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>WAIT… YOU'RE TELLING ME… YOU MEAN… CHRISTIANS AREN'T ALLOWED TO JERK OFF???
>OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THEY'RE SO REPREEEESSSSEEED HOW DO THEY LIVE? THAT IS SO SLOWBURN A24 HORRIFYING I CAN'T IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT FUCKING GOONING EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! THAT'S SO HORRIFYING!!! I FEEL SO HECKIN BAD FOR THEM!!! POOR PUPPERINOS!!!!
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>i like my ice… crushed
<…
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Operation: destroy avatarfags

OPERATION: DESTROY AVATARFAGS
/soy/ has been overrun with avatarfags and we should all report them.
List of avatarfags
Satina poster
Fpe poster
Pvz poster
Lots of nuvariant forcers
Find and report more if you can
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Who's winning the super bowl?
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>antitheist
>only gets mad at christians and *sometimes* muslims
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>QLMJEYLA
I dont use this site for a month and you guys already come up with new niggerbabble
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my shemale girlfriend
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>Super BVLL Sunday
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Why is lolicon not mentioned in the Epstein files, but yuri and FNAF porno are mentioned?
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OC thread
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marge did picrel happen
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iToddlers GTFO

No iToddlers allowed ITT
iToddler niggers GTFO of my thread
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>SUPPORT REAL ARTISTS! FUCK ICE!
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ias
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Link the most bullshit zogged scientific studies
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GEG!!! QLMJCEYLA
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HWABAG.
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how old are you
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>le sharty shuts down forever
>nothing happens
>everyone moves on like nothing ever happened
>…
>no more soyjaks, therefore troons have nothing to post on xitter and ack due to boredom
<QLMJEYLA!
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QLMJEYLA
QUOTE LIMEADE MUSTARD JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY
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nusois… im horny and want big trans cock
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QLMJEYLADOCJTHRKSJUHDRLAPAPSJEBDBRAP
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>this is kuz language
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QLMJEYLA
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Would you rather leak your clitty at trannies, or leak your clitty to trannies?
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>Waow you’re not from America? can you teach me swear words in your language???
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heil hitler
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Theory

The Sataniaposter is none other then swaglord, a notable Itoddler on 4cuck's /g/. Mods can you tell me if you see IP 136.49.39.222 somewhere?
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QLJEYLA>QLMJEYLA
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PROJECT GEGMA

ITT we craft the most obnoxious video ever
Slopjaks, flashes, shit, DNB, ‘O, ‘G, repellant, and ‘Cado galore.
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<r/AskReddit, whats your scariest cuckhold stories?
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Fef, it's fluffy!
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heh.
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Reply with itoddler if you’re a nigger with down’s syndrome and a pedophile
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Wife
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H
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New idea: secret ban
A secretly banned user doesn't know that he is banned, he still can post but those posts are only seen to him and jannies. Jannies can interact with those posts and pretend to be regular users to create an illusion of average soyteen seeing them.
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Clavicular was brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader
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Igod
(Not posting on android promise.)
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autists

Autistic people are some of the best and worst people in the world. On one hand we have the sharty and the math autists. On the otherhand we have annoying ass faggots and trannies.

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I need a spanking
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Israel won. Zionism won. Kikes won.
"Aryans" lost. Goyim lost. Nazism lost.
Your "superior white race" was too retarded to not get silently taken over by the truly superior Jews. They took control of all of your governments and economies because the white race is too retarded to do it themselves. Ask yourself this; why have all the most powerful and smart leaders allied with Israel? Because Israel fucking won. They are smarter and more persistent than we will ever be, because they've had to endure centuries of persecution. They've had to adapt to the worst situations, time after time again, and they survived.
Admit it. The white race has stagnated, become docile and weak, addicted to consumerism, drugs and instant microwave goyslop. The Jews have only gotten stronger, and continue to innovate to this day.
Israel is the perfect ethnostate and zionism is like national socialism for the jews, meanwhile the USA is full of fat mutts, and the UK is getting invaded by shitskin terrorists. Which one do you think is the superior race?
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ITT we gigaquote random rap lyrics
>Take a thang, shoot a nigga on a sight
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A Heist with Neutralplier

>chud, we finally located where the big blue crystal is, it is in the boogeyman labs in the forets of portland oregon, if we get it, we can use its penis enlarging power to finally escape inceldom, this will be our big break, only problem is were now in san francisco, how do we get there, what will we do next
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>DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELOBG ON A CROSS
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rewatching fpe for the thrembillionth time while eating a pack of oreos brah
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>Operation 9/11
>Satoko_houjou_fan
>Joel
>Brown troonjaks
>Albert
>Italian chad
>Noahmusic2009@gmail.com
>Mikobowl
>442oons
>Flartson
>TinyFrogPecker
>Jarty
>Shemmy
>Angeleno
>Root
>Ronald
>Coal police
>MarioMan
>/qa/ full of 'zellig
>Pre-700K /pol/
>Pre-100K /int/
>Jannies moving threads
>No MPA
>HTSMs not being angry as now
>Gemmy threads getting stickied
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nobaldi falls for bait anymore, its all just OP samefagging 60 reppeys and self bumping himself for 3 hours because hes an extremely autistic nigger
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Planning another raid for AmeriCHADs44

What should we do?
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>having a portrait of yourself labeled as "me"
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FROGPOOPAS WHAT IS THIS?!
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ANXIETY IS PREMONITION
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<Something went wrong. Please try again later.
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>having your court case taking longer than the given sentence
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What's the point in the 18+ rule if a majority of this site is very likely 12-14?
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>giggle chat
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For my next haircut, should I bring pictures of gigachad to the barber and say "I want his hair?"
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People think I’m a ‘teen but I’m 37 years old!
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It pmo sm that y'all niggas call ANYTHING autism
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QLMJEYLA
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>I love troon archive *BRAPPPP*
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Pvz and vlodson won
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we should start using cobson a bit more
very underrated variant
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turn him into a soi boi woah jack
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Where will you go when it shuts down?
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never shut it down or I kill myself
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MESSAGE TO THE QUOTECORD

QLMJEYLA
QUOTE, LIMEAIDS, MUSTARD, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY.
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>Can't even post the 'leaving in September' copypasta without the word filter automoving it to /q/ because the site that hosts the soyjaks is mentioned
JSID
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y'all know that vid where benson got EPI'd by that planetdolan cat or something and then turned into shane dawson?
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POOP
itt you post images and I turn them into variant:unknowns
POOP2
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Can I get more gifs like this o algo
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You guys are cool
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Total Sqrlyjack Death

reposting from /raid/

<who?

Jake Ryan aka SqrlyJack is a antimatter AGP commie troon from Cincinnati that is guilty of:
>Sending furry porn to minors since the late 2000s (first on Weegee wikis, then on Twitter and finally on on some SATAM fan 'cord server)
>Being unironical communist and denying wacrimes and human rights violations by communist states
>Creating "Modern Bubsy" aka that tranny version of Bubsy and harassing OG Bubsy devs for not making it an actual official thing
>Having a fetish for killing or aborting children (probably caused by FNAF and Halloween spin off of The Walten Files)
>Making VR Chat bulge expansion videos on YouTube that are not age restricted which shows that this sick fag may be into EPI
>Hating religion
>Ruining Chipmunks at 16 speed/Sludgefest for me
>After the latest Epstein Files release Sqrlyjack just like other troons and leftists decided to go "all chuds, rightoids, miggers and conservatives all of them no matter what all of f*ckin them are heckin pedos and not us because we are heckin perfect compared to these chuds and we totally dosen't have pedos and trans pedos dosen't exist and only rightoid pedos you heckin chud"(like if people like Vaush, Goonclown, Sangie, 4lung, Birdie, Pediverse troons and other leftist, tranny or pooner pedos didn exist)
>xe killed a pet parrot (oyyyyyyyyyy)

<Should we 'oxx and 'za xim

Idk, maybe let's start with trolling xim on Troonsky and try to got all of xis Vrchat EPI videos (or maybe xer entire YT channel) taken down
If none of these will have successfull results then yeah, we can 'oxx xim and send 'za


<Xer socials

>https://sqrlyjackworld.neocities.org/home
>https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sqrlyjack/
>https://www.deviantart.com/sqrlyjack
>https://bsky.app/profile/sqrlyjack.bsky.social
>https://www.pillowfort.social/SqrlyJack
>https://ko-fi.com/sqrlyjack



For more info on this degenerate watch this video:
https://youtu.be/zip2vD-oGto?si=xKoQ7orXhXjiiDE2

Hope we get that sick motherfucker

†DEUSTVULT†
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Swinnу јаrtу
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EVERYBALDI WILL USE THIS

Theres too much infighting on whether we should shut it down. How about a NEW DIVERISE AND INCLUSIVE TERM?
QLMJEYLA
QUOTE, LIMEAIDS, MUSTARD, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY.
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RANGEBAN FINLAND
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post your favorite soy wojack
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check em

Dubs are when you get wins o algo
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>HNNNNNNG!!!—OH GODDDD!—IT'S—SOOOOO—BIG!—
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Why are soycux posting soylita?
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This is a real interaction i saw on xitter

>*golden dandelion*
<Garbage AI slop. The joke was never funny in the first place, the fact it is literally only spurred by the spamming of AI slop images in tiktok comments doesn't help.
^Golden dandelion is aryan btw, if that matters
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Real "gigas" goon to blakED BBC porn and kill nazi scum and you know it, how could you tell?
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QLMJEYLA
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[Insert unoriginal soyquote about like poop2 or something]
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STOP. USING. AUTISM. AS. AN. INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GIGGERS THIS IS YOUR MINDSET
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instagram reelsp

I'm from Instagram reels, what should I know about the sharty?
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>people making new threads instead of replying to the ones already up
JSID
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full grown adults leaking over banned lego ripoff game is the funniest shit ever

i love making fun of the manchildren that still play this shitty game btw i dont watch this shit a friend of mine sent this geggerald video to me
>I CANT PLAY DANDEYS WORLD (a game for literal toddlers)
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>>15095866(OP)
i hawp you eet poopoo
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SALLY FACE IS BAD BECAUSE IT IS RACIST
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>nusois derail threads instead of ignoring spam
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I fucking SPILLED my drink! Janny! Quote! if you dont give me attention NOW, I WILL CONTINUE CRYING!
And NO im not being funny! Im in distress! Help me!
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<test
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>Mcdonalds Typing Cobson
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there was one specific soyjak that has this variant wearing a transflag T-shirt with a satanic logo on it and a zionist pin while wearing a diaper
if you have it send it to me make sure it’s also high quality
(and no jannies im not a pedophile i just wanna use it for slopjaks)
>arrow so i wont look like this
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I look like this
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SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
SATANIATROONS ARE JANNIES
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PVZ AND VLODSON ARE GEMS
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>soijak posting is… le funny!
>I'm a schizo, hahaha!
Fucking teenagers.
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PVZ IS A GEM
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PVZ IS ANTI RACIST AND IT WONNNNNNNNNNN
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post nas

post nas because its gooder than ias and soyjaks are dead meme
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ITT we post our library
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Ban itoddlers and the logs quality will significantly increase.
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t3st
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Andrew Wanvynjak

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SAAAR I POOPIE ALL OVER PAKISTAN KULCHUUR
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Pvz wabag
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jannies activated the pph machine
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itt we are connecting to nazi.network
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i just shit
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>science!
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Pizza Hut plans to close 250 U.S. restaurants in the first half of this year
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/pizza-hut-closing-250-us-stores-parent-company-129892214
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If you don't like blak coffee you are a shitskin

Snopes said so
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ITT we celebrate markiGOD
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Post the geggiest sharty screenshot you have not from the Soysphere itself
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How do you feel about avgn being more IAS now? o algo
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Bimmyjak>satania
Reply if you agree
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itt we post deviantart gemmies
>rope swing fetish is a real thing
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I should really start just filtering out posts with Itodler
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>adam johnson
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>brought to you by the creators of DNB, CBT, BMT, ABC, AMD, 'O & 'P, BBC, PS3, GDP, PPP
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IRON LUNG WON
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SHARTYSHITS…
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Quote sit on my BWC
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LEFTYPOL RAID

raid the coal board which is sibera, its an absolute cesspit of a board with nsfw and IRL soyaks
>why?
It would be funny
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is it gay or bisexual to have a large ass?
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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH WHY IS SERVER SO DEE-N-BEEEEE ITS NOT LIKE THE ENTIRETY OF NA IS ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!! WAHHHH JAYYYYYSIDDDDDDDDD!!!!
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>take da wheel lawd and kang
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"JSID" is a cope. If it shut down the people screaming it the most would be the ones weeping and hanging themselves.
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tiktok gods are a winned, all poonerslop enjoyer is win
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alright 'teens seeing as pph is a dnb I want to break the record for post staying the longest up without a sticky. Idk what the record is.
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Lil Jon shares statement after police recover body believed to be his son

>Police in Georgia say they have recovered a body believed to be the son of rapper Lil Jon.
<OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH–nooooooooo……..
https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/body-recovered-believed-son-rapper-lil-jon/story?id=129931258
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Continue my work, if you're the one you know what to post. Farewell.
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how it feels to finally post on farting shirts after evading
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literally why is this nigger so gay
>countries… but they're like girls in skirts!
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Shotjak WABAG
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we need a gif like this but with the ai hunks instead
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DIDDY JOCKEY
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reply with the letter p if pedo
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Post jeeteralds

>arrow so i don’t look like this
<another arrow so i don’t look like the video
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>THAT'S MODALISM!!!
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>ban bbc
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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!! AHHHHHGGGHHHGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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>watching gay porn because you're bored
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>india superpooper saar
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WHICH OF THESE DO YOU USE (multiple choice)


>arrow
Select ones you use
Not advertising any of them
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hello discord
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>Be me
>Make no contributions to this website
>Make bait all day
>Unironic tranny and pooner lover
Is this all of us teens?
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>jakparty.soy is a pedo site
>epstein is alive and well in tel Aviv
>keep coping shartycucks
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>arrow so i don't look like that
Calling bad things "trans" and good things "aryan" is very stupid, but what if we started to use word "traryanime" as a compromise between "tranime" and "aryanime"?
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>actually science disapproved your point already
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1 events in 2 days ‘sid
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Alright 'teens this image would make a really good soyjak and somebody should soyify it
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POST TRANS GEMMIES
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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>disneyland
<six flags
^universal
vbush gardens
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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>soytan epi porn up for 3 hours
>/pol/ is spamming porn and gore here
>/qa/ is raiding us with SNCA indie cartoon autism
>/raid/ twitter trannies bump their faildoxxes for days
Why did they stop caring about /soy/?
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>The dock throws dog toes at doctos
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>Skibidi Toilet came out 3 years ago
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hi guys i'm new to here

so, what is the name of this cobson wojak?
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>entire log is gay porn
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Nofap raid

NO FAP CHAT RAID
ITT we raid a day counter app called "No Fap" only because it has an open chat which can be easily raided.
-=Marge=-
>Marge why are we raiding an nofap app which is good
It has an open chat feature where you can talk with anyone, so i think it is a good idea colonizing it into a sharty space or posting gems
>Is it DNB?
Nah not that much
>I don't want to do this "raid"
Then supersage this thread
-=Links=-
Play Store: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.TasnimAnas.NoFap
Xheir website: nofap.noobapps.com
-=Requirements=-
- An email account
- Nothing else
-=Trivia=-
There are spics inside this app's chat which constantly dotspam on it
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>entire 'log is either dnb threads, bait brimstone, fpe porn dumps or touhou porn dumps
just release us from this please
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Clavicular started bone smashing while ASU police was trying to kick him off campus 💀
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nunuthread because previous op is a retarded faggot

pedophile minus8 lolinigger is streaming

/RAID/
https://www.youtube.com/live/DV0cSt6vBc8?si=jhUt5vgGHq0nXkOo
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>the body was too short
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>The body was too short or empty.
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Is it actually shutting down in September?
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YOU KNOW
I DIDNT DO THAT MONTHS
I DIDNT BITE A SPODNIE KURWA IN PARIS
I ASKED 3 TIMES FOR THEM TO LEAVE CANDY BOWLS OUT IN WARSAW AND EVERYTHING WAS REFUSED
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>webpedo
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>daily reminder that
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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>Leaving, in September
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Video thread
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>oh my fauci steam just said this game is heckin valid and gender affirming
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>a serious documentary about children being brutally murdered
<T-They dismembered A BABY?!!!!
>insert the most retarded nigger reaction image
Decimate TikTok and its braindead subhuman users
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does someone have the viggle ai jew flopping his tongue on an airplane
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They're just admitting it now jsid
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I was molested by my uncle when i was 7
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*squirts*
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Euro hour DNB poll


Since soyjak.party is now 18+, should DNB continue to be banned or lift the restriction on DNBs? This poll is being conducted during euro hours.
R: 3 / I: 0
Moralfags ruined this website. You can't even raid without moralfagging. Every operation must have a moral reason, you can't just dox for gegs here. JSID
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Off-siter here AMA
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>I really appreciate Valve’s promotion of Linux gaming and their mod support.
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>May our lawd and savyuh grant us a BBC dildo to ride on dat WHEEEEL for him to take aymen
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'jak xer
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If this thread gets 1k replies two of top voted board will be added back.
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found soot
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MINUS8 RAID

NUTHREAD WITH IDS

pedophile minus8 lolinigger is streaming

/RAID/
https://www.youtube.com/live/DV0cSt6vBc8?si=jhUt5vgGHq0nXkOo
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GUROCHAN RAID

WARNING : THE CONTENTS OF THIS RAID MAY BE DISTRESSING TO SOME USERS, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

guro.cx

GET IN HERE NOWWWWWWWW

Zalgo Text: zalgo.org
Gemmy symbol that rapes browser:

RAISE HELL FOR THESE DEGENERATES
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>arrow so i don’t look like this
ITT post cringey tranny memes of them owning le heccin bigots
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>OY QEWOTE! DIS SHITE'S RAYSHIST! I'M COLLING DA POHLICE!
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Remember this 'toss?
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It's cringe and turkpilled
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Zoomers and Gen Alphas are the scum of earth.
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Frogkikes, really?
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r/markiplier nusoi cacagod you get us to to to to to to to nobaldi and get rid of dry penis infection syndrome down syndrome down syndrome nigger retard is that a good reason to not nigger poop 2
<nigger space
Making a modern TV—specifically a Flat Panel LED or OLED—is a high-tech feat that combines chemistry, precision engineering, and a whole lot of dust-free "clean rooms." While it might look like just a piece of glass in a plastic frame, the interior is a complex sandwich of layers.
Here is the step-by-step breakdown of how they come together:
1. The Mother Glass and Transistors
The process starts with a massive sheet of "Mother Glass." This glass is treated with a thin layer of semiconductor material. Using a process called photolithography (essentially using UV light to etch patterns), engineers create a grid of millions of Thin Film Transistors (TFTs). These act as the tiny switches that tell every single pixel when to turn on or off.
2. The Liquid Crystal or OLED Layer
This is where the magic of the "picture" happens, and it differs based on the tech:
* For LED/LCD TVs: A layer of liquid crystals is sandwiched between two sheets of glass. These crystals don't create light; they act like tiny shutters that twist to block or allow light to pass through.
* For OLED TVs: Instead of liquid crystals, organic light-emitting diodes are printed directly onto the glass. Since these glow on their own, they don't need a separate light source.
3. The Color Filter
At this stage, the screen is still just showing shades of gray. To get color, a color filter layer is applied. Each pixel is divided into three sub-pixels: Red, Green, and Blue. By mixing the intensity of these three colors, the TV can produce millions of different shades.
4. The Backlight Unit (for LED TVs)
If the TV is an LED model, it needs a light source. Workers install a Backlight Unit (BLU) at the very back of the "sandwich." This usually consists of a string of bright white LEDs and a series of "diffuser sheets" that spread the light evenly so you don't see bright spots on your screen.
5. Polarization and Assembly
Two layers of polarizing film are added to the front and back. These films are crucial because they align the light waves; without them, the liquid crystals wouldn't be able to "block" the light, and the screen would just be a glowing white rectangle.
6. Final Logic and Housing
Once the "panel" (the screen itself) is finished, it is connected to the Printed Circuit Boards (PCBs). This includes the "brain" of the TV that processes the HDMI or Wi-Fi signals. Finally, the panel and electronics are snapped into a plastic or metal chassis, a power supply is added, and the TV is sent for a "burn-in" test to make sure no pixels are dead.
The entire process happens in rooms that are cleaner than hospital operating theaters, as even a single speck of dust trapped between the glass layers would look like a giant blak hole on your screen.
^nigger poop 2
>omg bbc in my face i love it i love it i love it i love it need more bbc now need bbc in twink boi pussy now
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LONG-KNOWN PEDO

pedophile minus8 lolinigger is streaming

/RAID/
https://www.youtube.com/live/DV0cSt6vBc8?si=jhUt5vgGHq0nXkOo
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>AI doesn't draw six fingers anymore
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<find his mouth
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Look at him go
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mr beast was right coming to gay and he know he know he know the way to get rid and get it from him to get in any way too far from me a week and he know I have a good thing for the
<nigger space
Agartha: The Subterranean Utopia
Agartha is a concept rooted in Eastern mysticism and popularized by 19th-century Western occultists. It isn't a place for the dead; it is a place for the "hidden."
* The Location: It is famously tied to the Hollow Earth theory, suggesting a physical (or semi-physical) kingdom exists miles beneath the Earth’s crust.
* The Inhabitants: Instead of gods or ghosts, Agartha is said to be populated by "Ascended Masters" or a highly advanced race of humans who retreated underground to avoid surface-level chaos.
* The Goal: The legend centers on enlightenment and preservation. It is a sanctuary where ancient knowledge is kept safe until the surface world is ready to receive it. Access is usually gained through secret tunnels in places like the Himalayas or the Gobi Desert.
Valhalla: The Warrior’s Reward
Valhalla comes from Norse Mythology and is a very specific type of afterlife. It isn't a secret civilization; it is a divine military academy.
* The Location: It is located high above in Asgard, the realm of the gods. Specifically, it is a massive hall belonging to the god Odin.
* The Inhabitants: It is home to the Einherjar—warriors who died heroically in battle. They are escorted there by Valkyries, female spirits who serve Odin.
* The Goal: The purpose of Valhalla is preparation for war. The residents spend their days killing each other in practice combat (and miraculously healing) and their nights feasting. Everything they do is a rehearsal for Ragnarök, the final battle at the end of the world.
The Core Contrast
The simplest way to separate them is by how you get there:
* To reach Agartha, you generally need a map, a deep cave, and a high level of spiritual purity (or a very sturdy drill).
* To reach Valhalla, you need to die with a sword in your hand and enough courage to impress a Valkyrie.
^nigger poop 2
>omg bbc in my face i love it i love it
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Itt we write a story and every reppey conttinues the story

Once upon a time there was a hard working soyak
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itt we trace long-dead websitecuck
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most dead nigger hours of the day
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why does everychuddy look like a pooner?
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>15 minute video about why spongebob isnt spongeboy
holy shit
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i have a soyjak fetish
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itt we make new slopjak varaints by tracing distorted soyjaks
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>Islam lost
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I WORSHIP.
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Have you said nigga/nigger in real life?
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Haha I forgot my arrow
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I care for tangjak
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first post

hello? im new to this site haha! howdy
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jannies
>zzzzzzzzzzzz…..
jannies wake up please
>zzzzzzzzz…..
the log is niggerhell jannies please
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ai hunk will save the website
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nigger juice from the nigger factory
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ban zellig for making mi clitty leak and having an audience of peadoughs
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rotten vjj board
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does anyone have the transnuke image i need it for something
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>DUDE i just LOVE the ying and yang of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in the wire! you should totally bring your environmentally-friendly, pre-nazi-elon tesla to my studio apartment. Y'know, My STUDIO apartment that's got EXPOSED, RED BRICK-WALLS and WHITE TABLE- TOPS and everything! we can crack open a sweet chai breakfast soilent or three and get SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, watching some MATURE cartoons on adult swim that tackle ADDICTION and SEX! and XIR, XEM, ZIR, we have GOTTA go down to the ETHNIC RESTAURANTS! listen here, right, it's a MEXICAN PLACE, where us CONSUMERS, who do CONSUMING, can go CONSUME. BUT, it's also RAN BY ILLEGAL ALIENS, looking to stick it to the MAN in the high castle. speaking of which, my white whatever that means, +sized mistress and i were talking over our 9th letsplay of TLOU2 and we have agreed that I should get snipped; We can't birth any white oppressors in this CHUDOCRACY, so my wife is getting bred tomorrow (she is sleeping with my car-thief, who we caught while coming back from our CRT session.)

>As for our bvll, we didn't call the police so we took him in. He and my wife got to chatting, as we are a poly-couple and one thing led to the next which led me from my bed to the corner chair, But not to worry, because despite having to put both of our beds together my wife doesn't like sleeping together because of work stress i got to give the Peruvian rosewood chair we bought from a humble nigerian salesman in downtown portland a go, so those two play-mates could see what kind of sandbox they're playing in. And yes, small businesses are the bread-basket of fascism but so is turning down a BIPOC trying to make a living.

>Anyway, I'm fucking JACKED, MAN! I'M GONNA RE-WATCH RICK AND MORTY AND EAT A BANQUET MEAL (THEY'RE ARE, LIKE, SO DYSTOPIAN; CYBERPUNK!)
>I'M GONNA PUT IT IN MY WIFE-REQUIRED MICROWAVE
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>Nusoi..
>You forgot your arrow you're a nusoi.
>Why did you forgot your arrow little nusoi?
>You forgot your arrow little nusoiii!
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>winning the internet for a day
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I is nusoicaca. Why are you all obsessed with blak genitalia. Are you all spiritually indian
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>God can heckin’ die even doe
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Im white from Japsterdam.
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>*falls to knees*
>*throws hands up in the air like hes trying to feel god himself*
>TEEEEEAAAAACHHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUGGHHHH
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>(yeah)
>listen close, give a fuck, lil shitskin boorucuck
>he's ESL he see's no wrong,
>gooning, gooning, gooning, gooning, gooning, >gooning, to foidjaks
>gooning, gooning, we've just begun!
>gooning, gooning, we've just begun!
>gooning, gooning, we've just begun!
>(yeah!)
>goes on gooning 'till it lasts,
>gooning to foid namefags makes him BLACK
>and from his face, a gaint cuck
>stinks up like a slopjak
>gooning, gooning, never stop!
>gooning, gooning, never stop!
>gooning, gooning, never stop!
>booru gooner booru gooner booru gooner booru gooner
>the months and years he goons away,
>his BLACKED folder grows every day
>with one goon, to the 'ape comic
>he braps the comment section in seconds
>and now you see this massive fag
>he's ESL dont give a fuck
>gooning, gooning, always goon!
>gooning, gooning, always goon!
>gooning, gooning, gooning, gooning, gooning, gooning, to foidjaks
>(gooning, gooning, always goon!)
>we wuz aryan
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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itt we soyquote random scp articles
https://www.random.org/ (latest entry is 9998)
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1 (replace 1 with the number you get)
>Are you sure this piece of junk warrants a classification?
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7144
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Total nigger destruction
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I'm not too fond of negros
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the sharty is dying because of xitter and reddit immigrants
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I'm not too fond of negros
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Is Jordan Peterson actually a pooner?
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The smell of my dick turns me on. AMA
R: 2 / I: 1
Yesterday was his birthday
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>EEEF AAN EEEF ARE GIUDUAAAATRRRREEEHAHAHAWEEHWWA AWAAAAAA EFFF AAAAN EEEF ARR FAKENG GUUUDAAAARRRRRRRFWC AEAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAAA FACK EYOU EEEF AAAN EEEF TRUULE FACE HARAT BROKEEN HART FIX BAND THING EDIT EEEF AAAN EEEF DUIT EE ACKS EEH EEEF AAAN EEEF PEEEK FAKSHEN FAK YAOHH FAK YA YOU ARE POOPOO FACE WAAA WAAA EEEF AAAN EEEF WHOLESOME GAMETROONS STORIEEE FAK YAAAOIUU EEEF AAAN EEEF YOO BROOO IS THAT EEF AAN EFF PEDO NEGAR DUT EH ACKS EH YOOOI BROOO😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢🦀🦀🦀 OOOH OOOH AAAH AAAH DAWGY WAWGY BLUUUD MID AHHH BUNS THING GO WATCH FNF PEDO NIGGER PEAK HECKIN' FICTION I CANT BREATHE
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Guaranteed nameroll
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My girlfriend escaped.
R: 1 / I: 1

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 437 / I: 76

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 793 / I: 93
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 533 / I: 251

Soysylum Adventure (even doe it's more like a quest/rpg) - Part 2

On a journey for self-fulfillment, Norman Jackson has set his sights on the prestige of working at the Soysylum. On the day of his interview, he went on a perilous adventure back in his home town, and fought against various evils. He also made a few friends along the way. Three of which are with him, while traveling by bus, to his destination.

BEGIN
Norman Jackson gets off the bus, along with Ernest the Hobo, Daquarius the TJD Medic, and Muttphono McDroid.

You are now in the downtown area. The main building of importance is the Soysylum Office, where your interview will be conducted. The fact that you made the Muttdroid is very promising, proving yourself to be a good soyentist and combatant.

The other building of importance is the Gun Store, where you can get better, gemmier guns, and some very gemmy attachments that modify your guns behavior. You are too broke currently thoughever, only having a combined $200 that might get a cheap shotgun or another coal Saturday Night Special.



Appendix
Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0. Norman has leveled up to Level 11, making him less coal.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Norman's SPECIAL Stats: S: 0 P: 1 E: 0 C: 1 I: 4 A: 1 L: 3
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OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
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Soy Conlang General Thread

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve/create more Soy Conlang
>nigga whats this SNCArald
Soy Conlang are constructed languages on the ‘arty that are made to be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroids, as well as to have fun while making them because you VVILL have fun while both making them and help building them. Additionally, there are currently two prominent Soy Conlangs that are actively being worked on, such as NuSoyish and Feralspeak. Both are separate sister conlangs yet branch from Proto Indo Soyish. What will (YOU) create, ‘teens?
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1202-0921-04/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14238977.html
<nigger
NuSoyish 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish
Feralspeak 'ki Page:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak
Soyish Texts, from Proto Vulgar to NuSoyish:
https://soyjakwiki.org/NuSoyish/Soyish_Texts
NuSoyish Dictionary 7th Edition (Latest):
https://soyjakwiki.org/File:NSD7.pdf
Feralspeak Dictionary V2 (Latest)
https://soyjakwiki.org/Feralspeak#cite_note-2
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 890 / I: 274

Soysylum Adventure

You are Norman Jackson, a below average, relatively apolitical soyjak. You've had very few thoughts and feelings over the course of your past 35 years of existing, but you have recently decided to move up in the world, from being a fast food wagie to being a Soysylum staff member.
Your current goal is to travel to the Soysylum for your interview, but you are impeded by many things. The easiest way to get to the Soysylum is by the bus stop near the community college. Yet, many things impede you.


BEGIN

You wake up in your apartment. You are surrounded by doors you see daily: A closet, a bathroom, and a kitchen.






Appendix

Basic ruleset:
Characters have stats that affect their capabilities. S.P.E.C.I.A.L is borrowed from Fallout. However, it is modified/simplified.

You start as a Level 1 cuck. All your S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats start at 0.

You have an Insanity stat. Generally, positive things help this and negative things harm this.

Party limit of 4. You have to kick someone out upon overcount.

Floydian Magic.

Style: