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itt we go on r/Transmeme/ and find validating gemmies
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He is right btw
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Anime Won
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clean it up janny
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post non-ai gigas
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Leaving in September? JSID joke or serious?
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>AAEERERRGH JERDEE KILL MI!
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>internet
>video games
>television
<radio
<books
<opera
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>being rejected by women
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
I AM THE BIG BUFF GREY MAN
GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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why are nusois a bad thing? wouldn't we want new people to use the 'party?
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We've successfully bullied iNiggers into stripping their filenames, however, we won't be appeased untill you buy an Android phone.
>miss circle large breast
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Video thread
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yu need to start callin us nuGAWDs again mayne
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>anyone… feel like a good ol' fashioned… soyduel?
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>You VILL eat ze bugs!
<I already do!
>
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space station 13

>>>/ss/3>>>/ss/3>>>/ss/3>>>/ss/3
the time to space station is now

byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888

tl;dr go to https://www.byond.com/download and download byond then put byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888 in your URL bar or the Open… button on BYOND
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JUICY PEAR!
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HAPPY blak HISTORY MONTH EVBODY ✊🏿 👵🏿 ❤️ 🖤 💚
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First
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gore on der 'log
NIGGA THATSS NUTS
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PROJECT GEGMA

ITT we craft the most obnoxious video ever
Slopjaks, flashes, shit, DNB, ‘O, ‘G, repellant, and ‘Cado galore.
>
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>post soyjak edits
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ITT: WE KILL 2B2T HACKERS AND SHIT
i had a minecaca server and it got griefed by xhem because i had no whitelist and password and sheit. PLEASE rae them ANOOW
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>'ZA WON'T HELP. NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME PEDOPHILE TRANNY NIGGER DIDDY BLUD LABUBU RAVE DUBAI CHOCOLATE FORSAKEN WHITE PEOPLE THE NIGGER HACKERS FROM 'CORD AND REDDIT HAVE HACKED INTO THE SHARTY AND BRICKED ALL OF THE BOORUS AND POSTED BLANK SHARTY NIGGER NEGROID SOYJAKS AND NOW THEY HAVE HACKED THE SHARTY SOYJACK PARTY NIGGER MEDICATION AND ADDED THE NAMEFAG CONSTELLATION INQUIRY SO NOW THE FAGGOT TRANNIE TROON HACKERS HAVE HACKED IN AND RUINED THE 'RU AND THE SITE AND NOW ARE PROBABLY GOING TO FILL IT WITH FAGGOT BOTS TO RUIN THE SITE AND CONVERT EVERYONE TO "PROGRESSIVE IDEOLOGIES" TO TURN THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA GOVERMENT TROONED-OUT COMMUNIST ANARCIST MARXISM NIGGER TERRY DAVVIS COMMUNIST GLOWNIGGER BRANCH WHITE PEOPLE'S BALATRO RETROSLOP MINOR CODED HOPE THIS HELPS AM I TOO WOKE OR MATCHA SKIBIDI TOILET TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR W FAPS 67 MANGO MUSTARD PACKGOD NOT LIKE US SYBAU THOSE WHO KNOW MUSTARD KENDRICK LAMAR DIDDY BLUD MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD AHH BOIIIII SAID DIDDY WHAT A DIDDY AHH MANGO MUSTARD 67 BLUD, THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH AND SLAP MY BELLY WHILE FARTING, GOD IM SUCH A GASSY HUMAN BEING SYBAU TS PMO TYPE SHIT you ESL SHITSKIN NIGGER FNF PEDO JARTYCUCK ZARTYCUCK SHOALLYKIKE AZERIROACH ARMENIGOONER TURKROACH FR*NCH MAP PEDO DICKRIDING TRANNY FAGGOT STRAIGHT FROM CHECHNYA SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN HAMASS_1488 JOEL PROTOKLEKI NIGGERHELL BRIMSTONETROON XITTERIMMIGRANT 'TUBEIMMIGRANT COALPOSTER BRIMPOSTER TOUHOUPOSTER MIKOBOWL LARPING GAPELEE SAGELEE NAS POSTING NIGGER SLVT4BIBISI TERRY CREWS ALL OF THE NAMEFAGS COMBINED INTO ONE raisinTY NIGGER KILL YOURSELF LIKE DEADASS JUST END IT ALL ALREADY NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BRIMSTONE YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT YOU DUMB NIGGER CHINK POONER FPEPEDO RUSSIAN MILITARY SERBIAN MILITARY BUFF NAZI CHUD LARPER THAT IS IN REALITY A LITTLE KID GAY BLACK NIGGER MUDSLIME JEET raisinTY STINKY SMELLY STENCHY KIKE ULTRAFAG COMMIE PEDOTROON LARPING AS A BUFF CHUD (AGAIN) KID THAT IS A CHILD-"""""""""""MAN""""""""""" AND IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALIAN (AGAIN) (NOT MAN CHILD) CRYING AT THEIR COMPUTER BECAUSE THE SUPERIOR QANON MQGQ QATRIQTS TOLD THEM 8:00 IS BEDTIME. YOU IFUNNY IMMIGRANT RULE34 442TROONS PEDONIGGERFAGGOT GOONED TO SOYTAN AND SOYLITA AGAIN AWARD HAVING NUKAKATWITTERTROONA FROGBAIT POSTER SAGING NIGGERKIKE THAT FEEDS ON BAIT REPLIES AND DERAILMENT THREADS TO FUEL THEIR TBP TO CUM AGAIN. YOU BIG FAT RETARDED ARABKIKE 'FFY'AFE CORDTROON LARPING AS AN A10 ARYAN (YOU WILL ACTUALLY NEVER BE WHITE) BUT IS ACTUALLY A 3'2" SHITSKIN BEHIND THAT DIRTY NIGGER SCREEN OF YOURS. YOU SAY SOYTAN, SOYLITA, SOYSUBA, MYMY, MAYA, COCO IS BUILT FOR BBÇ OR BWĆ OR ANY OTHER FORCED BRIMSTONE FOID CHARACTERS THAT IS LITERALLY FORCED NAS COAL BRIMSTONE NIGGERTRANIME THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALSO FORCED BY A PEDO. HUH, ISN'T THAT AMAZING AND SURPRISING? COLOR ME SURPRISED MY NIGGA. SO, BEFORE I GO, KYS, KYS, KYS, AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT, I MEAN KYS NOW. I WANT YOU TO GET A ROPE, HANG IT FROM THE CEILING, GET A STOOL, PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK, KICK THE STOOL OFF AND INEVITABLY DIE OF ASPHYXIATION. YOU POST THE SAME GONE_GROOMINQ GONE_GOONINQ NIGGERBRIM FROM XITTER EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. DAY LIKE CAN WE GET A BREAK? SERIOUSLY CAN WE NIGGER? SO, WITH THAT BEING SAID, KYS, AND GET WIPED OFF THIS EARTH FOREVER. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE KIDS, NOR CAN YOU BECAUSE YOUR TBP IS SO SMALL IT'S ALMOST LIKE A CIITTY. IT LEAKS AND REEKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER WASH YOURSELF YOU DIRTY AZERIROACH NIGGER. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPERM BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CUM AND YOUR TBP IS TOO SMALL TO AROUSE ANY WOMAN IN THE WORLD. EVEN THE MOST RETARDED MUDSLIME FOID "WOMAN" TRANNY BLIND DEAF NIGGER WILL NOT RIDE YOUR SMALL TBP. KYS.
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Iron

Made this troonjak a few years ago, i think it's iron
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Is Marley considered ‘Sharty culture?
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EXTREMELY rare giga
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Anyone who spams >o algo is definitely a nusoi, its like the number one nusoi indicator
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>DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELOBG ON A CROSS
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I look like this and I say this
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>OYYYY MY GOD THERES DRAWN ‘P ON THE ‘TUBE
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fuck my horrible chud life.

i was on der public transport today and saw a couple around my age kissing, it filled me with so much hatred for myself and the world. i almost started full on crying. am i too far gone?
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>
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has anyone noticed the wiki being noticeably slower with edit approval recently award
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why do most anti furries assume that you’re a furnigger just because you criticized them like nigga i just said i hate furfags aswell ffs im not a tranny
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Guys when is the next episode of talk tuah im starting to get scared shes gone for good
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Eve Panzarino dox thread
>literalwho
tranny who wants to force fem the hecking transphobes
<
https://evepanzarino.com/
561-767-6146
9/23/1998
eveldapanzarino@icloud.com
Orlando, Florida, United States
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Who is more privileged - rootkits or a straight white man living in the usa?
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>KEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Nusoicacas are not obsessed with The Venture Bros! JSID already!
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What if Xitter users self inserted as the brandonjak
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>man, those kids that I tortured and extorted alongside my international pedophile cabal linked to almost all influential people of the world were tasty, anyways off to fuck some trannies, oh and I want to force it onto children too ofcourse and generally force it onto society like the niggerpedokike I am!
<OH MY HECCING SCIENCE, EPSTEINERINO JUST SAID HE LIKES TRANS WOHMEN??? XHE'S LITERALLY FETISHIZING US!!! WE'RE THE REAL VICTIMS HERE!!! FORGET ABOUT ALLAT PEDO NONSENSE HE'S A CHASER HE'S VICTIMIZING ME!!!! HE'S VICTIMINGMZINNGINGN MEEEEEE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!! I'M UNDER ATTACK!!!! I'M UNDER ATTACCKKK!!!!!!!
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song thread
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I have my jaks, my soyquotes, my boards, my window on the internet where they do other things. It could have been coaly. It's not very coaly. This was a successful site, and when it's over, when they shut it down. The sweet gems will fill the catty.
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>heh, billions must die, amirite, fellow soyteens?
>or what, it's over? damn, i knew nothing ever happens
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Tranny propaganda vid released.
Go raid it, it's still in it's infancy
https://youtube.com/UmmWUefF9QU

the link has a uwu too btw
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>
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>gooning to tranny axe wounds
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We should NOT add another goon board

goonerslop should be BANISHED from the entire site. TOTAL GOONERSPAMMER DEATH
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>'tubecacas are now making sharty references before they even exist on the sharty

just shut it down at this point geg
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I got banned from the 'chan for a few days so now you're stuck with me.
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wholsom 100
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check em

Dubs are when you get wins o algo
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>gooning to astolfo porn
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billions must fry
not twitter btw
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>feral - 716k
>young - 282k
>gore - 19k
>zoophile_iconography - 53
>pedophile_iconography - 101
>soyjak.party - 3
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>calling everything slop
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>using sage as downvote button because you don't know how imageboards work
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QLMJEYLA
QUOTE LIMEADE MUSTARD JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY
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Gapejak thread

Post gapejaks
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>Operation 9/11
>Satoko_houjou_fan
>Joel
>Brown troonjaks
>Albert
>Italian chad
>Noahmusic2009@gmail.com
>Mikobowl
>442oons
>Flartson
>TinyFrogPecker
>Jarty
>Shemmy
>Angeleno
>Root
>Ronald
>Coal police
>MarioMan
>/qa/ full of 'zellig
>Pre-700K /pol/
>Pre-100K /int/
>Jannies moving threads
>No MPA
>HTSMs not being angry as now
>Gemmy threads getting stickied
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nophono has infiltrated the chicken factory
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>NOOOOOO DONT REPORT MY DRAWN PORN GEMMIES!!!!
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>using mkultra to turn convicted pedos into pedo hunting serial killers
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Racists BTFO’d by science
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>Trust the science.
>Consume the product.
>Eat the bugs.
>Drink the soy.
>Live in the pod.
>Praise Fauci.
>Nothing matters and that's le good.
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> One of words you've used is considered racial slur by Reddit. Please, refrain from using such word anywhere on Reddit - You will be banned from the site.

>Your comment was automatically filtered to protect You and the sub from getting banned. Please, post comment again without this word or edit your comment and ask mod to restore it.
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==ITT WE CREATE CHOK==


Since namerolls where added the name "Chok" always confused soyteens, there was nothing called chok until teens made a nuvariant with the name.
The nuvariant was coal and I think that chok should be an edit of an already existing 'jak
You get to decide the features.
Now what variant should it be?
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Soot would block ICE cars
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>christpilled
<the other christpilled
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>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DOWNLOAD A SOYJAK FOLDER
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Sinnoh has fallen…
Billions must find Shaymin o algo…
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>Being excited for the new Deltarune chapter
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>spending more time talking to chatGPT than anybody you know in real life outside of your immediate family
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iToddlers GTFO

No iToddlers allowed ITT
iToddler niggers GTFO of my thread
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ITT we gigaquote random rap lyrics
>Take a thang, shoot a nigga on a sight
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i love this song
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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Ellohay isthay is my irstfay oyjaksay
R: 1 / I: 1
start another useless ngiger war but it's between my favourite utube channels
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>i like my ice… crushed
<…
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OH NO FROGDOODIES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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and oreos
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Why is lolicon not mentioned in the Epstein files, but yuri and FNAF porno are mentioned?
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--SOLUTION FOR WHEN SOMEBODY INSULTS YOUR FAVOURITE TROON SLOP--

Just ignore them.
That's how all the useless nigger wars will end
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Guess what chudcels it's blak history month
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<test
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Operation: destroy avatarfags

OPERATION: DESTROY AVATARFAGS
/soy/ has been overrun with avatarfags and we should all report them.
List of avatarfags
Satina poster
Fpe poster
Pvz poster
Lots of nuvariant forcers
Find and report more if you can
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>WAIT… YOU'RE TELLING ME… YOU MEAN… CHRISTIANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO JERK OFF???
>OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THEY'RE SO REPREEEESSSSEEED HOW DO THEY LIVE? THAT IS SO SLOWBURN A24 HORRIFYING I CAN'T IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT FUCKING GOONING EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! THAT'S SO HORRIFYING!!! I FEEL SO HECKIN BAD FOR THEM!!! POOR PUPPERINOS!!!!
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>OPERATION: DESTROY AVATARFAGS
>/soy/ has been overrun with avatarfags and we should all report them.
>List of avatarfags
>Satina poster
>Fpe poster
>Pvz poster
>Lots of nuvariant forcers
>Find and report more if you can
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my shemale girlfriend
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>soicucks would vote diddly over einstein
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>walking cities
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>renaming all your files IMG_9281 to shit up threads with shitania
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who wants to dox my bully
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emulation is keyed
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2hu gemmies thread
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GUROCHAN RAID

WARNING : THE CONTENTS OF THIS RAID MAY BE DISTRESSING TO SOME USERS, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

guro.cx

GET IN HERE NOWWWWWWWW

Zalgo Text: zalgo.org
Gemmy symbol that rapes browser:

RAISE HELL FOR THESE DEGENERATES
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who wants to dox my mom and dad with me
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>how bad is he, doc? Is it as bad as it looks
<yes, my dear, i believe it is. When first administered, he believed that an organisation of some sorts, called the 'jerdeee' was personally attacking him; gangstalking if you will. We put him on anti-psychotics, but to no avail. In our 8 months of treatment, he has formed an alternate personality, a personally that is akin to a stereotypical blak man known as 'HTSM' and he believes nophono will kill 'everybaldi'. I have no idea what these are, because any interaction with him leads to-
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS GEEEEEEEEGG OH NONONONONONONOONONONO HHUAAAGHH ITZ DA FUGGEN FERDEEEEE DA FARTYYYYTTT JSID JSID NOPHONO CARES ABOUT SHIT BALDI
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>'PETA WON
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HWABAG.
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what is this?
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marge did picrel happen
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>A broken clock is right twice a day
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>brought to you by the creators of DNB, CBT, BMT, ABC, AMD, 'O & 'P, BBC, PS3, GDP, PPP
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>WOWIE ZOWIE ASTROBOT HAS ALL THE CHARACTERS I KNOW AND LOVE IN ASTROBOT FORM AND ITS EPIC RETRO N64 COLLECTATHON PLATFORMER TOO NOSTALGIA UNLOCKED TIME TO RENT OUT A P FIDDY
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>Using /asp/ as a cloud storage
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>hating Nintendo because Playstation is better
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what is his secret?
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Nobaldi EPI'd me
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BGs not like this GEGGGGGG and oreos
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whats up soibuds
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Claviculаr wаs brutally frаme mogged by аn АSU frаt leаder.
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>QLMJEYLA
I dont use this site for a month and you guys already come up with new niggerbabble
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Canjak fucking won
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^nusoicacas don't matter geeeg
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how do i bot snca alt-wplace sites
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>JSID
>Not versatile, can't be used outside contexts of websites and groups
>Letters aren't interchangeable, JSID will always mean "Just shut it down". The most modification you can do is add an A to the end to make it "Just shut it down already". Any more modification and its unrecognizable
>You mentally read the word with it's meaning (JUST SHUT IT DOWN) because it's grammatically impossible to pronounce normally without just saying "Jay Ess Eye Dee" (no one does this)
>The person who made this was trans btw because it just is, okay?
<QLMJEYLA
<Usable for people, making it easy to use in any scenario. Very versatile
<You can modify it to basically anything, you can remove M so its just QLJEYLA, You can add others like BBQ so its QLMBBQJEYLA, change the first 3 letters entirely OPJEYLA (OP Just end your life already) or you can just use JEYLA as a sharty-exclusive KYS
<You mentally read it as "Qu Ell Emm Jey Da", making it's usage as an acronym more appropriate and easier to remember, despite the longer letter count
<The person who made this was a white aryan beast, because it just is, okay?
Why aren't you using QLMJEYLA, /soy/?
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how old are you
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Planning another raid for AmeriCHADs44

What should we do?
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You guys are cool
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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(((they))) don't want you to know about diddy folders
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>https://htsm.in/lifeathtsm
<it's just pictures of aryans
^nusois BTFO
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>Super BVLL Sunday
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Who's winning the super bowl?
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OC thread
>
<
^
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>supporting real artist and fucking ice in the ass
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Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader.
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>antitheist
>only gets mad at christians and *sometimes* muslims
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>SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS! FUCK ICE!
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>
Link the most bullshit zogged scientific studies
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GEG!!! QLMJCEYLA
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>le sharty shuts down forever
>nothing happens
>everyone moves on like nothing ever happened
>…
>no more soyjaks, therefore troons have nothing to post on xitter and ack due to boredom
<QLMJEYLA!
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nusois… im horny and want big trans cock
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QLMJEYLADOCJTHRKSJUHDRLAPAPSJEBDBRAP
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>this is kuz language
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QLMJEYLA
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Would you rather leak your clitty at trannies, or leak your clitty to trannies?
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>Waow you’re not from America? can you teach me swear words in your language???
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Theory

The Sataniaposter is none other then swaglord, a notable Itoddler on 4cuck's /g/. Mods can you tell me if you see IP 136.49.39.222 somewhere?
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QLJEYLA>QLMJEYLA
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<r/AskReddit, whats your scariest cuckhold stories?
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Fef, it's fluffy!
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heh.
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Reply with itoddler if you’re a nigger with down’s syndrome and a pedophile
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Wife
R: 1 / I: 0
H
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New idea: secret ban
A secretly banned user doesn't know that he is banned, he still can post but those posts are only seen to him and jannies. Jannies can interact with those posts and pretend to be regular users to create an illusion of average soyteen seeing them.
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Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader
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Igod
(Not posting on android promise.)
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autists

Autistic people are some of the best and worst people in the world. On one hand we have the sharty and the math autists. On the otherhand we have annoying ass faggots and trannies.

>
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I need a spanking
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Israel won. Zionism won. Kikes won.
"Aryans" lost. Goyim lost. Nazism lost.
Your "superior white race" was too retarded to not get silently taken over by the truly superior Jews. They took control of all of your governments and economies because the white race is too retarded to do it themselves. Ask yourself this; why have all the most powerful and smart leaders allied with Israel? Because Israel fucking won. They are smarter and more persistent than we will ever be, because they've had to endure centuries of persecution. They've had to adapt to the worst situations, time after time again, and they survived.
Admit it. The white race has stagnated, become docile and weak, addicted to consumerism, drugs and instant microwave goyslop. The Jews have only gotten stronger, and continue to innovate to this day.
Israel is the perfect ethnostate and zionism is like national socialism for the jews, meanwhile the USA is full of fat mutts, and the UK is getting invaded by shitskin terrorists. Which one do you think is the superior race?
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rewatching fpe for the thrembillionth time while eating a pack of oreos brah
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nobaldi falls for bait anymore, its all just OP samefagging 60 reppeys and self bumping himself for 3 hours because hes an extremely autistic nigger
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>having a portrait of yourself labeled as "me"
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FROGPOOPAS WHAT IS THIS?!
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ANXIETY IS PREMONITION
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<Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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>having your court case taking longer than the given sentence
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What's the point in the 18+ rule if a majority of this site is very likely 12-14?
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>giggle chat
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For my next haircut, should I bring pictures of gigachad to the barber and say "I want his hair?"
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People think I’m a ‘teen but I’m 37 years old!
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It pmo sm that y'all niggas call ANYTHING autism
>
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QLMJEYLA
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>I love troon archive *BRAPPPP*
R: 493 / I: 101
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 0 / I: 0
Pvz and vlodson won
R: 1 / I: 1
we should start using cobson a bit more
very underrated variant
R: 2 / I: 1
turn him into a soi boi woah jack
R: 8 / I: 0
Where will you go when it shuts down?
R: 2 / I: 2
never shut it down or I kill myself
R: 9 / I: 4

MESSAGE TO THE QUOTECORD

QLMJEYLA
QUOTE, LIMEAIDS, MUSTARD, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY.
R: 2 / I: 1
>Can't even post the 'leaving in September' copypasta without the word filter automoving it to /q/ because the site that hosts the soyjaks is mentioned
JSID
R: 5 / I: 0
y'all know that vid where benson got EPI'd by that planetdolan cat or something and then turned into shane dawson?
R: 147 / I: 97
POOP
itt you post images and I turn them into variant:unknowns
POOP2
R: 6 / I: 0
Can I get more gifs like this o algo
R: 4 / I: 1

Total Sqrlyjack Death

reposting from /raid/

<who?

Jake Ryan aka SqrlyJack is a antimatter AGP commie troon from Cincinnati that is guilty of:
>Sending furry porn to minors since the late 2000s (first on Weegee wikis, then on Twitter and finally on on some SATAM fan 'cord server)
>Being unironical communist and denying wacrimes and human rights violations by communist states
>Creating "Modern Bubsy" aka that tranny version of Bubsy and harassing OG Bubsy devs for not making it an actual official thing
>Having a fetish for killing or aborting children (probably caused by FNAF and Halloween spin off of The Walten Files)
>Making VR Chat bulge expansion videos on YouTube that are not age restricted which shows that this sick fag may be into EPI
>Hating religion
>Ruining Chipmunks at 16 speed/Sludgefest for me
>After the latest Epstein Files release Sqrlyjack just like other troons and leftists decided to go "all chuds, rightoids, miggers and conservatives all of them no matter what all of f*ckin them are heckin pedos and not us because we are heckin perfect compared to these chuds and we totally dosen't have pedos and trans pedos dosen't exist and only rightoid pedos you heckin chud"(like if people like Vaush, Goonclown, Sangie, 4lung, Birdie, Pediverse troons and other leftist, tranny or pooner pedos didn exist)
>xe killed a pet parrot (oyyyyyyyyyy)

<Should we 'oxx and 'za xim

Idk, maybe let's start with trolling xim on Troonsky and try to got all of xis Vrchat EPI videos (or maybe xer entire YT channel) taken down
If none of these will have successfull results then yeah, we can 'oxx xim and send 'za


<Xer socials

>https://sqrlyjackworld.neocities.org/home
>https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sqrlyjack/
>https://www.deviantart.com/sqrlyjack
>https://bsky.app/profile/sqrlyjack.bsky.social
>https://www.pillowfort.social/SqrlyJack
>https://ko-fi.com/sqrlyjack



For more info on this degenerate watch this video:
https://youtu.be/zip2vD-oGto?si=xKoQ7orXhXjiiDE2

Hope we get that sick motherfucker

†DEUSTVULT†
R: 6 / I: 0
Swinnу јаrtу
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 5

EVERYBALDI WILL USE THIS

Theres too much infighting on whether we should shut it down. How about a NEW DIVERISE AND INCLUSIVE TERM?
QLMJEYLA
QUOTE, LIMEAIDS, MUSTARD, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY.
R: 3 / I: 1
RANGEBAN FINLAND
R: 2 / I: 2
post your favorite soy wojack
R: 12 / I: 4
>HNNNNNNG!!!—OH GODDDD!—IT'S—SOOOOO—BIG!—
R: 3 / I: 2
Why are soycux posting soylita?
R: 13 / I: 6

This is a real interaction i saw on xitter

>*golden dandelion*
<Garbage AI slop. The joke was never funny in the first place, the fact it is literally only spurred by the spamming of AI slop images in tiktok comments doesn't help.
^Golden dandelion is aryan btw, if that matters
R: 3 / I: 0
Real "gigas" goon to blakED BBC porn and kill nazi scum and you know it, how could you tell?
R: 7 / I: 2
QLMJEYLA
R: 1 / I: 1
[Insert unoriginal soyquote about like poop2 or something]
R: 6 / I: 2
STOP. USING. AUTISM. AS. AN. INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 9 / I: 5
GIGGERS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
R: 28 / I: 11

instagram reelsp

I'm from Instagram reels, what should I know about the sharty?
R: 2 / I: 1
>people making new threads instead of replying to the ones already up
JSID
R: 6 / I: 2
full grown adults leaking over banned lego ripoff game is the funniest shit ever

i love making fun of the manchildren that still play this shitty game btw i dont watch this shit a friend of mine sent this geggerald video to me
>I CANT PLAY DANDEYS WORLD (a game for literal toddlers)
R: 1 / I: 0
>>15095866(OP)
i hawp you eet poopoo
R: 7 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
SALLY FACE IS BAD BECAUSE IT IS RACIST
R: 10 / I: 4
>nusois derail threads instead of ignoring spam
R: 15 / I: 12
I fucking SPILLED my drink! Janny! Quote! if you dont give me attention NOW, I WILL CONTINUE CRYING!
And NO im not being funny! Im in distress! Help me!
R: 3 / I: 3
>Mcdonalds Typing Cobson
R: 9 / I: 3
there was one specific soyjak that has this variant wearing a transflag T-shirt with a satanic logo on it and a zionist pin while wearing a diaper
if you have it send it to me make sure it’s also high quality
(and no jannies im not a pedophile i just wanna use it for slopjaks)
>arrow so i wont look like this
R: 0 / I: 0
I look like this
R: 22 / I: 25
SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
R: 0 / I: 0
PVZ AND VLODSON ARE GEMS
R: 8 / I: 4
>soijak posting is… le funny!
>I'm a schizo, hahaha!
Fucking teenagers.
R: 0 / I: 0
PVZ IS A GEM
R: 2 / I: 1
PVZ IS ANTI RACIST AND IT WONNNNNNNNNNN
R: 3 / I: 1

post nas

post nas because its gooder than ias and soyjaks are dead meme
R: 52 / I: 24
ITT we post our library
R: 14 / I: 16
Ban itoddlers and the logs quality will significantly increase.
R: 1 / I: 0
t3st
R: 1 / I: 1

Andrew Wanvynjak

R: 0 / I: 0
SAAAR I POOPIE ALL OVER PAKISTAN KULCHUUR
R: 1 / I: 0
Pvz wabag
R: 1 / I: 0
jannies activated the pph machine
R: 8 / I: 5
R: 1 / I: 1
itt we are connecting to nazi.network
R: 3 / I: 0
i just shit
R: 3 / I: 3
>science!
R: 14 / I: 7
Pizza Hut plans to close 250 U.S. restaurants in the first half of this year
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/pizza-hut-closing-250-us-stores-parent-company-129892214
R: 6 / I: 1
If you don't like blak coffee you are a shitskin

Snopes said so
R: 6 / I: 1
ITT we celebrate markiGOD
R: 15 / I: 15
Post the geggiest sharty screenshot you have not from the Soysphere itself
R: 3 / I: 4
How do you feel about avgn being more IAS now? o algo
R: 11 / I: 20
Bimmyjak>satania
Reply if you agree
R: 10 / I: 7
itt we post deviantart gemmies
>rope swing fetish is a real thing
R: 7 / I: 4
I should really start just filtering out posts with Itodler
R: 7 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
>adam johnson
R: 2 / I: 0
IRON LUNG WON
R: 35 / I: 7
SHARTYSHITS…
R: 2 / I: 4
Quote sit on my BWC
R: 35 / I: 21
R: 7 / I: 2

LEFTYPOL RAID

raid the coal board which is sibera, its an absolute cesspit of a board with nsfw and IRL soyaks
>why?
It would be funny
R: 5 / I: 2
is it gay or bisexual to have a large ass?
R: 10 / I: 4
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WHY IS SERVER SO DEE-N-BEEEEE ITS NOT LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF NA IS ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!! WAHHHH JAYYYYYSIDDDDDDDDD!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
>take da wheel lawd and kang
R: 35 / I: 7
"JSID" is a cope. If it shut down the people screaming it the most would be the ones weeping and hanging themselves.
R: 1 / I: 0
tiktok gods are a winned, all poonerslop enjoyer is win
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 87 / I: 31
alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
R: 0 / I: 0

Lil Jon shares statement after police recover body believed to be his son

>Police in Georgia say they have recovered a body believed to be the son of rapper Lil Jon.
<OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH–nooooooooo……..
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/body-recovered-believed-son-rapper-lil-jon/story?id=129931258
R: 6 / I: 3
Continue my work, if you're the one you know what to post. Farewell.
R: 0 / I: 0
how it feels to finally post on farting shirts after evading
R: 45 / I: 19
literally why is this nigger so gay
>countries… but they're like girls in skirts!
R: 7 / I: 2
Shotjak WABAG
R: 2 / I: 1
we need a gif like this but with the ai hunks instead
R: 3 / I: 0
DIDDY JOCKEY
R: 11 / I: 6
reply with the letter p if pedo
R: 322 / I: 219
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 77 / I: 38
JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 550 / I: 123

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 793 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
R: 457 / I: 193

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 383 / I: 63

Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
R: 1670 / I: 383

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: