dark souls 1 and 3 are considered troonslop in the troonslop 'ki page but not 2
yep, issa cotiserald. gem souls 2 won
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quote is a dei hire by froot from tajikistan
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Why do people automatically assume that ESL’s are brown when they could be European o algo
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>supersaging every other thread instead of bumping your own
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shit log
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Who gives the best hugs?
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>'tubecacas are now making sharty references before they even exist on the sharty

just shut it down at this point geg
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>calling htsmposter fuggen pee dough to make them seethe
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COLORGEM
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>racism isn't funny
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>>
>GEEEEEEEEEG IT'S SENTIENT
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>MI NEED DAT SPAHNKY SPAHNKY MAYNE
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https://youtu.be/nnQfZMbwdt0

This SMV is probably the genmiest thing I've ever seen in my 19 years on earth. Every nusoi should take inspiration from it in making OC
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'log is so coal I might get blak lung
I havent been online for 5 days did something happen, what is with all of the xitter brimstone
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>spending more time talking to chatGPT than anybody you know in real life outside of your immediate family
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>gigas vs nigas 3
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I was today's years old when I learned that indian gods are blue because if you invert them they're brown, this is a reference to the fact that pajeets love poop
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NO NO NO NO NOOO
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RTL (Rate the Log) 7/2/2026


log quality?
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>STOP FUCKING SMEARING YOUR SHIT ON THE WALLS!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY!!!!
>Nigger poop poopy niggers nigger nigger nigger poooooop poopy nigger poop
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>
nobody looks like this kys
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When I was a young child in a shopping center with my parents, I used to linger around these train minirama/miniatures inside glass cubes. You could put in a few dollars (equivalent) to animate the scene, make the trains drive on the tracks, a rescue helicopter spin its rotors to try and take off, a first responder begin administering CPR, lights on buildings blink and cars drive.
It was beautiful, blew my mind. I used to love trains as a child, Thomas the Tank Engine… had toys of them too.
One day, my dad went down to the basement and showed me an old collection of model trains.
He told me they could even drive, but we didn't have tracks. They were dusty then, and I bet they're still dusty now. While I'm not much of a fan of trains now, I still cling to that memory. It was nice.
Thinking of making my own train diorama, or at least going back to our old house to try and find those old trains.
What do you think, /soy/? Is it worth it? Wasting my time driving all the way back for some old feeble memory? Spending time trying to track down a stupid glorified machine that engaged some motors for 2 dollars for only a few minutes of operating time?

For those interested, yes, my father is still alive. He is a good man, but not flawless. But at the end of the day, nobody is.

P.S: No, the image isn't the model I talked about. I wish I could find it, but I can't. Not yet, anyway. Maybe if I keep searching. Probably not.
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poo
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>We've come to bring you Hardbass
>1488
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Coal site I'm gonna watch instagram now
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How do i make nigger alloy
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nigger site
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For my next haircut, should I bring pictures of gigachad to the barber and say "I want his hair?"
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People who complain about xitter immigrants are worse than actual xitter immigrants though
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If even rapeson can get a girlfriend then so can you
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https://youtube.com/shorts/RAq-H6sJjvM
oh my god HAHAHAHA NOT LIKE THIS ETYMOLOGY NERD
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Soy was literally dead a week ago, what happened? Where did all of these posters come from?
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>irony is a type of humor that is not funny
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itoddler and xittergrant thread
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<uhh what's the point of cleaning my room if it gets dirty in a week
>welp, what's the point of wiping after doing the deed?
<…
>in that case you should stop wipping your butt
<…
<…
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>US army recruitment guy on /soy
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>conlangs
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>erm…. i dont get it…. whats so funny?
>nigger poopy pooping niggers
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[sss] - Shit Sharty Says

Sharty Screenshots thread (from on or off the soysphere)


Post em
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reppey if you want to get doxed
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>if you feel genuine attraction to any of them you are gay pedophile
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nophono website
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adding natsoc symbols to your troonslop does not make it good
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get
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>time to nuke israel
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what should I goon to
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OHNONONONO soytroons what is this….
KEEEEEEK
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>THE REAL MEANING OF QLMJEYA IS QEQ LOVE MR. JEFFERY EPSTEIN YODLING AWSOMELY- WAIT NOOOOOOOOO *KABLOW*
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Anime Won
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>bbw futa
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QLMJEYLA
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i want to look like an italian mafia member but i am aryan irl fuck my fucking aryan life o algo
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who wants to dox my grandma
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who wants to dox my sister
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Favorite Rick and Morty episode
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clean it up janny
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh +_+$_+_!$+_$+_!$+_!$+_!$+_!$+__+!+_!$+_$+_$+_ %yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss esjds. M
HHDJKD
dyiasum sa s as WELCOKMB D EPOIIYPOIYYY juiew kiia liopoun ajhsyeh sootists hasha oppers medituriatses
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QLMJEYLA thread
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>HEHEHEEEEHEHEHEHE LOOK MOMMY I SAY BRAZIL BASEDER THAN SUTPIDEST BRAPGARIA HEEEHEEHE
<ehh WHAAAAT!???!?!??!?!?@?@
>NO IM SORRY-ACKKKKKKK
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>I bring a sort of Furry Vibe to the White Nationalist Group that the oldheads don't really like
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>ABOLISH. ICE.
>SUPPORT. REAL. ARTISTS
>THROW. BRICKS. AT. TRANSPHOBES
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ITT I cure your mental and physical illnesses
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CLITTY BOIII
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>fuggen feds mane normies dont understand me and shiettt…or however europa needs to be saved
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I say and do this
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medilators are really on overdrive mode
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>pirating free games
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UPZELLIG
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>saying "unalive" instead of kill
>saying "accountant" instead of sex worker
>saying "cornucopia" instead of homophobia
>saying "le dollar bean" instead of lesbian
>saying "leg booty" instead of the LGBTHIV+ community
>saying "nip nops" instead of nipples
>saying "panini" or "panoramic" instead of pandemic
>saying "seggs" instead of sex
>saying "acoustic" or "artistic" instead of autistic
>saying "blink in lio" instead of link in bio
>saying "camping" instead of abortion
>saying "cheese pizza" instead of 'p
>saying "fork" instead of fuck
>saying "grape" instead of rape
>saying "yahtzee" instead of nazi
>saying "juice" instead of jew
>saying "pew pew" instead of gun
>saying "keep yourself safe" instead of kill yourself
>saying "music festival" instead of protest
>saying "mustache man" or "austrian painter" instead of adolf hitler
>saying "opposite of love" instead of hatred
>saying "ouid" instead of weed
>saying "panda express" instead of pandemic
>saying "pdf file" instead of pedophile
>saying "pinwheel" instead of swastika
>saying "regarded" or "restarted" instead of retarded
>saying "sewer slide" instead of suicide
>saying "shmex" instead of sex
>saying "tism" instead of autism
>saying "yt" instead of white
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>this but unironically
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>BREAKFAST FOR DINNER!
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JANNY ARE YOU OK JANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY JANNY
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trump bbc mcdonalds or something
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2hu gemmies thread
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The goyim see us in such powerful positions and do everything except take notes
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why are nusois a bad thing? wouldn't we want new people to use the 'party?
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>DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELOBG ON A CROSS
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.
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I had a dream where I kidnapped a dyke and raped her and kept her in my basement for a day and fed her dog food and kept raping her until I threw her in the garbage bin.
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>SUPPORT. REAL. ARTISTS.
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>antitheist
>only gets mad at christians and *sometimes* muslims
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what is national floer of you country
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Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
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>breakfastable dinners
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>'ZA WON'T HELP. NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE 'RU AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHIT you ESL SHITSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO JARTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDO DICKRIDING TRANNY FAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE raisinTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF NAZI CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BLACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET raisinTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TROONS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO CUM AGAIN. YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. I WANT YOU TO GET A ROPE, HANG IT FROM THE CEILING, GET A STOOL, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, KICK THE STOOL OFF AND INEVITABLY DIE OF ASPHYXIATION. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR SMALL TBP. KYS.
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>You forgot the greater-than sign
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>being rejected by women
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I AM THE BIG BUFF GREY MAN
GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>soijack onions based
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They should've shut it down when chudbob got popular
They should've shut it down when smugjak got popular in russia
They should've shut it down when incredible gassy got popular
They should've kept shut it down when Doll shut it down
They should've shut it down when 4chan was hacked
They should've shut it down when "Fell for it again award" went viral
They should've shut it down when that chinese tiktok singing video got popular
They should've shut it down when 'eens realized that pooners were joining the site
They should've shut it down when that "2004 dog" tweet went viral
They should've shut it down when foids began larping with chudjak
They should've shut it down when the "found a peanut m&m on my kitchen floor" tweet went viral
R: 11 / I: 0
When I see yuri it makes my clitty leak
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R: 2 / I: 2

ITT WE TALK ABOUT OUR DREAMS

ITT WE TALK ABOUT DREAMS WEVE HAD RECENTLY
I had a dream where the Sharty shut down because of the servers and it was moved to some place called like Sharty Bunker. Like 50% of the boards were gone and I went on /a/ (anime) to beg for some random post to come back.
R: 0 / I: 0
Quote add Indian Motorcycle Owner to the nameroll rotation
R: 0 / I: 0
Why do normies blame 4cuck for their stupid idol getting doxxed/raided when its clearly us doing all of that and not them?
R: 10 / I: 4
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH MY GOONSLOP!!!
why are they like this?
R: 3 / I: 1
what do y'all think of the log today? (too lazy to post RTL poll because i am tired)
R: 4 / I: 2
R: 3 / I: 2
>AAEERERRGH JERDEE KILL MI!
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no arrow
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me posting long-dead websitecuck with no arrow knowing nusois will fall for it everytime

R: 9 / I: 3

Iron

Made this troonjak a few years ago, i think it's iron
R: 11 / I: 14
post non-ai gigas
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to all you silly nusois

you can shift click to hide bait and porn demoralization posts
R: 3 / I: 2
i think we need to revive /raid/
there are potential gemmy 'ox we could do
R: 5 / I: 2
>post soyjak edits
R: 2 / I: 2
yu need to start callin us nuGAWDs again mayne
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He is right btw
R: 7 / I: 6
Leaving in September? JSID joke or serious?
R: 9 / I: 3
>internet
>video games
>television
<radio
<books
<opera
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>anyone… feel like a good ol' fashioned… soyduel?
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>You VILL eat ze bugs!
<I already do!
>
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JUICY PEAR!
R: 6 / I: 2
HAPPY blak HISTORY MONTH EVBODY ✊🏿 👵🏿 ❤️ 🖤 💚
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First
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gore on der 'log
NIGGA THATSS NUTS
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PROJECT GEGMA

ITT we craft the most obnoxious video ever
Slopjaks, flashes, shit, DNB, ‘O, ‘G, repellant, and ‘Cado galore.
>
R: 3 / I: 1
ITT: WE KILL 2B2T HACKERS AND SHIT
i had a minecaca server and it got griefed by xhem because i had no whitelist and password and sheit. PLEASE rae them ANOOW
R: 0 / I: 0
EXTREMELY rare giga
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Anyone who spams >o algo is definitely a nusoi, its like the number one nusoi indicator
R: 1 / I: 0
I look like this and I say this
R: 1 / I: 1
>OYYYY MY GOD THERES DRAWN ‘P ON THE ‘TUBE
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fuck my horrible chud life.

i was on der public transport today and saw a couple around my age kissing, it filled me with so much hatred for myself and the world. i almost started full on crying. am i too far gone?
R: 3 / I: 0
>
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has anyone noticed the wiki being noticeably slower with edit approval recently award
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why do most anti furries assume that you’re a furnigger just because you criticized them like nigga i just said i hate furfags aswell ffs im not a tranny
R: 1 / I: 0
Guys when is the next episode of talk tuah im starting to get scared shes gone for good
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Eve Panzarino dox thread
>literalwho
tranny who wants to force fem the hecking transphobes
<
https://evepanzarino.com/
561-767-6146
9/23/1998
eveldapanzarino@icloud.com
Orlando, Florida, United States
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Who is more privileged - rootkits or a straight white man living in the usa?
R: 0 / I: 0
>KEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Nusoicacas are not obsessed with The Venture Bros! JSID already!
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What if Xitter users self inserted as the brandonjak
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>man, those kids that I tortured and extorted alongside my international pedophile cabal linked to almost all influential people of the world were tasty, anyways off to fuck some trannies, oh and I want to force it onto children too ofcourse and generally force it onto society like the niggerpedokike I am!
<OH MY HECCING SCIENCE, EPSTEINERINO JUST SAID HE LIKES TRANS WOHMEN??? XHE'S LITERALLY FETISHIZING US!!! WE'RE THE REAL VICTIMS HERE!!! FORGET ABOUT ALLAT PEDO NONSENSE HE'S A CHASER HE'S VICTIMIZING ME!!!! HE'S VICTIMINGMZINNGINGN MEEEEEE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!! I'M UNDER ATTACK!!!! I'M UNDER ATTACCKKK!!!!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
I have my jaks, my soyquotes, my boards, my window on the internet where they do other things. It could have been coaly. It's not very coaly. This was a successful site, and when it's over, when they shut it down. The sweet gems will fill the catty.
R: 3 / I: 2
>heh, billions must die, amirite, fellow soyteens?
>or what, it's over? damn, i knew nothing ever happens
R: 7 / I: 2
Tranny propaganda vid released.
Go raid it, it's still in it's infancy
https://youtube.com/UmmWUefF9QU

the link has a uwu too btw
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>
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>gooning to tranny axe wounds
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We should NOT add another goon board

goonerslop should be BANISHED from the entire site. TOTAL GOONERSPAMMER DEATH
R: 5 / I: 1
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I got banned from the 'chan for a few days so now you're stuck with me.
R: 452 / I: 100

A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
R: 493 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 77 / I: 38
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 793 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: